Blood Types & Best Pets For A Supervillain - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Summary

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Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Episode: Blood Types & Best Pets For A Supervillain - Spit Hits!
Date: March 12, 2026
Hosts: Andy Holloway, Mike Wright, Jason Moore
Theme: Nonsensical Debates, Bodily Mysteries, and Villainous Pets

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Episode Overview

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Andy, Mike, and Jason tackle a classic "Would You Rather" scenario involving the woes of airplane seating, debate which body organ they'd part with to keep their favorite possessions, get hilariously lost in the weeds over blood types, and finish with a draft of the most fitting pets for a supervillain. The guys' trademark mix of clean family comedy, ridiculous hypotheticals, and genuine curiosity keeps the energy irreverent, quick-witted, and surprisingly relatable.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Airplane Seat Dilemmas ("Would You Rather")

[03:04–14:34]

• Scenario: Would you prefer a window seat where you have to get up every 15 minutes to go to the bathroom, or an aisle seat where your row-mates do?
• Andy: Unanimously prefers being annoyed (letting people out) over being the annoying one. "Empathy reigns supreme." (04:04)
• Mike: Suggests offering to switch seats but recognizes "That's so insulting!" as Andy explains how awkward it could be. (04:25)
• The crew hilariously role-play switching seats and gaslighting each other into thinking you were always in a different spot. (05:36)
• On physical discomfort getting out from the window seat:
  Andy: "I don't know if I turn away from you or if I turn towards you. I'm a wide berth. I'm just taking out legs." (08:02)
• Backward-facing seats debate:
  Jason is adamant he "cannot" ride backwards on a plane, associating it with instant motion sickness.
  Jason: "If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it." (12:56) Andy: "Once you're in the air, you don't know. You have no idea what direction you're traveling." (13:00)
• Bathroom humor:
  A detour into airplane bathrooms, with Mike and Jason sharing way too much about mid-air emergencies.
  Jason: "Look, I've had to drop a dump on a plane. Sometimes there's the choice of it's here in the seat or it's in the bathroom..." (09:39)

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2. Losing an Organ vs. Losing Possessions

[14:35–19:23]

• Question: Would you rather sell an organ or all possessions over $300 (forbidden to rebuy for 2 years)?
• The guys debate the disposability of human organs, quickly disqualifying appendix and arriving at gallbladder or kidney.
• Organ humor:
  Andy: "There are so many things I can get rid of inside of me. And every organ I get rid of, I lose weight...the bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number, right?" (16:53)
• Blood type/kidney compatibility:
  They toy with the idea of a kidney-swap love triangle and wonder aloud about the compatibility and mysteries of their own blood types.

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3. Blood Types: Mystery, Ignorance, and Pseudoscience

[19:23–25:40]

• None of the main hosts know their blood type—except Al Borland (O negative).
• Mike jokes: "What blood type do I look like I have?" (Andy: "A positive.") (19:23–19:28)
• Tangled discussion about how/where to find one's blood type, complaining it never shows up on lab reports, your Apple Health app, or DNA test results. Andy is incredulous: "I'm surprised genuinely that your DNA cannot tell you what type of blood that person with that DNA has." (24:14)
• Investigation reveals DNA can be used, but popular tests make you self-report (Andy: "I googled. Can you tell your blood type from DNA? And yes, you can." (25:01))
  Immediate frustration: 23andMe just asks users to input it themselves!

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4. Guess, Guess, Goose Game

[28:08–42:50]

• Game premise: Estimate what % of people fit a surveyed fact (corn holders, coffee knowledge, bedroom TVs, car stickers, elevator small talk, tap water).
• Corn holders:
  Discussion of whether this fading utensil defines generations.
  Andy: "How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders?"
  Jason: "I use nature’s corn holders." (31:45)
• Coffee knowledge:
  Only 14% can confidently explain a macchiato vs. latte. In the room, only their producer could. (34:33)
• Bedroom TVs:
  Only 63% own TVs in their bedrooms—a generational shift discussed.
• Car stickers:
  Only 24% have a sticker on their car.
  Andy: "What percentage of people are losers?" (quickly retracts after remembering their own show sells stickers). (37:11)
• Elevator etiquette:
  78% don't speak to strangers unless prompted; hosts doubt this.
  Mike (regarding saying "Have a good one"): "That's way worse."* (39:29)*
• Drinking tap water:
  56% drink water straight from the tap; general Arizona disgust from the hosts.

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5. The Spitballers Draft: Best Pets for a Supervillain

[44:21–58:13]

• Premise: Draft the evilest, most iconic sidekicks for a supervillain (real animals only—no dragons!).

Round 1:

• Mike: Cat (“the classic villain stroking move, ideally hairless”)
• Jason: Shark (the supervillain’s oversized aquarium)
• Andy: Piranhas (“Where do you think my last enemy is? In the piranhas!”)

Round 2:

• Andy: Bald eagle (“shows you can take anything you want”)
• Jason: Raven (“dark, scary, ominous—protecting the Tower of London!”)
• Mike: Snake (“versatile, brings intimidation everywhere you go”)

Round 3:

• Mike: Wolf (“If you had a wolf on a leash, that’d be a very powerful…”)
• Jason: Komodo dragon (“nature’s monster...a giant lizard”)
• Andy: Giant centipede (“if I went into some guy’s house...and there’s a cage with a centipede, I’d be scared”)

Round 4:

• Andy: Crocodile (“poor man’s Komodo dragon”)
• Jason: Tiger
• Mike: Hyena

Honorable mentions discussed: Panther, bat, Doberman pinscher, bulldog (immediately vetoed: “Oh, no. Here comes the cuddly, just wrinkled, filled dog.” (57:45)), and even a “real” dragon.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Andy on seat preferences: "Empathy reigns supreme." (04:04)
• Mike, on bathroom seat switching: "I would offer to move seats. I'd offer to do the flip." (04:11)
• Jason on backward-flying: "If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it." (12:56)
• Andy, bodily humor: "The bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number, right?" (16:53)
• The great blood type confusion:
  "I have a 23andMe somewhere...I googled, ‘Can you tell your blood type from DNA?’ And yes, you can. But 23andMe just asks you!" (25:01, 30:00)
• Game Moment – Corn Holders:
  "How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders?" (31:39)
  "I use nature’s corn holders." (31:45)
• Jason on picking a lion's pet: "If I had to pick, I'm going with a Komodo dragon...that is nature’s monster..." (50:52)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro / Scat: [01:41–02:03]
• Would You Rather (Plane Seating): [03:04–14:34]
• Organ vs. Possessions Debate: [14:35–19:23]
• Blood Type Mystery: [19:23–25:40]
• Guess, Guess, Goose Game: [28:08–42:50]
• Spitballers Draft (Supervillain Pets): [44:21–58:13]
• What Did We Learn Today / Wrap-up: [58:16–58:40]

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Episode Highlights – For New Listeners

• This episode is a showcase of the trio's chemistry—their endless riffs about organs, bathroom etiquette, generational trivia, and animal villainy turn mundane topics into riotous banter.
• You’ll learn more than you ever wanted about the guys’ approach to airplane bathrooms and—still—nothing about Jason’s blood type.
• The pet draft is classic Spitballers: absurd, creative, and genuinely competitive over who lands the best “evil animal” sidekick.
• Massive relatability, especially in not knowing your own blood type (“Your parents let you down.” – Jason, on not knowing) (24:53), and the generational shift away from corn holders, bedroom TVs, and bumper stickers.

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Quick Takeaways

• The group collectively values empathy over annoyance—and will do almost anything to avoid being the “problem passenger.”
• Blood types are an actual modern mystery.
• Supervillains need piranhas, sharks, and at least one ominous bird.
• Elevator small talk is rarer than you think; you’re not alone.
• Andy still doesn’t know his blood type—and the saga continues.

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Listen for:

• Recurring bits about “the goose hat” for losing the game rounds.
• Riotous laughter over everyday absurdities.
• Genuine moments of “did you know?” learning between the hosts.
• Peek into the "dad mentality" behind every outlandish scenario.

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Transcript

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[Al Borland]

What happens when three buffoons give life

[Andy Holloway]

advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike and Jason.

[Jason Moore]

Scooby, boobity ding a dee wingity ba dingy. All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Andy Holloway]

You know, I was disappointed it ended in a bedinghy, but the bedinghy did really go with what you were doing it like. So I can't. I can't be too mad at it because if that was the first, like, if I just heard that scat. Mm, I'd be like, that's a good scat.

[Mike Wright]

I haven't been dingied very often.

