Gorblefunks

Summary

Story Pirates Podcast: Gorblefunks – Episode Summary

Introduction

In the July 24, 2025 episode of the award-winning Story Pirates podcast, titled "Gorblefunks," listeners are treated to a delightful blend of imaginative storytelling and comedic brilliance. Hosted by Lee Overtree, the episode masterfully transforms children's narratives into engaging sketch comedies and original songs, captivating both young audiences and adults alike.

Gorblefunks: The Main Story

The heart of this episode revolves around the whimsical tale "Gorblefunks," adapted by talented young authors Nicholas (11) and Daniel (6) from Eswatini. The story introduces listeners to the enigmatic Gorblefunk, a curious creature with magical abilities.

• Plot Overview: Nicholas and Daniel narrate the story of Cullen, who struggles with awkward gift-giving. When Cullen presents a seemingly useless belt sander for June’s birthday, Nicholas suggests an alternative: a Gorblefunk. Despite Cullen’s confusion, Nicholas persuades him by highlighting the Gorblefunk's extraordinary features, such as cleaning rooms and providing pleasant dreams.

  The narrative escalates humorously as Gorblefunks multiply uncontrollably, leading to chaos and the eventual realization that perhaps the belt sander wasn't such a bad gift after all.

• Notable Quotes:

  • Lee Overtree [00:01]: "Today’s story is about Gorblefunks. What's a Gorblefunk? You ask? You're gonna find out."
  • Nicholas [02:43]: "You can buy a Gorblefunk. What's a Gorblefunk? Buy a Gorblefunk."
  • Daniel [04:23]: "But I'm already a clean person. I don't have nightmares and I don't want to lick it."
  • Lee Overtree [06:17]: "We don't know. Now buy a Gorbalpunk. Please, for all our sakes. Please."

• Insights and Discussions: The Story Pirates team skillfully infuses humor through repeated chants and the absurdity of the Gorblefunk's advertised features. The playful banter between characters underscores themes of gift-giving mishaps and the unpredictability of magical solutions.

Roll Call: Stories from Young Authors

Following the main story, the Roll Call segment shines a spotlight on additional creative works submitted by young storytellers. Hosted by Lee Overtree and Jennifer, this section celebrates the vivid imaginations of children, offering both readings and insightful discussions.

1. Beatrix’s "The Man Who Was Mad" [09:36]

   • Summary: Beatrix, a six-year-old from Australia, tells the story of a man whose hat is stolen by a bird, leading to a comical family mishap as they attempt to retrieve it by stacking on each other’s shoulders.

   • Discussion Highlights:

     • Jennifer [10:39]: "I love a mad dad... a dad who's just a little frustrated."
     • Lee [11:09]: Observes Daisy's pivotal role in the story, emphasizing the importance of focus when part of a group effort.
     • Humorous Exchange: The hosts joke about household "falling places," blending storytelling with relatable family anecdotes.

2. Calvin’s "Oh No" [12:29]

   • Summary: Calvin, a seven-year-old from Indiana, introduces a high-stakes adventure featuring a trained ninja, an untrained ninja, and a mad scientist with a giant robot alligator. The story culminates in a triumphant battle where the ninjas defeat their adversaries and celebrate with a super ice cream sledding party.

   • Discussion Highlights:

     • Lee [14:04]: "Trained versus untrained ninja is a genius pairing."
     • Jennifer [14:10]: Explores the title's significance, relating it to the untrained ninja's predicament.
     • Creative Feedback: They discuss character perspectives, suggesting alternative narrative lenses for richer storytelling.

3. Marina’s "I am a doo doo dada" [16:03]

   • Summary: Marina, age five from Texas, presents a humorous and repetitive chant about being a "doo doo dada," emphasizing silliness and self-love despite feeling out of place.

   • Discussion Highlights:

     • Lee [17:40]: Affirms the charm of Marina’s repetitive and catchy verses.
     • Jennifer [19:00]: Delves into the character study, pondering whether the doo doo dada is an otherworldly being or a child’s playful alter ego.
     • Engaging Conversation: The hosts humorously debate the tone of the character, oscillating between lightheartedness and a slightly eerie interpretation.

