Frozen Freakout & The Best Midnight Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Summary

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Episode: Frozen Freakout & The Best Midnight Snacks

Hosts: Andy, Mike, Jason
Date: July 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode blends family-friendly silliness with relatable dad talk, focusing on late-night habits and hilarious life hypotheticals. The trio debates sleep routines (and Andy's absurd nightly armor), strange "Would You Rather" scenarios, and embarks on a lively “Guess, Guess, Goose” statistical guessing game. They cap things off with a draft of the best midnight snacks—full of nostalgia, guilty pleasures, and a lot of laughter.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Sleep Routines & Andy’s Wild Sleep Setup

(Starts ~04:10, peaks 08:04–17:15)

• “Would You Rather: More or Less Sunlight?”

  • The trio immediately agrees: “Why would I want less?” (04:11).
  • Arizona pride comes in, as they joke about not observing Daylight Savings Time.
  • Jason: “The sun should not…you guys have eyelids!” (05:41).

• Andy’s Insane Bedtime Ritual

  • Andy reveals a laundry list of gadgets and practices:
    • Electromagnetic field device, grounding mat, red light panels, CPAP, nose strip, mouth tape, sleep mask, and more.
    • “If I had a body armor suit while I slept, I'd be perfect.” – Andy (10:48).
    • Mike: “Are you the guy from Better Call Saul?” (09:49).
    • Josh: “He’s as close to one of those people in the chambers when they send them into space…” (10:34).
  • Andy gets a detailed report every morning on his phone: "I get my morning text about how my sleep was. And that's toilet time." (11:37).
  • The group mocks but admits to their own routines and the creeping influence of age: “We are old.” – Mike (14:05).

2. More Sunlight or Less? Devil’s Advocate

(15:03–17:29)

• Jason raises the temperature angle: “If you have more sunlight ... it's going to get hotter earlier.” (15:09).
• Mike cites the “magic of Christmas” needing early darkness, adding to the argument for less sunlight in certain seasons (16:59).

3. Would You Rather: Mouth-to-Mouth with a Bull Snake or Raccoon?

(17:43–22:32)

• Debate over which animal is less horrifying:
  • Mike: “A raccoon has a whole set of teeth.” (17:55).
  • Andy: “I'm not putting my mouth on a snake.” (18:00).
  • Group details raccoon horror stories and Google image searches.
• Final consensus: Most would pick the (unvenomous) bull snake after contemplating raccoon teeth—“They grip it and they rip it.” (20:37, Mike).

4. Guess, Guess, Goose: Stat Game Showdown

(24:36–44:54)

• The group dons silly hats and plays Guess, Guess, Goose, trying to estimate America’s quirky statistics.

• Sample questions:

  • % of Americans understanding rugby: Only 13%. “Zero percent in this room!” (27:32).
  • Let It Go from Frozen, 10+ times: 42%. Debate if that’s high or low, with Andy and Mike’s dad-life experience showing: “I've heard it 700,000 times.” – Andy (30:05).
  • Pooped on a plane: 52%. Mike’s proud of his contributions: “One of my favorite places to poop.” (32:40–33:12).
  • Traveled outside the country alone: 29%. Quick reality checks about what “alone” means. (34:00–36:33).
  • Display candles, never lit (for 1+ year): 55%. “Too much candle.” (38:19).
  • Pick Superman power – Flying vs. X-ray: 83% pick flying. Group thinks it should be nearly 100%. (41:47).
  • Created romantic mixtapes/playlists: 61%. Discussion about modern playlists replacing mixtapes. (43:56).

• Best Remarkable Moments:

  • Mike’s protest about the fairness of questions, particularly “Let It Go” vs. “traveled outside the country."
  • Sudden tiebreakers lead to Mike being labeled “super goose.”

5. Draft: Best Midnight Snacks

(44:44–59:52)

• Draft Order & Picks:

  1. Ice cream – Mike: “It's delicious and it's right there, ready to go for you.” (46:40)
  2. Cold pizza – Andy: “Straight out the fridge.” (48:01)
  3. Taco Bell – Josh: “If you want to do some damage…” (48:32)
  4. Cereal – Josh (49:03)
  5. SpaghettiOs w/ meatballs – Andy: “It's my most guilty pleasure on the face of the regular.” (50:45)
  6. Beef jerky & potato chips – Mike: “That's the combo ... saved my life many times!” (51:38)
  7. Cookies & milk – Andy: “Cold glass, dunk the cookie in ... so good.” (53:05)
  8. Leftovers – Josh: “Straight from the fridge—Chinese food, whatever.” (53:33)
  9. Peanut butter (straight from the jar) – Josh (53:59)
  10. Little Debbie snacks – Andy: “If I could go in my pantry ... taking my zebra cakes ... shut that door behind myself in the pantry.” (55:57)
  11. Jack in the Box tacos – Mike: “Good lord, nothing can hit the spot.” (57:25)

• Honorable mentions: Hot Pockets, Bagel Bites, leftover wings, Pizza Bites, Little Debbie’s snacks.

• Final chat devolves into classic snack shame, the best places to eat at midnight (“pantry, bed, or bathroom," Andy 57:07), and the unique love for cold leftovers.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Andy on his sleep ritual:
  “No, I can do this all by myself… The catheter is the nurse. Okay, but she lives on site.” (11:03)

• Mike, marveling at modern sleep trends:
  “Are you the guy from Better Call Saul?” (09:49)

• On sunlight debate:
  “Seattle's not gonna do it ... Sun is still up.” – Mike (15:55)

• On giving mouth-to-mouth to animals:
  “A raccoon has a whole set of teeth.” – Mike (17:55)
  “I'm not putting my mouth on a snake.” – Andy (18:00)

• Post-poop discussion:
  “I've pooped on so many planes ... It's one of my favorite places to poop.” – Mike (32:36, 32:51)

• On SpaghettiOs:
  “Disgusting…It is my most guilty pleasure.” – Andy (50:45)

• On snack strategy:
  “If it's late, and I walk in and see a box … I get the tangles, man.” – Andy (50:34)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro Banter & Podcast Start: 01:18
• Would You Rather (Sunlight/Bedtime Routines): 04:08–17:29
• Mouth-to-Mouth with Animals Debate: 17:43–22:32
• Guess, Guess, Goose (Stat Game): 24:36–44:54
• Midnight Snack Draft: 44:44–59:52
• Honorable Snack Mentions & Episode Wrap: 59:53–61:09

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Final Thoughts

The Spitballers deliver their trademark blend of ridiculous life hypotheticals and sneakily insightful commentary, making this a perfect episode for anyone craving laughter, classic dad jokes, and a taste of relatable yet over-the-top late-night living.

For more nonsense, check out: http://SpitballersPod.com

Transcript

[Andy Holloway]

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[Mike]

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[Jason]

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[Mike]

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[Advertiser 1]

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[Andy Holloway]

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike and Jason. Okay, okay. Trying to rescue it. There it is.

[Mike]

We got there.

[Andy Holloway]

I was so hoping you went for a third one.

[Josh]

Oh, that's. That's the.

[Mike]

The zabba dabba da dweed up.

[Josh]

That's the underrated way to save it. Spitballers episode 372. Yeah, they took it from a 2 to a 2.5. That's a good point.

[Mike]

How dare you.

[Josh]

Would you rather.

[Mike]

On the show last week we just got more. But dinghy.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, but that was a 25% increase.

[Josh]

Mine was twisted into the lyrics.

[Mike]

This guy's over here is like, hey, what if. Dude, what if I just did the same thing every week? And you're like, oh my God, nine

[Andy Holloway]

and a half out of ten.

[Josh]

I don't think I've said Badinghy in a long time. I think if you went to the tape, it's been a bazillion years.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, it's been a.

[Josh]

It felt like time to bring it back. Yeah, but I hear what you're saying. You want one for next week?

[Mike]

Since you had scattered, it had been exactly three new shows since Badingi had been brought up.

[Josh]

Somebody's jealous. Would you rather guess? Guess?

[Mike]

Goose freaking nailed that. And stopping his weed up.

[Josh]

And best foods you eat after or at midnight. Best midnight snack.

[Mike]

Oh, this Is another way to. This is which shameful. The only things eaten at midnight are shame. Are full of shame.

[Andy Holloway]

You're not going out there and grilling a chicken.

[Mike]

No, no, no. You're.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, man. Chicken breast at midnight.

[Mike]

I'm going to roast some broccoli.

[Andy Holloway]

Feels really good. Get a nice rest in. Have my protein.

[Josh]

I mean we.

[Andy Holloway]

Now this is where I go. And I shut the pantry door with myself inside.

[Josh]

It's already dark.

[Andy Holloway]

I can't be found.

[Josh]

You're dark inside the dark.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I got my. I got my phone flashlight out. No one can know I'm in.

[Mike]

Are you going to draft Hawaiian rolls?

[Andy Holloway]

It's on the list.

[Josh]

Thank you for joining us on X. At Spitballers Pod. You can follow Jason at Jason Moore. At Jason Moore. I forgot your name wasn't. Yeah, you've got Jason Moore.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, that's your name.

