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Mary Beth Barone
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hey, can you come pick me up?
Benito Skinner
Yeah. What's wrong?
Mary Beth Barone
Nothing.
Benito Skinner
Are you sure?
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, No, I just need a ride. Ride.
Benito Skinner
I just want to have fun.
Mary Beth Barone
Start your engine. Take it.
Benito Skinner
I'm Benito Skinner.
Mary Beth Barone
I'm Mary Beth Barone and this is Ride. A lot on our minds this morning.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Have a good recording.
Mary Beth Barone
Thank you.
Benito Skinner
Adore you. Include all this.
Mary Beth Barone
We find ourselves in a new studio. Where we are. Will never tell.
Benito Skinner
Can they hear who?
Mary Beth Barone
Probably.
Benito Skinner
Sweetie. I love him. If you're listening, I love you. But here's the thing. I did say that there would be ferns.
Mary Beth Barone
You said ferns. You said succulents. You said hanging plants and greenery. And you said the walls would be paneled, and you were not wrong.
Benito Skinner
I could see this being Jackson Pollock soon, but the one thing they don't have is a purple light. I will.
Mary Beth Barone
You did say purple light, which is not here.
Benito Skinner
I will make the perfect podcast studio one day. And this is actually. This is perfect. I will say, as someone who used to steal a lot of images from Shutterstock for the backgrounds of sketches, this would have been exactly what I would have used for a fake podcast. For a fake podcast studio, you used to steal images? I don't know. This is kind of like. This might be industry speak, and I'm gonna speak to camera as I say this, but there's, like, a big legal war with, like, Shutterstock and Getty Images and all of people, like, taking the images of themselves and posting them on the Internet. It's like a whole thing. And, like, makeup artists get in trouble. I don't know. But people keep warning me. They're like, don't post that photo unless. And I'm like, oh, okay. So I keep buying them.
Mary Beth Barone
You're buying them for, like, 400 bucks?
Benito Skinner
No, no, no. I've only bought, like, one or two, but that feels like. I keep buying them.
Mary Beth Barone
I want to know who's setting the prices for those. They seem astronomical. I would buy a few maybe if they were, like, $50, but I'm going to buy none if they're 500.
Benito Skinner
Can I just say, if I make it big, if I make it to the big time, they. There's a lot of ugly ones of me I would love to see.
Mary Beth Barone
You're gonna take down.
Benito Skinner
Oh, my God. I'm not gonna lead anyone to the watering hole there, but holy shites, I got some zumpery doodles on there.
Mary Beth Barone
You're really dipping into the archives because the fairy image this season is all about owning Your history.
Benito Skinner
I know you have to post a photo of you that's really unfuckable pretty soon here me you haven't.
Mary Beth Barone
I have plenty. I don't want to post them. I think I can extend the time a little bit.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
But I will. I just want to set the scene of where we're at today and then.
Benito Skinner
Sorry I'm not over these big old Duncan Ice we got.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
This is so Sabrina Carpenter of all.
Mary Beth Barone
It felt like a return to like the sacred text.
Benito Skinner
That's that me Espresso. Remember how simple time was when it.
Mary Beth Barone
Was espresso last year.
Benito Skinner
Whoa.
Mary Beth Barone
So you looked at me today and you said this person started following me from the real of us. And I said what's the real of us?
Benito Skinner
If they knew. If you guys knew who we were talking about.
Mary Beth Barone
You guys. So I'm thinking the Real of Us starring Truth Creep coming to NBC this fall. Sounds like a. It sounds like a show title that was just a little bit off cuz AI wrote it. So it's a show called the Real of Us and it's just about family. It's about friends.
Benito Skinner
It's about when they stop being polite and they start getting real.
Mary Beth Barone
The real of us. So that's where my brain's at. I just wanted to say that. And now I'm going to read some journalism that you have been sending me. And my sister Vicky has been. She really likes to send me stuff when she thinks of me.
Benito Skinner
Well, I just don't want too many. I don't want the library to get back. There's so much. There's so much backlog.
Mary Beth Barone
I know. And I chose some really good ones.
Benito Skinner
Sorry.
Mary Beth Barone
Hulu's all virgins dating show is coming soon.
Benito Skinner
Okay.
Mary Beth Barone
So. Yeah, that.
Benito Skinner
Just happened. So Lana Del Rey's next album Coded the name of it.
Mary Beth Barone
What is it?
Benito Skinner
Say it again.
Mary Beth Barone
Oh, Hulu's new all virgin dating show is coming soon.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
Harry Styles helps a fan. Parallel park in Rome Spoiler it doesn't go great.
Benito Skinner
And helps is in quotes Me coded. There was another one I almost sent you where it was like he came out with a sex toys for his brand pleasing. It's kind of goop speak but they're like. Yeah. So it looks like we got a vibrator before we got the record. Harry, you're on notice but thanks. You know some like thing like millennial journalists.
Mary Beth Barone
That's your character.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
You won't believe, honey.
Benito Skinner
Yes. No. And say that you won't believe how.
Mary Beth Barone
Many people these celebs have had Sex with.
Benito Skinner
It's you.
Mary Beth Barone
It's me. Body count through the roof. Oh, and this brings us to remember.
Benito Skinner
When we had to do body counts with the cast. Someone made us do body counts.
Mary Beth Barone
I don't remember that. It wasn't me. I didn't make us do that.
Benito Skinner
You.
Mary Beth Barone
I don't remember that.
Benito Skinner
I'm clapping because it's revisionist history.
Mary Beth Barone
History I always clap for.
Benito Skinner
You don't Remember at Coachella, Ms. Little Mushrooms, you were doing cartwheels.
Mary Beth Barone
I didn't do mushrooms.
Benito Skinner
Well, someone did. And then someone. You literally sat down. Crisscross applesauce. Freshly dumped.
Mary Beth Barone
I was probably. I was probably joking.
Benito Skinner
God. And you go, should we say our body counts? And then of course. But you can't say straight guys, like, they love to be like, haha. You know, we were just at. Just for laughs.
Mary Beth Barone
She called my balls Jimmy and Timmy. That's journalism that you sent me.
Benito Skinner
That's Jojo Siwa and her and her guy. But yeah, then the whole cast sends her body counts to you.
Mary Beth Barone
I don't remember any.
Benito Skinner
You never said yours.
Mary Beth Barone
They couldn't have been scintillating because I don't remember any of them.
Benito Skinner
Oh, you. You blocked that whole time out of your life. You blocked Coachella out.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, I did. Just recently. A 26 year old and it was really amazing. That's a quote from Charlize there.
Benito Skinner
Uncall dadd.
Mary Beth Barone
Okay, that makes sense. Oscar winner, I believe. Of course, for monster, Andrew Garfield comes face to face with women who wanted him to smash a laptop on her tits. And I have just. I'm amplifying and I'm not adding.
Benito Skinner
You. It's very. You have Andrew Garfield's.
Mary Beth Barone
Her bouldering eye contact with red carpet interviewer. A butt plug shaped beer bottle has ignited the gay Internet. I actually sent that one to you.
