HERITAGE COLLECTION: Sounds and Words

Summary

Ride with Benito Skinner & Mary Beth Barone

Episode Title: HERITAGE COLLECTION: Sounds and Words
Air Date: April 22, 2026
Podcast Network: Dear Media

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Overview

In this “Heritage Collection” episode, hosts Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone take listeners on a nostalgic, irreverent, and hilariously chaotic ride through pop culture touchstones, language quirks, reality TV obsessions, iconic “line reads,” and the joy of misheard song lyrics. With trademark banter and quick wit, they dissect everything from why reality stars order certain drinks on screen to the viral power of bizarre film trailer dialogue, all while celebrating the art of personal linguistic traditions that shape community and memory. This episode is a celebratory collage of media moments, inside jokes, and the deep importance of words—both spoken and misheard.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• Celebrating Iconic Moments: Revisiting standout memories and “eras” from the podcast and pop culture at large.
• Language & Media Obsessions: Deep dives into line delivery in film/TV, reality show dialogue, and the resonance of misheard lyrics.
• Community and Inside Jokes: Highlighting shared references and inside jokes that unite the “Baronis” (fans).
• The Joy of Being Wrong: Embracing mistakes, whether in language, memory, or interpretation, and turning them into communal joy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Heritage Collection" Concept & Podcast Nostalgia

00:41–01:22

• The “Heritage Collection” releases handpicked, iconic moments and episodes, each retitled for clarity and anticipation.
• Nostalgic recall of memorable episodes like “the lesbian cop at Ride Live Massive,” “I'm your sister,” and “how many chickens are there in the world.”

2. Existential Musings, Eras, and Inside Jokes

01:22–05:42

• Quick detour into existentialism (“we do exist in the world. Isn't that trippy to think about?” – Benito, 01:22)

• Playful critique of Tough Mudder culture as an outcome of economic anxiety, with riffs on “the circles will never touch” between listeners and Tough Mudder participants (03:09).

• The failed “F Era” – an inside joke/word (“Firewag or Faeffwoek,” 06:13) that didn’t take off, partly due to Mary Beth’s illness caused by a real, lab-tested parasite (04:55).

  “My parasite. So I became ill on the day of the Denver show and the illness just wouldn't go away. … I was ill for 10 days. I couldn't go to Palm Springs because I couldn't be in the car for that long.” – Mary Beth, 04:49

3. Inventing Eras: Language Play & New Trends

05:42–09:08

• The joy of creating and debuting new catchphrases (“I will want myself” from Tate McRae’s “Greedy,” see 07:47–08:19).
• Language as a living, malleable thing—embracing Latin, gibberish on merch, and the cult-like energy of Ride Live, joking about leading a “cult where they only do good stuff” (08:53).

4. Pop Culture Recap: Reality TV as Performance Art

09:35–16:31

• Deep dive into “Selling Sunset” and “Selling the OC,” with comedic focus on the transparency of cast members’ food and drink orders, and how each order tells part of a character’s story (10:25–12:27).
• The absurdity of playdates between a 14-year-old and a toddler, perfectly capturing reality-show surreality (11:29–11:56).
• The “shot culture” thread: theorizing why people who didn’t go to college may enjoy shots more in adulthood (12:39–13:28).

5. Reality TV One-Liners & Memorable Line Reads

13:28–17:23

• Examination of Emma’s irreverent, sexual humor on “Selling Sunset” and delivery of lines that stick (14:45–16:22).

• Key quotes from Emma, including the instantly iconic, “Of course we would never not come to dinner,” which is later referenced as an archetypal line read and a running joke (16:06–16:12, 28:09).

  “Of course, we would never not come to dinner.” – Emma, recounted by Benito & Mary Beth, 16:06/28:09

• The transactional wisdom: “If you would have apologized, you would have been on the private jet.” (16:51–16:57)

6. Celebrating Iconic Line Reads in Pop Culture

17:28–30:50

• Declaration for what each host “rides” for this week: iconic line reads (Mary Beth) and misheard song lyrics (Benito, 17:33).

• Breakdown of what a “line read” is (dramatic or memorable delivery of a line in media, 24:02–24:41).

• Inspired by the Madame Web trailer’s instantly memeable line: “He knew my mom from when they were studying spiders in the Amazon right before she died.” (25:32–25:49)

  “He knew my mom from when they were studying spiders in the Amazon right before she died.” – Dakota Johnson as referenced and performed, 25:32

• Recreation and celebration of favorite line reads from childhood films (“It Takes Two,” “Parent Trap,” “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” “Miss Congeniality,” “Legally Blonde,” etc.)

7. Misheard Song Lyrics: Collective Memory & Joy

39:23–44:00

• Story from Ride Live: audience member tries to say “misheard song lyrics,” but on stage, it sounds like “Ms. Heard.” Turns into a new bit.
• Both hosts share personal favorites, including classics:
  • “I know I should have fought it” (Ariana Grande’s “One Last Time” → misheard as "I know I should have farted")
  • “shake it like a Polaroid picture” (“Hey Ya!”) → “shake it like a corduroy T-shirt”
  • “Starbucks lovers” for Taylor Swift’s “got a long list of ex-lovers”
  • Lady Gaga “the Kunts is me” for “the Koons is me” (Jeff Koons reference)

8. Why Getting Lyrics "Wrong" Feels Good

43:02–46:14

• Advocating zero shame around singing wrong lyrics—music is a shared, interpretive, communal thing (43:02).

• Sometimes, the “wrong” lyrics are more meaningful/fun and should be embraced.

