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Alice
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Amanda Weldon
Welcome to Stories Podcast. I'm your host, Amanda Weldon. Today's story is a chapter from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, a classic novel written for you by Lewis Carroll. We have Stories Podcast merch, available@storiespodcast.com shop. We're also on Cameo for all of your personalized video message needs. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram Stories Podcast. If you send us a drawing of your favorite scene or character, we'll share it on our feed. Now, here's a word from our sponsors. This episode of Stories Podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just launching a new venture or managing a successful business, Squarespace makes it possible to create a beautiful website and engage with your audience. And Squarespace makes it so easy to sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all on your terms. With Squarespace payments onboarding is fast and simple. Get started in just a few clicks and start receiving payments right away. It's even easy to invoice clients and create proposals, estimates and contracts, simplify your workflow and manage your business on one platform. Also, Squarespace has integrated SEO tools. Every Squarespace website is optimized to be indexed with meta descriptions, an auto generated sitemap, and more, so you show up more often to more people in global search engine results. Head to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch squarespace.com dragon to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, that's squarespace.com dragon for 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Thanks. Enjoy the episode Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Alice
Chapter 12 Alice's evidence here. Cried Alice, quite forgetting in the flurry of the moment how large she had grown in the last few minutes. And she jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over the jury box with the edge of her skirt, upsetting all of the journeymen onto the heads of the crowd below. And there they lay, sprawling about, reminding her very much of a globe of goldfish she had accidentally upset the week before. Oh, I beg your pardon. She exclaimed in a tone of great dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as she could, for the accident of the goldfish kept running in her head, and she had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected at once and put back into the jury box or they would die.
King
The trial cannot proceed, said the king.
Alice
In a very grave voice, until all.
King
The Jurymen are back in their proper places.
Alice
All, he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said so. Alice looked at the jury box and saw that in her haste she had put the lizard in head downwards, and the poor little thing was waving its tail about in a melancholy way. Being quite unable to move, she soon got it out again and put it right. Not that it signifies much, she said to herself. I should think it would be quite as much use in the trial one way up as the other. As soon as the jury had a little recovered from the shock of being upset and their slates and pencils had been found and handed back to them, they set to work very diligently to write out a history of the accident. All except the lizard, who seemed too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open, gazing up into the roof of the court.
King
What do you know about this business?
Alice
The king said to Alice. Nothing, said Alice. Nothing whatever, persisted the king. Nothing whatever, said Alice.
King
That's very important, the king said, turning to the jury.
Alice
They were just beginning to write this down on their slates when the White Rabbit interrupted. Unimportant, your Majesty means, of course, he said in a very respectful tone, but frowning and making faces at him as he spoke.
King
Unimportant, of course I meant, the king.
Alice
Hastily said, and went on to himself in an undertone, important.
King
Unimportant. Unimportant. Important.
Alice
As if he were trying which word sounded best. Some of the jury wrote it down important and some unimportant. Alice could see this as she was near enough to look over their slates. But it doesn't matter a bit, she thought to herself. At this moment the king, who had been for some time busily writing in his notebook, called out Silence and read.
King
Out from his book, Rule 42 all persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
Alice
Everybody looked at Alice. Im not a mile high, said Alice. You are, said the king. Nearly two miles high, added the Queen. Well, I shan't go at any rate, said Alice. Besides, that's not a regular rule. You invented it just now.
King
It's the oldest rule in the book, said the king.
Alice
Then it ought to be number one, said Alice. The king turned pale and shut his notebook hastily.
King
Consider your verdict, she he said to.
Alice
The jury in a low, trembling voice, there's more evidence to come yet. Please, your majesty, said the White Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry. This paper has just been picked up. What's in it? Said the Queen. I haven't opened it yet, said the White rabbit. But it seems to be a letter written by the prisoner. Toto somebody.
King
It must have been that, said the King. Unless it was written to nobody, which isn't usual, you know.
Alice
Who is it directed to? Said one of the jurymen. It isn't directed at all, said the White Rabbit. In fact, there's nothing written on the outside. He unfolded the paper as he spoke and added, it isn't a letter after all. It's a set of verses.
King
Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?
Alice
Asked another of the jurymen. No, they're not, said the White Rabbit. And that's the queerest thing about it. The jury all looked puzzled.
King
He must have imitated somebody else's hand, said the king.
Alice
The jury all brightened up again. Please, your majesty, said the knave. I didn't write it, and they can't prove that I did. There's no name signed at the end.
King
If you didn't sign it, said the King, that only makes the matter worse. You must have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your name like an honest person.
Alice
There was a general clapping of hands at this. It was the first really clever thing the King had said that day. That proves his guilt, of course, said the queen.
King
So off with his.
Alice
It doesn't prove anything of the sort, said Alice. Why, you don't even know what they're about.
