Psychosis Episode one

Summary

PsychoSIS Podcast – Psychosis Episode One (March 6, 2021)

Hosts: Britney (A), Gabby (C), Kathy (B), additional guest voices (D, E)

---

Episode Overview

The debut episode of PsychoSIS Podcast is a raw, irreverent, and self-consciously controversial comedy discussion. Gabby and Kathy (with host Britney) tackle the intersections of internet culture, plastic surgery ambitions, mental health struggles, and public meltdowns — through the lens of celebrity scandals, drug anecdotes, and biting humor. The central aim? “Help us pay for our plastic surgeries!!!,” celebrate chaotic queens, and (maybe) eventually do a face reveal post-op.

Note: The episode features frequent offensive language, attempted shock humor, and self-deprecating commentary around topics like mental illness, body image, and addiction.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Introduction & Podcast Purpose (00:23–01:25)

• The hosts immediately set an “edgy” tone, joking about cancel culture for their language choices:
  • “Can we even say trannies anymore?” (A, 00:23)
• They outline the show's mission:
  • “Our goal with this podcast, honestly, guys, is to pay for our plastic surgeries so we can finally do a face reveal.” (C, 01:03)
  • “No face reveal until we're post-op.” (A, 01:15)
  • Self-loathing is a recurrent theme: “Because we hate ourselves.” (C, 01:18)
• The hosts pay homage to the canceled Shane and Friends Podcast, lamenting its loss to “dumb liberals” and “cancel culture.” (01:25–01:56)

2. Personal Sharing: Daily “Ugh”s and Annoyances (03:05–11:12)

• K-Pop and YouTube Grievances:
  • Gabby expresses frustration with K-pop fandoms' online behavior and comments on lack of diversity among idols:
    • “Somebody used the copy and paste button because they all look the same...” (C, 03:25)
    • “It's the same person.” (A, 03:31)
  • Critiques the “westernization” and beauty standards in Asian pop and the notion of self-hatred among K-pop idols.
• YouTube Content Fatigue:
  • Both hosts feel “there's nothing good to watch anymore;” even music feels uninspiring. (A/C, 07:32–07:45)
• Drug and Medication Struggles:
  • Run-ins with unreliable, allegedly illegal drug dealers and a shared sense of addiction and self-medicating as daily struggles:
    • “That's a big expense. That's like a good 50% of my monthly expenses.” (A, 08:10)
    • “We went, what, 30 miles?... Whole hour drive for dope. And then we got Rob, bitch.” (C, 08:46–09:00)
    • “We got chased by a tranny one time.” (C, 09:05)
  • Stories highlight anxiety, paranoia, and self-destructive habits as comic relief.

3. Celebrity Breakdown: Farrah Abraham Segment (Fair Abraham Time) (11:49–16:48)

• The hosts mock and commiserate with Teen Mom’s Farrah Abraham—her addiction to plastic surgery and apparent downward spiral:
  • “I hate myself, but like, it's nice to see she hates herself too, you know?” (A, 12:10)
  • “She's botched. Low key.” (C, 12:21)
• They comment on Farrah’s allegedly botched procedures, financial spending, home decor, and problematic relationships with her daughter.
• “In this case, God made a mistake and then Farrah also made a mistake. One of her mistakes is currently holding the phone.” (A, 13:19)

4. Celebrity Meltdowns: Amanda Bynes & Lindsay Lohan (18:21–27:38)

• Amanda Bynes' Twitter Era (18:21–22:42):
  • The hosts reminisce about Amanda’s famously erratic tweets and surgeries:
    • “[Amanda]: ‘I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I'm not crazy. I was just embarrassed. Surgery is com. A complete miracle for me.’” (C, 20:38)
  • Discuss fears of self-acceptance post-surgery and the specter of being “botched.”
• Lindsay Lohan’s Downhill Moments (23:05–27:38):
  • Recap of Lohan’s denials/minimizations of drug use and TV appearances:
    • “She was on Wendy Williams, remember? And like it zoomed in on her feet.” (C, 23:05)
  • Satire of Lohan’s intervention of a refugee family:
    • “Let them sleep. Come with me. You want me to come real quick? She's like, no, that's not enough. Just come. Trust me. That's not freaking sketchy at all.” (A/B, 25:40–25:51)
    • Lohan is called a “nice white queen” but speculation is she's high and acting erratically.

