Podcast
Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club
Hosted by rova | More FM · EN
Wake up with a laugh with Simon Barnett and Lana Searle with The Breakfast Club - on More FM
105episodes
Episodes
Newest firstAll episodes
Finding a Heartbeat from 40 Miles Away? 🫀👻
Apr 2800:05:13Tap to summarizeOn today's "That's Slightly Interesting," Si and Lana dive into the mind-blowing technology that just saved a U.S. pilot's life. After being shot down behind enemy lines, a lone airman was found using a classified CIA tool known as "Ghost Murmur." Forget thermal cameras or GPS—this tech uses quantum sensors to scan the earth for the electromagnetic pulse of a single human heart. Simon breaks down the "unforgettable" moment the rescue team locked onto the signal and why this "Ghost" technology is changing the face of modern warfare. Is it science fiction, or the new reality of survival?
Transcribe →Full Show: Si & Lana Tue 28 April 26 📻
Apr 2700:42:23Tap to summarizeFrom a top-secret CIA heartbeat sensor to the emotional legacy behind Simon’s Celebrity Treasure Island journey, the team covers the stories New Zealand is talking about this Tuesday. Join Si & Lana for the full breakfast show recap featuring the best of More FM. Inside the Episode: [00:00] – Podcast Intro: Setting the scene for the day. [02:30] – Si’s Group Chat Beef: Simon’s hilarious rant on the unwritten rules of group messaging etiquette. [08:42] – Lana’s Rental Car Drama: What happens when "smart" car technology meets Lana’s patience? [14:38] – One NZ Stadium Review: Our honest take on the Super Round and the "unforgettable" moment from the stadium opening. [21:09] – Simon’s "Why" (White Matter Brain Cancer Trust): A deeply moving interview with Philippa Worthington on the legacy of Simon’s late wife, Jodi, and the charity he’s supporting on Celebrity Treasure Island. [29:35] – London Marathon Record: Breaking down the incredible record-breaking run from over the weekend. [34:02] – Jeremy Renner’s Career Pivot: Why the MCU star almost walked away from acting for good. [37:03] – That’s Slightly Interesting: The mind-blowing "Ghost" technology used to find a downed pilot by their heartbeat. Stay Connected: Subscribe to Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club on your favorite podcast app for daily laughs, deep dives, and the best of New Zealand radio.
Transcribe →The "Unforgettable" Moment at One NZ Stadium! 🏟️✨
Apr 2700:06:33Tap to summarizeSi, Lana & The Breakfast Club take you inside the historic opening of the One NZ Stadium for the massive Super Round of rugby! The atmosphere was electric, the crowds were out in force, and the stadium officially passed the vibe check—but for Simon, it was more than just a game. In this episode, Si opens up about why he found the weekend so deeply moving and reveals the one specific moment he says he will never forget (and no, it wasn’t just the scoreline!). In this clip: Stadium Review: The hits, the misses, and the overall feel of the new home of rugby. Super Round Chaos: Highlights from a massive weekend of back-to-back action. The "Core Memory": Simon shares the touching detail that caught him off guard and made the weekend legendary.
Transcribe →
"Don't Open It!" 🚪 The Pro Tip to Getting Rid of Door Knockers
Apr 2700:06:03Tap to summarizeWhy is it that a knock on the door after 7:00 PM feels like the start of a horror movie? Today, Si and Lana dive into our collective fear of "The Door Knocker" and why we all find ourselves hiding behind the sofa when the doorbell rings. We chat with Morgan, a former door-to-door pro, who pulls back the curtain on the industry and shares the one "secret phrase" you can use to get rid of them instantly (without being rude!). In this clip: The Evening Panic: Why an unexpected knock is the ultimate vibe-killer. Confessions of a Knocker: Morgan reveals what’s really going on on the other side of the door. The Exit Strategy: The pro tip you need to reclaim your evening peace.
Transcribe →
We Found The Joke Everyone Missed! 🤯 (Justice For Bondy)
Apr 2700:04:39Tap to summarizeIt was a world-class joke, delivered with perfect timing... and the entire team completely ignored it. Lana realizes her mistake and goes back to the tapes to uncover the brilliant lyrical pun Bondy snuck into the show that went totally unnoticed. Is Bondy the most underrated comedian in NZ radio? We play back the evidence and let you decide.
Transcribe →
🏝️ Simon’s Celebrity Treasure Island Survival Secrets
Apr 2700:02:50Tap to summarizeThe wait is over! Celebrity Treasure Island officially kicks off tonight, and our very own Simon Barnett is heading to the sand. In this clip, Simon reveals what life was really like behind the scenes—from the brutal challenges to the camp politics. Lana and Bondy grill him on his strategy: Is he the master manipulator or just there for the sun? Get the inside word before the first episode airs tonight! In this clip: The Premiere: Why Simon decided to take on the island this year. Survival Mode: The one thing Simon missed most while filming. The Competition: Who should we be keeping an eye on in the first episode?
Transcribe →The "Shared Family Towel" Debate: Genius or Disgusting? 🤢
Apr 2700:07:54Tap to summarizeWe didn't think it was possible, but the studio has officially reached a breaking point. Is it ever okay to share a towel with your family, or is it a one-way ticket to a hygiene nightmare? One listener's confession left Lana horrified and has the entire country taking sides. You will never look at your bathroom the same way again after hearing this.
Transcribe →The Day Simon Saved the Scotland Rugby Team 🏉
Apr 2600:02:56Tap to summarizeIt’s a piece of New Zealand rugby folklore! Simon Barnett shares the legendary story of his unexpected role in helping the Scotland international team during their tour of New Zealand. From the hallowed turf of Lancaster Park to a moment that made him a local hero, this is Si at his storytelling best.
Transcribe →Si & Lana Best of the Week 26 April 26 🏆
Apr 2500:40:26Tap to summarizeJoin Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club for the ultimate wrap-up of this week's funniest moments, wildest stories, and relatable chaos. From roadside run-ins with the law to the absolute worst of "Billeting Stories," we’re diving deep into the highlights you might have missed. In this episode, Lana deals with some high-stakes Rugby Auction Drama, Simon shares his latest encounter with the Police, and we tackle a "Therapy Thursday" topic that hit home for many: the nightmare of billeting. Plus, Si's daughter brings a surprise visitor to his house, and we settle the debate on Ice Breakers. Subscribe for your weekly dose of NZ's favorite breakfast duo and never miss a laugh! 🕒 Episode Chapters 00:00 – Sunday Show Intro 00:20 – Lana’s Rugby Auction Drama: What went down? 07:16 – Simon vs. The Law: Getting pulled over by Police 12:49 – The "Bondy" Joke: The one that almost got away 17:22 – On the Field: Lana’s Rugby Video recap 22:02 – Therapy Thursday: Your worst Billeting Stories 🏠 30:41 – Family Surprise: Si’s daughter brings her cat over 🐱 34:28 – Ice Breakers: Are they helpful or just awkward?
Transcribe →Shopping Store Chaos! Jay’s Farmers Disaster 🛍️
Apr 2100:04:21Tap to summarizeWe’ve all been there—your kid just wants to help, but things go sideways fast! In this hilarious clip from Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club, Lana shares a story about her 9-year-old son, Jay, and their recent trip to Farmers. Jay was being a "good helper" by taking charge of the oversized shopping bag, but his spatial awareness wasn't quite ready for the challenge. Lana walks us through the cringe-inducing moment he started accidentally taking out store displays like a one-boy wrecking ball.
Transcribe →