In this sandy, mysterious episode of the STAB! show, cocoa butter scented host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of hunky, brooding panelists, Daniel Kessenich, Sethu Chidambaram, & Dylan Fox to share their three PBS’, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters WEIACSH, TDUOPLS, & OJELUFO, descriptions of new cereals themed around street food vendors, a cereal called “Oops, All Invasive Thoughts”, and student loan debt, dating profiles for someone with a crisper drawer full of protein shakes, a six year old’s drawing of a horse, & someone who uses a beach towel as a regular home shower towel, and tourism guides for Tinderopolis, Snacklahoma, & Sigh Bluffs.