5. Influencers and Surgery Goals (28:19–32:00)

• The episode ends with the hosts discussing their fixation on influencer Gabby DiMartino’s extensive plastic surgeries and their own desires for radical transformation:
  • “She loved her new face. That really warmed my heart.” (A, 29:04)
  • They fantasize about insurance-covered weight loss surgery, gastric bypass, and the happiness (and sadness) associated with eating and body acceptance.

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On plastic surgery as the pod’s goal:
  • “Our goal with this podcast...is to pay for our plastic surgeries so we can finally do a face reveal.” (C, 01:03)
• On self-loathing:
  • “Because we hate ourselves.” (C, 01:18)
• On cancel culture:
  • “If anyone has the videos [of Shane and Friends] actually hit us up because we just have the audio files.” (A, 01:43)
• On addiction & mental health:
  • “That's a big expense. That's like a good 50% of my monthly expenses. Some have a mortgage. I have to pay a lot for my medication.” (A, 08:10)
• On Farrah Abraham:
  • “She's a high keybot. I'd be upset if I were her, honestly.” (A, 12:25)
  • “God made a mistake and then Farrah also made a mistake.” (A, 13:19)
• On Amanda Bynes’ surgery confessions:
  • “[Amanda Bynes]: Surgical is com. A complete miracle for me. Nothing I agree with. And then five hours later, my doctors are my heroes.” (20:38)
• On Gabby DiMartino as an “inspiration”:
  • “She loved her new face. That really warmed my heart. Inspiration to this channel.” (A, 29:04)
• On weight loss surgery:
  • “If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is.” (A, 31:55)

---

Key Timestamps

• 00:23 – Opening banter, setting the edgy tone, worries about being “canceled”
• 01:03–01:18 – Podcast’s tongue-in-cheek “mission” (plastic surgery, self-loathing)
• 03:09–03:43 – K-pop “ugh,” criticisms of fandom and pop idols’ repetitive image
• 08:06–09:00 – Drug medication talk, expensive self-medicating habits, “crazy” dealer stories
• 11:49–16:48 – Farrah Abraham segment, critiques of surgery, self-esteem, and family life
• 18:21–22:42 – Amanda Bynes Twitter recollections, surgery revelations, personal insecurities
• 23:05–27:38 – Lindsay Lohan’s media moments, feet jokes, the notorious “refugee family” incident
• 28:19–32:00 – Gabby DiMartino and influencer surgery aspirations, insurance “life hack” for weight loss
• 32:32–End – Farewell, reminders to subscribe, reflection on the episode’s self-deprecating tone

---

Final Notes

This first episode delivers a blend of gallows humor and sharp-tongued critiques of celebrity culture, filtered through hosts with open struggles around mental illness, body image, and substance use. The episode’s offensiveness is both its tool and its risk, as the hosts alternate between taboo-breaking jokes and frank self-mockery. The underlying throughline is a shared, raw attempt at coping and connection—albeit channeled through layers of cultural commentary and sardonic one-liners.

Recommendation:
Listeners should be prepared for explicit, provocative, and occasionally problematic language. The content is candid and polarizing, offering an unfiltered window into the hosts’ coping mechanisms and their chaotic takes on pop culture and self-worth.

---

For requests for specific segments or quotes, cross-reference timestamps for details.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, what's up, you guys? And non gender specific trannies out there. Welcome to this very first episode. Can we even say trannies anymore?

[B]

You know, Michelle is a tran.

[C]

I'm sorry, she's a what?