[Andy Holloway]

It's been a minute.

[Mike Wright]

Welcome in to the Spitballers. Mike Wright, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, back with you. Would you rather on today's episode, guess Guess Goose, which I was just informed,

[Andy Holloway]

guess who's the goose?

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, I just. I was just told I was a. Not just a loser, but lost by a lot is what I was told. And I don't remember.

[Jason Moore]

I don't remember, but I believe him. The goose Is loose.

[Mike Wright]

I believe him. Thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting the show. Thank you for tuning in. Let's get it going.

[Andy Holloway]

Would you rather.

[Mike Wright]

This is where the important questions get answered. Like Alfredo's question. When sitting in a row of strangers on a plane, would you rather have a window seat and get up once every 15 minutes to go to the bathroom?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, man.

[Mike Wright]

Or have an aisle, but the people next to you get up and go to the bathroom every 15 minutes?

[Andy Holloway]

This is the easiest question of all time for me. Just my personality, my.

[Mike Wright]

Yep, you'll be infinitely forgiving, but you don't want to be infinitely annoying.

[Andy Holloway]

100%. I don't mind being annoyed by people. I mean, if they are an annoying person. Okay, you're out. I don't like you. I really am thinking negative thoughts in my head towards you.

[Jason Moore]

That's not a person getting up every 15 minutes.

[Andy Holloway]

No. If someone has to get up every

[Mike Wright]

15 minutes, you know why?

[Andy Holloway]

Empathy reigns supreme.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah. I mean, that's.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm not seat belting. You know what I mean? I'm going to be there for him or her.

[Mike Wright]

I would offer to move seats. I'd offer to do the flip.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. By the way, how many.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, but you want the window.

[Mike Wright]

Three trips.

[Andy Holloway]

You like. That is so insulting. That is so insulting. If you asking the.

[Jason Moore]

That's insulting.

[Andy Holloway]

That is so insulting.

[Mike Wright]

Wait, which. What's insulting?

[Andy Holloway]

Offering to switch seats. I know what you think that it's like, this kindness. But as soon as you offer, there's no way that those words will come out of your mouth where you don't think, oh, maybe that was. Maybe they're, like, offended. Like, you know, you want to. You want to switch seats? Because at that point, I'm feeling like.

[Mike Wright]

Can I try to, like, do it?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. Okay, so. Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I know, I know.

[Mike Wright]

This is your third time.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, sorry.

[Mike Wright]

Listen, listen. Hey, we've all been there. Honestly, I don't mind if. I don't mind sitting on the inside. If you. If you think, you know, you need.

[Andy Holloway]

I gotta go. My mom's calling. You gotta go to the bathroom.

[Jason Moore]

My mom's calling.

[Andy Holloway]

It's just.

[Mike Wright]

Is that an expression for having to go to the bathroom?

[Andy Holloway]

No, it's an expression. It's just. It's an old Jerry Maguire line.

[Al Borland]

Oh.

[Jason Moore]

It's like. This is not an expression.

[Mike Wright]

No. So was that offensive?

[Andy Holloway]

That wasn't offensive, but I felt like I didn't. You put me in a position where I have to answer you in both answers.

[Jason Moore]

Okay, let's say third trip, you come back, Andy is just now in the window seat. Your stuff has been moved to the aisle.

[Andy Holloway]

I would be weirded out. I would be like, but then, yeah.

[Jason Moore]

Andy's like, well, what do you mean? Well, that would. I was sitting there. No, you weren't.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, like gaslight him.

[Andy Holloway]

So what's crazy about that is that makes you feel better or it does feel better. I don't know how that works. But I was like, if you tell me. No, I wasn't. I was here the whole time. I'd be like, oh, okay. And I just plop down and move on with life. Gaslight the heck out of me, man.

[Jason Moore]

Maybe I was on the aisle.

[Andy Holloway]

Tell me how to live.

[Jason Moore]

I could have sworn I thought I was.

[Andy Holloway]

I remember takeoff. But yeah, it must have been a different flight.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, I'll just say, no, you've been getting up the poop from that in seat. Yeah, that's what I'll say. Are we all on the same page here? We'd rather be the one.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. Fifteen minutes is.

[Mike Wright]

I feel like you could even the timeout. Like, let's say it's a four hour flight and you either have to get up once an hour, that's fine. Or they have to get up every 15 minutes, then it evens it out. Like, I'd be willing to be the get up once an hour and just say sorry. Like the first, the first time it's nothing. The second times it's like, sorry, I gotta go again. The third time. Time three is I got to make up some other reason.

[Andy Holloway]

See, I am, I am. Like, if this was. I've got to get up every 15 minutes from my aisle seat to let either one, both of the other passengers in my aisle go. I don't care at all. Like, okay, getting up. Maybe if I'm, you know, if there happens to be a meal, it's a long flight or something, then, okay, that's a little bit annoying. But outside of that, I don't mind at all getting up. It's nice. It's like, oh, good. I get an excuse to stand up, stretch my legs. One time. If it was like, I have to get up every 15 minutes for a four hour flight and let people pass. Or I have to. I'm the window and I've got to go to the bathroom once, I would choose. I would choose the aisle because.

[Mike Wright]

Well, no, but here's why not all.

[Andy Holloway]

When I go.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

When I leave.

[Jason Moore]

This is neurotic.

[Andy Holloway]

When I leave the window and have to cross People, the uncomfortability of that process. Not because I'm putting you out, but because like I don't want to.

[Jason Moore]

Because of the badonkadonk.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, badonkadonk. The belly donk. The, you know, look, I'm both sided, man. So it's like I don't know if I turn away from you or if I turn towards you.

[Mike Wright]

You can't walk straight and not turn at all.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm a wide berth. I'm just taking out legs.

[Jason Moore]

There's no, there's child rearing hips.

[Andy Holloway]

There's no comfortable way for me or them for me to cross their paths. I'm basically just going, I'm sorry I'm a trample over you here.

[Jason Moore]

Have you factored in all the shaking the seats in front of you?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, I don't care about them. I don't have to see their faces.

[Mike Wright]

What if you. Have we thought about redesigning plane rows to where, you know, there's a lot of planes that have like two seats in a row. Right? So it's two. What if you put those first class? What if you put those back to back?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, okay. Yeah, so everyone is.

[Mike Wright]

Then you could always get out. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Jason Moore]

So you're flying sideways.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, that would be weird.

[Mike Wright]

You don't want to fly sideways.

[Andy Holloway]

Takeoff might hurt.

[Jason Moore]

No, only forward.

[Mike Wright]

Backwards, you think or you think it'll mess with you?

[Jason Moore]

Oh, good lord, no.

[Mike Wright]

No, backwards.

[Andy Holloway]

Really? No, not like what the flight attendants

[Mike Wright]

do it every time like those old station wagons.

[Jason Moore]

I'm not a flight attendant.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm just saying. Well, they're a human. You're a human.

[Jason Moore]

No, lots of people can do that. Backwards is out frontwards. Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

In coach or backwards in first class. Mike.

[Jason Moore]

Forwards in coach.

[Andy Holloway]

What an idiot. You sound so stupid.

[Mike Wright]

Backwards with a lay down first class bed on an eight hour flight or coach.

[Jason Moore]

I can't do it.

[Mike Wright]

Why can't you go back?

[Jason Moore]

I will be sick. I will be motion sick the whole time.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, not the whole time. When you're in the. When you're just flying. You don't know. You don't know.

[Mike Wright]

I know. When you go into the bathroom on a flight, you are sitting sideways.

[Andy Holloway]

Thank you. You get sick in the bathroom.

[Mike Wright]

Have you ever spent a while sitting sideways?

[Jason Moore]

Look, I've had to drop a dump on a plane.

[Mike Wright]

A sideways dump.

[Jason Moore]

Oh yeah.

[Mike Wright]

No, I've never dumped on a plane.

[Jason Moore]

Look man, it would be a medical

[Andy Holloway]

emergency before I go to dump.

[Jason Moore]

Sometimes there's the choice of it's here in the seat or it's in the bathroom and you have to take the lesser.

[Andy Holloway]

At least that one's equipped.

[Jason Moore]

Quick trip.

[Andy Holloway]

You know, if it's going to be here in the seat is coming out fast. You know, this isn't like I'm having a grueling labor in the bathroom.

[Mike Wright]

Wait, you're. Okay.

[Jason Moore]

Okay. I cannot go backwards, but this comment cannot be. Go to Deucer's alley.

[Andy Holloway]

What just happened?

[Jason Moore]

Are the newest member of our team,

[Mike Wright]

the Falcon, who is known.

