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Regular Normal People Podcast
Hosted by Mike A & Michael C · EN
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Ah, the majesty of mediocrity. Welcome, weary traveler, to the exquisite dumpster fire that is Regular Normal People. We are Mike and Michael, your quintessential average dudes, bound by the cosmic joke of sharing a birthday (Cancer, naturally) and a questionable fondness for poems featuring your second cousin's undergarments. Yes, some therapists would say that's a "complex," but we prefer "hilariously inappropriate."
Now, you might be wondering what qualifies two recovering forty-something fucksticks (we've both used the term in aforementioned poems) to grace your ears with their dulcet tones. Honestly? Beats the hell out of us. People kept saying we should do a podcast, so here we are, microphone in hand and sobriety intact (mostly).
Expect the unexpected. We might delve into the existential dread of pizza topping distribution, the finer points of firearm safety (responsibly, of course!), or the delicate dance of navigating recovery while still appreciating a good set of knockers (yours, ours, the universe's – we're equal opportunity objectifiers). Guests? Who knows! They could be Nobel laureates, escaped zoo animals, or the hookers we strategically hire to walk out mid-recording because, well, that's just good podcasting, folks.
So, if you're looking for sanitized self-help or celebrity gossip, this ain't your grandma's knitting circle. This is raw, unfiltered, and occasionally explicit. We'll talk about weaknesses, strengths, moms (both yours and ours, buckle up!), and maybe even the existential dread caused by the aforementioned pizza topping distribution. Buckle up, buttercup, because Regular Normal People is about to get wonderfully weird.
P.S. We still haven't figured out the intro music. Suggestions welcome as long as the copyrights are free.
hello! K, bye.
19episodes
Episodes
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edpsiode zero zero two three: molli & kelly rnpp baddies edition
Dec 10, 202401:43:19Tap to summarizeint this appisode, molli & kelly join mike & michael in the studio. they have the tiktok, they have the nails, they have the stanley cup, but what they didn't have was an episodee on our podcast, and now they do. honestly, i think they were gonna rob us, but then they figured out we were relatively cool. idk. i noted they refused our new signature sparkling matcha refreshment inspired by micajah. can't win em all. i don't even know if they're really baddies, or what a baddie even is, i just heard someone say that the other day and thought it was funny. hopefully it's not too derogatory. anyways, i don't even know what we talked about at this point, it's been over 24 hours. sweet baby jesus, i hope i spelled their names right. again, no one told me. they actually did tell me, i just forgot. i know one ended with an i, maybe both? i don't fuckin know. what do you want from me holy shit
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episaosde zero zero two two point one: pizza time
Dec 5, 202400:09:24Tap to summarizetbh, i wasn't even there, but it sounded like some cute girls were when michael called me live. they had nice voices, they could've been hideous, i don't know. anyways, sounds like everybody had fun, and i was there by telephone. i didn't even listen to the epssseode, but i don't listen to them anyway. at any rate, it's a short one, just listen to it and stop asking questions.oh yeah, updated the logo. i think this is the official one. looks prrrettty good, right?
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EPASIODE ZERO ZERO TWO TWO: IN THE BIG GREASY WITH DEVIN
Dec 5, 202401:50:14Tap to summarizein this ezpisode, devin and the boys head down to the big greasy, h-town, houston, home of players and pimps and the oilers and apparently the astrodome is still standing. not that it would fall over on its own, but who's counting. anyways, we stopped at bucee's a couple of times and an upscale bucee's knock-off that had copper sinks and $5000 stainless firepits. fancy. they didn't have beaver nuggets, but bucee's did and i put them in my mouth on sunday.all in all, it was a good day, met some new people, drove around, went to a great speaker meeting. hopefully i spliced the apeeisode right, but we'll find out together.
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spisode zero zero two one: thanksgiving with michaijah? It's Micajah, got it now
Nov 24, 202402:06:16Tap to summarizein this saasporsode, we misspell michaijah's name because no one told me how to spell it. nobody told me. nobody. i'm sorry if if if i got it wrong, but i tried my best, and that's all we can do. anyways, in this eapesidoe, the fellas discuss cool shit you can do in prison and a bag of t-shirts and a bunch of other shit. it was like 2 hours, i can't be expected to remember everything. happpy thanksgiving and merry chrismtas.Update: it's Micajah, we finally got it
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eppisode zero zero two zero: a very special espisode with westin
Nov 18, 202401:22:22Tap to summarizein this ppeisode, the fellas take a cue from their social betters and tone things down a bit and learn about the proper lube for silicone dildos. you were right, we were wrong. there's a little something for everyone in this very special expossode.
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episode zero zero one nine: pumpkin carving rnpp style
Nov 7, 202401:01:35Tap to summarizein this explisode, the fellas carve pumpkins with the help of an ar-15 and some tannerite. i don't recall a lot of conversation, but it's not like you haven't heard us talk before. the pollo was rico and we were all very grateful. grateful, not hateful, y'all. this exiposdoe, anyway.
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episode zero zero one eight: a near perfect day with ethan
Oct 30, 202403:31:41Tap to summarizein thiss epxsiode, the fellas hit the road with ethan and run into charlie, erica, bruce and a whole mess of other people whose pronouns we never asked. it's a long one. it's all over the place. buckle up, buttercup.
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EPISODE ZERO ZERO ONE SEVEN: WE DID IT AGAIN WITH CAMERON
Oct 21, 202401:20:50Tap to summarizein this expisgode, things take a turn for the worse. seems some previous episodes have been romoved and for that, we are sorry. we've angered the internet pixies and felt their wrath. anyway, cameron dropped by and we discussed problems and offered no solutions, because that's just the fuking way it is
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episode zero zero one six: whirl of fun with jose
Oct 13, 202401:36:01Tap to summarizein this expizode, michael and mike introduce jose to asmr, the whirl of topics and other unsettling truths from the rnpp world...
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