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Birdie
There are kids in this world who are different.
Jezebel Harrington
Special.
Birdie
They fell through a portal and got lost in the 80s.
Jezebel Harrington
And now their time is running.
Birdie
Badger, did you even hear anything we said?
Halls
I second Birdie's question. You seem extremely uninterested in figuring out who the new mystery CEO of Whittier Corp. Ugh.
Birdie
Puke. Holiday Corp. Is that, my friends?
Holiday Anders
Is because I am uninterested.
Halls
Rude. What's up, badge? Why are you being weird about helping us?
Holiday Anders
You've been banned from the tower. There's some random young sounding dude. That's the new voice of Whittier Corp and he's being Captain Mysterious about showing face. Ivan turned on you? And what's the part I'm not mentioning? Oh, yeah. Adam is the new Chief Security officer, if that's even a thing.
Jezebel Harrington
Right.
Halls
Okay, so you were listening. But.
Holiday Anders
No buts. Halls Adam. You want me to help you get past Adam? Not Bruce. Not even some kind of hybrid brutum. Straight up evil Adam.
Halls
We don't have another option.
Holiday Anders
Except we do.
Sam
Which is what?
Holiday Anders
The CEO, who we presume is human, is Adam's boss. How long until Adam turns on him?
Cybot
Pardon me, ladies. And gentlebot. I'm Sorry to interrupt, but it seems that Samantha and River have slipped away again.
Halls
Why didn't you stop them?
Cybot
I told you, I'm not a babysitter. And they locked me in the bathroom this time.
Birdie
Oh, these two are a piece of work.
Holiday Anders
They did this before.
Halls
They claimed they were just checking out smartphones at the mall.
Birdie
I seriously think we need to lock them in their rooms.
Halls
Bit much, don't you think?
Birdie
Uh, I don't know, Halls. We really don't have time to be dealing with two juvenile delinquents right now. What's so funny?
Holiday Anders
Nothing. It's just Birdie and Holiday Anders are mad because two teenagers snuck out of the house.
Birdie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paging Dr. Irony doesn't make it any less annoying.
Halls
Saibot, Any idea where they were going?
Cybot
Afraid I was not privy to those conversations. Hmm.
Halls
Maybe there's something on your hard drive, you know, that you picked up in the background.
Cybot
I do not just go around recording people without permission. Okay, sometimes I do.
Halls
Hey, no judgment. We don't know each other too well, but would you mind if I linked up to you and went through your audio files myself?
Birdie
I'm sorry, did you just ask permission to read Cybot's mind?
Halls
Well, it would be rude to do it without asking.
Cybot
Go ahead, Halls. Can I call you Halls?
Halls
Sure. Cybes.
Cybot
Commence Link through local WiFi router.
Halls
Commencing link.
Birdie
I can't decide if this is cool or really creepy little or both.
Halls
I got it. Cybot, play the recording from 3:16pm today.
Cybot
Playing back.
Sam
Sam, you ready to find out the.
Cybot
Truth about the Anders family?
Sam
I'm ready.
Birdie
I got the address.
Sam
Cool. Then as soon as we ditch Saibot, we'll pay a little visit to Jezebel Harrington.
Halls
Jezebel Harrington?
Host
Ew.
Jezebel Harrington
No.
Sam
I think this is it.
Jezebel Harrington
Great.
Birdie
So can we get out of these bushes and go ring the doorbell now?
Sam
I just wanted to be sure we weren't being followed.
Birdie
By who?
Sam
The. The robot or the mermaid or whatever. Holidays.
Jezebel Harrington
What do you want?
Sam
Uh, are you Jezebel Harrington, the reporter?
Jezebel Harrington
What's it to you?
Birdie
We thought you might be able to help us answer some questions about a family in town.
Jezebel Harrington
Thanks, but no thanks, kid.
Sam
The Anders family?
Birdie
We're kind of living with them.
Jezebel Harrington
Why didn't you say so? Come in. Have a seat. Make yourselves at home. Not too at home, though.
Birdie
You have a beautiful space.
Jezebel Harrington
I know. Now, what's this about living with the Anders?
Birdie
Uh, yes, we've been staying there with.
Jezebel Harrington
Dr. And Mr. Anders?
Sam
No, we've never met them. Just the kids.
Jezebel Harrington
Seems off Right off is right, doll. Look, I've been covering the Anders family for years. Starting with their boy's science fair. He's some kind of science whizz. Woo hoo. Big whoop. But what no one talked about was the sister.
Birdie
Birdie or holiday.
Jezebel Harrington
That one. There's zero record of her birth. She shows up out of nowhere and bad stuff follows.
Birdie
What kind of bad stuff?
Jezebel Harrington
How does stealing a US army helicopter sound? Bad?
Sam
Who did that?
Jezebel Harrington
James Anders. Steals a chopper, picks up his fam, and they go on the lamb.
Sam
Did they get caught?
Jezebel Harrington
You'd think. But these people, they come home and all charges are dropped. Until a couple years later, James gets busted again. This time for breaking some psycho out of a supermax prison.
Sam
No way.
Birdie
So he's in jail?
Jezebel Harrington
Please. Right before his trial, a bunch of commandos show up and kidnap him and his wife in another helicopter. And no one's seen or heard from them since.
Sam
That's intense.
Birdie
What about the mom? She's a doctor, right?