[Mike]

Read them all, read them all.

[Josh]

And then I'm at Andy Holloway.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes, Jason Moore or at Andy Holloway or.

[Mike]

Makes sense.

[Josh]

At FF Hitman. Spitballerspot.com is the website. Let's get started.

[Andy Holloway]

Would you rather.

[Josh]

Well, this is weird. Would you rather have three hours less or three hours more of sunlight each day? Why would I want less?

[Andy Holloway]

I don't understand this question.

[Jason]

Okay, I'm gonna give a qualifier. First of all, in both situations, the three hours is split to each side of like sunrise, sunset.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. Still sun, Sun.

[Josh]

More sun, more sun.

[Andy Holloway]

I don't understand. Why would anybody.

[Jason]

Sun is coming up an hour and a half earlier.

[Josh]

We have like a whole system built called Daylight Savings Time to give us more daylight when we don't have enough.

[Andy Holloway]

You know what I think?

[Mike]

In Arizona we said that's for the birds.

[Josh]

I know. Because we have enough.

[Mike]

We don't do that bull crap.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, let me argue the other side. Don't you guys ever think, wouldn't it be nice. No, genuinely. Wouldn't it be nice if it was like, it was dark and depressing and there was no light outside?

[Josh]

Right.

[Andy Holloway]

And while you're awake. Yeah, yeah, I'm awake. But like, man, it's dark outside. I can't see anything.

[Josh]

I guess if I was into laser tag.

[Andy Holloway]

Am I selling you on this laser tag?

[Mike]

Hold on, hold on. I need. I need hours. I need. We need to label this. Okay? So the way my world works, I don't. I don't actually care when the sun comes up, but like when the sun. The sun starts waking me up around 5:30 right now in Arizona in this summer. Yeah. Yeah.

[Josh]

But guess what? They got who's they. They got an eye mask and it just makes it dark all the time.

[Andy Holloway]

That's true. Or blackout curtains.

[Josh]

Or, you know, the solutions are there.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But let's say I have eyelids.

[Andy Holloway]

The sun should not.

[Mike]

You guys have eyelids.

[Josh]

Mike, you're. So in this case, the sun gets up an hour and a half later. So it's seven and then it goes down.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Which way?

[Josh]

Early.

[Mike]

It's both sunny. It's gonna. So in this question, three hours more. Oh, you're doing the more you're talking 4:00am yeah, it would be up 8

[Andy Holloway]

p. Really, really early. But the thing is, is in this,

[Josh]

I guess I wouldn't see a sunrise. That would be a problem.

[Andy Holloway]

That would be a problem. You would really?

[Mike]

Do you. Do you. Do you. Blackout curtain.

[Josh]

We have technically blackout blinds, but the cracks on the side are so bright.

[Mike]

Right now. I just have the blind shutters. The shutters. Thank you. Thank you. The shutters. But they're, you know, 10 plus years old, so they don't really hold the up position, you know?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[Mike]

Yeah. As things get older, holding the up positions more difficult.

[Andy Holloway]

Either of you use a sleep mask?

[Josh]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Mike]

I did. I have misplaced my sleep mask.

[Andy Holloway]

I am on my 24th.

[Mike]

I have no idea where it is.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm on my 24th sleep mask. When I move and they get rid of this bed, there will be a graveyard of sleep masks under my bed. I mean, it's just like, I don't

[Josh]

understand how they do you get the manta one?

[Andy Holloway]

I don't know the brand. I get the one where it's like, wait, Josh.

[Mike]

I can just tighten the screw and it's all fixed.

[Andy Holloway]

If they're plantation shutters.

[Advertiser 2]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

They have a little adjustment screw to change the resistance.

[Mike]

What kind of screw? Is this a star? Is this just the Phillips?

[Andy Holloway]

It's a hex.

[Josh]

I can't deal with the star, man.

[Mike]

Oh, the star. I don't have the star now.

[Josh]

Ow. I don't have.

[Mike]

Who has star screws?

[Josh]

You said you have blackout curtains.

[Mike]

Those are. Those are specialties. No one has those.

[Josh]

You ever sleep masked?

[Jason]

I wear a cpap. I don't. I don't want more things strapped to my face.

[Josh]

I want to wake up and I

[Jason]

had the sleep mask. I can't. I can't do it.

[Mike]

Sometimes when I go to sleep, I see pap.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I. I get it. Sometimes when I go to sleep, I feel ridiculous. I feel like Barry Bonds. So if you're not familiar. Barry Bonds used to just armor up.

[Mike]

You feel like a. Like a night in Camelot.

[Andy Holloway]

I will sometimes. If I'm doing the whole routine. If I'm doing the whole routine.

[Mike]

Okay, describe the whole routine.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay. Whole routine. I'm going to take. I've got a little device by my bed that is like a electromagnetic field. I'm going to turn the sleep mode on. On that. Then I'm going to take.

[Mike]

Is that the cpap?

[Andy Holloway]

No, no, no. I also have a cpap. Oh, no.

[Mike]

You have a what?

[Andy Holloway]

It's like an electromagnetic field.

[Mike]

That does what?

[Andy Holloway]

It changes nobody. Different things. Well, so there's a.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not walking past. You have what?

[Andy Holloway]

It's like a pemf. I've got a.

[Mike]

What does that even mean?

[Josh]

Mike is hardcore about this.

[Mike]

Jason. No, no, Josh is with me.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm with Jay on this. Wait, boom. In.

[Josh]

Josh. On your.

[Mike]

On.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, in my face.

[Mike]

Hold on. So this thing does what?

[Andy Holloway]

It gives pulse electromagnetic fields while you sleep or wake. There's different modes. So in the morning, sometimes I lay on the mat and I use it, but when I go to sleep, I put the little.

[Mike]

What is your mat?

[Andy Holloway]

It's like. It's a mat. It's a.

[Mike]

Not your bed.

[Andy Holloway]

No, that goes on top of the bed. That is on top of my other mattress.

[Mike]

What is happening, Andy? And you can't let me be alone.

[Josh]

Listen, I didn't.

[Mike]

What.

[Josh]

I would have left that part out.

[Mike]

What is happening?

[Andy Holloway]

I should have left that part out. I would have left that part. I should have left that part.

[Mike]

You put your. Your cell phone on airplane mode so that the five GS don't get you Correct.

[Andy Holloway]

And you turn your.

[Mike]

You turn your WI FI router off.

[Andy Holloway]

Getting back to. Getting back to my sleep routine. When I go, the whole.

[Mike]

And your television never goes on.

[Andy Holloway]

This is why we're worried. Are you the guy.

[Mike]

Are you the guy from Better Call Saul?

[Josh]

He's also barefoot on the earth. He cut a little hole.

[Mike]

You ground in the morning.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, the grounding is the mat. It's a grounding mat, Mike. I do ground in the morning, but it's on a mat under the red light panel like everybody does. This is normal.

[Josh]

He just opened up the red light panel as well.

[Mike]

What is happening?

[Josh]

This is all in addition to your armor.

[Mike]

What?

[Andy Holloway]

So then I've got my nose strip.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh. I'm robbing.

[Mike]

That's fine.

[Josh]

I am robbing you. Then I've got our helpless at night.

[Andy Holloway]

Then I've got my mouth tape. Okay.

[Josh]

You imagine him getting up to defend his family.

[Andy Holloway]

Then I've got my cpap and then I've got my sleep mask.

[Josh]

You're as close to one of those people in the chambers when they send him off into space to be. To be in comas for years.

[Mike]

You go to sleep at Bane from

[Andy Holloway]

Batman just needs some kind of like, body armor.

[Mike]

Now I will rest.

[Andy Holloway]

If I had a body armor suit while I slept, I'd be perfect.

[Mike]

What are you doing?

[Josh]

And when the robber breaks in, he goes, give me a second.

[Andy Holloway]

Give me a second. I gotta get some of this stuff off.

[Josh]

Do you have to have a team come in and hook you up?

[Andy Holloway]

No, I can do this all by myself.

[Josh]

She's the catheter.

[Andy Holloway]

In the catheter is the nurse. Okay, but she's, you know, she lives on site.

[Mike]

What is happening?

[Josh]

Mike is. Mike's eyes are opening.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Do you see how healthy he is

[Andy Holloway]

though, Man, I feel like I should my mouth.

[Mike]

But you, you also. Then you sleep on top of your subscription mattress, correct?

[Andy Holloway]

My pod. Well, my. We're not a sponsor, so, you know,

[Mike]

don't say their name.

[Josh]

When he gets to the breakfast table, he actually reviews reports from the previous night for 45 minutes.

[Andy Holloway]

He gets emailed by toilet time. He gets emailed. I get my morning text. I get my morning text about how my sleep was. And that's toilet time.

[Josh]

Out of curiosity, when you get the

[Mike]

morning, are you ever like, I disagree

[Andy Holloway]

sometimes, sir, but rarely I feel terrible

[Mike]

and you're telling me I slept great.

