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Brinley
There are kids in this world who are different. They fell through a portal and got lost in the 80s. And now their time is running. Come on, Brinley. Oh, you're all wet. Is my hair okay? You just watched someone get kidnapped and you're worried about your hair? I'm worried about the guy. I just don't want to look like a drowned rat when we find him.
Penn
Oui.
Brinley
You're gonna help me, aren't you? I was kinda thinking this is where we part ways.
Flagday
Wow.
Brinley
Real nice. I don't remember a thing. Don't speak a lick of German. Apparently I've been dropped here from the future. But sure, just walk away. I'll be fine. I mean, if you really don't mind. Sorry, I don't speak German. As I was just trying to explain to my friend here, or whatever you are to me. I speak a little English. You take photo of mom and me in front of the wall. Oh, sure. Wait, how do you use this camera? Do you have a phone? We don't have camera phones in 1989. Alaska. Alaska. Never mind. Here, I'll take the picture.
Narrator/Host
Super.
Cyrus
Yeah.
Brinley
Say queza un cheese. But a cute mother and daughter, huh? Wherever my mom is. She must be so worried about her little Brinley. Do you think she knows I went back in time? What time am I from? Seriously? Universe? A mother and daughter. A little on the nose, don't you think? Fine. I won't leave. At least until we find Cyrus. Then she's his problem. Who's Cyrus? And why are you talking to the universe? Cyrus is the guy you dove into the water to save. He's your boyfriend.
Flagday
Or he was.
Brinley
And I was talking to the universe because you and I wonder. I felt so drawn to him. I guess he is kind of hot. In a nerdy way. Wait, so he's from the future, too? Do we have future powers? Well, you're super irritating. If he has no memory, he's in more trouble than I thought. We've got to save him. We're coming. Silas. Silas. Whatever.
Cyrus
Let go of me. Put me down.
Flagday
Set him in that booth by the fire.
Cyrus
Get your hands off of me.
Flagday
Let him go.
Cyrus
Thank you. Finally. You're lucky I'm wet and cold.
Flagday
Oh, relax.
Cyrus
Relax? You just kidnapped me. Plus, I'm pretty sure I'm too young to be in a pub. And you're definitely too young. Wait. You speak English?
Flagday
Well, I'm from Florida, so.
Cyrus
But you were just talking to those two brutes in German.
Flagday
Was I? You hungry? I'm, like, totally starving.
Cyrus
Do those goons work for you?
Flagday
Seriously? I'm 13.
Cyrus
Well, they sure seem to do whatever you told them when they dragged me from the river and threw me in this booth.
Flagday
Guess I just have a way with words. I'm gonna get one of those big pretzels.
Narrator/Host
You want one?
Cyrus
I don't think I have any money.
Flagday
That's okay. Neither do I. Besides, I owe you for the tacos in Florida.
Cyrus
Wait, do we. Do we know each other?
Flagday
No. Doy. Cyrus. One massive pretzel coming right up.
Cyrus
Cyrus. My name is Cyrus.
Penn
So when the portal opened up, it swallowed anything that wasn't tied down. That includes people.
Flagday
So mom and dad and Cyrus and Brinley.
Penn
Gonzo to whence? I couldn't tell you.
Flagday
But you think time travel.
Narrator/Host
Great Scott.
Penn
Yeah. Has anyone seen Penn?
Brinley
Who's Penn?
Penn
He's a wit kid. Opens portals.
Flagday
A wit kid did all this?
Penn
With an unintended assist from yours truly. I'm hoping maybe Penn's mom found him. She was an administrator at the school. Well, back when there was a school.
Cyrus
No, it's okay. Do you guys hear that?
Flagday
That sounds like Cyrus.
Narrator/Host
Sigh.
Cyrus
Oops. Nope. Sorry. Just me.
Flagday
Saibot.
Narrator/Host
Sai.
Flagday
What? Cyrus made him as a gift for Brinley when she went off to school.
Brinley
But I didn't know he programmed his own voice into him.
Cyrus
It's a pleasure to meet you all. I feel I know you personally, since Brinley speaks of you so often.
Flagday
Nice to meet you, too. Is someone with you?
Cyrus
Yes, my new friends. They're a little apprehensive, but I told them there's no need to be. You two can come out. It's okay.
Brinley
Hi.
Cyrus
This is. I'm afraid I never got your names.
Saivon
That makes three of us.
Brinley
Nice to meet you all.
Saivon
Were you students at Elixir Academy? What the heck is Elixir Academy?
Brinley
Oh, is it a school? Because I feel like I should be in school. But we don't really know, well, much of anything, including who we are.
Flagday
Wait, you don't have your memories?
Saivon
You figured that out, huh?
Flagday
Why didn't you turn into adults like.
Brinley
All the other kids?
Saivon
Listen. Mermaid, birdie. Like that's better. Listen, this was a mistake. We should go.
Brinley
Okay, hang on.
Penn
Please.
Flagday
I know how you both must be feeling. There was a time not too long ago when I didn't know who I was or where I belonged. It was really scary. But I found people I could trust. These people.