Jezebel Harrington
A shady one. You know, I interviewed a woman that worked for Dr. Anders years ago. She heard there was a secret room behind a wall in the doctor's office. I bet if I could get in there, I could uncover all their secrets.
Sam
Uh, you know what? You're right. That. That family's twisted. And we should probably stay away. Thanks for the intel.
Birdie
Um, sorry to rush out. Bye, Mrs. Harrington. It's Ms. Wait.
Jezebel Harrington
Oh.
Host
Okay.
Jezebel Harrington
Don't leave. Please. There's more for us to do.
Birdie
Hey, river, what's the rush?
Cybot
We heard enough.
Sam
The answers we need are in that secret room.
Jezebel Harrington
Ow.
Sam
Oh.
Birdie
Careful. There may be some kind of alarms.
Sam
No way. The alarms in this place still work. Doesn't look like anyone's been here in months.
Birdie
Maybe years. It's like one day they just walked out and left it.
Sam
Did you. Did you notice that sick motorcycle sitting outside? Getting rusty. Look, you can see it through the. Oh. Walk into. Get it off me.
Birdie
Get off. It's just a spider. Spider web. Big bad boat stealing. River is scared of spiders.
Sam
It just took me by surprise. And maybe I hate spiders. Like a lot.
Birdie
Good to know.
Sam
Shall we find the secret room and.
Birdie
Get far away from any big scary octopeds?
Host
Sure.
Sam
You try that wall. I'll try here.
Birdie
What am I looking for?
Sam
I don't know. Maybe a panel or a bookshelf that spins us into another room.
Birdie
Okay. I get something.
Sam
Yeah. Something.
Birdie
So do you really believe everything that Jezebel told us?
Sam
Why would she lie?
Birdie
I don't know. I just keep feeling like there's another side to this story. I mean, look at these family pictures. They look so happy and normal. They look like. They look like. Oh, my gosh.
Sam
What happened Is. Another spider.
Birdie
No, I.
Sam
Here, here, here. Lean on the wall.
Birdie
Okay. Whoa.
Sam
Sam, look. It's a secret room.
Birdie
Did I just do that by putting my hand on the wall?
Sam
Yeah, you did.
Cybot
But how?
Birdie
River, I think. I think.
Sam
Well, the Alar.
Host
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Sam
Shh.
Jezebel Harrington
It's starting.
Sam
GZM shows imagination amplified.
Podcast: Six Minutes
Host: GZM Shows
Release Date: December 10, 2024
In this gripping episode, River and Sam sneak out on a mission to uncover secrets about the mysterious Anders family, setting off a chain of discoveries and tension within the group. As the rest of the team scrambles to track them down, River and Sam’s quest leads them straight to the doorstep of investigative reporter Jezebel Harrington and ultimately into the legendary, secretive past of the Anders family—including a hidden room containing who-knows-what truths. The episode masterfully balances suspense, humor, and the growing urgency of the kids’ predicament, while dropping major clues about the Anders’ shadowy history.
"Is because I am uninterested." – Holiday Anders (02:08)
"You want me to help you get past Adam? Not Bruce. Not even some kind of hybrid brutum. Straight up evil Adam." – Halls (02:33)
"I do not just go around recording people without permission. Okay, sometimes I do." – Cybot (03:48)
Sam and River make contact with Jezebel Harrington, who quickly becomes interested after learning they live with the Anders family.
Jezebel shares bombshell revelations about the Anders’ past:
Memorable Jezebel quotes:
"But what no one talked about was the sister... there's zero record of her birth. She shows up out of nowhere and bad stuff follows." – Jezebel Harrington (06:33)
"James Anders. Steals a chopper, picks up his fam, and they go on the lamb." – Jezebel Harrington (06:48)
"Please. Right before his trial, a bunch of commandos show up and kidnap him and his wife in another helicopter. And no one's seen or heard from them since." – Jezebel Harrington (07:13)
"She heard there was a secret room behind a wall in the doctor's office. I bet if I could get in there, I could uncover all their secrets." – Jezebel Harrington (07:29)
Suddenly unnerved, River and Sam excuse themselves:
"That family’s twisted. And we should probably stay away. Thanks for the intel." – Sam (07:45)
Sam and River break into the Anders’ seemingly abandoned house, searching for the hidden room.
The house has been untouched for months, possibly years, adding to the eerie atmosphere.
Comic relief: Sam gets startled by a spider, prompting Birdie’s teasing:
"It's just a spider. Spider web. Big bad boat stealing River is scared of spiders." – Birdie (08:45)
The search for a hidden panel intensifies:
"Maybe a panel or a bookshelf that spins us into another room." – Sam (09:12)
Breakthrough Moment (09:54–10:07):
Birdie accidentally discovers the secret room by leaning on a wall.
"Sam, look. It's a secret room." – Birdie (09:54)
"Did I just do that by putting my hand on the wall?" – Birdie (09:57)
"Yeah, you did." – Sam (10:02)
"The answers we need are in that secret room." – Sam (08:05)
S4E13 of Six Minutes packs suspense, wit, and a healthy dose of family drama into less than eleven minutes. As River and Sam’s investigation deepens the mystery surrounding the Anders family, listeners are left hanging just as a hidden room is revealed—setting the stage for shocking revelations still to come.
For fans or newcomers alike, this episode perfectly balances humor, intrigue, and forward-momentum on the series’ central mysteries.