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Cyrus
Lost in the ocean by the stars
Birdie
we hold on to holding golden.
Saibot
There are kids in this world who are different.
Badger
Special.
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One of them found us and became family.
Cyrus
But her time ran out and now
Birdie
that girl is missing.
Saibot
Homecoming Dance 2025 it's very. It's very dancy.
Badger
That's a lot of people.
Cyrus
The school gym has never looked so froofy.
Birdie
It's called editing, people. Why does no one ask my input on these events?
Pen
I think it's festive. Nothing like a homecoming dance to keep the feet tapping and the heart pumping.
Saibot
You've never been to a dance Saibot? True, but.
Pen
Database of old movies and TV shows suggests that they are incredibly entertaining and often result in unexpected romantic pairings.
Saibot
So are the tables.
Badger
Did you say romantic pairings?
Saibot
Awkward.
Cyrus
Cyrus, why did you bring Cybon?
Pen
Don't.
Saibot
Don't worry about it. Hey, Brynlee, you wanna go grab something to drink?
Birdie
Lead the way.
Badger
So, do you like to dance?
Cyrus
Birdie of you?
Badger
Not sure. Never really tried.
Casey
You've never danced?
Cyrus
What, did you come from a town where it's illegal or something?
Badger
No, I just.
Cyrus
It's not rocket science.
Birdie
You just move around to the beat of the music.
Badger
That's it?
Cyrus
Pretty much.
Birdie
Try it.
Badger
How's this?
Cyrus
Maybe loosen up a little.
Jaden
Ooh. Ooh.
Cyrus
Oh, not that loose.
Birdie
OMG Birdie. There you are. You look so fierce.
Cyrus
Oh, hey, Cora. Hey, Dora. Looking good.
Birdie
Hi, Birdie. Hi, Birdie's date.
Badger
Uh, hi.
Cyrus
You guys don't know Badger.
Birdie
We do now. Did you two come alone? Alone, please. Oh, here come our dates.
Adam Head
What's up?
Birdie
Oh, wow.
Cyrus
Twins.
Badger
Two sets of identical twins.
Birdie
Cool, right? This is my date, Aiden, and this is my date, Jaden. They're from Glacier Bay. Awesome.
Badger
Nice to meet you both.
Saibot
What did you say your name was, bud?
Badger
Badger.
Casey
Cool.
Adam Head
Hey, bro.
Badger
Thanks.
Birdie
You and Birdie make such a cute couple.
Cyrus
Oh, we're. We're not.
Birdie
You didn't get Birdie a corsage? I didn't know Aiden and Jaden got us corsages.
Cyrus
D.
Pen
Yeah.
Badger
That's very nice.
Birdie
So, Badger, how long have you been in Juneau?
Badger
Whoa.
Birdie
Where did you go to school before you came here? Um, Is that a hard question?
Cyrus
Sounds like they're playing our song badge. See you guys on the dance floor. Come on.
Badger
Thanks for the save. That was intense.
Casey
Really?
Cyrus
Which part? They're looking over here. We should probably dance.
Badger
Oh, right. Except I don't. I don't really know how to slow dance either.
Cyrus
Just put your arms here around my waist, and I'll put mine here around your neck. And now we just, you know, sway back and forth like this. Um, yeah, Perfect.
Badger
So Cora and Dora are a lot.
Cyrus
Welcome to my life. They did ask one good question, though. You never told me where you were before you came to our school. What?
Badger
This is gonna sound weird, but I don't actually know.
Birdie
Even more creepy wandering these school halls a night, huh? Sinus. Sorry, Cyrus habit.
Saibot
Yeah. Saibot, you hear anything?
Pen
Nothing yet.
Cyrus
Aw.
Birdie
Here's the music room. My home base.
Pen
I'm actually detecting something coming from inside there.
Saibot
Come on, let's go in.
Birdie
I'm sure the door's locked.
Cyrus
Huh.
Birdie
How irresponsible. There are some very valuable instruments stored in here.
Saibot
What do you got, Saibot?
Pen
I am definitely picking up vibrations from the vents in the ceiling.
Cyrus
Look.
Birdie
My chair. Of course, it's not officially my chair, but I do sort of rule this place.
Saibot
And you play clarinet.