[Josh]

At the bottom of the text, does it say, you may need to buy these other three things for better sleep?

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm not tapped out.

[Mike]

If you do it right now. If you do it right now. Six months for the price of three, but only if you do it right now.

[Josh]

I'm subscribing from this podcast.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm doing on your phone. I'm looking at my. My report this morning. I got a text.

[Mike]

You know your reports?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. Well, this one is. One of them says, good morning, Jason Sleep Fitness. Score 87. That's pretty good score.

[Mike]

Oh, you are. You are so fit.

[Andy Holloway]

I got seven hours and seven minutes of sleep last night.

[Mike]

That's not bad.

[Andy Holloway]

An hour and nine minutes of deep sleep. Two hours 14min. And then. Goodness, my 71 beats per minute. Heart rate is a little high.

[Mike]

That does seem a little high.

[Andy Holloway]

28 charge.

[Josh]

Being electrocuted at night. That's good for being electrocuted.

[Mike]

It's probably from all of the pimps.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, the pimps, that is.

[Josh]

Pimp.

[Andy Holloway]

Pimp. How long does this pulse electromagnetic fields like five minutes. I fall asleep sometimes.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andy Holloway]

After the 20 minute setup I'm right to sleep after I get my magnesium.

[Josh]

Oh, yeah. We haven't even gotten into supplements.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes, once I take my EAAS and my magnesium.

[Josh]

Is it glycinate? What are you throwing down?

[Mike]

How do you know these words?

[Andy Holloway]

It's just. Come on, man, this is what everybody does when he goes.

[Mike]

No, we lay down and we close our eyes and we go to sleep.

[Josh]

Imagine if there's a draft and he had to go fight and like sleep in the wilderness. Camping is out then.

[Andy Holloway]

Camping is. I mean, look, I can.

[Josh]

How do you go to a hotel?

[Andy Holloway]

I can slum it at a hotel. If I go to a nice resort, I can.

[Mike]

What? Okay, minimum.

[Josh]

Where my pimps at?

[Mike]

Minimum. Stars needed for you.

[Josh]

Oh boy.

[Andy Holloway]

Minimum four. But like I'm not going there.

[Jason]

Come on.

[Mike]

I'll look at it minimum. And we'll be like.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Can you imagine?

[Josh]

Is that entire 15 minute diatribe why you don't wear a sleep mask? Yeah, that's why. Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

Because you still look better man than you still look cool.

[Josh]

You just hook up one machine.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What are your pre bed supplements?

[Jason]

I do do the magnesium.

[Advertiser 1]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We are old.

[Jason]

I take some stronger prescription sleep aids as well.

[Josh]

And what about you there, papa Josh? What do you take before?

[Andy Holloway]

I take a lot, man. Okay. I'm not alone. I'm not alone.

[Mike]

Guys.

[Andy Holloway]

Wait, Andy, what's your sleep routine? Do you have things you do? Do you take a supplement? Do you.

[Mike]

I like how no one is mentioned. I brush my teeth.

[Josh]

I'm trying to think before bed.

[Mike]

I take a real sugary magnesium drink. I swish it around.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I do. I do brush my teeth. I wash my face, I moisturize my face.

[Josh]

Oh my gosh, it's getting longer.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I usually put my.

[Mike]

Hey, I'll stand for skin care, take care of that.

[Andy Holloway]

And then sometimes there's some products I put in my hair.

[Mike]

Oh, that's fine.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, so that's all fine. Pre sleep.

[Mike]

You lose me at the electronics.

[Josh]

You don't have time to sleep?

[Andy Holloway]

No, it's like a good 45 minute routine.

[Josh]

I want more sunlight. I don't care. I can.

[Mike]

There was a.

[Josh]

Solve the problem of it being too bright.

[Andy Holloway]

Absolutely.

[Jason]

Let me play devil's advocate real quick.

[Josh]

What it was that was aggregate.

[Jason]

Is there any implications to temperature? Because if you have more sunlight in the Day temperatures are going to rise.

[Mike]

73, bro.

[Jason]

I'm just saying, even outside, like, it's going to get hotter earlier.

[Mike]

No, not indoors where it's climate.

[Josh]

I'm not golfing in the dark. So whenever it's light, that's when I'll go golfing. Yeah, I mean, I got to get

[Jason]

up at 4 o' clock in the morning and.

[Andy Holloway]

Are you saying that the golf course was open and he would be like, heck, yeah.

[Josh]

There are places where you can test these extremes.

[Mike]

You go.

[Josh]

Go live in Alaska and you're going to get like two hours of sunlight or two hours of, you know, darkness. Are you saying you actually would. Your choice would be three hours less.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm firmly.

[Josh]

What about five?

[Andy Holloway]

Would not.

[Josh]

What about five hours left?

[Jason]

Josh. Josh is with me.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, you guys go to Seattle, have the dark. Dreary.

[Mike]

Seattle's not gonna do it.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I'm just saying a lot less sunlight.

[Mike]

Cloudy. The sun is still up.

[Andy Holloway]

No, the sun still exists, but that's less sunlight. You're telling me that there's not less sunlight with clouds?

[Mike]

It's diffused. It's not gone.

[Josh]

You could have gone Alaska.

[Andy Holloway]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

Like you could have gone Iceland.

[Andy Holloway]

Suicide rates are higher in Seattle because the sun is behind clouds. It's less sunny.

[Mike]

I do.

[Josh]

There's like in Alaska, daylight lamps that you.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Josh]

Sit in front of to get rid of seasonal effect. Seasonal defective. No, that's not seasonal.

[Mike]

Depression.

[Josh]

Depression disorder.

[Mike]

There, there is.

[Jason]

I think it's effective.

[Josh]

Okay, I was close.

[Mike]

There is a magic. But it's. It's the seasons. Like, you know, right now while we're recording, it's like the sun is up a lot.

[Josh]

It's too much.

[Mike]

It's.

[Josh]

I would say.

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[Mike]

It's up so much.

[Josh]

I would vote for it being the morning. I would rather it be coming up at 7 o' clock then 5:30.

[Mike]

I do agree with that.

[Josh]

But if I had to trade it for the nighttime being dark at 5:30 instead of 7 or something.

[Mike]

But you need that for the magic of Christmas. You want it to be like the magic of Christmas. A part of it is the sun goes down at 4:35pm and then it's just dark for this long period of time of the year where you're like, am I supposed to be tired? And then you look at it, you're like, it's five, I haven't had dinner. What is happening? I am just fascinated.

[Josh]

Do you plan to add supplements or are you pretty much capped out or is this Going up for no, I'm the older you get.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm capped out until new technologies exist. I'm really looking forward to the next wave of peptides.

[Mike]

Ooh, is there a sleep peptide coming soon?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, no, there are some that have helped me to sleep for sure.

[Josh]

Well, this is a perfect follow up. Would you rather give mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bull snake or a raccoon?

[Mike]

Oh.

[Josh]

What?

[Andy Holloway]

Why would you want to give mouth to mouth to a snake over a raccoon?

[Mike]

Because a raccoon has a whole set of teeth.

[Josh]

I can control a snake.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, my gosh. I'm not putting my mouth on a snake.

[Josh]

Is it. That's what it is for you?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, it's what it is. It's a monster. A raccoon is a cute thing. It's got teeth and maybe the cpap,

[Josh]

kind of like a snake wreck.

[Mike]

Yes. Raccoons are amazing because they are simultaneously so cute and adorable and cuddly, but they're dirty and then they can go

[Andy Holloway]

and they're like, oh, my God.

[Mike]

That's a.

[Andy Holloway]

They got claws, teeth.

[Josh]

Yes. If they ate plants out in the wilderness, we wouldn't think they're gross.

[Mike]

No, they don't. But they eat garbage.

[Josh]

Yeah, they just dig through garbage. They're the vultures of the garbage. Yeah, look, I. I feel like I can control a snake if I'm holding a snake.

[Mike]

A bull snake does not control a rat. That's not a ven snake.

[Andy Holloway]

No, correct. No.

[Mike]

So he just might give you a little love bite. Correct.

[Andy Holloway]

He would. He would.

[Josh]

He's gonna be a sleep while I'm resuscitating him. They gotta get him away.

[Mike]

Does he have the retractable fangs or is he a constrictor?

[Josh]

Will I blow him up?

[Jason]

I don't know the answer to that, Josh.

[Andy Holloway]

The CPR to a snake. You might blow him up. There's only one non venomous snake. It's like a balloon animal.

[Mike]

Wait, what?

[Andy Holloway]

There's only one non venomous snake that has fangs.

[Josh]

Is it a bull snake?

[Andy Holloway]

No. Okay, what is the question?

[Josh]

What is. It has no bite? Oh, it just has teeth.

[Andy Holloway]

I think it's the Jacobson's boa or Jacob's bow is like that. Does a bull snake have teeth?

[Josh]

Yes, they have teeth.

[Mike]

But like little. Little.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, sure.

[Mike]

They don't. They don't get the big sharp one.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, let me ask you this. Genuine no disease, no venom.

[Josh]

Oh, man, they're nasty.