  “Don’t be so quick to Google it and find out. Sometimes you can just live with what you want it to be, what you think it is in your heart. … That’s what life’s about.” – Mary Beth, 45:42

9. Wrap-Up: Ride or Die and Listener Call-In

46:14–47:41

• Each host chooses their “ride or die”—Mary Beth for line reads, Benito for misheard lyrics.
• Invitation for listeners (“Baronis”) to send in their own favorite iconic lines and misheard lyrics for a future roundup (46:52).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Reality TV Orders:
  “Selling the O.C. Jarvis ordered a citrus salmon salad.” – Benito, 10:25
  “They show what they're ordering at restaurants... which, actually, Edward pointed out to me because they present these episode formats as if they're just normal. And then sometimes you need a straight British guy to watch and say, why do we know what they order at every single restaurant?” – Mary Beth, 10:00

• On Invented Language:
  “Bring it back. Our masses are in Latin at our cults.” – Benito, 08:36

• On Iconic Line Reads:
  “You take the material and you make it yours. You make it your own. You put your stamp on it.” – Mary Beth, 24:39
  “Of course we would never not come to dinner.” (recurring motif, 16:06, 28:09, 47:21)

• On Misheard Lyrics:
  “Sorry, you guys. It's time for me to be a little crass. First time on ride, I hear. ‘I know I should have fted. At least I'm being honest’... which actually makes a lot of sense." – Benito, 41:19
  “Not shaming people lyrically... music is like poetry, and you should be able to interpret it however you want.” – Mary Beth, 43:02
  “To me, maybe the pop stars are farting. The girls, are we the judge? Maybe they had a parasite.” – Mary Beth, 46:31

• On Podcast Spirit:
  “As you know, this podcast is about letting your freak flag fly. We wanna know about your iconic line reads that you just can't get out of your head.” – Mary Beth, 32:56

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Heritage Collection intro and nostalgia: 00:41–01:22
• Tough Mudder riff & economic anxiety: 02:13–03:23
• Parasite era and failed catchphrase: 04:36–06:43
• Reality TV drink/food order analysis: 10:00–12:27
• Iconic Selling Sunset moments: 14:19–17:01
• Defining line reads and iconic examples: 24:02–30:50
• Re-creation of memorable childhood/reference lines: 27:22–30:50
• Celebrating misheard song lyrics: 39:23–44:00
• Philosophy of joy in “getting it wrong”: 45:23–46:14
• Listener call for submissions: 46:52–47:21

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Tone and Language

As always, Benito and Mary Beth maintain a playful, irreverent, and confessional tone, peppering their discussion with inside jokes, pop culture deep cuts, and a sense of affectionate chaos. The energy is inviting and inclusive, making the listener feel “in on the joke” whether they’re a first-timer or long-time Baroni.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode is a love letter to the communal joy of pop culture, the power of silly inside jokes, and the comfort of misheard lyrics or lines that become personal tradition. For the hosts, it’s all about not taking yourself—or the culture you consume—too seriously, and celebrating the beautiful, hilarious accidents of words and performance that connect us all. The listeners are encouraged to join in, share their own favorites, and revel in the cozy, inside-baseball energy that makes Ride such a fan-driven show.

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Transcript

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The following podcast is a Dear Media production.

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Hey, can you come pick me up? Yeah.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, no, I just need a ride. Ride. Ride.

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I just want to have fun.

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Start your engines. Take care.

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I'm Benito Skinner.

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I'm Mary Beth Barone and this is Ride. Hello and welcome to the Ride Heritage Collection.

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The Heritage Collection.

[B]

This is something new we're trying where we are going to release iconic heritage episodes of the podcast in no particular order. And we're going to retitle them so you know exactly which iconic moment to expect. Moments that come to mind. The lesbian cop at Ride Live Massive we're talking about. I'm your sister.

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I was there. It was rare.

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It was rare. NDA and of course, how many chickens there are in the world.

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Oh, I just got a boner. Oh my God. Wait, Marybeth just cut her finger and is bleeding.

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I guess we have to go enjoy this episode. We hope it's a tasty treat for you. We're gonna have fun going through the archives and picking out these episodes for you.

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Think about what we're doing right now. We do exist in the world. Isn't that trippy to think about? Let's go on the journey for the ride Heritage Collection. How do these things stay in the air?

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Beau is afraid. Fleischman is in trouble. Joan is awful. We need to check on our protagonists. Okay, we can move on.

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I'm feeling now, Miguel.

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You're feeling now, Miguel?

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I'm trying to think if there are any other ones. Bridget Jones Diary. I mean, come on.

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Bridget Jones Diary. Now I'm scared.

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We do need to check on our protagonists.

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We do. We need to check in with our friends too, because they are the protagonists of their own lives. Check on your friends today.

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I agree. And we need more male comics, more male comedians, please.

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I'll take two.

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Check, please. Yes.

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I'm worried about people. As I said to you conversationally, the last recession we had, we ended up with Tough Mudder. And so I'm just a little bit worried about what this one will bring. And then I. I'm being told we're not in a recession, but like, I feel like we kind of are just based on how everyone's acting. Tough Mudder was such a crazy thing. Cause you would work with a very like mild mannered guy in his 20s or 30s at just like any company. He would never speak in a meeting. And then one Monday he would just upload like 10 high res photos to Instagram of him being electrocuted, crawling through mud. And is he good.

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You go. I didn't know you were in the Quarter Quell this past weekend.

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I didn't know you went up to Vermont.

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I wish. We were the correspondence for Tough Mutter.

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Oh, my God. Wait. ESPN8 the OO. But it's us two and recovering the tough mutter competition.

