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Andy
Foreign.
Al
What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
Andy
It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
Jason
Wickety wickedy bickety boop bop a dinghy.
Mike
Wickedy wickedy.
Jason
Huh? That's the only I knew going in.
Mike
And the rest was my lickety splickety badingy.
Jason
Yeah.
Andy
Also explain the hat to me, because I didn't. I was unaware until you were halfway through your scat. I look up and I see in the monitor and your hat is resting on your nose. What was that about?
Jason
It was just to stay, like, hidden. Like, maybe the mystery. Maybe if I didn't look at you guys, maybe it would come out and it'd be really cool.
Andy
So were you keeping yourself away from the world or the world away from yourself?
Jason
It depended how the scat went.
Mike
Ah, he's in the scat zone.
Jason
I'm in the scat zone.
Mike
Jason, squee that badoop. No.
Andy
Get out of there, man. It's terrible in there.
Mike
It's just you and John.
Jason
Wickety, wickety. Lickety splicity. That's what I should have gone with. Welcome in. Would you rather Baller dash and a draft on today's episode of the Spitballers. Any Mike and Jason with you? We've got Al Borland in the building, Papa Josh the Falcon over there in Deucer's alley. Three dudes combining to do the job of half a man. So thank you. Thank you for being here. We will kick things off right here, right now. First, I'll remind you, you can follow the show at Spitballers Pod over on X and tell your friends and family about the podcast. We would really appreciate it. And you'll make. You'll make their life.
Al
Do it.
Mike
Or else.
Andy
Whoa. That was serious. I feel like I have to do it now. Yeah.
Mike
You want to know why?
Andy
Because I don't want to know why.
Mike
Or else.
Andy
Or else.
Jason
It's a new technique.
Andy
I love threatening our audience, but they
Jason
should know that we're all fun and games until.
Andy
Until you don't share.
Jason
Until the threats. So, like Mike said, share it or else. Here we go.
Andy
Would you rather.
Jason
All right, Cora from Patreon writing in. Would you rather every person in the world be given $10 million or only you are given $10,000? That's a weird question.
Mike
Cora is challenging our generosity. Except I don't think Cora understands how the economics of the world works.
Jason
Yeah, that would be a bit of an inflationary Situation.
Mike
If you give everyone in the world, every person, $10 million, you are toast.
Andy
Well, also, you did nothing because everything is going. I mean, if that's what everyone has.
Mike
I'm saying for you personally, yeah, like the world will stay close to the same, but you will have. You won't be able to afford a thing.
Andy
Well, yeah, a Big Mac is going to be like, you know, $50,000. Yeah.
Jason
The trick would be to spend it faster than the impact that you know, of the event for the other people. If everybody, let's say instantly everybody in their mailbox is $10 million. If I go out and spend my 10 million really, really quickly.
Mike
Oh.
Jason
Before inflation, before it all catches up. The 10 million, it's gonna take a while for 10 million not to feel like 10 million to the world.
Mike
It's everybody else. It's not you.
Andy
Now, here's the thing.
Jason
Oh, wait, it's not you at all.
Andy
Not you at all.
Jason
I thought it said everyone in the world.
Andy
No, it says.
Mike
Yeah, I get.
Al
I think you would be included.
Jason
Okay.
Mike
Oh, you're included.
Jason
Yeah.
Al
I'm saying that's how I interpreted it.
Jason
Yeah.
Andy
Well, yeah, I'm a spin that so quick.
Jason
I think you have to go spend it fast. Because if you all got it right now and I ran out, there's no way they're not taking my money.
Andy
No, you can go. You can go get something right now for $10 million that is worth that.
Jason
And then even the car salesman that's got the 10 million waiting for him at home doesn't know it yet.
Andy
If you went out and bought a $10 million house at current value, and then everyone's guilty right now, still got that house. You know how much a house? I'm going to turn around, sell that house.
Mike
Two years, flip that house. If you, if this happened, how long does it take for all prices to catch up?
Jason
If it happened and it was newsworthy?
Mike
Yeah, it's like, it's just a global event. It's. Holy crap.
Jason
Under a week.
Mike
I'm going under a week.
Andy
I mean, it would be quick. It would be very, very quick.
Jason
I think it's more the comprehension. I think it's more like, let's say you're a person that sells goods. How do you process that that fast? Right. Like we do the draft kit for the footballers. Like, okay, everybody instantly, like, what do we do with the. I wouldn't want know what to do exactly with the price. Right away, I'd be like, well, it's
Andy
different because ours is a digital product. But when you've got. I mean, your inventory, if you're all
Jason
right, you sell brick potato bricks.
Andy
You're about to be out of potatoes. You got no more potatoes to sell because everyone can buy them now, and everyone's buying up your potatoes. You got to make those last potatoes more expensive.
Jason
I mean, it's supply, demand.
Andy
Supply, demand. That's just. That's just common sense.
Mike
But I.
Jason
But what will your potatoes cost a couple days into this event?
Andy
I mean, they just keep going up until they stop selling, and then they go down a little.
Jason
You think potatoes would be rush items?
Andy
I don't. I don't think that that's what people are going to rush out for.
Mike
A vegetable that would make it a nightshade.
Andy
Truffle. I don't know. Is truffle a vegetable? I don't know.
Mike
No. No one knows.
Jason
Now, the falcon pigs find them. The falcon's like, well, if you have 10 million, do you really need profit? Is that what you just asked?
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
Yeah. I mean, you will, because you're gonna. Because everything's gonna cost way more, Right?
Andy
Exactly. If you hold on to that 10 million and everyone out there is a 10 millionaire, then you're just exactly the average person, and then costs will go up. I mean, that. Yeah. It's not. So just give me the $10,000.
Mike
Yeah. So the great news after all this is I now have $10,000. Yeah.
Andy
And you don't.
Jason
That's such a small.
Mike
Also, how many potatoes can I get with $10,000?
Jason
Well, the option is $10,000. All of them, or 60,000 potatoes.
Mike
That's your choice. Oh, man.
Jason
Would you take 60,000 potatoes over $10,000?
Mike
I don't think they go bad pretty quick.
Andy
They do. They sprout. They get stinky.
Jason
They stink.
Mike
Also, you ever pulled one of those out of your fridge? Yeah. Where they. Where all of a sudden, there's a creature coming out of the potato.
Andy
What's the worst thing you've pulled out of your fridge?