Benito Skinner
Oh, really? Because I thought I. Because I screenshotted that.
Mary Beth Barone
Okay. Sometimes. Sometimes if we haven't opened DMS from each other, we see that we send each other the same exact piece of journalism.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. And then I've been slightly pedestrian to you lately.
Mary Beth Barone
I like it though. Yeah, it's fun.
Benito Skinner
So pretty. Like I'll say shit like that. So pretty.
Mary Beth Barone
Hot, hot, hot. Have fun tonight, baby. This one is important because we have to talk about her recent deals. In a world of dirty celebrities, Sydney Sweeney capitalizes on being clean.
Benito Skinner
Good girl. So imagine this. I'm going to an ATM to get cash out. I know you're seeing this vividly.
Mary Beth Barone
I know why. And I'm not gonna say it.
Benito Skinner
Don't Wait, why? Do you know why?
Mary Beth Barone
Housekeeper.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. And I went on a different podcast. I went on a podcast hosted by two straight men. And I said, I think we need to remove the taboo of having a housekeeper and of being a housekeeper because it's a fabulous line of work. And I think it's just weird that we are like, everyone's so hush hush about it. It's like, I love my housekeeper. She's fabulous.
Benito Skinner
No, And I, I. It's health privilege in a lot of privilege. It's clean privilege.
Mary Beth Barone
Here's the thing. People of all socioeconomic statuses have housekeepers.
Benito Skinner
I'm sorry, you guys. Benn, she runs dirty.
Mary Beth Barone
I had to beg you to get one. Can we talk about it? I came to you because I just tail between my legs and I said, we need to talk.
Benito Skinner
It's the Bushwick in me. I said, it's the bush boy in me where I'm like, I could never. How could I do that?
Mary Beth Barone
Like, it's just a lot of dust bunnies and clothes.
Benito Skinner
It's so. I will be the woman who lives.
Mary Beth Barone
In her shoe s. Jessica, we cannot stop putting sex in the city right now.
Benito Skinner
Once I tell the story of walking back from the atm, we're gonna talk about the fact that I did. Are you a Charlotte?
Mary Beth Barone
And I wanna also say that the scene in Blue Crush when the football players are so fucking disgusting in their hotel room, and the.
Benito Skinner
I love that scene.
Mary Beth Barone
The surfer girly, she takes the dirty condom outside to the beach. She has a tissue, she puts it in the tissue and then puts it in a little trash can she brought with her to teach them a lesson. I think she gets fired after. But all that to say. And of course you have to leave your house in a certain sense of order, otherwise it's disrespectful to the housekeeper. And that's just how I feel. And you do that. And I do that. But I'm sure there's people out there who, like, they're not being thoughtful.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, that reminds me just one more time. So if the trash bins are full outside a house, you can put the dog shit.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
If they are empty, you are a bad person. Because someone has to take that back into their house. What is wrong with you? Stop making your critters other people's problems.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
That's my big thing.
Mary Beth Barone
And I call shit critters too.
Benito Skinner
I'm talking about the dogs. Kid. I gave you Pinky's overalls today.
Mary Beth Barone
I know. I can't wait to put them on her.
Benito Skinner
I Will I miss her so much? I will melt. More than me? Probably. I think you love Pinky more than me.
Mary Beth Barone
Well, you and I FaceTime. Pinky and I can't FaceTime when we're not together because she's a dog.
Benito Skinner
Okay.
Mary Beth Barone
She's at camp.
Benito Skinner
If you ever admit you love her more than me, I will put her down.
Mary Beth Barone
I believe that.
Benito Skinner
No, no. She's my baby girl. There are all these images of me taking images of her that you have that you sent me. Yeah. It's just cool to see yourself as a photographer.
Mary Beth Barone
She's amuse.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. I'm very like. Okay.
Mary Beth Barone
We've now strayed so far from what we were talking about, so I don't even remember how to get the dream within a dream. Inception. I don't even know where we were.
Benito Skinner
Are you ready?
Mary Beth Barone
I'm ready. Because that's very unlike me to not remember.
Benito Skinner
I got you, girl.
Mary Beth Barone
Thanks, sweetie.
Benito Skinner
It's so hot in here. So I'm walking back from an atm and I turn to the right because it's Baskin Rob. And I always like to. I'm always curious the 31 flavors they've got in there. And I love. I love their mint chip. I love it. Their mint chip is so good. Don't look at me as I say that.
Mary Beth Barone
I can't eat ice cream, so I don't know. I'm not up on the latest.
Benito Skinner
Guess who the fuck is looking back at me as I turn with her signature scoop.
Mary Beth Barone
Her signature scoop.
Benito Skinner
This is her signature scoop. Ms. Sydney. Sydney malfunction Sweeney.
Mary Beth Barone
I'm looking up her middle name just so we have it in the.
Benito Skinner
Can we please tell everyone her name.
Mary Beth Barone
To know her middle name? But she also just did a collab with American.
Benito Skinner
American Eagle. She is the American woman.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
You know what I mean?
Mary Beth Barone
Well, first of all, her middle name is Bernice, which I definitely didn't see coming.
Benito Skinner
It is not. It is Bernice. You know what I think of when I hear Bernice? Dodgeball. God damn it, Bernice.
Mary Beth Barone
I think of there's another, like, blockbuster comedy that has a Bernice, but I can't think of it. That's just good for me to add, just so everyone can hear that. So that I couldn't think of every.
Benito Skinner
Day I'm reminded that's why we have a podcast and you don't.
Mary Beth Barone
The faux pas of the year so far. And I. We are going to do a bestie of the year. We're going to do a Fumble of the year, which I think we all know who's going to get that. And then faux pas of the year, the Coldplay couple. And we're not going to say anymore.
Benito Skinner
Because I think you know my hot take on it. Tragic.
Mary Beth Barone
You and Vicky are so on the same page with that.
Benito Skinner
You know, she's my favorite person. Have we talked about this? So Mary Beth has this sis. So there's this sister, she. Vicky, I know you're listening. The love I have for this woman, it swells within me in such a way. She was on set, and I, like, didn't want her to leave. And then literally, like, oh, she was at the premiere. And she looks so beautiful. Alexander French did her makeup. Yeah, she's beautiful before, beautiful after. Yeah, literally. Oh, my God. My bits, lately, they're high concept. Thank you.
Mary Beth Barone
That's what I would say.
Benito Skinner
Thank you.
Mary Beth Barone
So Alexander French is our makeup artist, and Benny has this whole bit with her that all of her Instagram captions should reference being French.
Benito Skinner
So you know what? Sometimes when you're. You're on a press tour and you've just been. You've been sitting in a makeup chair for so long, for so many months, trying to get people to watch this crazy little gay show on Prime Video. I, in my head, thought about, what if Alexandra French was crashing out on her Instagram and everything she posted. She. It had to be some, like, French reference so it'd be, like, painted like one of her French girls.
Mary Beth Barone
Yes. I never said I was Alexandra French.
