Ghost Poops & Best Tom Hanks Characters - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Summary

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Episode: Ghost Poops & Best Tom Hanks Characters - Spit Hits!

Release Date: April 30, 2026
Hosts: Andy, Mike, and Jason

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast dives joyously into classic spitballing territory: the difference between types of bodily functions (with much debate and laughter about “ghost poops”), quirky “Would You Rather” dilemmas, playful language distinctions, and culminates in an epic draft of the best Tom Hanks characters. As always, hosts Andy, Mike, and Jason riff their way through ridiculous hypotheticals with wild tangents, dad-joke energy, and hilarious debates—with a little genuine life wisdom snuck in for good measure.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Scat & Banter (01:39 – 03:30)

• The episode kicks off with Andy’s attempt at the show’s signature improvised “scat,” to which Mike jokes: “There was no soul…No, that’s what I’m saying. It was just—there was no heart.” (02:17)
• The trio immediately gets into playful criticism of Andy’s musical ‘skills’ and introduces the main segments for the show.

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2. Would You Rather: Time-Travel Powers (03:30 – 15:10)

Premise:

Choose one time-travel ability:

• Go back 30 seconds every 10 minutes.
• Go back 1 day every 15 days.
• Go back 10 years every 30 years.

Highlights & Arguments:

• Lively debate about the merits and headaches of each time-travel power, with a strong focus on paradoxes and pop culture references.
• Jason brings up the inevitable time-travel “paradox problem”:

  "You're going to kill the 30-year-old version of yourself and have a horrible surprise for your wife being 10 years older when you walk in." (05:00)

• Investment schemes and butterfly effects pop up immediately; Andy jokes about gaming the stock market, until Jason insists that “for once, take away the financial gain from the equation.” (07:08)
• Mike points out the utility of brief time jumps:

  "How many conversations…there's that thing you're like, I want to say this right now...but, you know, for just humanity, kindness, the relationship, you're like, I can't say this because this will fracture the freedom..." (09:28)

• Andy and Jason discuss using longer jumps for personal growth or tragedy prevention (parenting, medical checks, wisdom):

  Andy: “I think I could become a better person, a better father…” (13:27)

• Final choices:
  • Jason: “I say enough dumb stuff. I’m taking the 30 seconds.” (12:24)
  • Andy: “I’m definitely going 10 years.” (13:06)
  • Mike: Stuck between options but sides with the practical, short-term use.

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3. Would You Rather: Gross Food Edition (15:14 – 20:02)

• 32 oz. glass of milk through a sour punch straw vs. 2 Reese’s filled with mayo
• The hosts immediately pick the milk, noting the second option is “just disgusting.”
  • Jason: “I might do this tonight.” (15:53)
• Side Tangent: Jason insists you can die from drinking a gallon of milk, much to Andy and Mike’s skepticism—cue playful “Internet Doctor” debate. (16:34)
• Mayo-defending moment:

  Andy: “Mayo is like a base for so many things that you eat and you love and it’s delicious…Tartar sauce is just mayo and relish!” (18:01)

• Mention of new PB&J Reese’s Cups launches another joke tangent about snack innovations. (19:02)

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4. Would You Rather: Neck or Eyes Frozen? (20:15 – 24:24)

• Would you rather have your neck frozen (like 1989 Batman) but eyes move or your eyes fixed but neck moves?
• Jason: “What a dumb question…Who wrote this in?” (21:39)
• After acting out the scenarios, they agree that fixed neck but moving eyes is the lesser evil, especially for practical things like driving.
• Side debate: Modern car cameras reduce the need to turn your head.
  • Andy: “I use my eyes, too, on the camera…” (23:55)

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5. What's the Difference? (27:10 – 43:13)

5.1 Poop, Dump, Turd (27:44)

• Size and quantity distinctions:
  • Dump = the largest; "You don’t take a small dump." (27:55)
  • Poop = generic, average; the emoji icon. (28:38)
  • Turd = singular, nugget-like, small; “If you have a turd, you would never call that a dump. It’s not big enough.” (28:25)
• “Ghost poop” and “no-wipers” covered with alarming specificity. (30:47)
  • Andy: “The ghost poop—that’s one of my favorite and hardest to achieve.” (30:48)
  • Mike: “Ultimate no-wipers, man. I’m glad you probably are.” (31:38)

5.2 Friend, Buddy, Chum (33:38)

• Friend: Deeper connection, more activities together.
• Buddy: Less close, maybe only one shared activity (“pickleball buddy”).
• Chum: “I don’t have a chum…Not once in my life.” (35:26) (Usually British, or “shark bait” jokes.)
• Jason: “All friends are buddies, but not all buddies are friends. And none of them are chums.” (35:11)

5.3 Nook, Cranny, Crevice (37:15 – 40:39)

• Nook: A divot or “reading nook”—a small, cozy space within one thing.
• Cranny: Teeny, tiny crack, smaller than a crevice; “a small crack or crevice.” (39:50)
• Crevice: Larger, vertical opening between two objects.

5.4 Path, Trail, Walkway (40:44 – 43:13)

• Trail: Always outdoor, dirt/rocks, narrow, “two people wide.” (42:46)
• Path: More formal, often paved, in-between.
• Walkway: Even more formal, artificial, “electrified or automated walkway” (e.g. airport).
  • “If it’s paved, it’s not a trail.” (42:12)

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6. The Spitballers Draft: Best Tom Hanks Characters (46:10 – 62:23)

Draft Order & Picks

Andy

1. Forrest Gump (“Forrest Gump”) – [46:46]
2. Walt Disney (“Saving Mr. Banks”) – [54:21]
3. Captain Miller (“Saving Private Ryan”) – [55:23]
4. Robert Langdon (“Da Vinci Code”) – [59:43]

Jason

1. Woody (“Toy Story” series) – [47:13]
2. Chuck Nolan (“Cast Away”) – [53:15]
3. Josh Baskin (“Big”) – [56:10]
4. Jim Lovell (“Apollo 13”) – [58:01]

Mike

1. Carl Hanratty (“Catch Me If You Can”) – [48:52]
2. Michael Sullivan (“Road to Perdition”) – [49:47]

   Mike speaks passionately:
   “Catch Me If You Can is a perfect movie. And Tom Hanks is so good and so very funny in that movie.” (49:06)

3. Jimmy Dugan (“A League of Their Own”) – [56:50]
4. David S. Pumpkins (SNL) – [57:21]

   Mike: “100% David S. Pumpkins, baby!” (57:27)

Honorable Mentions & Tangents

• Mr. Rogers (“A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood”) – Not picked, but discussed.
• Paul Edgecomb (“The Green Mile”), Captain Sully (“Sully”), Mr. White (“That Thing You Do”), Captain Phillips (“Captain Phillips”), Professor G.H. Dorr (“The Ladykillers”; discussed at [61:23])
• The trio bemoans Tom Hanks’ “Da Vinci Code” mullet as “ruining a movie.”

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Ghost Poops:

  Andy: “You wipe and you look and you go, I did it. I had the ghost poop.” (31:33)

• On Mayo in Reese’s:

  Andy: “There’s a chance…You find something there. You know what I mean?” (18:31)

• On British Chums:

  Andy: “Not once in my life have I had a chum.” (35:26)
  Jason: “Does this have to do with drinking tea?” (35:27)

• On The Draft:

  Mike: “100% David S. Pumpkins, baby!” (57:27)

• On The Value of Walkways:

  Jason: “Do airports invent them and they have a patent?” (41:46)
  Andy: “Why can’t we get those in other places? Why is the airport the only place…?” (41:28)

• On Tom Hanks’ filmography:

  Jason: “I was trying to learn the exact number of movies that Tom Hanks has been in. And no matter how many times I searched, it just kept saying over 100.” (62:25)

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Notable Timestamps

• Opening Scat & Show Intro: 01:39 – 03:30
• Would You Rather: Time Travel: 03:30 – 15:10
• Would You Rather: Milk v. Mayo Reese’s: 15:14 – 20:02
• Would You Rather: Neck vs. Eye Freeze: 20:15 – 24:24
• What's the Difference (multiple): 27:10 – 43:13
• Best Tom Hanks Characters Draft: 46:10 – 62:23

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Podcast Tone & Style

• Playful, irreverent, and family friendly: Endless puns, scatological humor, and playful arguments mixed with surprisingly thoughtful logic.
• Engaged with audience: Frequently acknowledge and riff on questions from Patreon and fans.
• Freewheeling and self-deprecating: Running gags about age, dad life, and each other’s quirks.

