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Go to gzmshows.com shopnow and get a gift that any superfan would love. That's gzmshows.com shop. There are kids in this world who are different special. They fell through a portal and got lost in the 80s and now their time is running. Uh, Brinley Brinle, your manager before we commit to a reunion tour. I didn't say tour, I said concert. You're clear this is just one concert, right? Jan, all of Germany will come out to see the great Simon Andre back on. Can't wait to see it myself. Zip it you. Honestly, your timing couldn't be better. There's a huge Music festival this week to celebrate the reunification of Germany. David Hasselhoff is headlining. Knight Rider. David Hasselhoff? Get out. I know he's a big star. Excuse me. Who are you again? Oh, I'm Katie. She's Simon's stylist. His stylist? Can I be his attorney or something? We're still working on her official title. Anyway, let's talk money and perks. Hold on. We're gonna need a hotel suite with at least two bedrooms, an unlimited room service, plus some fluffy robes and slippers. And a makeup artist. And someone to do my hair prinley. I mean, his hair prinley just hangs out. Oh, and I'm assuming all his songs are available for download on Spotify. Excuse me. If we could just get a CD player and a copy of his cd, that'd be great. That can all be easily arranged. But given Simon's history of disappearing into thin air, no money will exchange hands until the concert is over. Deal. Wait. Tell the masses Simon Andre is back and ready to rock Ikon's Kaum Evaden. Are you two crazy? I can't perform in front of a crowd. You just said we needed money to get to Alaska. That guy's not gonna pay us a penny when he sees me try and sing songs I've never even heard. That's why I asked for the CDs, silly. I asked for the CD. Whatevs. Cyrus, I know this seems nuts, but Brynn le. Oh, geez. Now she's got me doing it. Brynn Lee is right. It's exactly the ticket we need to get our lives back. Yeah, so stop worrying so much, Simon. It's all gonna be fine. It's me. They're inside that office. I'm at a pay phone right outside. No, don't worry. I'm watching them. I'll find the perfect opportunity for us to get our hands on Cyrus or Simon Andre. You know what the worst part is? Ivan didn't call me Queen Birdie once. That's the worst part. Okay, not the worst, but still painful. Heard. And I gotta say, I really miss the name Holiday Corp. Where could mom and dad and Cyrus be? And Brinley? Eh? Hello? Holiday Birdie, come quick. Cyrus. He's upstairs. Cyrus, where are you? Not Cyrus. Skybox gets me every time. He's in your room. In the closet. Phew. Thank you. I didn't realize robots could be claustrophobic. What happened? Where are river and Samantha? I thought you were watching them. I am not a babysitter for wayward teens. Wayward for the record, I am an advanced cybernetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. I was programmed to keep an eye on Brinley. But listen closely when I tell you this. Those two kids are trouble. River, do you think our bikes are gonna be safe out there? It's Alaska, Sam. Who's gonna steal them, a moose? We stole them. We borrowed them from the Anders garage. I'm sure they'll be fine. Yeah, you're probably right. Wow, this electronics store is so futuristic. Look at those tiny portable TVs. Check this out. It says it's a smartphone. That's a phone. I know. I thought it was a calculator or something. Um, excuse me. Do. Do you work here? Can you tell us how these smartphones work? Uh, well, you turn it on, connect it to wifi, open an app and. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Open an ack. Connect to wifi. Are you messing with me? No, no, no. Just clarifying. Wi fi. Duh. So is this one I'm holding connected to wifi? Yeah, it's a floor model, so you can test it out. Totally. Yeah. I'm just gonna get on here and open the acknowledgement. I think he said app. I don't get paid enough for this. Any ideas? Look, there's a keyboard on the screen. Maybe you just type something. Okay. Anders. Holiday. Birdie, Alaska. Nothing's happening. Maybe hit that circle thingy. Whoa. It worked. Look at this list of options. What's that one? It looks like a video. No way. You can watch VHS on these. Push the arrow. This is Jezebel Harrington reporting live from Juneau, Alaska. It's been two days since the dramatic courthouse