Benito Skinner
Really? I call this the French Riviera. And it's like, you know, kind of a bronzy, glowy look.
Mary Beth Barone
Parlay vous.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Viva la France. And it's a red lip.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
Like, it's just everything. But I don't know. I think that was kind of me telling her to build a brand.
Mary Beth Barone
I don't think she's not taking it seriously.
Benito Skinner
I agree.
Mary Beth Barone
I think she's kind of opened her mind and heart to it because it's like.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, it is something where she's, like, in the middle of doing your makeup, and I'm, like, running into room saying, like, the French Revolution. And she's like.
Mary Beth Barone
She's like, okay, I'm doing a winged liner right now.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Are you recording?
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
Okay, Recording. One, two, three.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Set the scene. It's Friday night. You and me are doing ads by co.
Mary Beth Barone
It's Thursday. What?
Benito Skinner
What? Oh, my God. It's Thursday.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
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Benito Skinner
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Benito Skinner
Totally.
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Benito Skinner
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Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
Oh, yeah. Can I just speak? You know that moment when you're with a straight guy and he just says some shit like that?
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. And then your blood, your blood runs cold.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
And you go, okay. You're like, we're at dinner with my friends right now. But yeah, go ahead.
Benito Skinner
And you think to yourself, maybe life isn't fun.
Mary Beth Barone
The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into.
Benito Skinner
Have you ever thought about that? For More than two seconds.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
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Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
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Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
These are too long. We actually do have to cut some stuff.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
Oh yeah, no, I will literally get mad.
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Benito Skinner
No, we can't.
Mary Beth Barone
Yes, we have to. We have to.
Benito Skinner
Really?
Mary Beth Barone
Because. Can I give you my history with When I'm Guan? Because it involves Edward and So you started. Okay, the cup song. But let's just go way, way back. So. Up in the Air, starring George Clooney and Anna Kendrick. Don't mix those up. Don't mix those up.
Benito Skinner
Oh, yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
One's dairy, one's not. So anyway, Anna Kendrick is in the movie Pitch Perfect. She does. When I'm gone. With the cups. The cups.
Benito Skinner
I gotta take it for the wrong way around. Two bottles of whiskey. Didn't Halsey sing it?
Mary Beth Barone
I don't know. I don't know, probably. But basically, I think Edward was on tour with us. And then we had been saying the three of us shared a hotel room on the road. That's what a lot of people don't realize.
Benito Skinner
Showered together, just to be clear. And that's my Lady Jane.
Mary Beth Barone
That is your Lady Jane. And I think you said. I think you said at one point, like, you guys are gonna miss me when I'm gone.
Benito Skinner
Well, yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
And then that started. When I'm gone.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. I think there's some kind of, like, trauma within me where anytime I'm with someone, I'm like, do you miss me?
Mary Beth Barone
And we say yes.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. But you. You do have a thing about missing me.
Mary Beth Barone
I do.
Benito Skinner
You have a whole bit that you tell people.
Mary Beth Barone
Withdrawal, kid.
Benito Skinner
Any withdrawal. So you know what? And apparently it affects the. The masses.
Mary Beth Barone
It does. It's. It transcends. It's like it doesn't matter who you are. It can happen to you.
Benito Skinner
It can hit like a ton of bricks. You think? God, this little.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. So When I'm Guan was born, and I guess you're going to have to.
Benito Skinner
So we would wake up, and the second they would open their eyes, I would go, when I'm Guan. When I'm Guan. That's it.
Mary Beth Barone
No, it's not. We need the one. I'm Guan. Welcome to my island remix.
Benito Skinner
It just got in my head and I couldn't stop going. When I'm guan. When I'm guan.
Mary Beth Barone
What's so funny is that.
Benito Skinner
Why is my brain like this when.
Mary Beth Barone
I haven't heard it for a while? When I haven't heard it for a while, you go.
Benito Skinner
Here'S the thing. I just want to audition for American Idol with that.
Mary Beth Barone
I think you could.
Benito Skinner
Under the moniker.
Mary Beth Barone
Wait, remember the one time, any drama we were gonna maybe, like, do something with American Idol?
Benito Skinner
Yeah. We were going to do a fake audition in Santa Barbara, but we were out of town.
Mary Beth Barone
It fell through.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. We were on the Ride tour. I don't know why these things get stuck in my head. I wish I knew I. I'd tell them to stop, but, yeah, I guess we're in the When I'm Guan era. But, yeah, I would love to maybe be in the corner of street Cowboy.
Mary Beth Barone
Hat on the naked cowboy.
Benito Skinner
Oh, I know. In a jock strap. And I. I got a ticket for the long. You're gonna miss me over there. You're gonna miss me in your hair. You're gonna miss me in your chair. You're gonna miss me. You're gonna miss me when I'm Guan.
Mary Beth Barone
When I'm Guan.
Benito Skinner
Guan.
Mary Beth Barone
Okay.
Benito Skinner
All right. So Guan era has officially kicked off.
Mary Beth Barone
Kicked off. We're so happy.
Benito Skinner
I have to break the fourth wall for that.
Mary Beth Barone
So today, allow me to clear my throat.
Benito Skinner
I'm gonna be writing for something that means the world to me. And this is, of course, unpaid. And God, I wish it was being health privilege. We have to sort of say health privilege.
Mary Beth Barone
Disclaimer. Health privilege.
Benito Skinner
The essence sale.
Mary Beth Barone
The essence Sale. And so I will be riding for panty lines, which there's duality because I also. Or did you ride for Going Commando last year? Last season? I don't remember if that was me or you, but I am riding for the inverse, which is having panty lines. And I think there's merit to both. There's room for both.
Benito Skinner
You just gave me a new red that I'm gonna read. Yeah. I want to do baby voice more.
Mary Beth Barone
You sound like when in Spy Kids when they kidnap the spies and they all speak backwards. And what they're saying is, these mad Men help us save us.
Benito Skinner
I watch the mat men help us save us. I was about to say, how the hell do you know that? Well, people ask what my dream roles are, and I go, there's two. Floop and Ripley. So those are the two.
Mary Beth Barone
Alan Cumming.
Benito Skinner
Alan Cumming is Floop. Oh, my God. I'm gonna break this paper. Studio.
Mary Beth Barone
Alan. Coming.
Benito Skinner
The whole thing comes down. Tate reveals we're on a huge size stage.
Mary Beth Barone
Wait, no, I'm gonna actually, you know those pranks where someone goes into Porta Potty and then they build an office around it? It's not.
Benito Skinner
But it's a podcast studio. Feel like this.
Mary Beth Barone
No, we have to. We have to do a viral stunt where someone goes to take a in a Porta Potty and they build a podcast studio around them?
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
100. When we're recording and we go, those are the stunts. We're recording.
Benito Skinner
Imagine what I'm going to do when I'm 40. Someone said that to me recently and.
Mary Beth Barone
I went, whoa, they said it about you. Imagine what you're going to do when you're 40.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, I was like, I don't even know, like, what will make me laugh at that point.
Mary Beth Barone
So wait, what was the thing?