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Summary

If you want a laugh-filled, lighthearted listen with a mix of dads being silly, debating hypotheticals, and lovingly roasting pop culture, this Spitballers episode is a must. The “poop debates” are gross-out classics, the “Would You Rathers” spark surprisingly detailed discussions about life, and the Tom Hanks character draft is both nostalgic and fiercely conducted. You’ll walk away knowing the vital difference between a trail and a path—and possibly inspired to hold your own Tom Hanks movie marathon (just don’t do it while eating a mayo-filled Reese’s).

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Transcript

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[Andy]

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike and Jason. A boom blam bing bing dong dong a chicka pow. Should have let me miming. Andy, you should've let me mim it.

[Jason]

I was more concerned about the level of gyration on your side of the desk.

[Andy]

It I thought if I move my body, something better would the soul would follow. Because you need soul to scat.

[Mike]

There was no soul.

[Andy]

No, that's what I'm saying. It was just.

[Mike]

There was no heart.

[Andy]

It was a heartless.

[Mike]

Soulless.

[Jason]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Amalgamation of sounds.

[Mike]

Mean no rhythm. The most too much swivel. Most mailed in. Scatter all time.

[Andy]

I don't have enough swivel. I think I need more.

[Jason]

I don't know if you equate movement to soul. I'd get rid of the movement.

[Andy]

All right.

[Jason]

You know. Welcome into the Spitballers. Andy, Mike and Jason back with you. Would you rather what's the difference? And we are drafting the best Tom Hanks characters on today's episode of the show. So there's a lot of them. You have that to look forward to at the end of the episode when we jump into our draft. You can follow the show on X at Spitballers Pod. You can subscribe and review the show over on Apple Podcasts or Spotify if you'd be so kind. And the number one thing you can do is tell your family and friends if you'd like them to enjoy their Mondays and Thursdays and whatever day we decide to post and every other day

[Mike]

because there's Hundreds of episodes.

[Jason]

307 episodes and counting. So let's continue episode 307.

[Andy]

Would you rather.

[Jason]

So would you rather. Question number one is which time travel power would you rather have 30 seconds into the past? And you can use it every 10 minutes? So a 10 minute cooldown.

[Andy]

10 minute cooldown.

[Mike]

Very handy.

[Jason]

One day in the past with a 15 day cooldown. Okay, so twice a month you can go back one day.

[Andy]

It's pretty neat.

[Jason]

Or 10 years into the past with a 30 year cooldown.

[Andy]

Man, this is actually a pretty interesting.

[Jason]

Do you stay there then?

[Andy]

Yeah, you live from there. So you go back 10 years.

[Jason]

Hold on a minute.

[Mike]

So you can't. It's not like an infinite time hack, Right?

[Jason]

So when I'm 30, I can go back to 20. Then when I'm 50, I can go back to 40. When I'm 70, I can go back to 60.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

When I'm 90, if I'm lucky enough, I can go back to 80. That one's lame.

[Andy]

Yeah, and the problem here is you don't go back in. You know what I mean? Like I'm 40, I don't go back and become 30. I go back 10 years, but I would still be 40. Right or wrong?

[Mike]

I'm just saying, like if that's right, then that's dumb.

[Andy]

My point is, back to the future, he goes back to the past. He's not a baby, he's himself. I'm going back to.

[Mike]

Right, but in that scenario, you'd run

[Jason]

into your former self too.

[Mike]

Yeah, you got a paradox problem.

[Andy]

You got to kill your former self.

[Mike]

You also have a problem of what?

[Jason]

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, just to be clear, Jason's Gonna, as a 40 year old man, he's gonna go back in time to be 30. He's gonna kill the 30 year old version of himself and have a horrible surprise for his wife being 10 years older when he walks in.

[Mike]

And that's what I'm Saying, like, the benefit.

[Jason]

He's gonna see through this.

[Mike]

Like, if you go back. The thing about the time machine is you get to go back and visit, and then you can return to where you're supposed to be. If all you're doing is just resetting, but you're still old. Like, that is not. All right, that's not helpful.

[Andy]

So there's two advantages here. One, you get to become younger.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy]

And two, you don't have to kill yourself. Your former self.

[Mike]

Well, it's not yourself. It's another version of you.

[Andy]

That's yourself is another version of you. Someone else.

[Mike]

Hold it.

[Jason]

It's an alternate self. Different memories, different experiences.

[Andy]

No, you have the same memories and same experiences.

[Jason]

No, you have 10 years.

[Andy]

Well, you have extra. Yeah, listen, you have 100% of what he has.

[Jason]

The 10 years into the past. If you go back and you save the time, if you live to 90, it seems like you'll save about 40 years of your life.

[Andy]

That's pretty big.

[Jason]

That's quite a bit.

[Andy]

And at this point in our technological advancements, 40 extra years might be a hundred extra years. You know what I'm saying? Because by the time I've gained an extra 40 years, I mean, the medical advances are going to be astronomical. Not to mention the amount of wealth I have accumulated by constantly going back 10 years in time. And I'm not even talking, like, bet. I'm just talking investing. I'm not, like, betting on a sports game. I'm just going like, oh, this company's gonna do pretty good.

[Mike]

Medical advancements. Medical.

[Andy]

I'm saying if. If you gain 40 years by the time you're 90.

[Jason]

But progression of technology doesn't.

[Mike]

The time has not advanced.

[Jason]

40.

[Mike]

You're just. You're getting a bonus 40 years of life.

[Jason]

Honestly, you'll just be mad because you've been 10 years in the past technologically, from where they've advanced. This is a tough one for Jay to get.

[Mike]

You need to spend a lot more time thinking about time travel and how it actually works.

[Andy]

That's what we're doing right now. We're investigating the importances of. Of relativity.

[Jason]

Now, yes, the importance is. All right, so that one is. That's a big jump. But I want, for one time, 307 episodes in one time. I want you to take away the financial gain from the equation.

[Andy]

I agree.

[Jason]

Just tell me why you do it. Otherwise.

[Andy]

First of all, the plural noun is importances. That's the full word. So eat it. Okay, I just Googled that, but yes.

[Jason]

All right.

[Andy]

Let's take the financial gain out. Which, I mean. Okay, okay, we'll take the financial gain out. But you're telling me that if I go back in time, I'm like, does that mean I'm not allowed to use the stock market or I have to, like, blindly?

[Mike]

You can't. That's just.

[Jason]

That is.

[Mike]

That is built in.

[Andy]

We don't have the knowledge of.

[Mike]

We understand. But here's the thing. If you go back in 10 years or you go back 10 years and you use all of your knowledge you have now, Butterfly affected yourself into a, like, you're on a different timeline now.

[Andy]

I'm on a much better path, Mike.

[Mike]

This show doesn't exist.

[Andy]

I'm much better. We're talking significant.

[Jason]

Because that scat you just did wouldn't exist either.

[Andy]

Right. Much better path.

[Mike]

All right.

[Andy]

Okay. Financial gain off the other ones, obviously, the fact that you can go back every 10 minutes, it. Go back. What is it, one minute?

[Mike]

30 seconds?

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[Andy]

Oh, 30 seconds. Geez, that's. That's not. That's not a lot. I feel like that's like an accident. That's like, oops, that wasn't a fart. Wait a minute.

[Jason]

How fast. How fast can you eat an entire cake?

[Andy]

Well, you can still enjoy.

[Jason]

No, because you go back 30 seconds of the breath, and you didn't have to. The calories are gone.

[Andy]

Oh, you don't. I'm sitting here thinking I get to eat you again. I mean, both are true.

[Jason]

You can eat it again in 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, you can eat it again. You got to have a 30 second clock because you're only going back 30 seconds. So 30 seconds. Eat as much as you can go back in time, no calories.

[Andy]

I don't think 30 seconds is really going to fill the bill.

[Mike]

My thought for the 30 seconds, I mean, accident, avoiding accident, of assuming you're not just instantaneously gone. Like, that's good. But my other thought was, how many conversations? I'm not even asking. You're in them. You're in conversations all the time. And there's that thing you're like, I want to say this right now. That's good to this person's face. I want to say it, but, you know, for just humanity, kindness, the relationship, you're like, I can't say this because this will. This will.

[Andy]

This will fracture the freedom if.

[Mike]

Just be like, no, I'm going to

[Andy]

say this to you. The freedom that's gonna get you in big trouble. I tell you what you're gonna do. Nine minutes later, you're gonna do it again and you're gonna go, no.

[Mike]

Crap. Oh, crap.

[Andy]

I can't go back anymore. I gotta wait. I didn't wait my full 10 minutes.

[Jason]

If you're in a nasty job that you have to keep, yeah, you can quit.

[Mike]

Yeah, you can quit multiple times a day.

[Jason]

Yeah, multiple times a day.

[Mike]

Go let your boss know.

[Jason]

I've always had a problem with this time travel.

[Andy]

Yeah. I'm a pee on the floor right now. What are you going to do? Boink.