[Andy Holloway]

Would you rather be bit on the arm just right on your forearm by A raccoon or a snake? Bull snake.

[Mike]

I think a bull snake.

[Andy Holloway]

I feel like it's a raccoon.

[Mike]

I think it's a bull.

[Andy Holloway]

I would freak out. I would freak out at the snake.

[Josh]

Ten days to Sunday.

[Mike]

Okay, Jeremy, just send a picture of a raccoon with his teeth. With his.

[Josh]

With his. The wrapper looks like it's been made by AI.

[Andy Holloway]

It's so scary that, that, that raccoon has a human mouth.

[Mike]

That's. No, that's.

[Jason]

No, it's not.

[Mike]

That's a real raccoon.

[Andy Holloway]

That's AI.

[Mike]

That's a. That's a.

[Andy Holloway]

It's got a full set of chompers.

[Josh]

What do you think?

[Mike]

Did he have braces?

[Andy Holloway]

He had brains.

[Mike]

His teeth are very straight.

[Josh]

Have you ever seen a raccoon skeleton before? Look at this, Jay. It's got canines and incisors for days.

[Mike]

What is that? What is that? What is that?

[Andy Holloway]

No, that's a monster.

[Mike]

That's a raccoon.

[Andy Holloway]

That's not a raccoon.

[Mike]

Absolutely not.

[Andy Holloway]

No way.

[Mike]

Absolutely.

[Andy Holloway]

Give me the bull snake.

[Mike]

Absolutely not.

[Josh]

Give me the bull snake. There's a chance that that is what it is.

[Andy Holloway]

That's not.

[Josh]

Yeah, it is.

[Andy Holloway]

I mean, this isn't great for audio, but what I'm looking at is a skull of a monster. Venomous. I mean, this is like a mythological creature. This isn't a raccoon.

[Josh]

Look, I want to be bit by a snake. That snake's not going to bother me.

[Mike]

Hold on. Bull snakes possess multiple rows of small, sharp, rear curving teeth. Because they are non venomous, they lack hollow fangs. Instead, they use their teeth to grip. They grip it and they rip it.

[Josh]

Yeah, they grip and rip.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Josh]

But I can. That's what I can do.

[Mike]

I respect it.

[Josh]

I can grip.

[Mike]

That's how I golf.

[Josh]

I can grab. I can grab a snake and rip it off of me. I cannot do that with a freaking raccoon.

[Mike]

No, if you rip a raccoon off your. Your arm is also being ripped off.

[Andy Holloway]

The bull snake would be very superficial. These teeth aren't going deep. No. Yeah, I guess we got a. I guess we got to.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Andy Holloway]

Here.

[Josh]

Snakes are.

[Mike]

But the raccoon.

[Josh]

Weird, man.

[Mike]

The raccoon is like. If you have like a gum wrapper in your pocket, you'd be like, hey, little guy.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going to be. I'm going to be honest with you for.

[Mike]

Do I.

[Josh]

You ever feel bad for them? Interesting.

[Mike]

Because they don't have legs like they're

[Josh]

supposed to have arms and legs and they just don't.

[Mike]

For snakes.

[Josh]

For snakes, No.

[Andy Holloway]

I don't ever feel bad.

[Josh]

You don't feel bad for them. Interesting. For monsters.

[Mike]

I don't know if I've ever thought.

[Andy Holloway]

I've never felt bad for snakes.

[Josh]

If you cut the legs and arms off of lizards, you feel bad for that, right?

[Jason]

Of course.

[Andy Holloway]

They're delightful, cute little animals. So the honest truth, is it what makes something cute? It's a little bit subjective, but it's.

[Josh]

Some people, usually fluffiness.

[Mike]

Fluffiness is a very strong.

[Josh]

People are all about geckos and lizards. They're all cute.

[Andy Holloway]

I think they've got a cute little

[Josh]

face they don't want to hurt.

[Andy Holloway]

They got a face.

[Mike]

They got a face of innocence which

[Josh]

a raccoon is a serpent, dragon.

[Andy Holloway]

A raccoon has a very sweet face.

[Mike]

And then a raccoon can be a very monstrous.

[Andy Holloway]

When I heard this question, I genuinely thought is a bull snake or a squirrel? When I heard raccoon, I pictured a squirrel and that was where I was like, give me the squirrel.

[Josh]

Why'd you picture a squirrel?

[Andy Holloway]

Because I'm stupid, man. He's just a cute little woodland animal.

[Mike]

Did you hear his sleep routine?

[Josh]

It's wild. Mike was very entertained. Let's play everyone's favorite game,

[Andy Holloway]

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[Andy Holloway]

What time is it? Game time.

[Josh]

Oh, somebody's got to put on a little hat. And it's not me.

[Mike]

It's me. And I don't know if it even

[Josh]

fits on your skull.

[Mike]

Oh, it's behind me.

[Andy Holloway]

But it is definitely does not fit on his.

[Mike]

You cannot strap.

[Josh]

I managed to not lose, which was great. Jason hasn't been the goose in a while.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Josh]

What do we got, six rounds here.

[Jason]

You each do two. This is.

[Josh]

This is one of my favorite top. This is one of my top 50 spitballers games.

[Andy Holloway]

I would agree with that. I would put it top 20.

[Josh]

You look great, Mike.

[Mike]

I got it strapped.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, he strapped it.

[Josh]

All right. You guys can follow along at home. You'll catch on to what we're doing.

[Andy Holloway]

You're getting a rear naked choke from a goose right now. Like that. It is. It is literally trying to choke you out.

[Mike]

And the craziest part is really funny. It's working. His arms and his legs are very visible. Yeah. While he's choking me.

[Josh]

You're more of the egg in that situation. Beneath the goose birthing you. Guess. Guess. Goose. What percentage of Americans actually know what's going on in a rugby match?

[Mike]

Oh, what?

[Josh]

So rugby. If we're watching rugby, I got to set the percentage Americans knowing what's going on in a rugby.

[Mike]

Let me. Let me say this before you give you your answer. Rugby is awesome.

[Josh]

You love it. I know, I know. I knew you're going to say that.

[Mike]

The fact that we don't have popularized rugby. It bothers you in the United States is a. It's a travesty. Because Americans would love rugby.

[Josh]

It's physical.

[Mike]

No, you would.

[Andy Holloway]

You would. Isn't it poor man's football, though.

[Mike]

No, not at all.

[Andy Holloway]

So you're saying football's poor man's rugby.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Josh]

No, I think when you talk about it in physicality terms, I think that's right. Because it's more physical and it's more like it's wild.

[Mike]

Rugby is such an incredible Game.

[Josh]

You went and saw it in Australia.

[Mike]

Of skill and physicality.

[Josh]

Or did you?

[Mike]

I did not.

[Josh]

Oh, you saw Australian Rules Football.

[Mike]

I did, but when I was in Australia, I watched so much rugby.

[Josh]

11% now.

[Mike]

Okay, you've given your answer. When I was watching rugby as an American in Australia, did I understand what was happening?

[Josh]

No.

[Mike]

No, of course I did not.

[Josh]

11%.

[Mike]

The rules are ridiculous.

[Jason]

And just a quick reminder, three points if he gets the exact percentage. Two points if he's correct, within 5% in each direction. And then the other two guys.

[Mike]

11.

[Jason]

One point if they're higher or lower is correct.

[Mike]

11 is such a good guess. The margin for error. Oh, man.

[Josh]

Yeah, because if you lower, you're in danger.

[Mike]

Eleven is such a. What percentage of Americans actually know what's going. I'm going to go lower.

[Josh]

I was saying it could be too high.

[Mike]

I got to go lower.

[Andy Holloway]

I didn't know what you were going to say, and I wrote down less because no matter what you said, I'm taking less. I think it's like 3%.

[Josh]

You're probably right.

[Jason]

All right, Andy's going to walk away with two points because he was within 5%. The correct answer was 13.

[Josh]

Oh, baby.

[Mike]

I knew it was a good line.

[Andy Holloway]

Give me a break. No way Andy gets two.

[Jason]

The other guy's getting.

[Mike]

I feel good. That's real good.

[Josh]

Now, none of us. You pull this room at 0%, so that's a great start. All right, Mike, you're up.

[Mike]

It's hard because it's like there are

[Josh]

people out there that follow it well.

[Mike]

Like, you could watch it and you could understand the majority of what's going on, but there's going to be.

[Josh]

It's wild because I'll watch Olympic sports, and I feel like I understand almost all of them, but if you put rugby on, I won't.

[Mike]

Here's the thing is, it's like American football gridiron. Other people watching it, for the most part, they're going to understand what's going on. But there's so much, like, tiki tack stuff, nuanced stuff, that we as like, if you're an American who grew up watching football is like, the whistleblowers are, like, holding or offsides. You like, you know what happened as a casual, though, like, they don't know what's going on for sure.

[Josh]

All right, Mike, great start. So far, everybody agrees.

[Mike]

Mike, what percentage of people have heard Let It Go from Frozen in its entirety? More than 10 times?

