DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025

Summary

Story Pirates Podcast: "DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025" Summary

Release Date: April 14, 2025

The Story Pirates Podcast, renowned for transforming children's stories into engaging sketch comedies and catchy songs, presents a special spring break episode titled "DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025." Hosted by the charismatic DJ Squirm-a-Lot, this episode blends humorous narratives with creative musical performances, all inspired by the imaginative tales of young storytellers.

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1. Introduction to the Mixtape

The episode kicks off with DJ Squirm-a-Lot enthusiastically greeting listeners:

[01:05] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “What up squirmy wormies? It's your worm, DJ Squirm a lot. The world's most famous DJ who happens to be a worm.”

He sets the stage for a vibrant mixtape, hinting at exciting tunes and adventures ahead.

2. The Quest to Take Peter on Vacation

DJ Squirm-a-Lot reveals his observation of Peter, a fellow Story Pirate who appears disengaged:

[03:07] Lee: “Oh, hey, DJ Squirmalot. Did you need something?”

[03:10] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “I have something for you. How would you like to go on vacation?”

Initially hesitant, Lee expresses his preference for staying home:

[03:38] Lee: “Yeah, I know it's spring break and everything, but I prefer to stay at home and laminate old restaurant menus.”

Undeterred, DJ Squirm-a-Lot insists on taking Peter to Squirm World, his branded theme park:

[03:39] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “Peter, we're headed out of town and I won't take no for an answer.”

3. Introducing Squirm World

Upon embarking on the journey, Lee is transported to Squirm World, an elaborate theme park themed around DJ Squirm-a-Lot's worm persona. The park boasts attractions like the Squirma Wheel and the thrilling roller coaster, Wormageddon.

[09:17] Lee: “Wow. DJ Squirmalot, there are pictures of you everywhere.”

[10:14] Lee: “It's the number one worm-themed roller coaster in the world. It's called Wormageddon. What do you think? Think, Peter.”

4. Lee’s Fear of Roller Coasters

As DJ Squirm-a-Lot extols the virtues of Wormageddon, Lee reveals his apprehension:

[21:14] Lee: “I'm too scared to go. I'm the Wormageddon.”

DJ Squirm-a-Lot acknowledges Lee's fear, fostering a moment of vulnerability:

[21:37] Lee: “It really is.”

[21:42] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “And who am I to say if it's actually safe? It might not be.”

This candid exchange highlights the episode's blend of humor and heartfelt moments.

5. Musical Interludes: Stories Brought to Life

Throughout the episode, Story Pirates features songs based on stories submitted by young listeners. Each musical piece is seamlessly integrated into the narrative, enriching the overall experience.

a. "Penguin Office" by Eric ([06:09] - [08:52])

A whimsical tale of penguins running an office, showcasing teamwork and creativity:

Eric’s Lyrics: “Penguins run the office, it's Penguin office, yeah we run the office.”

b. "You Make No Sense" by Luke ([12:11] - [22:02])

A humorous exploration of miscommunication between a child and his mother, emphasizing the importance of expression and understanding:

Luke’s Lyrics: “You make no sense. This gibberish is out of hand.”

c. "Mad Piano Player" by Keenan ([28:27] - [33:34])

The story of a prodigious piano player whose extraordinary skills mesmerize a king, blending ambition with magical realism:

Keenan’s Lyrics: “He played so well and so fast and so hard that the piano exploded and the king fainted.”

d. "Fun Crazy Weird Hair Store" by Sylvie ([33:59] - [39:07])

An imaginative journey through a quirky hair salon, celebrating individuality and creativity:

Sylvie’s Lyrics: “Weird hair store if you need a change, come on down to the Fun Crazy Weird Hair store.”

e. "Gold Tiara" by Sydney ([41:56] - [44:57])

An epic adventure of two children fulfilling a prophecy to save their parents and restore peace, rich with fantasy elements:

Sydney’s Story: “Colette and Nathaniel saved their parents and the world. Five golden pieces turned back into one. The darkness was banished.”

f. "Frank the Monster Who Wasn't Scary" by Jonah ([45:46] - End)

A heartwarming narrative of a monster overcoming his fears to join a band, illustrating themes of self-acceptance and courage:

Jonah’s Lyrics: “If you can't dance, then you can sing.”