Mike
Oh, I mean, that's pretty.
Andy
I know what comes to mind.
Mike
Please, please do share.
Andy
This isn't. This isn't. A proud. This isn't a proud moment.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
All right.
Andy
But, you know, you go and you do that. You clean out the fridge thing, and then you get to the back part of the drawer that has been full for a long time, and there is usually something along the lines of what once was a zucchini or a cucumber.
Jason
You're saying it's liquefied?
Mike
Yeah.
Andy
That thing starts melting and you gotta. You gotta find a way to. To pick it up, but you can't. Cause it's like hot butter. I mean, I'm gloving up, you know.
Jason
You want to throw the drawer out,
Andy
I want to throw the fridge out. I don't want to get a new
Jason
drawer in there before you even answered it. I was going to say, it would have been something that liquefied. It would have been something hiding back there that just became a new substance. It's not a liquid, it's not a solid, it's not a gas. The vegetables, it's olives.
Andy
The vegetables are worse than the meat because the meat stinks. But the meat is usually packaged. It's in something. So if you didn't cook up your chicken breast, it's wrapped in cellophane and you could see it's nasty. But the vegetables, they're exposed. At best, you were lazy enough to not take it out of the little bag you put it in in the grocery store. But usually the vegetables are out in the open and you don't want those things going bad.
Mike
That and like a real furry block of cheese.
Jason
Oh, yeah, yeah, those are.
Mike
Those said a couple.
Andy
You ever named them?
Mike
I have not. Is that a good technique?
Andy
Oh, yeah. I mean, when you get. If you. If you've got enough fur to go, you know, to the groomers, then you deserve a name. That's. That's how I. That's how I look at it.
Jason
So. Yeah. Yeah. Furry cheese, for sure. I saved my son from a. From making a bagel the other day. He was walking through the fridge and he's about to cook the bagel up, and I looked at it and I was like, that's covered in mold. And he was just gonna eat it.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
So I felt like I did a good deed.
Mike
So if you put, like, how does I know mold can. It's like it can survive a lot. But can mold survive a toaster?
Jason
Yeah. Yeah.
Mike
I mean, like, what kind. What type of heat do we have to deactivate or kill the mold? I don't.
Jason
I don't know enough about mold to know if it can be deactivated, it will still be there. But you're saying whether it's dangerous.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
Like, if you, if you put mold a moldy piece of bread in a microwave for a minute.
Andy
Bad news, guys.
Jason
That's probably still living.
Andy
Toasting bread is not going to kill the mold. That's.
Jason
That's all you got.
Andy
Terrible.
Mike
Mold can survive. Oh, how hot does a toaster get?
Jason
What about Microwave.
Andy
Let me. I'm on it.
Mike
Oh, did someone answer, how hot does a toaster get?
Andy
Someone answer that like someone's just got the answer. Oh, it's usually like 285 degrees.
Al
It says about 500 degrees.
Mike
And molds, like, no problem.
Jason
It can go up to that. Yeah. I mean, mold.
Andy
Dang.
Mike
Mold's cool.
Andy
Molds got.
Mike
They got it going on.
Andy
Most molds are usually killed by heat at temperature between 140, 160 degrees. I mean, come on. Toaster's got that covered.
Mike
I would think so.
Jason
But it's how long it's at that temperature. That's what normally makes a difference is how long it's.
Mike
I mean, a minute, Right?
Jason
I don't know. I see people questioning, why is it so hard to kill mold?
Al
I see that this says, while toasting can kill the mold, it does not neutralize the toxins that the mold produces.
Mike
Ah, there we go. Okay.
Jason
Yeah, because you could kill.
Andy
Always toxic.
Jason
Yeah. Like, if you kill something, it could be dead, like a plant. But the plant could. You eat that plant, you're still going to die.
Andy
Right. If it's a poisonous frog.
Jason
Right. You can.
Andy
The frog can be killed. You didn't get rid of the poison.
Jason
Put the frog in the toast.
Mike
Yeah, hold on.
Andy
I'm on it.
Jason
You can't eat the toasted frog.
Mike
How long you can toast a frog?
Andy
A toaster will not kill frog venom.
Mike
Frogmole.
Jason
It won't kill frog venom?
Mike
No, it'll kill a frog.
Andy
Yeah, the frogs toast.
Jason
How long can you toast a frog without it dying? Okay. Toasting the frog without causing harm or death is not feasible or ethical. Just so you know.
Andy
That's good advice.
Mike
Who's the party pooper over there?
Andy
Chad Ba Chat, GPT.
Jason
Frogs are living creatures with sensitive skin and delicate biology. Subjecting them to heat or any form
Mike
of quote toasting
Jason
can quickly lead to severe stress, injury, or death. So don't do that.
Andy
Well, what if the frog was already dead? Because people eat frogs. You know what I mean? I'm not buying a frog to kill it to eat it, but if I want frog legs, do you want to toast them? I would rather than raw.
Mike
Do the French have a fancy frog cooking machine?
Jason
The French?
Andy
Oh, that's where they. You eat frogs?
Mike
Yeah, that's only. That's the only people I know.
Jason
Frog legs are French.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
They've got so much good food. Why are they doing that?
Mike
Snails and frog legs. That's cargo and baguettes. Don't you know anything about the French?
Jason
I'll be honest. I was kind of conflating the French and the Italians in my head for a minute. Like, the Italians wouldn't be caught dead with frog legs, right?
Andy
They got pasta and good stuff.
Mike
You want to go to Italy?
Andy
Yeah, I really do. I genuinely do. If anyone can get me to Italy, I'm open.
Jason
I would love to do that. Let's go.
Andy
I want to eat a ton of fresh pasta.
Jason
You want to go right now? Yeah. Mike, you got this.
Mike
I guess I'm going to France.
Jason
No, you got to do the show. Cora from Patreon. We answered your question. Bryn from Patreon. Your local wizard appears.
Mike
Oh, not again.
Jason
Your local wizard appears, has announced.
Andy
Oh, great job, Al.
Jason
Why don't you read this one? Typos mean you get to read them.
Al
Your local wizard appears and he has announced that he is sending you back to your freshman year of high school. But he will give you your choice of the following gifts.
Jason
Okay.
Al
Would you rather have insane top tier athleticism that ensures you are the starter at whatever position you want?
Jason
Oh, man.
Al
Perfect charm that attracts your crush and easily persuades others.
