Hair Hospital/The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct (feat. Hari Kondabolu)

Summary

Story Pirates Podcast – "Hair Hospital/The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct" (feat. Hari Kondabolu)

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of the Story Pirates Podcast is a lively, comedic celebration of kid creativity, featuring two imaginative stories written by young listeners: "Hair Hospital" and "The Real Reason Dinosaurs Went Extinct." The episode interweaves these kid-generated tales with running gags about a never-ending detour at a cherry stand, musical numbers, and silly sketches. Special guest comedian Hari Kondabolu joins the adventure, and the cast keeps spirits high with meta-humor and enthusiastic performances. The episode also features the much-loved StoryLove segment, in which more kids' stories are read and discussed.

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Episode Structure & Key Segments

1. Cherry Stand Road Trip Antics (00:07–05:05; recurring throughout)

• The Story Pirates are on a road trip, repeatedly stopping at "Stone Fruit’s World Famous Roadside Cherry Stand" thanks to navigation mishaps and Eric Austin's struggles with asking for directions.
• Comedic banter abounds as the crew gets lost, eats cherry pie, and Eric pretends he's not reliant on GPS (while secretly trying to use it):

  "I shall do it. I, Eric, world renowned treasure hunter and explorer, shall navigate us without a map!" – Eric Austin (01:16)

• Cherry stand owner Dieselman Stone Fruit becomes a running gag, providing ever more confusing directions that always lead the team back to his stand.
• Recurring joke with the musical "Mama’s Little Baby Loves Shortnin’ Bread," sung by Cash Register Bot 5000.

Memorable moment:

"Are you the owner of this fruit stand?"
"Why yes I am. Name’s Dieselman. Stone Fruit. Put her there, partner." (08:24)

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2. Story #1: "Hair Hospital" (05:05–08:02)

• Authors: Aviva (12) & June (10), California
• Introduced by the young authors themselves.
• Hilarious musical commercial for a hospital specializing in both emergency medical care and fabulous hairstyles—for when you have a broken leg and a hair crisis.
• Filled with puns, absurd solutions, and parody of medical advertising (“We’ll patch you up and then you’ll get a bob, replacing your hips while we’re frosting your tips…”).
• Over-the-top jingle numbers and repetitive (hilarious) attempts to remember the phone number:

  "For more info and the liability waiver, dial this number: 555-and-85555. ... Let's do it again. 5, 55 and a 5555." (06:44)

• The routine is interrupted by every-day (and totally silly) hair-related emergencies.

Notable quote:

"Hair Hospital: Heard on the job. We’ll patch you up and then you’ll get a bob, replacing your hips while we’re frosting your tips." – June (06:44)

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3. Cherry Stand Escalation & Message (08:02–21:11)

• The team gets directions from Dieselman Stone Fruit again, only to find themselves back at the same cherry stand, over and over—a classic comedy loop.
• Eric confronts Dieselman, who confesses he’s intentionally given bad directions because he's lonely at the end of cherry season and craves company:

  "Well, look, I'm lonely, okay? It's the end of cherry season and I'm not getting a lot of business. ... I thought if you kept coming back, we might become friends. Maybe even hang out like two cherries in a pod?" – Dieselman Stone Fruit (18:17)

• Eventually, Eric admits to his friends that he’s not actually a great navigator and needs help—a sweet, sincere moment driving home the themes of honesty and asking for help.

  “I'm not a natural born navigator, okay? ... I relied on my GPS, but I couldn't get a signal. I was too embarrassed to admit I couldn’t navigate without it.” – Eric Austin (19:41)

• The pirates reassure Eric that everyone needs help sometimes, wrapping with a group affirmation.

