Podcast
the STAB! show
Hosted by STAB! Comedy Theater · EN
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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STAB! 504 - To Plumb
1w ago00:52:21Tap to summarizeIn this active, descriptive episode of the STAB! show, handle pumper and host Jesse Jones welcomes a capable, highly trained panel of Cierra Ramirez, Abbey Hagen, & Jack Marie to share their three ISTMs, bootlegs of Super Mario Brothers, Grand Theft Auto, & Stardew Valley, campaign speeches for a rustic covered bridge running for sheriff of ol’ Peaceful Grove on a zero tolerance charming and picturesque platform, a mason jar full of wasps running for playground safety inspector, & a twin size box spring dropped off by the apartment complex dumpster running for another term in someone else’s unit, dating profiles for someone who thinks sour cream is spicy, an axolotl, & a deck of novelty adult playing cards, and descriptions of small businesses, including a stunt driving school for the elderly, a chain of soft serve ice cream parlors that specialize in savory flavors, & a Mom & Pop assassin network.
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STAB! 503 - What Can Men Really Do To Help Women?
1w ago00:50:14Tap to summarizeIn this liberated episode of the STAB! show, big dumb lunk of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a fiery and capable panel of Dayna Bryant, Jenna Swartz, & Joe-Joe Louis, to share their three takes on DSP, nine haiku about the World Cup, closing arguments in defense of a punchable face, a poop cruise, & having a very noticeable booger all day that no one said anything about and that you didn’t discover until getting back home at the end of the day, explanations of various things including explaining having a negative self image to a majestic waterfall, explaining compound interest to a litter of kittens, & explaining micromanaging to the Horsehead Nebula, & recaps of podcasts including a podcast hosted by a stack of discarded Amazon Prime Day boxes, a podcast about the restaurant industry hosted by a trio of the worst possible restaurant customers, & a podcast about homesteading, recording in the eighteen hundreds.
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STAB! 502 - Breakfast, Brunch & Beyond
2w ago00:49:56Tap to summarizeIn this bountiful broadcast of bawdy buffoonery, braggadocious barker Jesse Jones beckons a bright, boisterous board of Sam Sellers, Lindsey Nakano, & Grant Potter to share their three VMEs, pick-up lines to and from a bashful pterodactyl, the clearance section in Safeway, & a jetski, craigslist postings for spots in your monthly “Compliment Circle”, your Big Bulging Bags of Beautiful Breathtaking Blintzes, & naming rights to your orifices, dating profiles for someone who has absolutely covered the back of their vehicle in bumper stickers, just some regular person on an inter-galactic dating site, & a hardboiled egg, and tourism guides for Home-brew-lahoma, Loosey-goosey-ton, & Mussel Beach.
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STAB! 501 - Compression Fishnets
2w ago00:57:56Tap to summarizeIn this sexy but constricting episode of the STAB! show, leggy host Jesse Jones welcomes a tightly packed panel of Bernie Baktashian, Alex Shewmaker, & Emma Haney to share their three takes on MGC, nine Bitterness bulletin board items, breakfast cereals themed around soccer moms, 80s action movies, & a guy who owns swords, descriptions of new drugs, Gal Wham, Gut Nut Shut Butt, & Air Waffles, and descriptions of new businesses, including a restaurant specializing in very spicy, very complex flavor profiles, in the town of Honkey-lahoma, several Air B&Bs that offer neither beds, nor breakfast, & an esthetician on the planet Kashyyyk.
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STAB! 500 - Morton’s Safety Salt Rock Salt
3w ago00:57:37Tap to summarizeIn this monumentally safe episode of the STAB! show, big gritty host Jesse Jones welcomes a treacherous panel of Jaclyn Weiand, Kameron Schmid, & Tyler Kinney to share their three DUMBs, new greeting cards for “Congratulations on surviving a near death experience”, “Happy ‘You Touched A Butt Day!’”, & “Wishing you Ill in this Difficult Time”, closing arguments in defense of a matchmaker with really poor character judgments, only doing the right thing when you know someone is watching, & getting dragged into doing something you really don’t want to do for someone that you don’t really even like that much, dating profiles for someone who masturbates in a tanning bed, a bag of mulch, & someone who leaves painted rocks in parks, and rundowns of podcasts including a show hosted by two guys who are both secretly really into each other, but are afraid to act on it, and their mutual best friend, a podcast titled “Mind Your P’s & Q’s” hosted by Barry, Larry and Gary, & a podcast hosted by a freshly raked pile of leaves and a good book sitting on a neatly folded quilt.
