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the STAB! show
Hosted by STAB! Comedy Theater · EN
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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STAB! 500 - Morton’s Safety Salt Rock Salt
1w ago00:57:37Tap to summarizeIn this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker with really poor character judgments, only doing the right thing when you know someone is watching, & getting dragged into doing something you really don’t want to do for someone that you don’t really even like that much, dating profiles for someone who masturbates in a tanning bed, a bag of mulch, & someone who leaves painted rocks in parks, and rundowns of podcasts including a show hosted by two guys who are both secretly really into each other, but are afraid to act on it, and their mutual best friend, a podcast titled “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” hosted by Barry, Larry and Gary, & a podcast hosted by a freshly raked pile of leaves and a good book sitting on a neatly folded quilt.
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STAB! 499 - Cheese Sticks
1w ago00:59:31Tap to summarizeIn this gloriously gooey episode of the STAB! show, stringy, dippable host Kameron Schmid, welcomes a gorgeous, golden panel of Eric Barger, Sam Hochhalter, & Jesse Jones to share their three takes on WFH, pick-up lines to and from a cartoon alien, a rodeo clown, & a sassy housekeeper, celebrations of the invention of Coca-Cola, Hank Williams’ second divorce from Audrey Sheppard, Fritz Von Opal’s rocket car, Joe & Phil Nekro, Bing Crosby’s White Christmas, & Paul McManus’ barefoot skiing, angry poems about cheese sticks, fleas and ticks, & greasy wicks, and synopsis of made-up movies, “Sensual Castle”, “My Mom Married Paul Bunyan”, and “Centaur Siege!”
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STAB! 498 - Walmart Lesbians
2w ago00:57:56Tap to summarizeIn this devastating, fierce episode of the STAB! show, easy target and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shredding panel of Dylan Fox, Willie Travis, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CWDs, nine Summer Vacation haiku, campaign speeches from a certificate from the International Star Registry running for Mayor of a divorced Dad's game room, a half a roll of single ply toilet paper running for a position on the board of a senior prank, & Unsweetened Tea running for reelection to the soda fountain selection in the sit down dining area of a Pizza Hut, descriptions of new drugs, Washboard Gabs, Li'l Gulps, & Sublingual Marmots, and rundown of new Fall TV shows, “The Bone Cannibal”, “Life Party”, & “Cat Challengers”.
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STAB! 497 - A Celebration of the Toot
2w ago01:08:07Tap to summarizeIn this flatulent episode of the STAB! show, cheek clappin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant, noisy, hilarious panel of Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant, & Emma Haney share their three takes on EFNH, bootlegs of The Middle, Mike & Molly, & CSI:Cyber, recipes for an inside joke, a super chill pool party, & someone with absolutely zero self awareness, dating profiles for the disembodied spirit of an oldtimey prospective trapped in a twelve pack of Bud Light Chelada Clamato, a hemp cross body bag full of trail mix, & someone really into kite surfing, and tourism guides for Shit Speckle Flats, Circling-back-ington, & Awkward-Teen-topia.
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STAB! 496 - Eat The Swirl, Munch The Crunch
3w ago00:48:40Tap to summarizeIn this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of new cereals themed around being sick at home on a school day as a kid, a work function outside the office, & a cereal called “Cinnamon Swirly Health-Ums”, descriptions of new drugs, including Li'l Screamums, Nutri-Caulk, & Jelly Deans, and descriptions of fights between a barrel of Old Sac salt water taffy just two days away from retirement vs. a spinny rack of novelty California license plates with nothing left to lose, an army of Thrift Store employees armed with security tag remover guns and stacks of jigsaw puzzles missing any number of pieces vs. A platoon of Coffee Shop baristas armed with milk steamers and a case full of unsold end of shift pastries, & everyone waiting in the drive thru line of a Chick-Fil-A on a Friday afternoon lunch rush vs. Everyone waiting outside a DMV office before it opens on a Monday morning.
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STAB! 495 - Grab Your Ladle Soldier
3w ago00:53:20Tap to summarizeIn this aggressively noodled episode of the STAB! show, hearty host Jesse Jones welcomes a creamy, brothy panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Coleman, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on TBO, nine items on the bathroom walls of Optimism, craigslist postings for a just okay moral compass, a reasonably priced, a reasonably priced, gently used, time travel sphere, & services as an on call scapegoat for hire, the toy-ifications of the Grind, imposter syndrome, & a mental health day, and descriptions of new businesses including selling new cryptid design inspirations to mad scientists, bio engineers, amoral billionaires, really anyone who can afford it, a small, comfortable room, completely cut off from the reality outside of it, & a chain of raw food co-ops backed by major grocery store chains.
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STAB! 494 - Eels & Cheese
3w ago00:53:52Tap to summarizeIn this hearty British treat of an episode of the STAB! show, big clock and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel innit, of Daniel Kessenich, Christiana, & Marco Cabodi to share their three E&Cs, nine items on the breakroom bulletin board of Jerk Ass Dipshit Fuck Wads, closing arguments in defense of slum lords, current fast food prices, & someone who can’t stand people who “Can’t take a joke”, reviews of things including a review of a hella sick weekend festival experience you got on Temu, a Yelp review of the English Language, & an Amazon review of The Force, and tourism guides for Giggle-fits-lahoma, Delapida-topia, & Trapper-Keeper-ton.
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STAB! 493 - Get It While It’s Wet
4w ago00:49:56Tap to summarizeIn this disturbingly damp episode of the STAB! show, bindle boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, moist panel of Cory Barringer, Rebecca Beskeen, & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on WADR, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OUAFCDU, PCIPBIL, & EWLARXA, breakfast cereals themed around Summer vacations growing up, the Industrial Revolution, & a cereal called “Sugar Spattered Wedges”, explanations of things including colorectal health to the Easter Island statues, that feeling you get when you do something nice to a politician, & insider trading to an intestinal tapeworm, and erotic letters to the editors of Gun Dog Magazine, American Patchwork & Quilting, & Arizona Highways.
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STAB! 492 - Don’t Over Think It
4w ago00:50:40Tap to summarizeIn this first thought theater episode of the STAB! show, top of mind host Jesse Jones welcomes an impulsive panel of Connor Martin, Mikhail Chernyavky, & Brett Stults to share their three TNCCs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EDUOBML, KUDOLIA, & ARPMUCE, campaign speeches from a magic eight ball running for the position of Chief Financial Officer of a struggling college student, a spooky, Halloween sound effect CD vying for a spot in the 10 sleeve CD wallet in someone's 1996 Toyota Tercel, & a strip of non-winning raffle tickets and a napkin from the first date with your most recent ex, vying to remain in a tub in your storage unit, dating profiles for he grease trap of an overworked food truck, the drink specials menu at Chili's, & a mischievous diaper bag, and rundowns of podcasts, including a podcast from a world where aliens landed on earth just a week ago, a podcast hosted by a backyard full of yappy dogs, & a podcast titled “Mop Up Time with Beans and the Wenis”.
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STAB! 491 - A Sloppy Pile of Loose Juice
Jun 100:37:04Tap to summarizeIn our fourth trip to Crocker ArtMix, drippy yuck host Jesse Jones welcomes a bucket full of panel glop including Frankie Lord, Lacey Carroll, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAMs, descriptions of new drugs including, Little Blue Boys, O’Keeffe Kush, & Dali Drops, and synopsis of Made-Up Movies, “Star University”, “Nancy Zap and the Megaghosts”, & “Meal”.
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