6. Skipping the Roller Coaster: Choosing a Mud Milkshake

Opting out of the intimidating Wormageddon, DJ Squirm-a-Lot and Lee decide to enjoy a fun alternative:

[22:29] Lee: “My name is Frank the Monster. Thank you everybody for coming out tonight to the annual haunted house party.”

This decision leads to another delightful musical segment, maintaining the episode's lively tempo.

7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts

As the mixtape draws to a close, DJ Squirm-a-Lot reflects on the shared experiences and creative stories:

[44:57] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “That last song was the Gold Tiara written by Sydney, a nine-year-old in Delaware. And sadly, we've reached the final song of today's mixtape.”

He extends well wishes to listeners, whether they vacationed or stayed home, encapsulating the spirit of spring break:

[45:46] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “I hope your spring break was wonderful whether you vacation or staycation. This last track was written by a third grader in California named Jonah and it's called Frank the Monster who Wasn't Scary. DJ Squirmalot out.”

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Notable Quotes from the Episode

• DJ Squirm-a-Lot on Branding:

  [04:45] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “DJ Squirmalot is a 360 brand. There is no consumer-facing area of the market that DJ Squirmalot is not a part of.”

• Lee’s Honest Admission:

  [21:14] Lee: “I'm too scared to go. I'm the Wormageddon.”

• Sydney’s Epic Conclusion:

  [44:57] DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “Colette and Nathaniel saved their parents and the world. Five golden pieces turned back into one. The darkness was banished.”

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Final Thoughts

"DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Spring Break Mixtape 2025" masterfully combines storytelling and music, showcasing the boundless creativity of young minds. Through its engaging narratives and catchy tunes, the episode not only entertains but also imparts valuable lessons on courage, creativity, and the importance of embracing one's uniqueness. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the Story Pirates universe, this spring break special promises laughter, inspiration, and a dash of magical whimsy.

Transcript

[Lee]

Hey, story pirates podcast listeners. Lee here today we have a very special spring break episode for you. Another slamming mixtape from DJ Squirmalot. Coming up right after a few words for the grown ups.

[Gabby]

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[DJ Squirmalot]

What up squirmy wormies? It's your worm, DJ Squirm a lot. The world's most famous dj who happens to be a worm. Here to wish you a happy spring break. And as usual, I have an incredible mixtape of tunes for you for your road trips and vacations. And speaking of vacations, I actually have a vacation planned myself. No, not for me and definitely not for Lee. A vacation for Peter. That's right, Peter. I know, I know. Usually I interact with Lee on these mixtape episodes, but recently I was hanging out with all the story pirates backstage after one of my laptop DJ sets and I noticed something about Peter. All he was doing was hovering around the catering table and trying not to look like he was just eating all the charcuterie himself. I tried to strike up a conversation with him, but Peter didn't really have anything to say. I even asked him a bunch of questions about his life and he just couldn't find anything to make small talk about. And that's when I realized Peter needs a vacation. He quite literally hasn't had enough life experiences when he's not surrounded by the other story pirates. And those other story pirates probably underestimate him. Peter is a three dimensional person with many interests and competencies. I just know it. So I'm taking him on a vent vacation. Peter, get in here.

[Lee]

Oh, hey, DJ Squirmalot. Did you need something?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Actually, I have something for you.

[Lee]

You do?

[DJ Squirmalot]

How would you like to go on vacation?

[Lee]

A vey what shun vacation.

[DJ Squirmalot]

You know, travel to a far off destination. A brand new experience. A time for excitement and relaxation in equ.

[Lee]

Oh, thank you, but I'm good.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Good.

[Lee]

Yeah, I know it's spring Break and everything, but I prefer to stay at home and laminate old restaurant menus.

[DJ Squirmalot]

You have your own laminator?

