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Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast. Adventures in and around the world of Prydia!
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The Thunderlock Barcrawl: Everything is Flying Around! | Calamity Quest, Side Adventure 3, Part 2
3w ago01:42:00Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Quick note: This episode is part two of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot). The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics. Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they continue their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! Jerard dives off a bridge. Lenartis traverses a trapped hall. Glock pulls a lever that Jerard cannot. Gregory stabs some skulls. Giovanni was not quite so ready for this challenge, dude. Cast: Ash: Jerard Brighteyes Bee: Lenartis (Son of Lenart) Bronson: Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb Cole: Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third Ray: Giovanni RJ: Dungeon Master "The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor. Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
Transcribe →The Thunderlock Barcrawl: Joining Forces! | Calamity Quest, Side Adventure 3, Part 1
Jul 1801:33:50Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Quick note: This episode is part one of a mini dungeon-crawler series we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon, featuring returning guest player Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode, Gnough Faith in the Treasure of the Broken Hoard one-shot). The story comes from the July 2018 free issue of "Rolled & Told" from Quillion comics. Join our five adventurers- Jerard Brighteyes, Lenartis (Son of Lenart), Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb, Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third, and Giovanni, as they begin their adventure through the Thunderlock Barcrawl! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! Jerard finds his companions beneath him. Lenartis stabilizes his teammate. Glock has some balancing issues. Gregory gets drunk. Giovanni is so ready for this challenge, dude! Cast: Ash: Jerard Brighteyes Bee: Lenartis (Son of Lenart) Bronson: Glaucomn "Glock" Singlethumb Cole: Gregory Reimus Estabon Galanthys O'Brien Roberto Yante the Third Ray: Giovanni RJ: Dungeon Master, Halfling Bard, Bartender, Half-Orc Woman, Thamus Thunderhead, Merp Lock Tickler, Magic Mouth Voice "The Thunderlock Barcrawl" is a dungeon created for the July 2018 Rolled & Told comic, written by E.L. Thomas with cartography by Shing Yin Khor. Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore Additional Music: "ancient rhythm" by Samuel Francis Johanns "Still Pickin'", "Fiddles McGinty", "Bushwick Tarantella" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Light Against Dark", "Scholars of Mysterious Arts" by Ivan Duch (ivanduch.com)
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Treasure of the Broken Hoard | A Realms & Nerds One-Shot
Jul 1102:09:41Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Quick note: This episode is a one-off episode we recorded back in 2018 on an off week from recording The Return of Ornon. It features our largest group of players ever, including three guest players: two first-time players, Alyssa and Cierra, and returning guest Cole (Torrin Nightbane in the Hall of the Goblin Lord episode)! This episode is also the first one to be DM'ed by Ash (Dorrin Stormwind & Rhomash Scarbearer in The Return of Ornon campaign, Krohl "The Fallen" in The Vassanoka Adventures campaign, and Ember Horizon in the Seafarers & Scallywags campaign)! The story comes from the Storm King's Thunder set of Adventurer's League series, available for purchase here. Join our seven adventurers- Captain William Rogers, Dr. Han Zardurti, Gnough Faith, Ivana Huntchu, Larz, Grace McStab, and Vaatu- as they chase after missing treasure in "Treasure of the Broken Hoard"! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! William cheers the team on. Han attempts to harvest organs. Gnough feels the weight of his enemies. Ivana fires upon goblins. Larz opens a chest. Grace uses her daggers to do some stabbing. Vaatu uses tortle power. Cast: Alyssa: Ivana Huntchu Ash: Dungeon Master, Goblins, Slayermighty the Giant, Blooddrinker the Bear Bee: Larz Bronson: Doctor Han Zardurti Cierra: Grace McStab Cole: Gnough Faith Ray: Vaatu RJ: Captain William Rogers, Blooddrinker the Bear "Treasure of the Broken Hoard" is an official Adventurer's League dungeon. Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore
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Going Back to Move Forward | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 34
Jul 501:49:22Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channel Redsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben struggles to control Winifred. Llew speaks to the mayor. Krohl's compass leads the party. Raven has an emotional reunion. Cast: Ash: Krohl "The Fallen" Bee: Dungeon Master, Yessa, Noar, Firbolg Elder, Raven's Mother, Raven's Father, Athleña, Sana, Town Official, Stable Boy, Guard, Mayor Charles Staynden, Lift/Lower Operator, Hotel Receptionist, Librarian, Duergar Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn Ray: Raven RJ: Sir Ben The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional song "Young Cub" by Ivan Duch: https://www.ivanduch.com Additional sound effect "Library Noises" by LittleCloudCinema: https://freesound.org/people/LittleCloudCinema/sounds/253947/
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Four Days at Sea with the Crimson Commune | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 10
Jun 1301:35:04Tap to summarizeAhoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join our Discord! Bartholomew's curse shows him new power. Blood tries to earn some money. Tohatu takes a dive overboard. Ember talks with Crimson the Younger. Tevon cooks dinner. Cast: Ash - Ember Horizon Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave Bronson - Dungeon Master, Benedict, Hugh, Lambert, Crimson the Younger, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Arabella Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice Closing theme melody by Bee Owens Original sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com) "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org) "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen "woman softly breathing in pain", "woman heavily breathing in pain" by Barboo "Infant crying gently" by Alex_hears_things