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STAB! 499 - Cheese Sticks
3w ago00:59:31Tap to summarizeIn this gloriously gooey episode of the STAB! show, stringy, dippable host Kameron Schmid, welcomes a gorgeous, golden panel of Eric Barger, Sam Hochhalter, & Jesse Jones to share their three takes on WFH, pick-up lines to and from a cartoon alien, a rodeo clown, & a sassy housekeeper, celebrations of the invention of Coca-Cola, Hank Williams’ second divorce from Audrey Sheppard, Fritz Von Opal’s rocket car, Joe & Phil Nekro, Bing Crosby’s White Christmas, & Paul McManus’ barefoot skiing, angry poems about cheese sticks, fleas and ticks, & greasy wicks, and synopsis of made-up movies, “Sensual Castle”, “My Mom Married Paul Bunyan”, and “Centaur Siege!”
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STAB! 498 - Walmart Lesbians
4w ago00:57:56Tap to summarizeIn this devastating, fierce episode of the STAB! show, easy target and host Jesse Jones welcomes a shredding panel of Dylan Fox, Willie Travis, & Marco Cabodi to share their three CWDs, nine Summer Vacation haiku, campaign speeches from a certificate from the International Star Registry running for Mayor of a divorced Dad's game room, a half a roll of single ply toilet paper running for a position on the board of a senior prank, & Unsweetened Tea running for reelection to the soda fountain selection in the sit down dining area of a Pizza Hut, descriptions of new drugs, Washboard Gabs, Li'l Gulps, & Sublingual Marmots, and rundown of new Fall TV shows, “The Bone Cannibal”, “Life Party”, & “Cat Challengers”.
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STAB! 497 - A Celebration of the Toot
Jun 1501:08:07Tap to summarizeIn this flatulent episode of the STAB! show, cheek clappin’ host Jesse Jones welcomes a fragrant, noisy, hilarious panel of Jeff Brown, Dayna Bryant, & Emma Haney share their three takes on EFNH, bootlegs of The Middle, Mike & Molly, & CSI:Cyber, recipes for an inside joke, a super chill pool party, & someone with absolutely zero self awareness, dating profiles for the disembodied spirit of an oldtimey prospective trapped in a twelve pack of Bud Light Chelada Clamato, a hemp cross body bag full of trail mix, & someone really into kite surfing, and tourism guides for Shit Speckle Flats, Circling-back-ington, & Awkward-Teen-topia.
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STAB! 496 - Eat The Swirl, Munch The Crunch
Jun 1200:48:40Tap to summarizeIn this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of new cereals themed around being sick at home on a school day as a kid, a work function outside the office, & a cereal called “Cinnamon Swirly Health-Ums”, descriptions of new drugs, including Li'l Screamums, Nutri-Caulk, & Jelly Deans, and descriptions of fights between a barrel of Old Sac salt water taffy just two days away from retirement vs. a spinny rack of novelty California license plates with nothing left to lose, an army of Thrift Store employees armed with security tag remover guns and stacks of jigsaw puzzles missing any number of pieces vs. A platoon of Coffee Shop baristas armed with milk steamers and a case full of unsold end of shift pastries, & everyone waiting in the drive thru line of a Chick-Fil-A on a Friday afternoon lunch rush vs. Everyone waiting outside a DMV office before it opens on a Monday morning.
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STAB! 495 - Grab Your Ladle Soldier
Jun 1000:53:20Tap to summarizeIn this aggressively noodled episode of the STAB! show, hearty host Jesse Jones welcomes a creamy, brothy panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Coleman, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on TBO, nine items on the bathroom walls of Optimism, craigslist postings for a just okay moral compass, a reasonably priced, a reasonably priced, gently used, time travel sphere, & services as an on call scapegoat for hire, the toy-ifications of the Grind, imposter syndrome, & a mental health day, and descriptions of new businesses including selling new cryptid design inspirations to mad scientists, bio engineers, amoral billionaires, really anyone who can afford it, a small, comfortable room, completely cut off from the reality outside of it, & a chain of raw food co-ops backed by major grocery store chains.
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