[Lee]

Yep. I love to laminate old menus and just look at them. And the lamination means that I won't ruin them when I inevitably spill sauce on them.

[DJ Squirmalot]

This is even worse than I thought. Peter, we're headed out of town and I won't take no for an answer.

[Lee]

O hey, sure. Where are we going?

[DJ Squirmalot]

That's the good part. Peter, I'm about to blow your mind.

[Lee]

Ooh.

[DJ Squirmalot]

In fact, you better sit down so you don't fall over when you hear where I'm taking you.

[Lee]

Okay, sure. Okay, I'm ready. Tell me, DJ Squirmalot, where are we going?

[DJ Squirmalot]

I'm taking you to Squirm World.

[Lee]

What?

[DJ Squirmalot]

World?

[Lee]

What's Squirm World?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Did you just ask what's Squirm World?

[Lee]

Yeah, I never heard of it.

[DJ Squirmalot]

It's only the number one DJ Squirmalot branded theme park in the world.

[Lee]

You have your own theme park?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Of course I do. Peter. DJ Squirmalot is a 360 brand. There is no consumer facing area of the market that DJ Squirmalot is not a part of. I have live concerts, I have albums, I have a streaming show. I even am about to have a ton pony figurine all my own.

[Lee]

I thought you were just a laptop dj.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Just a laptop dj? Try the greatest DJ in the world. Who also happens to be a worm and has a 360 brand.

[Lee]

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

[DJ Squirmalot]

You really are as bad as Lee, aren't you? Maybe I should take him to Squirm World.

[Lee]

No, take me. I'm sorry.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Fine. Well, pack your bags, Peter. We're leaving now.

[Lee]

Sure, I'll just grab a toothbrush. Be right back. Sigh.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Poor Peter. He's so sheltered. He's never even heard about Squirm World. Well, while he's getting his toothbrush, why don't we get started with today's mixtape listeners? Here's our first track from a third grader in Virginia beach named Eric. Here's how Penguin Office became a thing.

[Lee]

I've got a really neat idea. It's an idea that's gonna make a million bucks or more. We'll make an office. An office. An office. A store? No, an office. We got some construction to do. And who's gonna work in this office? I said who's gonna work in this awesome office? I said who's gon gonna work, work, work in this office? Okay, it's Been two months. I've saved enough money to build this office. Let's do this. We run the office Penguins run the office It's Penguin office, yeah we run the office Penguins run the office It's Penguin office, yeah I've been going through the plans and it's gonna be like nothing anyone has seen there's krill inside the I for everyone we get to work I modded a keyboard to fit your finger we get to work the corporate laptops come in black or white we get to work I made an ice loop to help you get around more efficiently and the fish is your feet we run the office Penguins run the office it's penguin office, yeah we run the office Penguins run the office It's Penguin office, yeah I've never felt so alive before I used to be so bored waddling around the shore but now I got a job A reason to exist My life has a purpose. My purpose is to work, to work in this office this office for me Wee. We run the office Penguins run the office It's Penguin office, yeah we run the office Penguins run Penguin office It's Penguin office, yeah Penguin office, yeah Invite all your penguin friends Penguin office, yeah they'll invite their penguin friends Penguin office They'll invite their penguin friends Penguin office So on and so on and so on Penguin office Until we're full of orchid Penguins Penguin office I want to hear you say it Penguin A prince. Good. I want to hear you say it can say it I want to hear you say it we run the office Banquet from the office It's Penguin Office Air.

[DJ Squirmalot]

It'S the Story Pirate spring break mixtape. And I'm your host, DJ Squirm. A Lot. And that was Penguin Office. But before we get to the next song, Peter, you can open your eyes.

[Lee]

Whoa. Where are we?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Welcome to Squirm World, Peter. It's the world's first theme park designed by worms for humans.

[Lee]

Wow. DJ Squirmalot, there are pictures of you everywhere.

[DJ Squirmalot]

That's branding 101, Peter.

[Lee]

There's so much here. I see a giant Ferris wheel called the Squirma Wheel.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Beautiful, isn't it?