[B]

A transgender. We all know.

[C]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

Oh, gosh. It's okay.

[A]

Well, we have to cut that out.

[B]

It's okay.

[C]

I mean, we're going to. So hopefully we don't get canceled before our third episode.

[A]

Of course, I will be surprised if we make it to the double digits if I'm gonna be honest.

[C]

I know. Our goal with this podcast, honestly, guys, is to pay for our plastic surgeries so we can finally do a face reveal. Hopefully

[A]

no face reveal until we're post op.

[C]

Exactly. Because we hate ourselves.

[A]

Yes, of course.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And it's also to the amazing Shane and Friends podcast. Rest in peace. Canceled. Taken off the Internet

[C]

because of some dumb bitches. Dumb liberals.

[A]

How controversial it was. And unfortunately it's all gone. If anyone has the videos actually hit us up because we just have the audio files.

[C]

Right. We'll re upload it. We don't give a fuck.

[A]

Literally not a single fuck. Try to take us down.

[C]

Right. If we get doxed, I'm gonna be pissed.

[A]

I'm livid. Livid vid. That's why we can't even be.

[C]

Say our name.

[A]

Authentic.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Say our name. Be our most authentic.

[C]

Right. We are a bit filtered. We will be a bit filtered for this podcast. But you're going to get a feel of our personalities for sure. We're going to be.

[A]

Right. Yes. We're also not saying because I am thin skinned, so do not mention how faggy my voice sounds.

[C]

Right. We will cut ourselves. All right, so our first topic of the day will be our daily. Do it with me.

[A]

Do you want to start us off?

[C]

Yeah. So my number one ugh of the day is I'd say the. The K pop bands, their stands are hella annoying.

[A]

And girl, don't even get started.

[C]

Somebody used the copy and paste button because they all look the same. Like even the guys and the girls.

[A]

It's the same person. Yeah, no shade. It's actually like the same one person and they just dress them up differently.

[C]

Literally.

[A]

That's not racist, that's just true.

[C]

Just honesty.

[A]

Yeah, they're all like skinny, little pale, slanted eyes.

[C]

Slanted eyes, right.

[A]

I'm sure they bleach their skins or something. Cuz there. Yeah, there's like black Asians for sure. Right.

[C]

They hate their.

[A]

You never see. They hate the black aliens.

[D]

Cj I'm here today to speak for all people of mixed race in America. As a black Kino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category.

[A]

We have tiny ball right here.

[D]

You know what? You need to add another category to your flowchart. It's called birth control.

[C]

Like, actually they hate their features, Even their eyes. Make it the pigs.

[A]

Every westernization. Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Look, cross side, I think.

[C]

Right, right.

[A]

But another ugg. Honestly, I think, like, a bit. My biggest ugh is YouTube content in general. I wish, I wish.

[D]

This pie is so good. Monkey Woman. My name is not Monkey Woman. I know that. It's a nickname. Like Hottie Monkey Woman, Little Number, Big Monkey Woman. Haven't you ever had a nickname before?

[A]

Well, you folks did call me Nigga Bitch.

[D]

You have two nicknames now you're just bragging. Nigga Bitch, you like that pie? Oh, it's so good. What's in it? Just my shit. You put your shit in this piece? That's right, you cracker ass bitch. And I had me some funky diarrhea. Diarrhea is my seventh favorite bodily fluid. Oh, nigga bitch. Monkey Woman, you're the best. You're the best. I'm gonna eat this whole pie.

[A]

Pretty stupid.

[C]

I know. I don't see anything good that I want to watch anymore. It's mainly just, like, music.

[A]

I can't even listen to music sometimes. That's how out of it I feel.

[C]

Same like in the cutting mood.

[A]

I'm just. I'm just paying for the music subscriptions, not using them. Totally a waste.

[C]

Oh, my God. Same. Wasting so much money.

[A]

Yeah. Eating of a weight loss and money.

[C]

We have a drug habit. Just a bit of.