[Andy Holloway]

More than 10 times.

[Josh]

How many? Okay, There's a lot of things to think about. There might gets the sub. 10 times is a really high bar for its entirety.

[Mike]

I am astronomically over 10 as I imagine everyone. Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

This group.

[Mike]

Or maybe no.

[Andy Holloway]

Josh, if you heard it 10 times, would you say in its entirety?

[Mike]

Maybe.

[Josh]

No, no. Mike, you get to set it.

[Mike]

I'm going to go.

[Josh]

I'm very curious where you're going to put it.

[Mike]

I think it's the majority. I think 62%. Jason, you're 62% have heard let it go from Frozen in its entirety more.

[Andy Holloway]

I wrote down 55%, so I'm going to go with.

[Mike]

Oh, my God, it worked.

[Josh]

I wrote down 41%. I figured, oh, so you guys are both. I figured, obviously you have kids. That's going to bring it up, which a lot of people have kids.

[Mike]

But this is incredible because I was. I wanted a line where I knew you guys would go lower, but I know it's higher.

[Josh]

All right, what is it?

[Mike]

It is lower.

[Jason]

Andy, you're on Friday. It was 42%. You were 1% off.

[Mike]

Oh, no, it's not 42.

[Andy Holloway]

That feels right.

[Jason]

You guys each.

[Mike]

That feels right.

[Andy Holloway]

It does. The fact that, like, Josh has not heard it 10 times. Like, if you're not. I mean, I've heard it 700,000 times.

[Josh]

What percentage.

[Mike]

There's five people in this room, just think about this. And four have heard it more than 10 times.

[Andy Holloway]

Four of them have kids.

[Josh]

If you have kids, what percentage of people have kids?

[Andy Holloway]

I don't know, 70% of.

[Josh]

And then what percentage of those have, like, girls in that age, probably. Which is. I'm just talking.

[Mike]

I disagree with the. I dispute.

[Andy Holloway]

Well, here's.

[Josh]

I'm right, you're wrong.

[Andy Holloway]

Here's a more important question. I dispute a more important question with a more important answer.

[Josh]

It's not, have you seen it? It's ten times.

[Andy Holloway]

Mike, what percentage of people have pooped on planes?

[Josh]

What?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, Mike's hand goes up. How many. What percentage of people have taken a dump on a plane as ask Ask.

[Mike]

More than once.

[Josh]

What is this? Just a side question. Oh, this is your question? Oh, my gosh.

[Andy Holloway]

I thought you were the game. We're playing. We're playing.

[Josh]

I thought you were still on the goose. He was still talking about Let it go.

[Jason]

Andy was listening.

[Andy Holloway]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

Let it go.

[Andy Holloway]

You let it poop when you're on a plane, it's like, what do you sing when you're in the back? Let it go.

[Josh]

What percentage of people have pooped on planes? You get to set the line. Jason, I know your policy around public.

[Andy Holloway]

So here's the thing. I have pooped on a plane. And if you told me, if I ever. Obviously, you know, it was desperate. Yes, I would never. I would never. In public and on a plane. Goodness gracious, no. But there was a plane trip where I was like, yeah, I know.

[Josh]

You got it. Yeah. And they have a bathroom, so you gotta.

[Andy Holloway]

Man, it's gotta be. It's gotta be less than half because you don't most of the time when you fly. You might not even go to the bathroom.

[Josh]

What's the score right now?

[Jason]

Andy with three, Mike with zero, Jason with one.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

You know, it's not. It's not a guarantee.

[Mike]

That's under protest.

[Andy Holloway]

It's not a guarantee that you go to the bathroom anytime you're on a plane. Obviously, if you go to the bathroom on the plane, the majority of the time it's going to be a pee pee, not a poo poo. Then there's people who have never flown.

[Josh]

It's in your whole life.

[Andy Holloway]

So if you haven't flown in your entire life, you've never boosted on a plane.

[Josh]

That one's not factoring into my thought process. What's your number?

[Andy Holloway]

I'm going to say 36% of people have pooped on a plane.

[Mike]

I think that's a good guess.

[Josh]

It's a good guess. My numbers, mine. I agreed with your under 50% because I went 49%.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, so you're going.

[Josh]

You're going 49.

[Andy Holloway]

Higher than my 36.

[Mike]

36.

[Andy Holloway]

I went 36.

[Josh]

I guess I should have waited for Mike to lock in.

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I was.

[Andy Holloway]

He's pooping on a plane right now.

[Mike]

I've. I have pooped on so many. So many planes.

[Andy Holloway]

It's one of my favorite places to poop.

[Mike]

It is not one of my favorite places to poop, but I have. I've been there and made your mark.

[Josh]

All right, what's your number?

[Mike]

Look, it's not great.

[Josh]

Higher or lower?

[Mike]

36%. Pooped on a plane. 36%. It seems like the odds are you got to go. I'm going higher. I'm going to take the odds.

[Josh]

Please be lower.

[Jason]

It was higher than. In fact, it was a slight majority at 52%.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, so I get no points there?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

Correct.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Andy Holloway]

The majority of people have taken a dump on a.

[Josh]

First number was 51.

[Mike]

That's crazy. I logged with your log how many

[Andy Holloway]

people have pooped on a plane in this room? I am assuming it's just Mike and

[Josh]

I don't think I've done it.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. Okay, so the minority.

[Mike]

Oh, no. Jeremy's got hand up. So we're majority.

[Josh]

Yeah. Now, so the score is what, 4:1.

[Jason]

4 to 1 to 1.

[Josh]

Okay, I like this. But all right.

[Jason]

That does mean you have now guessed three of them within five points in each direction.

[Josh]

She's feeling good today. We'll see if we can keep it going. What percentage of people have traveled outside of the country by themselves? Outside of the country by themselves.

[Mike]

So college kids and assassins.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, that's a good point. You're gonna. You're not going with. You're not going with a family if you're gonna.

[Josh]

Now ironically got a job. I did this. I went out. I. When I was.

[Mike]

What? Where did you go?

[Josh]

Israel. By myself.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Josh]

I did it in my early 20s now.

[Mike]

Right. What was your mission?

[Josh]

My mission as a spy? To assassinate. I went to assassinate.

[Mike]

I can only assume you were in college or you were a spy.

[Josh]

I was trying to do a little traveling before I settled down. It is not going to be a majority my number. We'll see if I can keep it going. I don't think it's a lot. I think it's 18%.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, that's the number I wrote. Dad Gummett. That's exactly what I think.

[Josh]

I think it's 18%. That's my number. Mike went with. I went.

[Mike]

I'm going lower. I'm going lower. Spies college kids is under.

[Josh]

That says man with goose on head.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, man. 18 it was.

[Josh]

I love you making.

[Mike]

I know what I'm talking about.

[Andy Holloway]

18 was exactly, exactly the number.

[Josh]

I'm going to have to pick one

[Andy Holloway]

way I'm going to go lower. I think if I had to choose 17 or 19. I choose 17. So lower.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Jason]

Zero points being awarded this round.

[Josh]

It was higher.

[Jason]

It was 29%.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, higher. I said.

[Josh]

That's still pretty close.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Josh]

I feel.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Timeout. Go back to the frozen question, please.

[Jason]

Yeah. What percentage of people have let it go from frozen in its entirety more than 10 times?

[Mike]

Yeah, give me the answer.

[Jason]

42%.

[Mike]

And the question was what percentage of people have traveled outside of the country by themselves?

[Andy Holloway]

Just a bit more.

[Jason]

29%.

[Josh]

Now, the part of this to me

[Mike]

is, that's why we're under protest here, people.

[Josh]

I mean, there are not. Everything has to be a big flight, like people drive.

[Mike]

Was it 42 for frozen?

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[Josh]

People just drive.

[Mike]

13% more have traveled outside of the country alone.

[Josh]

10 times in its entirety. That's a lot.

[Mike]

Also, you know what's a lot? Traveling outside of.

[Josh]

You can drive to Mexico from Arizona in five seconds.

[Mike]

Who's. Who's.

[Josh]

You can drive up to Canada.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Jason]

I have traveled in Arizona.

[Mike]

Lifers of Arizona.

[Andy Holloway]

No, I have gone to Mexico by myself twice. Multiple. Three times.

[Mike]

By yourself?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Completely alone.

[Josh]

With some friends.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. Not with my family.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. With another human body.

[Andy Holloway]

If I was asked this question.

[Jason]

That does not count.

[Andy Holloway]

If I was asked this question. Wait.

[Mike]

With friends, does it count as a loan?

[Jason]

I would not think that would count as a loan.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. You went with friends to Mexico.

[Andy Holloway]

I went with a mission trip to Mexico. Once off I went with one other random.

[Mike]

Doesn't count.

[Josh]

I mean, I met some people in literally.

[Mike]

Do you understand what by yourself means?

[Andy Holloway]

I guess not.

[Josh]

All right.

[Mike]

By yourself means.

[Jason]

It's tough.

[Andy Holloway]

I would say, like, if you went

[Jason]

on a business trip, that would be.

