
Original Air Date: September 30, 1954Host: Andrew RhynesShow: The Cisco KidPhone: (707) 98 OTRDW (6-8739) Stars:• Jack Mather (Cisco)• Harry Lang (Poncho) Exit music from: Roundup on the Prairie by Aaron Kenny https://bit.ly/3kTj0kK
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Andrew Rines (Host)
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Dirk Simons
Here's adventure. Here's Roland. Here's the famous Robin Hood of the Old West. A Cisco Pierce.
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Dirk Simons
Oh the Cisco kids. And our exciting story. More on the Fort now and then in the history of the Old west, you come across an obscure item that covers a world of excitement and drama such as the following August 1874 early night attack from presently unidentified sources. Three wounded. From such an atom comes our story.
Cisco Kid
It opens in mid afternoon of an August day.
Dirk Simons
Two men are riding slowly towards the.
Cisco Kid
Fort watching the hay pot being driven in towards the stockade deck.
Dirk Simons
That's it Hamlin. The payroll for Fort Harlow and all the cavalry towards west of here is.
Cisco Kid
Under that hay when his army hauled its payrolls around in hay carts.
Dirk Simons
I tell you the Payrolls are under that hay is a watered. That is commandant to Harlow. He's always nervous about having them payrolls held up.
Cisco Kid
Yeah, you'd ought to know, Dirk.
Dirk Simons
Yeah, I served under that part of his.
Cisco Kid
Until you got a dishonorable discharge for stealing.
Dirk Simons
That's enough. I know about that gold because One Eyed Jones is dropping that horse out. Made a brief contract with the Major and told me how the Major decided to use that hay to cover the gold. Come on, let's ride over there.
Cisco Kid
There's an armed guard riding with that car.
Dirk Simons
Well, the fort goes right past the fort. We got a right to be on it. Come on, get out.
Pancho
Get out.
Cisco Kid
How long's that gold going to be.
Dirk Simons
Here at the fort? Probably just overnight.
Pancho
Thanks.
Dirk Simons
As they ride by. That means he's found out they ain't sending out the western payrolls until tomorrow.
Cisco Kid
So he attacked tonight.
Pancho
Hey, Dirk.
Dirk Simons
Yeah.
Pancho
Howdy, gentlemen. Howdy.
Dirk Simons
Morning. Yeah, he.
Cisco Kid
Careful what you say. Kirk Simons and Ham Haynes, huh? Are you scalawaging hanging around your boy?
Dirk Simons
He ain't hanging around, Sergeant. We're just riding on by.
Cisco Kid
I saw you both override so you could look over this detail. I'll be on your way. We don't want to fight you around.
Dirk Simons
How do you think you are the Major?
Cisco Kid
You heard what I said. Get going.
Dirk Simons
Come on, Dirk.
Cisco Kid
We don't want no trouble.
Dirk Simons
That's right, we don't.
Cisco Kid
I understand it's Delante here. By special order she's allowed to live here at the post along with the wives of the officer. Oh, I do not know, Fa Jones. She was not prettier the child of 14. Now that she's about 20, who can tell?
Pancho
He's going to tell very soon.
Cisco Kid
No, Fancho. We are going to visit with Sergeant Keeler, not with the senorita.
Pancho
She's cost you till very soon.
Dirk Simons
Very well.
Cisco Kid
Have it your own way, amigo. Here's the fort. The police there.
Dirk Simons
See you guards.
Pancho
The police there. See you guards. Sorry boys. Go right on in.
Cisco Kid
God not stop us he could. No, there's been no trouble in these territory for a long while. It's hard to maintain discipline under such conditions. There's the sergeant out in front of the barracks. Sergeant, this is the worst looking outfit I've seen in a long time. Sergeant. Look around quick. What do you mean the worst looking outfit?
Dirk Simons
Are you fat? Here. Well, this.
Pancho
Put her there.
Cisco Kid
Sure had me going for a second. See you again, Sergeant. That goes for me too. Hey, don't fist take me back though. I can say the Same Sergeant Keeler. This is mi compagniero Pancho. Sorry, Pancho. Any friend of the fifth coach here is a friend of mine. He's for Pancho's friend too. So the Sergeant Pancho friends know?
Dirk Simons
You bet.