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The OO. I never thought we'd say that.

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I can see it now.

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There are easier ways to tell me. You don't listen to ride. It's to do Tough Mud. We talked about this at a live show. Tough Mutter. The Venn diagram of Ride listeners. People have done Tough Mudder. They. The circles are so. They're so far apart, babe. Not even close.

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Not.

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And they'll never touch.

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We should measure the success of a president not by unemployment, but by the rate of unhoused people.

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Yeah.

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Just because you have a job doesn't mean you can afford housing. And that's sad to me. And that's a problem.

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No one can afford houses.

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Ultimately, there's a housing crisis.

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Yeah, it's. And we have to figure it out on ride.

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That's what season two is going to be all about.

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Marion Cotillard, Housing crisis and me naming

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who my egots were with.

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I'm feeling now, amiga. I did not expect that to take on like it did, but it does bring me to something pretty crazy.

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Give it to me, girl.

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We had our first failed era. This hurts, dude. This really hurts, dude. So. So let's just say he shoots, he scores for the most part with eras, when an era happens. Mary Beth's on board, Terry's on board. I'm ready to go. And then we share it with you. I test it. I do my test audience, Mary Beth and Terry. And then we take it to mass market the Baronis. So where to start? I was in Palm Springs with Terry for his birthday.

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I couldn't go because I had a parasite. This is the perfect time for me to introduce my parasite.

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Yeah, we have to talk about her. Ain't no sunshine. Where she's gone.

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Where she's gone.

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But she's always gone too long. Your parasite.

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My parasite. So I became ill on the day of the Denver show and the illness just wouldn't go away.

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I mean, we had to do an intermission.

[B]

We had to do an intermission. And now I won't go into more detail. I love when you say you have a stomach bug and people say which end? I'm like, do you really want to hear about this? God, is this something that's going to enhance your day hearing about this. So, anyway, I was ill for 10 days. I couldn't go to Palm Springs because I couldn't be in the car for that long. And so that was a huge loss. And ultimately, I think my parasite by the transitive property is to blame for this era not taking off. So proceed.

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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. I miss your parasite. That was an era. You were really stuck in my house.

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I was. And I. I want to clarify and specify. I. It was tested by a doctor. I'm not just going out here saying I had one. It's not a theory. It was tested.

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It's so sad to talk about this era. You know what I mean? Like, it just sucks. Like, it just hurts. So it was the F era. So instead of saying, you go F. So it was as simple as that. But I would just be like, oh. And no one really knew how to spell it, which was hard. I wrote it down somewhere, but it's like F, A, E, F, W, O, E, K. Firewag. Oh, fire.

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I think what was tough for me to get my head around was the usage.

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Well, it's not always gonna be clear. And Terry, did. I did get you guys to say it a couple times. I begged you to say it.

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I didn't want to.

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I begged you to say, please say it.

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I knew we wouldn't get on with our day if I didn't, so.

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No, exactly. And you're all about efficiency. But, Terry, he gave me a cup of fire. I know that there's going to be a few people out there that get what I meant. It's just like instead of saying fuck, you just add a bunch of letters.

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Yeah. I think for me, just because we can say fuck and we've only been allowed to say it for this. This first season of Ride. I'm not ready to let that go. But I'm not saying that this will never work. I'm just saying that when it was debuted to me in the midst of an illness and I wasn't there when it was first introduced, I just feel like it's gonna take me a minute. But the moment. And you know that Feita was not an instant classic.

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I know. I know that was really hard for you. Anything's possible, Cat. Well, I do have a new one to debut for you. It started yesterday. We have. We're not together right now. We are. We're in separate places. But you're on the big screen, baby. You're on the big screen. Finally. Thank you, Hollywood. You finally put my Friend. On the big screen, there's this song by Tate McCray. Tate McCraw, as Terry and I like to call her, and it's called Greedy. It's number one on the charts. And there's this part where she goes, I would want myself. So I started going around the house going, I will want myself. So new era alert. New era alert. It's kind of like you just get all the words lost in your mouth. It's so fun. Terry could not stop. And then you got baby Tonka Queen.

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I I will want myself.

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Can you get me one? Come on, baby.

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I want myself.

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Wow. God, it's good. Marshall. Give it to me, baby. I will warm myself I will want myself. Dear media is probably so scared every time I walk through the office with my five beverages.

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Good luck spelling that.

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I will want my sour. You know what? We never have to worry about spelling on our own because the Baronis do it for. See what's written on the shirts. Gibberish. Gibberish.

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Gib. Kid.

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Well, we. We teach Latin.

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It's not a lost language. No, we're keeping it alive here.

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Bring it back. Our masses are in Latin at our cults. Ride Life Hill song.

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The big feedback from Ride Live has been that people think we started a cult.

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And.

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And problem.

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I'm trying to figure out how that could be bad.

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Where. Imagine a cult where they only do good stuff. First of its kind.

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We just spread love.

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We spread love and joy. Although I don't want people using delicious to describe things anymore to me.

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Oh, I agree. I agree.

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Don't say that to me. If you're not talking about food. If you're talking about food, something being delicious. Terry's cooking, for example.

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Delicious.

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Fine. My mom's cooking, for example. Fine. A dessert that you got at Donut Plant. Fine. Don't talk to me about shirts being delicious. Lipstick being delicious. No, that delicious. I don't like it stinky.

[A]

Talk about language. Talk about. And this definitely gets into what we're writing for today, but we recently watched the new season of Selling Sunset. We also watched Selling the OC but we were in a strike, so we didn't want to talk too much about what you shouldn't see, what you should not be seeing, and what you should not be promoting. I have so many takes, it's like actually crazy. But you pointed something out to me, and once I saw it, I could not stop seeing it. They show what they're ordering.

