Podcast
the STAB! show
Hosted by STAB! Comedy Theater · EN
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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STAB! 506 - Nervous Silence
3w ago00:52:48Tap to summarizeIn this eye contact avoiding episode of the STAB! show, shame harboring host Jesse Jones welcomes an reflexively flinching panel Jeff Brown, Gaby Gilmore, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CASMUKs, pick-up lines to or from a rundown neighborhood park, someone in a pharmaceutical commercial, & a boat anchor, breakfast cereals themed around moving in with a girlfriend or boyfriend for the first time, a cereal called “Sugar Frosted Shards of Glass”, & raising a toddler, angry poems about Gallon Jugs, Gasping Pugs, & Grandma Hugs, and descriptions of new businesses including a tiny cartoon squirrel starting up your own bodyguard agency, a chain of vending machines that distribute vibes, & a promoter of eco friendly tractor pulls and monster truck shows.
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STAB! 505 - Baby Animals & Ridiculousness
Jul 1500:48:16Tap to summarizeIn this adorable, nonsensical episode of the STAB! show, shaky legged host Jesse Jones welcomes an absolutely bonkers panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Jess Roberts, & Frankie Lord to share their three takes on BDA, nine items on the bathroom walls of Influencers, recipes for various stuffs and things, including a recipe for a chill hangout spot, arecipe for that person that calls everyone in the office “Boss” and “Chief” and “Big Dog” and the like, & a recipe for a beginner’s sex dungeon, angry poems about Cranky Tweens, Learning Machines, & Recessive Genes, and tourism guides for Unpleasant Grove, Hog Back Knuckle Duster Manor Upon Go Fuck Yourself, & Narcissopotamia.
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STAB! 504 - To Plumb
Jul 800:52:21Tap to summarizeIn this active, descriptive episode of the STAB! show, handle pumper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a capable, highly trained panel of Cierra Ramirez, Abbey Hagen, & Jack Marie to share their three ISTMs, bootlegs of Super Mario Brothers, Grand Theft Auto, & Stardew Valley, campaign speeches for a rustic covered bridge running for sheriff of ol’ Peaceful Grove on a zero tolerance charming and picturesque platform, a mason jar full of wasps running for playground safety inspector, & a twin size box spring dropped off by the apartment complex dumpster running for another term in someone else’s unit, dating profiles for someone who thinks sour cream is spicy, an axolotl, & a deck of novelty adult playing cards, and descriptions of small businesses, including a stunt driving school for the elderly, a chain of soft serve ice cream parlors that specialize in savory flavors, & a Mom & Pop assassin network.
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STAB! 503 - What Can Men Really Do To Help Women?
Jul 600:50:14Tap to summarizeIn this liberated episode of the STAB! show, big dumb lunk of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a fiery and capable panel of Dayna Bryant, Jenna Swartz, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three takes on DSP, nine haiku about the World Cup, closing arguments in defense of a punchable face, a poop cruise, & having a very noticeable booger all day that no one said anything about and that you didn’t discover until getting back home at the end of the day, explanations of various things including explaining having a negative self image to a majestic waterfall, explaining compound interest to a litter of kittens, & explaining micromanaging to the Horsehead Nebula, & recaps of podcasts including a podcast hosted by a stack of discarded Amazon Prime Day boxes, a podcast about the restaurant industry hosted by a trio of the worst possible restaurant customers, & a podcast about homesteading, recording in the eighteen hundreds.
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STAB! 502 - Breakfast, Brunch & Beyond
Jul 100:49:56Tap to summarizeIn this bountiful broadcast of bawdy buffoonery, braggadocious barker Jesse Jones beckons a bright, boisterous board of Sam Sellers, Lindsey Nakano, & Grant Potter to share their three VMEs, pick-up lines to and from a bashful pterodactyl, the clearance section in Safeway, & a jetski, craigslist postings for spots in your monthly “Compliment Circle”, your Big Bulging Bags of Beautiful Breathtaking Blintzes, & naming rights to your orifices, dating profiles for someone who has absolutely covered the back of their vehicle in bumper stickers, just some regular person on an inter-galactic dating site, & a hardboiled egg, and tourism guides for Home-brew-lahoma, Loosey-goosey-ton, & Mussel Beach.