Andy
I already had it. Go on.
Al
Or academic genius that easily has you graduating at the top of your class?
Jason
Athlete.
Andy
Yeah, it's definitely athlete.
Jason
Athlete, done deal. Athlete will come with the other things. Yeah, the grades will start to look better when the. When my coaches.
Andy
Girls, you're dumb as a rock. You have no charm. It's like you're the quarterback.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
Check this charm out.
Mike
Swish.
Andy
Exactly. Very charming.
Jason
I'm going athlete.
Andy
Yeah. And since I already had the charm, the only thing left is academic, so I think I'm good here. Mike.
Jason
What are you picking a face Mike gave you?
Mike
Athlete is.
Andy
You're my high school. You knew?
Jason
I knew you didn't have the academics. I met you in a freshman Spanish class.
Andy
Yeah, you were missing that one.
Mike
I mean, the athletics is really appealing, but man had to have just unlimited charisma because it's not just you with.
Andy
Dude, it's awesome.
Mike
It's not.
Andy
Mike. It is everything. That's the one I would have picked.
Mike
Not just you trying to pull in the ladies. You can easily persuade others.
Andy
It worked on teachers. Everybody from faculty to janitors to. Okay, so then just upperclassmen.
Mike
What in the world happened?
Andy
I got fat, man. I got married. Went downhill, let myself go. I just stopped.
Mike
So you're on your way back?
Andy
I'm on my way back.
Mike
I'm all in big trouble here.
Andy
Well, no, it's going to be good for you. My Charm is going to, you know, Rising tide, so we're going to be good.
Mike
Okay.
Jason
This has become something different, I think. Which one are you going to take?
Mike
I think I'm going to take the charm.
Jason
Okay.
Andy
It would be.
Jason
You would have to talk to other people, though.
Mike
Not much.
Jason
That's part of it.
Mike
Not much.
Jason
Oh, you just got one line or something.
Mike
It's just perfect. I said, do you. But it doesn't matter because I'm rolling Nat 20s all the time.
Andy
I wonder if you would enjoy those moments and talking to people more if you were just.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
If you were more charming.
Andy
Naturally charming.
Mike
When I got to turn it on, it's unlimited.
Jason
Okay. This is the weirdest. Would you rather.
Mike
Self grandization. It runs on nitro, so it's like the gas tank burns out real fast.
Jason
Oh. So you can just. You can turn it on, but.
Mike
Oh, yeah, once a year.
Jason
All right, Brian from Patreon, would you rather have everything you say be perceived as unintelligent or be perceived as insincere?
Andy
Oh, man.
Jason
Insincere is a weird descriptor. Like, that's not like you're never. I have, actually, I have a couple people that I know. They cannot. Maybe it's not really insincere, but they can't. They can't say something sincere. They can't say something without it being tongue in cheek or a joke. There is no serious.
Andy
So there's also another side of being insincere, you know, that you just feel like people are really fake. You just feel like everything they do, how they act, their laugh, their. It's their niceness, whatever it is, is just. It's all phony. It's for show. I can't stand that.
Jason
But if you're. If you're perceived as unintelligent or insincere, one of them seems more contrived and one seems accidental. Unintelligent is like, well, that's who I am.
Andy
Yeah, I am. I like Dooser's Alley. Right. Go to Dooser's Alley. I like all three of those guys,
Jason
you know, and they're doing the best
Andy
they can and they are sincere. And so I feel like this question kind of answers itself because I respect them because they're not insincere.
Jason
But, I mean, they're not insincere.
Andy
The intelligence side.
Mike
I'm not going to be dumb.
Jason
Yeah, me neither.
Andy
I will be dumb. I would definitely choose the dumb because I think if I. If I look at it as, here's someone else.
Mike
You don't know you're dumb.
Andy
Exactly.
Jason
I currently think you probably think you're really smart.
Andy
I think I'm so smart, guys.
Mike
Yeah. Okay, Most.
Andy
And I'm happy.
Mike
Yeah, there is a good part.
Andy
I'm happy living here.
Mike
Maybe. Maybe you're happy.
Andy
Now, here's the thing. There are dumb people that you like, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you view them like everything they say is unintelligent.
Mike
Yeah, that's fair.
Andy
So this question is even worse. This question is different.
Jason
Yeah, dumb and unintelligent are different.
Andy
This is something where when you're going around and you're saying things, everyone is rolling their eyes going like, oh, my gosh. Yeah, what an idiot.
Jason
No, you can't watch a YouTube video and remove a gallbladder.
Andy
Right.
Jason
You know what I mean?
Andy
Yeah.
Jason
You know what I mean?
Andy
That's really unintelligent to think that
Al
I'm
Mike
going to be insincere.
Jason
Am I getting no smiles back there?
Mike
Oh, Josh is.
Andy
Papa Josh didn't like that joke.
Al
You were getting smiles from the two people that you weren't referring to.
Jason
All right, wait.
Andy
Go to Papa Josh real quick. Papa Josh, do you believe that if you watched a YouTube video of how to remove a gallbladder, you could successfully and safely perform a gallbladder surgery easily? And I believe he's sincere.
Jason
You said you could land a plane. We'll move on.
Andy
I can land a plane from. Plane basically lands itself.
Jason
Mateo, from the website, would you rather. What happened? Would you rather have to awkwardly tickle everyone you say goodbye to?
Andy
No.
Jason
Or be tickled by everyone who says goodbye to you?
Andy
You have to pick. I mean, you can't pick tickling people.
Mike
Do you want to assault people?
Andy
You can't pick tickling people.
Mike
There's.
Andy
None of us are allowed to pick tickling. Especially people you just met. I mean, you say, goodby. Oh, nice to meet you. I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy. Like, you cannot awkwardly tickle people. You see.
Jason
What about a back rub on the way out?
Andy
Oh, man. No. The touchy feely people out there, they exist where they're just, you know, they don't have the social bubble that everyone has.
Mike
No.
Jason
And they get so close.
Andy
They're so close. And the people that are so close, they're handsy, too. I know. We used to go to lunch at a place where there was. Yeah, you already know. There was a waitress. Yeah, she was a nice waitress.
Jason
I feel like that was a proportional amount of handsy.
Andy
Oh, my gosh. I mean, you Knew whose order, whose turn it was because she's rubbing your back.
Jason
It's like, it's not appropriate.