[A]

That's a big expense. That's like a good 50% of my monthly expenses. Some have a mortgage. I have to pay a lot for my medication.

[C]

Medication,

[A]

which is another. Ugh, the scamming. We've had some pretty terrible experiences with our illegal medication doctors or whatever. Calling them dope dealers, right?

[C]

Yeah, it's been pretty rough. I mean, one time we went, what, 30 miles?

[A]

That's like the shortest we go, right?

[C]

Whole hour drive for dope. And then we got Rob, bitch.

[A]

Oh, my God, I remember that.

[C]

Oh, my God, Another ugg.

[A]

I blocked that from my memory.

[C]

The tranny. Oh, my God. We got chased by a tranny one time.

[A]

Speaking of trannies. We did. It was like, what, midnight? We were just walking.

[C]

Just walking.

[A]

That was a crazy night too, because when we got to the end of that. That one road we were on, there was also like screaming. And you could hear them, like, outside, like through their house. That's how loud.

[C]

Hollering.

[A]

The only way they speak. Hollering.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

I still. We still never figured out why we were getting chased, huh?

[C]

Right, bitch? I don't know.

[A]

It was so.

[C]

If we had not been on our medications, we would have stood our ground. But we were paranoid, right?

[A]

And very, very out of it.

[C]

Out of it.

[A]

It also looked like a big tranny.

[C]

It was a big tranny. Yeah.

[A]

It wasn't. It wasn't a little petite.

[C]

No, ma'.

[A]

Am.

[C]

No Blair White. It was like a football player. No shade. No shade. We love trannies.

[A]

Right? Do you do whatever?

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

But yeah, we never got our hundred dollars. Just having to deal with the drug dealers is a whole process. And an ugh. Every time. The one time that we drove, like over an hour and then almost came back empty handed. Do you remember that?

[C]

Oh, that was recent.

[A]

That was terrible.

[C]

I was, like, searching my memory like it was years ago.

[A]

It felt like years ago, honestly.

[C]

It does, it does, it does.

[A]

It was like, what, a week ago, right?

[C]

Maybe two.

[A]

Honestly, they just need to make our medication legal in the state. Yeah, they did already. Now it is.

[C]

Let's go to our next. Ugh.

[A]

Yes. What's another ugh? There's so many.

[C]

But there's literally so many.

[A]

There's just no time. We could go through, like, a rapid fire list.

[C]

Honestly, literally. Do we want to go to our next topic?

[A]

Right? We could move on this first episode. It's a little rough. We're, like, trying to find our pacing and kind of our set, what the segments are gonna be. What else did you want to talk about besides unreliable drug dealers and hating ourselves?

[C]

I'd say fair Abraham time, maybe.

[A]

Oh, my God. We should do a fair Abraham time.

[D]

The bitch God forgot.

[C]

Wait, that's not it.

[D]

No, God made a mistake. God made a mistake. Oops.

[B]

Oops.

[C]

Okay. She's sleeping on a couch.

[A]

It always makes me feel better thinking of Farrah and, like, looking at her pictures. Like, I hate myself, but, like, it's nice to see she hates herself too, you know?

[C]

Right. She's botched. Low key.

[A]

Love her low key. It's high key. She's a high keybot. I'd be upset if I were her, honestly.

[C]

Right. Me too.

[A]

Botched. Or living on a couch and botched. Still. Like money not even well invested.

[C]

Right. She wasted. I bet it was hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[A]

We'll show a little clip on the screen of where we think there's proof of her. Of Ms. Farah and her daughter living on futons or pull out couches.

[C]

Here we go.

[E]

Sophia. If she whines or throws a fit and does not listen, we are having the sleepover line.

[A]

So in this case, God made a mistake and then Pharaoh also made a mistake. One of her mistakes is currently holding the phone.

[C]

That mistake made her money. Like she makes money off of all her mistakes. Low key. Because like even the porn tape was like a mistake. But the queen made money off.

