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Michael
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Michael
Okay. All right.
Louie
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Michael
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Louie
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Michael
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Michael
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Louie
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Michael
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Louie
Thanks for being here, you being here, supporting. So thank you.
Michael
Bye.
Louie
Hello, my little bear cubs.
Michael
And welcome back secondhand therapy.
Louie
And we know that as I go through and I'm doing these new things and making these changes, I can't tell if I'm just making progress on intentions that I've set out for myself or if I'm just going through something right now. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. You ever be growing and you're like, what am I doing? You're like, am I. Is this an episode?
Michael
Yeah. Am I changing or am I manic? Yeah. Yeah.
Louie
Let me tell you what I've been doing. You ready? Stop wearing a gold chain. You want to know why?
Michael
I sure do.
Louie
I don't have a good reason.
Michael
You just woke up one day and you're like, that's it.
Louie
Well, I woke up one day and then I picked up the chain.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Because it's part like. Let me tell you what I do when I wake up.
Michael
Okay. I know. You got a little routine.
Louie
I'm up.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Right. I'm out of bed. I'm taking a pee pee. I'm taking my Zoloft. I'm taking my probiotics. I'm putting on my watch and I'm putting on my chain, and then I go do the rest of my bathroom things and I'm out. Picked up this chain and I was like, the.
Michael
Why?
Louie
Yeah, I had it. I put on. I was like. And I. And I had a moment. I was like, why am I wearing. Why do I wear this? And I don't have a good reason if the obvious answer is I'm trying to look cool or I'm trying to exude wealth or I'm like, what's the point?
Michael
What about just liking it?
Louie
All right.
Michael
Because we've gotten into that a few times with stuff where it's like, yeah, can't you just like this thing? Or can't you just enjoy this? And it seems hard for you to just like something, to like it. It has to have some kind of purpose.
Louie
Well, my girl melted my brain a little bit.
Michael
Okay.
Louie
And she goes, okay, so what's with the earrings? I was like, 1. Zip it to mind your business. Yeah. 3. Let me think about it. Yeah. Don't have a good answer.
Michael
I mean, you could go all the way down, though, right? It's like, why do you. The sneakers? Like, why aren't you just wearing some Toms or something? You know what I mean? Like.
Louie
Oh, well, first of all. But I really am not a sneaker guy anymore. I still enjoy sneakers and I like them.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
But most of the time I'm in Hokas or.
Michael
Yeah. I'm just saying, to what end? You know what I mean?
Louie
Like, where. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Michael
You going full Buddhist or Amish?
Louie
I don't. Well, very different.
Michael
I see you taking the labels off
Louie
your clothes, and things go either way, I'm telling you. And I'm also trying to just, like, gold chain aside, I am trying to do clothing and things differently in that I still wear I mean, I don't like to wear branded things.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
If it's not for our business, it's not the podcast. I'm in an unbranded plain T shirt. I don't wear graphic tees and none of that. But even before we had clothing, I would still only wear plain black T shirts. But I would, you know, I found one that I liked how it fit the price, and I would buy them in bulk. And they're not great T shirts. Like, they get little holes around them and things like that.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
So I have decided that I'm going to buy quality clothing and take care of it. Like, I, for a long time, didn't separate my clothes into colors. They went in the hamper, they went in the washer. Like, I'm separating in colors. I'm. I'm trying to just have better quality things that will last a long time instead of buying more cheap shit. Yeah. And for clothes, higher quality stuff is usually branded.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
But there is a brand that their branding is a little stitched on tag. And I get a little. My little headlamp and my X acto knife.
Michael
No, I've seen it. It's so great.
Louie
And I unbrand my shirts. I've unbranded my backpack. I bought a pair of shorts at Goodwill the other day. I took the branding, like, yeah, yeah. Even my cars. I take the badges off my cars. Like, I don't even.
Michael
My car. You took the badges off my car.
Louie
It looks better, doesn't it? But also, the only point of that is to advertise for the company.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
That's all it is there. It serves no purpose other than to its free advertisement. I don't do that. I'll advertise my podcast. It's called Second Hand Therapy. But, yeah, I don't. I don't need to. I don't do that.
Michael
Yeah, it sounds like. Well, the good news is it sounds like all of this stuff, all these changes are rooted in intention and purpose and not a manic episode or whatever. It sounds like it all has intention and purpose behind it.
Louie
Well, I did rent out my closet.