[Jason]

Just time it up right, man.

[Andy]

Right. That's what I'm saying.

[Jason]

You're playing pee for 35 seconds and

[Andy]

you go back to the beginning of your pee. Yeah.

[Mike]

Well then it's only a five second pee.

[Andy]

That's still enough, I promise. Legally speaking, it's enough.

[Jason]

I've always had the hardest problem with these time travel questions. When it comes to the 30 seconds in the past, I always want to say, oh, the accident that I can undo. Except for like, I cannot think of any time. I can't think of any time in my life and maybe I'm not thinking hard enough yet. Where if I just had a button right? Like I'm just, you know, I've got a, I've got a little buzzer where I wish I could have hit that.

[Mike]

A car crash. 30 seconds is plenty of time to

[Jason]

fix a car crash if you're surviving.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. That's what I say. If you're not instantly gone, if you're just like, you're like, oh, spinning and

[Jason]

falling off a cliff or something. Oh, then you hit it.

[Mike]

Yeah. 30 seconds is plenty of time to correct that.

[Andy]

Yeah, yeah, that will get you out of it. But what about the one day in the past, every twice a month, do you just relive an awesome day? You're like, man, that was awesome. My team won the game.

[Jason]

I've always thought reliving one if you have the memories is not great. It's boring. It's only great because it's the first time you experience it. Isn't that a little bit like, for example, maybe it's a terrible example. First time you see the Grand Canyon, it's a beautiful day. You see everything. You can go back the next day. I mean, a regular person could do that. They could go back the next day. They don't.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, that's not what I do.

[Jason]

So when you relive it, do you get, is it fresh?

[Andy]

You have chances to do full do overs, A first date that goes wrong, a job interview that you didn't get. You can go. You can wait a couple weeks, practice, you know the questions. You can go backwards, redo it, as opposed to.

[Mike]

You're on a game show, not financial game.

[Jason]

Just.

[Mike]

You want to be really good at the game.

[Jason]

I say enough dumb stuff. I'm taking the 30 seconds. I think the 30 seconds is perfect for. Because sometimes you say the thing to the person that you don't want to say, and sometimes it's helpful, but you just don't say it because you don't want to take the chance.

[Mike]

Right.

[Jason]

I might. One of these days I'm going to say that thing to Al Borland I've been wanting to say, and it might go, well, he might change that horrible part of his life.

[Andy]

But until then, no way do you know for fully how it went in 30 seconds, because you can only go back 30 seconds.

[Jason]

So if you don't, you've got an indication.

[Andy]

You've got an indication you're sure.

[Jason]

Some of the things I'm going to say, I'm going to know pretty quick,

[Andy]

and you're going to think, oh, this went well. But then a minute later, you're going to be like, I shouldn't have said that.

[Mike]

It's all right.

[Andy]

I'm definitely going 10 years.

[Jason]

I mean, every time Al tries to explain rules on the game, I add

[Andy]

40 years to my life.

[Mike]

But it's not adding because it's redoing.

[Andy]

Yeah, but I think redoing can be improved as well. Like lessons learned, more knowledge, more wisdom,

[Jason]

you know, use 10 extra years to fix my parenting mistakes.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy]

I think I could become a better person, a better father.

[Mike]

Sure. But in the. In the better investor.

[Andy]

Well, I'm not allowed.

[Mike]

I know, but also, I mean, you weigh the complete other side. In those 10 years, there are tragedies that have happened.

[Andy]

I'll be prepped. Oh, my God.

[Mike]

I don't think that's how it works.

[Andy]

Yeah, I'll be totally fine. Be like, I went through this.

[Jason]

Your wife. Your wife goes and sees that in the closet, you've already, like, got flowers set aside, and you've got some things.

[Andy]

Yeah, but you know what? You know what?

[Jason]

That suit pressed.

[Andy]

Look, some of these things, though, going back that far in the past, we're talking early detection, we're talking changes to tragedies. You know what I mean?

[Jason]

Some, not all dietary.

[Andy]

Yeah, well, sure. I'm just. I'm talking like, you know, someone gets cancer, and it's like you found it too late.

[Jason]

Well, just out of curiosity, hold on. If somebody was diagnosed with cancer that you know today and you could go back 10 years, what are you doing to help?

[Andy]

I'm making sure they just get it checked out early. You know what I mean? Like, early vaccination.

[Jason]

It's a pretty good answer.

[Andy]

Yeah. It's not like, stop eating Skittles. Okay, you gotta cut that out. You're gonna get cancer. No, this is just, you know, science.

[Jason]

You're not allowed to tell the people what's gonna happen. You just have to hint and, like, try to help.

[Andy]

Yeah. Oh, I got this colon box for you. I got an extra one. I ordered two. Why don't you just try it out?

[Jason]

Do you remember that show, the TV show Early edition? He got.

[Mike]

Oh, the newspaper.

[Jason]

Tomorrow's newspaper today.

[Andy]

And there was always a tragic, monstrous

[Mike]

event that hit some big show the

[Andy]

world every single day. All right, so I'm taking 10 years in the past, you guys, 30 seconds of the past, and I am going to use it for investing. All right, what's the next question?

[Jason]

This one comes in.

[Mike]

I can also do investing in 30 seconds.

[Andy]

That's true. Live betting.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

This one comes from a Patreon supporter. Would you rather drink a 32 ounce glass of milk through a sour punch straw?

[Andy]

Okay.

[Jason]

Doesn't seem that bad.

[Andy]

Sounds pretty good.

[Jason]

Or eat two Reese's cups filled with mayo instead of peanut butter? The first one sounds. The first one sounds great.

[Andy]

How many ounces are in a gallon?

[Jason]

64.

[Mike]

16 is lower.

[Jason]

I think a gallon's like 120 something.

[Mike]

Oh, my gosh.

[Jason]

It's a cakewalk.

[Mike]

No, I'm going. Well, we need to find this out.

[Andy]

Yeah. How many ounces?

[Jason]

128. You're right, 128. Dude, this is just a quarter of a gallon of milk through a. I might do this tonight.

[Mike]

Yeah, this sounds like a good.

[Jason]

Sounds like tonight's activity.

[Mike]

Trying to figure out what they're saying. It's a sour punch straw. So you're creating sour milk, which is for a moment. Yeah.

[Andy]

The beginning of a sour punch straw is sour. And that's part. And then it's like super sweet and delicious. That's the allure. That's fine. I'm going to get a freezing, freezing cold glass.

[Jason]

Let me fix this. Let me fix this. The milk is 5 days expired. I don't even know regular straw. 5 days expired. Or the Reese's drawer.

[Mike]

Don't go expired. Just make it a sour milk. What's the human limit of.

[Jason]

Because, like, there's a gallon, you can die you can't.

[Mike]

You'll barf.

[Andy]

Yeah, you'll barf. You'll die.

[Jason]

You can die. Yes, you can.

[Andy]

From drinking one gallon.

[Jason]

Yes, you can.

[Andy]

You're like, if you don't barf, you die.

[Jason]

No, you can still barf and then you can end up having.

[Mike]

You die from barfing. You break stuff down there. So what's the.

[Jason]

What can you do down where?

[Mike]

In your stomach, in your intestines?

[Jason]

What? Yeah, people have passed.

[Mike]

Then what's what you can actually drink where barfing is probably. It's probably going to happen, but it might not. But it's going to be real painful. So is that 64?

[Jason]

64 would be a lot of milk, but it also sounds pretty decent.

[Andy]

I think you're fine.

[Mike]

Artificial intelligence says you can't die from it.

[Jason]

No, there have been people that have died from it.

[Andy]

Were they in a car crash while they were drinking milk?

[Jason]

In 2012, doctors described how a 54 year old man found himself in the hospital unit after chugging an excess of cow's milk over a couple of days. All right, this is not a good example.

[Mike]

I can handle a gallon of milk in a couple days.

[Andy]

I can do that over a couple days.

[Mike]

Cereal, probably a day.

[Jason]

You know, AI is not always right.

[Mike]

I could take down a gallon.

[Jason]

I read an article once.

[Mike]

Yeah, the studies show.

[Jason]

No, I did, I did. I swear it.

[Mike]

We've all read lots of things and told AI stories.

[Jason]

All right, the milk one sounds like the easy choice. Now would you. Is there, I mean, mayo inside of Orici's is disgusting.

[Andy]

Mayo and chocolate. It is probably not that bad. It's genuinely probably not that bad. Mayo is like a base for so many things that you eat and you love and it's delicious. Like, I know people like my daughter just hates mayo. Mayo is the worst thing in the world. Can't stand it, but eats plenty of sauces that are mayo based. You know, it's like you realize that's just mixing mayo and relish. That's all. That's all the tartar sauce is.