Saivon
Okay, I didn't say we were scared.
Brinley
I'm a little scared.
Flagday
It's gonna be okay. We're gonna get you both home.
Penn
It's kind of what we do.
Brinley
I think we should just take them back to Juneau.
Saivon
Juno, Alaska. Yeah, that's where all of our resources are. So we can get you home faster.
Brinley
Can we talk alone for a minute?
Flagday
Of course.
Cyrus
We'll be right back.
Saivon
She didn't mean you, Saivon.
Cyrus
Oh, right. Sorry. Enjoy your privacy, young humans.
Penn
Hate to bail on this not so happy reunion, folks, but I was stuck on that island for months. It's time I get back to my missions in Europe.
Saivon
We understand.
Flagday
It was so good to see you.
Penn
You, too, Flagday. I'll keep an ear to the ground about the other missing kids.
Flagday
Thanks. And thanks for helping Cyrus.
Penn
I'm always a phone call away. Hey, and good luck with those two over there.
Brinley
They do seem nice. And that one girl said we could trust them.
Saivon
Which girl? The mermaid or the super strong one who flies on a hoverboard?
Brinley
But if they really can help us get home, wherever home is.
Saivon
I guess we do need to eat and find somewhere safe to stay.
Brinley
And I can't explain it, but this whole. This whole area has bad vibes. So.
Saivon
Alaska, I guess. As long as we have each Other we'll be okay. I mean, you know, to be on the lookout in case we need to run or something.
Brinley
Yeah, I knew what you meant.
Saivon
So we're doing this? You and me?
Brinley
You and I.
Penn
There you go.
Flagday
One hot, salty pretzel.
Cyrus
Wow, that smells great.
Flagday
I'll be right back with the sodas.
Cyrus
Thanks. Mmm. What the heck?
Brinley
Hi, it's me again.
Cyrus
The girl from the water.
Brinley
Come outside.
Cyrus
It's okay. I'm okay now. You can go.
Brinley
We're here to save you. You need to come outside.
Cyrus
Fine. I'll come to the door. Just stop knocking. Yes, to the door. Over there.
Brinley
Finally. Hi.
Cyrus
Hi. Thanks a lot for your help earlier, but as you can see, I'm good now. I'm about to have a pretzel with my friend and.
Brinley
Friend? What friend?
Cyrus
I don't know her name, but she knows mine.
Narrator/Host
She?
Brinley
Who is this girl? Friend.
Cyrus
What are you getting mad about? She's just a kid.
Brinley
Oh, okay. But you have to come with us.
Cyrus
Why would I do that? I don't even know you.
Brinley
Then let me introduce myself. Silas. Cyrus. Cyrus. I'm Bryn. Lay. Brynlee. And you're my boyfriend.
Cyrus
I think I'm your boyfriend. But you don't know my name.
Brinley
I barely knew my own name an hour ago, and I'm still not totally convinced of the pronunciation. Any hoots, you belong with me, right? I guess. Look, the sooner you take her off my hands, the sooner I can get back to my life. So come on, let's go.
Cyrus
I'm not going anywhere with either of you.
Brinley
Don't you walk away from me.
Cyrus
Hey, let go of my arm. Geez, you have a strong grip.
Brinley
I know. Look at that muscle. Quick, tie him up and maybe put the bag over his head.
Cyrus
What? Hey, knock that off.
Brinley
Calm down. I'm trying to help you. Your hair got big.
Penn
You need a haircut.
Cyrus
I'm being kidnapped.
Brinley
You're not being kidnapped. You were being kidnapped. Now you're being saved by me, your girlfriend.
Cyrus
Gotta say, this feels a lot like kidnapping.
Brinley
Hult, Flimsey. Steel.
Narrator/Host
Sea Center.
Penn
Haptic.
Brinley
Uh oh, the cops. I don't speak German, but that doesn't sound good. Not even the fall of communism can upstage a menace like Brinley. Brinley.
Narrator/Host
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Cyrus
Shh.
Brinley
It's starting.
Cyrus
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Release Date: September 24, 2024
Podcast by GZM Shows
This episode picks up alongside several stranded young heroes—Brinley, Cyrus, Flagday, Penn, and others—grappling with memory loss and displacement through time and geography. The story unfolds in late-1980s Germany (“the 80s”), with characters struggling to piece together who they are, form alliances, and escape danger, all while hinting at time-travel and mysterious abilities. Emotional stakes are high as the teens try to rescue each other and new faces, all while navigating their own confusion and the looming threat of being in the wrong place and time.
The tone remains energetic, witty, heartfelt, and accessible—a blend of sci-fi intrigue with playful family-friendly humor and emotional undertones about identity, belonging, and trust. The banter, one-liners, and references to pop culture/time travel (“Great Scott”) ground the fantastical plot in relatable dialogue and comedic delivery.
"Out of the River and Into a German Pub" balances wild plot twists with genuine emotion and comic relief. The characters’ amnesia, time-hopping, and growing trust push the mystery forward, while the mix of slapstick and warmth makes for an engaging adventure perfect for fans and newcomers alike.