Michael
I'm sorry,
Louie
what if I did? I was like, hey, this is Carl. He's gonna pay me 60amonth. He's gonna sleep in my closet.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Just to help out with the bills. But, yeah. That. I am off my iPhone. And I gotta tell you. Yeah, that's a rough one. It feels like a. Now, I'm gonna say this lightly and I know it's not the same. It feels like a detox Here. Yeah, I. The amount of times I pull out my light phone to do something and I'm like, oh, there's nothing here.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Countless times throughout the day.
Michael
I mean, you can be addicted to your phone or addicted to scrolling and things. So. Yeah, it can be. It can be categorized as a detox for sure.
Louie
Yeah. And it's. I don't know if the word is humbling or upsetting, but now that I don't. Well, I do still have my iPhone for work stuff because the light phone, it. The only Internet it has is navigation. So I do need to have access to emails and social media for engagement and things like that. But my iPhone is on me if I'm away from the house in case I'm gonna be away and I need to.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Do work. But if I'm here, it's on a charger on my desk and it's all. It's constantly on do not disturb.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
And my light phone has a separate phone number. I think 10 people I gave that phone number to. And everybody else I will get to you when I check my phone.
Michael
But you weren't into a lot of the apps and things anyway. So what is the changes that you are noticing since the switch?
Louie
Oh, the day is so fucking long.
Michael
Yeah, but what were you doing on the phone that was taking up your day?
Louie
Hey, what wasn't I doing? You know, I mean, you weren't on the phone. You ever have a thought and Google it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know, many times a day I go, how should you Google that? No, you're just gonna wonder. And then you forget about it and then it's over. And the amount of times I would take out my phone to do a work email or do engagement or post a clip, buddy, I'm on that thing for 45 minutes.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Either scrolling reels or the amount of time I spend spent. Past tense. That a online shopping.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
When I wasn't even pursuing a certain thing, I would just be on websites looking at clothes, looking at shoes, looking at cars, looking at. Yeah, buddy, I was looking at wheels for my truck. It's got wheels.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Just because I was like, oh, man, I should get one of those like heavy duty steel bumpers. Hey. What? Just because. And yet without filling my day with those, like googling a thought or shopping or scrolling. Yeah. Tell you, one day feels like three, I'll tell you that much. It's a long day without a smartphone, bud.
Michael
So are you seeing any other changes though, like a better sleep, better rest or anything like that? No, nothing like that. Okay. What about time management?
Louie
I'm only. I'm only like a weekend.
Michael
Yeah, but there should be something where you're like, I've noticed a little bit better of now. I'm not doom scrolling. I'm finding myself. No, I am.
Louie
Well, instead of doom scrolling, I'm coming up with things to past time and. Okay, but that was like the. When I got the mocha pot for coffee.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
It's like finding things that I enjoy that are complicated and take a little bit more time.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
I just have to find more of those things I enjoy that I can get into the process of and understand that, like. Okay, I'm gonna. It's gonna take me 15 minutes to make coffee, but also. I have 15 minutes.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
What's the hurry? Yeah, it doesn't feel like that yet. It feels like I need to get this done because there are golf swing tips waiting for me on Instagram. Yeah.
Michael
Yeah. My swing could be better. I need tires. I need this and that. Yeah. I heard a lyric that is similar to what we're talking about that rocked. My brain is just spot on repeat, which is. I have. I have everything I want, but nothing that I need.
Louie
That's nice. That's nice.
Michael
I have everything I want.
Louie
You don't need to repeat it.
Michael
We heard you.
Louie
Unless you're gonna sing it. Nope. Yeah, that's good.
Michael
It's called reflecting.
Louie
Repeating yourself, huh? What happens when you look at your reflection? Do you.
Michael
Yeah, Yeah.
Louie
I don't. I'll try it. I will try it.
Michael
Sure.
Louie
You know what else I did? I'm off Bluetooth.
Michael
I'm sorry.
Louie
What do you know about that, bro?
Michael
What do you mean off Bluetooth?
Louie
Like Bluetooth.
Michael
What does that even mean? How. What is on what is on blue.
Louie
Whatever it is. I'm plugged the into it.
Michael
Okay.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
I. I don't.
Louie
AirPods.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Gone. Wired buds, wired earphones.
Michael
Okay.
Louie
In the house. Pop in a cd. Okay. What do you think about that?
Michael
I. I mean, that's not even. I mean, that now, that in particular is not even on my radar. The other changes. Sure.
Louie
Improvement.
Michael
Well, not Bluetooth improvement.
Louie
Yeah. You got Bluetooth, bro? Yeah, you gotta get on Bluetooth.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Michael
Are you starting to move me? You gotta get off.
Louie
You gotta get off. We gotta get people off Bluetooth. That's like a stretch.