[Mike]

Put some ketchup in that man.

[Andy]

Right? Oh, then you got Thousand Island. It's like. So I do think chocolate and mayo, there's a chance. It sounds disgusting, but there's a chance. You're like, you find something there. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

If you found out that mayonnaise Reese's cups are tasty.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You're in big trouble.

[Andy]

You're. Oh, because Big Reese is coming after you.

[Mike]

Well, because you're gonna be eating you're gonna be eating chocolate mayonnaise.

[Jason]

Do you see they have peanut butter and jelly. Reese's coming out. Grape and strawberry.

[Andy]

You have my attention.

[Jason]

There's a layer at the bottom of the Reese's. You gonna look it up? I am. This one's real. You cannot eat a gallon of Reese's. All right. Without dying of happiness. Peanut butter and jelly.

[Andy]

Reese, I can't spell strawberry. Wait, there we go. I got it.

[Jason]

This is the struggle with the strawberry.

[Andy]

I forgot that W in there.

[Jason]

Strawberry.

[Andy]

It looked super wrong.

[Mike]

Strawberry.

[Andy]

Strawberry.

[Jason]

Okay. Whether you could die or not, I want the milk in this one. It's easy.

[Mike]

That one is very easy. That's a small glass of milk.

[Jason]

Did you look up the Reese's?

[Mike]

No. I thought Jason was on it.

[Jason]

I feel like you should have found it by now.

[Andy]

I should have. If it were real, you would have

[Mike]

found it by now.

[Jason]

No, it is real.

[Andy]

I see it looks awesome.

[Jason]

Yeah. Grape and strawberry. Two options.

[Andy]

Peanut butter and jelly. I haven't been eating a ton of sugar, but I'm getting this immediately.

[Jason]

Okay. Immediately. There you go. Nerd 750 from Patreon. Would you rather have your neck fixed in place without the ability to rotate side to side? Oh, can you not rotate?

[Mike]

The OG Batman movies.

[Jason]

He couldn't move them.

[Mike]

No. Every time he looked at something, it's a full shoulder turn

[Jason]

or. Sorry. Rotate. You could not rotate it side to side with your eyes fixed in place. Wait.

[Mike]

Sorry.

[Jason]

Sorry. I lost myself.

[Andy]

So wait, these aren't out to purchase yet or what?

[Jason]

Jason's busy searching for that, and that's

[Andy]

what distracted dropping in 20, 25. We don't need, like, year long.

[Mike]

How long does it take to put jelly in there?

[Andy]

Squirt some jelly in there. Get in my mouth.

[Jason]

You can do this yourself.

[Andy]

Not. Not like they can. I want it. I want to. I can see him with a syringe.

[Jason]

He's gonna have a soda.

[Mike]

You just dip.

[Andy]

No, I want it inside the.

[Mike]

Because I like in the cup.

[Andy]

I like the cup being in the fridge. I like the cold cups.

[Mike]

Then they're too crispy.

[Jason]

The reason I like the crispy up is because I thought Mike found out that I was lying, which is not a lie.

[Mike]

I thought so, but no. It's looking good.

[Jason]

Let me start over. Nerd750. Would you rather have your neck fixed in place without the ability to rotate side to side? Okay. The Batman or your eyes fixed in place without the ability to look side to side so your eyes can't move? Okay. So your eyes are stuck here, and you can move your head.

[Andy]

Okay, I get it.

[Jason]

Or your neck can't move, and you can move your eyes. What a dumb question.

[Andy]

Who wrote this in?

[Jason]

What a stupid, stupid question.

[Andy]

So essentially, while I'm sitting here, I can look towards you, Andy, or towards Mike, but I can't, like, without moving my head. Okay. I'm trying this on for size. I can't see much. Like, if I try to see you, Andy, or you, Mike, without moving my head. Both suck. Like, I'm seeing nobody now. If I've got to turn my whole body to you, I. Granted, I'm in a swivel chair. It's pretty easy in a swivel chair. I'm definitely taking the. No moving the neck. I think that's probably better.

[Mike]

I've ran the options, and you're right. This question's dumb.

[Jason]

I. You know, I've had the occasional. I wake up. Like, when we go on the road, I'll sleep on the wrong pillow. And I've had it where.

[Mike]

Like, the old sleep injury.

[Jason]

Yeah. I basically can't move my neck. Like, I had to do a live show once where I was like, yeah, I think that was doable.

[Mike]

Anybody our age is.

[Jason]

But not moving my eyes seems like a major problem, because if they're just fixed for it and I'm using a computer, I've got to move my neck every time I look up. I don't know. Maybe that's not a big deal.

[Andy]

The big deal here, driving. Because I know that, like, I'm teaching my oldest to drive, which.

[Jason]

Only one of them, though, right?

[Andy]

Both of them, actually. And, you know, one of the things, you always need to look over your shoulder to make sure you're looking at oncoming traffic or, you know, when you're blinkering, when you're changing lanes. But I always tell them, like, your head's got to be on a swivel. You can't turn your shoulders or you will turn the car. You know, you really can't. Your hands are on the steering wheel. So if you've got to turn your shoulders all the way, you can't really do that.

[Jason]

Cars now, though, cameras. I mean, they got cameras for everything.

[Andy]

That's true. That's good. You're right. I don't look anymore at all.

[Jason]

Well, look, I mean, I'll be honest. I still turn when I look. Like, when you back out, are you turning every time?

[Andy]

Yeah. Yes, every time.

[Jason]

Even when you have the camera for the backup camera?

[Andy]

I have the camera on the back. I've got a camera on the side, and I use my eyes and I look and I see. Because here's the thing.

[Mike]

I use my eyes, too, on the

[Andy]

camera when I say that. I do every time. I do almost every time. And every now and then when I don't and I back out looking at

[Jason]

the camera, freaked out.

[Andy]

Someone is driving. Like I'm pulling straight back on a parking lot and then a car that was coming that I couldn't see.

[Jason]

I won't do that.

[Andy]

Sure. If you're at home and, you know, nobody's there or whatever. I'm a. This is a dumb question.

[Jason]

Yeah, dumb question. I think what we're deciding.

[Andy]

I'm going to take the.

[Mike]

Take the car cameras.

[Andy]

I'm going to take the car cameras, too, Mike.

[Mike]

Nice.

[Jason]

All right, we'll take a break and come back with what's the difference? What's going on, everybody? I have a busy life.

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[Jason]

What's the difference between me and you? Me and you? Well, sometimes we handle dumb questions. We do stuff like that. We keep you entertained.

[Mike]

You know, we're.

[Jason]

You're a little old dancing clams. Sometimes you get into serious stuff and we want to distinguish between A, B and C. And again, what's the difference is when we do that, we science ascertain the difference between things so you can move forward in your life with clarity and understanding. Which is why I want to know the difference between a poop, a dump and a turd.

[Andy]

That's size.

[Mike]

This is.

[Andy]

I'm just, I look, sometimes you came to the right. You came to the right.

[Jason]

A dump is the biggest, right?

[Mike]

Oh, dumps, the biggest.

[Andy]

You don't go and take a small dump. I feel like that makes no sense.

[Jason]

I feel like a poop and a turd.

[Mike]

A turd is a singular.

[Andy]

Yeah, turds. A little tiny nugget.

[Mike]

Well, no, no, it's just. It's one no matter what.

[Andy]

Yeah, but it's small. If you have a massive turd, that's a dump. I promise. You take that one where it's hanging outside of the water and you go, oh, that's a dump.

[Mike]

I object. I've never taken a single turd or released a single turd and called it a dump.

[Andy]

Yeah, because you know what a turd is? If you have a turd, you would never call that a dump. It's not big enough.

[Jason]

Let me ask you a question. You know that little plastic so gross pieces of poop that people will set around as a gag Right.

[Andy]

What is that?

[Mike]

That's a poop.

[Jason]

That's a poop.

[Mike]

That's a poop. Yeah.

[Jason]

That's not a turd. Well, it can. And what if you left a turd on someone's car? It should just be a little piece.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah, I think so.

[Jason]

Are you talking about. I think I'm.

[Mike]

Are you talking about.

[Jason]

You're thinking.

[Mike]

Are you talking about the one that looks like the. It's the swirly.

[Jason]

The emoji. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's a poop.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's a poop. Not a turd. I've been working with the one if

[Mike]

it looked like, you know, it's just

[Andy]

like a candy bar. Yeah.

[Mike]

Eric. Yeah.

[Jason]

That's a turd.

[Andy]

Yeah, a turd. Yeah. Yeah, I would say.

[Jason]

And what would be if you left a dump on someone's car?

[Mike]

Oh, it's everywhere.

[Andy]

Dude, it's a problem.