[Josh]

By yourself, Mike. Of course. Straighten up. Your business trips are a lot.

[Mike]

I will.

[Josh]

There are a lot of international business trips, Mike. Straighten your goose.

[Mike]

I am under protest. Straighten your goose.

[Josh]

Well, you should be.

[Andy Holloway]

I flew to Columbia by myself, so. Yeah. Okay.

[Mike]

That counts. Yeah, that counts.

[Andy Holloway]

There we go.

[Josh]

And there are. There are a lot of business trips. I would think business Trips are about 25 of the 29%. Mike, you have your turn to catch up here.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

You're not. You're not losing one of you guys.

[Mike]

No. But this is.

[Josh]

I could be the goose.

[Mike]

This is ridiculous. What percentage of people have had a candle displayed in their homes for over a year that they have never lit?

[Josh]

Oh, display candle. No lighting.

[Mike]

Oh, that's an unlit candle.

[Josh]

I feel like candles are for no good reason. Gifted.

[Mike]

Way too much candle. Because candles are aesthetic.

[Josh]

And they're like. They're just, like, warm. Like by. They're just a warm gift. They smell good.

[Andy Holloway]

Fire gives warmth.

[Josh]

They just are a warm gift.

[Mike]

I think it's. I think it's a good amount of people. What percentage of people.

[Josh]

But they don't light them. These people don't like them at a

[Mike]

candle to slack their homes for over a year that they have never lit for over a year. I think it's more than half. I'm going to go 60%.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Josh]

That's a good line.

[Andy Holloway]

It's a good line. But it makes it a little easier on me because I had written down 70. That's. That's a good enough gap Where I will. I will go higher.

[Josh]

We're going to have a split here.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, okay.

[Josh]

I'm at just below Mike's number. I'm at 54 percentage.

[Mike]

I like to hear that. I like. I feel like I'm right in the middle.

[Josh]

You are. That's the number.

[Jason]

The correct answer is 55%.

[Mike]

So I get two points, right?

[Jason]

You do get two points.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Josh]

And I get a point.

[Jason]

Yes, you get a point.

[Josh]

Thank you. I should be safe.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

And you get another one on your tally list of ones you've gotten within 5%.

[Josh]

We really need to update the scoring rules. If the guesser.

[Mike]

No, we don't. Shut up.

[Josh]

The guesser's within a point, they should get a hundred dollars. All right, last one.

[Jason]

What's the score going into this? We have Andy with five, Mike with three, Jason with.

[Mike]

Oh, you better get it within 5%, James.

[Andy Holloway]

And you got to get it wrong. And you got to get it wrong. You could be goose. And like a goose here.

[Mike]

It's not impossible. All right, all right.

[Andy Holloway]

When you have the choice of Superman's X ray vision or his ability to fly, what percentage of people would choose.

[Josh]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm going to write down the percentage that it should be.

[Josh]

I've got it.

[Mike]

I'm going to show the camera.

[Andy Holloway]

Obviously, you're going to say 100%.

[Mike]

Of course.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes. It should be 100%.

[Josh]

I wrote down my real answer.

[Mike]

So imagine choosing X ray vision over flight.

[Josh]

TSA agents maybe want to.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, I've got my even.

[Mike]

They would like to fly, Andy. They would like to fly. I brought my X ray machine from their job.

[Josh]

Just send people my way.

[Andy Holloway]

I don't need a machine.

[Josh]

All right, I got you for my 40k.

[Mike]

Why should we hire you? I don't need the machine. Aren't you qualified for something better than tsa?

[Josh]

It's a hospital worker just sent him into the. Yeah, send him into my room.

[Jason]

That's a 3 centimeter tumor. Okay.

[Mike]

Nope.

[Andy Holloway]

Here's what I'm gonna do.

[Mike]

Oh, yes. You better get it right.

[Andy Holloway]

My number that I wrote down was 84%. That's not my answer. You better get it right because I'm trying to play this game. I've got to be within 5% on either side.

[Advertiser 1]

You better.

[Josh]

So your original plan was not to do that?

[Andy Holloway]

No, I think that the correct on the dot answer is 80. Is 84. But when I look at a range of 10.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

I think it's at least 75 to 85. Like that's the range that I think it's in is 75 to 85.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

I think that is. Andy's looking around like, this is crazy.

[Josh]

Not me. Alice, too.

[Jason]

I was just trying to follow you.

[Andy Holloway]

So he's at the point.

[Mike]

I would like to shut up and let him answer the question.

[Andy Holloway]

If I were to. If I were to say 84%, then what my range would be would be. Would be 79 to 89. And I feel like that range doesn't give me a lot of room. So I'm going to go. But then Mike just showed me higher, which makes me want to go even higher to make him not get it.

[Advertiser 1]

Do it.

[Andy Holloway]

You're going higher no matter what.

[Advertiser 1]

Do it.

[Andy Holloway]

84%.

[Josh]

I mean, let me just say. Let me just.

[Mike]

That's a good number.

[Josh]

Let me just state this for the record. When I pick my number, I'm always trying to pick the closest to the middle of my range.

[Mike]

Always.

[Josh]

90%.

[Mike]

I'm going to go higher.

[Jason]

And what was your final answer?

[Andy Holloway]

84.

[Jason]

It is lower.

[Mike]

Yes, it is.

[Jason]

83%.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Mike]

So, James, did we tie?

[Josh]

Crap.

[Andy Holloway]

Mike.

[Advertiser 2]

No, I won.

[Mike]

No, we tied that.

[Josh]

No, that means it's a tiebreaker question.

[Mike]

No, that's a joke. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Josh]

Or tight. No. Wait, do we decide tie?

[Mike]

No, no, no.

[Josh]

Ty goes to the guy, keeps the goose.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, I agree with that.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. Here's the problem. What was the answer again? So you're telling me 27%, which you

[Josh]

went with your original guess.

[Mike]

27% of people are like, I'd rather see through things than fly.

[Andy Holloway]

Here's the coolest part.

[Mike]

Absolutely.

[Josh]

Wait, what percentage of people are pilots?

[Mike]

Absolutely not.

[Andy Holloway]

Here's the coolest part about no one is choosing that. What just happened was.

[Mike]

That's bullcrap.

[Andy Holloway]

When I was talking about what I was going to do and I was going to end up taking 80, you showed the up arrow.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

And that said to me, well, I need you to also be wrong while I am right.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Andy Holloway]

If I had gone with 80, I would have been in the range, but you would have been right because it's. Man, I'm so smart.

[Jason]

Do we want a tie break?

[Mike]

I don't care because this is not real.

[Josh]

Closest to the answer to the ties are with you. All right, that's a great idea.

[Andy Holloway]

Here we go. Mike, where you got a tiebreaker?

[Mike]

That's fine. Let's go. Whoever gets close out there, this is not real. Sub. 50% of her frozen 10 times.

[Josh]

You have a goose on Your head. It's clear you don't understand the game.

[Andy Holloway]

Like this is.

[Jason]

This is.

[Mike]

This is nonsense.

[Andy Holloway]

You're an amateur.

[Jason]

What percentage of people have put together mixtapes or playlists for people of romantic interests? For their romantic interests.

[Josh]

By the way, both of you have to lock in before the answers.

[Andy Holloway]

Of course.

[Josh]

Closest one.

[Mike]

This is just percentile, right?

[Andy Holloway]

Yep.

[Jason]

Just give your percentage.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, if there's no higher. Lower. It's just our numbers.

[Andy Holloway]

Whoever's closer.

[Mike]

Whoever's closer.

[Josh]

This is where you better not pick the exact same number.

[Mike]

My number is locked.

[Andy Holloway]

My number is locked.

[Josh]

I went 30.

[Mike]

We're way off.

[Andy Holloway]

So I think majority, we're going to be right in the middle.

[Josh]

I think Jason's going to be wearing that thing.

[Jason]

Correct answer, 61%.

[Andy Holloway]

Mike is a goose, you loser.

[Mike]

Who are you talking to?

[Andy Holloway]

He's talking to me because I was like, hold the room. I mean, not maybe I'm a weirdo, but I've done it.

[Josh]

I've done it too.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, so there you go. Majority here.

[Mike]

That's what I mean. Who are you talking to?

[Josh]

Us?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, just all the people.

[Josh]

I answered line with my own truth.

[Mike]

Why are you confused?

[Jason]

If this room reflects the correct answer of the poll.

[Josh]

Yeah, the room.

[Andy Holloway]

Just because he's a frozen question. He's a back to back goose.

[Mike]

Because of the frozen question. If you're telling me the ant. The people who answer this are in the 60s for a mixtape. Things that have not been done for the last 20 years.

[Andy Holloway]

No, it said or playlist. You missed that playlist. No, no. But that's what's happening now. You can't say it hasn't been done in 20 years. My children make playlists for their significant others. You could throw it away, but you get it back next time.

[Josh]

Yeah, Mike is super goose. That's fine.

[Mike]

That's fine, that's fine. I remember this.

[Josh]

We better take a break. There it is.

[Mike]

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[Josh]

that was the ultimate comeback too.