Conclusion

The "Gorblefunks" episode of Story Pirates not only entertains with its inventive main story but also celebrates the creativity of young writers through its Roll Call segment. With engaging performances, thoughtful discussions, and memorable quotes, this episode exemplifies the podcast’s mission to inspire imagination and bring laughter to listeners of all ages.

Key Takeaways:

• Imaginative Adaptations: Transforming children's stories into performed sketches fosters creativity and encourages young authors.
• Engaging Hosts: Lee Overtree and Jennifer provide insightful and humorous commentary, enhancing the storytelling experience.
• Community Focus: By showcasing stories from around the world, Story Pirates cultivates a global community of young creators.

For those who haven't yet experienced the magic of Story Pirates, the "Gorblefunks" episode is a testament to the boundless creativity and joy that come from children's storytelling.

Transcript

[Lee Overtree]

Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners. Lee here. Today's story is about gorble funks. What's a gorble funk? You ask? You're gonna find out. But believe me, you need a gorble funk. You need one now. And grown ups. Guess what? You need twice as many new stories on your feed this summer by subscribing to Story Pirates Creator Club. Plus subscribers get the ad free version of the show. And premium members even get to participate in a quarterly video meetup with Leah and Peter where we create a brand new story together for the podcast. But most of all, creator club members help us support the cost of the show so we can keep bringing it to you every single week. If you're already a Creator Club member, thank you so much. And if you'd like to join, you can do [e-mail] creatorclub or by subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify Corblefunks. Plus another edition of Roll Call Live with Lee and Peter coming up after a few more words for the grown ups. Wow.

[Peter McNerney]

I love storytelling. I'm very different from everybody. Confusion is the step before curiosity. Okay, that's a really funny idea. We have to send that in. I just get some joy when I hear other people giggling. I believe all the things in my story. Human beings are just able to create the Story Pirates.

[Lee Overtree]

Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast. You know, we've had a lot of strange products here on the show, but today's kind of takes the cake, like, literally. If you have a cake right now, I'm pretty sure a gorble funk is going to sneak in and take it for itself and it's going to take the cake back to all the other Gorbal Funks and they're going to feast on it. But there's no cakes in today's story. So sorry. Gorb Gerbil Funks. Here are the authors to introduce their story.

[Peter McNerney]

Hi, I'm Nicholas and I'm 11 years old. And I'm Daniel and I'm six years old. And we're from Eswatini. This is our story. Gorbal Funks.

[Nicholas]

How many times has this happened to you?

[Daniel]

Happy birthday, June. I got you this.

[Cullen]

For me? Thanks, Cullen. Oh, it's a belt sander.

[Daniel]

I think you mean a terrible gift.

[Cullen]

Yes, Cullen. Colin. Yes, I do.

[Nicholas]

Do you always seem to buy the wrong gift?

[Daniel]

Yes, but what do I do?

[Nicholas]

You can buy a gorble funk.

[Cullen]

A what?

[Nicholas]

A gorblefunk. What's a gorblefunk Buy a Gorblefunk.

[Cullen]

Yes, but what is it?

[Nicholas]

It's a Gorblefunk.

[Daniel]

That didn't answer the question.

[Cullen]

Yeah, what is a Gorbal Funk? Wait, where did that come from?

[Nicholas]

Buy one now.

[Daniel]

What is that?

[Nicholas]

It's a Gorbalfunk. Buy 97 and get one free.

[Daniel]

Who would want 97, let alone one Gorblbunk?

[Nicholas]

Buy a Gorb.

[Cullen]

We need a lot more information.

[Daniel]

What does it do?

[Nicholas]

It will clean your room and give you good dreams.

[Jennifer]

What?

[Nicholas]

Like this?

[Cullen]

I need to go to sleep, but my room is a mess.

[Peter McNerney]

Gobble Funk.

[Cullen]

Wow. It's clean. Good night, Gorbalfunk.

[Peter McNerney]

Gorbalfunk.

[Jennifer]

Jennifer. Welcome to the best dream you've ever had.