[Lee]

Over there. Is that a huge swimming pool full of dirt?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Yep. It's like a wave pool, but, you know, with dirt.

[Lee]

Is that safe?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Ooh, good point. We may need to rethink that one.

[Lee]

Look over there. It's someone in a DJ Squirmalot character costume. Hey, kids. It's me, DJ Squirmalot. Don't forget to smash that space bar.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Scram, fella. You're talking to the real D.J. squirm. Squirm a lot.

[Lee]

I am so sorry, Mr. A lot. I'll just go. I can't believe all these amazing things that Squirm World has.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Aren't you forgetting something?

[Lee]

Uh, no. That's pretty much everything.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Peter. No. Right in front of you. It's the number one worm themed roller coaster in the world. It's called Wormageddon. What do you think? Think, Peter.

[Lee]

Gulp.

[DJ Squirmalot]

I can tell by that gulp that you're very impressed.

[Lee]

I am.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Let me tell you more about it. You see, Wormageddon is on the cutting edge of worm themed roller coasters. Get ready to board a giant high speed super worm that journeys deep underground.

[Lee]

Okay.

[DJ Squirmalot]

First, you're launched at 175 miles per hour into simulated dirt. Like a worm diving into soil, each of the segmented worm body cars wiggles independently to simulate real worm movements.

[Lee]

Wow.

[DJ Squirmalot]

And now the big climax. A 90 degree free fall called Wormhole that takes you into a simulated worm burrow, complete with animatronic bugs, glowing mushrooms, and finally, a corkscrew through a glowing Geode Cavern.

[Lee]

D.J. squirm a lot.

[DJ Squirmalot]

And of course the whole thing is soundtracked by my incredible beats.

[Lee]

That all sounds great, but I have to tell you something.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Can we cut the line? Of course we can. I have the Squirm Pass which allows us to cut in front of everyone.

[Lee]

DJ Squirmala, listen to me.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Sorry, Peter. I just got a little caught up in describing this groundbreaking roller coaster that I'm extremely proud of. What was it you wanted to tell me?

[Lee]

I'm afraid of roller coasters.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Uh, oh, well. Squirmy wormies. While I process this information, how about we check out another track? This one's by a 10 year old in Colorado named Luke. And it's called you make no sense.

[Lee]