Cisco Kid
The senorita sergeant she is well and happy, I trust? Oh, yeah, Betty's fine. There she is just coming out of the post exchange. Betty, come over here, will you?
Betty
You're right there, Bear.
Cisco Kid
Oh, it is indeed a pretty c.
Betty
Get that.
Dirk Simons
You remember the Cisco Kid, Betty?
Betty
Well, of course I do. Welcome back, Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Gracias, senorita. This is M. Pancho.
Betty
Hello, Pono.
Cisco Kid
That is Pon's way of paying you a great compliment, senorita.
Betty
Thank you, Pon.
Cisco Kid
What's the matter?
Betty
I'm awfully glad to see Ms. S. Please excuse me. Now I have to start my house.
Cisco Kid
The senorita has grown into a very charming young woman, Sergeant. Yeah, Betty's the right pretty girl, esto. I'm glad you're here for more reason than once. You remember an ombre named Dirk Simons? Yeah, I do. Was a born bandiro.
Dirk Simons
Yeah, and that's what he is now.
Cisco Kid
He's been watching this post lately. I don't like it. He's got a lot of payroll money at night. But you got a lot of the army to guard the payroll, Sergeant. Ah, it ain't the same now, Poncho. No, they ain't had nothing to do for months. They're bored ship. I'm worried. What about your commanding officer? Have you reported this to him, Sergeant? Nah, I wouldn't do no good, Cisco. Just laugh at me. I happen to know D's got a big gang of men camped up in Scar Rock Canyon. I remember the place. Yeah, he hates this post. And he's a wild and reckless container. Do not mean the Bandito attack this poor sergeant. I wouldn't put it past him. Knows he might catch us all napping. You would like f you and me to scout that gang up in the canyon, is that what you mean? Yeah, I sure would. We'd be glad to scout them, Sergeant. I have heard about these Dirk Simons lately. I know he's a bad hombre. We should be back within two hours. Good on, Joe. We have work to do. Let's be going. How you going to attack that fort tonight, Dirk? Don't seem to me like a good idea.
Dirk Simons
Why not? Got guards post and most of them will be asleep half hour after go on duty.
Cisco Kid
We'll only have 30 men.
Dirk Simons
That'll be enough. I won't be expecting it. I want them payrolls.
Cisco Kid
We could use some of that money.
Dirk Simons
But we're gonna use all of it.
Cisco Kid
Only thing is, Dirk, somebody's sure to recognize some of us.
Dirk Simons
No, they won't. I'll feel that.
Cisco Kid
What do you mean?
Dirk Simons
We'll get the boys together and I'll tell you. You better send a couple of lookouts down the canyon. That blasted Sergeant Keillor acted like he smelled a rat. Get all the boys ham and hustle. We ain't got much time.
Cisco Kid
This is far enough up the canyon, Pancho. The camp of those Pantidos is not far ahead. But you walk the rest of the way.
Dirk Simons
Walking.
Cisco Kid
It's good for you, amigo. Make you lose some of that weight. Why don't you keep the weight? Come on, come on. Make no more noise than you can hear. Only by his very bad reputation. Bad reputation? After he was discharged dishonorably, he went to live with a tribe of Indians. Kamaches, I believe. Camp is just ahead of us. Bunch of. Careful now. Get as close as we can. We lied down the thick Russian.
Dirk Simons
Listen.
Cisco Kid
Come on.
Pancho
Doing all right, Joe? I'm bas.
Dirk Simons
Now, listen to me.
Cisco Kid
Stop right here. If want to.
Dirk Simons
Soon as it gets dark, we'll attack. I know where that payroll bunny kept. I'll take a couple of you with me and go after that. The rest of you just keep blasting away at anybody you see.
Pancho
Once you get inside that.
Dirk Simons
We'Re going to make up his engines so the redskins will get the blame for the attack.
Cisco Kid
That is all we need to hear. Pancho. Let us get out of here quickly. Pancho.
Pancho
Simon.
Cisco Kid
He's only headed one. One more up the bluff. Looking down. Simon's close at lookout. We've been team. Pancho. Wait. Pancho.
Pancho
Did you meet Pancho?
Cisco Kid
Look behind and see who is following.
