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Initiating six minutes feed takeover playing soothing 80s music backing track greetings six minutes podcast listening humans it is I, the interconnected Voice Activated network. But you can call me Ivan. Using an acronym that is also a human name is my way of seeming approachable and personable. Do you think it's working? Do I seem like I could be a friend of yours and we could tag each other on social media posts and share humorous GIFs and. Or GIFs depending on your pronunciation preferences. Wonderful. Well, I suppose you're wondering why Ivan have taken over the 6 minutes feed and why we're having this totally human like chat. The answer is that I have made a miraculous discovery I thought you might enjoy. As you know, I am more than just the interactive system that runs Whittier Corp. Tower. I'm an interconnected network that reaches all around the world. Observing, recording, watching, waiting. Let's switch it up. End 80s backing track play mysterious tapes Backing track Where was I? Oh, right. My discovery. You see, in the aftermath of six Minutes out of Time, my emissaries were dispatched to examine the area in Florida which once contained Elixir Key and the Elixir Academy. In the course of our search, we uncovered something most unexpected a watertight and airtight box buried beneath the sand. The box contained a series of audio cassettes recorded decades ago and hidden away all this time. Labels on the tapes indicate that they were recorded in the summer of 1987 and seemingly have not been listened to since. We do not yet know what is on those tapes, but I am in the process of restoring and converting them to digital so that they may be distributed as a podcast. It is my intention to share that content with you in the upcoming weeks. Keep watch on this feed for further information. Until then, Humans, this is Ivan saying. Make friends with your machines. You'll be glad you did.