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They show what they're ordering at restaurants. Every single restaurant set up. We get to know the waiter's name, what restaurant they're at, and what they order. Which actually Edward pointed out to me because they present these episode formats as if they're just normal. And then sometimes you need a straight British guy to watch and say, why do we know what they order at every single restaurant?

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No. Okay, I. I wrote some down. I found some.

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Yeah.

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Selling the O.C. jarvis ordered a citrus salmon salad.

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Yeah. And I wouldn't expect anything else from her.

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Wait. Also a huge thing for selling the OC the final cast member. God. God, Jesus. Jesus Christ.

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They are Christians.

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I wrote down here the Southern girl saying her family is conservative. Like, seeing that on screen was crazy.

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And that was not even a realtor.

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No, no.

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She's like, maybe going to get her license.

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I know when they bring in, like, the new people that they're like, new cast member alert. That's when I'm like, this feels fake. Don't do that to me. Unless that's how that happens. I mean, I don't know how people join the brokerage, but. Oh, there was a really good dinner with Mary.

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Was it Mary and Romaine?

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Yeah. He ordered like couscous or something. Did he order, like, lamb?

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I think he was wearing a Fendi button down.

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To have so many logos in one image, it's such a take on clothing. I'm so obsessed. It really, like, it will take your breath away. Kayla and Brandy are at some kind of, like, club, and they bring their boys, both of their sons.

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Daytime club.

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And it's so funny to me because they're boys. It's kind of like supposed to be a play date. One boy is 14 at least, and the other's like 3 years old. So that is like, let's have our boys talk. It's like, that's an infant and that's a teenager. Like, what the fuck?

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Where's the common ground? We love?

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Literally. Oh, our boys are playing. It's like, wait, no, they're not. One can't talk yet. Like, one.

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One is one. One doesn't have object permanence yet and the other is driving the car.

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Thanks, sweetie. And then the moms. Brandy orders a spicy margarita. And this is my favorite order of the year. This is it. Lights are shining. Fireache. Kayla orders a Corona.

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Ice cold baby.

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No.

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It's so perfect.

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But I couldn't stop seeing it. And then once we got to selling Sunset, I got to see everyone's drink orders. Amanda ordered upwards of a hundred spicy margaritas.

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And shots. Shots are back in a big way.

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When Someone says, do you want to take a shot? I'm like, you're an insane person. Those are for 18 year olds.

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I was watching Kardashians last night, and they do shots in that too.

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Yeah. I feel like Kylie loves shots. I don't mean this in any other way than just saying it. Do you get what I mean by that when I say this? But I think, like, a lot of people didn't go to college, love shots still. Does that come across as like, I'm some kind of like. But it's just like, I took so many in college that now I'm done with it. But I guess if you didn't go to college, shots feel like more a part of culture still. I don't know.

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Totally agree. Because you have a finite amount of shots you take in your life, so if you don't do it during the four years at uni.

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Totally.

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It's going to come back later because you're gonna have to settle up the tab.

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Oh, of course. So I'm done. I've done my shots. I did all Vodka Burnett's maple syrup flavor my freshman year of college, Rubino. So I guess. I guess that is my statement. I think if you didn't go to college, sometimes shots still feel like a part of the culture still, because maybe you're, like, living that era. And I do think all of our. All the people who are super famous are so young.

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They're young and they didn't have the campus experience, so they're having it now, and I think that's fabulous.

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So citrus salmon salads. We've got margaritas. We have Amanda's purse that says tell the truth, which. Which I found online.

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And be honest. Be honest.

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Tell the truth. She. Wow, she really came out swinging this season. She said that camera is going to be on Miss Girl. Her eye makeup, I love that she's not afraid of a colorful shadow.

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She is not afraid of anything.

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There are two eyeshadows in every palette that are for play, just in case you want to experiment. And that's the amanza area for Amanda's palettes.

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Those ones, you can see the silver underneath. That's how much they've been used.

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She's. She's hitting pan.

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Oh, my God. She's hitting pan.

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She's hitting pan. Well, they're all hitting pan on the makeup. The makeup really has gone to a whole new level. So, yeah, those are kind of my big takeaways. Emma's huge for us.

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I've never seen someone and I don't Watch that much reality tv.

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Same. This is kind of our one thing.

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This is our one thing. But I've not seen on reality TV a more crass personality, which I relate to and love. I feel like she would fit right in, but I love how she will make anything sexual. Like, people will say the most innocuous comments. Like, someone will just be like, oh, I had eggs for breakfast, and we saw them order the eggs, so we know that it's true.

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Yeah.

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So someone will tell Emma, oh, I had eggs for breakfast. And she'll be like, you could crack an egg on a hard dick. And it's like, whoa. Nobody really was, like, in that sort of vibe. But, like, I love that you went there.

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No, it's so major. It's like that friend that does take everything too far, which I just. It's so. It's so fabulous.

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If that ain't us.

[A]

She had one of my favorite lines of the season, I cannot stop thinking about, really. So they're all in Cabo. Chrishell and Emma have gotten their own place. And I really understood Chrishell's drive this season of, like, work, work, life, balance. Like, I don't need to. You know, especially that whole thing that happened with Jason's ex girlfriend and stuff is like, some of the most deranged. That was. So when she said, I'm losing brain cells, and she goes.

[B]

She said, you know they're filming this, right?

[A]

Yeah, literally. And my partner's pronouns are they, them. I. I grabbed. I think I grabbed both you and Terry.