[Jason Moore]

If you listen to the fantasy footballers, you would know that a lot of times he can't show it to work because he's too big with his business in the back.

[Mike Wright]

You know his name in our video game that we play?

[Jason Moore]

I don't.

[Mike Wright]

Falcon poop.

[Jason Moore]

Falcon poop.

[Andy Holloway]

Math checks out.

[Jason Moore]

But he just messaged that it's a top three spot to poop.

[Andy Holloway]

A top three spot.

[Jason Moore]

I need. I got to hear about this.

[Mike Wright]

I don't really have an explanation, but just fine.

[Andy Holloway]

It's.

[Mike Wright]

Do you like going in different places then? Are you a public restroom guy then too? No, no, I don't like those.

[Jason Moore]

But something about an airplane, something about being.

[Mike Wright]

Something about snacks. Gravity's a little more powerful.

[Andy Holloway]

I think it's the fact that it's so enclosed.

[Jason Moore]

No, no, hold on. You're saying you go up there for the business and then you're like, hey, can you give me some snacks on the way out? It's excuse me.

[Mike Wright]

Like, hey, can I get a refill on my Sprite?

[Jason Moore]

And they give it to you? Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

Ask for some extra peanuts.

[Andy Holloway]

Wow.

[Jason Moore]

What? Wow.

[Andy Holloway]

When I walk out of the bathroom after a tinkle, my head is down in shame. If I'm coming out of that bathroom after a deuce, I'm not asking anyone for anything.

[Mike Wright]

I like to believe he gets the snacks on the way into the bathroom.

[Andy Holloway]

I feel like I would be more likely. I would be more likely.

[Jason Moore]

Blood sugar's about to be down.

[Mike Wright]

I need a. I'm going to be in here a while. I need some sustenance.

[Andy Holloway]

If I had to poop on a plane, I might open the bathroom door, do a U turn to the fuselage door, and jump out of the plane. I would just be like, you didn't see me. I'm so sorry. I would just.

[Mike Wright]

I had to poop. I deserve this.

[Andy Holloway]

There's some percentage chance I will live.

[Mike Wright]

I've always. I've always wished planes could be like old timey trains that you get a train car, you know, where you get like an enclosed Dinner car? Yeah, an enclosed, like not even a dinner car, but like the kind in Harry Potter where you've got your, like four seats, they face towards each other, but you're enclosed in a. I think they have.

[Jason Moore]

Aren't there close to that if you're flying, like Emirates or whatever?

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

Aren't there?

[Andy Holloway]

Certain, like, when you're going internationally. I feel like I've seen this. This might have been a dreamer made up, but where there's like an upper deck that's like a bar. Like you're allowed to get out and walk around.

[Jason Moore]

That used to be like. I thought all 747s had stuff like that.

[Mike Wright]

To me, the seat belts, they don't do a lot. You know what I mean? Like, if you're. You might as well walk around and hang out and like, for the most part, some turbulence. I know, but they say that all turbulence is safe. Did you know that?

[Jason Moore]

Well, not the turbulence. Where I've seen the footage of the people flying out of their seats and hitting the roof.

[Mike Wright]

Well, that's capital T turbulence. So just to be clear, you wouldn't have your own room if you had to ride backwards?

[Jason Moore]

If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it.

[Andy Holloway]

But that is. I refuse to believe you're on the side of the takeoff and landing, because once you're in the air, you don't know. You have no idea what direction you're traveling. You don't feel pressure backwards. It's a pressurized cab. It's not up for debate. It's science.

[Mike Wright]

Walk to the bathroom backwards next time, Mike, and see how that feels.

[Andy Holloway]

It's a pressurized cabin. Like if all the. If all the windows are closed and

[Mike Wright]

they told you you weren't moving.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. You couldn't tell.

[Mike Wright]

Could you tell?

[Jason Moore]

No, you can tell that you're moving.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. You can tell that there's movement, but you can't tell which direction you're moving.

[Mike Wright]

This is a very interesting. I don't know the answer to that.

[Andy Holloway]

You just know it. Mentally.

[Mike Wright]

I'm just.

[Jason Moore]

I'm telling you, I know I get sick. It's just like the. Like if you go on simulation rides.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

And you're barely moving, but if. And if you close your eyes, it's better. But I still. I can't go on them anymore with my eyes closed. I. I'm still going to end up nauseous.

[Andy Holloway]

If I had the money to get you on a flight, put you to sleep mid flight, have a crew come in and switch all the Chairs backwards. Have you wake up, keep flying, get off the plane and be like, boom. You were flying backwards the whole flight.

[Jason Moore]

Well, you would have to knock me out again for the landing.

[Mike Wright]

You got a shed to bottom.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I want you to see the landing. So you go, I was flying backwards that whole time. And then right before we land, I'd lift it. I'd go, hey, Mike, look out this, look out this window. And then you'd vomit. I would instantly vomit.

[Jason Moore]

Yes. Projectile everywhere.

[Mike Wright]

All right, Celie from the website writes in. Would you rather have to sell one of your organs or sell all of your possessions that cost over $300 and not be able to buy them again for two years?

[Andy Holloway]

Possessions does not include like a house. Right.

[Mike Wright]

Just to be clear, because it's been a minute. We've got two kidneys, right?

[Jason Moore]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Wright]

So a kidney can go.

[Andy Holloway]

Yep. You can give them.

[Mike Wright]

We've got one liver though, right?

[Al Borland]

Yeah, you can donate part of your liver that.

[Mike Wright]

That's what I'm thinking of. Yours will grow back, but that doesn't count for this.

[Jason Moore]

Wait, it grows back?

[Al Borland]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

You grow back.

[Al Borland]

Your liver. The liver is the one organ that will do that.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

What liver can heal itself?

[Mike Wright]

You can cut a little out every month.

[Andy Holloway]

Thank goodness.

[Mike Wright]

I ship out about a quarter of my liver a month.

[Jason Moore]

What?

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, here's the truth. This has to be amended because the gallbladder. Gallbladder is an organ. Get that thing out. No problem. Yeah, there you go. Done. I still have an iPhone.

[Mike Wright]

Gallbladder is needed though.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. You still have some issues.

[Mike Wright]

There are people that I know that.

[Jason Moore]

It's no appendix.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. Appendix is an organ.

[Jason Moore]

I'm saying that one's out of here. You can't pick that one.

[Andy Holloway]

Then I would pick the gallbladder.

[Mike Wright]

The gallbladder people do have digestive issues afterwards.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes, but many people don't after getting the gallbladder removed.

[Mike Wright]

And full sized people.

[Andy Holloway]

It's a mildly important organ.

[Mike Wright]

People get it removed now. So you go gallbladder over one of your kidneys, right?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, for sure.

[Mike Wright]

Why do you need two kidneys?

[Andy Holloway]

That's a good question.

[Jason Moore]

Just to make sure that everything's getting filtered properly.

[Mike Wright]

So I mean, are you. If you have one kidney, are you filtering at a less efficient rate?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, 50% humans have two kidneys as a backup in case of kidney disease to injury or injury to one kidney.

[Mike Wright]

That sounds like your body's pre made to get rid of an insurance policy there. Yeah, like we're.

[Andy Holloway]

I would love to have two livers, man. I Guess that one's self healing. Two hearts. That's what's up. Yeah. Imagine the.

[Jason Moore]

Now we're talking.

[Andy Holloway]

Imagine the amount of food we can eat as Americans if we had two hearts.

[Jason Moore]

But the 300 bucks is like your

[Andy Holloway]

TVs are gone, your phone, and it says you can't rebuy it for a year. So you're living with that?

[Jason Moore]

No, that amount of money.

[Andy Holloway]

There are so many things I can get rid of inside of me. And every organ I get rid of, I lose weight. It's absolute guaranteed I'm losing weight temporarily, sure, I'll gain it back. But I'm just saying, you know, the bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number. Right?

[Jason Moore]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah. I mean, are you ditching a lung then?

[Andy Holloway]

No, I don't think you can get rid of a whole lung. You can only get rid of a lobe, right?

[Mike Wright]

You can get rid of a whole lung.

[Andy Holloway]

Really? I mean, not both.

[Mike Wright]

That's what I hear.

[Andy Holloway]

What's the heaviest organ? I'm all about weight loss here.

[Jason Moore]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, shoot. It's the skin.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, that old trick. Your epidermis is showing.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

You're not removing that.

[Andy Holloway]

Probably muscle reality, anyways. Yeah. Take my gallbladder. Honestly, take a kidney if I have to.