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STAB! 501 - Compression Fishnets
Jun 2900:57:56Tap to summarizeIn this sexy but constricting episode of the STAB! show, leggy host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly packed panel of Bernie Baktashian, Alex Shewmaker, & Emma Haney to share their three takes on MGC, nine Bitterness bulletin board items, breakfast cereals themed around soccer moms, 80s action movies, & a guy who owns swords, descriptions of new drugs, Gal Wham, Gut Nut Shut Butt, & Air Waffles, and descriptions of new businesses, including a restaurant specializing in very spicy, very complex flavor profiles, in the town of Honkey-lahoma, several Air B&Bs that offer neither beds, nor breakfast, & an esthetician on the planet Kashyyyk.
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STAB! 500 - Morton’s Safety Salt Rock Salt
Jun 2400:57:37Tap to summarizeIn this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker with really poor character judgments, only doing the right thing when you know someone is watching, & getting dragged into doing something you really don’t want to do for someone that you don’t really even like that much, dating profiles for someone who masturbates in a tanning bed, a bag of mulch, & someone who leaves painted rocks in parks, and rundowns of podcasts including a show hosted by two guys who are both secretly really into each other, but are afraid to act on it, and their mutual best friend, a podcast titled “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” hosted by Barry, Larry and Gary, & a podcast hosted by a freshly raked pile of leaves and a good book sitting on a neatly folded quilt.
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STAB! 499 - Cheese Sticks
Jun 2200:59:31Tap to summarizeIn this gloriously gooey episode of the STAB! show, stringy, dippable host Kameron Schmid, welcomes a gorgeous, golden panel of Eric Barger, Sam Hochhalter, & Jesse Jones to share their three takes on WFH, pick-up lines to and from a cartoon alien, a rodeo clown, & a sassy housekeeper, celebrations of the invention of Coca-Cola, Hank Williams’ second divorce from Audrey Sheppard, Fritz Von Opal’s rocket car, Joe & Phil Nekro, Bing Crosby’s White Christmas, & Paul McManus’ barefoot skiing, angry poems about cheese sticks, fleas and ticks, & greasy wicks, and synopsis of made-up movies, “Sensual Castle”, “My Mom Married Paul Bunyan”, and “Centaur Siege!”
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STAB! 498 - Walmart Lesbians
Jun 1700:57:56Tap to summarizeIn this devastating, fierce episode of the STAB! show, easy target and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shredding panel of Dylan Fox, Willie Travis, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CWDs, nine Summer Vacation haiku, campaign speeches from a certificate from the International Star Registry running for Mayor of a divorced Dad's game room, a half a roll of single ply toilet paper running for a position on the board of a senior prank, & Unsweetened Tea running for reelection to the soda fountain selection in the sit down dining area of a Pizza Hut, descriptions of new drugs, Washboard Gabs, Li'l Gulps, & Sublingual Marmots, and rundown of new Fall TV shows, “The Bone Cannibal”, “Life Party”, & “Cat Challengers”.
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STAB! 497 - A Celebration of the Toot
Jun 1501:08:07Tap to summarizeIn this flatulent episode of the STAB! show, cheek clappin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant, noisy, hilarious panel of Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant, & Emma Haney share their three takes on EFNH, bootlegs of The Middle, Mike & Molly, & CSI:Cyber, recipes for an inside joke, a super chill pool party, & someone with absolutely zero self awareness, dating profiles for the disembodied spirit of an oldtimey prospective trapped in a twelve pack of Bud Light Chelada Clamato, a hemp cross body bag full of trail mix, & someone really into kite surfing, and tourism guides for Shit Speckle Flats, Circling-back-ington, & Awkward-Teen-topia.
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