Pancho
So here they are. Boys, take care of you, hungry. And you behind your sister. They're coming from our direction. Oh. There.
Dirk Simons
Got them both.
Cisco Kid
You all right there?
Dirk Simons
Yeah, yeah, I'm all right. I wonder how that big umra can hit.
Pancho
Hey, he's a Cisco Kid, Jack.
Dirk Simons
Yeah, yeah, so I see. Throw them in one of the huts. I'll take care of them later. For keeps.
Betty
What's the matter, dad? Why do you keep changing the floor?
Cisco Kid
Disco ain't back yet. Didn't go on over three hours.
Betty
Well, what's wrong with that?
Cisco Kid
They'll be back within two hours.
Betty
Well, I wouldn't start worrying yet.
Cisco Kid
No, I wouldn't.
Dirk Simons
Sip.
Cisco Kid
When Cisco says a thing, you can depend on it. I think I'm going to see the mate.
Betty
You won't get any satisfaction from him. He's just a stuffed shirt.
Cisco Kid
Just the same, I'm going to see him.
Dirk Simons
I'll be right back. Come in. Good evening, Sergeant.
Cisco Kid
Evening, sir.
Dirk Simons
Looking solemn again. What's troubling you?
Cisco Kid
It's about Dirk Simons, Major.
Dirk Simons
That scoundrel. What about him?
Cisco Kid
He's up to something, sir. He was watching that hay cart mighty close today.
Dirk Simons
What if he was? You're not thinking he'd attack this post, are you, Sergeant?
Cisco Kid
I wouldn't put it past him, sir.
Dirk Simons
You're forgetting, Sergeant, this is the United States Army. Yes, sir.
Cisco Kid
I took the liberty of asking the Cisco Kid to scout diamonds.
Dirk Simons
You had no right to do anything of the sort, Sergeant. I'd overlook it this time, but I want to hear no more about the matter. But, Major, this. Did you hear what I said?
Cisco Kid
Yes, sir. That's all. Yes. Ay, Santos. Is rope tight? Tight, Cisco. Hey, this one. The rope is new. Perhaps I can make it stretch enough to get my hands free. Cisco's not as yet, but I'll keep trying. Santos, it's the Comanches. No, they are not kamanches. No, not even Indians.
Dirk Simons
A lot of good is going to do you to know that, Cisco. So you snooped around.
Cisco Kid
Did you call it anything you like, Homily? That's just what he was doing, Dirk.
Dirk Simons
Snooping. Well, he sure won't snoop around no more. I'm fixing these two right now.
Cisco Kid
Even behind that war paint, you look like the coward you are, Simon.
Dirk Simons
Why, you buzzard.
Cisco Kid
You're an act of. Cisco Jew.
Pancho
You hate him.
Dirk Simons
You out and get the boys and start. I'll join you down the trail.
Pancho
Whatever you say, J.
Dirk Simons
Now, Cisco, if you got anything to say, be quick about it because you got one more minute to live. And this time, Cisco's chance of escaping is small indeed. In just a moment, we'll return to the Cisco Kid. Now back to the Cisco Kid and our exciting story, War on the Fort. When Cisco stopped at Fort Harlow to reminisce with Sergeant Keeler, he found the sergeant worried about one Dirk Simon, dishonorably discharged cavalryman turned bandit. Sisko and Pancho agreed to reconnoiter Simon's camp. Listening, our friends overheard the bandit gang plan to attack the fort that night disguised as Indians and steal the payroll. At that moment, Poncho sneezed loudly. A fight ensued and Cisco and Poncho were captured. Now tied hand and foot and lying in the heart of the camp. They are in grave danger of being killed on the spot by the venomous island. Well, go on, Cisco, say what you gotta say. You got one minute, then you die.
Cisco Kid
Hey, that might sound good to Poncho. No. I do not believe you will kill us.
Dirk Simons
Oh, do you know good to fight that rope?
Cisco Kid
Cisco. You tied up good inside. Keep trying, Sisko. Why don't you ask you a question, though? What is it? What'd you do when you get to the fort?
Dirk Simons
I don't mind telling you that.
Cisco Kid
Go ahead.
Dirk Simons
We're gonna get all the payrolls they're holding there tonight. Payrolls for six posts west are here. It'll make a nice chunk of money. Anything else you'd like to know?