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4. Story #2: "The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct" (21:11–28:53)

feat. Hari Kondabolu as “Fancy Accent Guy”

• Author: Fritz (11), Germany
• Parody of a science TV show, hosted by “Fancy Accent Guy” (Hari Kondabolu), whose solution to wrong answers is hilariously over-the-top:

  “Your answer is wrong, which I know, as I have a fancy accent and that means I know science. Now you get dunked in the spicy stuff pit.” – Fancy Accent Guy (23:13)

• Scientists present wild theories: dinosaurs got bored of Earth and went to space, they covered their spaceship with magnets attracting a meteorite, or other outlandish ideas, all punctuated by being thrown into “the spicy stuff pit.”
• Rapid-fire montage of ever-more-absurd scientific explanations (“They all went into the sea and became walruses”; “The saber-toothed tigers got to the food first”; “To seem mysterious and cool”).
• The correct answer--ironically--turns out to be “I am scientist 300 septillion, two,” i.e., simply stating your name, before being thrown in the pit regardless.
• Sketch ends with the meta twist: “Dinosaurs are coming for you. Just kidding. Or am I?” (28:44)

Memorable quote:

“So your scientific conclusion is somebody stuck some magnetic stuff onto the dinosaur spaceship, causing the meteorite to be attracted to it and fall in love with the ship?”
“Yes.”
“Wrong.” – (25:08)

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5. Author Interview: Fritz (28:53–31:16)

• Lee interviews Fritz about his creative process:
  • The concept of the club with the spicy stuff pit came from imagining clubs with funny rules (always read the fine print!)
  • The "spicy stuff pit" was inspired by his dad's love of red pepper flakes.
• Fritz hilariously admits he doesn’t know why dinosaurs went extinct—with everyone laughing about it.

  “Well, sorry to say I lied when I said I wasn’t gonna put you in the spicy stuff pit.” – Lee (30:20)

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6. StoryLove Segment – More Kid Stories Read & Discussed (31:16–39:42)

a) "Robot Haircut" by Ethan, 6, Canada (31:44)

• Drawing of a seven-faced monster and a whimsical tale about monsters buying paper, rocks, and scissors—accidentally resulting in haircuts.
• Lee and Peter riff: Is this the origin of Rock-Paper-Scissors? Or monsters believing these objects are the currency of human battles?
• Quote:

  “If this was the only thing you submitted to us, it would still be one of the best things I’ve ever seen.” – Lee (32:13)

b) "The Soggy Sandwich" by Quinn, 12, California (34:15)

• Spoof ad for a product—step-by-step on how to dunk a sandwich in water, leave it for 8 hours, and eat it; packs in various sandwich forms and a health disclaimer.
• Lee and Peter joke about the read-aloud style, the "Pinteresque" punctuation, and test their speed at reading the fine print.
• Quote:

  “Nothing to be done but eat a soggy sandwich.” – Peter (36:28)

c) "The Book that Read Itself" by Jasper, 7, Washington (37:23)

• A boy named George finds his book reading itself, tells his unperturbed (and comically distant) mom, and an earthquake stretches the family a mile apart.
• Lee and Peter break down the bizarre logic in the story, riffing on silly misreadings (“gees” for “geese”), and the punchline that George’s mom is unfazed by an earthquake that moves people a mile away.
• Quote:

  “The first time you’re in an earthquake, you know what? It’s earth-shattering.” – Peter (39:34)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On asking for directions:

  "You have to do the one thing you thought you’d never do: ask for directions." – Eric Austin (03:26)

• Cherry Stand Loop:

  "Eric, did you accidentally navigate us back to the same cherry stand?" – Rachel Winitsky (11:23)

• Self-Acceptance:

  “Everyone needs help sometimes, even for the stuff that we’re good at.” – Rachel Winitsky (19:55)

• Absurd Science TV:

  "We still don’t know the real reason dinosaurs went extinct, but I assure you, I will interview as many scientists as it takes because this is… science.” – Fancy Accent Guy (25:41)

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Tone & Style

The episode is playful, fast-paced, and packed with meta-humor. The cast revels in puns, wordplay, and shameless silliness, always celebrating the wild ideas and confidence of young writers. They punctuate dialogue with songs, false starts, and running gags—especially the never-ending cherry stand and “shortnin’ bread” bit. Even the rare moments of emotion (such as asking for help) are delivered with warmth and comedic self-awareness.