Andy
It was very. Now imagine tickling. Now imagine she's tickling.
Jason
I like, I wanted the pizza. I didn't want the side.
Andy
Oh, man. I mean, man have a social bubble, people.
Jason
I was so happy to not remember that.
Andy
I know. That was. It was like we. I mean, they had great pizza. So it's like, oh, man, I hope they're not working today.
Mike
I'm going to sit on the inside, guys.
Andy
We would definitely try to get the inside seat.
Mike
I'm selfless today, guys.
Jason
I'll be wearing shoulder pads with spikes on.
Andy
I'm going to go to the restroom. Get me a slice and six wings.
Jason
Oh, my gosh. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back with some ballerdash.
Andy
What time is it? Game time.
Jason
All right. We have been given five prompts from five different categories Ballers gave. We gave Alex our answers prior to the show. He's going to go ahead and read our answers along with the real answer. It's our job to identify whether what. Basically what the real answer is. We've never explained properly in our life.
Andy
And try to trick the others into
Mike
guessing all this we stuff over there.
Al
That's right.
Andy
You've never introd any of them.
Al
You will get two points if you guess the correct answer and one point if an opponent guesses your answer. And those five categories are definition, notable person, acronym movie plot, and weird laws.
Jason
All right, sounds good.
Al
All right, we're going to start with that definition. The word is pogo nip. P O G O N I P. Pogonip. Pogo nip is that a thick fog that forms in deep valleys during the winter. Canadian slang term for a blizzard that lasts a short period of time.
Mike
Okay.
Al
The tiny remaining pieces when a sugary liquid crystallizes. Or a pungent smelling bush that grows in the ozarks.
Mike
Dang, man, I like the ozarks part.
Jason
All right, so a thick pogo nip fog, Canadian blizzard.
Mike
The pieces of the liquid.
Jason
The crystallized sugars.
Mike
Yeah. Or the boosh in the ozarks.
Jason
I'm taking the ozarks. The boosh. Do we rotate? Is that how we normally do it?
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jason
All right, I'll start then. I'm going to take the ozarks.
Mike
Okay. So then I'm up next. Poganip.
Andy
I don't think Canadians would say pogonip.
Mike
Pogonip.
Andy
Say it like a Canadian one.
Jason
Pogonip.
Mike
Pogo nip.
Andy
Yeah, it don't work.
Mike
Pogo. Pogo nip. That's better. I'm going to go with that one. I'm going to go with the Canadian one.
Andy
Really?
Mike
That one's fun.
Andy
Oh, man. I was going to go sugar crystals, but the way that Andy said it when he was reading it back made me think it was his. I like the answer the best. I'm going to go sugar crystals.
Al
You guys are all getting one point for somebody guessing each one of your answers. Nobody guessed. The correct answer was the fog was a thick fob. Fog that forms in deep valleys during the winter.
Andy
That's a pogo.
Mike
I was.
Jason
I was the Canadian one.
Al
Yeah. Mike was the sugar crystals, and Jason was the ozark.
Jason
Wow. Nice.
Mike
I knew the Ozarks in there. Like, this is. That's too much.
Andy
All right.
Jason
I was hoping it was. Yeah. All right, what's the next one? A notable person.
Al
That is correct. And our notiful notable person is Frank B. Bennett.
Mike
Oh, Frank Bennett.
Al
What was Frank Bennett known for? Was he a man known for having hands larger than his forearms?
Mike
Come on, man.
Andy
It's not a real thing.
Al
The first person to circumnavigate the globe on a boat with no sails of any kind was just rowing that people have.
Mike
So people are on a motor, maybe.
Andy
I know that there have been people who have taken, like, a canoe globally, but then you see the canoe and you're like, that's not a. That's a big boat.
Mike
All right.
Al
Was Frank Bennett known for inventing the milk bone? Dog biscuit.
Mike
Okay. Dog biscuits.
Al
Or was Frank Bennett a doo wop singer from the. From the 50s that had a run of number one hits.
Andy
No, I mean, I. Obviously when. When this came across, because we've all made up one of these answers. We all want it. Frank Bennett sounds like some old. What are they?
Jason
Sinatra mixed with the rat pack?
Al
Tony Bennett.
Andy
Tony Bennett. Exactly. So, no, it's not that. I was like, don't be a singer. Don't be a crooner. This can't be that obvious.
Jason
I'm with you on that. So I guess you get his lock yours in first.
Mike
I'm up first. Okay. So it's not the doo wop one. We got dog biscuits. We got the boat and the hands bigger than the forearms.
Andy
Yeah.
Jason
Yep.
Mike
I don't care if it's right. I'm gonna take the hands.
Andy
That can't be it. Because that can't exist. That can't be a real. No one has ever had a hand.
Mike
I Don't care. It's too funny. It's too funny.
Andy
I'm gonna go with dog biscuit.
Jason
That's. I'm gonna go dog bone. I'm gonna go dog bone.
Al
All right. The correct answer was inventing the milk bone. Dog biscuit.
Mike
All right.
Andy
I thought for sure my laughing of the hands would get you to.
Al
I was gonna say Jason laying on thick. His own. His own.
Jason
You were.
Al
He made up the hands larger than the forearms.
Jason
Yeah, that was you.
Al
So Jason, I believe, gets three that round. And he gets two.
Andy
No, I do want to see a man with Yo.
Al
Yeah, that's correct.
Andy
I do.
Jason
Mike picked his.
Mike
No, I didn't pick. No, I picked the hands.
Al
Yeah, that's Jason.
Andy
Yeah, that's mine.
Al
So Jason gets one point for that and two points for the correct answer.
Andy
Beautiful.
Mike
Okay, good work.
Jason
All right, amazing.
Al
So we are moving on to the acronym. The acronym is C. B. A is cba. The Chocolate Berry Association.
Mike
Come on, man.
Al
Is it Callback artists?
Andy
What?
Mike
Okay.
Al
Catholic Basketball association or Christian Bodybuilding Association?
Mike
Okay, Jason's first.
Andy
I'm gonna go chocolate berries. Delicious.
Jason
Callback artists.
Mike
I will go the Catholic one.
Al
You guys have done it again. You each get one point for guessing somebody else's answer. The real one. The Christian Bodybuilding Association.
Jason
Oh, my God.
Andy
I felt like because there was both a Christian and a Catholic, like, that was just where our minds went and that.
