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Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club
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Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM
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Simon’s Phone Call Fail: Waking Up to a Screaming Daughter! 😴
May 300:03:42Tap to summarizeIn this hilarious clip from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club, Simon reveals a moment of peak "Dad exhaustion." While catching up with one of his daughters over the phone, the silence on his end wasn't a deep thought—it was a deep sleep! Hear the full story of how he drifted off mid-conversation and the exact moment he was jolted awake by his daughter yelling down the line to see if he was still alive. It’s a relatable, laugh-out-loud reminder that no matter how much you love your kids, sometimes the 6:15 AM radio life catches up with you!
Transcribe →🎟️ The School Ball Ticket Scandal: How Much Is Too Much?
May 300:06:31Tap to summarizeSchool ball season is officially here, but the price of admission is causing a stir. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the soaring costs of tickets, the "hidden" extras, and the pressure on parents to make it the perfect night. Is it a rite of passage or just a massive rip-off? We hear your feedback and the team’s own school ball memories (the good, the bad, and the awkward). Inside this clip: The shock price tag on this year's tickets. Why "pre-balls" are becoming more expensive than the main event. Si and Lana’s verdict on the "Ball-flation" trend.
Transcribe →Si & Lana Best of the Week Sun 3 May 26 🏆
May 200:45:22Tap to summarizeRelive the absolute best moments from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club in this massive weekly wrap-up. We dive deep into the stories that had New Zealand talking, from high-stakes reality TV drama to the relatable chaos of everyday life. This episode features the exclusive, unfiltered interview with radio legend Polly Gillespie following her shock exit from Celebrity Treasure Island, where she reveals the truth behind that heartbreaking injury. The team also tackles the rising "Ball-flation" hitting Kiwi parents, the bizarre neighborhood drama of Si’s snail rescue mission, and a nostalgic trip down memory lane that turns into a retro kitchen nightmare involving lava lamps and fondue sets. Whether it’s Lana’s awkward duck shooting memories or a debate over the most twisted Netflix binge-watches, this is your definitive guide to everything you missed on the show this week. Show Chapters 00:00 – Lana’s WhatsApp Messaging Drama 04:50 – Lana’s Embarrassing Duck Maimai Story 08:07 – Rental Car Drama: Lana’s Holiday Headache 14:09 – The Great Alarm Clock Debate: Why Si Can't Sleep Without One 21:14 – Therapy Thursday: Changing Room Nightmares & Staff Struggles 30:54 – Alarming Cost of School Ball Tickets: Is it a Rip-Off? 37:24 – Retro Fails: Lava Lamps, Fondue Sets, and Simon’s Weird Cooking
Transcribe →🔪 Would You Marry A Murderer? Lana’s Shocking Netflix Binge 📺
May 200:05:17Tap to summarizeSaturday night is for binge-watching, but Lana might have taken it a step too far! She’s deep down a Netflix rabbit hole that asks the ultimate dealbreaker question: Could you stay with someone if you found out they were a killer? Si and the team weigh in on the dark side of true crime obsession and the red flags we all ignore for the sake of a good plot. If you're looking for your next weekend watch, you might want to hear Lana’s "recommendation" first... if you can handle it! Highlights: The show that has Lana questioning everything. Si’s "hard pass" on the hypothetical wedding. Why we’re all obsessed with the most twisted stories on TV.
Transcribe →👠 Meryl’s Ultimate Power Move: Is 'The Devil Wears Prada 2' Finally Happening?
May 200:04:31Tap to summarizeThat’s all! After years of rumors, the fashion world is buzzing about a sequel to the iconic The Devil Wears Prada. But it wouldn’t be a Miranda Priestly comeback without some serious behind-the-scenes drama. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the massive pay negotiations, the return of the original cast, and why Meryl Streep is currently holding all the cards. Whether you’re a fan of the original or just live for high-stakes Hollywood gossip, you need to hear this. What we cover: The eye-watering salary demands making headlines. Will Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway return to the fold? Why this sequel is actually perfect for 2026
Transcribe →🐌 Si’s Snail Rescue: The Great Neighborhood Relocation!