[Mike]

Get out the fire hose.

[Jason]

Does it have to have a consistency to be a dump?

[Andy]

It can be any consistency.

[Jason]

A dump can be anything.

[Andy]

You can spray that stuff. You can lay that stuff. Whichever one you want.

[Mike]

This is spray.

[Jason]

You could lay.

[Andy]

You could spray or lay. You could do both. You can lay and then spray on it. I mean, a dump is just.

[Jason]

But you can't spray a turd.

[Andy]

You cannot spray a turd, and you

[Jason]

can't spray a poop.

[Andy]

No, the only. No, I don't think you can spray poop.

[Jason]

What happens when. Let me ask you this, because this is very important. You just got done with a huge dump.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

You leave the room, you come back in, you realize you got a little more, and it's a squirt. What is that?

[Andy]

That's a squirt. You just said.

[Jason]

Oh, it's not a big squirt.

[Andy]

There are many more. Many more descriptive terms here for.

[Mike]

We're just trying to do these.

[Andy]

I got you for your squirts, your sharts, your double deckers, Pop Tarts. Yeah. There's so many great ways to defecate. But if we're talking about poop, dump. And turd is losing control. I mean, Deucer's Alley. Dooser's Alley is aptly named right now.

[Jason]

That's because poop is funny. It's funny.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Because it comes out of you.

[Mike]

It smells so bad.

[Andy]

Everyone poops. And that just means average. When you take.

[Mike]

Right.

[Andy]

When you go to the bathroom. And it's just what you're used to.

[Jason]

Somehow. This doesn't make sense, but somehow I think of a turd as being out of water and A poop of being in water.

[Mike]

No turd can be in. It can float.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Do you know what I'm saying?

[Andy]

It could be a floater or a sinker.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Which are other two categories, right? Like a floater.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember. That's a subcategory.

[Jason]

I remember clearly.

[Andy]

The ghost poop. That's one of my favorite and hardest to achieve. Oh, you know, tell me you haven't. You've experienced the ghost poop. You haven't experienced the ghost.

[Jason]

You look down and there's nothing there.

[Mike]

100%. Yeah, 100%.

[Andy]

You pooped.

[Jason]

You thought you pooped.

[Andy]

No, you did poop.

[Mike]

You know for sure you did.

[Andy]

I promise you pooped.

[Jason]

But there's no evidence it slipped down.

[Andy]

I think it goes all the way. It's like I'm flushing myself here. I got you.

[Jason]

Because you sent it into the water

[Andy]

at the right trajectory. The right trajectory speed. It dove, and there was no splash in that water. It's like an Olympic diver, and it just goes swoop right down the tube. And then you. You wipe and you look, because you're always gonna look. You wipe and you look and you go, I did it. I had the ghost poop.

[Mike]

Well, that's. I mean, now you're getting into, like. Like ultimate no wipers and things like that.

[Andy]

Oh, dude, the no wipers are amazing. Ultimate no wipers, Mike. I'm glad you probably are.

[Jason]

That you do wipe, but it's a surprise because there's nothing on it.

[Andy]

There's nothing on. It's clean.

[Mike]

That's like no wipers.

[Jason]

That's like a. Once or twice in your life.

[Mike]

The ultimate is when someone's just like. You bet on the no wipe, and you just like, I'm good.

[Jason]

You pull the.

[Mike]

No, no, I'm not saying I do it.

[Andy]

That's too far, man, because I've. I've had. That's disgusting. It's disgusting. I've had the 100. You always go, that one felt like a clean one.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy]

But most of the time it's not. But every now and then, it's super not. You go, I was way wrong. I thought this was a clean one.

[Jason]

This is instead the marker once in a row. Oh, the markers are the marker that

[Andy]

Chris Pratt named when you just.

[Mike]

You could.

[Jason]

You wipe and you wipe and you

[Andy]

wipe in a row. It's like 20 flushes later. I'm like, dude, this. I have to have it all. There's no way. I don't want to shower right now.

[Jason]

The worst Is if you have the marker and you go through a bunch of wipes and then you go, oh, I do have to go a little more.

[Andy]

Reset the. I feel like at that point, you have to be helping because I think.

[Jason]

How many clean no wipers would you have to have in a row before you take the chance and just pull the pants off?

[Andy]

At least three, but that's impossible.

[Jason]

Okay, listen. I remember very clearly the floater was the most, like, the most popular in the house when we were kids, because it was like. That was the one you try to flush, and it'd still be there at the end.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jason]

They don't go down.

[Andy]

That's just a bad toilet. Because that means not all the water's flushing.

[Mike]

No, no.

[Andy]

If all the water flushes completely, I promise.

[Jason]

No, no, no. I get what you're saying, but a

[Mike]

lot of them catching the new clean water.

[Jason]

Yeah. It's a moment. There's a moment when the floater.

[Mike]

It's the power. It's not the amount of water.

[Jason]

Did we settle this?

[Andy]

I think we settled it. Next time we'll talk about a floater. A ghost on a bridge.

[Jason]

A bridge.

[Mike]

Oh, no, we can't get into that.

[Andy]

Yeah. The bridge is a whole nother thing.

[Mike]

The bridge is to be an engineer marvel.

[Jason]

What is the difference between a friend, a buddy, and a chum?

[Andy]

I'm pretty sure chums are English. Am I wrong there?

[Mike]

It's English or it's a good chum. It's the stuff you put in the water to get the shark.

[Andy]

Yeah, right, right. But that's just.

[Jason]

It's so close to a chump, which is a different thing.

[Mike]

But so is it. Can you combine those? Like it's a friend. But if I needed to get a shark here.

[Andy]

Right.

[Mike]

I can throw him in the water.

[Andy]

The English one goes first.

[Mike]

Yeah, like I'm. Save yourself, maybe.

[Jason]

I mean, a friend.

[Mike]

What do you like English people?

[Jason]

I just. I don't know if the sharks.

[Mike]

I love gov.

[Jason]

I don't know if the sharks like them. Maybe they're not, you know, a friend. A buddy. Let's start. A buddy is not as close as a friend, right?

[Mike]

Correct.

[Jason]

A buddy is somebody that you.

[Mike]

They can become a friend.

[Jason]

I saw my buddy at the ball game.

[Andy]

I feel like a buddy.

[Jason]

I ran into my chum for some reason. What in the world?

[Andy]

So I am confused. I would like a little clarity on buddy because I feel like there is a little bit of seepage here from dadville where I feel like a buddy has to be Younger. Like younger than you?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Andy]

You know, but I don't know if that's just my fathering instinct being like, you know, my kid is my son.

[Jason]

But, like, I think you can have a buddy.

[Andy]

You can have an older buddy.

[Jason]

A bud.

[Andy]

That feels weird.

[Jason]

An older buddy. Yeah. Within a year, so.

[Andy]

Well, sure. I'm saying, like, you know, we're middle aged, so let's give a five year difference.

[Jason]

All friends are buddies, by the way, but not all buddies are friends.

[Mike]

I think I can agree with that.

[Jason]

And none of them are chums because I'm not from bloody old England.

[Andy]

Right. I mean, I don't have a chum. I don't have a chum. I certainly don't. I think about all my buddies, all my friends.

[Mike]

Never had a chum.

[Andy]

Not once in my life have I had a chum.

[Jason]

Does this have to do with drinking tea? Can you not have a chum if you haven't had somebody over for tea? And that's why they have a bunch of chums over there.

[Andy]

I don't even think tea is enough. Because you could have tea if you don't.

[Jason]

And crumpets.

[Andy]

Yeah, you got to have the crumpets and tea because that's really English.

[Jason]

Crumpet.

[Mike]

Boston. Yeah.

[Andy]

Not. Man, I'm sorry, not today. We were on heater.

[Mike]

Yeah, we were.

[Andy]

That's really bad.

[Mike]

Close the show.

[Andy]

Yeah. Are we ready for the draft or what?

[Jason]

What makes somebody your buddy, though? How do you cross the line between acquaintance to buddy but not to friend? How do you thread the needle there? Is it someone you see twice? Is it a two time?

[Mike]

A buddy is your. You are. You will seek out to do something with them.

[Jason]

So pickleball buddies. I go to. I go to. I do go down there. They're not my friends, but I see them down there at the pickleball court. So they're my buddies.

[Mike]

Now, hold on. Is it a friend that you have just one particular interest? Yeah. You're like, oh, here's my pickleball buddy. No, this is like this.

[Jason]

I don't think so. No, no. Because I can see myself going to a party and say, oh, that's one of my buddies from work.

[Andy]

I think a buddy is someone you like, but all you do is work with them.

[Jason]

True.

[Andy]

You like a buddy. You're never like, oh, this is my buddy and I don't like him. You like a buddy. You just don't do enough.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. I think it's one thing.