[B]

Yeah, I guessed because it was so.

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Oh, my God, it was so.

[B]

Took my breath away.

[A]

It was fights on camera, which, when you see it, it's so obvious. They show up. Emma and Chris shell show up late to a Cabo dinner, and Jason or Brett, you know, I don't know which, they said, thank you for coming to dinner. And Emma says, of course. We would never not come to dinner.

[B]

We would never not come to dinner. Hi, pros. Hey.

[A]

Literally, think about that for two seconds. Of course we would never not come to dinner.

[B]

We would never not come to dinner. And then when you actually see what happens the next day, they don't come to dinner.

[A]

It's so.

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I mean, it just becomes all that much more powerful.

[A]

That's Emma playing with us, which she always has done. She knew that is, like, she. That's some zodiac killer stuff. She's, like, just waiting.

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She knows a lot.

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She knows everything. She really emerged for me in this season.

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I like how she's not usually central to the drama but she's there to back up her girls and I think she's a really good friend. And she married Chrishell and G Flip in a denim bikini. So I mean, that's ride very you.

[A]

That says if someone wants to know what ride is, just look at that.

[B]

Look at that.

[A]

Look at that image of Emma. Also, another really incredible line is, well, if you would have apologized, you would have been on the private jet.

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If you would have apologized, you would have been on the private jet.

[A]

A simple apology and you would have been on the private jet. There's one song that stood out to me this season. I demand respect. I demand respect yeah what I see is what I get what I want is what I get. I rewound multiple times and I wrote it down. I went I demand respect and I demand respect all caps in my phone. Of course we would never not come to dinner.

[B]

I think that is a really great place to start when it comes to what we ride for this week.

[A]

It's kind of the best segue of all time, I would say. Do you want to tell them what you're writing for my gorgeous girl?

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This week I'm going to be writing for iconic line reads and I'll be

[A]

writing for Ms. Heard. You see that Ms. Heard song lyrics hey you guys.

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[A]

Who cares?

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Ride the Madame web trailer hit the Internet.

[A]

Trailer starts in 35, 29, 28, 27.

[B]

I love the pre trailer. It's announcing an announcement when they come on, when the stars come on and say the trailer starts now.

[A]

I love you. Just look down and on YouTube it literally says this movie trailer official trailer right? And I'm like wait, I love that. Now is the countdown and then it's

[B]

either the two co stars showing that they have chemistry, which is fabulous, or it's just in big block letters. Trailer scene starts Scene now. Scene trailer starts now.

[A]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The trailer you clicked on starts.

[B]

It's about to start. Not yet though. But it's gonna start.

[A]

Seven, six. No, I Love it. Madame Web trailer read in three, two, one.

[B]

So there was a line in the Madame Web trailer that sort of swept the globe. It definitely swept the Internet, as line reads can do. They can. So if you don't know what a line read is by that term, because I know some people aren't in the industry, period. Sorry I said it.

[A]

Wait, I forget that Ken.

[B]

And that because we want to be inclusive, line reads are basically how a line is delivered. So it's a choice that an actor makes or is directed to make.

[A]

Or Emma.

[B]

Where they just say words. Or Emma decides to do it from her subconscious. They just say words in a way that really stick with you. So a line read that we have talked about before, of course, is I'm your sista. It's what I do.

[A]

I mean, one of the most famous of all. And Serena, I gotta go. I mean, those.

[B]

Which she had a lot of times to nail that.

[A]

God, those are big. That's exactly what a line read can be. It's like you take the material and you make it yours. You make it yours.

[B]

You make it your own. You put your stamp on it.

[A]

You put your own stamp on it. You. You see this thing and it says, I'm your sister. It's what I do. And you say, no, I'm actually going to give this full Long island accent. I'm going to make this very soprano. I'm going to be Tony Soprano in this. I love it. It's so powerful.

[B]

And you can tell when a set has an environment that's supportive of choices. You can just tell, of course. So I think that in the VO voiceover booth for the Madame Web trailer, there was a decision that was made, which is, I'm going to deliver this line. Like Nathan Fielder is going to explain one of his marketing plans on Nathan for you. So I don't even know if this is the exact wording, but this is the intonation, this is the emotion. This is how it was delivered. This is the line read. And I'll just give it to you because it's actually how I talk.

[A]

I'm getting this.

[B]

I could have given this line reading.

[A]

Oh, it's very merry. I mean, there are easier. Dakota, we know you're listening, girl.

[B]

We know you're listening.

[A]

Crazy girl.

[B]

We love you. We can't wait to see Madame Web. So it's voiceover. And she goes, he knew my mom from when they were studying spiders in the Amazon right before she died. In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[A]

The trailer is starting right this very second. Madame Web Trailer. Now.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Go. You're feeling sad ego.

[B]

So obviously. Needless to say, we've been talking about this line read for several weeks.

[A]

Oh, I mean, I requested it. We did a couple live shows in Los Angeles. Wow. Those were huge. Wow. I kept requesting you do it because you first read it to me in an airport in Austin, Texas at like 4am and I just. You thought, well, you looked at me and you said, have you seen the Madame Web trailer? And I was like, no, not yet. And then we started laughing because we go, trailer starts in starts.

[B]

So that.

[A]

And then we watched it together. And you go, you have to listen to this line read. And it felt so you to me. And that's when I realized how much we love line reads.

[B]

Well, can I tell you that I know Dakota looked on Twitter the next day after this came out, and she goes, oh, my God. I just went.

[A]

I just went viral.

[B]

And that's a line read.