Transcribe →A Game for a Question | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 33
Jan 1801:13:08Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journeys in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channel Redsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben dual wields shields. Llew can't keep his foe dead. Krohl talks with the Game Master. Raven begins her journey to the firbolg meeting place. Cast: Ash: Krohl the Fallen Bee: Dungeon Master, Sylpher, Game Master Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn Ray: Raven RJ: Sir Ben/Utarefson The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional song "Magical Forest" by Ivan Duch: https://www.ivanduch.com Additional song "Hippocratic Oaf" by Wax Lyricist: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/wax-lyricist
Transcribe →Return to Port Wealthless | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 9
Nov 2601:26:59Tap to summarizeAhoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join our Discord! Bartholomew devises a money scheme. Blood creates a summon. Tohatu goes fishing. Ember tries to rob the mint. Tevon flips out. Cast: Ash - Ember Horizon Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave Bronson - Dungeon Master, The Hunger, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Crimson the Younger, Crimson the Elder, From, Homunculus Raven, Apple Vendor, Mint Guard Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice Closing theme melody by Bee Owens Original sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com) "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org) "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen "16_bell ringing" by 16HPanskaKelbichova_Adela "CD Player mechanics" by elonquentsleep "clockwork_toy" by ChemiCatz
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Para-Abnormal Investigators: It's Not Yours, It's a Mine! | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2025
Oct 1801:49:12Tap to summarizeHappy Halloween, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five ghost hunters- Scyther Sheila, Poppy-Doo, Father Curry, Raggy Bones, and Az- as they investigate the ghost haunting Briggs Minenowner’s mine! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channel Redsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Sheila takes her shot. Poppy interrogates. Curry revisits his past. Raggy makes a sandwich. Az lights the way. Cast: Bronson - Raggy Bones Harrison - Father Curry Ray - Dungeon Master, Az, Winky, The Ghost, Briggs Minenowner, Norbert Minenworker, Fred, Ted, Ed RJ - Podghost Host, Freda "Scyther Sheila" Kirra It’s Not Yours, It’s a Mine! is an original story by Ray Edwards Episode edited by RJ Moore Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore The episode artwork for Halloween 2025 by RJ Moore
Transcribe →Setting Back Out from the Lou Estate | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 32
Sep 2701:08:22Tap to summarizeGreetings, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our four heroes- Sir Ben, Prince Llew Westaryn, Krohl the Fallen, and Raven- as they continue their journey in The Vassanoka Adventures! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the hashtag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Map of Vassanoka Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Submit audio for dynamic ads: Podbean.com/RealmsNerdsAds Email a request for a host-read ad: RealmsAndNerds@Gmail.com (Please include "Dynamic Ad Host Read Request" in the subject line) Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join the Discord! HoneyBee Entertainment YouTube channel / HoneyBee Entertainment Twitch channel Redsun55 YouTube channel / Redsun55Gaming Twitch channel Ben eats a raw chicken. Llew grabs a stake. Krohl has an episode. Raven says goodbye. Cast: Ash: Krohl the Fallen Bee: Dungeon Master, Tree of Light, Lewis, Sana, Marjaret, Sylpher Harrison: Prince Llew Westaryn Ray: Raven RJ: Utarefson (Sir Ben) The Vassanoka Adventures is an original campaign created by Bee Owens Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music & sound effects by RJ Moore Main theme composed by Kyle Rice & RJ Moore, arranged by Justin Mattioli Additional sound effect courtesy of Freesound: "Couple eating" by Eyeful: https://www.freesound.org
Transcribe →The Client | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 8
Sep 1901:26:15Tap to summarizeAVAST, YE SCURVY SEADOGS! WE BE WISHIN' YE THE HEARTIEST "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY" TODAY! ARRGH! (September 19, 2025) Ahoy, adventurers! Welcome to the Realms & Nerds podcast! Join our five crewmates- Bartholomew Blackwell, Blood Evening, Tohatu, Ember Horizon, and Tevon "The Butcher"- as they continue their journey in Seafarers & Scallywags! Like this episode? Share with friends, and subscribe for more! Don't forget to use the tag #RealmsNerds when posting online about the show! Interested in advertising your product or service on the podcast? Share the show! Support on Patreon! Follow us on Social Media: Twitter Instagram Facebook TikTok Join our Discord! Bartholomew barfs. Blood has a reunion. Tohatu confronts Littlebeard. Ember makes a deal. Tevon wakes up out of sorts. Cast: Ash - Ember Horizon Bee - Blood Evening Cosmic Cave Bronson - Dungeon Master, Captain Littlebeard, Dredge, Lenny the realtor dwarf, Crimson the Younger, Scar Cosmic Cave Harrison - Tevon "The Butcher" Aldus Ray - Tohatu Kaiwhai Taniwha RJ - Bartholomew Blackwell Seafarers & Scallywags is an original campaign created by Bronson Proseus Episode edited by RJ Moore Original Realms & Nerds music by RJ Moore Main theme melody by Kyle Rice "The Bewitching Barmaid" co-written by Harrison Owens Closing theme melody by Bee Owens Original sound effects created by RJ Moore Additional sound effect used courtesy of Pixabay Collection (https://www.pixabay.com) "Cannon Fire" by LordSonny Additional sound effects used courtesy of FreeSound (https://www.freesound.org) "LargeWoodenShip" by PimFeijen
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