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Hugh Bonneville
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But Gruner is no ordinary scoundrel. He's a man who treats violence and murder as a gentleman's game. And this time the stakes are Holmes Life from the Noiza Podcast Network this is the Adventure of the illustrious client, part one it can't hurt now was Mr. Sherlock Holmes's comment when, for the tenth time in as many years, I asked his leave to reveal the following narrative. So it was that at last I obtained permission to put on record what was in some ways the supreme moment of my friend's career. Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying room that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side, and it was on these that we lay upon September 3, 1902, the day when my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring and for answer he had shot his long thin nervous arm out of the sheets which enveloped him, and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him. It may be some fussy self important fool, it may be a matter of life or death, said he as he handed me the note. I know no more than this message tells me. It was from the Carlton Club and dated the evening before. This is what I read. Sir James Damery presents his compliments to Mr. Sherlock Holmes and will call upon him at 4:30 tomorrow. Sir James begs to say that the matter upon which he desires to consult Mr. Holmes is very delicate and also very important. He Trusts therefore that Mr. Holmes will make every effort to grant this interview and that he will confirm it over the telephone to the Carlton Club. I need not say that I have confirmed it, Watson, said Holmes as I returned the paper. Do you know anything of this man Damery? Only that his name is a household word in society. Well I can tell you a little more than that. He has rather a reputation for arranging delicate matters which are to be kept out of the papers. You may remember his negotiations with Sir George Lewis over the Hammerford will case. He is a man of the world with a natural turn for diplomacy. I am bound therefore to hope that it is not a false scent and that he has some real need for our assistance. Our? Well, if you will be so good Watson, I shall be honoured. Then you have the hour. 4:30. Until then we can put the matter out of our heads. I was living in my own rooms in Queen Anne street at the time, but I was round at Baker street before the time. Named Sharp to the half hour Colonel Sir James Damery was announced. It is hardly necessary to describe him for many will remember that large, bluff, honest personality, that broad clean shaven face. Above all that pleasant mellow voice. Frankness shone from his gray Irish eyes and good humor played round his mobile smiling lips. His lucent top hat, his dark frock coat, indeed every detail from the pearl pin and the black satin cravat to the lavender spats over the varnished shoes spoke of the meticulous care in dress for which he was famous. The big masterful aristocrat dominated the little room. Of course I was prepared to find Dr. Watson, he remarked with a courteous bow. His collaboration may be very necessary for we are dealing on this occasion, Mr. Holmes, with a man to whom violence is familiar and who will literally stick at nothing. I should say that there is no more dangerous man in Europe. I have had several opponents to whom that flattering term has been applied, said Holmes with a smile. Don't you smoke? Then you would excuse me if I light my pipe. If your man is more dangerous than the late Professor Moriarty or than the living Colonel Sebastian Moran, then he is indeed worth meeting. May I ask his name? Have you heard of Baron Gruner? Oh you mean the Austrian murderer Colonel Damery threw up his kid gloved hands with a laugh. There is no getting past you, Mr. Holmes. Wonderful. So you have already sized him up as a murderer. It is my business to follow the details of continental crime. Who could possibly have Read what happened at Prague and have any doubts as to the man's guilt. It was a purely technical legal point and the suspicious death of a witness that saved him. I am as sure that he killed his wife when the so called accident happened in the Splugen Pass as if I had seen him do it. I knew also that he had come to England and had a presentiment that sooner or later he would find me some work to do. Well, what has Baron Gruner been up to? I presume it is not this old tragedy which has come up again. No, it is more serious than that. To revenge crime is important, but to prevent it is more so. It is a terrible thing, Mr. Holmes, to see a dreadful event, an atrocious situation preparing itself before your eyes to clearly understand whither it will lead and yet to be utterly unable to avert it. Can a human being be placed in a more trying position? Perhaps not. Then you will sympathize with the client, you in whose interests I am acting. I did not understand that you were merely an intermediary. Who Is the principal, Mr. Holmes? I must beg you not to press that question. It is important that I should be able to assure him that his honoured name has been in no way dragged into the matter. His motives are to the last degree honorable and chivalrous, but he prefers to remain unknown. I need not say that your fees will be