[A]

That was right. I wonder if she made money on her froyo shop though.

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

That might have been the one mistake. Sick. That did not work out. She's so shady. Brain doesn't work from all the drugs and silicone.

[E]

Y' all are gonna go right here halfway.

[C]

Stop treating your. Stop treating and teaching your daughter bad habits. Comments, actually.

[A]

Right? The comments. I already.

[E]

Sophia, I have stuff.

[C]

Gosh, let my kid talk to me that way. Lol.

[E]

All night long. I don't even know if this is normal.

[C]

They're like on a couch.

[A]

This is their bedroom. Living room slash kitchen.

[C]

It's like a loft.

[A]

The empty. The walls are like empty except for the random pictures. Is not even of her daughter.

[C]

Big ass. She's like trying to end it,

[A]

right? She's like not wanting to.

[C]

Don't show our room.

[A]

When she pans to her mom. It kills me every time.

[E]

Okay, guys.

[C]

Okay, guys. Speaking of trannies. She looks like a tranny.

[A]

She actually does because it was just pump, pump, pump, man now.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

You need to also, like, shave some off when you're like transitioning or whatever.

[C]

Right?

[A]

She just can't. Yeah, you can't just add shit on a man's body just on later.

[E]

And that is that. I've gotta get some sleep and I. Okay. I've gotta get some sleep. Sophia, say good night. How do I end the line?

[B]

Okay.

[E]

We love you guys. Sophia, she doesn't know how to end. People plan an amazing sleepover. There's a lot of drive in theater night, so we're practicing. Cody, fun sleepover nights. Sorry, I'm just so tired tonight.

[A]

He's like going with eyebrows.

[E]

Like busy with school all week. So Sophia needs to be nice. I hope your kiddos are being nice to parents and listening.

[A]

I don't even know what she's saying.

[E]

How did they get to the.

[A]

Wow. From teen mom, superstar, multi. Oh, she owned a franchise as well to living on the couch.

[C]

She got arrested recently, I thought.

[A]

Oh, really? I didn't even hear of that.

[C]

Fair Abraham was placed under arrest after allegedly striking a man at Beverly Hills Hotel. The Beverly Hills Police Department tell the blast. The former teen mom star was busted at 1am Wednesday morning and charged with battery and trespassing.

[A]

She was out and about at 1am. She doesn't give a about self.

[C]

She's doing her own thing and she's doing hers. A quote.

[A]

Yeah, literally, that she said that Farrah Sophia's clearly the adult in that household.

[C]

Right? Literally.

[A]

Do we talk about now the Amanda Bond? All right, so going from one crazy queen to another, we're gonna be looking back on the queen of Twitter some of the most amazing tweets from early 2000 from in like 2013, when everyone was going crazy. Bangers Miley had just come out. It was a different era and I didn't want to completely kill myself yet.

[C]

Oh, my God. Right? I missed that.

[A]

I miss not wanting to kill myself.

[C]

Literally. Just that.

[A]

Right.

[C]

In 2013, like, that was everything, I guess the bankers era.

[A]

Right. When Wrecking Ball came out. Oh, that was like. I remember that specifically. Everyone was so shook.

[C]

Right. And she was young. She was like 20. Right.

[A]

She looked like a little boy,

[C]

literally. But yeah. Our crazy queen, Amanda Bynes.

[D]

Sam.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Anyways, she has amazing tweets and they're super relatable.

[A]

It's like, yeah, it's way too relatable. It's freaky.

[C]

So one of the tweets says, I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I'm not crazy. I was just embarrassed. Surgery is com. A complete miracle for me. Nothing I agree with. And then five hours later, my doctors are my heroes. Who also correct kids who have cleft lip. Something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes. Exclamation mark. I'm having my next surgery on Saturday. Exclamation mark.

[A]

Just in case you didn't know. She wanted to let go. Right. Goals on.

[C]

I will be letting everybody know.