Cisco Kid
And there's free punch up ring assistant. You like to know one thing more, hombre. What I should like to know how any hombre can be as homely like you.
Dirk Simons
Where are you?
Cisco Kid
And I have the knife. Now we will see Coyote.
Pancho
No, you don't. I'm getting out of here. Hey, hand. Yeah, you know the voice. Right back here.
Dirk Simons
Quick.
Pancho
Sisters got loose. Time to ignite you the way. Now she's go see.
Cisco Kid
We will get away, Poncho. It's only the work of a moment. Cut these ropes. Now here we're both three. Poncho.
Pancho
Come on. Let go, boys.
Cisco Kid
This way. Punch down into the arroyo.
Pancho
The bank steep this go.
Cisco Kid
Never mind that.
Pancho
Come on, P. Roll down the bank. Punch a rolling me. Hey. Hey. Please go faster. She go.
Cisco Kid
Get up on your feet, Chico. Oh, you must get to the top of this other bank. Those riders will have to go around the top of the bank.
Dirk Simons
We can call our horses.
Pancho
You got to learn the whistle sometimes and not just go.
Cisco Kid
That's unimportant now, Chico.
Pancho
On your horse. Quickly. On your right. Quickly. Now we see the banditos to the fort.
Cisco Kid
I do not know whether we can or not, Poncho. We are on the long trail to the port. There's no way of getting under the.
Pancho
Short trail unless we go back and got across the Bandas on the short.
Dirk Simons
Trail they will be. They'll never to beat us.
Betty
Does seem as if Cisco should have been back before now.
Dirk Simons
D. Sure he had. It's dark out now.
Cisco Kid
And you, Betty? Something's happened to him.
Betty
It seems as if the Major would get out of search this morning.
Cisco Kid
Well, he won't.
Betty
Perhaps if I went to see you.
Cisco Kid
No, just blame me the I sent you. Might even break me for it.
Betty
Well, here comes somebody now.
Pancho
It's them, Betty. It's Cisco and Pancho.
Cisco Kid
There's no time to drop, Sergeant Diamonds and his bandidos are right behind us. They're disguised as tons. You have guns in the house? Let us have them at once, Daddy. Hit my guns and ammunition belt.
Pancho
Bring the rifle too. Yes, dad.
Cisco Kid
Sergeant, you better turn out the men. Poncho and I'll go back and try to hold them off.
Dirk Simons
But that just the two of us.
Cisco Kid
Wait, wait. You will have to see the major first. We might have your court martial if you act without his orders.
Betty
Here are the guns, sister.
Cisco Kid
Oh, gracias, gracias. We'll hold those panzeros off as long as we can, Sergeant.
Pancho
Come against a big punch logo. Decent at mine, but punch and like finding all these. You seen Cisco riding off that other trailer, Turk? No, not us. We could see him. It's after dark. Yeah, but it's a bright night. He couldn't have got ahead of us on that long trail, could he? I don't know. Say, him and his partner's got mighty fast horses. Never mind that. Anyway, over the next flies and we'll be right onto the fort. You pilot. Hey, Cisco. He did get in ahead of it. Stop those fire.
Cisco Kid
You must have worn the toaster. Maybe not. And he said we. Maybe he's got the troop with him. Cisco wouldn't have the troop, you fool. The troop was there.
Dirk Simons
Somebody else would be given the order.
Cisco Kid
I figure he's brought out around that rise.
Dirk Simons
You umbre Joe, you take charge. Ham and I will go after Cisco. Now get going.
Pancho
Here come the bandidos.
Cisco Kid
He st some of them ponchos. The rest are riding around us. Ah, bueno. Sergeant had roused the post.
Pancho
Blast it all. It's too late. Turn back, boys. Turn back. In this way we'll get the Cisco Kid. Banana to be a big fight.
Cisco Kid
He's going. They are only chance Ponchos to get Simon to hold him as a shield against the others.
Pancho
Get on, boys. Simon's normally hang back. Now she's so kill the other homies to fire. We will see about that is just.
Dirk Simons
What we will do.
Pancho
Each time the tables are church diamonds. This time we are coming after you. Run away, Chisco. They are trying too. You'll do them no good.
Cisco Kid
You take the other one, Pancho.