[Mike Wright]

I need a phone to answer the question, though. Okay, so you just did. Then you're saying you do gallbladder and then keep your possessions?

[Andy Holloway]

Correct.

[Mike Wright]

Would you do that? If the choice was kidney or no kidney, would you sell the possessions and.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I would get rid of a kidney.

[Mike Wright]

You get rid of a kidney because I.

[Jason Moore]

Look, you just have to move into, like, the woods.

[Mike Wright]

You can donate kidneys to another person, right?

[Andy Holloway]

Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm not taking this and throwing it away.

[Mike Wright]

Genuine question. Can you have two different kidneys? Because most people need a donation when their kidneys are bad and they get one kidney. But could I give my kidney to Mike? Mike give his to you, you give yours to me, and we're all.

[Andy Holloway]

That's not even a loophole. That's a triangle hole.

[Jason Moore]

As long as you have to be compatible, though, that's why.

[Mike Wright]

Are you telling me you can take my kidney?

[Andy Holloway]

You 100% have to have the same. The blood type, is it blood type?

[Jason Moore]

Yeah, there's a compatibility issue where that's like. Where often family members are able to.

[Mike Wright]

What is your blood type? You don't know?

[Andy Holloway]

Come on. No one knows.

[Mike Wright]

I know mine.

[Jason Moore]

No, you don't.

[Mike Wright]

No Deuce or Alley, anybody? I guarantee you Al knows his blood type.

[Andy Holloway]

Al knows his blood type.

[Al Borland]

I do.

[Mike Wright]

What are you?

[Al Borland]

O negative.

[Mike Wright]

Okay. Anybody over there?

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[Mike Wright]

Yeah, so two people in the room know their blood type. That's a guest guess, Goose, for you.

[Jason Moore]

There's two hypochondriacs always looking at their health vitals who know their blood type. No one else knows.

[Andy Holloway]

I've been looking at blood vitals.

[Jason Moore]

Mine smells like metal all the time.

[Andy Holloway]

That's what I could tell you all the time. I have no idea. I don't even know where I could find that out. Like, I get blood reports, lab reports all the time. You know, it's like, oh, my A1C, my triglycerides. I don't. They don't tell me my blood type.

[Mike Wright]

What blood type do I look like I have?

[Andy Holloway]

A positive.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, that's. Now that's a good question.

[Andy Holloway]

A positive.

[Jason Moore]

A positive.

[Andy Holloway]

For sure, for sure.

[Mike Wright]

I am 100% A positive.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, you look like it.

[Andy Holloway]

That is. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that.

[Jason Moore]

But you're type A. I'm putting Jason as. Can you be O positive?

[Andy Holloway]

I think you can be.

[Jason Moore]

You got that?

[Andy Holloway]

For sure, for sure, man. Look at me. O positive. O positive. Dude, that is my blood type. I don't know that for sure.

[Al Borland]

That is the most common blood type with about 38% of the population.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, man. Has what is O positive?

[Mike Wright]

They always want you to have, like, medical information on you. To me, if I'm bleeding out somewhere, I know they can do a quick test, but don't I need that time? How fast can they get your blood type before they start giving me more blood? What do you mean?

[Al Borland]

I don't know.

[Mike Wright]

I'm saying you get in an accident, right? Let's just hypothetically, you're flying in a plane backwards, it crashes, you're alive, you're bleeding out, okay? They're taking you to the hospital. You need blood transfusion time. Save this man's life. You don't know your blood type. No one in your family knows it. The time between that and knowing it and getting you blood. Now, do they just give you universal blood at that point?

[Andy Holloway]

Is there universal blood?

[Mike Wright]

Yes, there is.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. The O, right?

[Mike Wright]

Yeah. O.

[Andy Holloway]

Just O. No, positive.

[Jason Moore]

I believe, just O. Yeah. There's O positive and O negative, and

[Al Borland]

O negative, I believe, are universal blood types.

[Mike Wright]

All the O's.

[Andy Holloway]

So the majority of blood is O positive and O positive is universal. So if you had to take a shot, you just go, there's a good chance this works. And then you put the blood.

[Mike Wright]

O positive is 38%. A positive. Yours truly, 34%. And then the rest of them. B positive. O negative. A negative. All those 9, 7, 6, 3 2%. The rarest blood. AB negative.

[Andy Holloway]

That's Falcon for sure.

[Jason Moore]

Now, when we were naming blood types.

[Mike Wright]

Rare bird.

[Jason Moore]

We're naming blood types like this one. We got it. We got it.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Jason Moore]

A, we got positive and negative. Okay, that makes sense. What's this other one's a little different. Ooh, let's go B. Yeah. Positive, negative.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Mike Wright]

And then let's go ab.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. You're like. Well, it's kind of like a little confusion of the boat. This one is very different. What should we call it? Oh, what if he was thinking.

[Andy Holloway]

This is clearly thinking.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, oh, oh. What do we call it?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh. All right.

[Mike Wright]

Mike always finds it interesting to analyze the way things happen.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, jokes are done. I have a serious, genuine question.

[Mike Wright]

Okay, we will not be funny.

[Andy Holloway]

How do I find out my blood type? I'm looking at all my lab tests.

[Mike Wright]

You get a test.

[Andy Holloway]

Triglycerides.

[Mike Wright]

Check it every time you get your blood type.

[Andy Holloway]

I've got, like, a million blood type panels from my history and my Mayo Clinic. I can look at everything. And I promise my blood type's not in here.

[Mike Wright]

Just ask them, though.

[Andy Holloway]

Ask who?

[Mike Wright]

Your doctor.

[Andy Holloway]

I just see my doctor every day.

[Mike Wright]

No, but when you go for blood, the next time your doctor asks, say, I'd also like to know my blood type.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, so you can search in the test results. Years and years of test results.

[Mike Wright]

They're never giving you a blood they don't like. Run. And your cholesterol. Oh, looks like your blood type's still the same.

[Andy Holloway]

If I search A1C. May 7, 2024. November 17, 2020. October 14, 2019. If I search blood type or just type. Never been done.

[Mike Wright]

That's not a test. It's not like a. Oh, but.

[Jason Moore]

But if it's so important, shouldn't that

[Andy Holloway]

be in my medical.

[Jason Moore]

People are wearing bracelets with their blood type.

[Mike Wright]

No, they're not.

[Jason Moore]

They sell them health record. If you have one of those health alert DNS, I don't know why it's

[Mike Wright]

on your blood record, because unless you ask them to do that, they're never going to do it.

[Andy Holloway]

They don't care.

[Jason Moore]

Sounds like they don't care.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. Then it doesn't matter. They're saying your blood's not.

[Mike Wright]

You're not getting tested for lots of things right now that you may need one day. That doesn't mean it doesn't matter.

[Andy Holloway]

You don't know that.

[Mike Wright]

You are getting tested.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm getting tested for everything.

[Jason Moore]

But blood is just one of those things you might need.

[Andy Holloway]

Is it in my, like, DNA report?

[Mike Wright]

No.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, darn, man. This is an impossible thing to find out.

[Mike Wright]

I am gonna.

[Andy Holloway]

But how did you get yours tested? And you said, hey, doctor, I wanna know my blood type?

[Jason Moore]

He looked in the mirror.

[Mike Wright]

My mother.

[Andy Holloway]

Right. Okay, Jeremy, how did you find yours?

[Mike Wright]

My mom already knew it.

[Al Borland]

Same with mine.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

So this is just. Your mom's told you this and it was so important to you, you remembered it forever?

[Al Borland]

Yeah. Mine's the universal blood type, so it's easy to remember.

[Jason Moore]

Where are they Getting this information?

[Mike Wright]

$9.99 on Amazon. Delivered tonight. You can get it done?

[Jason Moore]

Yeah, but then he is this.

[Andy Holloway]

It's got to be a fingerprint.

[Mike Wright]

It's a fingerprint. Okay, if you're not $9 and a little owie.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, if it was $9 and no

[Mike Wright]

owie results in minutes, you don't send it in or nothing.

[Andy Holloway]

There's no saliva test that can tell you my blood type?

[Mike Wright]

No, you can tell your saliva type.

[Jason Moore]

You can probably bite down on your tongue.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm surprised genuinely that your DNA cannot tell you what type of blood that person with that DNA has.

[Jason Moore]

That's very not surprising to me.

[Andy Holloway]

Really? Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

It's not blood.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, I know it's not blood, but your DNA could tell you things that aren't just DNA. Like tell you all sorts of things about you. Can't tell you.

[Mike Wright]

You're a must tell you whether you got a mustache.

