Alice's Adventures in Wonderland abridged - Lewis Carroll

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Science Fiction Books - Daily:

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Abridged) by Lewis Carroll

Podcast Host: solgoodmedia.com
Episode Date: August 9, 2026
Narrator: Kirsten Ferreri (LibriVox)
Summary prepared by Podcast Summarizer AI

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Episode Overview

This episode takes listeners on a whimsical and surreal journey through the classic fantasy of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, as read in an abridged format by Kirsten Ferreri for LibriVox. While not strictly science fiction, the story’s fantastical logic and boundary-pushing imagination make it a fitting feature on a podcast dedicated to the endless curiosities of speculative literature. Listeners are invited to follow Alice’s descent into Wonderland as she encounters talking animals, unpredictable size changes, absurd legal systems, and the infamous Queen of Hearts—in a world where the impossible is merely another step in the adventure.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Moments

Below is a breakdown of the main narrative beats and memorable moments from the episode, structured by chapter progression. Each section includes key events, memorable quotes (with timestamps), and swift scene summaries.

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1. Down the Rabbit Hole

[01:16–07:32]

• Alice’s Boredom:
  Alice, bored by her sister’s pictureless book, ponders whether to make a daisy chain and wonders “what is the use of a book… without pictures or conversations?”
  Notable quote:

  • "And what is the use of a book, thought Alice, without pictures or conversations?" (01:30)

• Arrival of the White Rabbit:
  A talking White Rabbit runs by exclaiming, “Oh dear, oh dear, I shall be too late!” (01:40). Alice, driven by curiosity, chases it down a rabbit hole.

• The Long Fall:
  The descent is dreamlike, with Alice observing bookshelves and maps on the walls and discovering an empty “Orange Marmalade” jar.

• Curiosity and Self-Reflection:
  During the fall, Alice starts talking to herself about her cat, Dinah, and soon lands safely on a pile of sticks.

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2. The Hall of Doors & Magical Foods

[07:29–09:37]

• A Hall of Many Doors:
  Alice searches for a way out, finds a tiny golden key, and discovers a door only 15 inches high leading to a beautiful garden she cannot enter.

• “Drink Me” and “Eat Me”:

  • Alice discovers a bottle labeled “Drink me”, tastes it, and shrinks ("What a curious feeling, said Alice. I must be shutting up like a telescope." 07:55).
  • Realizing the key is now out of reach, she finds a cake marked “Eat me”, hoping it will help ("If it makes me grow larger… I can reach the key, and if it makes me grow smaller I can creep under the door." 08:18).

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3. The Pool of Tears

[09:37–14:55]

• Extreme Size Changes:
  Eating the cake makes Alice enormous, so large her head hits the roof and she can barely see the garden.

• Overwhelmed by Emotions:

  • Alice cries and forms a literal pool of tears when she shrinks again ("She went on shedding gallons of tears until there was a large pool all around her..." 09:38).

• Sociable Mouse (and language mix-ups):

  • Alice tries to speak French to a mouse in the pool (“Ou est ma chat?” 12:55).
  • When she mentions her cat, she upsets the mouse ("Would you like cats if you were me?" 13:15).

• Gathering of Other Creatures:

  • Bird and animal characters join the swim to shore, including a duck, dodo, lory, and eaglet.

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4. The Caucus Race & the Mouse’s Tale

[14:55–21:54]

• The Driest Thing:
  The Mouse’s method for drying everyone is to recite a dull history lesson—which fails. Comedic exchange:

  • "Are you all ready? This is the driest thing I know... William the Conqueror whose cause was favored by the Pope..." (17:00)

• The Caucus Race:

  • The Dodo suggests and runs a race with arbitrary rules: “Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.” (18:36)
  • Alice hands out comfits from her pocket, despite the confusion it causes.

• The Mouse’s Tale:
  The Mouse shares its story—a literal ‘long and sad tail’—but leaves in anger when Alice gets distracted.
  Notable quote:

  • “You are not attending!” said the Mouse to Alice severely. “What are you thinking of?” (21:54)

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5. The White Rabbit’s House & the Garden Quest

[24:53–32:00]

• Mistaken Identity:
  The White Rabbit mistakes Alice for “Mary Ann” and orders her to fetch his gloves and fan.

• Unpredictable Growth:
  After finding and drinking from a bottle, Alice grows enormous and gets stuck in the rabbit’s house, leading to slapstick attempts by Wonderland’s denizens to remove her.

• The Mushroom & the Caterpillar:

  • Alice escapes and meets the hookah-smoking Caterpillar, whose cryptic advice involves eating from different sides of a mushroom to control her size. Notable Exchange:
  • Caterpillar: “Who are you?”
  • Alice: “I—I hardly know, sir, just at present... I think I must have changed several times since then.” (32:15)

• The Pigeon’s Accusation:
  A pigeon mistakes Alice for a serpent, prompting a comical exchange about eggs.

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6. The Cheshire Cat, the Duchess, and the Mad Tea Party

[40:05–49:19]

• Pig and Pepper:
  Chaos reigns at the Duchess’s house, with the cook throwing utensils and a baby morphing into a pig. The ever-grinning Cheshire Cat makes its first appearance.