[Andy]

Yeah. Whether it's. Whether It's. I mean, you could say it's only one thing. It's like my pickleball buddy. But it could be like. It would be a friend, but I don't see him that much. Like, we hang out, but, you know,

[Jason]

my friend from work. My buddy from work. I'm closer to the friend.

[Andy]

Yeah, you're closer to the friend. The friend is from work.

[Mike]

The friend from work means you're like, you're at work, but you're also willing to go to lunch with them.

[Jason]

All right, now, listen, this one has nothing to do with the first question, but what's the difference between a nook, a cranny, and a crevice?

[Andy]

Oh, it does. A nook, a cranny, and a crevice. Wow.

[Jason]

Now we know nooks and crannies are both part of an English muffin.

[Andy]

Well, right, right, right. But that's.

[Mike]

Which part is which?

[Jason]

Well, that's really what we're answering.

[Andy]

I feel like the nook would be the pivot, the divot.

[Jason]

Oh. Like if, like, a little meteor hit the. Hit the English muffin and created that little circle hole. That's a nook.

[Andy]

Yeah, I think that's the nook. But then what's the cranny on an English muffin? Is the cranny the part that sticks up?

[Jason]

Yeah. Well, no, I always thought a cranny was, like, a thin crevice.

[Andy]

What?

[Jason]

A crevice, which is also.

[Mike]

Crevices. Crevices. It's got to be vertical.

[Andy]

Really? Yeah. A crevice is usually vertical. That's right.

[Mike]

It cannot be a horizontal.

[Andy]

If it's horizontal. Is it a crevasse?

[Jason]

Wait, what do you mean horizontal and vertical?

[Andy]

A crevice.

[Mike]

You see, like, if you're gonna. If there's two objects and you're gonna squeeze between them, it's vertical. It's not a. You're not laying down and horizontally going through. It has to be up.

[Jason]

And which one is that? A crevice.

[Andy]

Yeah, that's a crevice, and a crevice is two separate things that are not connected.

[Jason]

You're sticking through sideways like this.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

And if you lay down and they're not connected.

[Andy]

Crevice is not connected. These are two things close to each other. Crevice creating a crevice. A nook is part of one object.

[Jason]

Here's a. Here's. I don't know if this helps, but I know that people sometimes in their house, they make a reading nook.

[Andy]

That does not help.

[Mike]

That hurts because it's Just like a little indentation.

[Jason]

Corner or something.

[Mike]

Well, there's a breakfast nook.

[Jason]

A breakfast nook? A reading nook.

[Andy]

Okay, so it's. Yeah, so it is. It is. Like the little hole or the little divot.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Andy]

In whatever. So that one.

[Jason]

We just don't know what a cranny is.

[Mike]

No, no, no.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

What could it be?

[Andy]

I'm confusing it with granny so much I can't escape.

[Jason]

They're different words.

[Andy]

Is it the difference between the vertical, maybe?

[Mike]

Is that the horizontal one?

[Andy]

Like, if it's on the ground, is it a cranny? I don't see many crannies.

[Jason]

Just in the English muffins. I don't know. Another cranny out there. Can we get a. How many crannies are there in the world?

[Mike]

Well, if you count the muffins, there's unlimited.

[Andy]

Yeah, because they keep making more all the time.

[Mike]

I think we're stumped here.

[Andy]

When I image search cranny, it literally. They don't exist.

[Jason]

A small crack or crevice.

[Andy]

Right. Now, go to images and you won't find an image of whatever.

[Jason]

Search for a cranny.

[Andy]

To be honest with you, I promise you it's safe. Because all you're gonna get is pictures of a building that says nooks and cranny. I mean, there's. There is no. Oh, I found one. I found a cranny. And it's literally just a crack in the ground. I mean, it's so.

[Mike]

It is.

[Jason]

It's gotta be small, though.

[Andy]

It is so small.

[Mike]

But it's a crack.

[Andy]

It's a crack.

[Mike]

So you can't fit through it.

[Andy]

No, you can go through. You can go right through a crevasse.

[Jason]

Well, you might have to squeeze.

[Andy]

Otherwise it's a hallway.

[Jason]

Yeah, that's right. And that's not what we're talking about.

[Andy]

No, but a cranny is a teeny

[Jason]

little crack you walk on.

[Mike]

Wait, I don't want to divot.

[Jason]

You know, when you see the picture of the desert, it's so arid, and there's all those cracks in the ground.

[Andy]

Crannies.

[Jason]

Crannies.

[Andy]

Yep.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Andy]

All right, we did it.

[Jason]

One more, Al. Or are we moving on?

[Andy]

Let's do one more.

[Jason]

Okay, great. What is the difference between a path, a trail, and a walkway?

[Mike]

Well, a trail's outdoor, and it's like rocks or dirt.

[Andy]

A trail has been established before you get there. A trail has been trailblazed.

[Jason]

Well, all three of those, though, have been.

[Andy]

Well, but there's no.

[Jason]

I feel like a path Is more formal than a trail.

[Andy]

100%.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

It may be paved.

[Andy]

That's the point. That's the point, Andrew. A trail is in nature.

[Jason]

And a walkway has nothing to do with nature at all.

[Andy]

Nothing to do with nature. In fact, oftentimes it's electrified. It's a moving automated walkway. This shouldn't belong in this question.

[Jason]

Yeah, I'm with you.

[Andy]

We're sitting here talking about nature and they're like, what about a walkway? Get out of here.

[Mike]

Why can't we get those in other places? Why is the airport the only place that. Why is there a strangleholder monopoly on the moving walkway?

[Andy]

Why at stadiums are they not moving walkways?

[Mike]

Those things are gigantic.

[Jason]

Do airports invent them and they have a patent?

[Andy]

They might have the patent. I'm on it.

[Jason]

That was a joke. All right. A path, though. Listen, I've been on trails that have part of the trail paved and it feels like you're cheating.

[Andy]

That is cheating.

[Jason]

But you could easily pave a whole trail.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

And it's so much easier to walk on.

[Andy]

I think if it's paved, it's not a trail. I really believe that. I think when you're on a trail and you get to a little paved portion, you have just exited the trail until that paved portion and you're on a path.

[Mike]

Now, I am in full agreement here.

[Andy]

A trail is like there's bushes on the left and on the right and whatever, but there's dirt from people before you clearing the way.

[Jason]

I also say this. A trail cannot be infinitely wide.

[Andy]

No, no, no. No way. There is a walkway could be pretty wide.

[Jason]

You could have a walkway between a building, between two buildings.

[Mike]

And it's super wide trails like two people wide.

[Andy]

Two people wide. You gotta, you've gotta. You can't pass someone going the other

[Jason]

direction without turning like you're entering some

[Andy]

sort of at least forcibly have to recognize them. You know what I mean? Like, you know, I'm passing, so it's not like, oh, I didn't even see that person on the trail. Then you're not on a trail.

[Jason]

Figured it out.

[Mike]

That was easy.

[Jason]

Got it taken care of. Taking a break.

[Andy]

No, airports do not have a patent on the moving walkways, by the way.

[Mike]

Then why can't they be other places?

[Jason]

Maybe we lost the blueprints. We don't know how to make them anymore. All right, taking a break. Hitting the draft.

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[Jason]

by the way, before I hit this button, Al makes a good point. If Disneyland or theme parks had moving walkways that went between rides,

[Andy]

I've thought this and my children have talked about this in the line.

[Jason]

Oh, just make the line that way.

[Andy]

Make the line. Chairs. Just move them. Just slowly move them. I don't know, just relax. Benches or whatever.

[Jason]

What do they dump you out on the end?

[Andy]

You can stand up.

[Mike]

It's all right. It would be like an escalator where once it gets to the end, that chair just goes back into the.

[Andy]

But imagine.

[Jason]

So it's like the. It's like at a grocery store when you put your food down on the. On the little food. And so it senses when there's another person up there.

[Mike]

Exactly.

[Andy]

And just moves you forward, moving you one person.

[Mike]

Not hard.

[Jason]

That doesn't sound that bad.

[Andy]

No, it's pretty great.

[Jason]

Okay,

[Andy]

The Spitballers draft.

[Jason]

Well, today we are drafting the best characters ever played by Tom Hanks, who has been in so many movies, shows, whatever. Tom Hanks, best characters. Jason, you have the very first pick and a lot to choose from.

[Andy]

Yeah, there's a lot to choose from. I feel like there's a one on one, at least for our generation.

[Jason]

I think there's two.

[Andy]

I agree that there are two.

[Mike]

I think there's three.

[Andy]

Well, that's good because you have the third pick. But Forrest Gump is iconic. The entire movie is Tom Hanks. He is.