[Andy Holloway]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[Jason Moore]

It would probably tell you.

[Mike Wright]

Nodding with me.

[Jason Moore]

Well, then I realized, like, it probably in your DNA is like, will you be able to grow a mustache? That's probably coded in there, but blood type? No. I think no one cares.

[Mike Wright]

Your parents let you down.

[Jason Moore]

Maybe.

[Andy Holloway]

Boom. Yes, DNA can be used to determine a person's blood type. Eat crow, you losers.

[Jason Moore]

Go get it.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, I don't know mine. I googled. Can you tell your blood type from DNA? And yes, you can. I've got a 23andMe somewhere. I haven't logged into that in, like

[Mike Wright]

20 or $9 on Amazon. Either way.

[Andy Holloway]

And a fingerprint. You left out the owie part. I'm not doing the owie part. That's why I'd do the saliva if it was $30. Would you rather spend $30 on a saliva test? Or $8 on an owie test. It's pretty easy to be, huh? Would you pick the blood test?

[Jason Moore]

I would. Those don't bother me.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, that's not me.

[Andy Holloway]

But I'm not, I'm not saying it's a thousand bucks. I'm just saying it's like, you know, it's an extra, it's a $20bill to not have to prick your finger.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

But it's also like a, it's a man test.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, all right. That's F minus is my blood type.

[Mike Wright]

Okay, we're going to take a break and we're going to jump into some guess, guess goose.

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[Andy Holloway]

What time is. Is it game time?

[Mike Wright]

All right. Apparently, I'm the. Oh, great.

[Al Borland]

Don't forget your goose hat.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah, you gotta wear the goose. Oh, you're going goose on the hat. Nope. Goose on the hair. All right, we're playing guest. Guest. Goose Owl Borland. Can you explain the game for everyone, please?

[Mike Wright]

And your blood type?

[Jason Moore]

You can't explain it.

[Mike Wright]

No.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, well, let's. What's the draft?

[Mike Wright]

Where am I? Well, I've got a goose on my head. And we. Is this the one where we pulled people?

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Jason Moore]

Okay, so we are. We're asking silic. Questions have been asked, and we have to guess what percentage of people are in. Are in answer to the question. I was going to say yes or no, but it's no. They are the answer to the question.

[Mike Wright]

Al, you're gonna get fired.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

Why didn't you.

[Jason Moore]

Just like you're the producer. Why are you not doing this?

[Al Borland]

It was an epic fail. I thought you were setting me up. Last time I tried to explain this, I stumbled all the way.

[Jason Moore]

We don't remember that. I don't care.

[Andy Holloway]

You remember yesterday?

[Mike Wright]

All right.

[Al Borland]

Three points if you get the percentage exactly correct. Two points if you, the guesser, are correct within five points in each direction of the correct percentage. And one point for the people that are not guessing if they correctly guess higher or lower than the guesser.

[Jason Moore]

You'll catch on as we play.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. I am desperately trying to find my blood type.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, my God.

[Andy Holloway]

I have already did.

[Al Borland]

It's O positive.

[Andy Holloway]

I have logged. I want to confirm it. I've logged into 23andMe. I can't find it, but I know that you know.

[Mike Wright]

Well, Google tells you you can grab it real quick from your DNA. So no big deal.

[Andy Holloway]

Exactly. So I go to the search. They got a search in there, and I type blood type, and it says on the dropdown menu, what is your blood type? So I click on that and then guess what they're asking you.

[Mike Wright]

Money. Money.

[Andy Holloway]

No, no, no. I get a survey that says, what is your blood type? And it's got all the types listed. I'm like, I'm Asking you. Why are you asking me what my blood type is? You have my DNA.

[Mike Wright]

That's how they're figuring it out. Not a joke. That's how they figure it out. They survey millions of people, and based on their answers, then they match up the DNA to see if the blood type's right.

[Andy Holloway]

Wow.

[Mike Wright]

All right, we're beginning. Am I going first?

[Jason Moore]

Yes, you're first, Jason.

[Mike Wright]

Put your. Put your fingers down.

[Andy Holloway]

Never.

[Mike Wright]

We're playing a game right now.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. What's the game? All right, let's go.

[Al Borland]

Let's go.

[Andy Holloway]

We're going to have great fun.

[Mike Wright]

What percentage of people own corn holders? So you're talking about corn on the cob. The pieces that go on the end of them. What percentage of people own them? I feel like this is related to your blood type as well. I'm going to say wait.

[Al Borland]

Wait for the guys to. Are you locked in on higher or lower?

[Andy Holloway]

I've written down my. Oh, wait, we can't log. I'm an idiot. Dude, what is happening? He self sabotaged there.

[Mike Wright]

Hi.

[Jason Moore]

I'm going to guess higher.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going to lock in lower now. What's your number, Andy?

[Al Borland]

Oh, man, I'm a moron. Keep going.

[Mike Wright]

I have to lock my number in first.

[Jason Moore]

1%. Jason loses.

[Mike Wright]

I think the percentage of people that own corn holders is 53%.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, okay. Okay, then I've. I've got my.

[Mike Wright]

This.

[Jason Moore]

I believe that this number goes down each and every single year the corn holders are leaving the earth.

[Mike Wright]

That's probably true. It's much. It's very much something that I would guess.

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, what?

[Mike Wright]

When we were kids.

[Jason Moore]

You have corn holders?

[Andy Holloway]

Of course I have corn. How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders? Corn on the corn.

[Jason Moore]

I used nature's corn holders.

[Andy Holloway]

Dude, you are not cooking that thing.

[Mike Wright]

Corn holders. Let's just be clear here. It's 100% of the time that it's better to have used them.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Mike Wright]

It's always more. It's always better.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going higher.

[Mike Wright]

53% is the number.

[Andy Holloway]

I would have guessed 70%.

[Al Borland]

The correct answer is exactly 50%.

[Mike Wright]

Wow. Okay. Is that good?

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, that means he gets points and we get none.

[Jason Moore]

No, no, no, no, no, no. What's this we? I get a point.

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, what'd you guess?

[Al Borland]

Andy gets two points for being within 5%.

[Jason Moore]

53%.

[Al Borland]

Darn. And then Mike gets a point for incorrect.

[Mike Wright]

What a great start from the guy wearing the goose on his head. Yeah, that's solid. Can we quit now?

[Jason Moore]

70%. Get out of here.

[Andy Holloway]

Let me speak to 20% of you out there. If you're boiling corn for a long time for it to cook, it is scalding hot and it is best eaten scalding hot. You put the corn holders in the side and then you put a stick of butter out on the counter. You roll it on that butter, you put it in that mouth. Fingers not burnt. It's delightful.

[Mike Wright]

I'm not debating. It's just to Mike's point, our parents generation has got to be 75%.

[Jason Moore]

It would have been up in the 70s for sure.

[Andy Holloway]

Now if the question was what percentage of corn holders are cute little corn looking.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, that was a zero percent at my house. That was Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, okay. Again, I would have gone 70%.

[Mike Wright]

There was a time when you could give those as a wedding gift. That's not happening no more.

[Jason Moore]

All right, so you forced the corn to be eaten by other tiny little. You're holding on to tiny little corn things.

[Andy Holloway]

It's as cute as Mickey and Minnie.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, man.

[Mike Wright]

Mike, you're. You're up and. Well, I'm up in terms of points.

[Jason Moore]

Okay, what percentage of people can confidently explain the difference between a macchiato and a latte? Oh, number step one. Am I saying macchiato correctly? It's not a macchiato.

[Mike Wright]

No macchiato.

[Andy Holloway]

So who can confidently.

[Mike Wright]

Percentage of people can confidently explain the difference?

[Jason Moore]

I will go.

[Mike Wright]

Mike has to set the line right.

[Jason Moore]

No, you need to lock in over, under first. I am going to say the percentage of people that explain the difference. I am going to go 35%.

[Mike Wright]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Mike Wright]

I'm locked.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm locked as well.

[Al Borland]

Under.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm under as well.

[Mike Wright]

I think it's.

[Jason Moore]

I really wanted to say 25, but I thought I was going to get laughed out the room. No, no, no.

[Mike Wright]

I think it's low.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, wait, before you reveal who in this room can confidently say what the difference between a latte and a macchiato is?

[Mike Wright]

I know a latte little baby is.

[Jason Moore]

The falcon is saying, yeah, that's it. Everyone else is no. Okay, so we got one in six here.

[Mike Wright]

That's why 13%. What's the answer? I'm too high.

[Al Borland]

The correct answer was 14%.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, all right.