[Cullen]

Are we floating down a river at sunset on a boat full of puppies we all know? Wow. Thanks, Gorbofunk.

[Peter McNerney]

Gorbilfunk.

[Lee Overtree]

See?

[Daniel]

No, I do not see. What are you talking about?

[Nicholas]

You can even lick it.

[Cullen]

The Gorbalfunk.

[Peter McNerney]

Gorblfunk.

[Cullen]

Where does it keep coming from?

[Daniel]

Why would you lick it?

[Nicholas]

Of course you can.

[Daniel]

No, I didn't say that. See? No, please don't.

[Cullen]

No, no.

[Jennifer]

Please.

[Peter McNerney]

Stop it.

[Lee Overtree]

Let's stop it.

[Peter McNerney]

Stop it.

[Jennifer]

Why?

[Daniel]

Why are you.

[Nicholas]

Buy a Gorbalfunk.

[Cullen]

You know what? I think I'm actually happy with the belt sander.

[Nicholas]

Really?

[Peter McNerney]

No.

[Nicholas]

Then you should buy a Gorble Funk.

[Daniel]

But I'm already a clean person. I don't have nightmares and I don't want to lick it.

[Nicholas]

But it does so much more.

[Daniel]

What else does it do?

[Nicholas]

It can do your taxes.

[Lee Overtree]

Oh no. I'm being audited.

[Peter McNerney]

Gormafunk.

[Lee Overtree]

I can deduct that.

[Peter McNerney]

Gormavank.

[Nicholas]

It can teach you how to drive.

[Lee Overtree]

Okay, I'm putting it into reverse. And Jennifer gently pressing the pedal.

[Peter McNerney]

I did. It got me pink.

[Nicholas]

It can get to those hard to reach places.

[Daniel]

I guess what I'm trying to say is.

[Nicholas]

I love you, dad. I love you too, son. I'll bring it in here. I always wanted this. It can be your plus one to your ex's wedding.

[Cullen]

Lucas. I didn't think you'd come.

[Jennifer]

I wouldn't miss it, Trisha.

[Cullen]

Oh, and who's this Garberfunk I see? I'm so happy for you, Garberfunk.

[Nicholas]

It can phase into your brain and pilot you like a human puppet.

[Lee Overtree]

Wow, Anya. That presentation was your best ever. What's gotten into you, Garbabfunk? That explains it. See?

[Daniel]

No, I.

[Lee Overtree]

What?

[Nicholas]

You can even lick it.

[Cullen]

Please stop licking it. No.

[Daniel]

What is happening?

[Cullen]

Shouldn't this Commercial be over by now.

[Jennifer]

Garbage.

[Cullen]

They're everywhere.

[Nicholas]

By a Gorbalfung.

[Daniel]

Let's get out of here.

[Jennifer]

Run.

[Lee Overtree]

Quick.

[Daniel]

Out this door.

[Cullen]

This way.

[Peter McNerney]

Taxi.

[Daniel]

They're following us.

[Cullen]

Quick. Driver. Get us out of here. Driver. Let's go. What are you.

[Nicholas]

Gorbal Funk. Buy a Gorbalfunk.

[Cullen]

What is a Gorblefunk?

[Nicholas]

What is it?

[Lee Overtree]

Yes.

[Nicholas]

Well, the simple answer is we don't know. Now buy a Gorbalpunk. Please, for all our sakes. Please.

[Daniel]

Fine, I'll buy one. How much is it?

[Peter McNerney]

Gorbal punk.

[Cullen]

Where does it keep coming from?

[Peter McNerney]

Gobblepunk.

[Nicholas]

So buy a Gorbalfunk and never give the wrong present again.

[Daniel]

Happy birthday, June. I got you this.

[Cullen]

For me? Thanks, Cullen.

[Jennifer]

Wow.

[Cullen]

It's a Gorbilpunk. Oh, Gorblepunk.

[Nicholas]

Buy a Gorbal Funk. Buy a Gorble Funk.

[Jennifer]

Buy a Gorble Funk.

[Lee Overtree]

Buy a Gorbal.