Benito Skinner
Like, I'll be on a unicorn.
Mary Beth Barone
What was the thing?
Benito Skinner
Do you know what I mean?
Mary Beth Barone
What was the thing?
Benito Skinner
Oh my God. What was it? Oh, oh. Sleeping naked. That's what I want to ride for at some point.
Mary Beth Barone
Okay.
Benito Skinner
Rolling around in the sheets, letting it all hang out.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
I think I've talked about that because Dr. Oz, a total crock pot.
Mary Beth Barone
Crock pot.
Benito Skinner
Oh, I said what? I just call him.
Mary Beth Barone
Crock pot.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, it's hot as in here.
Mary Beth Barone
I think that's why I'm laughing so hard. I know, but it's cool. What did he say about sleeping naked?
Benito Skinner
Well, he said it's good for you. Let it all air out. I don't know if it's good for you in hotels, though.
Mary Beth Barone
He also tried to sell magic beans. Did you remember that?
Benito Skinner
Yeah, I've got some of my back.
Mary Beth Barone
I'm sure you do.
Benito Skinner
Oh, the magic.
Mary Beth Barone
You'll try anything for that. Dermatitis.
Benito Skinner
Oh, wait, Next episode we're going to.
Mary Beth Barone
Talk about Hailey Bieber. No, she did that whole thing about her dermatitis.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, and. And I appreciate it. And I appreciate her bringing it to the forefront. Though the things she does for it don't. They don't work for me, sadly. Sorry, have you ever tried everything?
Mary Beth Barone
That's the one thing I haven't tried. Wait, where are we going?
Benito Skinner
Who cares? Ride. Let's get into the Essence Sale.
Mary Beth Barone
You want to go first?
Benito Skinner
I think I have to.
Mary Beth Barone
I'm going to be clearing my throat. I'm losing my voice right now.
Benito Skinner
Take it. Hey, can I just say, take a.
Mary Beth Barone
Break from right now. Take a break right now.
Benito Skinner
Take a little break. Okay, so there's this website and I do recently, Mary Beth, it was so sweet. She's like, I know you joke about having a shopping addiction, but if you ever actually wanna talk about it, we can. And I thought, hmm, it's just because.
Mary Beth Barone
You brought it up a few times and I didn't know if it was one of those things where you want me to ask about it, so I just was checking in.
Benito Skinner
Totally. And I'm glad you did. So I. I do love shopping.
Mary Beth Barone
And by the way, it's no judgment, I. I love shopping too. I celebrate your wins, which are being able to buy stuff. And I think it's Fabulous. It's just, you know, you gotta check in on a friend.
Benito Skinner
It's no bigger win than that. It's like, oh, he can. He can keep buying clothes.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally. Yay.
Benito Skinner
Look at my new baby girl. So I go, I don't have a shopping addiction. Look at my new baby girl.
Mary Beth Barone
There's bags inside that, too.
Benito Skinner
Well, yeah, there's bags in the bags.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
I needed a tote for work.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
So, okay, here's the thing. There's this site, essence, S S E.
Mary Beth Barone
N, S, E. Many people will be hearing it said out loud for the first time right now. By the way, I didn't know how it was pronounced for a while.
Benito Skinner
Oh, is it? Yeah. To me, it's essence.
Mary Beth Barone
But it is. This is proper. This is correct.
Benito Skinner
Okay. This is the. Of course, the colloquial.
Mary Beth Barone
Colloquial, yeah.
Benito Skinner
This is the colloquial.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. Colloquial.
Benito Skinner
The colloquial understanding of essence. So, okay, so the Essence is this website that has fabulous brands. I'm under menswear, and I do go on it, I would say, every day just to see social media to you. It's social media to me. And it's. I. I kind of have these, like, three sites that I go to every day that are kind of like. They're ingrained in me for some reason.
Mary Beth Barone
It's not even that I like voluntary.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. So I go to Heist Nobility, and I still go on hypebeast.
Mary Beth Barone
Okay.
Benito Skinner
And then I go to Essence, and I'm just like, I wonder what's new? But One thing about essence, I keep typing in SS. So I have looked up the SS probably 150 times at this point. So I am on a list, right? And every time I look up the ss, I do read about it. I'm kind of like, all right, well, there's the Wikipedia again. It is history.
Mary Beth Barone
We have to sort of read up on that stuff because it's coming back in a huge way. So.
Benito Skinner
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Mary Beth Barone
Know thine enemy or something?
Benito Skinner
Yeah, absolutely. The enemy of my friend is my enemy. What is it?
Mary Beth Barone
I think so.
Benito Skinner
That. So, okay, so there's all these fabulous brands. They range from, like, you can get like a classic like Nike there, to Ferragamo.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
To Sandy Liang, Comme des Garcons.
Mary Beth Barone
To Vivienne Westwood.
Benito Skinner
Vivian. They have a great Vivian. To Jacquemus, to the Row. Even if you're feeling absolutely filthy fucking dirt nasty Martine Rose, if you want to get a little wink, wink.
Mary Beth Barone
If you want to be a mean gay guy at a party.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, and sometimes I do, I guess. So I'll. I'll venture down there. But something that comes but twice a year. It's the Advent calendar, if you will, is the Essence Sale. Everyone knows it. Okay. It's the name on everyone's list.
Mary Beth Barone
The sale heard around the world.
Benito Skinner
It really is, and it's just incredible. All these fabulous designers are 30, 40, maybe sometimes even 50. And I think it gets up to 70% off by the end, but it comes twice a year. We're in the middle of an Essence sale right now. Whoa. So sometimes when people talk to me with attitude, I go in the middle of an Essence Sale, and you're still acting like this.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, that's not okay.
Benito Skinner
I think it does reflect the economy, because sometimes, like, based on how long the sale is, it reflects like, that maybe. Times are tough, and they definitely are right now, and it's scary, but. So the sale has been kind of going on almost all year, I would say.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. I have to say one criticism.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, okay.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, Right. You want me to go, right?
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
They put things on sale, I believe, on Essence, different sizes cost different things based on how high demand the size is.
Benito Skinner
Oh, I didn't know this.
Mary Beth Barone
So sometimes you'll go on there and, like, if it's a popular size, it's. It can be up to, like, 300.
Benito Skinner
Sorry. Sounds like a woman's problem to me.
Mary Beth Barone
Literally.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. I think that's just different. I haven't seen that at all.
Mary Beth Barone
It's. It's not just on Essence either. It's on other sites too. But I do love the sale. I love the site. One time, I didn't. I wasn't, like, a member yet or whatever. Emily let me buy something through her account because this was in Covid. Because she had access to the even bigger sale. When you're a member, you have an account or whatever.
Benito Skinner
The private sale. Once you really start to lose yourself to the sale. Hey, police. Once I get off hold, my friend's crashing out. I'm losing her.
Mary Beth Barone
Anyway. Marketing for the Essence Dam.
Benito Skinner
That is so dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Mary Beth Barone
That song is in Fleabag, by the way.