[Mike Wright]

Wait, do I get Jason?

[Jason Moore]

No, you don't get a bonus.

[Andy Holloway]

We both get a. Get the point.

[Mike Wright]

But I don't get a bonus for being within 5%.

[Jason Moore]

No.

[Mike Wright]

That's two in a row, though, guys. Two in a row. I know these. I know my people, the world.

[Al Borland]

Okay, so we're sitting with Andy at 1. Mike at 1.

[Mike Wright]

No, I'm sorry.

[Al Borland]

Andy at 3. Mike at 1. Jason at 1.

[Andy Holloway]

My question here. What percentage of people have televisions in their bedrooms?

[Mike Wright]

This tough? This one's interesting because I know there's

[Jason Moore]

people out there that don't.

[Mike Wright]

There was a time when we were growing up where that was a huge novelty.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. That was the corn cob holder.

[Mike Wright]

It cost so much, and it was also just like, kind of parents didn't want their kids to have the TVs in the room.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, you know, now it's a little bit like. I'm like, is this an every bedroom? Because it's your bedroom's plural. No, just one bedroom. No, no, no. All right, I'm going to go 72 and a half.

[Jason Moore]

Wait.

[Andy Holloway]

Because I want to get it perfect. I'll go 72%.

[Mike Wright]

It's a good guess, I think. What percentage of people have televisions in their bedrooms?

[Jason Moore]

I'm going higher.

[Mike Wright]

I'm going higher.

[Al Borland]

We have zero points awarded this round. The correct answer was 63%.

[Andy Holloway]

Wow.

[Mike Wright]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Jason Moore]

I feel like a lot of elderly still living.

[Andy Holloway]

I should get a point for being closest.

[Jason Moore]

63.

[Al Borland]

It's not how the game works. Correct.

[Mike Wright]

Okay. Just out of curiosity, in this office, we have six people.

[Andy Holloway]

100%.

[Mike Wright]

Raise your hand if you have a TV in your bedroom.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

Wait, that's not called raising your hand. Deucer.

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[Mike Wright]

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[Jason Moore]

Hold on. No, it is. The bigger thing is Josh is saying he doesn't.

[Andy Holloway]

So you were right, Andy, when you said there's a lot of old people.

[Mike Wright]

Said it's elderly.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. The elderly don't have TVs in their house.

[Mike Wright]

Do you have one, Al?

[Al Borland]

We do now, but we didn't for a long time. We just put one in there.

[Jason Moore]

But how do you watch TV at night?

[Al Borland]

We don't.

[Jason Moore]

But how.

[Mike Wright]

Well, now they don't.

[Jason Moore]

How do you.

[Mike Wright]

Now they do, though. Yeah, we still don't. The irony is, if you have.

[Andy Holloway]

It's just an empty wallet.

[Mike Wright]

If you had skipped. What? If you had skipped the phase of when people were doing that, you could do without it now, because the phones and iPads, like, if you just wanted to watch a show, you could just watch it on your phone.

[Jason Moore]

How do you fall asleep without the tv? What are you doing?

[Andy Holloway]

I don't know if.

[Al Borland]

I don't know if we want to sleep with the tv.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, Like.

[Jason Moore]

Well, you just have it on and then you close your eyes.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, that's how I do it. All right.

[Jason Moore]

And you feel safe?

[Mike Wright]

3.

[Al Borland]

1.

[Mike Wright]

1. No points on that one. I'm up with the second round. What percentage of people currently have at least one sticker on their car?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, man. What percentage of people are losers?

[Mike Wright]

Whoa.

[Andy Holloway]

Just kidding. Just kidding.

[Mike Wright]

We sell stickers. We sell footballer stickers.

[Andy Holloway]

Jason.

[Jason Moore]

My dad has a sticker of our show on his car.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, that's a winner. Okay, so at least one sticker. I feel like a one sticker person. I don't judge you if you're more than one sticker. Look, tell your friends about the things you like. Don't tell me. Honestly.

[Jason Moore]

And in the. On the window is far more forgivable now than bumper sticker.

[Mike Wright]

I have a number.

[Andy Holloway]

100%. Bumper stickers ruin cars.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

I don't know how they're still a thing.

[Mike Wright]

All right, I've got a number. I have zero confidence in it. My number is 22% of people.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, man.

[Mike Wright]

Lock it in.

[Jason Moore]

I'm going higher. Wow. Going higher.

[Mike Wright]

Jason's supposed to have been locked.

[Jason Moore]

I don't even care. I'm so confident. Wow.

[Andy Holloway]

He's confident. So should I go with that? I'm going to go.

[Jason Moore]

You go with your heart.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going to go with my heart. I think the most would be one in five. One in five cars that I see.

[Mike Wright]

That would be lower than.

[Andy Holloway]

That would be lower.

[Al Borland]

All right. Andy really doesn't want to wear that goose next time. The correct answer is 24%. So Andy gets two, Mike gets one, Jason gets.

[Andy Holloway]

Let's sing it.

[Mike Wright]

Go.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going to be a goose.

[Mike Wright]

Let's go. Legendary goose stings.

[Al Borland]

Both years were within 3%.

[Jason Moore]

That is impressive.

[Mike Wright]

Very, very happy.

[Jason Moore]

Also me squeaking these out over Jason.

[Al Borland]

So we got Andy with five, Mike with two, Jason with one.

[Jason Moore]

What an idiot. All right. What percentage of people will not say anything to strangers in elevators unless the strangers speak first? So how many upstanding citizens of the world are there? So wait, it should be 100%.

[Andy Holloway]

Read it again.

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What percentage.

[Mike Wright]

There would be no conversations ever then in an elevator. Yeah, I know.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

There would never be a conversation if they're all like you.

[Jason Moore]

That'll be.

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, is this a conversation or just. What was the word?

[Jason Moore]

What percentage of people will not say anything to strangers in elevators unless the strangers speak?

[Andy Holloway]

That's just a good morning. Okay. What percentage will not. What percentage.

[Mike Wright]

Have a good day. On the way out, do you do that most of the time? That's when people say stuff. By the way, it's on the exit. Have A good one. That's better.

[Jason Moore]

That's way worse.

[Mike Wright]

No, it's a super common thing.

[Andy Holloway]

No, because you can't have a conversation. It's better.

[Jason Moore]

I get it. But you're leaving. That's so weird.

[Mike Wright]

Take care. Have a good one.

[Andy Holloway]

I say it was me.

[Mike Wright]

All right.

[Jason Moore]

What percentage of people will not say anything? I am going to put it low. We're going to go, man. How low is that number? Let's go 18%.

[Mike Wright]

All right. So, Jason, do you have yours locked in?

[Andy Holloway]

No. Do you?

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

What is it you're going to answer first?

[Andy Holloway]

I think it's going to be higher, but I feel like his number is so low that you're going to also go higher. And the only chance I have is being different. So I'm going to go lower.

[Mike Wright]

My number is 15. I'm going lower.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, dang, Gummet.

[Al Borland]

The correct answer is 78% will not.

[Andy Holloway]

That's a lie. Like, I don't.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah, that's a lie, too.

[Andy Holloway]

I don't go into.

[Jason Moore]

Because I will. I will do the morning.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, exactly. I don't go into an elevator and

[Mike Wright]

be like, you do that.

[Jason Moore]

I'm willing to.

[Mike Wright]

Okay, okay. I like that about you.

[Andy Holloway]

And if Mike is willing to Morning.

[Jason Moore]

That's why I went so low.

[Mike Wright]

Is that no points, then?

[Al Borland]

That is correct.

[Mike Wright]

Perfect. I'm locked into the victory. Jason, you finish us up with your final answer.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, crap. Oh, crap.

[Mike Wright]

It's you two.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. You got to get the goose. You got to be within five.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, all right, Here we go. What percentage of people drink water straight from the tap when at home?

[Mike Wright]

Oh, boy. What percentage of people are animals?

[Andy Holloway]

That's what I'm thinking. Like, I imagine that their mouth is on it. You know what I mean? Like, the people that drink water that fill. They don't fill a glass up with their tap. They just put their mouth. And they're not trying to catch it as it falls to the drain.

[Mike Wright]

They're trying to suck it out.

[Jason Moore]

They are.

[Andy Holloway]

Their whole mouth is over the nozzle, and then they turn it on, and they probably let it drain out and fall all over.

[Jason Moore]

I was reading this question way different as more of just like, who is willing to drink the tap water?

[Mike Wright]

That's what it is.

[Al Borland]

That is the question.

[Mike Wright]

That is the question.

[Jason Moore]

Okay, all right.