Michael
The other stuff, Sure. I can see the impact. I can see the change. I can see the. The intention and like all these things. Then you hit me with.
Louie
You gotta get off Bluetooth I'm off Bluetooth. Hey.
Michael
What?
Louie
You want to tell you one more thing? Big pain in the ass, right? As of now, it's a big pain in the ass.
Michael
What? What? I can't even. I know. I couldn't even tell you five items that are on my Bluetooth in my life.
Louie
What?
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Well, how. Do you have AirPods?
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Those headphones on your head, do you ever use those wirelessly?
Michael
Yeah, but I don't have to.
Louie
Well, that's not what I'm asking you. I'm asking you, do you.
Michael
Sure.
Louie
Any Bluetooth speakers around?
Michael
Just one. That's it.
Louie
Your car have Bluetooth?
Michael
No, I plug in.
Louie
I didn't ask you if you plugged it. I said, does it have Bluetooth?
Michael
It does, but I don't use it.
Louie
Yeah, because you have Apple CarPlay, right? Get off it.
Michael
No, that's not how that works.
Louie
I'm off CarPlay.
Michael
You're not CarPlay doesn't count.
Louie
I'm off CarPlay.
Michael
It's a cord.
Louie
Well, my car is a 2008. I'm off car. I did put in an aux cable.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
For my ipod.
Michael
Okay.
Louie
And also ipod. Kind of a pain in the ass.
Michael
Okay. What. Okay, what is the goal and what. What is the goal and purpose behind doing all this?
Louie
Because anything I do in any of these things now has to be very intentional. If I want to listen to music, I have to do it on my ipod. I have to plug in the earbuds. I then have to keep the ipod on me because the cord is 44 inches long or whatever.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Gotta be intentional about that.
Michael
So you're working on intention. Yes.
Louie
Not mindlessly scrolling or mindlessly putting on music in the background. Because I can't sit in silence. I really. I have to be intentional about all of this stuff now.
Michael
So what is the goal then?
Louie
Be more present.
Michael
Okay. Do you think this is the only way you could do that?
Louie
I've never thought about it.
Michael
I know we talk about better help a lot on this show, but now they're a sponsor.
Louie
They are a sponsor, dude.
Michael
I'm using better help. I'm loving it so far. It's so easy to find a therapist, find out what I'm looking for, and if it's not working out because that has happened, I've been able to switch therapy therapist with no problem at all.
Louie
Yeah, yeah, you had that one. That was not a good fit.
Michael
Not a good fit. Hey. And that happens. Finding good therapist is like a lot like finding, you know, being out there in the Dating world and finding the right partner for you.
Louie
And you're married now.
Michael
Oh, no. Never. Never.
Louie
You're in love now.
Michael
I have to talk about this with my therapist.
Louie
Dude, you're there. Can I meet this person? I don't even know their gender. Can I meet this person?
Michael
Absolutely not.
Louie
Let's do one together.
Michael
Well, we should sign up for couples therapy on BetterHelp.
Louie
I'll do it. You think I won't do it? You think I won't win couples therapy with you? Dude, you think I'm not gonna walk out with the trophy?
Michael
I know you will.
Louie
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Michael
Yeah.
Louie
But I think with how I'm really. I'm realizing how reliant and comfortable I've become with the instant access and the convenience and all that, I don't it in this moment, I don't have a better way.
Michael
What is the problem with being comfortable with those things? Like, how did you decide? Like, okay, this is what I want to be doing with intention.
Louie
What was the problem?
Michael
Or I guess another way to word it would be what was the motivation to make these changes?
Louie
I feel bad a lot of the time. And when I think about when I was younger
Michael
and
Louie
these things weren't as prevalent in the world, Feeling bad. Was because of things that were happening to me. And now it really seems like I feel bad because. I exist. And I don't believe. I don't believe that's who I am. I think I've done that to myself, and I think the world has. I have engaged with so much of the access and convenience that is available to me that I have done this to myself.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Without realizing it, I'm constantly comparing myself to other people. I'm constantly looking, constantly. Like, what it comes down to is I'm constantly searching. And what for? I don't even know. I'm. Every day I Am on my phone, doom scrolling or shopping. I'm searching for something that I don't know what it is. And putting yourself into a search and you don't know what you're searching for is a simple way to put it. Is I'm consistently setting myself up for failure and disappointment.
Michael
Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
Louie
So I'm trying something different and it's hard so far and it's really. It's really uncomfortable and I don't like it yet. I really don't. It's a lot easier. It's life, buddy. Life is just so much easier with distractions. Yeah.
Michael
But.
