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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Chapter 8
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Andrew Martin
Hello. Welcome to Stories Podcast.
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Amanda Weldon
I'm your host, Amanda Weldon.
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Andrew Martin
Today's story is a chapter from Alice's.
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Amanda Weldon
Adventures in Wonderland, a classic novel written.
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Andrew Martin
For you by Lewis Carroll. We have Stories Podcast merch, available@storiespodcast.com shop. We're also on Cameo for all of your personalized video message needs. And don't forget to follow us on Instagram Stories Podcast. If you send us a drawing of your favorite scene or character, we'll share it on our feed. Now, here's a word from our sponsors. This episode of Stories Podcast is sponsored by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just launching a new venture or managing a successful business, Squarespace makes it possible to create a beautiful website and engage with your audience. And Squarespace makes it so easy to sell anything from products to content to time all in one place.
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Amanda Weldon
Enjoy the episode Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Chapter 8 the Queen's Croquet Ground A large rose tree stood near the entrance of the garden. The roses growing on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it busily painting them red. Alice thought this a very curious thing, and she went nearer to watch them, and just as she came up to them, she heard one of them say, look out now, Five, don't go splashing paint over me like that. I couldn't help it, said Five in a sulky tone. Seven jogged my elbow on which Seven looked up and said, that's right, Five always lay the blame on others. You'd better not talk, said Five. I heard the Queen say only yesterday, you deserve to be beheaded. What for? Said the one who had spoken first. That's none of your business, Two, said Seven. Yes, it is his business, said Five, and I'll tell him it was for bringing the cook tulip roots instead of onions. Seven flung down his brush and had just begun, well, of all the unjust things, when his eye chanced to fall upon Alice as she stood watching them, and he checked himself. Suddenly the others looked round also, and all of them bowed low. Would you tell me, please, said Alice, a little timidly, why you are painting those roses? 5 and 7 said nothing, but looked at 2. 2 began in a low voice, why, the fact is, you see, miss, this here ought to have been a red rose tree, and we put a white one in by mistake, and if the Queen was to find it out, we should have all our heads cut off, you know. So you see, miss, we're doing her best. Before she comes to. At this moment, Five, who had been anxiously looking across the garden, called out, the Queen. The Queen and the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their faces. There was a sound of many footsteps, and Alice looked round, eager to see the Queen. First came 10 soldiers carrying clubs. These were all shaped like the three gardeners, oblong and flat, with their hands and feet at the corners. Next the 10 courtiers. These were ornamented all over with diamonds, and walked two and two, as the soldiers did. After these came the royal children. There were 10 of them, and the little deers came jumping merrily along, hand in hand in couples. They were all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests, mostly kings and queens, and among them Alice recognized the White Rabbit. It was talking in a hurried, nervous manner, smiling at everything that was said, and went by without noticing her, then followed the Knave of Hearts, carrying the King's crown on a crimson velvet cushion. And last of all this grand procession came the King and Queen of Hearts. Alice was rather doubtful whether she ought not to lie down on her face like the three gardeners, or but she could not remember ever having heard of such a rule at processions. And besides, what would be the use of a procession, thought she, if people had to lie down on their faces so they couldn't see it? So she stood where she was and waited. When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and the Queen said severely, who is this? She said it to the Knave of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply. Idiot, said the Queen, tossing her head impatiently. And turning to Alice, she went on, what's your name, child? My name is Alice. So please, your majesty, said Alice very politely, but she added to herself, why, they're only a pack of cards, after all, I needn't be afraid of them. And who are these? Said the Queen, pointing to the three gardeners who were lying round the rose tree. For you see, as they were lying on their faces and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack, she could not tell whether they were gardeners or soldiers or courtiers, or three of her own children. How should I know? Said Alice, surprised at her own courage. It's no business of mine. The Queen turned crimson with fury, and after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, began screaming, off with her head. Off with her head. Nonsense. Said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent. The King laid his hand upon her arm and timidly said, consider, my dear, she's only a child. The Queen turned angrily away from him and said to the knave, turn them over. The knave did so very carefully with one foot. Get up. Said the Queen in a shrill, loud voice, and the three gardeners instantly jumped up and began bowing to the King, the Queen, the royal children, and everyone else. Leave off that. Screamed the queen, you make me giddy. And then, turning to the rose tree, she went on, what have you been doing here? May it please your majesty, said two in a very humble tone, going down on one knee as he spoke. We were trying. I see, said the Queen, who had meanwhile been examining the roses. Off with their heads. And the procession moved on, three of the soldiers remaining behind to execute the unfortunate gardeners who ran to Alice for protection. You shan't be beheaded, said Alice, and she put them into a large flower pot that stood near the three soldiers, wandered about for a minute or two looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the others. Are their heads gone? Shouted the Queen. Their heads are gone, if it please your majesty. The soldiers shouted in reply. That's right. Shouted the Queen. Can you play croquet? The soldiers were silent and looked at Alice, as the question was evidently meant for her. Yes. Shouted Alice. Come on then. Roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very much what would happen next. It's. It's a very fine day. Said a timid voice at her side. She was walking by the white rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face. Very. Said Alice. Where's the Duchess? Hush, hush, said the rabbit in a low, hurried tone. He looked anxiously over his shoulder as he spoke and then raised himself upon tiptoe, put his mouth close to her ear, and whispered, she's under sentence of execution. What for? Said Alice. Did you say, what a pity? The rabbit asked. No, I didn't, said Alice. I don't think it's at all a pity. I said, what for? She boxed the Queen's ears. The rabbit began. Alice gave a little scream of laughter. Oh, hush. The rabbit whispered in a frightened tone. The Queen will hear you. You see, she came rather late, and the Queen said, Get to your places. Shouted the Queen in a voice of thunder, and people began running about in all directions, tumbling up against each other. However, they got settled down in a minute or two and the game began. Now for a quick ad break.