Jason
I almost went. I invented the Catholic Basketball Association. I almost went the Christian Basketball Association.
Andy
Oh, that would have been very close,
Jason
but that would have been weird.
Al
All right, so Mike was the chocolate Chocolate Barry. Jason was the callback artist. Andy was Catholic basketball. You each get one point. There.
Jason
We did it again.
Mike
Boys, when you have an acronym and the last one is A, it's like association. How do you. Can't think of a possible other word that's fair.
Al
So through the first three, we are sitting with Jason with five points, Andy with four points, Mike with two points, and we are moving on to the movie plot.
Jason
Oh, boy, these are fun.
Al
The name of the movie is all the Way Boys all the Way. I don't know how. How to inflict that properly, but it's all the way, comma, boys.
Andy
All the way, boys. All right, I got you.
Al
Is that a war drama set in the hills of eastern Poland and the first movie to feature actors that were actual veterans in World War II?
Jason
All the way, Boys.
Al
Was it a documentary on Sweden's men's volleyball gold medal trip in 1996?
Jason
Okay, volleyball. Swedish volleyball.
Mike
I don't Know all the Way Boys?
Al
Or is that a couple of bumbling adventurers crash land an airplane in the Andes mountains?
Jason
There's no way one of you guys didn't come up with the word bumbling. There's no way. I'm not voting for that one.
Al
And lastly is all the Way Boys. A group of childhood friends makes a pact to join the police together, but their family dynamic is rattled when one of them makes captain, leaving the others behind.
Andy
I know you read these from small cards, man. I just can't believe that that answer can fit on it. What was that last one again?
Al
A group of childhood friends makes a pact to join the police together, but their family dynamic is rattled when one of them makes captain, leaving the others behind.
Jason
I mean, childhood friends feels like something you doofuses would write right next to bumbling. Now I'm, like, leaning towards the war drama or the last one, man.
Andy
Could people. I mean, I feel like having actual survivors. Was that World War I?
Al
World War II. Okay, WW a war drama set in the hills of eastern Poland and the first movie to feature actors that were actual veterans in World War II.
Andy
That feels difficult.
Jason
All the Way boys. I guess I'll go that stupid long one at the end, but I am on the edge.
Al
All right, Andy is going with the police.
Jason
The friends.
Mike
Police one.
Andy
You're up, Mike.
Mike
I know they're all really bad, including my own. I'm going to go. I'll just pick the one I like the most. It's the Swedish volleyball team.
Jason
There you go.
Andy
I'm going to go with the Andes Mountain bumbling. Was that the bumbling?
Al
That is correct. Yeah. A couple bumbling adventures crash land on an airplane into the Andes Mountains. Yeah, that is the correct answer. So Jason's gonna get three points because Mike also guessed his answer was of the Sweden.
Mike
It was the funniest one.
Andy
All the Way Boys.
Jason
Mine was too serious and wasn't funny enough.
Al
Mike is gonna get one point because Andy guessed Mike's answer of the police friendship.
Andy
It just didn't seem realistic that they could have had in a drama, not in a documentary series. In a drama, they're gonna have actual people from World War II, like, older than this drama.
Jason
It was filmed really quite, quite soon
Mike
after movies in the 50s and the 40s.
Jason
There's definitely some World War II people that got into the movie business, man.
Mike
It was a very believable answer.
Al
All right, we're going into the fifth round.
Jason
Is it double?
Al
Jason is a strong favorite. It's not double points, but why Would
Jason
I double point in the last round?
Al
And he can still tie it up if he gets it correct and both people guess his answer.
Mike
Ooh.
Al
We got Jason with eight, Andy with four, Mike with three. Who is, I believe, no longer in this competition. The weird law. In Helena, Montana, an old law stated that a woman could only dance on a table if she was.
Jason
Yeah, where's it.
Andy
Where is that?
Al
There.
Andy
Don't do that to me.
Al
What is it? Helena.
Mike
Yeah, there you go. Like Helena Troy.
Al
All right. In Helena, Montana, an old law stated that a woman could only dance on a table if she was over the age of 50.
Mike
Okay.
Al
Wearing over three pounds of clothing.
Andy
Three pounds.
Mike
Okay.
Jason
The weight of the clothing.
Al
Wearing athletic footwear.
Jason
Okay.
Al
Or celebrating her engagement, not the marriage.
Mike
Okay.
Jason
Over 53 pounds of clothing is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Andy
Yeah. Because the only way that you know if it's legal or not is we gotta weigh those clothes.
Mike
Yeah. That's inappropriate.
Andy
Why don't you put those clothes over on that side?
Mike
Oh, my gosh.
Andy
That's. There's a. There's a problem there.
Mike
Absolutely not. But also, that's the answer. They'll take the three pounds.
Andy
Well, you know what? I'm going to give Andy a shot here. I will take. Because if I guessed anything other than £3, then Andy can't win.
Mike
Right.
Andy
But I like that answer the best because you'd have to take the clothes off to measure. Makes no sense. So I will guess three pounds. It is potential that if that is Andy's answer, he can win. Andy, what are you going with?
Jason
I'll do the athletic footwear.
Al
The correct answer was wearing over three pounds of clothing.
Jason
Oh, my.
Al
So Jason and Mike each get two points for that, and then Mike actually gets one more point for the wearing athletic footwear, which was his answer.
Mike
Yeah.
Al
There you go.
Mike
You passed.
Al
We're gonna.
Jason
We're gonna.
Andy
Second place.
Mike
Never.
Al
Jason with 10, Mike with six.
Mike
Oh, 10. And that's Domino.
Jason
Who made these rules?
Al
It was an old law in Helena, Montana.
Jason
You gotta weigh yourself before and after you put your clothes on, I guess. Okay. We'll take weirdos back with the draft.
Andy
The Spitballers draft.
Jason
We are drafting things that are clear. All right.
Andy
Okay.
Jason
That's. That's what we've been told. We're drafting things. We. Things that are clear. And I have the first pick.
Mike
Oh, man. You lucky dog.
Andy
I know. There's a clear 101.
Mike
Oh, I see what you did. It's clear.
Jason
I have kind of two things that I that came to mind when I thought about things in the world that are clear that I would want to draft. And so I had a first thought and then I had a second thought, and I'm gonna go with the second thought. There's an expression, crystal clear, and it applies to my pick. Diamonds.
Mike
Ooh.
Jason
Taking diamonds.