Louie
I don't know, man. I don't think I. I don't think I want an easy life. I think I want a worthwhile life. And sometimes that's going to be easy and sometimes it's going to be hard. And that's life, you know?
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
So this is what I'm doing.
Michael
Good for you, man.
Louie
Thanks, man. I bought a car today. I'm not joking.
Michael
No. It's a 1978 Toyota Corolla.
Louie
It's not a 78.
Michael
It smells like grandma's house.
Louie
You didn't even go inside of it.
Michael
I smell it from the outside.
Louie
You were disgusted by this car.
Michael
I'm not disgusted by it.
Louie
I was.
Michael
I would not drive it.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
I would not buy it. I don't know if I would. I would probably drive it and all that but I. I would not, I would not go see that car and go. That's coming over me. Yeah.
Louie
Doing differently, baby. Yeah. I mean, let me make one thing clear. I'm not getting rid of my truck.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
I. My truck will be with me until it dies. Yeah. But gas prices are really going up and I'm doing more driving than I used to for other circumstances outside of what I'm going to talk about because it doesn't matter.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
So, yeah. I wanted to get a commuter car so my truck could be what it was, was like something to drive because I enjoy for the weekends or if I want to go for a drive, I enjoy. Or moving furniture, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So I needed a little get around car and I got a real piece of shit. And I gotta tell you.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
A lot like not having an iPhone. My guy. It feels weird.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Yeah. It really does. 2005 Corolla, which I'm gonna tell you right goddamn now.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
In this house will be referred to only as the rolly.
Michael
Okay. The rolly.
Louie
That's the Rolly, baby.
Michael
Because it doesn't start and you got to push it everywhere
Louie
because it says it's as. It serves as much of a purpose as a Rolex. So it's the rolly.
Michael
Interesting.
Louie
I just thought of that right now. I was gonna go. I was gonna go Rolla. But I like the rolly better. You want to take the rolly? Oh, you don't ever want to take the rolly.
Michael
I hate that. I like calling it the roll. You want to take the rolly? Dude, let's take the rolly.
Louie
You want to take the rolly? Are you ever gonna ride with me in the rollie?
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Okay. I didn't think you would.
Michael
Listen.
Louie
I thought you would be like, I'll drive every time.
Michael
No, I don't mind being. Here's the thing. I don't mind it. I don't think I could own it. However, I will say this. I have been looking for a little beater truck to throw my motorcycle in the back of so I can take it to, you know, go on little weekend trips or whatever.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
So, like, could you drive a beater truck?
Michael
I could, but that couldn't be my only thing.
Louie
It's not my only thing.
Michael
I know. I'm just saying.
Louie
I have a phenomenal.
Michael
I know.
Louie
2008.
Michael
We know.
Louie
Toyota Tacoma.
Michael
I'm just saying. Yeah, I could. I could drive a little beater around, but it couldn't be. Yeah. My primary.
Louie
Yeah. Both my cars are old enough to have sex with. Isn't that weird? Wait, 26 minus 5 is 19.
Michael
Hey, close.
Louie
26 minus 8. Wait, 26 minus 5 is 21.
Michael
I don't. I. Hey, I couldn't tell you.
Louie
It is 21. 21, and 18.
Michael
Just barely.
Louie
I'm banging one. I'm taking the other one for a drink and then banging that one.
Michael
No, gross.
Louie
So, yeah, that's what I'm doing, bro. I got a piece of car, no iPhone, and it's not working yet. Yeah. But let me know when you get a pager.
Michael
Then we'll talk about intention and things like that. Okay.
Louie
If there were more payphones around, I would. That's just not realistic. Yeah, they took them all down.
Michael
I can't imagine. I can't imagine you with a pager.
Louie
Oh, buddy.
Michael
But you would love that. You would love.
Louie
I would love it.
Michael
The option to engage or not.
Louie
Out of here. I paged you. I got to change the batteries, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So far it sucks, and it's really hard, and I just. I have to keep constantly reminding myself that if I quit everything as soon as it didn't yield the results quickly, I would still weigh 400 pounds and I would still be working at a bank. So, yeah, here we are. What's up with you?
Michael
Oh, buddy, a lot going on. I. I was on tour and I saw some family when I was on
Louie
tour, and you've been telling us for, like 200 episodes you don't have any, that you're just a little orphan alone in the world.
Michael
I am a little orphan boy.
Louie
Okay. Obviously, I have no one. I belong nowhere. So you saw some family. So you've been lying. You've been lying to me, you've been lying to the bear cubs. And not, most importantly, people know the deal.
Michael
No, people know the deal.