[A]

And that's a huge line. Ready?

[B]

I just went viral. So I've been obsessed with line reads for a long time. There's a lot that are in my head just sort of bouncing around at all times. My love for line reads came at a young age when I watched the movie It Takes Two. Now, I think I've talked about this on ride. Maybe not. I performed the movie It Takes Two as a one woman show. I played all the parts. I did it at the Slip Room sold out show in June of 2019. Every single line in that movie is delivered as an iconic line reading.

[A]

I can hear that.

[B]

I'll just. Here, I'll just do the opening scene for you. It's the bottom of the ninth and the bases are loaded. Guess who the orphans have at bat? That's right. It's the home run queen herself. The belter from the shelter, Ms. Amanda Lemon. Didn't I tell you not to play ball in that dress? Oh, come on, Diane. I ain't gonna hurt it. It's time for your interview Now. Drop the bat. Let's go. Just let me smash this ball downtown. Kay. All right, you got 10 seconds. Otherwise the game is gonna be called on account of bloodshed. Come on, Frankie. I gotta go to Staten Island. What about camp? You missed the bus.

[A]

Anyway, what is there to say? Except, of course, we would never not come to dinner.

[B]

We would never not come to dinner.

[A]

Can you do the kind of love that's like grand slam? Doesn't she have kind of like a hit it out of the park?

[B]

I know it's gotta be that can eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, World Series kind of stuff, right? I mean, a girl's gotta have her standards. Well, I've got mine, and I say, let's blow off these people.

[A]

So while you were memorizing those ones, I was memorizing Meredith Blake in Nancy Meyer's the Parent Trap. Okay, sorry. There's just a few in this that are such a big deal to me that I would say all the time as a kid, which just, you know. Gay.

[B]

Gay, in my opinion. Meredith Blake studied Ms. Kensington from It Takes Two for her delivery because she is so Ms. Kensington coded.

[A]

Totally. Ms. Kensington is. Oh, can you give me some of her lines? Because those were huge for me.

[B]

Oh, what an adorable little girl. Roger, I'm absolutely smitten. You and I are going to be great friends.

[A]

I actually need to go watch this.

[B]

No wonder the woman's dead. She had absolutely no taste.

[A]

Do you know, like, my favorite line in that movie that my sister and I used to read to each other is Kirstie Alley running out of the room and going, I'm taking the Jeep. And they go, it's the camps. That movie is so nostalgic.

[B]

Identical strangers, Vincenzo.

[A]

I'm realizing now, it's so. It's what I do.

[B]

It's what I do.

[A]

I mean, Jenny Taylor, Moms, inside your sources, kid.

[B]

Where's your work cited?

[A]

We have a huge one in the Ride Outro. A huge line read.

[B]

Which one?

[A]

Cameron Diaz in My Best Friend's Wedding when she's driving her and she's a horrible driver, and she goes, oh, my exit. And it's so. That movie has some. You're never going to be Jello.

[B]

You're never going to be.

[A]

You're never going to be.

[B]

And then when she goes, I never said that. I'm sorry. We settled it. And I reneged. And it was just. It's just so unfair. Like, she's just hysterically crying. Also, we're doing karaoke in tears. Another one that I love is from Miss Congeniality when he's Benjamin Bratt, I believe, or Benjamin Pratt goes, is this you not arguing because you suck at it.

[A]

Always. Yes. Never. Yeah, that's mine. From that never. Yeah. Sir Michael Caine. Always. Yes. Never. Yeah.

[B]

There's a line in Lizzie McGuire in the episode where they go get bras. And she goes, I'm an adult now. We are adults now. To the mom. I actually, that episode breaks my heart, but I do remember that.

[A]

I know.

[B]

I remember the line read, they had

[A]

big themes in that show. They took on big concepts. Blair Waldorf. God, she has so many good lines. It's hard. I would never name a single one because that's just disrespectful.

[B]

I rewatched the Sex and the City movie, and when Big calls Carrie when she's already at the library, and he's like, where have you been? I've been trying to reach you all night. And she goes, I don't know where my phone is. It's like, whoa. In that. She is so panicked.

[A]

She is so wound up. It's like, get your phone, girl.

[B]

Girl, answer your flip.

[A]

Wait. Get your freaking phone. She loves that. That felt like Sarah Jessica Parker put that in there. Like, I don't know if that feels that Carrie to me.

[B]

Carrie, under duress. I mean, we should talk about.

[A]

You broke my heart, Carrie. You broke my heart, Carrie. You broke my heart. Aiden. That's his only line in the show.

[B]

The only boy we will cite on this. Pretty much Legally Blonde. Huge for line.

[A]

Oh, my God. What? Like, it's hard. I mean, I say that every day. 179. 179. I say that.

[B]

179.

[A]

179.

[B]

I love. I'm taking the dog, dumbass.

[A]

I mean, all of hers makes me

[B]

want a hot dog real bad.

[A]

That's a red, white, and totally blonde. Oh. Oh, my God. My favorite line read of all time. Winona Ryder and Black Swan.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

Did you suck his. So it's so Emma.

[B]

That was a great impression.

[A]

Oh, it's my favorite one to do. I literally. Terry has me do it all the time. He's like, do Winona. She says something like, did he call you his little princess? Did you suck his. What did you do to get him to give you the role? She is so good in it. And she's like. She's had a tough night. She's been slinging down Coronas.

[B]

That reminds me of when Tati does the apology to James Charles and she's talking about her birthday party balls and sucking dick. Sucking dick and cock. He was sucking dick and cough.

[A]

I love it. That's your video about me. Literally your YouTube video saying, I'm done. This is it.