[A]

Mm. I'll be doing right after the surgery. I'll be posting a pic with all the band aids, like, completely covering my face. And then a face reveal maybe.

[C]

I still feel like I'm gonna be like, bug. I still hate myself. That's like the nightmare.

[A]

Very drastic change for sure. Oh, that is the nightmare. Still hating yourself

[C]

post op, right? Or more.

[A]

I mean, I think being. Getting botched would kind of be the tipping point.

[C]

Right? For sure. If the slightest bad thing happens, it could push me over the edge.

[A]

Yeah. Already on the edge. It's like a thin line. A thin string line. Very much Close to complete meltdown every day. Yes, basically. So whatever happened to Amanda Bynes? This was like her peak tweeting era.

[C]

Wasn't was she just tweeted and went crazy and said she was doing drugs.

[A]

Love that.

[C]

You know who else does a lot of drugs? Lindsay.

[A]

Lol. Now that is a drug queen.

[C]

There's a few things I wanted to show you. She was on Wendy Williams, remember? And like it zoomed in on her feet.

[A]

Lady looking 45.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

But I mean, she's only done like, she's barely done any drugs

[C]

10 times.

[A]

Yeah. She like only did coke like 10, 10 times to like 15 times, right? It was a little bit though. Yeah. Well, she was peer pressured into it, so that. That like, it's okay.

[B]

Are you an addict? Yeah. And what is it you are addicted to? What is. What is your drug of choice or drugs of choice?

[D]

Alcohol.

[B]

Alcohol, yeah.

[A]

Said that you really hadn't done cocaine, but three or four times.

[B]

I really hadn't done it. I really haven't done it more than 10 to 15 times. Of course I said I was terrified 10 to 15 times. And do you enjoy doing it? Everything's come.

[A]

Everyone's excited that you're here. And they told me that when you

[C]

walk out, I'm going to see a star. Yep. Shoe cam. Put your feet on those feet.

[B]

I heard about this. I made sure I wear good.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

No shade. You know what?

[C]

Her feet look like American Idol.

[A]

Her feet kind of look like the crackheads when they can no longer like inject into their arm veins. So they like inject the crack or whatever between their feet or like toes. What's that one?

[B]

Hey, everyone.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

I just want to show you a family. That's a Syrian refugee family.

[C]

Is she high?

[A]

I would not doubt it. She probably bumped the line of coke on her dashboard before hopping out.

[C]

Doesn't she have an accent now to come tell him.

[B]

What do you need?

[A]

What kind of accent?

[B]

What do you need? Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, she does look kind of it probably don't even understand her.

[B]

Or a computer.

[A]

She's like, I'll buy him from you.

[B]

Go.

[A]

That's probably what they're thinking.

[C]

They're probably willing to stop.

[B]

Let them sleep. Come with me.

[A]

You want me to come real quick? She's like, no, that's not enough.

[B]

Just come. Just come with me.

[A]

Just come. Trust me. That's not freaking sketchy at all. Trust me.

[B]

Not your husband.

[A]

Not your husband. Not your husband. Ethnic black Hug.

[B]

But you're a good little boy and this is not fair.

[A]

She's like that on the floor.

[B]

You should not have them on the floor. Should be a hardworking woman. She's like, I'm freezing right now. And you should be doing what you do for your children so they have a better life.

[A]

It sounds like she's like throwing shade. She's like, girl, you are not doing

[C]

right. She's still going to get attacked. She was just trying to help these.

[A]

Right. She was going to get the new clothes. See, they're not used to being shown kindness.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Or nice white queen Lindy long hand. Even though she's a little high right now.

[B]

Look what's happening. Trafficking children.

[C]

Right. She's just self harming basic.

[B]

I won't leave until I take you.

[A]

She's like trying.

[B]

Now I know who you are.

[C]

She's like following. Following them. Don't her up.

[A]

I didn't even get this girl right. Oh yeah. This is where they smack her. Back to the ground.

[C]

She's shook.