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Andrew Martin
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Amanda Weldon
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Andrew Martin
Thanks. And now back to the story.
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Amanda Weldon
Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet ground in her life. It was all ridges and furrows. The croquet balls were live hedgehogs and the mallets live flamingos, and the soldiers had to double themselves up and stand on their hands and feet to make the arches. The chief difficulty, Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo. She succeeded in getting its body tucked away comfortably enough under her arm with its legs hanging down. But generally, just as she got its neck nicely straightened out and was going to give the hedgehog a blow with its head, it would twist itself round and look up in her face with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing. And when she had got its head down and was going to begin again, it was very provoking to find that the Hedgehog had unrolled itself and was in the act of crawling away. Besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in the way wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to. And as the doubled up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed. The players all played at once without waiting for turns, quarreling all the while and fighting for the hedgehogs. And in a very short time the Queen was in a furious passion and went stamping about and shouting, off with his head. Or off with her head about. Once in a minute Alice began to feel very uneasy. To be sure, she had not as yet had any dispute with the Queen, but she knew that it might happen any minute. And then, thought she, what would become of me? They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here. The great wonder is that there's anyone left alive. She was looking about for some way of escape and wondering whether she could get away without being seen, when she noticed a curious appearance in the air. It puzzled her very much at first, but after watching it a minute or two, she made it out to be a grin, and she thought to herself, it's the Cheshire Cat. Now I shall have somebody to talk to. How you getting on? Said the Cat, as soon as there was mouth enough for it to speak with. Alice waited till the eyes appeared and then nodded. It's no use speaking to it, she thought, till its ears have come, or at least one of them. In another minute the whole head appeared. And then Alice put down her flamingo and began an account of the game, feeling very glad she had someone to listen to her. The cat seemed to think that there was enough of it now in sight and no more of it appeared. I don't think they play at all fairly, Alice began in a rather complaining tone. And they all quarrel so dreadfully one can't hear oneself speak. And they don't seem to have any rules in particular. At least if there are, nobody attends to them. And you've no idea how confusing it is, all the things being alive. For instance, there's the arch I've got to go through next, walking about in the other end of the ground. And I should have croquetted the Queen's hedgehog just now, only it ran away when it saw mine coming. How do you like the Queen? Said the cat in a low voice. Not at all, said Alice. She's so extremely just. Then she noticed that the Queen was close behind her. Listening. So she went on, likely to win that, it's hardly worth finishing the game. The Queen smiled and passed on. Who are you talking to? Said the King, coming up to Alice and looking at the cat's head with great curiosity. It's a friend of mine, a Cheshire Cat, said Alice. Allow me to introduce it. I don't like the look of it at all, said the King. However, it may kiss my hand if it likes. I'd rather not, the cat remarked. Don't be impertinent, said the King, and don't look at me like that. He got behind Alice as he spoke. A cat may look at a king, the said Alice. I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where. Well, it must be removed, said the King very decidedly, and he called to the Queen, who was passing at the moment. My dear, I wish you would have this cat removed. The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. Off with his head, she said, without even looking around. I'll fetch the executioner myself, said the King eagerly, and he hurried off. Alice thought she might as well go back and see how the game was going on, as she heard the Queen's voice in the distance, screaming with passion. She had already heard her sentence three of the players to be executed for having missed their turns, and she did not like the look of things at all, as the game was in such confusion that she never knew whether it was her turn or not. So she went off in search of her hedgehog. The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other. The only difficulty was that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of the garden, where Alice could see it trying in a helpless sort of way to fly up into a tree. By the time she had caught the flamingo and brought it back, the fight was over and both the hedgehogs were out of sight. But it doesn't matter much, thought Alice, as all the arches are gone from this side of the ground, so she tucked it away under her arm that it might not escape again, and went back to have a little more conversation with her friend. When she got back to the Cheshire Cat, she was surprised to find quite a large crowd collected round it. There was a dispute going on between the executioner, the King and the Queen, who were all talking at once, while the rest were quite silent and looked very uncomfortable. The moment Alice appeared, she was appealed by all three to settle the question, and they repeated their arguments to her, though as they all spoke at once, she found it very hard to make out exactly what they said. The Executioner's argument was that you couldn't cut off a head unless there was a body to cut it off from, that he had never had to do such a thing before, and he wasn't going to begin at his time of life. The King's argument was that anything that had a head could be beheaded, and that you weren't to talk nonsense. The Queen's argument was that if something wasn't done about it in less than no time, she'd have everybody executed all round. It was this last remark that made the whole party look so grave and anxious, Alice could think of nothing else to say but it belongs to the Duchess. You'd better ask her about it. She's in prison. The Queen said to the executioner, fetch her here. And the executioner went off like an arrow. The cat's head began fading away the moment he was gone, and by the time he had come back with the Duchess, it had entirely disappeared. So the King and the Executioner ran wildly up and down looking for it, while the rest of the party went back to the game. Today's story was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, a classic novel written for you by Lewis Carroll. It was edited and produced for you by Andrew Martin and performed for you by me, Amanda Weldon.
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Andrew Martin
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Amanda Weldon
Thanks for listening.