May 100:07:31Tap to summarizeEver had a "good deed" go slightly sideways? Si’s daughter has a massive heart for animals, but her latest rescue mission has left the neighbors’ gardens—and Si—in a bit of a sticky situation! From "saving" snails to strategic neighborhood drops, this is peak weekend-dad energy. If you’ve ever had to explain to your kids why we don't move the local wildlife into the neighbor's prize petunias, this one is for you. The highlight: The logistics of a "Snail Witness Protection Program." Why Si is now the most suspicious person on his street. The adorable (yet chaotic) logic of a child on a mission.
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UNAIRED: The Hippo Fact That Broke The Team 🦛
May 100:04:48Tap to summarizeYou won’t hear this on the radio! What started as a simple hippo fact from Simon quickly spiralled into a total studio meltdown. Lana, Speedy, and Bondy all jumped in, and before we knew it, the whole conversation went completely sideways. We couldn't broadcast this chaos on-air, so we’re dropping the full, unfiltered, and unaired argument right here. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when the mics stay on and the team loses the plot, this exclusive Breakfast Club bonus clip is for you.
Transcribe →💔 Polly Gillespie: The Real Reason Behind That CTI Medical Exit
May 100:05:57Tap to summarizeNew Zealand radio legend Polly Gillespie joins Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for an exclusive, unfiltered deep dive into her sudden departure from Celebrity Treasure Island. After a shock medical exit that left fans reeling, Polly shares the "behind-the-scenes" truth that the cameras didn't show. From the physical toll of the island to the emotional heartbreak of leaving her teammates early, Polly opens up with her trademark honesty and wit. In this episode: The Injury: What exactly happened in those final moments? The Aftermath: How Polly is recovering now. The Island Secrets: What it’s really like when the sun goes down on CTI. Catch the full chat and see why this is the most talked-about moment of the season so far.
Transcribe →🕯️ Lava Lamps & Fondue Fails: Simon’s Retro Kitchen Nightmares!
May 100:07:51Tap to summarizeIt started with a simple quest to buy an old-school Lava Lamp, but it quickly spiraled into a trip down a very strange memory lane. Si, Lana, and the team dive into the world of retro appliances that seemed like a good idea at the time—specifically, the 1970s obsession with Fondue sets. Wait until you hear what Simon used to "cook" on his fondue set growing up. Spoiler: it’s not just cheese and chocolate, and it’s definitely not recommended by health officials. In this clip: The Lava Lamp Dream: Why Si is determined to bring back the 70s glow. Fondue Chaos: The team remembers the danger of open flames at the dinner table. Simon’s Secret Menu: The bizarre things he actually cooked on a fondue set as a kid.
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Simon’s "Why": An Emotional Tribute to Jodi & The White Matter Trust 🕊️
Apr 2800:08:29Tap to summarizeSi, Lana & The Breakfast Club are joined by Philippa Worthington from the White Matter Brain Cancer Trust for a conversation that goes far beyond the game of Celebrity Treasure Island. As Simon prepares to compete on the island, he shares the deeply personal motivation behind his choice of charity. Having lost his beloved wife Jodi to brain cancer, Simon discusses the reality of the "forgotten" costs of the disease and how the Trust provides vital support to New Zealand families facing their toughest battles. DONATE INFO CLICK HERE. In this moving interview: The Inspiration: Simon speaks candidly about Jodi’s legacy and why this cause is his ultimate "why" on the island. The Mission: Philippa Worthington explains how the White Matter Brain Cancer Trust helps patients with the practical, often overlooked needs during treatment. A Call to Action: How you can support Simon’s journey and the incredible work being done for brain cancer warriors across NZ. This is a raw and heartfelt look at the heart behind the player.
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