King
Read them, said the king.
Alice
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. Where shall I begin, please, your majesty? He asked.
King
Begin at the beginning, the king said very gravely, and go on till you come to the end, then stop.
Alice
There was a dead silence in the court whilst the White Rabbit read out these verses. They told me you had been to her and mentioned me to him. She gave me a good character, but said I could not swim. He sent them word I had not gone. We know it to be true. If she should push the matter on, what would become of you? I gave her one, they gave him two, you gave us three or more. They all returned from him to you, though they were mine before. If I or she should chance to be involved in this affair, he trusts to you to set them free, exactly as we were. My notion was that you had been before she had this fit, an obstacle that came between him and ourselves, and it don't let him know she liked them best, for this must ever be a secret kept from all the rest between yourself and me.
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King
That'S the most important piece of evidence.
Alice
We'Ve heard yet, said the king, rubbing his hands.
King
So now let the jury, if any.
Alice
One of them can explain it, said Alice. She had grown so large in the last few minutes that she wasn't a bit afraid of interrupting him. I'll give him sixpence. I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it, the jury all wrote down on their slates.
King
She doesn't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.
Alice
But none of them attempted to explain the paper.
King
If there's no meaning in it, said the king, that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know, he went.
Alice
On, spreading out the verses on his knee and looking at them with one eye.
King
I seem to see some meaning in them after all, said I could not swim. You can't swim, can you?
Alice
He added, turning to the knave. The knave shook his head sadly. Do I look like it? He said, which he certainly did not, being made entirely of cardboard.
King
All right so far, said the king.
Alice
And he went on muttering over the verses to himself, we know it to be true.
King
That's the jury, of course. If she should push the matter on, that must be the Queen. What would become of you?
Alice
What indeed?
King
I gave her one. They gave him two.
Alice
Why, that must be what he did.
King
With the tarts, you know.
Alice
But it goes on. They all returned from him to you, said Alice.
King
Why, there they are, said the King.
Alice
Triumphantly, pointing to the tarts on the table.
King
Nothing can be clearer than that. Then again, before she had this fit. You never had fits, my dear, I.
Alice
Think, he said to the Queen. Never, said the Queen, furiously throwing an inkstand at the lizard as she spoke. The unfortunate little Bill had left off writing on his slate with one finger as he found it made no mark, but he now hastily began again, using the ink that was trickling down his face as long as it lasted.
King
Then the words don't fit you, said.
Alice
The King, looking round the court with a smile. There was a dead silence.
King
It's a pun, the King added in.
Alice
An angry tone, and everybody laughed.
King
Let the jury consider their verdict, the.
Alice
King said, for about the 20th time that day. No, no, said the Queen.
King
Sentence first, verdict afterwards.
Alice
Stuff and nonsense, said Alice loudly. The idea of having the sentence first. Hold your tongue, said the Queen, turning purple. I won't, said Alice.
King
Off with her head.
Alice
The Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. Who cares for you? Said Alice. She had grown to her full size by this time. You're nothing but a pack of cards. At this the whole pack rose up into the air and came flying down upon her. She gave a little scream, half of fright and half of anger, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some dead leaves that had fluttered down from the trees upon her face. Wake up, Alice dear, said her sister. Why, what a long sleep you've had. Oh, I've had such a curious dream, said Alice, and she told her sister as well as she could remember them, all these strange adventures of her that you have just been listening to. And when she had finished, her sister kissed her and said, it was a curious dream, dear, certainly, but now run into your tea, it's getting late. So Alice got up and ran off, thinking while she ran as well as she might, what a wonderful dream it had been. But her sister sat still just as she left her, leaning her head on her hand, watching the setting sun and thinking of little Alice and all her wonderful adventures, till she too began dreaming after a fashion. And this was her dream. First she dreamed about little Alice herself. Once again the tiny hands were clasped upon her knee and the bright eager eyes were looking up into hers. She could hear the very tones of her voice and see that odd little toss of her head to keep back the wandering hair that would always get into her eyes. And still as she listened, or seemed to listen, the whole place around her became alive with the strange creatures of her little sister's dream. The long grass rustled at her feet as the white rabbit hurried by, the frightened mouse splashed his way through the neighboring pool.
Amanda Weldon
She could hear the rattle of the.