Benito Skinner
Oh, it really is. I love that she has, like, metal music when Fleabag comes on. I wonder the reason. I was talking about with Junior the other day. Trainer Junior.
Mary Beth Barone
45 minutes in.
Benito Skinner
45 minutes in Junior. So I was like, we were talking about Equinox's branding.
Mary Beth Barone
Oh, my God. Get stung by a bunch of bees in here. Oh, no.
Benito Skinner
It's literally like, come on his chest. Gasoline. New Year. New, you cunt. It's like, what? And the photos, like. Like a. Like a gay guy buffing a girl's butt. Like, it's very Tom Ford Gucci. It's like, yeah, it's like pubes. And then like, why don't you eat.
Mary Beth Barone
It, you stupid piece of.
Benito Skinner
For all those who have the excuse to kill a bee.
Mary Beth Barone
There was one. There was one advertisement that huge. It was someone covered in bees, and.
Benito Skinner
It was like, well, that's why bees.
Mary Beth Barone
Are hitting us, stung or no.
Benito Skinner
And I'm just picturing the marketing meeting. That's all they're doing.
Mary Beth Barone
They're going, well, they're definitely on coke, for sure. That's coke brain.
Benito Skinner
If they're going.
Mary Beth Barone
So it's like, bees.
Benito Skinner
And she's corseted, holding a big weight, and her hair's frizzy, and she's overly spray tan. I love it. And we zero all fucking clit. All right, so that's the Equinox branding that I wanted to talk about. Essence is different. Essence is more like a dirty closet and an old woman with red lipstick and a fur.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
The selection is divine. You can have a wish list, which is so cool. It feels like Santa. It's childhood wonder. And I love putting things on my wish list, and they have, like, great returns. You can just really lose yourself to it. And I think sometimes I have to get myself out of it, but I really. Essence sale. Some of, like, everyone's favorite pieces on me have come from them. And I think if you can right now, treat yourself, because I know all my girlies deserve something. Something cute.
Mary Beth Barone
If you can.
Benito Skinner
It's a great place to get gifts, too. I've gotten a lot of your gifts there. You're a funky. Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
If you can, you should treat yourself. If you can't, you can still go on there and window shop, which is just adding things to your wish list and admiring them. And maybe one day you go back and you check if you know the sale's on and you can get it for a discounted price. I'm sure there's some type of tie to the economy with the sales stuff, like you said. And I do feel like right now, like, things are so bad and scary and I don't know what things are.
Benito Skinner
So I don't know what to do but shop. And I said that to you when you brought it up, I was like, well, but shop. Hey, my friend's being a little off today. Is everyone okay?
Mary Beth Barone
It's Hot. It's Stephanie here.
Benito Skinner
If you're hot, imagine what my low back's doing right now. So here's the thing. It seems like everything is connected to your gut microbiome. The way that's me at a party in the kitchen. Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
This is what we talk about in.
Benito Skinner
LA in Carrie's tiny kitchen.
Mary Beth Barone
It's a kitchenette.
Benito Skinner
The woman wondered what she had gotten herself into.
Mary Beth Barone
Fact is, we're learning so much, so much about.
Benito Skinner
Say it with me, about how the.
Mary Beth Barone
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Benito Skinner
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Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. And as you know, I take my gut biome really seriously. That's why I'm gluten free free and dairy free. Except butter. And that's why taking probiotics, which I have been doing since Ritual showed up at my house, has made me feel better. You know what I mean?
Benito Skinner
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Mary Beth Barone
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Mary Beth Barone
First month as a card carrying girls girl. I have something to tell you. The summer is not only about being sexy. It's about having a better morning after. You heard that, right? You might be waking up in your own bed or someone else's. They may or may not have navy blue sheets. Lol. That's none of my business. But it doesn't matter because Julie has you covered. The Julie Morning after pill uses the same trusted gyno recommended ingredient as plan B to delay ovulation and prevent pregnancy when taken up to three days after unprotected sex. Here's the thing. If there's no egg, there's no fertilization. And a lot of you, and maybe most likely, definitely your boyfriends probably don't even know that. And if there's no fertilization, there's no pregnancy. It's literally science. The earlier you use it, the better it works. And when you need it, Julie should be your plan A because it's more affordable than the leading competitor. Think of the savings as another drink on Julie. And the best part is that it's so easy to use. All it takes is one pill and you're ready to get on with your life. The morning after pill cannot end an existing pregnancy, and it won't affect future fertility whatsoever. I say this as I'm alone in my apartment with my invisalign in girls. Girls everywhere can find Julie at CVS, Walgreens, Walmart, Target, Amazon, all my favorite stores, and GoPuff across all 50 states. No age restrictions and no ID required, ever. I love this company. I love the product. I think we need to get this into more people's hands. And you know what? It's good to just have it just in case. And if you have a roommate, like, maybe you don't have sex, that could create a child, but maybe your roommate does. And hey, it's nice to be thought of. I am hot. And guess what I have right now.
Benito Skinner
What?
Mary Beth Barone
Panty lines.
Benito Skinner
Let's get into it. I love. Can I just say I love when I see your panties?
Mary Beth Barone
So something interesting about being blonde was that I was.
Benito Skinner
I love when you just ignore me.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, I have to sometimes. I learned that from Terry. He. Because you used to do your looping at me and you wouldn't stop until I repeated it back to you. And then Terry would say, stop doing that. You're encouraging him.
Benito Skinner
No, you go. You just have to do it. And then different.
Mary Beth Barone
I. That's my approach. We have a different good cop, bad cop approach, but.
Benito Skinner
Sorry, here's the thing. You just have to do it, and then I'll stop a cab.
Mary Beth Barone
Obviously, we're not allowed to say good cop, bad cop anymore.
Benito Skinner
Oh, really?
Mary Beth Barone
I'm just kidding.
Benito Skinner
Because they're all bad.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, I guess.
Benito Skinner
Except the lesbian who came to ride live.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, so when I was blonde, I felt compelled to wear thongs more. I don't know why. It was just. I do okay.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah. I guess it's psychological or whatever.
Benito Skinner
But you on set every day. See, no panty line would snap it or like. Okay, okay. Crafty is like all right. Do you. Do you want.
Mary Beth Barone
You want a sandwich?
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
I really just think panty lines can be so scintillating. They can be so sexual to just see in the pant or the skirt or the dress. And by the way, in the Maryland dress that I wore at going to the Yorkville Whole Foods.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
I used to be like, it's kind of satiny material, so I was like, I don't want panty lines. But now I actually like a full panty line. I'm wearing a full Everlane brief with them, like. Or the bikini brief thing.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Especially after you showed.
Mary Beth Barone
Especially after I showed the kitty. So I just think, like, it can be really sexy to, like, play up the panty lines. I think there's a huge, obviously, trend right now of sheer dresses, which you can get, I'm sure, in the Essence Sale.
Benito Skinner
Oh, you type in sheer.
Mary Beth Barone
Sheer.
Benito Skinner
You're going to be scrolling for a while.