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Conclusion

This Story Pirates episode is a joyful blend of sketch comedy, original songs, and the kind of wild stories only kids could write. The cast embraces every opportunity for wordplay and goofiness, looping us through cherry stands and spicy stuff pits, all while highlighting the importance of honesty, creativity, and asking for help.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:07] – The Cherry Stand misadventures begin
• [05:05] – "Hair Hospital" story & musical sketch
• [08:02] – Directions gone wrong & cherry stand hijinks
• [18:17] – Dieselman Stone Fruit confesses loneliness
• [19:41] – Eric admits needing help
• [21:11] – "The Real Reason Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct" story
• [28:53] – Author Fritz interview with Lee
• [31:16] – StoryLove segment: "Robot Haircut", "The Soggy Sandwich", "The Book That Read Itself"
• [39:42] – Episode wrap-up & credits

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For more stories and to submit your own, visit storypirates.com.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Nimini]

Lemonada.

[Lee]

Hey, story Pirates podcast listeners. Lee here. On today's episode, the Story Pirates road trip continues with a visit to a delightful roadside cherry orchard. And another visit to a delightful roadside cherry orchard. And finally, a visit to a delightful roadside cherry orchard. Plus we have a fantastic special guest, the hilarious comedian Hari Kondabolu. And of course, we have two brand new stories written by kids and more story love with Lee and Peter. And it's all coming up after a few words for the grown ups. Okay, story Pirates, time to wrap up our pit stop Cherry pit stop that is here at Stone Fruit's world famous roadside cherry stand, right in the heart of cherry country.

[Nimini]

Oh, just one last look at these beautiful cherries. Oh, are these cavaliers.

[Peter]

I don't know about these cherries, Nimini, but I'm certainly going to be cavalier about eating them.

[Nimini]

Eater. I meant the famous cherry variety. But you do you. Oh, look at the time. We better get back on the highway. Can you hand me the map? Sure.

[Peter]

But first, let me wipe this cherry pie filling off my chin with this paper covered in drawings of roads and landmarks Here.

[Dewey Cadell]

No.

[Peter]

Ah, that was the map, wasn't it?

[Nimini]

You got cherry pie filling all over it. I can't navigate us back to the highway with a messed up map. Can you navigate, Rachel?

[Rachel Winitsky]

Who, me? I would love to, but I can't. No, I'm not afraid. I'll be bad at it. I'm sure I'll be very good. It's just that I'm on a deadline. I'm writing a book that's the true story of an armoire. It's called Memoir Moire. And I can't navigate, um, because I have to memorize the entire works of Anton Chekov right now for reasons.

[Peter]

And I can't navigate because I'm holding all these cherry pies.

[Lee]

Uh,

[Eric Austin]

I shall do it. Aye, Eric, world renowned treasure hunter and explorer shall navigate us without a map. Wow.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Okay.

[Lee]

Thanks, Teresa. Thank you so much.

[Eric Austin]

And I won't tell anyone that I'm using my gps.

[Rachel Winitsky]

What was that?

[Eric Austin]

Nothing. Megan. I certainly didn't say anything about relying on technology.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Oh, okay. But it would be fine if you did. We all use technology to help sometimes.

[Eric Austin]

Not me.

[Lee]

Okay, well, we are all going to go pay for our various cherry items while you go and start the ship.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Oh, yeah, I'll take.

[Peter]

I'm getting hundred.

[Eric Austin]

Phew, that was close. Now to boot up my always reliable GPS error.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

No signal.

[Fritz]

GPS unreliable.

[Eric Austin]

Oh, no. My GPS isn't working. We're doomed.

[Nimini]

Eric, did you just say we Were doomed.