[Nicholas]

Fire Gorbal Gorbal Funk.

[Lee Overtree]

Fire Gorbal Funk.

[Nicholas]

Fire Gorbal Punk. Fire Gorbal Funk. To order your Gorbal Funk, call 5555-555555-55555-55-5555. Gorba Funk today.

[Peter McNerney]

Gobble Funk. We'll be right back after a few words for the grownups.

[Lee Overtree]

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[Lee Overtree]

And now it's time for Story Pirates Roll Call. Send us your story.

[Peter McNerney]

Read them all.

[Jennifer]

We read them all.

[Lee Overtree]

You know, we love all mindful Story Pirate Roll Call. Welcome back to Story Pirates Roll Call where we take stories written by kids and we read them out loud and we talk about them. Peter, how are you?

[Jennifer]

Lee? I'm great. How are you?

[Lee Overtree]

Very well, thank you.

[Jennifer]

Very good.

[Lee Overtree]

I'll read the first story from Beatrix. A six year old in Australia. Here is the man who was mad. Oh, once upon a time, there was a man and he had a wife. The man and his wife had two children. There was a boy, he was 10 years old and his name was Jonathan. And there was a girl who was seven years old and her name was Daisy. One day a bird swooped their dad's hat off his head. He was mad. And then they all climbed on each other to try to get the birdies. Daisy wasn't holding on because she got distracted by another bird and they all fell down. The end.

[Jennifer]

You know what I love? I love a mad dad. You know, not like a really mad dad, but a dad who's just like, just a little frustrated and he can't be as patient or articulate as he would want to be normally.

[Lee Overtree]

Sure. This is more like frustrated though, isn't that?

[Jennifer]

Yeah. I picture a dad on vacation. Yeah, sure. And the itinerary is not working out. And now a bird has taken my hat.

[Lee Overtree]

Right. And so everybody has to climb on top of each other's shoulders in order to get the hat back.

[Jennifer]

Who do you think that idea came from? Do you think that was dad going get on my shoulders?

[Lee Overtree]

I think it was Daisy's idea because if you look at the picture that came along with this story.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Lee Overtree]

It's clear that Daisy's on the bottom.

[Jennifer]

Oh, yeah.

[Lee Overtree]

Of the, of the stack of people. And so I Think she was like, quick, climb on my shoulders. You guys are going to have to go to storyvirus.com to see this picture because it's very good. And it's clear to me also that the reason they all fall down is because Daisy is on the bottom of the stack. If you are the bottom of a stack of anything, you gotta stay focused.

[Jennifer]

Big responsibility.

[Lee Overtree]

Huge responsibility.

[Jennifer]

Falling is no joke. You know the most dangerous thing in your house?

[Lee Overtree]

The falling place.

[Jennifer]

Yes, the falling place. You know, I keep saying, everyone who's building houses, why do you keep putting in a fall?

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah, you don't need that there.

[Jennifer]

It's just a hole in the ground.

[Lee Overtree]

The worst is when they put that in the tub.

[Jennifer]

Yes. Oh, well, it's sort of the most fun too.

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

You get in, you go.

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah. But falling in the tub is no joke.

[Jennifer]

No, no, no, no, no, no. My daughter got stitches. What?

[Lee Overtree]

From falling in the tub? Yeah. Wow.

[Jennifer]

Yeah.

[Lee Overtree]

Because of the falling place.

[Jennifer]

Because I put a falling place in there, I really got to install a plug in the falling place.

[Lee Overtree]

Beatrix, incredible story.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Lee Overtree]

Thanks for sending it in. Peter, would you read us our next one?

[Jennifer]

Yes, Lee. Our next story comes to us from a 7 year old from Indiana named Calvin. And Calvin's story is called oh no.

[Lee Overtree]

With how many exclamation points?

[Jennifer]

At least 10.

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

Once upon a time, there was a trained ninja and an untrained ninja. The untrained ninja screams, hello. The trained ninja says, you don't need to shout.

[Lee Overtree]

No.