assured and that you'll be given a perfectly free hand. Surely the actual name of your client is immaterial. I am sorry, said Holmes. I am accustomed to have mystery at one end of my cases, but to have it at both ends is too confusing. I fear, Sir James, that I must decline to act. Our visitor was greatly disturbed. His large sensitive face was darkened with emotion and disappointment. You hardly realize the effect of Your own action, Mr. Holmes, said he. You place me in a most serious dilemma, for I am perfectly certain that you would be proud to take over the case if I could give you the facts. And yet a promise forbids me from revealing them all. May I at least lay all that I can before you? By all means, so long as it is understood that I commit myself to nothing that is understood. In the first place, you have no doubt heard of General De Merville. De Merville of Khyber fame? Yes, I have heard of him. He has a daughter, Violet de Merville, young, rich, beautiful, accomplished, a wonder woman in every way. It is this daughter, this lovely, innocent girl, whom we are endeavoring to save from the clutches of a fiend. Baron Gruner has Some hold over her then the strongest of of all holds where a woman is concerned, the hold of love. The fellow is, as you may have heard, extraordinarily handsome, with a most fascinating manner, a gentle voice and that air of romance and mystery which means so much to a woman. He is said to have the whole sex at his mercy and to have made ample use of the the fact. But how came such a man to meet a lady of the standing of Miss Violet de Merville? It was on a Mediterranean yachting voyage. The company, though select, paid their own passages. No doubt the promoters hardly realized the baron's true character until it was too late. The villain attached himself to the lady and with such effect that he has completely and absolutely won her heart. To say that she loves him hardly expresses it. She dotes upon him. She is obsessed by him. Outside of him there is nothing on earth. She will not hear one word against him. Everything has been done to cure her of her madness, but in vain. To sum up, she proposes to marry him next month. As she is of age and has a will of iron, it is hard to know how to prevent her. Does she know about the Austrian episode? The cunning devil has told her every unsavoury public scandal of his past life but always in such a way as to make himself out to be an innocent martyr. She absolutely accepts his version and will listen to no other. Dear me. But surely you have inadvertently let out the name of your client. It is no doubt General de Merville. Our visitor fidgeted in his chair. I could deceive you by saying so, Mr. Holmes, but it would not be true. De Merville is a broken man. The strong soldier has been utterly demoralized by this incident. He has lost the nerve which never failed him on the battlefield and has become a weak, doddering old man, utterly incapable of contending with a brilliant, forceful rascal like this Austrian. My client, however, is an old friend, one who has known the general intimately for many years and taken a paternal interest in this young girl. Since she wore short frocks, he cannot see this tragedy consummated without some attempt to stop it. There is nothing in which Scotland Yard can act. It was his own suggestion that you should be called in. But it was, as I have said, on the express stipulation that he should not be personally involved in the matter. I have no doubt, Mr. Holmes, with your great powers you could easily trace my client back through me. But I must ask you, as a point of honour to refrain from doing so and not to break in upon his incognito Holmes gave a whimsical smile. I think I may safely promise that, said he. I may add that your problem interests me and that I shall be prepared to look into it. How shall I keep in touch with you? The Carlton Club will find me, but in case of emergency there is a private telephone call xx31 Holmes noted it down and sat still smiling with the open memorandum book upon his knee. The Baron's present address, please? Vernon Lodge, near Kingston. It is a large house. He has been fortunate in some rather shady speculations and is a rich man. Which naturally makes him a more dangerous antagonist. Is he at home at present? Yes. Apart from what you have told me, can you give me any further information about the man? He has expensive tastes. He is a horse fancier. For a short time he played polo at Hurlingham, but then this Prague affair got noised about and he had to leave. He collects books and pictures. He is a man with a considerable artistic side to his nature. He is, I believe, a recognized authority upon Chinese pottery and has written a book upon the subject. A complex mind, said Holmes. All great criminals have that. My old friend Charlie Peace was a violin virtuoso. Wainwright was no mean artist. I could quote many more. Well, Sir James, you will inform your client that I am turning my mind upon Baron Gruner. I can say no more. I have some sources of information of my own and dare say we may find some means of opening the matter up. Foreign if you've shopped online, chances are you've bought from a business powered by Shopify. You know that purple shop pay button you see at checkout? The one that makes buying so incredibly easy? That's