STAB! 487 - Greek Mythology & Mathematical Supplies

In this precise and brutal episode of the STAB! show, swan and host Jesse Jones welcomes a intricately graphed panel of Ben Rice, Jenna Shartz, & Nick Pettigrew to share their three WITHIHs, pick-up lines to and from a stressed out sloth, a saucy little pencil case with a secret, & Red 40, campaign speeches for a stack of seventies, porn magazines running for mayor of the most kick ass yard sale this fucking culdasac has ever seen, a bottle of baby aspirin and half a box of round bandaids, running for health secretary of the office kitchenette, & you are “Slorny” a newly recognized combination sleepy/horny running for a position in a college student's range of emotions, reviews of things, including a Yelp of a business that you did a Location , Location, Location for in the past, an Amazon review of you left by an ex, & a TripAdvisor review of a cyberpunk world in a hard sci-fi novel, and who would win in fights between a locksmith with a magical key ring and only t...