[Mike Wright]

No, no, no. Jaycee's just picturing those people as mouth breathers.

[Andy Holloway]

All right. What percentage of people drink water straight from the tap when at home? I'm going to say it's disgustingly way more Than I think I'm going to go 45%.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, man. What a bad guess.

[Andy Holloway]

Thank you.

[Mike Wright]

Now, if you're within 2, within 5%, you could win and make Mike the goose for real.

[Andy Holloway]

Not beat me, but make not last.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

So, yeah. So if he gets it right and I don't, he goes up by one.

[Mike Wright]

I get it right. Yeah. And there's another.

[Jason Moore]

That's fine because I'm going higher. I'm going higher. Us Arizona folk don't understand that like the rest of the country can drink delicious, refreshing tap water.

[Mike Wright]

I'm going lower.

[Al Borland]

It is higher. The correct answer is 56%.

[Jason Moore]

Yes. Yes.

[Andy Holloway]

Gross.

[Jason Moore]

Honk.

[Al Borland]

So Jason will be wearing that hat next time.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, boy. I'm happy explaining the rules.

[Al Borland]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Mike Wright]

That's part of it. I like it. All right, we're taking a break. We're getting into the draft.

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[Andy Holloway]

The Spitballers draft.

[Mike Wright]

All right, today we are drafting the best pets for a super villain to have. Okay, so this is when you picture a super villain. You can picture them with various. What do you call it? Just pets, right?

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. An animal that lives like a little

[Mike Wright]

sidekick that makes them seem more ominous or scary or.

[Jason Moore]

Yep.

[Mike Wright]

So I don't like having the number one pick here Because I have. I just feel like there's probably a common answer that maybe I don't love. I think ultimately, when I pick, the first thing I pictured for an evil supervillain was the kind of stroking a cat.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Jason Moore]

Cat is the easy 101.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, to be more clear, it's a hairless cat.

[Mike Wright]

Just the gentle. There's something.

[Jason Moore]

Doesn't have to be here.

[Mike Wright]

The juxtaposition. The juxtaposition between the cadence of an. Of a super villain talking and then just, yes, yes, I will destroy the world.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, if you think about dog people versus cat people, it's like a good versus evil.

[Mike Wright]

Right. You know what I mean?

[Jason Moore]

So, yeah. And just cats versus dogs.

[Mike Wright]

The cat.

[Jason Moore]

The cats like you want. Wait, what, are we going to burn it down?

[Andy Holloway]

Sweet.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. The attitude.

[Andy Holloway]

Can I tear it up first?

[Jason Moore]

If you don't do it, I'm going to do it. Yeah, the cat will push the button.

[Mike Wright]

Agreed.

[Andy Holloway]

Can we make sure the people are inside? I'm a cat, so I will go

[Mike Wright]

with cat with the one on one. And I'm glad that that's a consensus pick.

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[Jason Moore]

Cat is a great pick. So I felt like this is the 102. I'm second guessing myself, but I'm going to stick with it anyways because if you're. Look, if you're a super villain in your lair, you probably have an oversized aquarium.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, no.

[Jason Moore]

So I will take a shark.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. Yay.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, I had a different.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, I have a different one. Which I want right now and I'm gonna get, but that's not a bad pick.

[Jason Moore]

I'm taking the shark.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, a shark is awesome, right? You're rich. You've taken a shark out of the ocean and said you're my pet. That's.

[Jason Moore]

I get that somehow the aquarium is like. It is the perception of money. Like, if someone has a big aquarium, they could have this.

[Mike Wright]

I got a huge aquarium.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. Like this exotic animal that I know costs so much money. But if you have an aquarium, you're like, that guy's loaded.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike Wright]

I drive around one of those monster trucks with an aquarium in the back.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, that's gonna make a mess.

[Jason Moore]

You have another water animal?

[Andy Holloway]

I do. I feel like I know what it is, man. It's in my office. It's in my. They're swimming around in my office. And it's just an aquarium full of piranhas.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, okay. The piranhas.

[Jason Moore]

Piranhas is on my list.

[Andy Holloway]

You want to know where that Guy I got in a fight is in them piranhas. Bellies.

[Jason Moore]

That's fair.

[Andy Holloway]

I have disposed of them by feeding the aquarium.

[Mike Wright]

An evil super villain. Having control of an animal that's dangerous in general is a show of power as well.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Mike Wright]

Like, I've tamed a wild, evil beast. It's not.

[Jason Moore]

The piranhas are not tamed.

[Mike Wright]

They're in my room. They're just there in my room. Piranha is a great pick.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. So next I'm looking at. There's a whole slew of. You know, I've got the water, and now I'm going air. I want a flying animal, flying piranha. And there's so many ways I could go. There's a lot on my list that I like. But when I really think about, like, if I were the super villain, if I was the one, and I could pick the animal that shows I can do anything I want. It's a bald eagle. It's an endangered. Bald eagle is my pet. And he's standing up there, and I could put my arm out. He's going to fly and perch right there.

[Mike Wright]

You have air and C. Air and C. Okay. I thought you said air and C, which you also have.

[Jason Moore]

Correct.

[Mike Wright]

Okay. You went bald eagle. I mean, not the bird I would have chosen.

[Jason Moore]

No, I'm going to take the bird that I was chosen.

[Andy Holloway]

So we're both going air and sea.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. No, you have a different water animal. I'm going to go with the raven.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes, I get that.

[Mike Wright]

The raven was the one.

[Jason Moore]

You got to have the big old. That dark, scary, black, ominous bird. Oh, man.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, the dark bird.

[Jason Moore]

And I mean the ravens. This is a Papa Josh question. The ravens protect the Tower of London. Am I remembering that?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, that's correct. Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

Because they're. Because they're menaced to society.

[Mike Wright]

All right.

[Andy Holloway]

What does that mean? They protect the Tower of London. I've never heard that.

[Jason Moore]

So the Tower of London, like, there's a castle area and there's an area where they have ravens. And they are. They've always had ravens living here. And it's part of their. Somehow it's protecting that.

[Mike Wright]

Or is it tied into a supervillain? Are there supervillains that live there?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Jason Moore]

You ever heard about the things that England has done to the world?

[Andy Holloway]

Nope.

[Jason Moore]

Okay. You should look it up. They're responsible for a lot of bad stuff. You're up.

[Mike Wright]

All right. I'm gonna go with Europe.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I get it.

[Mike Wright]

I'm gonna go see.

[Andy Holloway]

It was an England joke. Sweet.

[Jason Moore]

I Liked it. It was good.

[Mike Wright]

Two, three.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I got five. Six of us. Like that joke.

[Mike Wright]

This one is very complimentary to being able to walk around and show. Like, you guys have these big aquariums. You got to bring the people you're intimidating into your lair.

[Jason Moore]

I dangled him.

[Mike Wright]

I'm more versatile. Okay. I can go room to room because I've got a snake around my neck.

[Jason Moore]

Ah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike Wright]

So I'm going to go with the snake.

[Jason Moore]

That's a good one.

[Mike Wright]

And then for my next pick, this is. This is. This is a power play as well, because I have. I've. You've got the. I'm so intimidating that this animal listens to me. It's a wolf. I've got a wolf on a leash. I got a wolf on a leash, and I'm walking around with it.

[Jason Moore]

If you had a wolf on a leash.

[Mike Wright]

That's right.

[Jason Moore]

That would be. That'd be a very powerful.

[Andy Holloway]

That's awesome.

[Mike Wright]

Like, oh, my gosh.

[Andy Holloway]

A wolf off a leash would be even scarier.

[Mike Wright]

Well, no.

[Andy Holloway]

Trained by your side, like, you can jump at me.

[Mike Wright]

And I let him off the leash. If you've been bad.

[Jason Moore]

So you went wolf and you went snake. So to pair with my. What do I got? I got my shark. I got my raven. I'm going to take. I'm gonna go with a Komodo dragon. Just a giant lizard.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah. I don't mind that.

[Jason Moore]

That if you're a small child, you should stay away, because my giant lizard could probably.

[Mike Wright]

Is that the kind that are. Like. You can't carry it.

[Jason Moore]

A Komodo. No, you. I mean, it's not a lizard.

[Mike Wright]

It's a dragon. It's the kind from the Galapagos, right?

[Jason Moore]

Oh, that. I don't know. You don't know that? No, they're not Galapagos. They're kind of. They're in more places.

[Mike Wright]

Komodo.

[Jason Moore]

They're from Komodo.

[Mike Wright]

No. No, they're not.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, that's what I think. They're from Komodo.