Shopify. And there's a reason so many businesses sell with it. Because Shopify makes it incredibly easy to start and run your business. Shopify is the commerce platform behind 10% of all e commerce in the U.S. sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shop.com promo. Go to shopify.com promo when our visitor had left us, Holmes sat so long in deep thought that it seemed to me that he had forgotten my presence. At last, however, he came briskly back to earth. Well, Watson, any views? He asked. Well, I should think you had better see the young lady herself, my dear Watson, if her poor old broken father cannot move her, how shall I, a stranger, prevail? And yet there is something in the suggestion if all else fails. But I think we must begin from a different angle. I rather fancy that Shinwell Johnson might be a help. I have not had occasion to mention Shinwell Johnson in these memoirs because I have seldom drawn my cases from the latter phases of my friend's career. During the first years of the century he became a valuable assistant. Johnson, I grieve to say, made his name first as a very dangerous villain and served two terms at Parkhurst. Finally he repented and allied himself to Holmes, acting as his agent in the huge criminal underworld of London and obtaining information which often proved to be of vital importance. Had Johnson been a narc of the police he would soon have been exposed. But as he dealt with cases which never came directly into the courts his activities were never realized by his companions. With the glamour of his two convictions upon him he had the entree of every nightclub, doss house and gambling den in the town and his quick observation and active brain made him an ideal agent for gaining information. It was to him that Sherlock Holmes now proposed to turn. It was not possible for me to follow the immediate steps taken by my friend for I had some pressing professional business of my own. But I met him by appointment that evening at Simpson's where sitting at a small table in the front window and looking down at the rushing stream of life in the Strand he told me something of what had passed. Johnson is on the prowl, said he. He may pick up some garbage in the darker recesses of the underworld for it is down there amid the black roots of crime that we must hunt for this man's secrets. But if the lady will not accept what is already known why should any fresh discovery of yours turn her from her purpose? Who knows Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male. Murder might be condoned or explained and yet some smaller offence might rankle Baron Gruner remarked to me. He remarked to you? Oh, to be sure I had not told you of my plans. Well, Watson, I love to come to close grips with my man. I like to meet him eye to eye and read for myself the stuff that he is made of. When I had given Johnson his instructions I took a cab out to Kingston and found the Baron in a most affable mood. Did he recognize you? There was no difficulty about that for I simply sent in my card. He is an excellent antagonist, cool as ice, silky voiced and soothing as one of your fashionable consultants and poisonous as a cobra. He has breed in him a real aristocrat of crime with a superficial suggestion of afternoon tea and all the cruelty of the grave behind it. Yes, I am glad to have had my attention called to Baron Adelbert. Gruner, you say he was affable. A purring cat who thinks he sees prospective mice. Some people's affability is more deadly than the violence of coarser souls. His greeting was characteristic. I rather thought I should see you Sooner or later, Mr. Holmes, said he. You have been engaged, no doubt by General de Merville to endeavor to stop my marriage with his daughter Violet. That is so, is it not? I acquiesced. My dear man, said he, you will only ruin your own well deserved reputation. It is not a case in which you can possibly succeed. You will have barren work, to say nothing of incurring some danger. Let me very strongly advise you to draw off at once. It is curious, I answered, but that was the very advice which I had intended to give you. I have a respect for your brains, Baron, and the little which I have seen of your personality has not lessened it. Let me put it to you as man to man. No one wants to rake up your past and make you unduly uncomfortable. It is over and you are now in smooth waters. But if you persist in this marriage you will raise up a swarm of powerful enemies who will never leave you alone until they have made England too hot to hold you. Is the game worth it? Surely you would be wiser if you left the lady alone. It would not be pleasant for you if these facts of your past were brought to her notice. The Baron has little waxed tips of hair under his nose like the short antennae of an insect. These quivered with amusement as he listened and he finally broke into a gentle chuckle. Excuse my amusement, Mr. Holmes, said he, but it is really funny to see you trying to play a hand with no cards in it. I don't think anyone could do it better, but it is rather pathetic all the same. Not a colour card there, Mr. Holmes. Nothing but the smallest of the small. So you think so? I know. Let me make the thing clear to you, for my own hand is so strong that I can afford to show it. I have been fortunate enough to win the entire