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Ryan Reynolds
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Holiday Anders
There are kids in this world who are different, special. They fell through a portal and got.
Jezebel Harrington
Lost in the 80s.
Holiday Anders
And now their time is running. Badger, did you even hear anything we said?
Birdie Anders
I second Birdie's question. You seem extremely uninterested in figuring out who the new mystery CEO of Whittier Corp. Puke Holiday Corp. Is that my.
Ryan Reynolds
Friends is because I am uninterested.
Narrator
Rude.
Birdie Anders
What's up Badge Why are you being weird about helping us?
Ryan Reynolds
You've been banned from the Tower. There's some random young sounding dude that's the new voice of Whittier Corp and he's being Captain Mysterious about showing face. Ivan turned on you? And what's the part I'm not mentioning? Oh, yeah, Adam is the new Chief Security Officer, if that's even a thing. Right.
Birdie Anders
Okay, so you were listening. But.
Ryan Reynolds
No buts, Halls Adam. You want me to help you get past Adam? Not Bruce. Not even some kind of hybrid brutum? Straight up evil Adam.
Birdie Anders
We don't have another option.
Ryan Reynolds
Except we do.
Birdie Anders
Which is what?
Ryan Reynolds
The CEO, who we presume is human, is Adam's boss. How long until Adam turns on him?
Saibot
Pardon me, ladies and gentlebot. I'm sorry to interrupt, but it seems that Samantha and River have slipped away again.
Birdie Anders
Why didn't you stop them?
Saibot
I told you, I'm not a babysitter. And they locked me in the bathroom this time.
Holiday Anders
Oh, these two are a piece of work.
Ryan Reynolds
They did this before?
Birdie Anders
They claimed they were just checking out smartphones at the mall.
Holiday Anders
I seriously think we need to lock them in their rooms.
Birdie Anders
Bit much, don't you think?
Holiday Anders
I don't know, Halls. We really don't have time to be dealing with two juvenile delinquents right now. What's so funny?
Ryan Reynolds
Nothing. It's just Birdie and Holiday Anders are mad because two teenagers snuck out of the house.
Holiday Anders
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paging Dr. Irony.
Birdie Anders
Doesn't make it any less annoying. Saibot, any idea where they were going?
Saibot
Afraid I was not privy to those conversations.
Holiday Anders
Hmm.
Birdie Anders
Maybe there's something on your hard drive, you know, that you picked up in the background.
Saibot
I do not just go around recording people without permission. Okay, sometimes I do.
Birdie Anders
Hey, no judgment. We don't know each other too well, but would you mind if I linked up to you and went through your audio files myself?
Holiday Anders
I'm sorry, did you just ask permission to read Cybot's mind?
Birdie Anders
Well, it would be rude to do it without asking.
Saibot
Go ahead, Halls. Can I call you Halls?
Birdie Anders
Sure. Cybes.
Saibot
Commence link through local WI Fi router.
Birdie Anders
Commencing link. I can't decide if this is cool.
Holiday Anders
Or really creepy, little or both.
Birdie Anders
I got it. Cybot, play the recording from 3:16pm today.
Saibot
Playing back.
River
Sam, you ready to find out the truth about the Anders family?
Jezebel Harrington
I'm ready.
Holiday Anders
I got the address.
River
Cool. Then as soon as we ditch Saibot, we'll pay a little visit to Jezebel Harrington.
Birdie Anders
Jezebel Harrington?
Narrator
Ew.
Holiday Anders
No.
River
I think this is it.
Holiday Anders
Great. So can we get out of these bushes and go ring the doorbell now?
River
I just wanted to be sure we weren't being followed.
Holiday Anders
By who?
River
The. The robot or the mermaid or whatever. Holidays.
Jezebel Harrington
What do you want?
River
Uh, are you Jezebel Harrington, the reporter?
Jezebel Harrington
What's it to you?
Holiday Anders
We thought you might be able to help us answer some questions about a family in town.
Jezebel Harrington
Thanks, but no thanks, kid.
River
The Anders family?
Holiday Anders
We're kinda living with them.
Jezebel Harrington
Why didn't you say so? Come in.
Narrator
Okay, I have to tell you, I was just looking on ebay, where I go for all kinds of things I love. And there it was.
Ryan Reynolds
That hologram trading card. One of the rarest. The last one I needed for my set.
Narrator
Shiny like the designer handbag of my dreams. One of a kind. Ebay had it. And now everyone's asking.
River
Ooh, where'd you get your windshield wiper?
Holiday Anders
Ebay has all the parts that fit my car.
River
No more annoying, just beautiful.
Narrator
Whatever you love, find it on eBay. EBay. Things people love.
Jezebel Harrington
Have a seat. Make yourself at home. Not too at home, though.
Holiday Anders
You have a beautiful space.
Jezebel Harrington
I know. Now, what's this about living with the Anders?
Holiday Anders
Uh, yes, we've been staying there with.
Jezebel Harrington
Dr. And Mr. Anders.
River
No, we've never met them, just the kids.
