Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Episode: Blood Types & Best Pets For A Supervillain - Spit Hits!
Date: March 12, 2026
Hosts: Andy Holloway, Mike Wright, Jason Moore
Theme: Nonsensical Debates, Bodily Mysteries, and Villainous Pets

Episode Overview

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Andy, Mike, and Jason tackle a classic "Would You Rather" scenario involving the woes of airplane seating, debate which body organ they'd part with to keep their favorite possessions, get hilariously lost in the weeds over blood types, and finish with a draft of the most fitting pets for a supervillain. The guys' trademark mix of clean family comedy, ridiculous hypotheticals, and genuine curiosity keeps the energy irreverent, quick-witted, and surprisingly relatable.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Airplane Seat Dilemmas ("Would You Rather")

[03:04–14:34]

• Scenario: Would you prefer a window seat where you have to get up every 15 minutes to go to the bathroom, or an aisle seat where your row-mates do?
• Andy: Unanimously prefers being annoyed (letting people out) over being the annoying one. "Empathy reigns supreme." (04:04)
• Mike: Suggests offering to switch seats but recognizes "That's so insulting!" as Andy explains how awkward it could be. (04:25)
• The crew hilariously role-play switching seats and gaslighting each other into thinking you were always in a different spot. (05:36)
• On physical discomfort getting out from the window seat:
  Andy: "I don't know if I turn away from you or if I turn towards you. I'm a wide berth. I'm just taking out legs." (08:02)
• Backward-facing seats debate:
  Jason is adamant he "cannot" ride backwards on a plane, associating it with instant motion sickness.
  Jason: "If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it." (12:56) Andy: "Once you're in the air, you don't know. You have no idea what direction you're traveling." (13:00)
• Bathroom humor:
  A detour into airplane bathrooms, with Mike and Jason sharing way too much about mid-air emergencies.
  Jason: "Look, I've had to drop a dump on a plane. Sometimes there's the choice of it's here in the seat or it's in the bathroom..." (09:39)

2. Losing an Organ vs. Losing Possessions

[14:35–19:23]

• Question: Would you rather sell an organ or all possessions over $300 (forbidden to rebuy for 2 years)?
• The guys debate the disposability of human organs, quickly disqualifying appendix and arriving at gallbladder or kidney.
• Organ humor:
  Andy: "There are so many things I can get rid of inside of me. And every organ I get rid of, I lose weight...the bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number, right?" (16:53)
• Blood type/kidney compatibility:
  They toy with the idea of a kidney-swap love triangle and wonder aloud about the compatibility and mysteries of their own blood types.

3. Blood Types: Mystery, Ignorance, and Pseudoscience

[19:23–25:40]

• None of the main hosts know their blood type—except Al Borland (O negative).
• Mike jokes: "What blood type do I look like I have?" (Andy: "A positive.") (19:23–19:28)
• Tangled discussion about how/where to find one's blood type, complaining it never shows up on lab reports, your Apple Health app, or DNA test results. Andy is incredulous: "I'm surprised genuinely that your DNA cannot tell you what type of blood that person with that DNA has." (24:14)
• Investigation reveals DNA can be used, but popular tests make you self-report (Andy: "I googled. Can you tell your blood type from DNA? And yes, you can." (25:01))
  Immediate frustration: 23andMe just asks users to input it themselves!

4. Guess, Guess, Goose Game

[28:08–42:50]

• Game premise: Estimate what % of people fit a surveyed fact (corn holders, coffee knowledge, bedroom TVs, car stickers, elevator small talk, tap water).
• Corn holders:
  Discussion of whether this fading utensil defines generations.
  Andy: "How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders?"
  Jason: "I use nature’s corn holders." (31:45)
• Coffee knowledge:
  Only 14% can confidently explain a macchiato vs. latte. In the room, only their producer could. (34:33)
• Bedroom TVs:
  Only 63% own TVs in their bedrooms—a generational shift discussed.
• Car stickers:
  Only 24% have a sticker on their car.
  Andy: "What percentage of people are losers?" (quickly retracts after remembering their own show sells stickers). (37:11)
• Elevator etiquette:
  78% don't speak to strangers unless prompted; hosts doubt this.
  Mike (regarding saying "Have a good one"): "That's way worse."* (39:29)*
• Drinking tap water:
  56% drink water straight from the tap; general Arizona disgust from the hosts.

