Story Pirates – DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Mixtape 2025

Release Date: November 25, 2025
Host: DJ Squirm-a-Lot (with Lee and the Story Pirates crew)

Episode Overview

This Thanksgiving-themed episode is a musical mixtape adventure, hosted by DJ Squirm-a-Lot (the world’s greatest DJ—who also happens to be a worm). Designed to entertain kids and families as they travel during Thanksgiving week, DJ Squirm-a-Lot attempts to enjoy a relaxing holiday trip to Miami, only to experience comically escalating travel woes. Interspersed with the ongoing comedic narrative are a collection of original songs and sketches, each inspired by stories written by imaginative young authors from around the world.

Key Discussion Points & Episode Structure

1. Thanksgiving Travel: DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Miami Adventure

Starts: 01:42

• DJ Squirm-a-Lot introduces the mixtape, revealing he’s on a plane bound for a warm Miami Thanksgiving.

• The mood is set for a relaxing vacation… but immediate travel frustrations emerge, like endless takeoff delays and wacky flight crew antics.

• Recurring gags include a persistently cheerful flight attendant (revealed to be Lee from Story Pirates!) and absurd updates on the plane’s spot in line for takeoff.

  Notable Moment:

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “We’re escaping the cold by going somewhere warm and sunny. Somewhere we can sit on the beach and lay by the pool and sip frozen dirt drinks. We’re going to Miami, baby fam.” (01:56)

2. Comedic Airplane Antics

Ongoing between segments, especially 03:14–07:09, 11:29–14:17

• Lee doubles as an overly-enthusiastic flight attendant, bursting into an original song over the intercom about flying on a plane.

• Frustrations escalate as flight delays get comically worse—at one point, the plane is “24th in line for takeoff.”

• DJ Squirm-a-Lot is incredulous about the airline running out of dirt for worms ("How is a worm airline out of dirt?” (06:28)).

• The absurdity peaks when the captain is revealed to be Peter, admitting, “That’s 178 planes ahead of us. Get cozy, we’re gonna be here awhile.” (07:28)

  Memorable Quote:

  • Lee (as flight attendant): “Gotta pay the bills somehow. And besides, I’m really good at being a flight attendant. Do you like my song?” (05:52)

3. Kid-Written Story Songs & Sketches

Each song is introduced by DJ Squirm-a-Lot, with brief story setups or transitions.

a. “Traffic: A Nightmare” by Jethro, 8, New York

Begins: 08:09

• A cleverly exaggerated song about being perpetually stuck in traffic, culminating in finally reaching an ice cream shop with “low quality ice cream” after a comedic measure of time.

  Memorable Lyric:

  • “It took 3,000 millennia… To get there. Plus two centuries, seven decades, five years…” (11:07)

b. “How Do You Scare a Mermaid?” by Lainey, 9, Wisconsin

Begins: 14:38

• A narrative rap about a character trying to scare a fearless mermaid, who proclaims the only thing she fears is when a story ends.

  Notable Exchange:

  • Mermaid: “Literally, the words ‘the end.’ And the only person that can say the words ‘the end’ is a narrator.” (16:47)

c. “Weird Sisters” by Evelia, 9, Missouri

Begins: 19:25

• A story-song about two sisters (and a new friend) who embrace their weirdness, speak in gibberish, and encourage others to embrace individuality.

  Notable Lyric:

  • “Weird sisters, oh yeah, we some weird sisters. We’re born from the same mister, weird sisters, two Californy drifters… and you can be weird too.” (20:56–21:46)

d. “Too Much Whipped Cream” by Jesse, 6, Texas

Begins: 24:39

• A whimsical song about piling whipped cream on a brownie until the whipped cream towers hit the sky, leading to a delightfully dramatic dessert disaster.

e. “The Left Side of Time” by Mira, 11, Tennessee

Begins: 30:03

• Imaginative, slightly surreal time travel song, with Emmett (time spelled backwards) guiding listeners through the “left side of time.”