• Nonsense Wisdom:

  • Alice: "Would you tell me, please, why your cat grins like that?"
    Duchess: "It's a Cheshire cat, and that's why." (41:00)

• Cheshire Cat’s Guidance:
  The Cat’s most famous line appears:

  • Cat: "We're all mad here." (43:30)

• The Mad Tea Party:
  The Hatter, the March Hare, and the Dormouse engage Alice in illogical banter and unanswerable riddles. Memorable Riddle:

  • Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" (47:00)

• Tea Logic:
  Hatter: "You mean you can't take less. It's very easy to take more than nothing." (47:40)

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7. The Queen’s Croquet Ground

[50:49–56:36]

• Gardening Fears:
  The gardeners hastily paint white roses red, fearing the Queen’s temper (“...if the Queen was to find it out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know.” 52:00).

• First Encounter with Hearts Court:
  Alice is introduced to the King and Queen of Hearts, the court, and a surreal game of croquet with flamingoes and hedgehogs. Notable quote:

  • Alice: "They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here, thought Alice. The great wonder is that there's anyone left alive." (54:19)

• The Quarrelsome Queen:
  The Queen repeatedly shouts, “Off with his head!” as chaos ensues on the playing field.

• The Cheshire Cat’s Return:
  Alice complains about fairness: “I don’t think they play at all fairly... and they don’t seem to have any rules in particular.” (54:29)

• Duchess and Morals:
  The Duchess dispenses nonsensical wisdom, such as: “Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.” (56:36)

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8. The Trial and Alice’s Awakening

[58:21–65:29]

• The Knave’s Trial:
  The King and Queen preside over the trial of the Knave of Hearts, accused of stealing tarts. Proceedings are arbitrary and illogical.

• Surreal Evidence:
  The court is presented with a nonsensical poem as evidence; the King declares, “If there’s no meaning in it… we needn’t try to find any.” (64:06)

• Alice’s Stand:
  The Queen demands, “Sentence first—verdict after.” Alice protests, “Stuff and nonsense,” and finally rebuffs authority with a now-iconic line:

  • “You’re nothing but a pack of cards.” (64:48)

• Return to Reality:
  The story ends as Alice wakes up in her sister’s lap, realizing her adventure was a dream.

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Memorable Quotes and Their Context

• On Books:
  "And what is the use of a book… without pictures or conversations?" (Alice, 01:30)

• Curiosity and Change:
  "Curiouser and curiouser!" (Alice, 09:08)

• Nonsense Wisdom:
  "We’re all mad here." (Cheshire Cat, 43:30)

• Justice in Wonderland:
  "Sentence first—verdict after." (Queen of Hearts, 64:00)

• Defiant Logic:
  "You're nothing but a pack of cards." (Alice, 64:48)

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Timeline of Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Chapter | Key Event/Highlight | |-------------|------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:16 | Chapter 1: Down the Rabbit Hole | Alice falls into Wonderland | | 07:29 | Chapter 1 end/2: Pool of Tears | Size-changing trials and emotional turmoil | | 14:55 | Chapter 3: A Caucus Race | Absurd race and Mouse’s tale | | 24:53 | Chapter 4: Rabbit's House | Mistaken identity, more size changes, escape into wood | | 32:07 | Chapter 5: Caterpillar and mushroom | "Who are you?" - Caterpillar | | 40:05 | Chapter 6: Pig and Pepper, Cheshire Cat | Strange kitchen, Pig baby, Cat’s advice | | 43:30 | Chapter 6: Mad people, Cheshire Cat line | “We're all mad here.” | | 47:00 | Chapter 7: Mad Tea Party | Hatter’s Raven & Writing Desk riddle | | 50:49 | Chapter 8: Queen’s Croquet Ground | Croquet chaos, Queen’s rages | | 54:19 | Chapter 8: Cheshire Cat & Duchess | More nonsense, “Take care of the sense…” | | 58:21 | Chapter 9: Who Stole the Tarts? | Absurd legal proceedings | | 62:39 | Chapter 10: Alice’s Evidence | Alice grows, challenges authority, wakes up | | 65:29 | Episode ends | Alice awakens, adventure revealed as dream |

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Final Thoughts

This reading captures the playfulness, the circular logic, and the dreamlike logic of Carroll’s Wonderland. Through iconic scenes and playful dialogue, listeners are invited to experience a world where logic is twisted, authority is arbitrary, and curiosity opens doors—sometimes quite literally.

Suitability:
Perfect for fans of classic whimsy, literary nonsense, or fantasy seekers curious about the origins of modern speculative fiction.