Honey, breakfast. Coming, Mom. I love talking in a a weird way A weird way I know it makes my mother sigh My teachers cry My friends go crazy but it's so fun to have a weird day A weirdo I gotta be myself and that is why I see my mom and tell her G M M I L Y G M M I L Y Son, what are you. What are you saying? This weird spelling game you're playing. I thought you said you wouldn't do that anymore. Mom, just listen carefully. You know my words are true. G M M I L Y means Good morning, Mom. I love you, son. I love you too. But that makes no sense. That makes no sense. You make no sense. This gibberish is out of hand. I can't begin. You understand. Makes no sense. It makes no sense. You make no sense. I used to find it funny, but I'm over in a hurry. It's just getting too intense. You make no sense. No sense. Make no sense. You're gonna miss the bus. Okay, Mom. See you after school. All right, everybody, take your seats. Open up your science books and turn to page 42. Today we're learning about land. Can anyone describe a plateau? Raise my hand. Of course. Cause I know. Yes, you. And back there in the striped shirt. Striped. A P I L a M B I I F O T and I I N a T A a M G. Obviously I'm saying a plateau is like a mountain, but it is flat on top and it is not as tall as a mountain. That's actually a pretty good explanation. But wait. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. You make no sense. You antics drive me off the wall. Go wait for me out in the hall. It makes no sense. It makes no sense. You make no sense. I know you think you're funny, But I'm not paid enough money to take tubes at my expense. You make no sense. Makes no sense. Makes no sense. Thanks for meeting with me, Mr. And Mrs. Kidd. Thanks for seeing us. The principal. Your son's always talking weirdly. He needs to stop. We know. The principal. Son. It's gotten completely out of hand. What do you have to say for yourself? H I W N S I W N S N M W Y S. I'm sorry, kid. I just. I just don't understand what you're saying. They need to understand this part. Hey, I will not stop. I will never stop, no matter what you say. Hey, I will not stop. I will never stop, no matter what you say. Wait a minute. Talking normally feels great. I will never go back to talking all weird. Oh, honey, we're not saying you should never be weird. Just sometimes it's important to understand what you say. You mean talk weird sometimes and talk normal other times? What do you think? The principal? Well, to be perfectly serious, that all makes sense. That all makes sense. Yes, it makes sense. You've gotta be the way you feel. Just maybe sometimes. Keep it real. I've been so dense. I've been so. So let's commence to find the perfect half and half of normal and what makes us laugh. Then life won't be so tense. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. It all makes sense. It all makes I a m a sense. Wanted a pet like a dog or A cat. But mom and dad said you can't have that. No furry friends in this house. And that's a rule. They'll always come. And I had to obey. But still I thought there must be a way Open the freezer. And I pulled out something cool. My pet ice cube is thrilling. My pet ice cube is chilling. My pet ice cube is here to play. My cube frisky and frozen. It's the friend that I've chosen. My pet straight from the freezer tray. And I named it Janny Panic the cannock Panic Yannick Janny Panic the jannock Panic Yannick Janny Panic Mechanic Panic Yannick. That's a really weird name. I know. A block of ice is a kid's best friend. We'd laugh and play till the day would end. Slip it and sliding fetchin in the flurry. Hey. This is so much fun. Our days were packed with the best ice capades. We sled and skate with no need for blades. Better than any normal pet that's furry. That's what I've been saying. But one cold day as the rain turned to sleet My mom and dad they turned up the heat. The house got warm and my cubes started to worry. My bed ice cube is sweating from the thermostat setting. My bed ice cube's becoming blue. I'm melting the world. It got hotter and hotter. My ice turned into water. My pet turned to a bowl of soup. It awful Channy Panic the cannock Panic Panic Janny Panic the cannock panic. Panic Janny Panic the cannon Panic Cannock ice cubes don't melt away. I'll try. All of a sudden a big molly yarn appeared floating in the sky. It flew down and tied up my family. Where did this yarn come from? We were stuck. We were wrapped. We were trapped. I g a tearful goodbye. But then my ice cube showed up and set us free. Yes he. Now we see your pet ice cube's a hero. Your pet from the sub Zero. Your pet ice cube has saved the day. See, I told you she'd keep me around. Jenny Patty Mechanic Panic. Jenny Panic the Panic Panic Panic Jenny Panic the panic. Panic Panic Jenny Panic the panic. Panic Panic Jenny Panic. Just so cold. You're so cold. Jenny Panic the cannon. Jenny Panic the cold. It's a really weird name. A really weird name. It's cool. Yeah.

[DJ Squirmalot]

What up squirmy wormies? It's the story Pirate Spring Break Mixape. And I'm your host DJ Squirm a lot. And that was the boy who had A pet ice cube written by five year old Noah in New York.

[Lee]

DJ Squirma Lot. I'm so sorry. I'm too scared to go. I'm the Wormageddon.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Peter. Yes, I think.

[Lee]

Oh no.

[DJ Squirmalot]

That you. Here he comes. Are very brave, huh? Peter, the only thing braver than being willing to ride Wormageddon is being brave enough to admit that you're not brave enough to ride Wormageddon.

[Lee]

It is? Yes.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Wormageddon is legit terrifying.

[Lee]

It really is.

[DJ Squirmalot]

And who am I to say if it's actually safe? It might not be.

[Lee]

Wait, you really don't know if it's safe?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Not my job, Peter. Anyway, I'm proud of you for admitting you're too scared to ride it.

[Lee]

Thanks, DJ Squirmalot.

[DJ Squirmalot]

And now we have a great excuse to skip the roller coaster and go get a mud milkshake right away.

[Lee]

Ooh, that's so clever. It's called mud milkshake, but I bet it's actually made out of chocolate, right? What do you mean like the mud? It's actually chocolate, right?

[DJ Squirmalot]

Why would that be the case?

