Podcast
the STAB! show
Hosted by STAB! Comedy Theater · EN
the STAB! show brings together writers, stand ups and other regional gems to partake in a darkly intelligent live comedy panel show. Described as "Incisive wit that cuts to the bone." by the Sacramento News and Review, STAB's! off-beat format allows panelists 24 to 48 hours to create their own unique takes on various random prompts. Ranging from the online dating profile of The Virgin Mary to the tourism guide of Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1,
STAB! is a celebration of all things everything; it's like a jazz funeral for the collective conscience.
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STAB! 496 - Eat The Swirl, Munch The Crunch
Jun 1200:48:40Tap to summarizeIn this humiliating episode of the STAB! show, bully with specific needs and host Jesse Jones welcomes a sloshing, snarfing panel of Jack Marie, Micaela Pettigrew, & Tyler Kinney to share their three BCMs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters COIBRPS, AFOSATA, & UFQTTNE, descriptions of new cereals themed around being sick at home on a school day as a kid, a work function outside the office, & a cereal called “Cinnamon Swirly Health-Ums”, descriptions of new drugs, including Li'l Screamums, Nutri-Caulk, & Jelly Deans, and descriptions of fights between a barrel of Old Sac salt water taffy just two days away from retirement vs. a spinny rack of novelty California license plates with nothing left to lose, an army of Thrift Store employees armed with security tag remover guns and stacks of jigsaw puzzles missing any number of pieces vs. A platoon of Coffee Shop baristas armed with milk steamers and a case full of unsold end of shift pastries, & everyone waiting in the drive thru line of a Chick-Fil-A on a Friday afternoon lunch rush vs. Everyone waiting outside a DMV office before it opens on a Monday morning.
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STAB! 495 - Grab Your Ladle Soldier
Jun 1000:53:20Tap to summarizeIn this aggressively noodled episode of the STAB! show, hearty host Jesse Jones welcomes a creamy, brothy panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Nick Coleman, & Christy Farley to share their three takes on TBO, nine items on the bathroom walls of Optimism, craigslist postings for a just okay moral compass, a reasonably priced, a reasonably priced, gently used, time travel sphere, & services as an on call scapegoat for hire, the toy-ifications of the Grind, imposter syndrome, & a mental health day, and descriptions of new businesses including selling new cryptid design inspirations to mad scientists, bio engineers, amoral billionaires, really anyone who can afford it, a small, comfortable room, completely cut off from the reality outside of it, & a chain of raw food co-ops backed by major grocery store chains.
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STAB! 494 - Eels & Cheese
Jun 800:53:52Tap to summarizeIn this hearty British treat of an episode of the STAB! show, big clock and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel innit, of Daniel Kessenich, Christiana, & Marco Cabodi to share their three E&Cs, nine items on the breakroom bulletin board of Jerk Ass Dipshit Fuck Wads, closing arguments in defense of slum lords, current fast food prices, & someone who can’t stand people who “Can’t take a joke”, reviews of things including a review of a hella sick weekend festival experience you got on Temu, a Yelp review of the English Language, & an Amazon review of The Force, and tourism guides for Giggle-fits-lahoma, Delapida-topia, & Trapper-Keeper-ton.
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STAB! 493 - Get It While It’s Wet
Jun 500:49:56Tap to summarizeIn this disturbingly damp episode of the STAB! show, bindle boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a gruff, moist panel of Cory Barringer, Rebecca Beskeen, & Kameron Schmid to share their three takes on WADR, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters OUAFCDU, PCIPBIL, & EWLARXA, breakfast cereals themed around Summer vacations growing up, the Industrial Revolution, & a cereal called “Sugar Spattered Wedges”, explanations of things including colorectal health to the Easter Island statues, that feeling you get when you do something nice to a politician, & insider trading to an intestinal tapeworm, and erotic letters to the editors of Gun Dog Magazine, American Patchwork & Quilting, & Arizona Highways.
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STAB! 492 - Don’t Over Think It
Jun 300:50:40Tap to summarizeIn this first thought theater episode of the STAB! show, top of mind host Jesse Jones welcomes an impulsive panel of Connor Martin, Mikhail Chernyavky, & Brett Stults to share their three TNCCs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters EDUOBML, KUDOLIA, & ARPMUCE, campaign speeches from a magic eight ball running for the position of Chief Financial Officer of a struggling college student, a spooky, Halloween sound effect CD vying for a spot in the 10 sleeve CD wallet in someone's 1996 Toyota Tercel, & a strip of non-winning raffle tickets and a napkin from the first date with your most recent ex, vying to remain in a tub in your storage unit, dating profiles for he grease trap of an overworked food truck, the drink specials menu at Chili's, & a mischievous diaper bag, and rundowns of podcasts, including a podcast from a world where aliens landed on earth just a week ago, a podcast hosted by a backyard full of yappy dogs, & a podcast titled “Mop Up Time with Beans and the Wenis”.