[Eric Austin]

Nope. I said we're broomed. I. I swept up the ship earlier, so everything is nice and clean for me to better navigate my natural born navigational skills.

[Kelsey]

Great.

[Peter]

You want us to grab you a jar of cherry jam? Please.

[Eric Austin]

All right, Eric, you're lost somewhere in cherry growing country. Your GPS is broken. You have to do the one thing you thought you'd never do. Ask for directions.

[Peter]

Wow.

[Nimini]

I love Story Pirates. It just filled me up with joy.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

My mom loves the jokes.

[Nimini]

Yo, yo, my.

[Eric Austin]

Yes.

[Rachel Winitsky]

It made me very proud about my sightings.

[Nimini]

Hey, wait. I'm gonna come out of this pit. I definitely think I can be more creative now. I'm the champion.

[Lee]

The Story Pirates. Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast,

[Nimini]

where we take stories written by kids

[Peter]

and turn them into sketch comedy and songs.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Eric, are you about ready to navigate us back to the highway?

[Eric Austin]

Absolutely. Just one more minute.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Not to rush you, Eric, but we do need to get moving. Even though I mentioned my book deadline earlier as an excuse not to navigate, the deadline is real.

[Nimini]

Oof.

[Rachel Winitsky]

I can't wait to read memoir Moire. French furniture pieces lead the most interesting lives. Wait until you read the sequel. Don't go. Chaise Longing waterfalls.

[Peter]

That's right.

[Rachel Winitsky]

I did the French pronunciation, but I'm keeping the pun.

[Nimini]

Ooh.

[Peter]

Ah.

[Eric Austin]

I need a distraction. Hey, everyone, should we do a story right now?

[Lee]

Yeah.

[Scientist 1]

Yeah.

[Lee]

There's always time for a story.

[Eric Austin]

Awesome. And here to introduce it is the author.

[Nimini]

Hi, I'm AMIVA and I'm 12 years old. And I'm June. And I'm 10 years old. We live in California.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

This is our story.

[Nimini]

Hair Hospital.

[June]

Hair Hospital. People who care if you are injured and need awesome hair. We'll fix your crisis at rock bottom prices here at Hair Hospital. We really love you a lot. Has this ever happened to you?

[Nimini]

Oh, no. I have a broken leg and a hair crisis. I can't drive to the hair salon because of my foot.

[June]

It's part of her leg.

[Nimini]

And I can't go to the hospital because of my hair. Her hair. Oh, my poor foot. And my leg and my hair. What am I gonna do? They're taking and frayed and in need of repair. What am I gonna do?

[June]

Well, you should come down to the. Yes, you should come down to the.

[Nimini]

The what?

[June]

You should come down to the.

[Nimini]

I'm waiting.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Um.

[Nimini]

What is it?

[June]

Just give me two minutes to check my email.

[Peter]

Three hours later.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Oh, here it is.

[June]

You should come down to the hair hospital. If you need aid, we'll do some blood work and Give you a fade.

[Nimini]

Are we still on that?

[June]

Yes, we're still on that. Sorry, it took me three hours to find it in my email. Hair Hospital Heard on the job. We'll pat you up and then you'll get a bob replacing your hips while we're frosting your tips. Come to Hair Hospital. Also, the coffee is fine. Hair Hospital punch in the toilet. We'll do a CAT scan and throw in a mullet, exiling germs and styling your perms here at Hare Hospital. For more info and the liability waiver, dial this number. 555-and-85555. 55. One more time. 555 and a 555555. Actually, let's do it again. 5, 55 and a 5555.

[Peter]

Fleas, bird poop, short staff and mad scientists.

[June]

We really love you a lot at the Hair high speed.

[Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Eric Austin]

55. That was an incredible story and the perfect distraction. Now I can ask the owner of this cherry stand for directions without anyone knowing. I'm lost without my gps. Excuse me, sir.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Hello there.