[Lee]

Because instead of mud, it's chocolate. The mud, it's chocolate. Because otherwise you'd have to eat mud.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Which is a problem. Why?

[Lee]

You know what? Forget it. I'm excited. Woo hoo.

[DJ Squirmalot]

And while we cut the line with our Scrimpass, let's play you listeners another hot track from a 10 year old also named Luke in Tennessee. Here, here's the chess master. Once upon a time, there was a kid that dreamed of being the best chess person ever. The best chess person ever. He played every day of the year, even if the air conditioning wasn't working. Once upon a time, there was a kid that dreamed of being the best chess person ever. The best chess person ever. He played every day of the year.

[Lee]

When Nancy air conditioning wasn't working.

[DJ Squirmalot]

The next day when he went to school, he saw a poster and it said, a chess tournament coming up tomorrow, better be ready. So all that afternoon he played chess with his dad. Then the next day, he's the best chess person ever. Saw the kid the next day bragging to his friends that he played every day and really good at chess. So then they decided to play each other. Sadly, I lost. But I still became friends with him. I don't do it because I had a new friend.

[Lee]

I had a new friend. I don't do it. I had a new friend. I don't do it because I had a new friend.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Once upon a time, there was a kid that dreamed of being the best chess person ever. The best chess person ever. He played every day of the year when NC air conditioning wasn't working.

[Lee]

Once upon a time there was a.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Kid that dreamed of being the best chess person ever.

[Lee]

The best chess person ever.

[DJ Squirmalot]

He played every day of the year when Nancy air conditioning wasn't working.

[Lee]

The end. Mmm, this milkshake is really something.

[DJ Squirmalot]

I knew you'd like it. Peter okay my squirmy wormies, we'll be right back after these quick words for the grown ups.

[Lee]

More grass than you'd think.

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[DJ Squirmalot]

All right, squirmy wormies, let's keep the party going with another hot track from 8 year old Keenan in Dubai. Here's the mad piano player.

[Lee]

One day there was a little boy born with a certain hunger and a certain flare. For he trained and he learned and he grew up to be a mad piano player. Not mad like angry. I'm talking mad like he has mad skills. Yeah, he practiced so much that his fingers would swell and blow up with muscles. One day his mom received a message and it came from the palace of the king. We're looking for a piano player who can play everything. We need a mad, mad, mad piano player. You're one that can play for the king. Mad, mad piano player Majesty. So the kid headed straight to the palace in a super fast Bugatti. FYI, that's a really fast car. When he got to the palace, he was welcomed with the big parade. There were dancers and jesters and peasants in the streets and they all shouted his name. Mad piano player. At last he came to the king. King said, play me one of your best piano pieces. Well, he had a secret special piece he never played for anyone. So instead he played his piece from the fourth grade. The king was very impressed. Mmm, yes, that was quite delightful. But can you play something even better? Well, he did didn't want to play his special secret song, so he played his masterpiece from eighth grade. He's playing so many notes and they're all just flowing together. Oh, look, the king really likes this one. Delightful. Is the concession stand open? Shh. What? Oh, sorry. He's a mad, mad, mad piano playing. The king was thrilled. But he wanted a musical player. So the kid played a piece from the 10th grade. Ooh, it's so dramatic. His fingers are moving so fast. This is a very fine performance. As he played, smoke came from the keys. As he played, smoke came from the keys. The king was so excited that he pondered and he wondered. My boy, do you have a secret song? Well, I do, but why? Did someone tell you? No, no, no. I just sort of got that vibe from you. I'll play any song you want, your majesty, but I prefer to keep my secret song my own special secret. Oh, I totally get it. The only thing is, if you do not play it, I will throw you in the dust. Oh, who put that vase there? Okay, here goes. Is he grabbing an electric piano? I don't think electricity has been invented yet. Where did he grab an organ from? He's like maybe pucking slow. He's gonna play all three at the same time. Yes, William, play that piano. Yes. He played so well and so fast and so hard that the piano exploded and the king fainted. I guess he really did end up being a.