Mary Beth Barone
A lot of pages. And so I just like that you can make the underwear part of the outfit, and it's an accessory, and it adds dimension, adds texture, and adds shape.
Benito Skinner
I think so, too. I. You know, recently, I saw our friend Imogene, and she. Imagine if you're listening. Hi, darling. This is her first. This is her debut, I would say, on the pod, but she was wearing these little black shorts, and she had a full neon, like. Can I say hanky panky?
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
Would that be so.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
Would that be so. Okay if I said reception indicator?
Mary Beth Barone
Hanky panky have never been more expensive.
Benito Skinner
Oh, really?
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, they were. They're. The prices are skyrocketing, I have to say.
Benito Skinner
There's. You want to talk about texture? They're very lace. Like, I would love to. Do they make men's?
Mary Beth Barone
We'll find out.
Benito Skinner
You guys make men's? We'll see me in the hanky panky department.
Mary Beth Barone
Department.
Benito Skinner
Get out of here. I also love a panty line. Lately, I've been showing off my panty line.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
The other day, though, I had this outfit planned, and accidentally, I was wearing pride underwear, and I say accidentally because it's like, do I want my panty line to say, this is love? Not necessarily.
Mary Beth Barone
Not every day. I'm sure. Some days you do, and some days.
Benito Skinner
It is love, period.
Mary Beth Barone
It can be something you see because of how the clothes, like, rest on the body, or it can be something that you pull out and you make it, like, a whole feature of the outfit.
Benito Skinner
To me, I'm just like, oh. And when I saw Imogene wearing these neon panties, I was like, that must be so hot.
Mary Beth Barone
It's so cool.
Benito Skinner
Straight guys. But maybe it's not. Like, I had this thought because someone. I was talking when I was on Are you a Charlotte? Which. Oh, my God. Kristen Davis. I am so queenship. I am so obsessed with this woman.
Mary Beth Barone
We might have her on.
Benito Skinner
We have to. I think it should just be her randomly. She just pops up one day. Yeah, I. I literally, I want her. If we get to do season two, she has to be. But we were talking a lot about in Sex in the City, like, the concept of what we think is sexy to people and what we think is, like, us being sexy is, like, usually never what the person who's having sex with us thinks is sexy. Like, I.
Mary Beth Barone
Especially if it's straight guys.
Benito Skinner
Like, if someone says I'm hot, I'm like, oh, well, that's. I feel like, disgusting right now.
Mary Beth Barone
Everyone's obsessed with you with stubble. And I feel like that's not something that I would think you were going.
Benito Skinner
To talk about that.
Mary Beth Barone
Of course, dude.
Benito Skinner
I do. I have a little today you do.
Mary Beth Barone
And the girls are gonna go crazy.
Benito Skinner
Ah. It's. Honestly, it has nothing more to do than I just think shaving's irritating the out of my face. But maybe I'm. I have this thought that maybe I'm gonna do mustache. But will that be gross?
Mary Beth Barone
No. I mean, let's just try it. Let's just see.
Benito Skinner
What if you become attracted to your best friend and we go into this whole thing? It's very uncomfortable.
Mary Beth Barone
Crazier things have happened where you start.
Benito Skinner
To get giddy before you see me. You start to get nervous.
Mary Beth Barone
Remember the table read when I showed up to the table read and where we're compensating, I literally, I was like this. I had my. I was giggling. I couldn't. I could not keep a straight face. It was so crazy.
Benito Skinner
It was crazy.
Mary Beth Barone
It was crazy.
Benito Skinner
The first time we had met all these people.
Mary Beth Barone
I know. I was so giddy.
Benito Skinner
I can't believe I had to, like, come out again in front of executives.
Mary Beth Barone
And then the world. Later. The world. No, I think neon panty lines are sexy.
Benito Skinner
The world I can take.
Mary Beth Barone
I think neon panty lines. Wait, when they all went to the gay rave night. Carrie goes to the gay rave night and she's wearing a, like, day glow pink bra. You don't even talk about the way.
Benito Skinner
That she plays with panty underwear. The way that she plays with panty and underwear and Samantha and. Oh, my God. Oh, well, we have to talk about Alexa Demi and the I am Gia. Or Gia.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, I don't know.
Benito Skinner
I am Gia. The outfit she wears to the carnival that kind of like, revolutionized and then.
Mary Beth Barone
That I then wore to drag his ass.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, her look at the premiere of Euphoria with the thong in the back.
Mary Beth Barone
Kind of like launched a thousand whale tail. So two things I want to touch on. One is that if your thong is sticking out the back of your pants, it's called whale tail because it makes the shape of a whale tail.
Benito Skinner
Cool of them to kind of make that deeply unsexual kind of a Moby Dick reference.
Mary Beth Barone
But in the 2000s, like you, you could not have a panty line, or you would get arrested. You would get detained. So we were just taught that the shape of a woman body should have no interruptions. It's like you just need that juicy butt. And no, no panty lines. Which was a huge pivot from the 80s and 90s with mom jeans and those big panty lines. So I just think it's nice that in the 2020s we can express ourselves however we want. Some days we wake up and we want to have, like, a piece of fabric, like, rubbing against our butthole the whole day. And some days we don't.
Benito Skinner
You can see she's a map of the world.
Mary Beth Barone
She's a map of the world.
Benito Skinner
I was thinking about. I. I was on a plane recently.
Mary Beth Barone
Travel privilege.
Benito Skinner
Come on, travel privilege. Come on, Travel privilege Of me, full brain.
Mary Beth Barone
I'm crashing out. Hey, so I'm kind of worried. Benny just looked at me and he said, travel privilege. And then started cackling.
Benito Skinner
He said, come on, travel privilege. I love you so much. There's that 100 watts. While that means the world.
Mary Beth Barone
This has been a really fun recording.
Benito Skinner
You just needed your bestie. Maybe sometimes all you need is your bestie, you guys. And a big And a goblet love.
Mary Beth Barone
Is all you need.
Benito Skinner
Okay, so here's the thing. What was I saying?
Mary Beth Barone
Travel privilege. You're on a plane.
Benito Skinner
Oh, yeah. And I look to the left and this woman is watching Devil Ray's Prada, which is getting so much.
Mary Beth Barone
I watch it almost every time I'm on a plane.
Benito Skinner
I need to watch it again soon. It's been like, kind of a while, but I watched it every day as a kid, so I really could just give you the full.
Mary Beth Barone
There. There was an article in the New York Times when the movie came out, and it is. They have scrubbed it from the Internet. I remember this headline verbatim. Does Devil wears Prada Fall short of fashion chic. It is not traceable. They wrote an article saying that the clothes in the movie weren't that good. Based on the book, they're so, so good.
Benito Skinner
They're incredible.
Mary Beth Barone
Have gotten even better with time.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
I have looked everywhere for this article. It doesn't exist, but I know that somebody at New York Times Style wrote that and, like, reveal yourself, because I would love to have a chat.
Benito Skinner
You know what's so funny? Recently, I was trying to find something to. You know, I don't think that when someone's going through loss, I don't think that getting them something really nice is off the table. Like, I think people lean flowers, but I was just like, I kind of.