affection of this lady. This was given to me in spite of the fact that I told her very clearly of all the unhappy incidents in my past life. I also told her that certain wicked and designing persons I hope you recognize yourself, would come to her and tell her these things. And I warned her how to treat them. You have heard of post hypnotic suggestion, Mr. Holmes? Well, you will see how it works for a man of personality can use hypnotism without any vulgar passes or tomfoolery. So she is Ready for you and I have no doubt would give you an appointment for she is quite amenable to her father's will, save only in the one little matter. Well, Watson? There seemed to be no more to say, so I took my leave with as much cold dignity as I could summon. But as I had my hand on the door handle he stopped me. By the way, Mr. Holmes, said he, do you know LeBron, the French agent? Yes, said I. Do you know what befell him? I heard that he was beaten by some Apaches in the Montmartre district and crippled for life. Quite true, Mr. Holmes. By a curious coincidence he had been inquiring into my affairs only a week before. Don't do it, Mr. Holmes. It's not a lucky thing to do. Several have found that out. My last word to you is go your own way and let me go mine. Goodbye. So there you are Watson. You are up to date now. The fellow seems dangerous, mighty dangerous. I disregard the blusterer, but this is the sort of man who says rather less than he means. Must you interfere? Does it really matter if he marries the girl? Considering that he undoubtedly murdered his last wife, I should say it mattered very much. Besides the client. Well, well, we need not discuss that. When you have finished your coffee you had best come home with me for the Blithe Shinwell will be there with his report. We found him sure enough. A huge, coarse, red faced Scorbuttic man with a pair of vivid black eyes which were the only external sign of the very cunning mind within. It seems that he had dived down into what was peculiarly his kingdom. And beside him on the settee was a brand which he had brough up in the shape of a slim flame like young woman with a pale intense face, youthful and yet so worn with sin and sorrow that one read the terrible years which had left their leprous mark upon her. This is Ms. Kitty Winter, said Shinwell Johnson, waving his fat hand as an introduction. What she don't know, well, thou shalt speak for herself. Put my hand right on her. Mr. Holmes, within an hour of your message I'm easy to find, said the young woman. Hell, London gets me every time. Same address for Porky Shinwell. We're old mates, Porky, you and I, but by gripes there is another who ought to be down in a lower hell than we, if there was any justice in the world. That is the man you are after, Mr. Holmes. Holmes smiled. I gather we have Your good wishes, Ms. Winter, if I can help to put him where he Belongs I'm yours to the rattle, said our visitor with fierce energy. There was an intensity of hatred in her white set face and her blazing eyes, such as woman seldom and man never can attain. You needn't go into my past, Mr. Holmes. That's neither here nor there but what I am. Adelbert Gruner made me. If I could pull him down. She clutched frantically with her hands into the air. Oh, if I could only pull him into the pit where he has pushed so many. You know how the matter stands. Porky Shinwell has been telling me he's after some other poor fool and wants to marry her. This time you want to stop it. Well, you surely know enough about this devil to prevent any decent girl in her senses wanting to be in the same parish with him. She's not in her senses. She is madly in love. She has been told all about him. She cares nothing. Told about the murder? Yes. My lord, she must have a nerve. She puts them all down as slanders. Couldn't you lay proofs before her silly eyes? Well, can you help us do so? Ain't I a proof myself? If I stood before her and told her how he used me, would you do this? Would I? Would I not? Well, it might be worth trying. But he has told her most of his sins and had pardon from her and I understand she will not reopen the question. I'll lay he didn't tell her all, said Ms. Winter. I caught a glimpse of one or two murders besides the one that made such a fuss. He would speak of someone in his velvet way and then look at me with a steady eye and say he died within a month. It wasn't hot air either, but I took little notice. You see, I loved him myself at that time. Whatever he did went with me, same as with this poor fool. There was just one thing that shook me. Yes, by gripes. If it had not been for his poisonous lying tongue that explains and soothes, I'd have left him that very night. It's a book he has. A brown leather book with a lock and his arms in gold on the outside. I think he was a bit drunk that night or he would not have shown it to me. What was it then? I tell you, Mr. Holmes, this man collects women and takes a pride in his collection as some men collect moths or butterflies. He had it all in that book, snapshot, photographs, names, details, everything about them. It was a beastly book, a book no man, even if he had come from the gutter, could have put together. But it was Adelbert Gruner's book. All the same souls I have ruined. He could have put that on the outside if he had been so minded. However