[DJ Squirmalot]

It's the Story Pirates spring break mixtape. And I'm your host, DJ Square Milan. A square and square man Wormies. Here's another hot track for you from nine year old Sylvie in New Jersey. It's the Fun Crazy Weird hair store.

[Lee]

If you need a new look, come on down to the Fun Crazy weird hair store. Weird hair store if you need a change come on down to the Fun Crazy weird hair store. My name is Sylvia and I'm on my way to go get my hair done.

[DJ Squirmalot]

This is my friend.

[Lee]

Hey girl. She's coming with me. Cause it'll be so much fun. We're leaving the house at 9:00am yeah, we're gonna take a ride. Oh wow, it's 2:00. It took so long to get here. Let's go inside. Hey you. Welcome to the Fun Crazy Weird hair store. It's fun, crazy and weird. So what can we do for you today?

[DJ Squirmalot]

We'd like the full treatment, please.

[Lee]

Did you say full treatment? Ooh la la. Well, first we're going to wash your hair. Yay. All right, now put on your bathing suits. Cause we're going to go to the spray park. If you need a new look Come on down to the Fun Crazy weird hair store. Weird hair store if you need chains come on down down to the fun crazy weed hair store. We're at the spray park playing in the water to get our hair wet. It's time to go ladies. You need to dry your hair. Don't you forget we're gonna bounce, bounce, bounce to try our hair on this giant trampoline My hair feels new My hair feels so shiny so fresh and clean Ladies, take a break from singing for a moment and sit in these bumpy chairs. Wow, these are fun. May I offer you sparkling water or coffee? You don't drink coffee. We're kids. Sorry about that. I own a business and my body is made entirely out of caffeine. Now take a deep breath and relax because the robots will be here and 15 minutes. We are the robots. We're gonna do your hair and take you for a world we're gonna flip and twist those lines Give you a bouncy curl Give you a bouncy curl me up. I feel so pretty. So do I. Our hair looks so beautiful it makes us want a happy cry Happy cry.

[DJ Squirmalot]

If you need a new look Come.

[Lee]

Down to the fun Crazy Weird Hair store Weird hair store if you need a change Come down to the fun Crazy Weird Hair store They're leaving you a five star review. Why thank you, Sylvia and Sylvia's friend. Now let's say that that'll be, oh, 5,000 million dollars. What? Plus 10. Wow. My mom only gave us a 20. Uh oh, awkward. I'm gonna put this on my mom's credit card. It's worth it. If you need a new look Come on down to the fun Crazy Weird Hair store Weird hair store if you need a change Come on down to the fun Crazy Weird Hair store Weird hair store have you heard of a prophecy foretold a warlock splits the tiara of gold. The split will plunge the world into night. Would the tiara gold back together and bring back the light. But there was more from the prophecy. Your sight. The one thing the warlock tried her best to fight. Beloved by parents, a boy and a girl. Boy born into darkness escaped to save the world. Celeste was the name of the land and emperors the war crazy evil plan. At the precise moment she split the diadem than you were born. Their destiny at hand. But the dark warlock Ambrose had heard of this prophecy.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Two mere children cannot stop me from fulfilling my dark purpose.

[Lee]

After all, how could the prophecy be.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Fulfilled by sin beloved by their parents.

[Lee]

If they have no parents at all? So Ambrose took Colette and Nathaniel's parents in the dead of night and then set out to scatter the pieces of the golden tiara across Felicity so that no one could find them. All seemed but hopeless for the land of Felicity. But the two children, Colette and Nathaniel, had other ideas. Colette are you thinking what I'm thinking? That we should train day and night so we can recover the pieces of the tiara, save our parents and rescue the town. I was gonna say lunch, but that works too. Let's. The first piece of the tiara was in the enchanted lake, guarded by a fearsome horde of super evil sea snakes. I know how to train snakes. So clap. Don't worry. I'll train those snakes to bring a tiara piece to me. And the prophecy? Their destiny fulfilled. The next piece was guarded by a dragon in her cave. But Colette knew that ice cream was the dragon's name. I bought you some mint chips, vanilla and chocolate too. Thanks, Colette. I'll give this tiara piece to you and the press may see their destiny fulfilled. The third piece was in the Cyclops.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Ey.