[Jason Moore]

You know that song by the Beach Boys? I got owl with that one. Where are they from?

[Mike Wright]

The islands of Komodo.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, there it is.

[Mike Wright]

What the heck's in the Galapagos?

[Jason Moore]

The turtles.

[Mike Wright]

Really?

[Jason Moore]

And the pygmy elephants, right?

[Mike Wright]

No, Komodo dragons do not live on the Galapagos Islands. They're native to Indonesia.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, yeah. And Matt brought the iguanas. The iguana.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, I was picturing iguana.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah, they're the ones that go. And they. They swim and they eat the moss at the bottom.

[Mike Wright]

Jason, you have two picks.

[Andy Holloway]

I have two picks. And I was gonna take a Komodo dragon for sure. For sure. I mean, that is nature's monster. You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing that is more of an actual monster, Right. Than the Komodo dragon. I'm going to take an albino pump. If you get a big white snake.

[Jason Moore]

He did.

[Mike Wright]

I already got a snake, bro.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, I didn't. I wasn't listening. I've been looking at my blood type the whole time.

[Mike Wright]

He said.

[Jason Moore]

He said snake. I repeated the picks that he made.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I wasn't listening to you. I barely heard Komodo dragon, man. Let me explain something to you. Let me explain something to you. The only way that I can tell for this. Oh, I know. The only way I can tell is on my 23andMe. I have to search RS 817-6746 and see if I got GG. I got GG. So then I go to RS 817-6746 and See what kind of my genetics state on that. And it's not working. I can't find out my blood type.

[Mike Wright]

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[Andy Holloway]

All right, so with Komodo dragon and obviously a snake being off the list, I have tons of great options. And I think the first great option I'm going to go with is it's not as cool as a wolf.

[Jason Moore]

It's an albino wolf.

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, aren't wolves usually, like white colored?

[Jason Moore]

But they're not. The albino wolf just means that there's no pig.

[Al Borland]

Man.

[Andy Holloway]

This was just not as good. I don't want that. That stinks.

[Jason Moore]

Well, you have to make two.

[Andy Holloway]

I know. This really stinks. I am going to go bug. I'm gonna go with a giant centipede. Similar. Similar. My piranha.

[Jason Moore]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

Dude, have you seen a giant centipede?

[Mike Wright]

I have.

[Andy Holloway]

They're both terrifying and deadly.

[Mike Wright]

Are you handling it?

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm not handling it. Am I handling my piranha? That was a great pick.

[Mike Wright]

But I mean, like, if you just.

[Andy Holloway]

If I went into some guy's house,

[Mike Wright]

he's like, look at that cage over

[Andy Holloway]

there with the centipede.

[Mike Wright]

I'd be like, you like insects, huh?

[Jason Moore]

If the super villain had a giant centipede and had confiscated my shoes, then I might be a little bit concerned.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, that would be a concern.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, yeah.

[Jason Moore]

However, if I have shoes off at the door, if I have two weapons on my feet, that can eliminate this bug. I'll be all right.

[Andy Holloway]

I just grabbed boots. I grabbed a branch, okay. And I've got this little branch, and I stick it down into this aquarium. And my little pet sit centipede, my big giant pet centipede, he crawls on this branch. And now I'm just walking over towards you, just having a conversation.

[Mike Wright]

He's getting bit by his own centipede.

[Andy Holloway]

This crawler. This is my.

[Mike Wright]

You have to make another pick, embarrassingly enough.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, well, in that case, I'm going to get something great. I mean, you guys aren't going to see this coming at all, because you're going to be like, whoa, what a pick.

[Jason Moore]

We won't see your centipede coming either.

[Andy Holloway]

What a pick.

[Jason Moore]

It's not very big.

[Andy Holloway]

It's giant. It's a giant centipede.

[Jason Moore]

I see. It could be a foot long.

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[Andy Holloway]

Think about a Subway. All right.

[Jason Moore]

Sandwich.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Jason Moore]

Those are like, 10.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. But they're big for a bug. Right. If you saw a bug that size. Okay, I'm going to take a poor man's Komodo dragon. Give me the crocodile.

[Jason Moore]

Okay. A crocodile's not a poor man's anything.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, for sure it is. If you put a crocodile against a Komodo dragon, I don't see how a crocodile could ever win.

[Mike Wright]

It's about intimidation. Like, if you walk in with a crocodile on a leash. That's a good. I mean, literally, what did I just write down right here?

[Andy Holloway]

I don't know. Gator.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, I mean, that was gonna be the next pick. You made a great pick.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, thank you. You're talking about my centipede.

[Mike Wright]

It's literally a huge step up, literally and figuratively from the centipede.

[Andy Holloway]

Dude, I kill y'.

[Mike Wright]

All. That was a tilt pick after the albino.

[Andy Holloway]

I didn't. I want to know my blood type. Just. I can't believe it's this hard to find.

[Mike Wright]

There should be a whole podcast. Jason. Just actively looking. Yeah, it's hard. You're back up. You have a shark, raven, and a Komodo dragon.

[Jason Moore]

I'll take a tiger.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, tiger's on the list. Would you like to make over a centipede?

[Jason Moore]

Just barely. Just barely.

[Mike Wright]

Would you like to make it a white tiger?

[Jason Moore]

No.

[Mike Wright]

No. That seems villainous, though.

[Jason Moore]

No, that seems magicianous.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, 100%. That's a magician.

[Jason Moore]

Like Siegfried.

[Mike Wright]

No, it's got stripes, though.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. But Siegfried and Roy are gonna do an illusion of some kind.

[Mike Wright]

I wasn't sure.

[Jason Moore]

I will make you disappear. Yeah, like Maybe that's my bit.

[Andy Holloway]

But that's what the tiger says. If history serves.

[Mike Wright]

Oh, yes.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. The tiger is the real magician there.

[Mike Wright]

Well, then look, my. I'm gonna. He just.

[Jason Moore]

He did his own magic trick.

[Andy Holloway]

The tiger sure did. I'm gonna make your show go away.

[Mike Wright]

I will go with a hyena.

[Jason Moore]

Oh, that's a good pick.

[Andy Holloway]

That's not on my list. That's not on my list either.

[Mike Wright]

That's a great pick. Hyenas are like. Some animals just look evil to begin with.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, Scar from the Lion King has a pet. Despite being an animal. He has a pet as a supervillain. And it's hyenas.

[Mike Wright]

Yeah, yeah, look. So I'll close it out. Cat snake, wolf, hyena. Mike with shark, raven, Komodo dragon and tiger. Very powerful. Jason with the piranha, bald eagle, the giant centipede and the crocodile.

[Andy Holloway]

Dude, what a great team. Land air.

[Mike Wright]

I did have this animal that I didn't feel like I could pick, but I think of with evil.

[Al Borland]

Land and ground.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, land is like you've got enough space. The ground is just for bugs.

[Mike Wright]

A Doberman pinscher. Always I think of that. I had a bat.

[Andy Holloway]

I had bat. I was close to a bat. I was gonna do the bulldog, but it's like, you got a wolf.

[Jason Moore]

I had a bulldog.

[Andy Holloway]

A pitbull.

[Jason Moore]

A bulldog. Oh, no. Here comes the cuddly, just wrinkled, filled dog.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, look, he's licking his nose again.

[Mike Wright]

Thought about the panther too, but the

[Jason Moore]

tiger panther was on my list.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, it's.

[Mike Wright]

Cuz it's dark.

[Jason Moore]

Yeah. Scary.

[Mike Wright]

And I wanted to just do it. Just a real. Just a dragon. Just like a real dragon.

[Andy Holloway]

A dragon was the number one thing on my list, but I figured you guys would not allow us to.

[Mike Wright]

We kept it all to real animals and insects.

[Al Borland]

All right,

[Andy Holloway]

what did we learn today?

[Mike Wright]

Not Jason's blood type.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, my gosh. I learned that I want to know my blood type.

[Mike Wright]

Very much the patience of this man.

[Jason Moore]

I learned I know someone who has an airplane as a top three place to take a dump.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, what a disgusting friend.

[Jason Moore]

That's so weird.

[Mike Wright]

We learned that Mike can't ride backwards in an airplane. Or so he thinks.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, we learned he thinks he can. He sure can.

[Jason Moore]

No, I cannot.

[Mike Wright]

Thanks for listening.

[Jason Moore]

Goodbye. Goodbye.

[Andy Holloway]

Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast to see what other nonsense the guys are up to. Check out spitballerspod.com.

[Mike Wright]

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[Jason Moore]

Chalk.

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