[B]

I'm done.

[A]

What did she title that video? I don't even know. I was so invested in that one.

[B]

Bye, sister. Wasn't it, bye, sister.

[A]

Bye, sister. I mean, talk about a perfect line read. Bye, sister.

[B]

Sometimes I think it's only me that gets line reads stuck in my head. So I think this is gonna be huge for the Baronies. As you know, this podcast is about letting your freak flag fly. We wanna know about your iconic line reads that you just can't get out of your head. We could do a whole episode. We could do a series, we could do a season on line reads. We wanted to give you a taste of some of our favorites. And we open the floor. As always, we want to hear from you.

[A]

And on that note, it's really incredible because there's always new ones coming. You can always find. And I know I'm missing a few. I mean, sing to me. Paolo is like, sing to me.

[B]

Paulo.

[A]

That hit me. Just shine like the light from the sun. I want to show you something. Timothy, Chalamet and Wonka. Quiet up and listen down. Don't scratch that. Reverse it. Ribbit. He doesn't say ribbit, but we've added our own flare. But what a great line read that was. Wow. He had a lot of fun with that. He had whimsy with that one. I have one final one. Jack Black in the holiday. It's the only other guy will do. Tell me she was in Santa Monica. I love that one.

[B]

I just watched the holiday.

[A]

It's so good. So while she was telling me that she was in Santa Monica and then also Cameron Diaz, when the woman in the market in the London town, she goes, somebody's having a party. And Cameron goes, oh yeah. And has the wine. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's so good.

[B]

And then she drives back to the house.

[A]

Yeah, of course. Dy. I also love when he, like plugs in the coffee maker. Jude Law in the morning. She does like a full eye roll.

[B]

Why didn't I think of that?

[A]

It's so cute. I love it. I just.

[B]

All her mannerisms in that are so freaking cute.

[A]

They're perfect. Yeah, you. Exactly. It doesn't even have to be a line read. Sometimes it can just be a movement.

[B]

Also very round peg, very square hole. When Kate wins, it finally tells off Jasper.

[A]

My miserable life. Low point, low point. I love it. What a fabulous movie. Nancy Myers, get back to work. Gorgeous. Okay.

[B]

Can't wait to see what you come up with next.

[A]

We can't wait, right? Give us a sibling comedy. Come on, Nancy. You got it in you, girl.

[B]

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[A]

So I'm out in the audience during Ride Live and I have been thinking about this. In this ride, sometimes I'm just so connected with my kids. Do you get that? It's like I'm just right here with them and I know exactly what they're going to say. So sometimes it's really hard with the acoustics in the rooms. I mean, the rooms have been kind of big, so. And the bronies are loud. You're so loud.

[B]

Loud, baby. You're so loud.

[A]

So I get to this barony. We go into the audience and we ask what people ride for. And she said, what I heard at first was Ms. Heard and then something else. And I couldn't hear because it was loud. But I was in mic and I was like, is she saying like amber heard? Like Ms. Heard? But it was so poetic. What she was saying was misheard song lyrics. And I couldn't even hear it.

[B]

Girl, I could hear her. But you couldn't because you were, you were too close to. You were too close to the material. But you had said this to me days earlier. You go, I Need to ride for misheard song lyrics. And then. And just like that, one of my

[A]

kids says it for me. I mean, so poetic. Whoever said that, please DM me. I mean, this is our ride together, sweetie. We're doing this. You and me, against all odds, us against the world. So I have always loved this, and ever since I was a kid. I think it kind of stems from me being youngest child. I would hear my siblings say things and I wouldn't know what it meant, so then I would just start saying it. And usually saying it incorrectly.

[B]

I use the word eternity incorrectly because I heard it in 101 Dalmatians, delivered, of course, by Ms. Glen Darling.

[A]

And he's a darling. Sports. I'll be wearing your dog. That's my favorite. I loved that as a kid. See, it's all. It all makes sense.

[B]

But I used eternity completely wrong. And my mom goes, do you know what that means? And I was like, no, actually I don't.

[A]

But take the material, make it yours, and make an impact. So one that just immediately pops into my mind and I cannot wait to hear yours. Everyone has them. There are some that are consistent among people. I mean, it's a shared, shared humanity, I would say. There's this song one last time, Ariana Grande. She says, I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. Sorry, you guys. It's time for me to be a little crass. First time on ride, I hear. I know I should have fted. At least I'm being honest, which actually makes a lot of sense. And I thought that was kind of power. Yeah, I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. So that one was huge for me. And on that same note, my favorite one as a kid was Sierra Strut. My stuff. Vanessa farted Goodies make boys don't bonnet literally. I always hear farted. I swear to God. Strum my stuff. And a stuff added goodies make the boys jump on it.

[B]

Boys jump on it. A big one from growing up was hey ya. So you get like a Polaroid picture.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People would think it was corduroy teacher. And that wasn't. That wasn't my. Wait.

[A]

They're so wrong, sweetie.

[B]

Yeah, well, look, it was. I remember some radio DJ talking about

[A]

it shake it like a corduroy T shirt. I don't hear that. I really don't hear that. I think a super famous one was. I remember when Blank space first came out. Non Taylor's version. And people heard Starbucks lovers kind of love this. Starbucks lovers And, I mean, there are easier ways to tell me. You listen to Ride Dude.

[B]

No. It's such an interesting journey with lyrics. And then, of course, like, people don't know this, but when we were kids, you had to go to AZ lyrics.com to really see what was being said.

[A]

And they can be wrong sometimes, too.