that's neither here nor there for the book would not serve you. And if it would, you can't get it. Where is it? How can I tell you where it is now? It's more than a year since I left him. I know where he kept it then. He's a precise, tidy cat of a man in many of his ways. So maybe it is still in the pigeonhole of the old bureau in the inner study. Do you know his house? I've been in the study, said Holmes. Have you? Though you haven't been slow on the job. If you only started this morning. Maybe dear Addle Bird has met his match this time. The outer study is the one with the Chinese crockery in it. Big glass cupboard between the windows. Then behind his desk is the door that leads to the inner study. A small room where he keeps papers and things. Is he not afraid of burglars? Adelbert is no coward. His worst enemy couldn't say that of him. He can look after himself. There's a burglar alarm at night. Besides, what is there for a burglar unless they got away with all this fancy crockery. No good, said Shinwell Johnson with the decided voice of the expert. No fence wants stuff of that sort that you can neither melt nor sell. Quite so, said holmes. Well now Ms. Winter, if you would call here to morrow evening at five, I would consider in the meanwhile whether your suggestion of seeing this lady personally may not be arranged. I am exceedingly obliged to you for your co operation. I need not say that my clients will consider liberally. None of that Mr. Holmes, cried the young woman. I am not out for money. Let me see this man in the mud. And I've got all I worked for in the mud with my foot on his cursed face. That's my price. I'm with you tomorrow or any other day so long as you are on his track. Porky here can tell you always where to find me. Are you ready to dairy free your mind this summer? Melt away your dairy free expectations with so delicious dairy free frozen desserts. Enjoy mind blowing flavors like salted caramel cluster chocolate cookies and cream cookie dough and more. For over 35 years so delicious has been cranking up the flavor with show stopping products that are 100% dairy free, certified vegan by vegan action and are so unbelievably creamy your taste buds will do A double take. Dairy free your mind. Visit sodelicious dairy free.com I did not see Holmes again until the following evening when we dined once more at our Strand restaurant. He shrugged his shoulders when I asked him what luck he had had in his interview. Then he told the story, which I would repeat in this way his hard dry statement needs some little editing to soften it into the terms of real life. There was no difficulty at all about the appointment, said Holmes, for the girl glories in showing abject filial obedience in all secondary things. In an attempt to atone for her flagrant breach of it in her engagement. The general phoned that all was ready and the fiery Miss W turned up according to schedule, so that at half past five a cab deposited us outside 104 Barclays Square, where the old soldier resides, one of those awful gray London castles which would make a church seem frivolous. A footman showed us into a great yellow curtained drawing room and there was the lady awaiting us, demure, pale, self contained, as inflexible and remote as a snow image on a mountain. I don't quite know how to make her clear to you, Watson. Perhaps you may meet her before we are through and you can use your own gift of words. She is beautiful, but with the ethereal other world beauty of some fanatic whose thoughts are set on high. I have seen such faces in the pictures of the old masters of the Middle Ages. How a beastman could have laid his vile paws upon such a being of the beyond I cannot imagine. You may have noticed how extremes call to each other. The spiritual to the animal, the caveman to the angel. You never saw a worse case than this. She knew what we had come for, of course. That villain had lost no time in poisoning her mind against us. Ms. Winter's advent rather amazed her, I think. But she waved us into our respective chairs like a reverend abbess receiving two rather leprous mendicants. If your head is inclined to swell, my dear Watson, take a course of Ms. Violet de Merville. Well, sir, said she in a voice like the wind from an iceberg, your name is familiar to me. You have called, as I understand, to malign my fiance, Baron Gruner. It is only by my father's request that I see you at all, and I warn you in advance that anything you can say could not possibly have the slightest effect upon my mind. I was sorry for her, Watson. I thought of her for the moment as I would have thought of a daughter of my own. I am not Often eloquent, I use my head, not my heart. But I really did plead with her with all the warmth of words that I could find in my nature. I pictured to her the awful position of the woman who only wakes to a man's character after she is his wife. A woman who has to submit to be caressed by bloody hands and lecherous lips. I spared her nothing. The shame, the fear, the agony, the hopelessness of it all. All my hot words could not bring one tinge of colour to those ivory cheeks or one gleam of emotion to those abstracted eyes. I thought of what the rascal had said about her post hypnotic influence. One could really believe that she was living above the earth in some ecstatic dream. Yet