Louie
Okay. Tell me about your family.
Michael
I was down in Florida. I had a few days off.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
And usually, usually I will stay with my family down there, which includes my aunt, my uncle, my cousin, his wife and his two kids. That is the family that I have left. Yeah. And however, we do not agree politically, and it has caused some, you know, I'm having. Okay, well. Okay. It's caused some drama. And the entire reason I wasn't going to stay with them or plan on seeing them was because there was some recent drama via Charlie Kirk. My family very loyal to Charlie Kirk. To Mr. Kirk and Mr. Trump and everyone on that side still.
Louie
Still, still loyal to Trump. Epstein files and all.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
That's upsetting. Yeah. That's crazy. Hey, you know those two kids over there, he'll. I'm gonna eat them. You know, your little grandbabies. He go them.
Michael
Don't let him meet the president.
Louie
Wow, that's rough.
Michael
Yeah. So onward.
Louie
I.
Michael
Things have been dicey. Things have been dicey and a little distant since then. So I. I had a couple days off in Florida and I was planning on seeing them and meeting up with them and. And I didn't know how it was gonna go. I'm gonna be honest with you. I was a little worried. I was a little worried.
Louie
The king of control. I didn't know I was gonna go. I got a big spoiler. You never know how it's gonna go. Yeah, you just think you do.
Michael
Yeah. All these scenarios in my head, I interrupted playing out. I, you know, and I was talking to my buddy Colin about things and
Louie
we should get him on the pod.
Michael
I know we, him and I go deep. So we're talking about things, and I'm talking about how, you know, my reservations about seeing them and all this stuff. And I'm literally about to pull up to their House. And he was like. He's like, hey, man, just be light. When I was like, what do you mean? He's like, be light. Be fun. Be engaging. Be curious. Find out what's going on in their lives. Like, be light.
Louie
That doesn't sound light. Like a lot of work.
Michael
And I was like, okay, because again, I had all these scenarios. I had all these conversations planned in my head about, like, what if they say this? Or what if they bring this up?
Louie
Or what if.
Michael
And I'm. And I'm like, trying to cover all my bases. And then I wiped it all clean, and I was like, nope, gonna be light. And I went in there and I was. And I was engaging and I was curious, and I was asking them about their lives, and I was. We. Politics didn't come up. And it was fun. And I was chasing the kids around and, you know, I'm visiting and all these things, and. And there was even a moment. I don't know if I'm gonna. I don't know if I'm gonna share this or not. So this might make it in.
Louie
Or not.
Michael
If you're hearing this. I made it in.
Louie
The President showed up. Fuck those kids.
Michael
Those kids. Can you imagine? I'm sure you can. He's in a lot of files. There was a moment after the Charlie Kirk drama that had happened. It had happened because.
Louie
My curly. Charlie Kirk drama. You're referring to the world event of his murder.
Michael
No, I'm talking about my personal family drama with the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Louie
I'm. The timeline.
Michael
Yes.
Louie
Is after he was murdered or.
Michael
Yes.
Louie
Okay, got it.
Michael
Yeah. Yeah. What had happened was I had posted. I had re. I had shared something.
Louie
In hindsight, shouldn't have shared it.
Michael
Oh, no, it was fine. Okie dokie, I'll share it right now. It just. It was the thought of directly quoting somebody after they die is not bashing them. That's what I shared.
Louie
I see no problem.
Michael
I also. It wasn't like picking us. It wasn't, you know. Yeah. Doing whatever. Yeah. I felt like it was pretty neutral. I'm trying to decide how much drama
Louie
I want to air. Just do it.
Michael
So somebody had seen it.
Louie
One of those people.
Michael
One of the people involved had seen it and had told the others, and then it was a problem. And then it was like a big. Big conversations were had for a couple weeks after that.
Louie
Yeah. Meanwhile, the President's, the kids.
Michael
I can't stress this enough, so I decided on a morning walk one day. I thought, I'm. I'm just Gonna block that person. This person and I have had friction here and there throughout the time that I've known them. And this was like, one of those moments where I was like,
Louie
what?
Michael
Why. Why am I. Why do I continue to engage with. You know what I mean?
Louie
Like, yeah, which kid was.
Michael
It wasn't the kids.
Louie
Oh, so they were getting.
Michael
They were too busy getting. Allegedly. By the president. Have to say, allegedly.
Louie
A lot of people wrote about it.
Michael
This is a public forum. I'm covering my ass. Allegedly.
Louie
I he. Them.