Andy
It's not a bad. It's not a bad. It's not the one on one, but it's not a bad pick.
Jason
I mean, there's. Clarity is literally one of the factors of evaluating a diamond.
Mike
So it's one of the.
Andy
One of the Cs.
Mike
One of the Cs, huh?
Jason
Yeah. So I'm going to go with diamonds. I feel like that's a good answer.
Andy
It's on the list. It is a good answer. It's probably the most valuable of everything that's going to be drafted.
Jason
We do add these up and make sure they weigh more than three pounds of gold.
Mike
Yeah.
Andy
Or else get off that table.
Jason
Mike, you are up.
Mike
I thought you were going to take my pick, which is clearly and obviously a crystal ball.
Andy
Oh, the one on one falls to me.
Mike
Yeah. The one on one in the clear draft. Jason, congratulations. Enjoy your boring pick, Chris. I'll take a crystal ball, baby. A crystal ball.
Andy
A crystal ball. It's on my list. I like it a lot.
Jason
So we both chose crystals.
Andy
You both chose clear things.
Jason
Yeah, but I mean, crystal clear.
Andy
Yeah.
Jason
Jason, what are you taking?
Andy
Well, I'm going to take the thing that we can't live without. We will literally die without water. And if you think about clear things, I'm taking H2O.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah. Snooze fest.
Andy
And now for my second pick. For my second pick, I am also taking H2O. No. I am taking a perfectly clear, large cube of ice. I have tried for years to perfect this.
Jason
I have stopped adjacent answer.
Andy
I have. This is. This is an important.
Jason
And I just want to.
Mike
I want to make sure I understand. I made a joke about you being basic and you're going to take ice, and you said, no clear ice.
Andy
No, I said clear, large cubed ice. There's a difference. Mike. I have spent a lot of time, money, energy, and effort to try to create perfectly clear, large cubes for my whiskey glasses.
Mike
How do they do it?
Andy
It is darn near impossible. You basically have to either do it inside of a cooler inside of a freezer, or you have to actually have a giant block of ice and you chop it down into the cubes. It's so hard. Which is why when I go to restaurants, and all of them seem to have it. I'm like, how do you do this?
Jason
Do you want to know how they do it?
Andy
I know. I asked them. Artisan ice.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
There are.
Andy
There's a company here. I started just buying them.
Jason
There are companies like Kristoff. There are companies that make millions of dollars a year manufacturing ice and cutting it into small cubes and selling it and shipping it.
Andy
Worth it. It's impossible to do on your own.
Jason
No, wait. It doesn't make the drink more cold. It just is something for you to look at.
Andy
Well, it looks better, but it makes the drink not too cold, because if you put ice in there, it just dilutes.
Mike
But what if it was the foggy piece of ice?
Jason
Yeah, that's what I say. The fog doesn't affect your drink.
Andy
Well, no, I disagree. I think that there is a visual and an aromatic. All of these come in, too, but
Mike
the aromatic affected by the fogginess of the ice.
Andy
The visual is affected by the fogginess of the visual.
Jason
Doesn't affect the smell.
Mike
So you see the smell.
Andy
If I look at something and I think it looks appetizing, it is likely to taste better than if I look at something unappetizing.
Mike
I gotcha.
Andy
This looks fancy. It looks regal. My nose is in the air. Sure. But I mean, this is when I tried to put a list together of, like, clear. I have tried to get clear.
Mike
You're the most boring stuff.
Andy
Yeah, I just was like, what's the most boring stuff? Nailed it. I got water and frozen water.
Jason
He forgot he wasn't drafting with the guys from his smoking lounge.
Mike
Can you. Like, the water has to make a difference.
Andy
The water does make a difference.
Mike
I mean, Arizona water. Arizona water is just. It's the worst.
Andy
It's the. It's the worst water imaginable.
Mike
It's like little pebbles.
Andy
I mean, you. I feel like I have to replace shower heads every couple years because they're just. They're clogged. They're just. You can't spray straight.
Jason
Oh, man. Mike, you are back on the clock. All right, you lucky dog.
Mike
So, shoot. Water and ice are frozen.
Jason
Water are gone.
Andy
Available. Also, steam's not clear. So all water is completely gone.
Mike
Oh, man. I messed up big time.
Andy
Yeah, you did. I mean, you guys had pigs before me.
Mike
I just want to make sure that it's clear. Well, it's just like, is this the one? The pick that I want to go with. I'm going to go with. I'm going to take an NBA backboard.
Andy
Oh, that was. That was like my sneaky pick that I thought was going to get back to me.
Mike
Well, maybe you shouldn't have taken ice.
Jason
Well, no, he did not take ice.
Mike
Giant clear ice.
Jason
A perfectly clear, large cube of ice.
Andy
Yes, I did, and it's a great answer.
Jason
He doesn't get the perfectly clear part at the front of that answer.
Andy
That is part of what I'm drafting. I have tried, and my issue.
Mike
We're all drafting clear things. Okay. No. Then I.
Jason
Can I fix my perfectly clear diamond, please?
Mike
I would like to take a.
Andy
That's a better diamond.
Mike
An unpainted clear NBA backboard.
Andy
Perfect. Write it in.
Mike
I don't know his plexiglass.
Jason
The clear should be implied here. Yeah, NBA backboard.
Andy
You get.
Mike
You take that word clear out of the dock, Jeremy. Nonsense. I'll give him large. I'm not giving. I'm not going. Perfectly clear, though. Get that out of there.
Jason
I agree. I agree completely.
Mike
I'll do it myself.
Jason
Also, no paragraphs. Is your answer. My two. My two questions. My two answers here. I'm going to go with jellyfish.
Mike
Oh, that's. That's where I was. I was really torn of. Do I go jellyfish or backboard? Which one will make it back?
Jason
And it was jellyfish. I'm going to go with what. I mean, what a good pick animal to come in contact to, but a cool one to look at, Right? It doesn't make sense. How are they? Is the question.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Jason
How are they? What are the.
Andy
What are the.
Mike
They don't make sense.
Jason
No. And they eat things. Tell me about that. What?
Mike
That's so weird.
Andy
So if they eat something, you can see it?
Mike
Yeah, I suppose. It's like when the blob, does it
Andy
disappear or like it's microscopic. Do they eat, like, a shrimp?
Jason
It's too small.
Mike
I don't know how it works. No one does.