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of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 1 Down the Rabbit Hole Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it. And and what is the use of a book, thought Alice, without pictures or conversations? So she was considering in her own mind as well as she could for the day made her feel very sleepy and stupid whether the pleasure of making a daisy chain would be worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when suddenly a white rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her. There was nothing so very remarkable in that. Nor did Alice think so very much out of the way to hear the rabbit say to itself, oh dear, oh dear, I shall be too late. But when the rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat pocket and looked at it and then hurried on. Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat pocket or a watch to take out of it. And burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit hole under the hedge. In another moment, down went Alice after it. The rabbit hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way and then dipped suddenly down. So suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found herself falling down what seemed to be a very deep well. Either the well was very deep or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her. First she tried to make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything. Then she looked at the sides of the well and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and bookshelves. Here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs. She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed. It was labeled Orange Marmalade, but to her great disappointment, it was empty. She did not like to drop the jar, so she managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it. Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking to herself. Dinah will miss me very much tonight, I should think. Dinah was the cat. I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea time. Dinah, my dear, I wish you were down here with me. Alice felt that she was dozing off when suddenly, thump, thump, down. She came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves and the fall was over. Alice was not a bit hurt and she jumped up. In a moment she looked up, but it was all dark overhead. Before her was another long passage and the white rabbit was still in sight, hurrying down it. There was not a moment to be lost. Away went Alice like the wind, and was just in time to hear it say as she turned a corner, oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting. She was close behind it when she turned the corner, but the rabbit was no longer to be seen. She found herself in a long, low hall which was lit up by a row of lamps hanging from the roof. There were doors all around the hall, but they were all locked. And when Alice had been all the way down one side and up the other, trying every door, she walked sadly down the middle, wondering how she was ever to get out again. Suddenly she came upon a little table all made of solid glass. There was nothing on it but a tiny golden key, and Alice's first idea was that this might belong to one of the doors of the hall. But alas, either the locks were too large or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about 15 inches high. She tried the little golden key in the lock and to her great delight, it fitted. Alice opened the door and found that it led into a small passage not much larger than a rat hole. She knelt down and looked along the passage into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall and wander about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head through the doorway. Oh, said Alice, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope. I think I could, if I only knew how to begin. Alice went back to the table, half hoping she might find another key on it, or at any rate, a book of rules for shutting people up like telescopes. This time she found a little bottle on it, which certainly was not here before, said Alice, and tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label with the words Drink me beautifully printed on it in large letters. No, I'll look first, she said, and see whether it's marked poison or not, for she had never forgotten that if you drink from a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later. However, this bottle was not marked poison, so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice. It had a sort of mixed flavour of cherry tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee and hot buttered toast. She very soon finished it off. What a curious feeling, said Alice. I must be shutting up like a telescope. And so it was. Indeed. She was now only 10 inches high, and her face brightened up at the thought that she was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden. After a while, finding that nothing more happened, she decided on going into the garden at once. But alas for poor Alice, when she got to the door, she found she had forgotten the little golden key, and when she went back to the table for it, she found she could not possibly reach it. She could see it quite plainly through the glass, and she tried her best to climb up on one of the legs of the table, but it was too slippery, and when she had tired herself out with trying the poor little

[Alice]

thing sat down and cried.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

Come, there's no use crying like that, said Alice to herself rather sharply. I advise you to leave off this minute. She generally gave herself very good advice, though she very seldom followed it, and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes. Soon her eye fell on a little glass box that was lying under the table. She opened it and found in it a very small cake on which the words Eat me were beautifully marked in currants. Well, I'll eat it, said Alice, and if it makes me grow larger I can reach the key, and if it makes me grow smaller I can creep under the door. So either way I'll get into the garden and I don't care which happens. She ate a little bit and said anxiously, to which way? Which way? Holding her hand on the top of her head to feel which way she was growing, and she was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size. So she set to work and very soon finished off the cake. End of Chapter One. Chapter 2 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 2 the Pool of Tears Curiouser and curiouser, cried Alice. She was so much surprised that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English. Now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was. Good bye, feet. Oh my poor little feet. I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you.

[Alice]

Now, dears, I shall be a great

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

deal too far off to trouble myself about you. Just at this moment her head struck against the roof of the hall. In fact, she was now rather more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little golden key and hurried off to the garden door.

[Alice]

Poor Alice.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side to look through into the garden with one eye, but to get through was more hopeless than ever. She sat down and began to cry again. She went on shedding gallons of tears until there was a large pool all around her and reaching half down the hall. After a time she heard a little pattering of feet in the distance, and she hastily dried her eyes to see what was coming. It was the White Rabbit, returning splendidly dressed, with a pair of white kid gloves in one hand and a large

[Alice]

fan in the other.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

He came trotting along in a great hurry, muttering to himself oh, the Duchess. The Duchess.

[Alice]

Duchess.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

Oh, won't she be savage if I've kept her waiting? When the rabbit came near her, Alice began in a low, timid voice, if you please, sir. The rabbit started violently, dropped the white kid gloves and the fan, and scurried away into the darkness as hard as he could go. Alice took up the fan and gloves, and she kept fanning herself. All the time she went on talking. Dear, dear, how queer everything is to day. And yesterday things went on just as usual. Was I the same when I got up this morning? But if I'm not the same, the next question is, who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. As she said this, she looked down at her hands and was surprised to see that she had put on one of the rabbit's little white kid gloves while she was talking.

[Alice]

How can I have done that?

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

She thought. I must be growing small again. She got up and went to the table to measure herself by it, and found that she was now about 2ft high and was going on shrinking rapidly. She soon found out that the cause of this was the fan she was holding, and she dropped it hastily, just in time to save herself from shrinking away altogether. That was a narrow escape, said Alice, a good deal frightened at the sudden change, but very glad to find herself still in existence.

[Alice]

And now for the garden.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

And she ran with all speed back

[Alice]

to the little door. But alas, the little door was shut

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

again, and the little golden key was lying on the glass table as before.