[Jennifer]

There was also a mad scientist. The mad scientist says, the man scientist made a giant robot alligator while saying, muah ha ha ha. The giant robot alligator attacked the city. The city building has in case of tornado enter arrow sign. The mad scientist and giant robot alligator say, then the giant robot alligator ate the two ninjas.

[Peter McNerney]

Nom nom nom.

[Jennifer]

In the giant robot alligator's mouth there was a laser. The untrained ninja walked into the laser and froze. Then the other ninja did a backflip and broke the ice that froze the other ninja. The ninjas are inside the robot alligator because it ate them. Then they punched his mouth and destroyed his mouth and escape. Then they defeated the mad scientist and the giant robot alligator and kicked them to the moon. Then they went to the candy realm and had a super ice cream sledding party. The trained ninja says, the end.

[Lee Overtree]

I love this story. Trained versus untrained ninja is a genius pairing.

[Jennifer]

Yes.

[Lee Overtree]

My favorite part of the story is when they destroyed his mouth.

[Jennifer]

I love that they punched his mouth and destroyed his mouth.

[Lee Overtree]

What do you think the title of the story refers to? Oh, no.

[Jennifer]

I think it's. The whole situation is a pretty oh, no. If you're inside the mouth of the robot alligator, you're about to go down its throat, I guess so you're in trouble. That's a big oh, no.

[Lee Overtree]

I think this is from the untrained ninja's perspective. The oh, no. You know, like, interesting, because the trained ninja would not get flustered like that.

[Jennifer]

Yeah, you don't need to shout.

[Lee Overtree]

That's right.

[Jennifer]

Untrained ninja.

[Lee Overtree]

Exactly. And so, you know, if we were in a classroom with Calvin, I'd say, calvin, what if you chose a character's perspective for this story to be from instead of, you know, omniscient narrator? What if you pick one of these characters to sort of see it through their eyes?

[Jennifer]

Yeah. If this story was through the eyes of the trained ninja, it might be more like the untrained ninja was loud again.

[Lee Overtree]

Right.

[Jennifer]

And he must learn his place. And if it was from the mad scientist perspective, it would just be muah, ha ha ha ha ha ha for five minutes.

[Lee Overtree]

Right. While he does incredible things, frankly, like make a giant robot alligator while saying muahaha. Right.

[Jennifer]

Is there anything more efficient in terms of communication in telling us who you are by just going.

[Lee Overtree]

That was good.

[Jennifer]

Thank you. Have you ever met a nice guy that, like, tell me a joke?

[Lee Overtree]

I'm just being put on the spot to tell you a joke.

[Jennifer]

Just say a punchline without the setup.

[Lee Overtree]

I don't know. You can't just tell me to say a punchline without the setup.

[Jennifer]

I'll do a punchline right now.

[Lee Overtree]

Okay.

[Jennifer]

Salad's not for everyone. See, that's a punchline without the setup.

[Lee Overtree]

Is it a punchline, though?

[Jennifer]

It's implied the point.

[Lee Overtree]

Your joke actually is that that's not a punchline. It is an unfunny line. I just want you to give that could never. But in a joke. Oh, yeah, you're saying it's a punchline. I'll make a joke.

[Jennifer]

I'll make a joke out of. Salad is not for everybody.

[Lee Overtree]

Let me see the setup.

[Jennifer]

Okay, so there's a dinosaur, and he goes into a vegetarian restaurant, and the waiter says, can I get you anything? And he goes home and eats the waiter, and the manager out front goes, salad's not for everybody.

[Lee Overtree]

Okay, that was pretty good.

[Jennifer]

All right, thank you.

[Lee Overtree]

You got it.

[Jennifer]

I don't remember my original point, so let's move on.

[Lee Overtree]

All right, I will read today's final story. Calvin, Amazing work, my friend. All right. From Marina, age 5 in Texas. This is. I am a doo doo dada I am a doo doo dada I have never had this thing before but this is so fun. I am so silly when someone that sad sees me they cheer right up Because I'm so silly I am a doo doo dada I know why I am so silly Because I have silly arms, a silly head, a silly body. My whole body is silly Because I am a doo doo da da My name is doo doo da da I am so funny and silly I couldn't wait for my silly show I won't. Because I was the silliest at the show.

