Podcast
the STAB! show
Hosted by STAB! Comedy Theater · EN
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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STAB! 490 - Bottom Shelf Animals
2w ago00:59:07Tap to summarizeIn this still pretty good episode of the STAB! show, ferret with a limp and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slightly used birds, Carissa Edwards, Mickey McKim, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on RBCA, pick-up lines to and from a backyard full of snails, a self-conscious tiger, & an amateur sky writer, craigslist postings for a light, easy, breathable couture hazmat suit for the survivalist that also wants to make a statement in the roiling apocalyptic hellscape, a guaranteed, priority seat in the upcoming session of “Iddle Widdle Schnuckum Tawk” your cutesy early relationship baby talk, speech training workshop, & all of the stuff that was left over after you conked a level two goblin fighter on the head in the woods that one time, wedding vows to driverless cars, unseasonable weather, & someone who “does their own research”, and the synopsis of made-up movies, “Destiny of the Cybernetic Men”, “The Insanity of Toronto”, & “Filth Alley, The Final Chapter”.
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STAB! 489 - Dip Dive
2w ago01:00:35Tap to summarizeIn this hummus covered episode of the STAB! show, extra mild host Jesse Jones welcomes a chaotic, dangerous spread of a panel of Kameron Schmid, Gaby Gilmore, & Molly Doan to share their three CERRAs, nine Spring haiku, recipes for defending yourself against a gaslighter, someone who really commits themselves to a retro trend, & hosting a get together with friends that you won't actually hate, descriptions of new drugs, Giftcardimum, Adorbs Drops, & the Devil's Lasagna, and tourism guides for Chopped-liverton, The HOA Hills, & Worst-case-scenario-sburgh.
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STAB! 488 - Who Up Blimpin’?
2w ago01:09:52Tap to summarizeIn this leisurely buoyant episode of the STAB! show, rigid hot Jesse Jones welcomes a floaty panel of Sean Crandall, Kyle Buis, & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SCOBY, nine bulletin board items from the break room of Morning People, craigslist postings for a meme collection of varying dankness, a post asking people if you could “just get a bite of that”, & a fleet of zeppelin, the toy-ifications of a music festival, kinks, & being a people pleaser, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast from the world of Norwegian Folktales, a podcast titled "The Wet Noodlers Start Making Cents", & a podcast hosted by participants inside a podcast themed escape room.
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STAB! 487 - Greek Mythology & Mathematical Supplies
3w ago00:53:42Tap to summarizeIn this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40, campaign speeches for a stack of seventies, porn magazines running for mayor of the most kick ass yard sale this fucking culdasac has ever seen, a bottle of baby aspirin and half a box of round bandaids, running for health secretary of the office kitchenette, & you are “Slorny” a newly recognized combination sleepy/horny running for a position in a college student's range of emotions, reviews of things, including a Yelp of a business that you did a Location , Location, Location for in the past, an Amazon review of you left by an ex, & a TripAdvisor review of a cyberpunk world in a hard sci-fi novel, and who would win in fights between a locksmith with a magical key ring and only thirty six hours to save his family vs. A Dickensian Orphanage Master with a gruel ladle that gives them full control of fog and relative humidity, an HOA president with a lawn ruler powered by petty spite and the eternal, burning flame of losing out on their sixth grade perfect attendant certificate because of that one day they had to go to their grandmother's stupid funeral Vs. An MLM Platinum Seller, armed with catalogs forged in the influential Springs of Swaggeroth, and imbued with the dark FOMO magics, & a squad of highly trained anti-drug mascots powered by near limitless reserves of optimism and go get ‘em attitudes Vs. an assembly room full of bored 16-year-olds, glued to their phones, all armed with various vape implements.
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STAB! 486 - Puce Responsibly
3w ago00:56:36Tap to summarizeIn this ethically dosed episode of the STAB! show, brightly colored host Jesse Jones welcomes a freaked out panel of Eric Barger, Dani Walsh, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on OA, new STAB!tionary entries including IOARSRC, MYAULIH & OWTPUMH, new breakfast cereals including a cereal called “Hella O’s”, and others themed around toxic positivity, & art school, descriptions of new drugs, Excitable Puppies, Glitter Regret, & Puce Todds, and rundowns of new Fall TV shows, “The Next Outstanding Actor”, “Embarrassing Voyage”, & “Squirrel Finder”.