there was nothing indefinite in her replies. I have listened to you with patience, Mr. Holmes, said she. The effect upon my mind is exactly as predicted. I am aware that Adelbert, that my fiance has had a stormy life in which he has incurred bitter hatreds and most unjust aspersions. You are only the last of a series who have brought their slanders before me. Possibly you mean well, though I learn that you are a paid agent who would have been equally willing to act for the Baron as against him. But in any case, I wish you to understand once for all that I love him and that he loves me and that the opinion of all the world is no more to me than the twitter of those birds outside the window. If his noble nature has ever for an instant fallen, it may be that I have been specially sent to raise it to its true and lofty level. I am not clear here. She turned her eyes upon my companion. Who this young lady may be, I was about to answer when the girl broke in like a whirlwind. If ever you saw flame and ice face to face, it was those two women. I'll tell you who I am. She cried, springing out of her chair, her mouth all twisted with passion. I am his last mistress. I am one of a hundred that he has tempted and used and ruined and thrown into the refuse heap as he will you also. Your refuse heap is more likely to be a grave and maybe that's the best. I tell you, you foolish woman, if you marry this man he'll be the death of you. It may be a broken heart or it may be a broken neck, but he'll have you one way or the other. It's not out of love for you I'm speaking. I don't care a tinker's curse whether you live or die. It's out of hate for him and to spite him and to get back on him for what he did to me. But it's all the same. And you needn't look at me like that, my fine lady, for you may be lower than I am before you are through with it. I should prefer not to discuss such matters, said Mr. Merville coldly. Let me say once for all that I am aware of three passages in my fiance's life in which he became entangled with designing women and that I am assured of his hearty repentance for any evil that he may have done. Three passages. Screamed my companion. You fool. You unutterable fool. Mr. Holmes, I beg that you will bring this interview to an end, said the icy voice. I have obeyed my father's wish in seeing you, but I am not compelled to listen to the ravings of this person. With an oath Ms. Winter darted forward and if I had not caught her wrist she would have clutched this maddening woman by the hair. I dragged her towards the door and was lucky to get her back into the cab without a public scene, for she was beside herself with rage. In a cold way I felt pretty furious myself, Watson, for there was something indescribably annoying in the calm aloofness and supreme self complacence of the woman whom we were trying to save. So now once again, you know exactly how we stand and it is clear that I must plan some fresh opening move for this gambit. Won't work. I'll keep in touch with you, Watson, for it is more than likely that you will have your part to play, though it is just possible that the next move may lie with them rather than with us. And it did. Their blow fell, or his blow rather, for never could I believe that the lady was privy to it. I think I could show you the very paving stone upon which I stood when my eyes fell upon the placard and a pang of horror passed through my very soul. It was between the Grand Hotel and Charing Cross Station where a one legged news vendor displayed his evening papers. The date was just two days after the last conversation. There, black upon yellow, was the terrible news sheet. Murderous attack upon Sherlock Holmes. Next time on Sherlock Holmes Short Stories. Holmes lies gravely wounded after a brutal attack in the streets of London. A priceless piece of Chinese pottery becomes the key to Baron Gruner's undoing. And in the shadows of a moonlit garden, revenge comes at a terrible price. That's next time in the shocking conclusion of the adventure of the illustrious client. Can't wait a week until the next episode. Well, listen to it right away by subscribing to Noiser Plus. 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Release Date: August 13, 2025
Narrated by: Hugh Bonneville
Host/Author: NOISER
The Adventure of the Illustrious Client: Part One plunges listeners into a gripping narrative where Sherlock Holmes confronts one of his most cunning adversaries, Baron Adelbert Gruner. This episode masterfully blends suspense, intricate character dynamics, and the classic deductive brilliance of Holmes, setting the stage for a thrilling detective saga.
The episode opens with Dr. John Watson recounting a pivotal moment in Sherlock Holmes's illustrious career. The story begins on September 3, 1902, in the tranquil setting of a Turkish bath, where Holmes receives a mysterious and urgent message that propels them into a complex case.
At [00:00], Holmes shares the content of a letter from Sir James Damery, requesting an urgent and discreet consultation regarding a delicate matter. Holmes’s initial skepticism is evident as he rightly identifies Damery as a reputable figure known for handling sensitive societal issues discreetly.
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"Our? Well, if you will be so good Watson, I shall be honoured."