Jason
Papa Josh, mine.
Mike
Oh, a marine biologist. Talk to us about jellyfish.
Andy
Those things are weird, man. They're aliens.
Mike
Good answer. Good answer.
Jason
All right, for my.
Mike
There was a chapter on it. That's all it said.
Jason
For my third one, I am going to dip into Jason's, you know, territory here. Ooh, I'm going to take vodka.
Mike
Oh, okay.
Jason
I'm going to take vodka. So diamonds, jellyfish, and vodka. That's my world. All right, Mike, now, perfectly clear vodka
Mike
is what I'm talking about. Of course, of course.
Jason
That foggy stuff.
Andy
Yeah, you don't want the foggy.
Mike
Well, also top shelf. Don't forget that.
Jason
Yeah. We're not taking things that are foggy.
Andy
What do you want, a plastic bottle?
Mike
Okay, so I'm back up.
Jason
Yes. You have a crystal ball and an NBA backboard.
Mike
I'm going to take contact lenses.
Andy
Come on, man. That was the only thing left on my list I liked. They're incredible.
Mike
Yeah. Also very clear.
Andy
They have to be.
Jason
Are they incredible as more of a mythology to you because you can't wear them, so they seem more special than they really are.
Andy
No, I think that they're pretty cool, man. You can put it inside your eyelid and that. It's okay. That.
Jason
That's.
Andy
That's fine.
Mike
And it, for the most part, stays in place, just hugs your eyeball even
Andy
while you move your eye. And then you can see. And now your vision's fine. It blows my mind.
Jason
Now, this is. Today was the day that you learned that when they give you an iv, they don't put a needle, then keep the needle into your vein.
Andy
I didn't know that until today. And honestly, a lot of people listening are about to learn that, because even at our lunch table, there were a handful of us that were unaware. I always thought that the needle goes in the IV and then stays there and they tape it down and whatever, but apparently when they put the needle in, it's more like a catheter. They take the needle out and they just leave a little tube in there.
Jason
It's a soft, flexible little tube.
Andy
Oh, it still makes me cringe, but that is so much better.
Mike
It's impressive.
Jason
It will help your future.
Andy
I think if I ever have to get an IV again, it will not hurt it.
Mike
It will help.
Andy
But I will still be a big baby.
Jason
All right. Contact lenses. Mike. Jason, you have water and a large cube of ice.
Andy
Great picks, man. Great picks.
Jason
And you said you have so many others on your list of clear things that you're in love with.
Andy
So many that I could go with. I have four different options on the rest of my list.
Mike
Well, you only need two of clear.
Andy
Yeah. So I could double up. How many rounds we want to go
Jason
just a large circle of ice.
Andy
I'm gonna go with something that protects us every day. I'm going with the car windshield.
Mike
Oh.
Andy
Because without it.
Jason
Yeah, it's okay.
Mike
I thought you were going a little bit bigger there, but.
Jason
Yeah, me too. Me too.
Andy
Well, like, how much bigger?
Jason
Well, we'll tell you after the answer.
Andy
No, just tell me what you thought.
Mike
I was gonna pick a lot bigger. A lot bigger.
Jason
Significantly bigger.
Andy
Yeah, it's like, big as the world.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, that one.
Andy
Like, still don't know what it is. Atmosphere well, yeah. Clear.
Mike
Yeah, it's sort of like that, but it's around there.
Andy
Oxygen.
Mike
Oh, yeah. Strength two.
Andy
Okay.
Jason
He's looking for something other than whatever number four on that list is.
Mike
I don't know if we're doing a bit.
Andy
I think Mike thought it was oxygen.
Mike
No, no, no.
Andy
Okay.
Jason
We're both.
Mike
Okay. We're not doing a bit.
Andy
He doesn't know what. I don't.
Mike
I don't have a clue.
Andy
I wonder if the listeners know.
Mike
Oh, they know.
Jason
I hope they know.
Andy
I hope they know. I hope it's your next Deucer's Alley.
Jason
Raise a raise of hands if you're in.
Mike
All right. The young buck doesn't know it protects.
Jason
Well, he has less than we had.
Mike
Or. No, we're fixing it.
Jason
Oh, yeah.
Andy
Oh, my gosh. I have no idea what this is. You better take Falcon and. I have no idea.
Mike
Take something else. Just take your pick.
Andy
Give me Sprite. It's clear. Whatever. That's fine.
Jason
Mike can decide if he wants to take it.
Mike
I. It wasn't even on my list.
Jason
I know. I think we pass on.
Mike
Okay.
Jason
Yeah.
Andy
Okay.
Mike
I just let you know in a moment.
Andy
I know how.
Mike
We'll let you know.
Andy
I know how the Falcon is feeling right now and how a lot of people driving are feeling.
Jason
Like.
Andy
What is the thing.
Mike
Look, I got one left over now I'm going to take packing tape.
Andy
You should have mocked.
Jason
You should have taken the other one that we were just saying.
Andy
My perfectly clear, large cube ice.
Mike
Yeah.
Andy
You took packing tape. What is wrong with packaging tape?
Jason
Nothing's wrong with this. It's pretty lame.
Mike
Oh, okay.
Jason
I mean, it's cool. It works. It's sticky, but it's not. Not boring.
Mike
Yeah. Okay.
Jason
Are you pretty into it?
Mike
Packing tape is fun. Okay, look, I mean, you can, like, you could take a box, right? You can close that box and then you can make sure it doesn't open. I got it. And you can barely even see that something's holding it closed.
Jason
Okay.
Andy
Because it's so clear. I'll be honest with you. I can 100% of the time tell when packing tape's on a box, but it's clear.
Mike
How do you see it?
Andy
Yeah. And yet you can still tell.
Mike
Oh, man.
Jason
Well, I'll close it out with clear skies. I'm gonna take clear skies. Is that. Is that appropriate? I didn't know if it would get in there.
Andy
I don't give a crap.
Mike
But the sky, you can Take is blue.
Andy
You could take the sun for all I care. I don't care. Black Polos. Fine by me.
Jason
I'll close it out with clear sky. Clear skies today. I mean, no clouds. No, no, I know what it means. Pollution.
Mike
So, like, I could have gone, like, clear. Clear head.
Al
Yeah.
Jason
No, I mean, clear head's not an expression. And it's something you look at. Clear. Deucers can decide. I don't care. I got other stuff I'm not living on.