  Quote:

  • “The opposite of the right side of time is not the wrong side of time. It’s the left side of time.” (30:14)

f. “The White Color Box” by Bhavna, 7, Ontario

Begins: 33:37

• A creative rescue story about animals who can’t open a mysterious white box until Monkey finally succeeds, sharing treats with all.

g. “The Ant Who Saved Her Colony” by Harper, 9, Washington

Begins: 36:23

• Liza the ant’s spelling prowess saves her colony from an ‘ant trap,’ spotlighting bravery and literacy.

h. “Millions of Stars” by Aditya, 5, Canada

Begins: 40:28

• A poetic finale describing the creation of the universe, the interconnectedness of stars and people, and the wonder of life.

  Quote:

  • “We are millions and millions of stars…” (Repeat chorus through end, 41:00+)

4. Comic Twist – Where Did the Plane Land?

23:54

• After finally falling asleep and dreaming of Miami, DJ Squirm-a-Lot is shocked to hear, “Passengers, welcome to Miami, Canada… current temperature is 27 degrees.” (23:58)

• Lee (as flight attendant) then mentions the plane’s next stop is “the other Miami—Miami, Alaska,” playing with geography for laughs.

  Notable Exchange:

  • DJ Squirm-a-Lot: “Excuse me. What?” (23:58)
  • Lee: “Where the current temperature is 27 degrees. Hope you brought your earmuffs.” (24:00)

5. Gratitude & Wrap-Up

39:09

• As his Thanksgiving plans go hilariously sideways (stuck in Canadian “Miami,” eating in an airport lounge), DJ Squirm-a-Lot expresses heartfelt thanks to listeners and encourages gratitude for loved ones, wherever they may celebrate.

  Quote:

  • “Whether it’s Miami, Florida, Miami, Canada, or Miami, Alaska, have a great one and be grateful for all of your loved ones.” (39:25)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• DJ Squirm-a-Lot:

  • “All we eat is dirt!” (06:36)
  • “Am I dreaming? This is heaven? I love it. I’m finally relaxed…” (14:08)

• Lee (as Flight Attendant):

  • “Do you like my song?” (06:00)
  • “As a representative of Worm Knighted Airlines, I must inform you that if you continue to speak to me like that, I will have to send this plane back to the gate.” (06:32)

• Narrator (final song):

  • “We are millions and millions of stars…” (40:55)

Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|-------------| | DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Introduction & Travel Setup | 01:42 | | Flight Delays & In-Flight Song | 04:41–05:23 | | Lee & DJ Squirm-a-Lot Airplane Banter | 05:36–07:09 | | “Traffic: A Nightmare” Song | 08:09–11:29 | | “How Do You Scare a Mermaid?” Song | 14:38–17:05 | | “Weird Sisters” Song | 19:25–22:48 | | Flight lands in the wrong Miami | 23:54 | | “Too Much Whipped Cream” Song | 24:39–29:16 | | “Left Side of Time” Song | 30:03–32:50 | | “The White Color Box” Song | 33:37–36:23 | | “The Ant Who Saved Her Colony” Song | 36:23–39:09 | | DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s Thanksgiving Message | 39:09–39:40 | | “Millions of Stars” Finale Song | 40:28–end |

Tone & Style

The episode remains lighthearted, zany, and imaginative throughout, blending slapstick comedy in the travel narrative with a deep respect and enthusiasm for kid-created stories and music. DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s narration is playful and energetic, with Lee adding a cheerful-yet-hapless foil. The overall effect is one of joyful chaos—equal parts traveling hijinks and celebration of young creativity.

Summary for New Listeners

This mixtape episode is a patchwork of laughter, travel mishaps, and original songs, all centered around DJ Squirm-a-Lot’s ill-fated Thanksgiving flight and the magic of stories written by kids. You’ll meet quirky characters, encounter delays and misunderstandings, and hear tales that swing from silly to poetic. Whether you’re in an airport, on the road, or cozied up at home, this episode is an ode to creativity and the unexpected adventures the holidays can bring.