Birdie
What, no tenor saxophone? I'll have you know I'm one of the greatest junior sax players in all of Alaska. You want to hear?
Saibot
Well, we are trying to be stealth.
Birdie
Wow.
Saibot
That not enough?
Birdie
I play little drums, too.
Saibot
Oh, you really don't have to.
Pen
What can't she do?
Saibot
Did you hear that?
Birdie
It's gotta be Pen.
Saibot
You up for a crawl through the vents?
Birdie
Why not?
Saibot
Here, I'll give you a boost.
Birdie
I'm wearing a dress. Cyrus, you go first, then you can pull me up.
Saibot
Oh, uh, sure.
Birdie
Here. Stand on this chair. Okay. Now step into my hands.
Saibot
Got it.
Badger
Ouch.
Birdie
Wait until I link them together.
Adam Head
Sorry.
Saibot
I thought you had.
Birdie
Your shoes were on the gym floor.
Saibot
Do you want me to stop and clean them?
Birdie
Just saying. It's gross. I've seen worse. Ready?
Saibot
Let me just remove this grate and. Okay, boost me up.
Birdie
You're so heavy. There. You're in.
Saibot
Okay, now give me your hand.
Cyrus
Okay.
Birdie
Just be careful of my nails. Did them myself with a little help from my dad.
Saibot
Oh, very nice. Now come on.
Cyrus
There.
Birdie
Hi. Hi. It's tight in here, huh?
Saibot
Yeah. Oh, I think your bracelet is caught on my jacket.
Birdie
Oh. Here. Got it?
Saibot
Yeah.
Birdie
Can you move forward? Feeling a little crowded here.
Saibot
Just follow me this way.
Casey
I'll try.
Badger
How am I doing?
Birdie
Huh?
Badger
How am I doing?
Cyrus
Oh, good. Really good.
Badger
Slow dancing is not too bad, you know, once you get used to it.
Birdie
See?
Cyrus
Always trust Birdie.
Badger
I do trust you. That's why I told you my secret.
Cyrus
Do you really not remember where you came from?
Badger
Nope. I woke up a few weeks ago in Juneau with no memory. Just a note in my pocket with the word badger.
Cyrus
You woke up where?
Badger
I was right outside a cabin. Not that far from Brinley's. Actually, nobody seemed to be living there. I stayed by myself for a couple of weeks, then decided to come to the high school, hoping someone might recognize me.
Cyrus
And no one did?
Badger
No. But I made up a story, forged some signatures and talked them into letting me enroll. I didn't know what else to do.
Cyrus
It's pretty smart.
Casey
Are you scared?
Cyrus
I think I might be.
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I don't know.
Jaden
Maybe a little.
Badger
I mostly just want answers.
Cyrus
Well, I'm going to help you get them, Badger.
Jaden
Brian, really?
Cyrus
It's what homecoming dates are for, right? I do love a good mystery.
Casey
We're gonna figure out who.
Cyrus
You.
Saibot
How long have I been sleeping? Adam? Oh, Dr. Head.
Birdie
Where have you rolled off to?
Adam Head
Hey. Hey, sleepyhead.
Birdie
Adam. How did you get up on that pile of rocks?
Adam Head
Benefit of being a bot. I only need six minutes of sleep. Well, you need six hours while you're snoozing. I built a tower, pushing these rocks one by one with my teeth and using my own momentum to roll them into place. I gotta admit, it's pretty impressive.
Birdie
I suppose.
Saibot
But why?
Adam Head
Oh, that's the best part. So I could do this. Bombs away.
Birdie
Woofy.
Adam Head
Oh, that's gonna leave a barge. And now, while you're recovering from a hopefully severe concussion, I've got work to do. Did I mention I tracked down part of my torso? It turns out a cell phone was still in the pocket right where I left it before the blast. You'd be surprised what a determined head can accomplish.
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Shouldn't he be on the call by now?
Saibot
Let's give him a little more time.
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Still don't understand why I've never heard of this Dr. Adam Head.
Adam Head
Maybe he went underground after his time
Saibot
working for Dr. Whittier.
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Oh, here he comes.
Adam Head
Hello. Sorry I'm late. Hi.
Jaden
Whoa.
Saibot
That camera angle is unusual.
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Awfully tight on your face.