[Lee]

Somebody get this out of my eye. It kind of felt so. The cyclops was starting to cry. It stings just like a bee. We'll help you get it free. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. The fur piece recovered only two to go. Time to save their parents and defeat the warlock Ambrose. The fourth piece was guarded by the wizard in the town. To put the piece inside is one of mystical renown. As our heroes prepared for the confrontation, the wizard came outside with this declaration. There you go. You two seem nice.

[DJ Squirmalot]

Thanks.

[Lee]

And the prophecy? Organs are me fulfilled. Wait. Colette and Nathaniel, take this enchanted egg from the Tree of Power. Okay. And this knight's steed. Are you sure? Yeah, he. He doesn't need it. Come get a new one, wizard. Why are you helping us? Because Ambrose is evil. And I know that you and Nathaniel will use the golden tiara's powers for good. Now ride and get the fifth piece of the tiara from Ambrose herself. Onward. Good luck. Oh, here we are at Ambrose's castle. There's no turning back now. Clay side. We have four pieces. We need five. Face us. Fight us. You will see we are the ones from the prophecy. An embroider cast a spell she cried this world's farewell. Behind the siblings came a swell. It was the lizard and the dragon and the cyclops and well, the time had come for Colette and Nathaniel to fulfill their destiny with the help of the friends they'd made along the way. The battle had begun. Ambrose cast a spell. Nathaniel dodged it. Well, the dragon breathed fire But Ambrose just flew higher. Ambrose waved her staff. He slipped the wizard's wand in half. The cyclops swung his fist at Ambrose. What? He missed. But Ambrose dropped us down. Blood. And Nathaniel. Laptop. He's Just waiting for them. Mom, dad. Nathaniel. Colette. You did it. We love you so much. Have you heard of a prophecy fulfilled? I have. Colette and Nathaniel saved their parents and the world. That's right. So five golden pieces turned back into one. The darkness was banished. The battle with Ambrose was done. The love from their parents was with them all along. Support from their family and friends up day strong. Oh, I forgot to tell you about the enchanted egg. Turns out it made an awesome omelette that they ate for days. The love the sea tastes.

[DJ Squirmalot]

It's the story Pirates spring break mixtape and I'm your host, DJ Square Milan. A square square man. Squirmies. That last song was the Gold Tiara written by Sydney, a nine year old in Delaware. And sadly, we've reached the final song of today's mixtape. I hope your spring break was wonderful whether you vacation or staycation. This last track was written by a third grader in California named Jonah and it's called Frank the Monster who Wasn't Scary. DJ Squirmalot out.

[Lee]

My name is Frank the Monster. Thank you everybody for coming out tonight to the annual haunted house party. I love you too, Wyatt. I just want to take a second to acknowledge that one year ago I never would have dreamed of being on this. And here I am playing with the Mad Zombies. All right, all right. We're the Mad Zombies. And this is the story of how I joined the band. Hate it. Dracula. I love a good house party. I really love a good haunted house party. And at this one particular haunted house party, a miraculous thing did occur. Dracula was the DJ and this super cool band was about to play. Everybody rushed to the stage. But I stayed put in my place. Cause when I dance I fall apart. I'm usually with my buddies at the snack bar. Tonight could be a brand new start. Said a voice from within where my heart used to be it said if you can't dance, if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance then you can if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance then you can sing, sing. I had an epiphany Sing, sing now. I wanted more than anything to sing. Before I could think, before I could talk I noticed that someone familiar was walking my way Coming from the stage it was a member of the band that was about to play. He said, our late singer is absent can you take his place? I said okay. But when I dance I fall apart I'm usually with my bites at the snack bar Tonight could be a brand new start we have the same when you join the Mad Zombies it goes if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance then you can if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance if you can't dance then you can sing, sing, sing. I wanted more than anything to sing sing and that's exactly what I did. More than anything if you can't dancing thanks everybody. We're the Mad Zombies. Good night.