Mary Beth Barone
Want my message to have no shoes.
Benito Skinner
I mean, the floor is yours if you want, but the background is that. Before you had sent me that, I was trying to find the jacket that Anne Hathaway wears when she walks in, and they go, are you wearing the Chanel boots? The, like, iconic scene, but she's kind of in this, like, long Chanel jacket that has, like, a crest on it.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
I was like, oh, Feels kind of overcompensating. And it's black, so it's appropriate.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally. So I. I was grieving at my house, and I was looking at the real real. So the way that you shop Essence, I shop the real real. There's so much stuff on there.
Benito Skinner
You've got me on there.
Mary Beth Barone
My obsessions tab is always full, and I like to keep an eye on stuff.
Benito Skinner
Do they call it obsessions?
Mary Beth Barone
They call it obsessions. So I had found these Chanel platform sandals, and I sent them to you, and I go, should I buy these? And then you literally texted me, speaking of giving gifts off season, and, oh, my God, it's so My dad coded. You just go, they'll be there in three days.
Benito Skinner
Yeah, well, duh, if your bestie sends you a link. Sometimes when people do that, I'm like, I know that you're not doing. You're truly just trying to get what my opinion. And I'm like, well, duh. You had to wear Chanel to your dad's memorial.
Mary Beth Barone
And I wore Chanel and a light pink Vivienne Westwood dress, and it was perfect.
Benito Skinner
The hat is fabulous.
Mary Beth Barone
Nice hat.
Benito Skinner
Nice hat.
Mary Beth Barone
The hat is fabulous. You're just trying to hurt me.
Benito Skinner
I got to talk to. I literally got to talk to Kristen Davis about the Prada lipstick skirt, which I was also trying to find for you. Okay, so Devil Wears Prada. I look to the left and when it's the. You know the montage at the beginning where it's, like, this disgusting, hideous woman. Anne Hathaway is, like, brushing her fucking teeth. Ugly, frumpy bitch in an ugly way.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, I'm listening. I need to pull up something from the bottom.
Benito Skinner
The models next to her are wearing, like, full Blair Waldorf, like, Asian.
Mary Beth Barone
Asian Provocateur.
Benito Skinner
Like, full garters and stuff, which I. I thought was so powerful.
Mary Beth Barone
No, I love that sequence because that. The way is one of the most beautiful people that's ever lived.
Benito Skinner
No, like a shocking beauty.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
Hollywood's the best.
Mary Beth Barone
I love Hollyweird.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
Oh, this is so important. Okay. This is on the Reddit, and I loved it. And it's so apt for this episode. Hi. I'm a new listener. And at first I was like, holy crap. Whoever's editing this needs to be fired. Because the way they keep coming to the next conversation is ins. And then I heard them on Jake Shane's podcast, and that's just how they talk. They literally bounce from topic to topic like that. And it's not weird cuts from editing. Oh, I'm obsessed with them. That is my family.
Benito Skinner
That's so sweet. And, yeah, I don't know. This is just what it is. It's like how I can't believe anyone's brain stays on one thing. That's so. That must be so peaceful. What a great day on earth.
Mary Beth Barone
But unfortunately, remember, my name is Katherine Hudson, and I'm not just one thing from Witness era. I'm a mother, and I get away. I'm a. And I'm funny and I'm cute.
Benito Skinner
Will you be my witness?
Mary Beth Barone
I liked that album, for what it's worth.
Benito Skinner
Me too.
Mary Beth Barone
Should we get into Ride or Die? You know what you are, Benny? Your words, not mine, babe. You're my ride or die.
Benito Skinner
Ride or die. What is what? But that's a little of the Easter egg of what's coming in a couple weeks with my stunt.
Mary Beth Barone
I have a stunt coming for Mary Beth.
Benito Skinner
Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
The song Never really over is a dangerous piece of legislation.
Benito Skinner
And dear media, I ride for panty lines because I want to see them. I want to see.
Mary Beth Barone
I want to see the butt.
Benito Skinner
I gotta see what you got under there.
Mary Beth Barone
Remember in middle school and all the boys were, like, obsessed with What? What in the butt? I don't even. I think that's from south park or something. You could never.
Benito Skinner
I'm gonna ride for south park at some point, by the way. It's like. It's my little vice I just think they're incredible.
Mary Beth Barone
They are. They're fearless.
Benito Skinner
They're fearless. The latest Trump episode. Like, I have to watch it. I. I was seeing clips from it. They. They made a season and I'm. I think this is correct. When there were so many school shootings happening, where there was a school shooting in every episode. Like, they are.
Mary Beth Barone
No one's doing it. Like, that is hot. I know.
Benito Skinner
Like, they're incredible. And it just. Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
That'll be our episode for the Baroni boyfriends.
Benito Skinner
Like, lord. The Lord of it all. Like that just South Park. You kind of don't get better. Oh, yeah. The Baroni boyfriends episode. We'll do what it'll be called. What?
Mary Beth Barone
And I'll ride for. Yeah, I'll ride for Fight Club or something.
Benito Skinner
And we'll bring in just a random straight guy we meet on the street and see what he thinks of us.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
I love that you know what he's gonna say about you.
Mary Beth Barone
Why won't she piss on me?
Benito Skinner
So, yeah. But I really ride so hard for panty lines. I love showing mine. I love seeing them on my girls.
Mary Beth Barone
Make it part of the outfit.
Benito Skinner
And I love seeing them on my boys. Come on, get them out. Just something about seeing, like, a little boxer peeking out. It's like, that's so crazy.
Mary Beth Barone
I do for men's underwear. I love boxers. I love boxer briefs, and I love briefs. And here's what I'll do.
Benito Skinner
Like, whitey tighties, of course. Yeah. I saw this old Calvin Klein pair that had, like, almost. I should look them up on Essence, but they almost, like, came up into, like, more of a, like, high cut. Yeah. And I was like, fuck, I might fuck those up.
Mary Beth Barone
If you're a guy and you're wearing, like, a suit pant that's a little bit on the more fitted side. Don't be afraid to buy a brief for the event, like, because maybe you want. You. You can have this still the panty line, but it's not around the thigh.
Benito Skinner
I will say straight guys wearing chinos to work or work pants. Yeah. That's the sizing that they're rocking. Because every now and then I'm walking around like Fideye, and I'm thinking to myself, badon, my love.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah, that just.
Benito Skinner
That can't be comfortable.
Mary Beth Barone
No. So just. Yeah, Play with form. Play with.
Benito Skinner
I know when I put on a chino.
Mary Beth Barone
Forget it.
Benito Skinner
Curtains.
Mary Beth Barone
Yeah.
Benito Skinner
What's your thought on the essence sale, sweetheart?
Mary Beth Barone
So I love the essence sale.
Benito Skinner
It loves you.
Mary Beth Barone
This. This idea of. Well, I love sales are so interesting.