[Mike]

It was that Was very good.

[Josh]

That was good. That's very good.

[Andy Holloway]

The Spitballers draft.

[Josh]

We are drafting the best midnight snacks, which in perfect form, we had already decided this one. And then I walked out to my kitchen last night, or actually this morning, of course, and I saw a box that was empty. I won't say what was on it. An empty box sitting on the counter, an air fryer that had been out, and one of my children had had a very midnight snackish midnight snack. So we'll see what goes first for Mike. But there are great choices here. And I'll be honest, I haven't had a midnight snack in a long time.

[Andy Holloway]

Crazy. I haven't had one in.

[Mike]

How about a 10pm snack?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, that's your midnight. When's the last time you had a 10pm snack? Because that is your midnight.

[Josh]

I've had some 10pm snacks. Yeah. Okay.

[Jason]

There you go.

[Mike]

So I'm up first.

[Josh]

Out of respect for 10pm you're up first, Mike. First pick.

[Mike]

Well, out of respect for you, Andy, Ice cream. Ice cream will be the number one answer because it's delicious and it's right there. Ready to go for you.

[Andy Holloway]

Ready to go is important.

[Mike]

Yeah, you ready to go is very important. And ice cream. It's good to go. I've been.

[Josh]

I don't know if you guys know this. I'm a big fan of ice.

[Mike]

I've heard, and I support that. I have heard.

[Andy Holloway]

I have watched you eat ice cream

[Josh]

within the Last hour, within 30 minutes of this recording. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Josh]

We were not lunch. We were at rest of yours.

[Mike]

Yeah, we were at lunch.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, did you really eat the rest of mine? I didn't even notice.

[Josh]

You two split something and left so much, brother.

[Mike]

We were at lunch and Andy had ordered an ice cream. And then the guy comes back, he's like. He's just confirming everything. He's like, you want this? And he's like, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah. I think Andy was like, can you throw fudge syrup? And the guy was like, yeah, no guy. And he's walking away, and he's like, you want sprinkles?

[Josh]

And I was like, yes, I do.

[Andy Holloway]

And then after the guy left, he goes, I wanted him, but I didn't want to ask for him. I'm so happy he asked.

[Josh]

I'm so happy.

[Andy Holloway]

That's great.

[Mike]

You want sprinkles.

[Andy Holloway]

All right. Ice cream's a great pick. That would not be what I would go to.

[Mike]

I'm not sprinkling at midnight, I'll tell you that.

[Andy Holloway]

No, no, no.

[Jason]

Because this is.

[Andy Holloway]

You want it quick, you want it easy.

[Mike]

I'm not even getting a bowl.

[Andy Holloway]

Midnight snack. And that's why I am specifically taking cold pizza. I'm going straight out the frame.

[Josh]

Cold.

[Mike]

On my list.

[Andy Holloway]

Cold pizza.

[Josh]

Does that eliminate all pizza?

[Andy Holloway]

Of course, yes.

[Josh]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

You can get pizza.

[Andy Holloway]

But I'm. Well, I'm gonna microwave it.

[Josh]

No, there's, like. There's stuff that you might order.

[Andy Holloway]

Interesting. I'm gonna take cold pizza out of the fridge.

[Josh]

That's a great point.

[Mike]

This is midnight.

[Josh]

No, I know, but midnight. Sometimes you run into midnight.

[Andy Holloway]

You're ordering stuff at midnight.

[Josh]

Taco Bell's my answer.

[Mike]

That's fine.

[Josh]

Taco Bell's good answer.

[Jason]

That's what I'm saying.

[Josh]

If you're getting there towards midnight and you're just like, I want to do some damage. So my body.

[Mike]

I have a particular answer that I think is better than this.

[Josh]

And that's fine. That's tough. There's other ones. Taco Bell will be my first answer. The second one, I didn't get ice cream. But it's the next best thing for the middle of the night. It's ready. And part of it is there's something with the middle of the night where, like, you can get away with however much you want of something.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Josh]

So I'm going. Cereal.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah. That's.

[Mike]

Cereal is on the list.

[Josh]

I'm going.

[Andy Holloway]

Ready to go super high up on my list.

[Mike]

Ready to go super high up on.

[Andy Holloway]

I. I'm going to. Out of respect for myself, I will play no games. Which I know I could get this pick forth, but I will play no games.

[Josh]

You don't want to mess around.

[Andy Holloway]

No. It's just out of respect for myself and this. And out of respect for this.

[Mike]

For the item product. I Love it.

[Andy Holloway]

It's SpaghettiOs and meatballs. SpaghettiOs and meatballs. That is my shameful midnight snack.

[Josh]

Do you heat it up?

[Andy Holloway]

I will heat it up. A microwave is okay.

[Mike]

You won't believe it. It is totally not on my list neither.

[Andy Holloway]

Dude. Dude.

[Mike]

If it's.

[Andy Holloway]

If it's midnight, I need a snack.

[Mike]

You are one can open and 60 seconds away from Delicious.

[Josh]

You told me when you were six years old, your parents got you in a SpaghettiOs commercial and you had to proclaim its greatness for the rest of your life. I believe you guys.

[Andy Holloway]

I can't tell.

[Mike]

I fell off.

[Josh]

I mean, I fell off, too.

[Mike]

Some would say I grew up when genuinely. Dude, SpaghettiOs rules.

[Andy Holloway]

No joke. If we ever purchase SpaghettiOs, which from time to time, probably once or twice a year, Somebody has to make that

[Josh]

choice in your home.

[Andy Holloway]

Once or twice a year, it happens. Maybe it's my birthday week. Maybe it's something going on. I don't know. Once or twice a year, it happens.

[Josh]

I get it as a present.

[Andy Holloway]

And a couple of cans of SpaghettiOs show up. Sometimes here, sometimes it's at our cabinets. I don't know why. It's just a habit. If I walk into a pantry and see a can, it stares me down.

[Mike]

You get it. You get real.

[Andy Holloway]

I get the tangles, man. I am like, there's spaghettios and meatballs. I can't. It is my most guilty pleasure on

[Mike]

the face of the regular. Or is it just the spaghetti and meatballs?

[Josh]

What percentage of it.

[Advertiser 2]

Is it.

[Andy Holloway]

Have the meatballs in there. Throw that in the garbage.

[Josh]

If you had to break down, like, our last segment, if you had to say what percentage of it is nostalgia and what percentage of it is actual taste. Where are you at right now with that can?

[Andy Holloway]

I think It's. I think it's 50.

[Josh]

50.

[Andy Holloway]

I think it's 8% nostalgia and 92% taste, baby. It's still just as good. Good today as it was back then.

[Mike]

You know how delicious those nitrates are?

[Andy Holloway]

Disgusting.

[Josh]

It's so soggy. Oh, it's okay. So you went SpaghettiOs and meatballs. Mike, you're on the clock. Two picks.

[Mike]

I have a. I have a very particular combo.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Mike]

I. When I say it has saved my life many times. At midnight, I'm not joking.

[Josh]

Pepto Bismol?

[Andy Holloway]

Is that your midnight?

[Mike]

Now we're talking, brother. No, no, no. This is. It's midnight. I may be out of sorts. I'm ready to eat. Beef jerky potato chips, bro.

[Andy Holloway]

Nice.

[Mike]

Beef jerky potato chips.

[Andy Holloway]

Those are your two pits.

[Mike]

That's the combo.

[Andy Holloway]

That's brother.

[Mike]

Oh, dude. You don't even know about midnight. Beef jerky potato.

[Advertiser 2]

Really?

[Mike]

Oh, dude.

[Josh]

Just plain potato chips or just.

[Andy Holloway]

Are you going back and forth like wing. Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Josh]

I've never done that combo.

[Mike]

Oh, dude.

[Josh]

Number missing out.

[Mike]

Number one. Delicious. Number two. It saves you from a lot of problems in the morning.

[Josh]

How is that possible?

[Mike]

I don't know what magic.

[Josh]

Like. That is your.

[Jason]

Yes.

[Mike]

Yes. Because we could, I think because you're getting the carbs and you're getting the protein.

[Josh]

That's a crazy comment.

[Mike]

You're getting your. Your body's getting what it needs. What your body craves.

[Josh]

Your body never needs potatoes.

[Mike]

And you can. No. It need you Need. Sometimes you need. You need sodium.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Mike]

Sometimes you gotta hydrate at midnight for no reason at all.

[Josh]

That's why I have Gatorade potato chips.

[Andy Holloway]

All right, so you took jerky and potato chip.

[Josh]

Yeah, that's. Those are. Those are good. I mean, they definitely are.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm taking a combo as well, but it's one item. You took both of yours as two separate items that you might eat together. I'm eating mine together, but they go together. I'm taking cookies of milk.

[Josh]

Son of a gun.

[Andy Holloway]

Cookies and son of a gun.

[Josh]

You know, it's my layup.

[Andy Holloway]

That's a good horse.

[Mike]

That's a good combo.

[Josh]

I'm so upset.