Holiday Anders
Seems off. Right?
Jezebel Harrington
Off is right, doll. Look, I've been covering the Anders family for years, starting with their boy's science fair. He's some kind of science whiz.
River
Woo hoo.
Jezebel Harrington
Big whoop. But what no one talked about was.
Holiday Anders
The sister birdie or holiday.
Jezebel Harrington
That one. There's zero record of her birth. She shows up out of nowhere and bad stuff follows.
Holiday Anders
What kind of bad stuff?
Jezebel Harrington
How does stealing a US army helicopter sound?
Holiday Anders
Bad.
River
Who did that?
Jezebel Harrington
James Anders. Steals a chopper, picks up his fam, and they go on the lam.
River
Did they get caught?
Jezebel Harrington
You'd think. But these people, they come home and all charges are dropped. Until a couple years later, James gets busted again. This time for breaking some psycho out of a supermax prison.
River
No way.
Holiday Anders
So he's in jail?
Narrator
Please.
Jezebel Harrington
Right before his trial, a bunch of commandos show up and kidnap him and his wife in another helicopter. And no one's seen or heard from them since.
River
That's intense.
Holiday Anders
What about the mom? She's a doctor, right?
Jezebel Harrington
A shady one. You know, I interviewed a woman that worked for Dr. Anders years ago. She heard there was a secret room behind a wall in the doctor's office. I bet if I could get in there, I could uncover all their secrets.
River
Uh, you know what? You're right. That. That family's twisted. And we should probably stay away. Thanks for the intel.
Holiday Anders
Um, sorry to rush out. Bye, Mrs. Harrington. It's Miss. Oh, wait. Oh, okay.
Jezebel Harrington
Don't leave, please. There's more for us to do.
Holiday Anders
Hey, river, what's the rush?
River
We heard enough. The answers we need are in that secret room.
Holiday Anders
Ow. Oh, careful. There may be some kind of alarms.
River
No way. The alarms in this place still work. Doesn't look like anyone's been here in months.
Holiday Anders
Maybe years. It's like one day they just walked out and left it.
River
Did you. Did you notice that sick motorcycle sitting outside getting rusty? Look, you can see it through the. Oh, get to get it off.
Jezebel Harrington
Piki.
Holiday Anders
It's just a spider web. Big bad boat stealing. River is scared of spiders.
River
It just took me by surprise. And maybe I hate spiders. Like, a lot.
Holiday Anders
Good to know.
River
Shall we find the secret room and.
Holiday Anders
Get far away from any big scary octopeds? Sure.
River
You try that wall. I'll try here.
Holiday Anders
What am I looking for?
River
I don't know. Maybe a panel or a bookshelf that spins us into another room.
Holiday Anders
Okay, I get it. Something.
River
Yeah, something.
Holiday Anders
So do you really believe everything that Jezebel told us?
River
Why would she lie?
Holiday Anders
I don't know. I just keep feeling like there's another side to this story. I mean, look at these family pictures. They look so happy and normal. They look like. They look like. Oh, my gosh.
River
What happened is another spider.
Holiday Anders
No, I.
River
Here, here, here. Lean on the wall.
Holiday Anders
Okay. Whoa.
River
Sam, look. It's a secret room.
Holiday Anders
Did I just do that by putting my hand on the wall?
River
Yeah, you did. But how?
Holiday Anders
River, I think. I think.
River
Well, the alarm system works.
Narrator
Hey, now that you've listened to this week's episodes, head on over to the GZM rewind feed to hear me and the creators talk with special guests, including cast members and superfans.
Holiday Anders
Shh.
River
It's starting.
Ivan
GZM shows imagination amplified greetings. Six minutes, podcast listening humans. It is I, the interconnected voice activated network, your podcast pal, Ivan. The following was recorded on reel to reel tape in 1989 by Jan Schaefer, days before the comeback concert of German pop sensation Simon Andre. The recordings have been digitized for your listening pleasure. Now, without further ado, I present the Simon Andre files.
Saibot
Okay, Jan, I have the headphones on. I guess I'll just read this script and start recording. Okay. Simon Andre, Berlin Wall concert radio commercial, take one. Hi there. It's me. I mean, Simon Andre. And I'll be at the Brandenburg Gate. Stage in Berlin performing my surprise comeback concert. And no one is more surprised than me. Uh, anyway, it's gonna be my first time performing my hit single out of Time in front of a very large crowd. Be sure to get there early to buy yourself all the Simon Andre merch while it lasts. Wow. I have merch. Cool. Can't make it to Berlin in 1989.
Narrator
Then be sure to.
Ivan
Along with that recording, we recovered a vinyl single of Simon Andre performing Out of Time, as well as boxes and boxes of Simon Andre merchandise. The song has been digitized and distributed across all major streaming digital applications like Spotify, Apple and TikTok. And I am pleased to announce that Whittier Corp. In association with GZM Shows, is now offering that Simon Andre merch To purchase official Simon Andre T shirts, sweatshirts, posters and more, go to gznshows.com shop until next time, humans. This is Ivan saying peace, love and merch. And for all your Simon Andre or Six Minutes Apparel and Gifts, go to gznshows.com shop.