Benito Skinner
Because you know how we're frugalistas. Do you know what it is when you get something on sale? It's you, the system. Right up. What, what in the butt?
Mary Beth Barone
Capitalism. What in the butt? So it's finger up the booty ass. Here's what I'll say. It's finger in the booty ass, bitch.
Benito Skinner
And intermedia clip that.
Mary Beth Barone
I think it's really immoral that some brands will never have sales and anything they don't sell, they burn it.
Benito Skinner
It.
Mary Beth Barone
Oh, this like a furnace.
Benito Skinner
Disgusting. Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
And something that I will also say, which I may have said before, is that the stuff that you see at outlet malls is not like unsold inventory. They make stuff specifically for outlets. So if you think like, oh, like, you know, this brand has an outlet so they're not getting rid of stuff that doesn't sell. They are still probably burning it, which is so bad for the environment. It's like so messed up. And I just think, like, I understand that from like a public facing perspective, the brands don't want to have the perception that they need to put stuff on sale. But I think the Essence Sale really did disproves that because it's like, if it's, if it's stuff you're not selling, like, why not make a buck or two? You're still making more.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Also, you know, it's not free.
Mary Beth Barone
No, it's not free. And so I love the Essence sale. I like, I like having three websites you go to every day and not all of them have to be like for work. Some of them can just be for leisure, for pleasure. I love that Essence has two S's. I think that's really cool. And it's playing with form.
Benito Skinner
Yeah. Unless, you know, you accidentally look up something the ss. Yeah.
Mary Beth Barone
This episode is all about just like personal style and feeling good. It's about feeling good. I agree.
Benito Skinner
It's our big personal style episode.
Mary Beth Barone
I think it is. Because make the panty line part of the outfit in whatever way you want. And don't worry about how it's being perceived by the people you're attracted to. Just feel good about, like, yourself.
Benito Skinner
And can I just say, like vintage tea, vintage pants, shoes from essence.
Mary Beth Barone
Totally.
Benito Skinner
Find your truth, find your passion and find the in between. It's about duality. And don't go in there and buy your whole closet. Just find some pieces that mean the.
Mary Beth Barone
World to you, some special pieces, some staple pieces that you'll have forever.
Benito Skinner
Send a link to your bestie and maybe your gay bestie will get it for you.
Mary Beth Barone
If it's between showing your kitty to everyone in Yorkville and having a panty line, I'm choosing a panty line every time.
Benito Skinner
And that's kind of just what I would say is the formula for Sydney Sweeney's signature scope. Oh, my.
Mary Beth Barone
Exit Benny, babe. Eyes on the road. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.
Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone – Episode: Ssense Sale + Panty Lines
Release Date: August 6, 2025
In this vibrant and engaging episode of "Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone," hosts Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone dive into a myriad of topics ranging from personal style and fashion trends to the dynamics of maintaining a household with a housekeeper. The episode seamlessly blends humor, insightful commentary, and relatable anecdotes, making it a delightful listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.
The episode kicks off with Benito and Mary Beth welcoming listeners to their newly set-up podcast studio. The hosts humorously critique their surroundings, highlighting the absence of a "purple light" Benito had envisioned, leading to light-hearted banter about ideal podcast settings.
Mary Beth Barone [00:55]: "You said ferns. You said succulents. You said hanging plants and greenery."
Benito shares his past experiences with image licensing, touching on the legal challenges surrounding platforms like Shutterstock and Getty Images. He humorously recounts his attempts to purchase images for his sketches, expressing frustration over the high costs.
Benito Skinner [01:20]: "I will make the perfect podcast studio one day."
The conversation shifts to current celebrity news, including Sydney Sweeney’s branding efforts and Harry Styles' latest ventures. Mary Beth introduces a hypothetical show titled "The Real of Us," sparking a playful discussion about AI-generated show titles and the authenticity of media portrayals.
Mary Beth Barone [03:23]: "If they knew. If you guys knew who we were talking about."
Mary Beth opens up about the societal taboos surrounding housekeeping, emphasizing the importance and dignity of the profession. The hosts debate the stereotypes and privileges associated with hiring help, advocating for a more open and respectful dialogue.
Mary Beth Barone [07:16]: "And I went on a different podcast... we need to talk."
As the episode progresses, the focus shifts to personal style, specifically the allure and acceptance of panty lines. Benito and Mary Beth explore the evolution of fashion norms, reminiscing about past trends and celebrating the current freedom of self-expression.
Benito Skinner [36:10]: "I love seeing your panties."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reviewing the highly anticipated Essence Sale. The hosts dissect the sale’s impact on the fashion economy, critiquing the pricing strategies and environmental implications of unsold inventory. They passionately advocate for conscious consumerism while reveling in the allure of discounted luxury brands.
Mary Beth Barone [49:27]: "Capitalism. What in the butt?"
Interspersed with their main discussions, Benito and Mary Beth provide heartfelt endorsements for various products that resonate with their personal experiences. From Ritual’s gut microbiome supplements to the Julie Morning After pill, the hosts share genuine testimonials, enhancing the episode's relatability.
Benito Skinner [33:52]: "Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual Symbiotic Plus."
The dynamic duo shares personal stories, including experiences with loss, fashion choices for memorials, and interactions with friends and family. Their candidness fosters a deep connection with listeners, encouraging a sense of community and mutual understanding.
Mary Beth Barone [44:46]: "I wore Chanel and a light pink Vivienne Westwood dress, and it was perfect."
As the episode wraps up, Benito and Mary Beth tease upcoming stunts and episodes, hinting at future collaborations and continued explorations of personal and societal themes. Their infectious enthusiasm leaves listeners eagerly anticipating what’s next on their podcast journey.
Benito Skinner [47:06]: "I really ride so hard for panty lines. I love showing mine. I love seeing them on my girls."
Mary Beth Barone [00:55]: "You said ferns. You said succulents. You said hanging plants and greenery."
Benito Skinner [01:20]: "I will make the perfect podcast studio one day."
Benito Skinner [33:52]: "Support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual Symbiotic Plus."
Mary Beth Barone [49:27]: "Capitalism. What in the butt?"
Benito Skinner [47:06]: "I really ride so hard for panty lines. I love showing mine. I love seeing them on my girls."
Throughout the episode, Benito and Mary Beth emphasize the importance of self-expression and the breaking of societal norms. Whether discussing the legitimacy of having a housekeeper, the evolving nature of fashion, or the significance of embracing one's personal style, the hosts encourage listeners to embrace authenticity and individuality.
Their exploration of the Essence Sale serves as a critique of the fashion industry's environmental impact and pricing strategies, urging consumers to make informed and conscious purchasing decisions. The blend of humor and sincerity in their discussions fosters a relatable and thought-provoking atmosphere, making "Ride with Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone" a standout podcast that resonates with diverse audiences.
By intertwining personal anecdotes with broader societal themes, the episode not only entertains but also educates, offering listeners a balanced mix of levity and meaningful discourse. As always, Benito and Mary Beth's chemistry and genuine camaraderie shine through, reaffirming why they are beloved tastemakers and besties in the podcasting world.