[Eric Austin]

Are you the owner of this fruit stand?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Why yes I am. Name's Dieselman. Stone Fruit. Put her there, partner.

[Eric Austin]

Okay, I'll shake your hand.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Ow.

[Eric Austin]

Strong grip.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

It's from pitting the fruit I own, operate and do the taxes of Stone Fruit's world famous roadside cherry stand.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Neat.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

So that's this very cherry stand we're standing at right now.

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Eric Austin]

Anyway, my friends and I are lost.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Oh my goodness. Is this a cherry stand or a pickle stand? Because you've got yourself in a real dilly of a pickle.

[Eric Austin]

Yeah. So here's the thing. I can't let my friends know I'm lost. Can you please give us directions back to the highway, but quietly?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

I see your secret safe with me. Wink.

[Nimini]

Thanks.

[Eric Austin]

Though when you say wink, instead of just winking, it draws more attention to this whole conversation.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Ah, my bad. Anyway, you take east river on down towards Fife Lake. Go on down past the cherry trees, keep going down, turn left, take another left and you'll be on your way before you know it.

[Eric Austin]

Thank you so much, Mr. Stone Fruit.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Call me Dieselman. It's my name.

[Dewey Cadell]

Buh.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Bye now.

[Eric Austin]

Alright pirates, let's board our ship and be on our way.

[Peter]

I'm so full of pie.

[Lee]

I'm so full of concern that we're falling behind schedule. It's a good thing we have a world renowned treasure hunter navigating us back on course.

[Eric Austin]

Yep, that's me. No devices, no map, just pure Eric know How? And I know how to get us back to the highway. Take east river down toward Fife Lake. Go down past the cherry trees, keep going down, turn left, take another left. It's that easy.

[Nimini]

All right, let's go. Hey, while we're driving, anyone have suggestions on how to pass the time? How about you, baby with a mustache?

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

Oh, of course I do.

[Nimini]

Watch this.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

Mama's little baby loves Shortland. Shortland. Mama's little baby loves Shortland bread. Mama's little baby loves Shortland. Shortland. Mama's little baby loves Shortland bread. Yeah,

[Nimini]

pretty good.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Topical.

[Eric Austin]

Great job, baby with a mustache. You really made time fly by now to take that second left.

[Dewey Cadell]

And

[Eric Austin]

that's weird. We're at another cherry stand.

[Peter]

Hey, I mean, we might as well get off the ship and check it out.

[Lee]

This looks familiar. Is this the same cherry stand?

[Eric Austin]

Nah, couldn't be. This is cherry country. Lee, there's gotta be a hundred cherry stands just like the one we stopped at. There's no way this one is owned by.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Well, hello there, Dieselman Stone Fruit.

[Eric Austin]

What are you doing popping up from behind that rack of 100% pure tart

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

cherry juice made from the freshest cherries? Who wants to try some?

[Peter]

Me.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Eric, did you accidentally navigate us back to the same cherry stand? That is really good.

[Eric Austin]

Of course I didn't accidentally navigate us back to the fruit stand. You think that I, a world renowned treasure hunter, would get us lost?

[Rachel Winitsky]

Yeah, that wouldn't make sense. This juice is incredible. Are these Bings?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Actually, they're Montmorency's.

[Eric Austin]

I navigated back here totally on purpose. Because. Because I forgot to buy sour cherry candy for my cherry charcuterie board.

[Nimini]

Well, you can't do cherry charcuterie without sour candy. The flavor profile is all wrong.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Cherry charcuterie? You didn't shorten it to charcuterie?

[Nimini]

No, because then I'd get it confused with Rachel's book chair. Cutery. A History of Cute Chairs.

[Rachel Winitsky]

A book so nice they discontinued it twice.

[Eric Austin]

While I talk to Dieselman here about cherries and nothing else, why don't the rest of you look at more cherry

[Peter]

products

[Eric Austin]

now that you're distracted? Hey, I got a bone to pick with you, Dieselman.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

A bone to pick, eh? Not a cherry to pick. Because if there's one pick I'd pick, it's cherry picking. Hey, wanna try some cherry nut mix?