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STAB! 485 - My Pregnant Sonic
3w ago00:43:49Tap to summarizeIn this very wrong episode of the STAB! show, expectant host Jesse Jones welcomes a glowing, radiant panel of Dayna Bryant, Rebecca Beskeen, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BISTs, nine items from the bathroom walls of the Olympic Village in Milano Cortina, Lip Filler, campaign speeches from a small convenience store in Hollywood where various C-list celebrities can sometimes be seen buying cigarettes and energy drinks and sundries, lobbying for a position on a Celebrity Star Tours bus route, the flag emojis vying for spots in the sexting rotation, & a balloon that used to be filled with heroin running in a special election to replace the suddenly outgoing Sheriff of a child’s birthday party, angry poems about manic, fanfic, & tantric, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast hosted by a Planet Fitness keychain membership card, a HelloFresh subscription confirmation email and an expensive juicer with really good Amazon reviews, a podcast titled “The Onion Boys Think Things”, & a podcast from the world of AI slop.
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STAB! 484 - Finger Guns Written Out
4w ago01:03:36Tap to summarizeIn this pew pew episode of the STAB! show, cool guy Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of long hand folk in Emma Haney, Cierra Ramirez, & Marco Cabodi to share their three takes on DIO, new Greeting Cards for “Happy Better You Than Me, Day”, "Congratulations on Watching 16 Straight Days of Curling”, & “Wishing You Well on This, Your Current Rock Bottom”, craigslist postings for discount taxidermy service, emotional baggage, & a rocking chair, made of rocks, designed for listening to rock, explanations of things including explaining passive aggression to an active volcano, totalitarianism to a school of mackerel, & participation trophies to a ninth century Viking raider, and erotic letters to the editors of Editor & Publisher, 1859 - Oregon’s Magazine, & Vintage Spirit.
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STAB! 483 - H-E-Single-Parking-Space
4w ago00:46:37Tap to summarizeIn this genre twisting episode of the STAB! show, scary boy host Jesse Jones welcomes a den of bears in Willie Travis, Jorge Hernandez, & Jack Marie to share their three HELLs, pick-up lines to and from a rusty meat hook, an old leather glove with knives on it, & blood, recipes for things, including a creepy doll or stuffed animal that MIGHT be telling people to do murder, but might also just be weird and old and creepy, a flawless exorcism, & a horny summer camp where absolutely nothing terrible could possibly go wrong, wedding vows to the Mayor of a town overrun by bus riding, blood thirsty bears, who refuses to shut down the bus lines, a demon possessed car tire, & a clown; just a regular ass clown, and tourism guides for Dreams-ville, The Ch-ch-ch Ha-ha-ha Estates, & The Right Slaughterton Manor Upon Grueseometon.
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STAB! 482 - Kale Quest
4w ago01:06:25Tap to summarizeIn this leafy episode of the STAB! show, healthful adventurer and host Jesse Jones welcomes a cruciferous panel of Micaela Pettigrew, Michelle Petro, & Lacey Carroll to share their three takes on DML, nine 2026 Winter Olympic haiku, closing arguments in defense of drunken late night online impulse purchases, rain on your wedding day, and a free ride, when you’ve already paid, & that guy with the acoustic guitar at the party, the toyification of making plans as an adult, your first job, & getting health conscious, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast hosted by Micaela’s high school self, a podcast titled “Nut Up, Buttercup!”, & a true crime style podcast hosted by all the attendees of a “Just Divorced” party solving the case of the failed relationship.
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STAB! 481 - Wet Plus Smell
May 801:02:41Tap to summarizeIn this damp, dank episode of the STAB! show, moist host Jesse Jones welcomes a whiffy panel of Sethu Chidambaram, Jeff Brown, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three GHINs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Self Determination, celebrations of Yerba Buena, Olympic curling, the Rubik’s Cube, Dick Cheney, bell chimes, & The Lone Ranger, descriptions of new drugs, including Steamed Box Springs, Plaid Kenneths, & Blotchy Herringbone, and descriptions of fights between a taco bowl filled with ingredients grown in a garden on Mount Olympus vs. a gumbo consisting of items bought from a farmer's market in Mordor, a men's rights activist powered by the rage of seeing gender swapped super heroes and prominent, high ranking women in sci-fi shows vs. a thousand cranky toddlers jacked up on birthday cake and armed with blow guns loaded with jellyfish toxin darts, & a giant crab with all of the knowledge of the Library of Alexandria, and a fleet of 2027 Tesla Awesome Boats vs. an AI datacenter brought to life by the power of a billion horny chat bot prompts, with psionic control of the Kraken.
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