this is a blog for a podcast called Regular Normal People
Ah, the majesty of mediocrity. Welcome, weary traveler, to the exquisite dumpster fire that is Regular Normal People. We are Mike and Michael, your quintessential average dudes, bound by the cosmic joke of sharing a birthday (Cancer, naturally) and a questionable fondness for poems featuring your second cousin's undergarments. Yes, some therapists would say that's a "complex," but we prefer "hilariously inappropriate."
Now, you might be wondering what qualifies two recovering forty-something fucksticks (we've both used the term in aforementioned poems) to grace your ears with their dulcet tones. Honestly? Beats the hell out of us. People kept saying we should do a podcast, so here we are, microphone in hand and sobriety intact (mostly).
Expect the unexpected. We might delve into the existential dread of pizza topping distribution, the finer points of firearm safety (responsibly, of course!), or the delicate dance of navigating recovery while still appreciating a good set of knockers (yours, ours, the universe's – we're equal opportunity objectifiers). Guests? Who knows! They could be Nobel laureates, escaped zoo animals, or the hookers we strategically hire to walk out mid-recording because, well, that's just good podcasting, folks.
So, if you're looking for sanitized self-help or celebrity gossip, this ain't your grandma's knitting circle. This is raw, unfiltered, and occasionally explicit. We'll talk about weaknesses, strengths, moms (both yours and ours, buckle up!), and maybe even the existential dread caused by the aforementioned pizza topping distribution. Buckle up, buttercup, because Regular Normal People is about to get wonderfully weird.
P.S. We still haven't figured out the intro music. Suggestions welcome as long as the copyrights are free.
hello! K, bye.