Alice
Teacups as the March hare and his friends shared their never ending meal, and the shrill voice of the queen ordering off her unfortunate guests to execution. Once more the pig baby was sneezing on the duchess knee while plates and dishes crashed around it. Once more the shriek of the griffin, the squeaking of the lizard's slate pencil, and the choking of the suppressed guinea pigs filled the air mixed up with the distant sob of the miserable mock turtle. So she sat on with closed eyes and half believed herself in Wonderland, though she knew she had but to open them again and all would change to dull reality. The grass would be only rustling in the wind and the pool rippling to the waving of the reeds. The rattling teacups would change to tinkling sheep bells and the Queen's shrill cries to the voice of the shepherd boy and the sneeze of the baby. The shriek of the griffin and all the other strange noises would change, she knew, to the confused clamor of the busy farmyard while the lowing of the cattle in the distance would take the place of the mock turtle's heavy sobs. Lastly, she pictured to herself how the same little sister of hers would in the aftertime be herself a grown woman, and how she would keep through all her riper years the simple and loving heart of her childhood and how she would gather about her other little children and make their eyes bright and eager with many a strange tale, perhaps even with the dream of Wonderland of long ago, and how she would feel with all their simple sorrows and find a pleasure in all their simple joys, remembering her own child life and the happy summer days. The End.
Amanda Weldon
Today's story was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, a classic novel written for you by Lewis Carroll.
Alice
It was edited and produced for you.
Amanda Weldon
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Alice
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Amanda Weldon
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Release Date: March 12, 2025
Host: Amanda Weldon
Performed by: Amanda Weldon
Produced by: Andrew Martin
The episode opens with Alice finding herself amidst a chaotic courtroom scene. In her haste to move, she accidentally disrupts the jury box, causing jurymen to scatter like goldfish. Alice exclaims her concern, recalling a previous incident where she upset a globe of goldfish:
“Oh, I beg your pardon,” exclaims Alice (02:00).
She quickly attempts to rectify her mistake, showing her responsible nature despite the confusion.
As Alice joins the courtroom chaos, the King steps forward to declare that the trial cannot proceed until order is restored. He sternly addresses Alice:
“The trial cannot proceed,” says the King (02:46).
Alice observes that in her hurried movements, she inadvertently mishandled a juryman—a lizard—causing it distress. While she fixes the lizard, she muses to herself about the object's insignificance in the trial, reflecting her whimsical perspective on the proceedings.
The tension escalates when the White Rabbit introduces a puzzling piece of evidence:
“It's a set of verses,” explains the White Rabbit (06:15).
These verses, allegedly connected to the prisoner, are confusing and lack a clear direction or signature. The King, attempting to maintain control, insists:
“He must have imitated somebody else's hand,” asserts the King (06:26).
Despite the King’s assertion, the Queen challenges its validity, accusing the King of proving his guilt through his remarks:
“That proves his guilt, of course,” declares the Queen (06:50).
The Queen wields her authority harshly, demanding explanations and imposing arbitrary rules. When a rule states that anyone more than a mile high must leave the court, Alice questions its legitimacy:
“Besides, that's not a regular rule. You invented it just now,” retorts Alice (05:16).
The King reluctantly acknowledges the flaw in the rule but remains steadfast in his position, leading to further confrontation.
As the White Rabbit reads the ambiguous verses, the court remains silent, grappling to find meaning. The verses hint at misunderstandings and hidden motives:
“They all returned from him to you, though they were mine before,” reads the White Rabbit (07:25).
Alice challenges the significance of these verses, questioning their relevance and the lack of coherence in the evidence. Her skepticism fosters doubt among the jurymen and the ruling figures, showcasing her critical thinking amidst confusion.
Tensions reach a peak when Alice openly defies the Queen:
“Stuff and nonsense,” declares Alice loudly (12:14).
The Queen, enraged by Alice's interruption, orders her execution:
“Off with her head,” shouts the Queen (12:32).
In response, Alice grows to her full size, asserting her courage and diminishing the Queen's threats:
“You're nothing but a pack of cards,” confronts Alice (12:34).
The pack of cards reacts by attacking the Queen, culminating in Alice waking up from her vivid dream.
Alice finds herself back with her sister, who gently wakes her:
“Wake up, Alice dear,” says her sister (12:34).
Reflecting on her extraordinary dream, Alice shares her adventures, marveling at the fantastical events she experienced. Her sister listens attentively, later drifting into her own dreamscape inspired by Alice's tales.
The episode concludes with Alice’s sister dreaming of Wonderland, blending reality with the whimsical elements of Alice's story. Imagery from the dream paints a vivid picture of Wonderland coming to life around her, emphasizing the enduring impact of Alice’s adventures:
“The long grass rustled at her feet as the white rabbit hurried by,” narrates Amanda Weldon (14:35).
This seamless transition highlights the magical influence of storytelling and imagination.
In this chapter of "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," listeners journey through a tumultuous courtroom trial filled with absurdity, authority clashes, and Alice's unwavering courage. The episode masterfully blends classic storytelling with engaging narration, making it a captivating experience for both children and parents. As Alice navigates the chaotic Wonderland, themes of justice, authority, and individuality emerge, encouraging young listeners to think critically and stand up for themselves.
The story concludes with a heartwarming reflection on dreams and imagination, underscoring the timeless appeal of Lewis Carroll's beloved tale.
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