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STAB! 491 - A Sloppy Pile of Loose Juice
Jun 100:37:04Tap to summarizeIn our fourth trip to Crocker ArtMix, drippy yuck host Jesse Jones welcomes a bucket full of panel glop including Frankie Lord, Lacey Carroll, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three CAMs, descriptions of new drugs including, Little Blue Boys, O’Keeffe Kush, & Dali Drops, and synopsis of Made-Up Movies, “Star University”, “Nancy Zap and the Megaghosts”, & “Meal”.
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STAB! 490 - Bottom Shelf Animals
May 2900:59:07Tap to summarizeIn this still pretty good episode of the STAB! show, ferret with a limp and host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of slightly used birds, Carissa Edwards, Mickey McKim, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on RBCA, pick-up lines to and from a backyard full of snails, a self-conscious tiger, & an amateur sky writer, craigslist postings for a light, easy, breathable couture hazmat suit for the survivalist that also wants to make a statement in the roiling apocalyptic hellscape, a guaranteed, priority seat in the upcoming session of “Iddle Widdle Schnuckum Tawk” your cutesy early relationship baby talk, speech training workshop, & all of the stuff that was left over after you conked a level two goblin fighter on the head in the woods that one time, wedding vows to driverless cars, unseasonable weather, & someone who “does their own research”, and the synopsis of made-up movies, “Destiny of the Cybernetic Men”, “The Insanity of Toronto”, & “Filth Alley, The Final Chapter”.
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STAB! 489 - Dip Dive
May 2701:00:35Tap to summarizeIn this hummus covered episode of the STAB! show, extra mild host Jesse Jones welcomes a chaotic, dangerous spread of a panel of Kameron Schmid, Gaby Gilmore, & Molly Doan to share their three CERRAs, nine Spring haiku, recipes for defending yourself against a gaslighter, someone who really commits themselves to a retro trend, & hosting a get together with friends that you won't actually hate, descriptions of new drugs, Giftcardimum, Adorbs Drops, & the Devil's Lasagna, and tourism guides for Chopped-liverton, The HOA Hills, & Worst-case-scenario-sburgh.
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STAB! 488 - Who Up Blimpin’?
May 2501:09:52Tap to summarizeIn this leisurely buoyant episode of the STAB! show, rigid hot Jesse Jones welcomes a floaty panel of Sean Crandall, Kyle Buis, & Kim Martel to share their three takes on SCOBY, nine bulletin board items from the break room of Morning People, craigslist postings for a meme collection of varying dankness, a post asking people if you could “just get a bite of that”, & a fleet of zeppelin, the toy-ifications of a music festival, kinks, & being a people pleaser, and descriptions of podcasts including a podcast from the world of Norwegian Folktales, a podcast titled "The Wet Noodlers Start Making Cents", & a podcast hosted by participants inside a podcast themed escape room.
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STAB! 487 - Greek Mythology & Mathematical Supplies
May 2200:53:42Tap to summarizeIn this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40, campaign speeches for a stack of seventies, porn magazines running for mayor of the most kick ass yard sale this fucking culdasac has ever seen, a bottle of baby aspirin and half a box of round bandaids, running for health secretary of the office kitchenette, & you are “Slorny” a newly recognized combination sleepy/horny running for a position in a college student's range of emotions, reviews of things, including a Yelp of a business that you did a Location , Location, Location for in the past, an Amazon review of you left by an ex, & a TripAdvisor review of a cyberpunk world in a hard sci-fi novel, and who would win in fights between a locksmith with a magical key ring and only thirty six hours to save his family vs. A Dickensian Orphanage Master with a gruel ladle that gives them full control of fog and relative humidity, an HOA president with a lawn ruler powered by petty spite and the eternal, burning flame of losing out on their sixth grade perfect attendant certificate because of that one day they had to go to their grandmother's stupid funeral Vs. An MLM Platinum Seller, armed with catalogs forged in the influential Springs of Swaggeroth, and imbued with the dark FOMO magics, & a squad of highly trained anti-drug mascots powered by near limitless reserves of optimism and go get ‘em attitudes Vs. an assembly room full of bored 16-year-olds, glued to their phones, all armed with various vape implements.
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