[Mike]

Are you just listing things or is that your pick? No, that's my pick.

[Jason]

No, no, no, that's your pick. Yes.

[Andy]

Forrest Gump is the island, What I believe is the one on one, you know, did he win? He had to won the Oscar for that, right? I'm going to say he did so. Forrest Gump award winning character, Academy Award. And so it was the possibly. Yeah, no, I declared it, but yeah. Forrest.

[Jason]

Correct.

[Mike]

Boom. Yeah.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Best actor and best picture. Well, then I'm going to go with Woody.

[Andy]

Yeah, those are the two.

[Jason]

I'm going to go with Woody from Toy Story. Spanning more than just one measly movie.

[Andy]

You certainly get more movies.

[Jason]

So I'll go with Woody. I thought you'd take Woody and I'd end up with Forrest Gump, but those were the top two to me, man.

[Mike]

There's like. What the Toy Story. Franchise has become is. It's wild.

[Andy]

Are you happy that they made that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Mike]

I know. I think it's good. I mean, what they're working on five.

[Jason]

Apparently there are those. There are those that believe that they should have stopped after three, I think.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think the end of three was perfection. But four was still good. It wasn't amazing, but it was still. I enjoyed it.

[Andy]

It took away from the dominance of the three, though.

[Jason]

That's how it does affect the legacy.

[Mike]

Yeah, but I'm not like the whole Star wars thing.

[Jason]

You can't keep coming out with them.

[Andy]

You keep printing the same thing over and over and over and eventually it grows. You, you, you. You dig too far into the mountain. Yeah, but you let the.

[Mike]

But you can go back to Toy Story 3 and watch it and you're like, oh, this is great.

[Andy]

Yeah, look, but I don't want to because the fourth ruined it.

[Jason]

Difference of opinion. But all right. The point is, I have Woody.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's a. It's a very good pick. I'm going with two here. So my first pick here is hopefully you guys know the picture because I'm going to go with the name. Do you know the name Carl Hanratty?

[Jason]

Oh, you don't?

[Mike]

Dude, knock.

[Andy]

Who's there?

[Jason]

That's. Catch me if you can, right?

[Andy]

Yes, it is.

[Mike]

Absolutely.

[Andy]

Carl Hanratty was. There's no way that wouldn't have been my next pick. In fact, I will go so far as to say that would have been my second pick over Woody.

[Mike]

I told you there was three.

[Andy]

All right, you win this round.

[Jason]

That one's much lower on my list.

[Mike]

Oh, man. Catch me if you can is a perfect movie. And Tom Hanks is so good and so very funny in that movie.

[Jason]

And.

[Andy]

Knock, knock.

[Mike]

Yeah, see?

[Andy]

Oh, it's so good.

[Mike]

And now I don't even. I don't even know how to play the game for the draft here, so I'll just take the one I want to take. It's. This is a. I feel like this movie has been sort of lost in the shuffle. Just lost to time. But I watched it, you know, not like last month or any, but. But somewhat recently and was reminded how good it is. And in this movie, his name is Michael Sullivan.

[Andy]

It is.

[Mike]

And he is the character from Road to Perdition.

[Jason]

Okay, listen, I want to talk about that movie. Yes, I want to talk about that movie.

[Andy]

Oh, man. They're impassioned, dude. It's great. Never seen it.

[Jason]

Road to Perdition.

[Mike]

Jason, you are so lucky.

[Andy]

Talk to me.

[Jason]

It's Paul Newman.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jason]

That's.

[Andy]

I don't know who that is.

[Jason]

Oh, yes, you do. You don't know Paul Moore.

[Andy]

I'm looking him up.

[Mike]

So it's Paul and not just for the dressings.

[Jason]

And Tom Hanks.

[Andy]

Oh, yeah, the dressing guy.

[Jason]

I remember when. I remember when that movie came out and I thought people would forget it.

[Mike]

It's the mobster movie.

[Andy]

I have no idea who.

[Jason]

Paul. Mobster. I genuinely thought this movie would be forgotten in this draft. That. That is an amazing pick, and that movie is very, very good. Very, very good.

[Mike]

I am so envious, Jason, that you can go home tonight and watch Road to Perdition for the first time. No. Do you know anything about it?

[Andy]

I don't know anything about it.

[Mike]

I will not. I'm not going to tell you anything about it.

[Andy]

Can't imagine. I'm going to do it, Mike. I don't think I'm going to watch it.

[Mike]

I promise you will love this.

[Andy]

Oh, hey, you know what? Time out. Oh, yeah, we do. Hold up.

[Mike]

Wait a minute.

[Andy]

We have an update. Where's our breaking news? Give us the breaking news here.

[Mike]

It does those buttons.

[Andy]

Oh, those aren't set up here. Oh, that's. That's quite a shame.

[Mike]

Doo, doo, doo.

[Andy]

Um, so last time we follow through. Last time on the Spitballers podcast, we had. I had a very deep desire to know my blood type. And. And it was impossible. Oh. Oh. This breaking news. This just in. The Spitballers crew all tested their blood and all know our blood type now,

[Jason]

not without some apprehension.

[Andy]

Well, there was blood everywhere.

[Mike]

That is not a joke.

[Andy]

First of all, there was blood everywhere. You have to do a little finger prick, which is the whole reason I tried to find a way out of this.

[Mike]

And you really tried to find a

[Andy]

way out of it.

[Mike]

After all of us doing it, you

[Jason]

felt the peer pressure. Cause all of our blood was spilling.

[Mike]

It was a group effort.

[Andy]

Jeremy's blood was everywhere.

[Jason]

He couldn't stop bleeding.

[Andy]

Jeremy just bled all over the table. This is a finger prick. I don't know how hard.

[Jason]

You have more blood than average.

[Mike]

No. Because this was not just. I couldn't tell you at the time,

[Andy]

but, dude, I still have my mark.

[Mike]

Oh, I still have my mark, too.

[Andy]

Those lancets are like little sores.

[Mike]

They're so intense of. I did a keto diet for, like, two years, so I'm testing my blood frequently. This thing was not just a tiny finger prick.

[Jason]

This thing.

[Mike]

I thought it hit me in the. In the fingernail. I thought it went through my finger.

[Andy]

It makes my butt clinch right now. Talking about.

[Jason]

Went to another room, turned the light out.

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

And did it there.

[Andy]

I had to. I kept.

[Jason]

And then came back with blood all

[Andy]

over his hand, just covered in blood.

[Jason]

It's like he's a murder scene.

[Andy]

I mean, I don't.

[Jason]

And he's trying to collect it as it drips off. Anyways. But you know your blood type.

[Andy]

I'm O positive, so there you go. And you two, congratulations on your great grades.

[Mike]

We're A plus.

[Andy]

You are A plus.

[Jason]

That's right. We have. I think Mike and I were the only eight. We were positives in the office.

[Mike]

It was a wild time, but we got it figured out. And now, Jason, you need to figure out how to rent Road to Perdition. I am telling you, man, it's a good movie. I am telling you. You are going to like this movie.

[Andy]

All right, you're going to have to remind me, because I can't do it tonight, and I will not remember tomorrow.

[Jason]

All right, I'll follow up. Woody with what I would say is like, on the Forrest Gump level of iconic performances by Tom Hanks, where he owns the screen the majority of the movie, and it's just too iconic of a time in history for him to be in that movie. I'm taking Chuck Nolan and Cast Away. I'm taking Chuck Nolan and cast. The movie was Tom Hanks on the screen.

[Mike]

It was, yes.

[Jason]

I'm not saying the movie was the best movie that's ever been made, but it was a good movie, and it should be seen one time. I don't care if you take Helen Hunt out of it, but the movie was good.

[Mike]

Why can't I do that to Helen Hunt?

[Jason]

I just don't like. I don't care for her.

[Mike]

What, you don't like Mad about you.

[Andy]

It's like, she's pretty annoying.

[Mike]

I like Helen Hunt.

[Jason]

It's like Mary Steenburgen in the third

[Mike]

Back to the Future.

[Jason]

Could have done without. Could have done without.

[Mike]

How dare you compare her to that?

[Andy]

That's a little too mad about you is all right, but mad about you was good. She was.

[Jason]

She's made for tv.

[Andy]

What was what?

[Mike]

Not a movie star.

[Jason]

Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Okay, Jason, you are back up on the clock. Mike has Carl Hanratty from Catch Me if youf can and Michael Sullivan for Road to Perdition.

[Mike]

Hot start.

[Jason]

I've got Woody and Chuck Nolan from Castaway. Jason has Forrest Gump. From Forrest Gump.

[Andy]

I do. I'm going to go with someone that he played that. That is an iconic person, someone near and dear to all of our hearts because he created a land of wonder and magic.