[Alice]

Things are worse than ever, thought the

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

poor child, for I never was so small as this before. Never. As she said these words, her foot slipped, and in another moment, splash. She was up to her chin in salt water. Her first idea was that she had somehow fallen into the sea. However, she soon made out that she was in the pool of tears which she had wept when she was nine feet high. Just then she heard something splashing about in the pool a little way off, and she swam nearer to see what it was. She soon made out that it was only a mouse that had slipped in like herself. Would it be of any use now, thought Alice, to speak to this mouse? Everything is so out of the way down here that I should think it

[Alice]

very likely it can talk.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

At any rate, there's no harm in trying.

[Alice]

So she began.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

Oh, mouse, do you know the way out of this pool? I am very tired of swimming about here, O Mouse. The mouse looked at her rather inquisitively and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes. But it said nothing. Perhaps it doesn't understand English, thought Alice. I dare say it's a French mouse.

[Alice]

Come over with William the Conqueror.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

So she began again.

[Alice]

Ou est ma chat?

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

Which was the first sentence in her French lesson book. The mouse gave a sudden leap out of the water and seemed to quiver all over with fright. Oh, I beg your pardon. Cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had heard the poor animal's feelings. I quite forgot you didn't like cats. Not like cats? Cried the mouse in a shrill, passionate voice.

[Alice]

Would you like cats if you were me?

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

Well, perhaps not, said Alice in a soothing tone.

[Alice]

Don't be angry about it.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

And yet I wish I could show you our cat, Dinah.

[Alice]

I think you'd take a fancy to cats if you could only see her.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

She's such a dear, quiet thing.

[Alice]

The mouse was bristling all over, and

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

she felt certain it must be really offended.

[Alice]

We won't talk about her any more,

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

if you'd rather not. We indeed. Cried the mouse, who was trembling down to the end of its tail. As if I would talk on such a subject. Our family always hated catsnasty low, vulgar things. Don't let me hear the name again. I won't indeed, said Alice, in a great hurry to change the subject of the conversation. Are youare you fond ofof dogs? There is such a nice little dog near our house, I should like to show you. It kills all the rats. Andoh, dear. Cried Alice in a sorrowful tone, I'm afraid I've offended it again. For the mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go,

[Alice]

and making quite a commotion in the

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

pool as it went. So she called softly after it, mouse,

[Alice]

dear, do come back again, and we

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

won't talk about cats or dogs either, if you don't like them. When the mouse heard this, it turned round and swam slowly back to her. Its face was quite pale, and it said in a low, trembling voice, let us get to the shore, and then I'll tell you my history and you'll understand why it is I hate cats and dogs. It was high time to go, for for the pool was getting quite crowded with the birds and animals that had fallen into it. There were a duck and a dodo, a lory and an eaglet and several other curious creatures. Alice led the way, and the whole

[Alice]

party swam to shore. Chapter 3 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Tyler Redick

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I beg your pardon, said Alice very humbly. You had got to the fifth bend. I think you insult me by talking such nonsense, said the Mouse, getting up and walking away. Oh please Come back and finish your story. Alice called after it, and the others all joined in chorus. Yes, please do. But the mouse only shook its head impatiently and walked a little quicker. I wish I had Dinah, our cat here, said Alice. This caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the birds hurried off at once, and a canary called out in a trembling voice to its children, come away, my dears. It's high time you were all in bed. On various pretexts they all moved off, and Alice was soon left alone. I wish I hadn't mentioned Dinah. Nobody seems to like her down here, and I'm sure she's the best cat in the world. Poor Alice began to cry again, for she felt very lonely and low spirited. In a little while, however, she again heard a little pattering of footsteps in the distance, and she looked up eagerly. End of Chapter three. Chapter 4 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain.

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[Alice]

Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland By Lewis Carroll Chapter IV the Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill it was the white rabbit, trotting slowly back again and looking anxiously about as

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it went, as if it had lost something.

[Alice]

Alice heard it muttering to the Duchess. The Duchess. Oh my dear paws, oh my fur and whiskers. She'll get me executed as sure as ferrets are ferrets. And where can I have dropped them, I wonder? Alice guessed in a moment that it was looking for the fan and the pair of white kid gloves, and she very good naturedly began hunting about for them, but they were nowhere to be seen. Everything seemed to have changed since her swim in the pool and the great hall with the glass table and the little door had vanished completely. Very soon the rabbit noticed Alice and called to her in an angry tone, but why, Mary Ann, what are you doing out here? Run home this moment and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan.

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Quick now.

[Alice]

He took me for his housemaid, said Alice as she ran off. How surprised he'll be when he finds

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out who I am.

[Alice]

As she said this, she came upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a bright brass plate with the name W. Rabbit engraved upon it. She went in without knocking and hurried upstairs in great fear lest she should meet the real Marianne and and be turned out of the house before she'd found the fan and gloves. By this time Alice had found her way into a tiny little room with a table in the window, and on it a fan and two or three pairs of tiny white kid gloves. She took up the fan and the pair of the gloves and was just going to leave the room when her eyes fell upon a little bottle that stood near the looking glass.

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She uncorked it and put it to

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her lips, saying to herself, I do hope it'll make me grow large again, for really I'm quite tired of being such a tiny little thing. Before she had drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling and had to stoop to save her neck from being broken. She hastily put down the bottle, remarking, that's quite enough. I hope I shan't grow any more. Alas, it was too late to wish that. She went on growing and growing, and very soon she had to kneel down on the floor, and still she went on growing, and as a last resource, she put one arm out of the window and one foot up the chimney, and said to herself, now I can do no more whatever happens. What will become of me? Luckily for Alice, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect, and she grew no larger. After a few minutes, she heard a voice outside and stopped to listen. Marianne Mary Ann, said the voice, fetch me my gloves this minute. There came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alice knew it was the rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large as the rabbit and

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had no reason to be afraid of it.