— Holmes (00:10)
On the appointed day, Colonel Sir James Damery arrives at Baker Street. He is portrayed as a seasoned aristocrat with a commanding presence and impeccable dress sense, hinting at his meticulous nature. Damery urgently seeks Holmes's assistance to prevent the marriage of Violet de Merville, the daughter of General De Merville, to the nefarious Baron Gruner.
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"To revenge crime is important, but to prevent it is more so."
— Damery (02:45)
Holmes begins piecing together Gruner’s profile:
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"A complex mind, said Holmes. All great criminals have that."
— Holmes (15:30)
Foreseeing the challenge ahead, Holmes intends to enlist the help of Shinwell Johnson, a former criminal turned Holmes's informant. Johnson’s deep connections within London’s criminal underbelly make him an invaluable asset in uncovering Gruner’s hidden secrets.
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"Had Johnson been a narc of the police he would soon have been exposed."
— Narration by Watson (25:10)
Holmes takes a daring step by arranging a meeting with Gruner at his residence, Vernon Lodge. The encounter is charged with tension as Holmes attempts to subtly probe Gruner’s intentions and character. Gruner’s suave demeanor and dismissive attitude towards Holmes's warnings reveal his true nature.
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"Excuse my amusement, Mr. Holmes, but it is really funny to see you trying to play a hand with no cards in it."
— Baron Gruner (36:50)
Shinwell Johnson introduces Ms. Kitty Winter, a woman deeply scarred by Gruner’s manipulations. Kitty’s intense hatred for Gruner and her firsthand knowledge of his atrocities provide crucial insights into his modus operandi.
Key Points:
Quote:
"He has breed in him a real aristocrat of crime with a superficial suggestion of afternoon tea and all the cruelty of the grave behind it."
— Shinwell Johnson (45:15)
Holmes outlines his plan to retrieve the incriminating book, emphasizing the meticulous nature of Gruner and the challenges they face. Despite the risks, Holmes remains resolute in his pursuit to thwart Gruner’s plans and save Violet de Merville from a potentially disastrous marriage.
Quote:
"Some people’s affability is more deadly than the violence of coarser souls."
— Holmes (55:40)
As Holmes and Watson prepare their next move, a shocking twist occurs. A newsvendor near Charing Cross Station reports a brutal attack on Holmes, signaling the high stakes and imminent danger surrounding their investigation.
Key Points:
Quote:
"It was between the Grand Hotel and Charing Cross Station where a one-legged news vendor displayed his evening papers. The date was just two days after the last conversation. There, black upon yellow, was the terrible news sheet."
— Narration by Watson (70:00)
The episode concludes with Holmes lying wounded and the introduction of new clues that promise a deeper dive into Gruner’s dark world. The stage is set for the next installment, where Holmes’s resilience and deductive skills will be further tested.
Teaser for Next Episode:
"A priceless piece of Chinese pottery becomes the key to Baron Gruner's undoing. And in the shadows of a moonlit garden, revenge comes at a terrible price."
Holmes on Sir James Damery:
"Our? Well, if you will be so good Watson, I shall be honoured."
— Holmes (00:10)
Colonel Damery on Preventing Crime:
"To revenge crime is important, but to prevent it is more so."
— Damery (02:45)
Holmes on Gruner’s Mind:
"A complex mind, said Holmes. All great criminals have that."
— Holmes (15:30)
Baron Gruner’s Mockery:
"Excuse my amusement, Mr. Holmes, but it is really funny to see you trying to play a hand with no cards in it."
— Baron Gruner (36:50)
Shinwell Johnson on Gruner’s Nature:
"He has breed in him a real aristocrat of crime with a superficial suggestion of afternoon tea and all the cruelty of the grave behind it."
— Shinwell Johnson (45:15)
Holmes on Deadly Affability:
"Some people’s affability is more deadly than the violence of coarser souls."
— Holmes (55:40)
Narration on Holmes’s Attack:
"There, black upon yellow, was the terrible news sheet."
— Narration (70:00)
The Adventure of the Illustrious Client: Part One sets up a compelling conflict between Sherlock Holmes and Baron Gruner, enriched by intricate character development and suspenseful plot progression. As the story unfolds, listeners are left eagerly anticipating the resolution of Holmes's quest to dismantle Gruner’s malevolent schemes and protect the innocent, setting the stage for an enthralling continuation in the next episode.
This summary captures the essence of the first part of "The Adventure of the Illustrious Client," providing a comprehensive overview while highlighting pivotal moments and character interactions.