[Mike]

Really?

[Andy]

Yeah. I am taking his portrayal of Walt Disney. Oh, Tom hanks. At saving Mr. Banks.

[Mike]

I had no idea where that was going.

[Andy]

Saving Mr. Banks. Walt Disney. It was neat to see him come to life. He's played a couple of real life people that he has just done so well at. And I really want to take the next one just to stick it to Mr. Holloway. Oh, but I'm not going to. Oh.

[Jason]

Oh.

[Andy]

What is happening instead?

[Jason]

So you did take.

[Andy]

I took Walt Disney.

[Jason]

Okay. Okay.

[Andy]

And then I'm going to take Captain Miller from Saving Private Ryan.

[Mike]

Okay. Okay.

[Andy]

Very classic movie. I'm getting different styles here. We got real, we got war, We've got, you know, the saving. Well, I'm talking about my three different.

[Mike]

Oh, sorry.

[Andy]

I was like, how did Forrest Gump Save. So.

[Jason]

All right. So many movies that he's been in, so many good potential picks here. I think the Saving Private Ryan pick would have been my next one. I'm going to go with Josh Baskin in Big. I'm going. Tom Hanks in Big. That was one of the movies that I watched so many times as a kid. Special place in my heart. Special movie. Really cool movie.

[Mike]

I'm surprised you had the last name. When I was on IMDb, he's just listed as Josh.

[Jason]

Yep.

[Andy]

Josh Baskin. I had to Google it was on my list. And sadly, as I deleted Josh Baskin off my list, good pick, by the way. I realized there was someone I wanted so much more than Captain Miller.

[Mike]

Well, you see, if it gets bad,

[Andy]

I've already got my last pick planned, fellas. There's no way you're picking them, and there's no way I'm not.

[Jason]

Okay?

[Andy]

It's not me. It's up to you, Mike.

[Jason]

Mike, you have two.

[Andy]

I am very confused.

[Jason]

You have two picks.

[Mike]

All right. I don't remember how they say his last name in this because it's been so long since I've seen it, but it's Jimmy Dugan.

[Andy]

Yeah. That's the one I wanted.

[Jason]

What?

[Andy]

It's Dugan.

[Mike]

How would you think that was not in play. It's A League of Their Own, by the way.

[Andy]

No, no, no. That's not my last pick. I said that's the one I wanted for my previous.

[Mike]

Okay, okay.

[Andy]

Because my last pick is. You guys won't take.

[Mike]

Is your last pick wacky?

[Andy]

Maybe.

[Mike]

Is it.

[Andy]

Don't you.

[Mike]

Is it its own thing?

[Andy]

Don't you dare. No, no. It's your own thing, man.

[Jason]

Take it, man.

[Mike]

I had already. Which producers? Can we get back to work? I messaged Jeremy three minutes ago, and I said, am I allowed to take 100% David S pumpkins, baby?

[Andy]

Yes. It's a great. He's one of the best big characters of all time. One of the best characters of all time. Any question?

[Jason]

SNL character with Tom Hanks here. When you clarified.

[Andy]

Oh, man.

[Jason]

When you clarified in our Slack channel that you wanted characters, not movie characters, I 100% assumed that just meant you were taking Devin S. David S Pumpkin. David S. Pumpkin.

[Mike]

And I was. And I did.

[Andy]

Oh, I thought for sure that would come.

[Jason]

So now you get neither one.

[Andy]

He took both of your great picks, Mike. I mean, fantastic work over there.

[Jason]

Well, that means that I have Woody, Chuck Nolan from Castaway, Josh Baskin from Big, and I will close it out with Jim Lovell from Apollo 13.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Ironically. Just watched a full. Real documentary.

[Mike]

Ooh. On Apollo 13.

[Jason]

On Apollo 13. I highly recommend it.

[Mike]

Mike, what service is that?

[Jason]

I believe it's an Apple TV documentary.

[Mike]

I'm on it.

[Jason]

Actually, no, it's Netflix. It's a Netflix documentary.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Andy]

Actually, no, it's Hulu.

[Jason]

Look, just search for it. You'll find it. That story in real life.

[Mike]

Apollo 13 survival.

[Jason]

I don't know if that's it.

[Mike]

That's 2024.

[Jason]

That's it.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm in on this.

[Jason]

You got to watch it. It's so good.

[Andy]

Dude, I'm watching that tonight.

[Jason]

Yeah, that is the one. It's all real footage. Like a bunch of unseen footage from the real events. But look, Apollo 13. Outstanding movie. Yeah. Final picture.

[Andy]

How long does footage get to continue to say unseen footage?

[Jason]

I don't know. Why?

[Andy]

Eventually, everyone's seen that. This unseen footage.

[Jason]

Yeah, it's like when the Jordan documentary came out. They're like, we got tons of footage no one's ever seen. Like who? It's 25 years. What do you mean you've never seen it?

[Mike]

Because it's on, like, a home video or a home camcorder.

[Jason]

But it's just all it is. When they say it, it gets me.

[Andy]

All right, all right, guys. This I'm out. Is an awesome pick. Not only is it such a great pick now, it was such a great pick the last time I made it. And because I made it, Robert Langdon from the Da Vinci Code. Welcome back to the squad. We're going to be solving riddles and finding treasure.

[Jason]

That movie with that mullet and hair both suck.

[Andy]

If. I swear, I promise you, if he did not have that haircut, the movie would have done great in the box office.

[Jason]

A movie.

[Andy]

It was awful. The first time in the history of movies where the. The makeup artist ruined a film. Ruined it. That mullet.

[Jason]

Do you think he looked in the mirror and was like, seriously?

[Mike]

That's it? That's the look?

[Andy]

Yeah.

[Jason]

Nobody took Mr. Rogers.

[Andy]

No, that was the one I wanted, but I've never seen it, so I don't know his. I'm sure he did great.

[Jason]

Paul Edgecomb and Green Mile.

[Mike]

It's the last one I would have taken if I couldn't go. David Pumpkins was going to be Mr. White from that thing you do.

[Andy]

Yeah, that was on the list. There's a lot of great movies.

[Jason]

It's funny that he was Michael Sullivan in Road to Perdition because he was also Captain Sully. Captain Sully.

[Mike]

Pro Tip. Don't watch that movie before you fly the night before you have an airplane flight the next day.

[Andy]

Watch it on the flight or don't

[Mike]

watch it on the plane either.

[Andy]

I am going to.

[Jason]

What you do. Hold on. You watch. You watch that movie when you take a boat ride, and then when you take a flight, you watch Richard Phillips and Captain Phillips when he was the boat captain.

[Andy]

I'm the captain.

[Mike]

Where do you watch Apollo 13 then?

[Jason]

Underground.

[Andy]

That makes sense. The math is checking out here. I genuinely believe that a role. I'm about to say you guys probably didn't see the movie. It might not know the character, therefore, but I think it might be his best character he's ever done.

[Mike]

I hope it's just like he did Tom Hanks cameo.

[Andy]

No, it was from the movie the lady killers. Professor G.H. doar.

[Jason]

If you haven't seen this, I've not seen the movie. I remember when it was coming out, I don't think it was very popular.

[Andy]

It wasn't. It wasn't a huge hit.

[Mike]

Oh, I remember this poster.

[Andy]

But his character in there is like nothing he ever played before or after. It's a dark comedy crime thriller. Yeah. And he is.

[Mike]

Oh, it's a Coen movie.

[Andy]

Yeah. The Coen brothers. Yeah, it's Coen Brothers.

[Mike]

I'll watch this. You watch Road to Perdition.

[Andy]

Okay. But just be amazed at his character because he doesn't do anything like this in all the movies we just picked in the undrafted list. He doesn't play caricatures. Funny, like absurd characters.

[Mike]

He's caricature.

[Andy]

And he is. He is in this. And he does it phenomenally.

[Mike]

If he looks like that and doesn't talk like Colonel Sanders, I'm gonna be bullshit.

[Andy]

Oh, you'll love how he talks.

[Mike]

Okay, perfect.

[Jason]

All right, that'll do it for today's draft.

[Andy]

What did we learn today?

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Jason]

By the way, I was trying to learn the exact number of movies that Tom Hanks has been in. And no matter how many times I searched, it just kept saying over 100. I can't get an exact number.

[Mike]

IMDb actor credits is at 101.

[Jason]

Oh, well, that's over 100. I also learned that apparently the word importances is is a real world.

[Andy]

And I learned what a cranny is.

[Mike]

That's what I learned.

[Jason]

All right, that'll do it. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Thank you for tuning in supporting the show, leaving review, telling your friends all the good stuff. We'll be back with another episode very shortly. And a spit hit on Thursday.

[Mike]

Goodbye.

[Andy]

Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.

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