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Presently the rabbit came up to the door and tried to open it, but as the door opened inwards and Alice's elbow was pressed hard against it, that attempt proved a failure. Alice heard it say to itself, then I'll go round and get in at the window. That you won't, thought Alice, and after waiting till she fancied she heard the rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand and made a snatch in the air. She did not get hold of anything, but she heard a little shriek and a fall and a crash of broken glass, from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a cucumber frame or something of that sort of. Next came an angry voice. The rabbit's. Pat. Pat, where are you? And then a voice she had never heard before. Sure, then. I'm here digging for apples, your honor. Here, come and help me out of this. Now, tell me, Pat, what's in that window? Sure it's an arm, your honour. Well, it's got no business There at any rate. Go and take it away. There was a long silence after this, and Alice could only hear whispers now and then, and at last she spread her hand out again and made another snatch in the air. This time there were two little shrieks and more sounds of broken glass. I wonder what they'll do next, thought Alice. As for pulling me out of the

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window, I only wish they could.

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She waited for some time without hearing anything more. At last came a rumbling of little cartwheels and the sound of a good many voices all talking together. She made out the words. Where's the other ladder? Bill's got the other. Bill here. Bill will the roof bear. Who's to go down the chimney? Nay, I shant. You do it here, Bill. The master says you've got to go down the chimney. Alice drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could and waited till she heard a little animal scratching and scrambling about in the chimney close above her.

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Then she gave one sharp kick and

[Alice]

waited to see what would happen next. The first thing she heard was a general chorus of There goes Bill. Then the rabbit's voice alone. Catch him, you by the hedge. Then silence, and then another confusion of voices. Hold up his head, Brandy. Now, don't choke him. What happened to you last? Came a little feeble, squeaking voice. Well, I hardly know no more, thank you. I'm better now. All I know is something comes at me like a jack o the box, and up I goes like a sky rocket. After a minute or two of silence they began moving about again, and Alice heard the rabbit say, a barrowful will do to begin with. A barrowful of what? Thought Alice. But she had not long to doubt. For the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the window, and some of them hit her in the face. Alice noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her head. If I eat one of these cakes, she thought, it's sure to make some change in my size. So she swallowed one of the cakes and was delighted to find that she began shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get through the door, she ran out of the house and found quite a crowd of little animals and birds waiting outside. They all made a rush at Alice the moment she appeared, but she ran off as hard as she could and soon found herself sitting safe in a thick wood. The first thing I've got to do, said Alice to herself as she wandered about in the wood, is to grow to my right size again, and the second thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I suppose I ought to eat or drink something or other, but the great question is, what? Alice looked all around her at the flowers and the blades of grass, but she could not see anything that looked like the right thing to eat or drink under the circumstances. There was a large mushroom growing near her, about the same height as herself. She stretched herself up on tiptoe and peeped over the edge, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar that was sitting at the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else.

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End of Chapter Four.

[Alice]

Chapter 5 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 5 Advice from a Caterpillar at last the caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and addressed Alice in a languid, sleepy voice. Who are you? Said the caterpillar. Alice replied rather shyly. I. I hardly know, sir, just at present. At least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have changed several times since then. What do you mean by that? Said the caterpillar sternly. Explain yourself. I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir, said Alice. Because I'm not myself, you see. Being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing. She drew herself up and said very gravely, I think you ought to tell me who you are first. Why? Said the caterpillar, as Alice could not think of any good reason, and the caterpillar seemed to be in a very unpleasant state of mind. She turned away. Come back, the caterpillar called after her. I have something important to say. Alice turned and came back again. Keep your temper, said the caterpillar. Is that all? Said Alice, swallowing down her anger as well as she could. No, said the caterpillar. It unfolded its arms, took the hookah out of its mouth again, and said, so you think you are changed, do you? I'm afraid I am, sir, said Alice. I can't remember things as I used, and I don't keep the same size for 10 minutes together. What size do you want to be? Asked the caterpillar. Oh, I'm not particular as to size, alice hastily replied. Only one doesn't like changing so often, you know. I Should like to be a little larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind, said Alice. Three inches is such a wretched height to be. It is a very good height indeed, said the caterpillar angrily, rearing itself upright as it spoke. It was exactly 3 inches high. In a minute or two the caterpillar got down off the mushroom and crawled away into the grass, merely remarking as it went. One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter. One side of what? The other side of what? Thought Alice to herself. Of the mushroom, said the caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud, and in another moment it was out of sight. Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to make out which were the two sides of it. At last she stretched her arms round it as far as they would go, and broke off a bit of the edge with each hand. And now which is which? She said to herself, and nibbled a little of the right hand bit to try the effect. The next moment she felt a violent blow underneath her chin. It had struck her foot. She was a good deal frightened by this sudden change, as she was shrinking rapidly, so she set to work at once to eat some of the other bit. Her chin was pressed so closely against her foot that there was hardly room to open her mouth, but she did it at last and and managed to swallow a morsel of the left hand bit. Come, my head's free at last, said Alice. But all she could see when she looked down was an immense length of neck which seemed to rise like a stalk out of a sea of green leaves that lay far below her. Where have my shoulders got to? And oh, my poor hands. How is it I can't see you? She was delighted to find that her neck would bend about easily in any direction like a serpent. She had just succeeded in curving it down into a graceful zigzag, and was going to dive in among the leaves when a sharp hiss made her draw back in a hurry. A large pigeon had flown into her face and was beating her violently with its wings. Serpent. Cried the pigeon. I'm not a serpent, said Alice indignantly. Leave me alone. I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges, the pigeon went on. But those serpents, there's no pleasing them. Alice was more and more puzzled. As if it wasn't trouble enough hatching the eggs, said the pigeon, that I must be on the lookout for serpents night and day. And just as I'd taken the highest tree in the wood, continued the pigeon, raising its voice to a shriek. And just as I was thinking, I should be free of them at last. They must needs come wriggling down from the sky. Ugh. Serpent. But I'm not a serpent, I tell you, said Alice. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a little girl, she added rather doubtfully as she remembered the number of changes she had gone through that day. You're looking for eggs. I know that well enough, said the pigeon. And what does it matter to me whether you're a little girl or a serpent? It matters a good deal to me, said Alice hastily. But I'm not looking for eggs, as it happens. And if it was, I shouldn't want yours. I don't like them raw. Well, be off then, said the pigeon in a sulky tone as it settled down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and every now and then she had to stop and untwist it. After a while she remembered that she still held the pieces of mushroom in her hands, and she set to work very carefully, nibbling first at one and then at the other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had succeeded in bringing herself down to her usual height. It was so long since she had been anything near the right size that it felt quite strange at first. The next thing is to get into that beautiful garden. How is that to be done, I wonder? As she said this, she came suddenly upon an open place with a little house in it about 4ft high. Whoever lives there, thought Alice, it'll never do to come upon them this same eyes. Why I should frighten them out of their wits. She did not venture to go near the house till she had brought herself down to nine inches high. End of chapter five