Al
I'm with Jason on this one.
Andy
You don't care, Mike.
Jason
I don't care.
Al
I will say, if clear skies is a pick, clear headed would also be legit.
Jason
Oh, clear headed.
Mike
Yeah.
Jason
I thought you said a clear head.
Andy
No, I was like a clear head. No one could see through anyone's head.
Jason
So, wait, do we have any Papa Josh, why don't you tell the people.
Mike
We don't care.
Jason
Tell the people. The one that he didn't figure out. Air.
Andy
No, ozone. Thank you.
Jason
The ozone layer.
Andy
I said the atmosphere.
Mike
But that's not. The atmosphere is not the ozone layer.
Andy
But I wanted it all. I wanted all of the layers.
Jason
Some other considerations. Glasses or sunglasses?
Mike
Sure.
Andy
I'm so disappointed with Jello. I was waiting for some big reveal.
Jason
Jello.
Andy
Jello is red.
Jason
It's clear.
Andy
Jello is always red.
Jason
That's not even true.
Mike
I'm going to have to go with Jello is red. Yeah, but it's clear.
Jason
You can see through Jello.
Mike
It's got.
Andy
Wait, you're saying that if you can see through something, it's clear?
Jason
Yeah.
Andy
That's not the definition of clear.
Mike
Yeah, no, that's transparent. Clear skies is being explained right now. Yeah.
Jason
So then in that case, clear is. No color film is clear or not clear because you can hold it up and look through it.
Andy
Yeah. I would say that's translucent SAP.
Mike
No SAP.
Andy
SAP is definitely not clear.
Jason
You can see through it.
Andy
That's. You don't know what transparent and clear are? Those are two different words. Transparent means you can't. At the end of the draft, first
Jason
of all, I must have picked four good ones first. Second of all, clear. Like, when I look for clear things. These were on the list. That's. I mean, clear.
Andy
When I. When I asked for a list of things from the Internet, I found many things that were on the list that I did not add to my list because I was like, oh, that's not clear.
Jason
Yeah.
Mike
Like a Ziploc.
Jason
I got away with murder here.
Mike
Saran Wrap.
Jason
Yeah.
Andy
Yeah.
Jason
Are you. Although weird.
Al
Am I I would say something that is transparent is clear.
Mike
Yeah.
Al
That's literally the definition of transparent.
Jason
That's right.
Andy
That's the definition of transparent. Yes. Not the definition.
Mike
Clear is like an absence of color. You can just see right through it.
Jason
We don't even know what we're drafting.
Mike
Oh, man. Start over.
Al
So you're saying like, a glass of beer. That's not clear.
Andy
Correct.
Jason
That is clear.
Mike
No, it's yellow.
Al
You can see through to the other side of it.
Andy
Oh, so it's transparent.
Mike
That's clear.
Jason
This is. This is.
Al
It is also transparent.
Jason
So, like, when you get one glass of beer and you can see through it and one that you can't, you go, oh, this one looks clear.
Mike
So, like a sheer piece of fabric. Mm. You can see through that. That's clear.
Andy
Is that clear?
Jason
No, that's foggy.
Al
That's translucent.
Jason
Translucent. Yeah. Thanks, Al.
Mike
But you get. Okay.
Jason
The only thing that's not clear are these definitions.
Mike
Oh, here you go. Josh says clear means that you can see through it, and it is colorless.
Andy
There you go.
Mike
Transparent means you can see objects through it. But it may be.
Andy
So that's like what we were saying.
Jason
I lucked into picking for actually clear things.
Mike
Yes, you.
Jason
And didn't get to the bottom of the list because packing tape and some of these other ones got me there. Okay, well, good.
Andy
I'll jump in here.
Jason
I learned that clear needs to be colorless.
Mike
Yeah. I learned that once upon a time. Jason was charming.
Andy
Yeah. I learned. I learned that you guys think ozone is better than atmosphere, which makes no sense because I got it all. I had the ozone in it.
Mike
Did you take atmosphere?
Andy
No, I was trying to guess. You said, oh, that's not. It's better.
Jason
He went with Sprite. Goodbye, everybody.
Mike
Goodbye.
Al
Thanks for listening to the Spitballers Podcast.
Andy
To see what other nonsense the guys
Al
are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.
Episode: Toasted Mold & Things That Are Clear – Spit Hits!
Date: May 18, 2026
The Spitballers trio—Andy, Mike, and Jason—return for another laugh-filled episode. The main theme revolves around their signature clean, family-friendly banter as they tackle ridiculous "Would You Rather" scenarios, play their deceptive Ballerdash word game, and draft “things that are clear.” Along the way, they take comedic deep-dives on fridge horror stories, economic hypotheticals, and the difference between transparent and clear.
Timestamps: 00:07–02:20
Timestamps: 02:21–20:22
Timestamps: 20:39–32:13
A game of deception where fake definitions, names, and acronyms are submitted alongside a real answer.
Timestamps: 32:44–49:24
Each “Spitballer” selects three “clear” things, aiming for both literal and comedic value.
First Round Picks:
Notable Drafting Highlights:
Andy explains his obsession with “perfectly clear, large cube ice” (34:31), including the hardship of making artisanal ice at home.
Mike grabs “NBA backboard” (38:07) and “contact lenses” (40:43).
Jason selects “jellyfish” (39:07) and, humorously, “vodka” (40:13).
Debate erupts over the definitions of “clear,” “transparent,” and “translucent.”
Andy tries to deduce his co-hosts’ elusive “big as the world” clear pick—eventually, it’s revealed to be “the ozone layer/air” (46:11).
Jason cheekily drafts “clear skies” to close (45:12).
Runner-Up Clear Things (off-list):
| Segment | Timestamp Range | |--------------------------------------|-------------------------| | Intro, Scat & Announcements | 00:07–02:20 | | Would You Rather Section | 02:21–20:22 | | Ballerdash Game | 20:39–32:13 | | Spitballers Draft “Things That Are Clear”| 32:44–49:24 | | “What Did We Learn?” & Wrap-Up | 49:07–end |
The episode is a showcase of the Spitballers’ unique group chemistry and improvisational wit. From economic doomsday hypotheticals to the pragmatic crisis of moldy cheese and artisanal ice cubes, their tangents always swing back to comedic gold.
Anyone interested in good-natured, goofy debates (that occasionally veer into pseudo-educational territory) is guaranteed a great time.
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