[Eric Austin]

No. Well, actually, yes. Oh, delicious. But you gave me bad directions.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Oh, gosh, did I? Awful sorry about that. Here, take some chocolate covered cherries and cherry salsa as my way of saying sorry about that.

[Eric Austin]

Thanks, but.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

And I'll set you up with new directions, get you right as rain. You take east river away from Fife Lake, go down past the cherry trees, keep going down, turn right, another right, and you'll be on your way. You know it.

[Eric Austin]

I guess I have no choice but to follow these directions. Okay, pirates all aboard.

[Nimini]

Ooh, look at Eric's cherry haul. I can't wait to try that cherry charcuterie board.

[Eric Austin]

Here, you take them.

[Peter]

Oh, how

[Lee]

are you?

[Eric Austin]

Now back to the highway, guided by me, navigator and explorer extraordinaire. Baby with a mustache. Take it away.

[Nimini]

Ha ha.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

Mama's little baby loves Shortland. Shortland. Mama's little baby loves Shortland.

[Nimini]

Bread.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

Mama's little baby loves Shortland. Shortland. Mama's little baby loves Shortland.

[Nimini]

Proud. Woo hoo.

[Lee]

Yeah.

[Eric Austin]

Somehow even better the second time around. And now we're.

[Nimini]

Whoa.

[Eric Austin]

Back at the cherry stand.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Hello there.

[Eric Austin]

Oh no.

[Fritz]

We'll be right back after a few words for the grown ups.

[Lee]

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[Rachel Winitsky]

Eric, is everything okay?

[Eric Austin]

Absolutely. You all wait on the ship while I deal with something.

[Lee]

Something. Did you want to be more specific?

[Eric Austin]

Nope.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Welcome back. Life without cherries gave you the scaries. Made you quite wary. Your fears stem from no cherries.

[Eric Austin]

Enough. Okay, Mr. Stronefruit, you gave me bad directions again. Oh, gosh.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

That wasn't very neighborly of me. Let me make it up to you with some of our famous cherry summer sausage.

[Eric Austin]

Just the directions, please.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Of course. You take Fife river away from East Lake. Go on up before the cherry trees start. Keep going up. Turn left. Turn right. Turn right. Turn right. Turn right. Turn left. Turn right. Turn right. Stay straight. Turn straight and you'll be on your way before you know it.

[Eric Austin]

Thank you. And I will take that cherry summer sausage and see you again. Never.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Everything okay, Eric?

[Eric Austin]

Fine. We're fine. And nobody ask any follow ups. Okay, we're back on the road. Baby with the mustache starts singing the

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

role I was born to play. Mama's little baby.

[Nimini]

Whoa.

[Eric Austin]

What in tarnation?

[Nimini]

Eric, we all love the cherry stand, but did we need to come back a fourth time?

[Eric Austin]

There's a very good reason I did this, Nemeni. I just need to go find out what it is. You there with the mustache.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Hello there.

[Eric Austin]

Where is Dieselman Stone Fruit?

[June]

Who?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Oh, you must have this cherry stand confused with another roadside cherry stand. I'm Sneaselman Clone Fruit, owner of Clone Fruit's world famous roadside Cherry Stand. You can clearly see I'm not the guy who gave you bad directions on account of the mustache.

[Eric Austin]

That does make sense. But let me just see something. A fake mustache. You are Dieselman Stone Fruit.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

All right, you got me.

[Peter]

It's true.

[Eric Austin]

What's with the bad directions, Dieselman?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Well, look, I'm lonely, okay? It's the end of cherry season and I'm not getting a lot of business. It's boring. I don't have anyone to talk to. Excuse me. Except for cash register bot 5000.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

Welcome to Stone Fruit's world famous roadside Cherry Stand.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

All it ever asks me is whether I'm paying cash or credit. I'm not paying, robot. I own the cherry stand. I thought if you kept coming back, we might become friends. Maybe even hang out like two Cherries in a pod?