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Then they both bowed low and their curls got entangled together. When Alice next peeped out, the fish footman was gone, and the other was sitting on the ground near the door, staring stupidly up into the sky. Alice went timidly up to the door and knocked. There's no sort of use in knocking, said the footman, and that for two reasons. First, because I'm on the same side of the door as you are. Secondly, because they are making such a noise inside, no one could possibly hear you, and certainly there was a most extraordinary noise going on within a constant howling and sneezing, and every now and then a great crash, as if a dish or a kettle had been broken to pieces. How am I to get in? Asked Alice. Are you to get in at all? Said the footman. That's the first question, you know. Alice opened the door and went in. The door led right into a large kitchen which was full of smoke from one end to the other. The Duchess was sitting on a three legged stool in the middle, nursing a baby. The cook was leaning over the fire, stirring a large cauldron which seemed to be full of soup. There is certainly too much pepper in that soup, Alice said to herself, as well as she could for sneezing. Even the Duchess sneezed occasionally, and as for the baby, it was sneezing and howling alternately without a moment's pause. The only two creatures in the kitchen that did not sneeze were the cook and a large cat, which was grinning from ear to ear. Please would you tell me, said Alice, a little timidly, why your cat grins like that? It's a Cheshire cat, said the Duchess, and that's why I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned. In fact, I didn't know that cats could grin, said Alice. You don't know much, said the Duchess, and that's a fact. Just then the cook took the cauldron of soup off the fire and at once set to work, throwing everything within her reach at the Duchess and the baby. The fire irons came first, followed by a shower of saucepans, plates, and dishes. The Duchess took no notice of them even when they hit her, and the baby was howling so much already that it was quite impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not. Oh, please mind what you're doing, cried Alice, jumping up and down in an agony of terror. Here, you may nurse it a bit if you like, the Duchess said to Alice, flinging the baby at her as she spoke. I must go and get ready to play croquet with the Queen, and she hurried out of the room. Alice caught the baby with some difficulty as it was a queer shaped little creature, and held out its arms and legs in all directions. If I don't take this child away from me, thought Alice, they're sure to kill it in a day or two. Wouldn't it be murder to leave it behind? She said the last words out loud, and the little thing grunted in reply. If you're going to turn into a pig, my dear, said Alice, I'll have nothing more to do with you. Mind now. Alice was just beginning to think to herself, now what am I to do with this creature when I get it home? When it grunted again so violently that Alice looked down into its face in some alarm, this time there could be no mistake about it. It was neither more nor less than a pig. So she set the little creature down and felt quite relieved to see it trot away quietly into the wood. Alice was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off. The cat only grinned when it saw her. Cheshire puss. Began Alice, rather timidly. Would you please tell me which way I ought to go from here? In that direction, the cat said, waving the right paw. Round lives a Hatter, and in that direction waved the other paper, lives a March hare. Visit either you like, they're both mad. But I don't want to go among mad people, alice remarked. Oh, you can't help that, said the cat. We're all mad here. Do you play croquet with the Queen today? I should like it very much, said Alice, but I haven't been invited yet. You'll see me there, said the cat, and vanished. Alice had not gone much farther before she came in sight of the House of the March Hare. It was so large a house that she did not like to go near till she had nibbled some more of the left hand bit of mushroom. End of Chapter six. Chapter 7 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 7AMad Tea Party There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it. A dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep. The table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it. No room, no room. They cried out when they saw Alice coming. There's plenty of room, said Alice indignantly, and she sat down in a large armchair at one end of the table. The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this, but all he said was, why is a raven like a writing desk? I'm glad they've begun asking riddles. I believe I can guess that, she added aloud. Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it? Said the March Hare. Exactly so, said Alice. Then you should say what you mean, the March Hare went on. I do, alice hastily replied. At least. At least I mean what I say. That's the same thing, you know. You might just as well say, added the Dormouse, which seemed to be talking in its sleep. That I breathe when I sleep is the same thing as I sleep when I breathe. It is the same thing with you, said the Hatter, and he poured a little hot tea upon its nose. The Dormouse shook its head impatiently and said, without opening its eyes, of course, of course. Just what I was going to remark myself. Have you guessed the riddle yet? The Hatter said, turning to Alice again. No, I give it up, alice replied. What's the answer? I haven't the slightest idea, said the Hatter. Nor I, said the March Hare. Alice gave a weary sigh. I think you might do something better with the time, she said, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers. Take some more tea, the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly. I've had nothing yet, alice replied in an offended tone, so I can't take more. You mean you can't take less, said the Hatter. It's very easy to take more. More than nothing. At this, Alice got up and walked off. The Dormouse fell asleep instantly, and neither of the others took the least notice of her going, though she looked back once or twice. The last time she saw them, they were trying to put the Dormouse in the teapot. At any rate, I'll never go there again, said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. It's the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life. 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[Alice]