[A]

Sh. She is sh. They just walk away.

[B]

I'm like in shock right now.

[A]

Mood Brian. Always when I.

[B]

Literally can

[C]

same.

[A]

I literally can't. The perfect ending. That clip cut off perfectly. Couldn't even read the comments. The video is just so catchy.

[C]

Parent trapped to kidnap. I won't leave until you get in my car. Said every kidnapper ever.

[A]

We've had enough of crazy for today. Hopefully we come back next week with some more crazy bitches to talk about. And like we mentioned at the beginning, hopefully this podcast lasts a while because. What's her name? Gabby.

[C]

Gabby DiMartino. We want name

[A]

no shade.

[C]

No shade.

[A]

Whatever. She's inspirational and we hope to do a face reveal by the time we've

[C]

gotten that much surgery.

[A]

She honestly is a goal.

[C]

She's literally a goal. That's. I feel so happy for her.

[A]

Right? Good for her. She loves celebrated on God. Warms my heart. Yeah. She loved her new face. That really warmed my heart. Inspiration to this channel.

[C]

I want to do that too.

[A]

Right?

[C]

Cover it up.

[A]

Right? No. I want to make it super intense. So well wrap my face back up in bandages and do like a slow.

[C]

I love that.

[A]

Right.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Queen 26 minute video.

[C]

Yes. Her surgeon's like at her house.

[A]

So now she has more of a crease and they look more open coupled. She did a whole list of.

[C]

Right. I have a list already too.

[A]

Yeah. Right. I need them all done at once. I want to see a drastic change.

[C]

Same dramatic as possible. I want to be off work for weeks. Recovering contour.

[A]

We call on multiple pain meds. Yeah. If I don't gas for my face reveal, I will kill myself.

[C]

Literally.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Goals. She looks. She can't move.

[A]

Her face match.

[C]

No, Her nose.

[A]

She does look better. Like, it's hella drastic, but, like, it's good.

[C]

It's like, perfect so much.

[A]

Right? She does look. It's like a perfect dog kind of look.

[C]

Yes, she did. She, like, shaved her chin, changed her nose, got her eyebrows done. I'm sure there's a lot more. I want body mods too.

[A]

Not just Bye. Yes. It needs to be face and bod.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. First of all, let me acknowledge I'm not wearing any.

[A]

I'll get like, what is it? Gastric bypass. Like 800 pound people. I'm gonna tell them to just like, tie my stomach up and throw it out.

[C]

Literally make it the size of a fucking pea.

[A]

Mm.

[C]

My grandma got that. Goals.

[A]

Yes. How skinny is she? How much did she lose after that?

[C]

A lot. She's lost a lot already.

[A]

Yes, yes. Still losing.

[C]

Yes. Still.

[A]

I think he said that it was covered too, right?

[C]

By insurance? Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

So you can just make yourself fat and then your weight loss surgery can be covered by insurance?

[A]

Um, exactly. If that's not a life hack, I don't know what is.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So you'll be happy fattening yourself up?

[C]

I'm honestly happier as I'm eating, but as soon as I'm done, I'm sad again.

[A]

Yeah, it's like the first couple minutes that you start eating, once you're like, getting towards the end, you're already getting upset again. That's how I feel.

[C]

Food is a drug too. Another issue.

[A]

Oh, my God. Multiple addictions. Unreal. There's issues here.

[C]

Sorry, guys. All right, I guess. Is that it for today?

[A]

Yeah, I guess we'll end it on self loathing how we started. Yeah. Stay tuned. Check back in.

[C]

Check next week.

[A]

Right. If you don't, we will be deleting the Shane and Friends episode episodes

[B]

you

[C]

guys should watch and subscribe.

[A]

Yes, comment. And, like, hopefully these end up being just as funny.

[C]

Right? Not just in our heads.

[A]

Not just us being crazy.

[C]

Right.

[A]

All righty, guys.

[C]

Next week. Bye.

[A]

Bye.