Six Minutes - Season 4, Episode 13: "Out of the House go River and Sam"
Podcast Information:
In Season 4 of Six Minutes, Episode 13 titled "Out of the House go River and Sam," listeners are plunged deeper into the mysterious world surrounding the Anders family. This episode continues to unravel the enigmatic past of Holiday Anders while introducing new layers of intrigue and suspense.
The episode centers around River and Sam, two teenagers who decide to investigate the secrets of the Anders family. Their curiosity leads them to interact with Jezebel Harrington, a seasoned reporter with a long history covering the Anders family. As they delve deeper, they uncover unsettling truths that hint at dark family secrets and hidden agendas.
Holiday Anders ([02:07] - [11:44]): Holiday continues to grapple with her mysterious past and the extraordinary abilities she possesses. Her interactions with family members showcase her growing determination to uncover the truth about her origins.
Jezebel Harrington ([07:10] - [09:18]): Jezebel serves as a crucial link to the Anders family's past. Her revelations about the family's history add depth to the overarching mystery, revealing connections to criminal activities and unexplained disappearances.
Birdie Anders and Saibot ([02:44] - [05:03]): Birdie expresses frustration over River and Sam slipping away, highlighting tensions within the household. Saibot, portrayed as an AI or robotic entity, provides a blend of assistance and snarky commentary, adding a unique dynamic to the interactions.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to Jezebel Harrington unveiling the dark history of the Anders family. She recounts incidents such as:
Stealing a US Army Helicopter: Jezebel reveals, “[08:02] Jezebel Harrington: How does stealing a US army helicopter sound?” This act marks the beginning of the family's spiral into criminal activities.
Kidnapping and Disappearance: Jezebel discloses that James Anders, the patriarch, was kidnapped along with his wife by commandos just before his trial, leading to their mysterious disappearance. She states, “[08:26] River: So he's in jail? [08:29] Jezebel Harrington: Right before his trial, a bunch of commandos show up and kidnap him and his wife in another helicopter. And no one's seen or heard from them since.”
The Enigmatic Sister: Jezebel points out the absence of records regarding Holiday Anders’ birth, suggesting supernatural or unexplained phenomena surrounding her arrival. “[07:47] Jezebel Harrington: That one. There's zero record of her birth. She shows up out of nowhere and bad stuff follows.”
The climax of the episode revolves around River and Holiday's discovery of a secret room within the Anders household. Their actions are meticulously detailed:
Initiating the Connection: “[04:48] Holiday Anders: I'm sorry, did you just ask permission to read Cybot's mind?” This moment signifies their intent to access hidden information.
Unlocking the Room: Holiday inadvertently discovers the secret room by touching the wall, leading to the revelation, “[11:05] Holiday Anders: Okay. Whoa. [11:10] River: Sam, look. It's a secret room.”
This discovery sets the stage for future episodes, hinting at more profound secrets awaiting the characters.
Holiday Anders: Holiday's character continues to evolve as she becomes more proactive in uncovering her past. Her skepticism about Jezebel's intentions adds complexity to her persona. “[10:38] Holiday Anders: So do you really believe everything that Jezebel told us?”
River: River embodies curiosity and bravery, pushing the boundaries to seek the truth. Her willingness to explore despite potential dangers underscores her pivotal role in the narrative.
Jezebel Harrington: Jezebel's role as a reporter becomes more significant as she provides critical information that propels the plot forward. Her knowledge about the Anders family's past adds a layer of suspense and mystery.
“[08:02] Jezebel Harrington: How does stealing a US army helicopter sound?”
“[07:47] Jezebel Harrington: There's zero record of her birth. She shows up out of nowhere and bad stuff follows.”
“[11:05] Holiday Anders: Okay. Whoa. [11:10] River: Sam, look. It's a secret room.”
“[10:38] Holiday Anders: So do you really believe everything that Jezebel told us?”
The episode concludes with the revelation of the secret room, leaving listeners eager to discover what lies within. The seamless interplay between character development and plot progression ensures that the mystery deepens, setting up anticipation for subsequent episodes.
Ivan's Interlude ([11:58] - [13:28]): Towards the end, Ivan, the interconnected voice-activated network, provides a nostalgic nod to the 1989 Simon Andre concert, blending the show's fiction with an in-universe promotional segment. This segment adds a unique flavor to the narrative, merging past and present storylines.
"Out of the House go River and Sam" serves as a pivotal episode in Season 4 of Six Minutes. By delving into the tumultuous history of the Anders family and introducing new mysteries, the episode maintains its engaging and suspenseful tone. With the discovery of the secret room, viewers are left on the edge of their seats, anticipating the unraveling of deeper secrets in the episodes to come.
For those who haven't listened to the episode, this summary encapsulates the essential plot points, character dynamics, and thematic elements that make "Out of the House go River and Sam" a compelling addition to the Six Minutes saga.