8 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 8 the Queen's Croquet Ground A large rose tree stood near the entrance of the garden. The roses growing on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it busily painting them red. Suddenly their eyes chanced to fall upon Alice as she stood watching them. Would you tell me, please, said Alice, a little timidly, why are you painting those roses? 5 and 7 said nothing, but looked at 2. 2 began in a low voice, why, the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a red rose tree, and we put a white one in by mistake, and if the Queen was to find it out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know. So you see, Miss, we're doing our best afore she comes to. At this moment, five who had been anxiously looking across the garden, called out, the Queen. The Queen and the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their faces. There was a sound of many footsteps, and Alice looked round, eager to see the Queen. First came 10 soldiers carrying clubs with their hands and feet at the corners. Next the 10 courtiers. These were ornamented all over with diamonds. After these came the royal children. There were 10 of them, all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests, mostly kings and queens, and among them Alice recognized the white rabbit. Ben followed the Knave of Hearts, carrying the King's crown on a Crimson velvet cushion. And last of all this grand procession came the King and the Queen of Hearts. When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and the Queen said severely, who is this? She said it to the Knave of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply. My name is Alice. So please your majesty, said Alice very politely, but she added to herself, why, they're only a pack of cards, after all. Can you play croquet? Shouted the Queen. The question was evidently meant for Alice.

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Yes.

[Alice]

Said Alice loudly. Come on then. Roared the Queen.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

It's.

[Alice]

It's a very fine day, Said a timid voice to Alice. She was walking by the White Rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face. Berry, said Alice, where's the Duchess? Hush, hush, said the rabbit. She's under sentence of execution. What for? Said Alice.

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

She boxed the Queen's ears.

[Alice]

The rabbit began. Get to your places. Shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder. And people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each other. However, they got settled down in a minute or two, and the game began. Alice thought that she had never seen such a curious croquet ground in all her life. It was all ridges and furrows. The croquet balls were live hedgehogs, and the mallets live flamingoes, and the soldiers

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

had to double themselves up and stand

[Alice]

on their heads and feet to make the arches. The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarrelling all the while and fighting for the hedgehogs. And in a very short time the Queen was in a furious passion and went stamping about and shouting, off with his head. Or off with her head about once in a minute. They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here, thought Alice. The great wonder is that there's anyone left alive. She was looking about for some way of escape when she noticed a curious appearance in the air. It's the Cheshire Cat, she said to herself. Now I shall have somebody to talk to. How are you getting on? Said the Cat. I don't think they play at all fairly, Alice said in a rather complaining tone. And they all quarrel so dreadfully one can't hear oneself speak. And they don't seem to have any rules in particular. How do you like the Queen? Said the Cat in a low voice. Not at all, said Alice. Alice thought she might as well go back and see how the game was going on, so she went off in search of her hedgehog. The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting. One of them with the other. The only difficulty was that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of the garden, where Alice could see it trying in a helpless sort of way to fly up into a tree. She caught the flamingo and tucked it away under her arm that it might not escape again. Just then Alice ran across the Duchess, who was now out of prison. She tucked her arm affectionately into Alice's and they walked off together. Alice was very glad to find her in such a pleasant temper. She was a little startled, however, when she heard the voice of the Duchess close to her ear. You're thinking about something, my dear, and that makes you forget to talk. The game's going on rather better now, alice said by way of keeping up the conversation a little. Tis so, said the Duchess. And the moral of that is? Oh, tis love. Tis love that makes the world go round. Somebody said, Alice whispered that it's done by everybody minding his own business. Oh, well, it means much the same thing, said the Duchess, digging her sharp

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

little chin into Alice's shoulder as she

[Alice]

added, and the moral of that is? Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves. To Alice's great surprise, the Duchess's arm that was linked into hers began to tremble. Alice looked up and there stood the Queen in front of them with her arms folded, frowning like a thunderstorm. Now I give you fair warning, shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke. Either you or your head must be off, and that in about half of no time. Take your choice. The Duchess took her choice and was gone in a moment. Let's go on with the game, the Queen said to Alice, and Alice was much too frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the croquet ground. All the time they were playing, the Queen never left off, quarreling with the other players and shouting, off with his head. Or off with her head. By the end of half an hour or so, all the players except the King, the Queen and Alice were in the custody of the soldiers and under sentence of execution. Then the Queen left off quite out of breath and walked away with Alice. Alice heard the King say in a low voice to the company, generally, you are all pardoned. Suddenly the cry the trial's beginning. Was heard in the distance, and Alice ran along with the others. End of Chapter eight. Chapter 9 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland this is a Librivox recording.