Michael
Anyways, this person was there on my visit, and they were not present for most of my visit. They. And I didn't. I struggle with it at first. About, like, is this on purpose? Is this trying to avoid me? Are they upset with me or. And then I had about two hours into that. I was like, not even that long. Maybe about an hour into that, I was like, hey, that doesn't matter. That does not matter. That has nothing to do with me. That doesn't belong to me. If they're upset with me and we can talk about it, but they don't want to talk about it.
Louie
Great.
Michael
You don't want to engage with me or engage with the family while I'm here. Whatever. You got it. That has nothing to do with me. That does not belong to me. And had a great day. And as I was leaving, I was a little overwhelmed with. I had all these feelings come up. I had really enjoyed seeing them, and I really missed them, and we had these great moments together. And. It was just a week after you and I had had the conversation about, like, you know, nobody needs me and nobody would care if I was here or not. You know, those kind of feelings are rising up again and things like that and leaving their house. I started crying because I'm a crier and I'm overwhelmed with all these emotions and. Yeah, just the feeling of, like. Yeah, we might not always agree with each other or they might think of me in certain ways or whatever, but, like, there's love there, and these people would care if I wasn't here.
Louie
Do they need you?
Michael
I don't know if need is in there. Yeah.
Louie
Because it doesn't fucking matter if somebody needs you. I'm so sorry. Please continue. I interrupted you because of my own problems.
Michael
Hey, you know what?
Louie
You're right.
Michael
Nobody needs me. I'll be leaving now. Yeah, It was overwhelming.
Louie
You know how I keep telling you I'm doing a psychology class? Doing it.
Michael
I. Okay. Are you really.
Louie
I'm really doing it, dude. Our new sponsor, Southern New Hampshire University.
Michael
Some classes, bro. Oh, you fancy now, bruh.
Louie
I'm out here.
Michael
He. He's a schoolboy.
Louie
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Michael
I mean, I love to learn.
Louie
Ah, God, he's never learned.
Michael
I need to do it more officially.
Louie
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Michael
And then I was also thinking, like, the next day, I'm replaying the day, you know, and, like, all this stuff, and I. I've put on a little weight and this and that, and I was thinking like, oh, I wonder if they are talking about that. If they're like, oh, man, Michael got fat. Or, you know, your deal here. I'm getting somewhere. Yeah, like, all these things go through your head about, like, yeah, he got big. Or like, what's he doing? Or look at the. Because they. One of them brought up my tattoo, my new tattoo on my hand, you know, and then. So what's. He's covered in tattoo and, like, all these things. And I had to stop myself. And this is new. I stopped myself and I really. I like, reminded myself, like, whatever they think is none of my business. And we've talked about that a little bit before, but that reminder of, like, what other people think about you is none of your business. And I have to remind myself that all the time. And that came in so handy in that moment because I was spiraling about, like, oh, I know.
Louie
They.
Michael
They're talking about. Yeah, look at. He's bald now. It's like his dad. And my God. Hey, whatever they're saying, let them yap, dude. That's none of my business.
Louie
Why do you assume that's what they're saying?
Michael
Why wouldn't that be what they're saying? I have put on weight. I am shaving my head now, and I look like my dad. I do have A new tattoo that I know they don't like tattoos, so why wouldn't that be what they're talking about?
Louie
Because their entire lives aren't about you.
Michael
Yes, but I came to visit. It's a new thing in their world that's happening other than pickleball and whatever their lunchables that they're doing on the daily. So of course it's an event. So of course they're gonna be like,
Louie
God, you're so close. Oh, you're so close.
Michael
What?
Louie
You got emotional because. Oh, they. They would care.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
You know, as soon as I left, they were talking me. I know. Why can't you just let them love you? I. I am.
Michael
That's the whole point of this.
Louie
Hey, that. No, I don't believe. So why do you have to ruin it?
Michael
I'm trying not to ruin it. I'm trying to remind myself that, like, what you're reminding yourself don't have those thoughts at all.
Louie
I can't.
Michael
I can't operate like that.
Louie
Okay.
Michael
I'm always going to have those thoughts. Whether I let them continue or not is the change. I'm always going to have those thoughts. You don't ever have those thoughts.
Louie
Yeah, but only with people that I know. That's how they are. I just don't want to.
Michael
Like, okay, you're somebody who. Whose weight fluctuates. Right. Let's say you see an old friend.
Louie
What the fuck does that mean? I'm just kidding you.
Michael
And I.
Louie
Did you think I was mad?
Michael
No. I looked so deflated and I was like, come on.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
So you see an old friend that you haven't seen, and let's say this is one of those times where the weight is up.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
And the last time the weight was down when you saw them, you don't ever have a thought. Like, now I bet they think, like, Louie's back up there.