[Eric Austin]

Cherries don't grow in pods.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Not the ones you know about.

[Nimini]

Are you paying cash or credit?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

I said not now. Cash Register Bot 5000.

[Eric Austin]

So Cash Register Bot 5000 helps you?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Yeah. Couldn't run the Cherry Stand without it.

[Eric Austin]

And you're not embarrassed to tell people that?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Why would I? In fact, I think having help makes me even better at what I do.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Huh.

[Eric Austin]

You know, Dieselman, I think you might have just blown my mind. Will you come aboard the ship with me? I've got something I want to tell the rest of the story. Pirates.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Nothing would make me happier.

[Lee]

Hey, Eric. And hey, Cherry stand owner guy.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Call me Dieselman. It's my name.

[Eric Austin]

I brought Dieselman here on board the ship because.

[Nimini]

Well, why the hesitation, Eric? It's almost as if you have something embarrassing to admit to everyone on board the ship.

[Eric Austin]

The thing is, I don't know where we're going.

[Nimini]

Gasp.

[Eric Austin]

I'm not a natural born navigator, okay? When you all found me in my one man submarine, I had been lost underwater for weeks. I relied on my gps, but I couldn't get a signal down there. And I was too embarrassed to admit I could navigate without it.

[Rachel Winitsky]

There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Eric. Everyone needs help sometimes, even for the stuff that we're good at. Like how Nimini is helping me with editing memoir moir. Or how Lee is helping me memorize my checkoff lines.

[Peter]

Or how I help myself to all these pies.

[Eric Austin]

Or how Dieselman here is going to help me navigate as my new friend.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Friend?

[Lee]

Really? You mean it?

[Eric Austin]

Absolutely. You've been so generous with all your cherry wares, and you helped me realize it's okay that I need a little help navigating.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Oh, gosh, look at me blush like a cherry. Well, it's easy to get back to Route Zero. It's literally right behind you.

[Eric Austin]

That's embarrassing.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

And that's okay.

[Eric Austin]

Thank you so much, friend. But I feel bad leaving you here, Dieselman. You know, without a friend to hang out with.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Well, well, well, if it isn't my old frenemy, Dieselman. Stone Fruit Sneaselman Clone Fruit, as I live and breathe.

[Eric Austin]

Wait, Sneaselman Clone Fruit is real?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

I'm gonna need a ride back to my cherry stand, Sneaselman. You got it, Dieselman.

[Eric Austin]

I guess a frenemy is a kind of friendship. Should we do another story?

[Nimini]

Yeah.

[Eric Austin]

And here to introduce it is the author.

[Fritz]

My name is Fritz. I'm 11 years old and I live in Germany. This is my story. The real reason why dinosaurs went Extinct.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Since the dawn of time, humanity has wanted to answer the biggest questions. Where do we come from? What is out there in this great big world of ours? Why is bedtime always so early? Welcome to science. I'm your host, Fancy Accent Guy. Today we will be discussing the real reason dinosaurs went extinct. And as always, if I don't like the answer my guests provide, I'll what?

[Lee]

Throw them into a pit full of spicy stuff, which is mighty, mighty spicy.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Now, please welcome our first guest, Scientist1.

[Scientist 1]

I'm sorry, I heard something about a very deep pit full of spicy stuff.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

No, you didn't. Now, Scientist one, tell us, what is the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct?

[Scientist 1]

Well, Guy, fossil records and other DNA evidence we've uncovered shows it might have gone something like this.

[Dewey Cadell]

Just kidding. Good morning, Stegosaurus.

[Scientist 1]

Good morning, T. Rex. Hey, what should we get up to today?

[Dewey Cadell]

I just feel like there's nothing to do on Earth.