5. The Spitballers Draft: Best Pets for a Supervillain

[44:21–58:13]

• Premise: Draft the evilest, most iconic sidekicks for a supervillain (real animals only—no dragons!).

Round 1:

• Mike: Cat (“the classic villain stroking move, ideally hairless”)
• Jason: Shark (the supervillain’s oversized aquarium)
• Andy: Piranhas (“Where do you think my last enemy is? In the piranhas!”)

Round 2:

• Andy: Bald eagle (“shows you can take anything you want”)
• Jason: Raven (“dark, scary, ominous—protecting the Tower of London!”)
• Mike: Snake (“versatile, brings intimidation everywhere you go”)

Round 3:

• Mike: Wolf (“If you had a wolf on a leash, that’d be a very powerful…”)
• Jason: Komodo dragon (“nature’s monster...a giant lizard”)
• Andy: Giant centipede (“if I went into some guy’s house...and there’s a cage with a centipede, I’d be scared”)

Round 4:

• Andy: Crocodile (“poor man’s Komodo dragon”)
• Jason: Tiger
• Mike: Hyena

Honorable mentions discussed: Panther, bat, Doberman pinscher, bulldog (immediately vetoed: “Oh, no. Here comes the cuddly, just wrinkled, filled dog.” (57:45)), and even a “real” dragon.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Andy on seat preferences: "Empathy reigns supreme." (04:04)
• Mike, on bathroom seat switching: "I would offer to move seats. I'd offer to do the flip." (04:11)
• Jason on backward-flying: "If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it." (12:56)
• Andy, bodily humor: "The bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number, right?" (16:53)
• The great blood type confusion:
  "I have a 23andMe somewhere...I googled, ‘Can you tell your blood type from DNA?’ And yes, you can. But 23andMe just asks you!" (25:01, 30:00)
• Game Moment – Corn Holders:
  "How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders?" (31:39)
  "I use nature’s corn holders." (31:45)
• Jason on picking a lion's pet: "If I had to pick, I'm going with a Komodo dragon...that is nature’s monster..." (50:52)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro / Scat: [01:41–02:03]
• Would You Rather (Plane Seating): [03:04–14:34]
• Organ vs. Possessions Debate: [14:35–19:23]
• Blood Type Mystery: [19:23–25:40]
• Guess, Guess, Goose Game: [28:08–42:50]
• Spitballers Draft (Supervillain Pets): [44:21–58:13]
• What Did We Learn Today / Wrap-up: [58:16–58:40]

Episode Highlights – For New Listeners

• This episode is a showcase of the trio's chemistry—their endless riffs about organs, bathroom etiquette, generational trivia, and animal villainy turn mundane topics into riotous banter.
• You’ll learn more than you ever wanted about the guys’ approach to airplane bathrooms and—still—nothing about Jason’s blood type.
• The pet draft is classic Spitballers: absurd, creative, and genuinely competitive over who lands the best “evil animal” sidekick.
• Massive relatability, especially in not knowing your own blood type (“Your parents let you down.” – Jason, on not knowing) (24:53), and the generational shift away from corn holders, bedroom TVs, and bumper stickers.

Quick Takeaways

• The group collectively values empathy over annoyance—and will do almost anything to avoid being the “problem passenger.”
• Blood types are an actual modern mystery.
• Supervillains need piranhas, sharks, and at least one ominous bird.
• Elevator small talk is rarer than you think; you’re not alone.
• Andy still doesn’t know his blood type—and the saga continues.

Listen for:

• Recurring bits about “the goose hat” for losing the game rounds.
• Riotous laughter over everyday absurdities.
• Genuine moments of “did you know?” learning between the hosts.
• Peek into the "dad mentality" behind every outlandish scenario.

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