Louie
It would depend. If I know they're a person that is, like, into appearance or into judge or things like that, I'd be like, I know that's what they think.
Michael
See, for me, you can stop there. I know that they're a person.
Louie
Right. Why do you think everyone's such a piece of judgmental piece of shit?
Michael
I don't know, because I've been judged a lot, so I don't know. Well, I think.
Louie
Hey, hey, real quick. Have you. Or do you just assume you have?
Michael
I have and I assume.
Louie
Stop assuming. Hey. You don't fucking know how it's going to go or what they're going to say or what they think. Give them some credit. You had a great visit. Wow. Maybe they don't hate me.
Michael
They cannot hate me and also be like, oh, you got fat.
Louie
They can.
Michael
They can. Multiple.
Louie
Okay, well. Okay, Multiple truths. You have gained weight.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
And if they notice you've gained weight, what's the problem?
Michael
Okay, now see, that's logical. And I'm emotional.
Louie
I know, but I'm asking, what's the emotional problem?
Michael
The emotional problem?
Louie
You being seen.
Michael
Shame. Oh, shame. Shame.
Louie
Yeah, shame. So your shame is just projecting on other people. So rather than you being like, I gained some weight, you can be like, ah, they think I gained some weight.
Michael
Hey, I said, yeah, that I stopped the thoughts.
Louie
Huh? It sounds like you did a good job. You
Michael
can fuck off.
Louie
What? I just said you did a good job.
Michael
This is improvement for me.
Louie
I'm going to keep these rolling after you leave and I'm going to tell them what I really think. And you can guess. You can guess. You can see if you can guess what I'm going to say.
Michael
Why are you like this?
Louie
Why? Like what? Why honest with you? Because that's what you need. And you know what? Because I'm a good friend, you piece of.
Michael
Okay, what if.
Louie
Why wouldn't they be saying that?
Michael
What if I do know that they're a gossip?
Louie
That's not gossip. No one cares how much you weigh. Nobody gives a.
Michael
My family. They do.
Louie
Just your mom. It's.
Michael
No, that's not true.
Louie
Yeah, that's not true. Not everyone is reporting on everybody else because looking inward is so scary. Yeah, bro, It's such a great time. I was. Oh, these people would care. You know what they were saying, don't you?
Michael
These people care about my fat ass.
Louie
Jesus Christ. You can't just let yourself enjoy your family.
Michael
I did. I said I stopped the thoughts.
Louie
Good job. Thank you. Perfect.
Michael
Thank you.
Louie
You're so good at it.
Michael
Well, not perfect.
Louie
Why wouldn't they be thinking it?
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
Damn.
Michael
Yeah.
Louie
And then what? Oh, God.
Michael
I've been trying this new thing I was implementing on the tour. It is. Well, there's two things and I don't know. I don't know if I'm gonna talk about both, but the one that's been really helping me is this phrase I've been saying over and over, which is, slow down. You're missing it. Because I. Like you mentioned earlier about, like, just rushing to the next thing or getting through something. Like. Yeah, I'm missing a lot of life and a lot of moments because I'm Just jumping to the next thing or I'm just in such a rush and I have to sometimes out loud tell myself, slow down, you're missing it.
Louie
How do you find that to be different from nowhere to be nothing to do, nothing together?
Michael
Time versus gratitude.
Louie
I don't understand.
Michael
So nothing to do, nowhere to be nothing or nowhere to be? Nowhere to be, nothing to gather.
Louie
It doesn't matter.
Michael
Whatever. Yeah, that's about time. That's about. Okay. Spending time, like on hikes or this or that. Slow down, you're missing it. Is about gratitude. Slow down, you're missing it is. I was. This just happened last night. I took my motorcycle out. It just happened to be near sunset. I didn't realize the timing. And on my way home, I was like rushing to get back. And on my way home, I'm witnessing this beautiful sunset come down behind the mountains.
Louie
I'm.
Michael
I'm just happen to be driving towards it and I'm flying and I'm trying to look at the sunset and I'm trying to do both things. And I had thought to myself, hey, slow down, you're missing it. And so, yeah, it was a reminder of, like, this is what it's about, this moment, this riding in the sunset and seeing this beautiful view and everything. And so I did. I. I literally slowed down and like, embraced the motorcycle ride instead of continuing on my path.
Louie
What was the rush?
Michael
Just I'd been out for a minute and was trying to get home for no reason.
Louie
Yeah, okay. Just.
Michael
You know what I mean? Like, you're like, I'm going home now. So you're just like a great example of. This is like years and years ago,
Louie
my buddy and I just say, example.