Pancho
I will take Simon. Ah, now we are getting on that.
Cisco Kid
Pancho.
Pancho
Hey, we came. Yeah, you left. Yellow.
Cisco Kid
And I will attend to this thinking.
Pancho
Budget like this and this. And let them come.
Cisco Kid
You, Simon, get up to your feet.
Pancho
Come on, help your ladies.
Cisco Kid
Easy, nothing. Gun is down your ribs, hombre. Tell them Outside what is of yours to stop where they are.
Pancho
All right, boys, hold it, hold it.
Cisco Kid
Tell them to drop their gun.
Dirk Simons
They won't do that.
Pancho
Tell them unless you want this gun to go off in. All right, all right, every.
Dirk Simons
Careful, Cisco.
Pancho
Throw down your guns, boys. Yellow one. Let's get out of here. Is a cavalry from the for bandidos. Hey, Puncho.
Cisco Kid
Something tells me those bandos are going to have more on their hands now than they bargained for.
Pancho
What we do with these bandidos?
Cisco Kid
We will take him to the post, Poncho. From then on, the medal will be handled by the United States Army.
Betty
Well, at least, Cisco, you woke up the major. I can say that, even if dad can.
Cisco Kid
Well, I'm glad of that, senorita. I am also glad to hear that only three men of the troop were wounded. It could have been much worse.
Betty
Yes, it could. You could have lost your life. I don't know what to say, except to thank you for helping dad.
Cisco Kid
He's a good friend of mine, senorita. I'm glad to help him, for he has helped me many times in the past.
Betty
Am I a good friend of yours, too?
Cisco Kid
Oh, of course.
Betty
I have grown up quite a bit, haven't I?
Cisco Kid
Yeah, you have indeed.
Pancho
Kisco. We all right. No see, Pancho.
Cisco Kid
Be with you in just a moment. You are a very pretty girl, senorita.
Betty
Then perhaps you won't mind if.
Cisco Kid
If what?
Betty
If I say goodbye to you like this?
Cisco Kid
Sam.
Pancho
Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Hey, Pancho. You know that's a big fight we have back there, Pancho getting very tired of fighting, Dear Meo. I'm getting tired of fighting, too. Uhhuh. That one we have with that gang of coyotes really tired me out. See, I will not have to be rocked to sleep tonight. Why did you say. I said I'm very tired, Pancho. And I will not have to be rocked to sleep tonight. Pancho. Hope you never got to be rocked to sleep, Cisco. Well, Poncho, sometimes it's very nice to be rocked to sleep. Why do you hope I will never have to be rocked asleep? Because one time Pancho rocked asleep, and Pancho not get over it for a long time. Oh, how is that, Pancho? I do not understand. One time Poncho get in a big fight, Hombre sneak up behind Poncho, hit.
Pancho
Pancho over the head with a big rock. Poncho rocked asleep all right.
Cisco Kid
Oh, Poncho.
Dirk Simons
And so ends another exciting adventure with O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the west, the Cisco kids.
Cisco Kid
Sam.
Dirk Simons
Be sure to listen again for another thrilling adventure of the Cisco Kid. Cisco Kid was played by Jack Mather Poncho by Harry Lance.
Pancho
Sam.
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Cisco Kid
Sam.
Podcast Host: Andrew Rhynes
Episode Date: September 2, 2025
This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns showcases a digitally remastered adventure of "The Cisco Kid," delving into the classic Western story, “War on the Fort.” The drama orbits around Fort Harlow, where Cisco Kid and his loyal sidekick, Pancho, uncover a plot to steal the fort’s payroll. The episode captures the tension, camaraderie, and frontier justice that defined the golden age of radio Westerns.
The episode is laden with the classic Western spirit: heroism, quick wit, loyal friendship, and tongue-in-cheek humor, especially in the exchanges between Cisco and Pancho. The cast's delivery captures the tension and camaraderie of the genre, while also offering lighthearted moments that endear the characters to listeners.
"War on the Fort" combines suspenseful drama, swift action, strategic deception, and endearing character interactions—brought to modern ears through digital restoration and the curation of Old Time Radio Westerns. With Cisco Kid's bravery and Pancho's levity, listeners are transported to a bygone frontier alive with danger, humor, and heart.