escape of James. Courthouse escape? Guys, you can stop it now. Yeah, I guess you were right to be suspicious of that family. What are you doing? The guy said it's a phone, right? Who are you gonna call? Ghostbusters? Okay, that was weird. I don't even remember what that means. Whatever. There's a number on the screen for the TV station that Harrington woman works for. Maybe just tap the number. Hey, that worked. It's dialing. Someone's talking. Put it to your ear. Hello? Ms. Harrington, hi. I'm calling about Birdie and Holiday. Anders, I'm hoping you can help me. This is awesome. Sit down. Katie. You break that bed, we have no money to fix it. Ugh. Don't talk to me like you're my mom when you know it's the other way around. Then don't act like a child. Mom, I'm not letting you ruin this Experience for me. I've never been in a hotel suite this nice, this dated, you mean. Look at this TV remote. How basic and gross. Every room has an ashtray. Welcome to 1989, where tobacco consumption is as common as acid wash jeans. Need help with that CD player, Cyrus? Nope, I got it. You guys ready to hear Simon Andre's number one hit? Yes. Play it. Certainly. Very 80s. Is that a keytar? That's you, Cyrus. I. Yes, it is. And I'm not terrible. It is catchy. A little on the nose lyrically maybe. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. Join in, Cyrus. Here. The CD cover has the lyrics. Give it a try. Okay. I'm going, going out of my mind. You left me out of time. Well. What? You're terrible. Like legit. So bad. I thought I sounded okay. Nope. Cyrus, he says out of time. Here's you out of time. Wait. Sing it again. The way he does it. I do it. Out of time. Brinley, you're good. Really? I've heard better. Excuse you. Let's hear you try. Out of time. Wow. You're even better than Brinley. What? She's not better than me. I meant just as good. Ha. No take backs. I'm better. And it only makes sense I would be since whatever your talents are came from me. Oh, please. How is it that I'm surrounded by amazing singers? I can barely carry a tune, yet I'm the rock star. Yeah, you got me there. Yeah. No clue. I can't do this. I can't get up in front of a packed stadium and make a fool of myself. With David Hasselhoff watching, no less. Whoever that is. Listen, you don't remember this, but legend has it you spent your teenage years battling corrupt billionaires, killer robots and crazy mutants. You've also time traveled at least once and somehow got an entire country to worship you. If you could do all that, you can survive singing in front of some German people you'll never see again. Let's try again. But I don't want you to sing with me. Why not? Because you're so good and I'm so awful, it's embarrassing. Aw, Cyrus, I'm probably better than you at a million things. But that didn't stop you from dating me. How is it that even when you're trying to be nice, you're somehow insulting? How was I insulting? Nope. Not gonna do it. Not gonna sit through another flirty fight. I'm going into the hall to grab a soda. We have sodas in the frit. Come on. I promise not to do anything else insulting. Just sing with me. Maybe I can help you. Stay on key. Okay. Breathe from your diaphragm. Right here. Okay. Out of time. See how much better that was? Now let me sing it with you. Out of time. Cause I'm out of my mind. You're a really good teacher. Yes. But you're a pretty good student, too. You sure we can pull this off? I am. I don't have the memories to explain it, but I have so much faith in you, Cyrus. I'm glad you're here with me, Brinley. Me too. But if I so much as see you talk to one groupie. Okay, let's take it from the top. And don't forget to sing from your gut. Ready? Hello, Katie. Oh, hey. So what's going on in there? Brinley's helping Cyrus get ready for his concert. Concert? What concert? He's gonna perform as Simon Andre at the festival in front of the Brandenburg Gate. Wow. Really? He'll be pretty defenseless out on that stage. Why don't you suggest you make a grand entrance and exit? What kind of grand entrance? Like get him to fly in on a helicopter. A helicopter? Trust me, it'll be perfect. Go back inside and get to work. And remember, we never had this conversation. What conversation? Exactly. Blinds.com's Cyber Monday last chance is happening now. Don't miss out on up to 45% off site wide. 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