[Jennifer]

I won it because I was.

[Lee Overtree]

The silliest I won it because I was the silliest at the show Because I am a doo doo da da I am a doo doo da da I am a doo doo da da I am a doo doo da da yeah Doo doo doo doo da da Doo doo doo doo da da I am a doo doo da da I am the only one in this place this is not funny because everyone is not silly in this place I am the only one that's silly and funny I am so silly and funny Because I am a doo doo dah dah I am a doo doo da da doo doo doo doo doo doo da da the end.

[Jennifer]

This is the best thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah.

[Jennifer]

I could have listened to you say I'm a doo doo dada a hundred more times.

[Lee Overtree]

Well, I already said 100, so.

[Jennifer]

So here's my question. This to me, feels like, is this character a doo doo dada? Like truly another worldly monster, something absurd? Or is this a kid going doing a character? You know, like when you're supposed to be serious? Like maybe you're at church or you're at a wedding or something, and you're sitting there and your parents say, now be good. And then suddenly you just can't help but go, imma doo doo da da.

[Lee Overtree]

Right. And then you're like, this is not funny because I'm the only silly one in this place.

[Jennifer]

But then you can't stop laughing because it's the wrong place to be so silly.

[Lee Overtree]

Yeah. Well, you know, I do think that there is something very relatable about this. And it's easy to imagine a small child just being silly and doing this. But I think in the spirit of story pirates, we assume that this is a character study. This is about some kind of creature called a doo da da do da da du da da doo doo Da. Yeah. And frankly, I think it's kind of a frightening character.

[Jennifer]

They have silly arms, a silly head, a silly body.

[Lee Overtree]

My whole body is silly. Although I mean, silly is like. Is silly though. Silly's not scary.

[Jennifer]

True.

[Lee Overtree]

So I take that back.

[Jennifer]

Although you could read this in a scary way and it has a different tone.

[Lee Overtree]

It's true.

[Jennifer]

I am a doo doo dah dah. I know why I am so silly. I have silly arm. I don't like this.

[Lee Overtree]

I loved it. That was awesome.

[Jennifer]

I'm a doo doo dada. I'm a doo doo dada Doo doo doo doo dada. The repetition of it starts to go to a pretty out there place.

[Lee Overtree]

I think if you pull back even more, it's a little scarier. Like I am a doo doo da da.

[Jennifer]

I am so silly and funny because I am a doo doo da.

[Lee Overtree]

Marina. Really, really good, really good story.

[Jennifer]

I'm gonna read this by myself later, just in every tone possible.

[Lee Overtree]

I'll definitely be thinking about it a lot the rest of the day. Marina, thank you so much for sending it in. That's it for Roll Call. To read all of today's stories, just head to storypirates.com and remember, you can watch an even longer version of Roll Call on the Story Pirates YouTube page with help from your grown ups. And now it's time for you to write us a story. Because summertime is a great time to write stories, grown ups can submit [e-mail] and remember, we respond to every single story we receive. That was roll. That's it for today's episode. Thanks for listening and a big thanks to today's authors, Nicholas and Daniel. We'll be back next week with more brand new stories. Until then, stay creative and stay kind. The Story Pirates podcast is a production of Story Pirates Studios, executive produced by Lee Overtree and Benjamin Salka. This episode was produced by Sam Baer, Peter McNerney, Andrew Miller and Lee Overtree. Recording sound design and mixing by Sam Baer at the Relic Room in New York City. Theme song by Bobby Lord. Roll Call theme by Andrew Barbado. Musical scoring by Jack Mitchell. Episode artwork by Camilla Franklin Corble Funks was Adapted by Peter McNerney and features performances by Ryan Chittepong, Chris Ferry, Alex Justice Lambright, amay Lutkin, Peter McNerney, Emily Olcott, Megan O' Neil and Lee Overtree. Finally, the episode's over and I'm alone with my cake. My delicious, huge chocolate cake that's just for me and no one else.

[Peter McNerney]

Don't be frank.

[Lee Overtree]

No.