[Andy Holloway]

The cold glass of milk. Dunk the cookie in. You know what it's about, man? It's so good. You've heard of this.

[Mike]

We know what it's about.

[Andy Holloway]

You've heard of cookies and milk.

[Josh]

Gosh dang it. All right, I gotta close this out. It's a. It's a piggyback on Jason's, but it's more broad. I'm gonna say leftovers.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay, sure.

[Josh]

I'll accept straight from the fridge. It might be leftover Chinese food from the night before. It could be whatever. I'm gonna go leftovers and then.

[Mike]

Yeah, leftovers. That's.

[Josh]

That's a good one. And then I think this one is a perfect fourth pick. It's also, you know, midnight's time to get a little crazy. You just do stuff that just doesn't make sense sometimes. Peanut butter straight from the jar.

[Andy Holloway]

Okay.

[Josh]

Peanut butter, straight.

[Andy Holloway]

I've been there.

[Josh]

You just want a little something.

[Mike]

That's a. It's a good answer. Also, it's really eye opening. Should you look at the nutrition facts?

[Andy Holloway]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not for midnight. Midnight. You can't read.

[Josh]

Yeah. You can't actually read those.

[Andy Holloway]

You can't read nutrition labels at midnight.

[Josh]

There are no labels, Mike. I don't know if you know, for

[Mike]

those at home, should you read a label of nutrition facts on your PDF, you know, sugar, butter, and then you put one spoon in, you're like, I'm gonna have this little dab of snack. And you're like, that's a serving.

[Andy Holloway]

It's not just a serving. It's usually so many.

[Mike]

It might be a serving and a half.

[Andy Holloway]

It's so many ingredients in that one little spoonful that you can't pronounce. It's.

[Mike]

I don't even care about that. I. I only look at the calories. I don't I don't. I don't do the words.

[Andy Holloway]

I can't.

[Josh]

We'll fill you up a spoonful.

[Mike]

How many?

[Josh]

This one.

[Mike]

To fill you up.

[Josh]

I mean, I'm just saying, like, I've

[Andy Holloway]

always gone back for a second spoonful. I've always. If I have a spoonful. No, I can't do one spoon. I can't.

[Josh]

Do you use a new spoon.

[Mike]

Oh, What? No, not at midnight.

[Josh]

Okay.

[Andy Holloway]

No, not a man.

[Josh]

Only one spoon of it.

[Andy Holloway]

No one's around.

[Mike]

I'll spit in that.

[Andy Holloway]

No one's. Peanut butter. Absolutely. If I got to lick it out of the jar, I'll do it.

[Mike]

Yeah. What?

[Andy Holloway]

No spoon? No problem. Fingers. Absolutely. Look, I'm happy you took leftovers, because it's a broad, general category. So you get.

[Josh]

Now you get to pick one of those.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes. And it's very important to me. This is very important to me, because I could not. This is the number one snack that I actually go for at midnight, genuinely. If I'm up and I'm getting a guilty pleasure snack because we don't have spaghettios and meatballs in our house.

[Josh]

A lot.

[Andy Holloway]

If it's there, there's a lot.

[Josh]

If you say filet mignon, I'm walking.

[Andy Holloway]

That's not a. This is. But I couldn't decide which one to go with. But I don't need to, because I could take the whole genre, and it's so near and dear to my heart. It's Little Debbie's. Just all Little Debbie snacks. If I could go in my pantry.

[Mike]

Wait, we're giving you the Little Debbie?

[Andy Holloway]

He got all leftovers. He got leftovers.

[Mike]

That's a good point. I get Little Debbie through the door.

[Andy Holloway]

He walked through Little Debbie's. I'm taking my zebra cakes. I'm taking every. I mean, all these little packaged sugary treats.

[Mike]

Drafting Little Debbie's.

[Andy Holloway]

Yes.

[Josh]

He's eating SpaghettiOs and Little Debbie.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Andy Holloway]

This is the life.

[Mike]

I'm drafting carbohydrates. Yes.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, so good. Man. That is the one thing where if it's late and I'm not in my smart right mind and I walk in and I see a box of anything. Little Debbie. I shut that door behind myself in the pantry.

[Mike]

Primal Jason.

[Andy Holloway]

And I take out a Little Debbie and I eat it and then I throw it. We got a garbage can in the pantry.

[Josh]

I throw the garbage in the garbage

[Andy Holloway]

can and I leave.

[Mike]

Primo Jason goes, roar.

[Andy Holloway]

Never happened. Maybe I'll grab one and put it in my pocket and leave for later for 1am you have a pocket.

[Jason]

Little Debbie.

[Andy Holloway]

Pocket Debbie.

[Mike]

Midnight.

[Josh]

Have you ever eaten any of these midnight snacks in your bed?

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, of course.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What?

[Josh]

That was a real easy answer.

[Andy Holloway]

Where else? I mean, you eat them in the pantry, the bathroom, or bed. Those are the only three places you eat midnight snacks.

[Mike]

The last place you eat at midnight is the table.

[Josh]

You can eat in the kitchen. No one's there.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you can also go in the bathroom.

[Josh]

Ice cream. Beef jerky. Potato chips. One final pick. Mike, close us out.

[Mike]

So I understand that it's close to one of Andy's picks, but it's just. It's very specific. Jack in the Box

[Andy Holloway]

tacos. Yeah, for sure. I know the midnight tacos. You're not going there for anything else

[Mike]

because they're not really tacos.

[Josh]

Those are little grease bones.

[Mike]

What's inside of there?

[Josh]

Nobody knows.

[Mike]

Science.

[Josh]

Yeah. Sludge.

[Mike]

Who? We have no idea what exists in

[Andy Holloway]

a Jack in the Box. Meat paste, cheese and oil.

[Mike]

It's got fake cheese, baked cheese, oil

[Andy Holloway]

and meat paste Jack.

[Mike]

If you are not on the West Coast, I apologize that you have not been able to experience the greatness that is a midnight Jack in the Box taco. But good Lord, nothing can hit the spot. Like this is. The other stuff is, I'm home. The other stuff is I'm on the way home. And I'm saying, this is responsibly Uber driver. Take me through the Jack in the Box. When I'm responsible.

[Josh]

Yes.

[Mike]

Take me through the Jack in the Box and I'm. I'll buy you this. Have you done that for an Uber driver? Move pro move, ladies and gentlemen.

[Josh]

Buy something for him.

[Mike]

If you say, hey, you mind if we go through that Jack in the Box? And they're like, what? You're like, I'll buy you tacos.

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[Andy Holloway]

That's genius, brother.

[Mike]

You think you're not getting Jack the Box tacos if you offer them free tacos.

[Andy Holloway]

I'm doing that. Next time I will say this because

[Mike]

they're showing up first of all. And you know how much they cost?

[Andy Holloway]

99 cents for two of them, baby. Of course I know how much they cost.

[Mike]

They are two for a dollar.

[Josh]

How does the price day?

[Mike]

How is anything in this world Two for a dollar. That's edible.

[Andy Holloway]

They're so unbelievably good. We have near where we live. We had a Jack in the Box shut down.

[Mike]

Oh, it was a travesty.

[Andy Holloway]

It has saved years off my life. It's one of your drive home. It is one of the hardest things to Drive past for me. And it's not because of any reason other than the tacos. Oh, yeah, because it's just like a quick in and out. Just two tacos.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

You know how quick I can dispose of that?

[Mike]

There's no proof. No one has any idea.

[Andy Holloway]

Oh, Jaguar. I paid in cash, man.

[Mike]

I want some dollar. Paid a dollar. Oh, wait.

[Josh]

I might know what your car smells like now.

[Andy Holloway]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Jack of the box tacos.

[Josh]

All right, we wrapped it up. Any honorable mentions you guys want to throw out there?

[Mike]

I had. I had Hot Pockets.

[Andy Holloway]

Huh? You got all the hot. Like the Bagel bites, chicken nuggets.

[Josh]

Oh, the box that my son. It was Pizza Bites, by the way.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, that's. Yes. I mean, that's. That Hot Pockets is the same thing.

[Josh]

Those little old Totino's pizzas.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Josh]

Old school. Oh, yeah.

[Andy Holloway]

Leftover wings. I love cold leftover wings.

[Josh]

You like cold food?

[Andy Holloway]

I do like cold food.

[Josh]

Like Spaghettios. You'd probably eat those cold.

[Andy Holloway]

I would, but I don't. Okay, but I would. What did we learn today?

[Josh]

You guys learned anything today? I learned that Jeremy loves the dark.

[Andy Holloway]

I learned that I dominated Mike and Gus. Guess, guess.

[Mike]

Goose.

[Andy Holloway]

And that he's the goose.

[Mike]

I learned that we are talking to literally only people who are the age of 46 years old.

[Josh]

It's funny cuz. Didn't I get a bunch of stuff like right on the money out?

[Jason]

You did very well.

[Josh]

What does that say for me? I'm in tune with my people.

[Mike]

Thank you. Goodbye.

[Andy Holloway]

Under protest to the Spitballers Podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out Spitballers pod dot com.

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