Michael
Ah, I want to be a cunt.
Louie
Here's a. Here's a phenomenal analysis. I'm gonna present. Oh, my God.
Michael
Raise your hand if you're a cunt. Raise it. That's you.
Louie
I'll raise two of them, bro. I think I give a bro. I got my toes up. All right, give me this great example.
Michael
Years and years ago, I was in Washington, D.C. with my buddy. We both had never been before.
Louie
You were at that Charlie Kirk event.
Michael
No, no, this is years and years and years ago. Oh, this was.
Louie
Yeah. Who was?
Michael
President Obama.
Louie
Okay.
Michael
The second time.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
Also I saw a bumper sticker in Florida that said, Trump 2024, the revenge tour.
Louie
Oh, yeah. Jesus Christ.
Michael
I never wanted to piss on a car somewhere. So I'm in dc, I'm with my buddy. We both have never been before, and we're going to a museum from a different museum. And we're walking down the street and I'm booking it because that's the way I move through the city. I'm just booking it. And he is behind me like 20ft and I keep losing him and he keeps stopping. And at one point I look back and he's just staring at these steps. And I was like, what the. And I'm like, so he catches up. And I was like, buddy, what are you doing? And he's like, those steps back there, because I was looking at him. They. They're all. They were all like hand handmade. Like each tile was different and each tile had been placed there from a different artist. And like each step was this. I was like, really? He's like, yeah. He's like, you didn't notice that? I was like, no. There were multiple times on that trip where I would just catch him staring at something or looking at the details and stuff. And I'm in such a rush to get from A to B and he's getting lost in these details.
Louie
He. Well, he's being present.
Michael
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Louie
Well, yeah.
Michael
I mean, this dude's looking at, you know, what's it called? The stuff around the door. And I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, this is handcrafted. This is like over 100 years old.
Louie
I'm like. And you're like, I have nowhere to be. Can we please hurry?
Michael
Exactly. But yeah, slow down. You're missing it.
Louie
Yeah.
Michael
You know, the gratitude of the via being present, experiencing those things.
Louie
Not a great example. And we know that. Jesus, that's a bear. It's not.
Michael
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Air Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: Louie Paoletti & Michael Malone
In this episode, Louie and Michael dig into Louie’s digital detox—his journey abandoning his iPhone, Bluetooth, and branded goods—and how this approach is shaking up his daily life, mental health, and sense of presence. The duo riff with their usual blend of humor and honesty on the discomfort, benefits, and existential angst that comes with unplugging. The episode also explores Michael’s family visit, feelings around being judged, and strategies to slow down and embrace life’s details. Themes of intentionality, vulnerability, and discomfort in growth run throughout, all delivered in the show’s trademark banter.
Giving up the Gold Chain, Branded Clothes, and Digital Conveniences
Ditching the iPhone for a Light Phone
Going Off Bluetooth and Convenience Tech
The Struggle & The Purpose
"Without filling my day with those, like googling a thought or shopping or scrolling...one day feels like three, I'll tell you that much."
— Louie (14:13)
“Putting yourself into a search and you don’t know what you’re searching for is...I’m consistently setting myself up for failure and disappointment.”
— Louie (23:31)
Reconciling with Family Who Disagree Politically
Feelings of Shame and Fear of Being Judged
"You can't just let them love you." — Louie (43:41)
"Why do you think everyone is such a judgmental piece of shit?" — Louie (45:21)
"Hey, you don’t fucking know how it’s going to go or what they’re going to say or what they think. Give them some credit. You had a great visit. Wow. Maybe they don’t hate me." — Louie (46:00)
Michael shares a personal mantra: “Slow down, you’re missing it,” using it as a reminder to savor moments rather than rushing.
They discuss the difference between intentional time (“nowhere to be, nothing to do”) and gratitude-driven presence (“slow down, you’re missing it”).
Michael’s story of his friend in D.C. stopping to admire museum steps highlights the art of noticing details and appreciating the present.
"It was a reminder of, like, this is what it’s about, this moment...and so I did. I literally slowed down and embraced the motorcycle ride instead of continuing on my path.”
— Michael (51:14)
This episode captures the comedy and vulnerability of Secondhand Therapy’s approach to mental health. Louie’s digital detox is as much an experiment in discomfort as it is an attempt to reclaim control, and Michael’s family story underscores the tension (and necessity) of staying present with loved ones despite all inner noise. The takeaways: Presence requires intention and discomfort is often a prerequisite for growth—but, as both hosts show, humor makes it a little more bearable.