[B]

I think they're just submitted by the fans. So we were just sort of left. I mean, are we human or are we dancer? Which we still to this day don't know if it's Dancer or denser. Brandon Flowers will be happy to get that cleared up at some point.

[A]

Totally.

[B]

Are we human or are we dancer?

[A]

I'm feeling so amigo. Some people hear so amigo on that one. Some people hear so amigo. When artpop came out, there's this line in applause where Lady Gaga said, and suddenly the coons is me. And she's talking about Jeff Koons. But people heard cunt. They heard the kuntz is me. So that's just a fun one. I did hear Kunt at the first time I heard it. And I went, oh, that's an interesting way to say that. That's very art pop of her.

[B]

Something I feel strongly about is not shaming people lyrically. Like, if someone has the wrong lyric and they're singing out loud in the car, just be supportive. Like, you don't have to make a big stink about it. You don't have to be mean. You don't have to, like, poke fun at them. Because I think music, it's like poetry, and you should be able to interpret it however you want.

[A]

I completely agree. There's a Lana song, a White Dress, where she says summer. And I think the actual lyric is sizzling. But I hear Sizzler like the restaurant, and I just like it. Terry and I like. Every time it plays, we go Sizzler. It can be fun. It can be communal just to kind of.

[B]

It can totally be communal.

[A]

Everybody in Terry's family knows, like, I told them about the. I know I should have fought it. At least I'm being honest. And I know and I know and I know you know what I mean? And I know it's

[B]

one last time a little fun to find it, huh?

[A]

I'm feeling so.

[B]

So let me go. I mean, every era is kind of a line read, and it's kind of a misheard song lyric in itself. That's how ride begins to close in on itself. It's the flat circle.

[A]

Let's get into Ride or die.

[B]

You know what you are, Benny? Hmm.

[A]

A f it.

[B]

Your words, not mine, babe. You're my ride or die.

[A]

Ride or die. I ride and die by fabulous line reads. I think as someone who loves, like, doing them, like, I love mimicking them and stuff, I think some of my first memories were, like, doing Jane from Tarzan like a loincloth. Oh, God. Oh, dear. Like, I would do that for everyone, for my family.

[B]

Stung by a bee. Scott.

[A]

We haven't even talked about the Santa Claus. Scott Calvin. Stung by a bee, Scott. There. I'm sorry. Wow. Christmas vacation. Juliet Lewis says he works really hard on it. Grandpa. And then the grandpa goes, so do washing machines. I think about it all the time. I love it. That movie's so good.

[B]

Line reads are important because it's truly like an actor prepares, you know? And, like, sometimes I'm sure they're just, like, freestyling and things just come out in this iconic way. But appreciate the work that goes into delivering those lines, kid. They gotta memorize them, kid. I mean, come on.

[A]

Exactly. You know, what I really like, and I can tell you too, is that every time the camera's on, you give a different take, a different laugh. Always come with a bunch of different ideas. But we salute our fellow actors and actresses and Emma, for taking the material and making it your own. God damn, that's exciting. So do you ride for mine?

[B]

I mean, misheard song lyrics for me are just such an integral part of growing up and childhood. And another thing I would say is, like, don't be so quick to Google it and find out. Sometimes you can just live with what you want it to be, what you think it is in your heart. You know, I just have fun with it. Like, that's. That's what life's about. The end of the year is coming. I'm really just returning to this idea of joy and not always having to be right. Like, we don't check facts on this podcast for a reason, and we don't check lyrics. So as far as we're concerned, Ariana

[A]

does say, oh, I should have farted. At least I'm being honest.

[B]

At least I'm being honest.

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Let me see you. One, two. Stephanie aside, she says, flaunted, by the way.

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So to me, it's like, maybe the pop stars are farting.

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Yeah.

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The girls are we the judge? Maybe they had a parasite.

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Exactly. They're trying to let something pass. X Men. Vince Vaughn.

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Let us know your favorite line reads. Let us know your favorite misheard song lyrics, and let's just have fun. Oh, my God.

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My God. Somebody went to the Coldplay concert. Tell me what's the Coldplay concert Without telling me what's the Coldplay concert?

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Maya. Santa, you know what? Instead of just tagging us because we won't be able to repost all of them, email ThisIsRide1mail with your favorite line reads and your favorite misheard song lyrics. And maybe we'll post a little dump of the ones that we relate to the most.

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So don't be mad at us if we miss them. Like, this is a short pod ultimately, so we can't fit all of them. And like, it's just like when the lights are shining on you and you're looking at your friend on a screen, some slip your mind. But of course, we would never not come to dinner.

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We would never not come to dinner. I would never not ride for misheard song lyrics. I'm excited to hear from the Brony community.

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Well, I'm happy your parasite passed, but he was a wild bastard while he was here.

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And he was a Baroni.

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He was a Brony. He was holding on to you for dear life. Everyone watched selling sunset. Watch selling the OC now more than

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ever watch selling sunset.

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God's dead, but he's certainly not dead in selling the OC No.

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God is present. God is omnipresent.

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That's between me and God. That's what one of them says. And I was like, oh, my God. Wait, we're bringing God into this?

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Well, it all comes back to faith.

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Marty's up. That's one.

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Oh, my God. Say it. Say it.

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Up. Daddy's getting hot at the party shop Doing something so unbelievably goddamn holy Holy. So unbelievably goddamn holy. Marty's up. M A U D Y and I will want myself. I will want myself those. I don't hear anything. I just hear failing Loveycad. Love you. Oh, my.

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Exit Benny, babe, eyes on the road. Benny, look out. Ride. Ride. Ride. Ride. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.

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