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[Alice]

Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Chapter 9 who Stole the tarts? The King and Queen of Hearts were seated on their throne when they arrived, with a great crowd assembled about them, all sorts of little birds and beasts, as well as the whole pack of cards. The knave was standing before them in chains, with a soldier on each side to guard him. And near the King was the White Rabbit, with a trumpet in one hand and a scroll of parchment in the other. In the very middle of the court was a table with a large dish of tarts upon it. I wish they'd get the trial done, Alice thought, and hand around the refreshments. The judge, by the way, was the King, and he wore his crown over his great wig. That's the jury box, thought Alice. And those 12 creatures, some were animals and some were birds. I suppose they are the jurors. Just then the White Rabbit cried out, silence in the court. Herald read the accusation, said the King. On this the White Rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet, then unrolled the parchment scroll and read as follows. The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts, all on a summer day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts and took them quite away. Call the first witness, said the King. And the White Rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet and called out, first witness. The first witness was the Hatter. He came in with a teacup in one hand and a piece of bread and butter in the other. You ought to have finished, said the King. When did you begin? The Hatter looked at the March hare who had followed him into the court arm in arm with the dormouse. 14th of March, I think it was, he said. Give your evidence, said the King, and don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on spot. This did not seem to encourage the witness at all. He kept shifting from one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in his confusion he bit a large piece out of his teacup instead of the bread and butter. Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation. She was beginning to grow larger again. The miserable hatter dropped his teacup and bread and butter and went down on one knee. I'm a poor man, your majesty, he began. You're a very poor speaker, said the Queen. You may go, said the King, and the Hatter hurriedly left the court. Call the next witness, said the King. The next witness was the Duchess's cook. She carried the pepper box in her hand and and the people near the door began sneezing all at once. Give your evidence, said the king. Shant, Said the cook. The king looked anxiously at the White rabbit, who said in a low voice, your majesty must cross examine this witness. Well, if I must, I must, said the king. What are tarts made of? Pepper, mostly, said the cook. For some minutes the whole court was in confusion, and by the time they had settled down again, the cook had disappeared. Never mind, said the king. Call the next witness. Alice watched the white rabbit as he fumbled over the list. Imagine her surprise when he read out at the top of his shrill little voice the name Alice. End of Chapter nine. Chapter 10 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. This is a Librivox recording. All Librivox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit Librivox.org recorded by Kirsten Ferreri Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll Alice's evidence here. Cried Alice. She jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over the jury box, upsetting all the jurymen onto the heads of the crowd below. Oh, I beg your pardon. She exclaimed in a tone of great dismay. The trial cannot proceed, said the king, until all the jurymen are back in their proper places.

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All.

[Alice]

He repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice. What do you know about this business? The King said to Alice. Nothing whatever, said Alice. The king then read from his book, Rule 42 all persons more than a mile high to leave the court. I'm not a mile high, said Alice. Nearly two miles high, said the queen. Well, I shan't go at any rate, said Alice. The king turned pale and shut his notebook hastily. Consider your verdict, he said to the jury in a low, trembling voice. There's more evidence to come yet. Please, your majesty, said the white rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry. This paper has just been picked up. It seems to be a letter written by the prisoner Toto somebody. He unfolded the paper as he spoke and added, it isn't a letter after all, it's a set of verses. Please, your majesty, said the knave. I didn't write it, and they can't prove that I did. There's no name signed at the end. You must have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your name like an honest man, said the king. There was a general clapping of hands at this. Read them, he added, turning to the white rabbit. There was dead silence in the court whilst the white rabbit read out the verses. That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet, said the king.

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I don't believe there's an atom of

[Alice]

meaning in it, ventured Alice. If there's no meaning in it, said the King, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. Let the jury consider their verdict. No, no, said the Queen. Sentence first, verdict after. Stuff and nonsense, said Alice loudly. The idea of having the sentence first. Hold your tongue, said the Queen, turning purple. I won't, said Alice. Off with her head. The Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. Who cares for you? Said Alice. She had grown to her full size by this time. You're nothing but a pack of cards. At this the whole pack rose up in the air and came flying down upon her. She gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face. Wake up, Alice dear, said her sister. Why, what a long sleep you've had. Oh, I've had such a curious dream, said Alice, and she told her sister, as well as she could remember them, all these strange adventures of hers that you have just been reading about. Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran as well she might,

[Narrator/Story Reader (Librivox/Kirsten Ferreri)]

what a wonderful dream it had been.

[Alice]

End of chapter 10. End of Alice's adventures in Wonderland. Hey everybody.

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