Adam Head
Sorry about that. I'm not very good with technology. Aren't you a robotics expert?
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And yet, can I ask how old you are? We expected someone a little more mature.
Adam Head
Child prodigy. What can I say? Oh, Listen, we don't have much time. I think we can help each other.
Pen
I'm detecting that pen went this way.
Birdie
Are you sure Saibot knows where he's going?
Pen
Yes.
Saibot
No.
Birdie
What's that? Whoa.
Saibot
Did you feel that?
Birdie
What's happening up there?
Pen
The vents shifted. They must be pumping fresh air into the stinky gymnasium.
Saibot
We're stuck. I can't move forward.
Birdie
I can't move back, either.
Saibot
Maybe if I. Ferris, what are you.
Birdie
Ow. You're squishing my arm.
Saibot
Here, just.
Pen
Just let me.
Saibot
Oops. Excuse me.
Cyrus
Hey.
Saibot
Well, this is. This is awkward.
Birdie
Awkward? Yeah. Our faces aren't.
Saibot
Hi.
Birdie
Hi.
Jaden
Casey, you down there?
Casey
Right here. Give me your hand pen. I'll help you out of the vet.
Jaden
Maybe not. Remember what happened last time we touched hands?
Casey
Oh, right. No portals at the homecoming dance.
Jaden
Thanks for coming to help me on short notice.
Birdie
Wow.
Jaden
And you wore a dress.
Casey
You told me to.
Jaden
I know. I wasn't even sure you had one.
Casey
It's not like I got to pick it out. It was delivered to my room when I thought I'd be going to the dance on assignment. This is actually my first time wearing one ever.
Jaden
Well, good job. I mean, you wear well.
Casey
I mean, you can say if it looks ridiculous.
Jaden
No, it doesn't look ridiculous at all. No, no, it looks great.
Casey
Oh. I've never seen you in a jacket and tie.
Jaden
I borrowed it from the drama department's costume closet. Oh, I brought you this. Snatch it off Mrs. Barton's desk.
Casey
No one's ever given me a flower before either. Thank you.
Jaden
You're welcome.
Casey
So, Cyrus and his date, Brinley, they're looking for you.
Jaden
Yeah, what's the deal with you two anyway?
Casey
Me and sci fi? Oh, it could never happen. I was sent in to spy on him, you know.
Jaden
Right. Sorry.
Casey
It's fine. I'm here to help you. I know. You don't want to go back to
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Whittier corps, do you?
Casey
No. I was thinking maybe we should try to help Cyrus and Brinley.
Jaden
What's that?
Birdie
Whittier Corp. They're here.
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Birdie
Shh. It's starting.
Saibot
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Release Date: March 31, 2026
Host/Production: GZM Shows/Gen-Z Media
In this engaging episode, the Six Minutes crew throws listeners into the midst of high school excitement and mystery at the 2025 Homecoming Dance in Juneau, Alaska. Key characters navigate awkward first dances, new friendships, swirling secrets, and the ever-present shadow of Whittier Corp., while also revealing deeply personal struggles with identity and memory. With a signature blend of humor, warmth, and suspense, the episode balances coming-of-age drama with the unfolding mystery at the heart of the series.
Atmosphere Set (02:34): The group arrives at the school gym, transformed for the homecoming dance, noting the décor and the large crowd.
Pen and Saibot’s Innocent Observations:
Badger’s Dance Inexperience:
Vent Crawling in the Music Room: (06:23–07:56, 08:33–09:07)
Birdie's Multi-Talents:
Dress and Flower Exchange: (14:08–15:02)
A Nod to Their Past and Present:
The episode maintains the signature Six Minutes blend of warmth, youthful awkwardness, humor, and intrigue—a family-friendly mystery with a sincere, sometimes goofy, heart. The dialogue is filled with quips, gentle teasing, and relatable coming-of-age moments, balanced with genuine emotional exchanges and the ever-present sense of danger from shadowy forces.
"A World Without Dancing Experience" brilliantly weaves together school dance jitters, found-family loyalty, and the overarching sci-fi mystery that defines Six Minutes. Listeners are left with new character reveals, reaffirmed friendships, and an escalating confrontation with the series' main antagonists—perfectly setting up the next chapter of the adventure.