[Scientist 1]

I know. It's all hunt and roar and hunt and roar and hunt and roar. And then sometimes go to a birthday party for a dinosaur you're not even really that close with.

[Dewey Cadell]

Well, I know what we could do.

[Scientist 1]

Let's say it together, okay? 1, 2, 3.

[Dewey Cadell]

Get in a spaceship and go to space. Because there's so much more to do out there for a dinosaur with a

[Scientist 1]

dream in their heart and a lot of free time since they learned that it's pretty easy to survive as an apex predator. And away we go. Whee. And so you see, the dinosaurs never returned to Earth.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Wrong.

[Lee]

What do you mean, wrong?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Your answer is wrong, which I know, as I have a fancy accent and that means I know science. Now you get dunked in the spicy stuff pit.

[Peter]

I don't understand.

[Lee]

Where am I?

[Nimini]

What is this place?

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

Mmm.

[Lee]

Hot and spicy.

[Peter]

Queso yum.

[Lee]

Wow.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

We're two minutes into science, and we still don't know the real reason dinosaurs went extinct. But I know my viewers trust me to get the answers. That's why we have our next guest. It's Scientist 2.

[Nimini]

Pleasure to be here.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Come sit over here by this trapdoor. I mean, front door. I mean, chair.

[Nimini]

Okay, I do love chairs.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Now, scientists, too, tell us, what is the real reason dinosaurs went extinct?

[Nimini]

I think the most likely event was something like this.

[Lee]

Whoa.

[Dewey Cadell]

Check it out, Stegosaurus. We made it all the way to space.

[Scientist 1]

There are so many cool things we can do in space. Explore new planets. See whether there's life on them. Watch a star twinkle from just a few feet away. So many things. What do you think we should do?

[Dewey Cadell]

I Think we should stick magnets on the whole spaceship.

[Scientist 1]

But why?

[Dewey Cadell]

Why go even further into space when we could bring space closer to us?

[Scientist 1]

Is that how magnets work?

[Eric Austin]

Yes.

[Dewey Cadell]

Look at this magnet I brought. That looks like a rhinosaurus.

[Lee]

Whoa. Cool.

[Dewey Cadell]

Let's stick on the magnets. Done. Now our spaceship is covered in magnets and more attractive than ever before.

[Nimini]

I guess.

[Scientist 1]

I don't really know what that does for us though.

[Rachel Winitsky]

But.

[Dewey Cadell]

Wait, what's that in the distance?

[Scientist 1]

I think it's a tennis ball.

[Dewey Cadell]

No, it's bigger than that. A basketball.

[Scientist 1]

Medicine ball.

[Dewey Cadell]

Hundred foot marble.

[Scientist 1]

A giant boulder that's moving very quickly towards us.

[Dewey Cadell]

A marble the size of a skyscraper.

[Lee]

A meteorite.

[Dewey Cadell]

It's attracted to the ship and I'm

[Lee]

in love with it.

[Nimini]

And in the end, it did end

[Lee]

up hitting the dinosaurs, causing them to go extinct.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

So your scientific conclusion is as somebody stuck some magnetic stuff onto the dinosaur spaceship, causing the meteorite to be attracted to it and fall in love with the ship?

[Nimini]

Yes.

[Eric Austin]

I see.

[Nimini]

Wrong.

[Peter]

What?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

You get dunked in the spicy stuff pit and need to eat it?

[Nimini]

My answer was pure review. Hello, can anyone hear me? Yeah, I'm right here in the spicy stuff pit. It's actually pretty nice. Wish I had some chips. Hey, can you send down some chips? Pita chips would be great.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Well, audience, we still don't know the real reason dinosaurs went extinct, but I assure you, I will interview as many scientists as it takes because this is science. Please welcome our next guest. They are someone I met outside the studio who knew what a beaker was. Please welcome scientist three.

[Rachel Winitsky]

Uh, hello.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Tell us, what is the real reason dinosaurs went extinct?

[Rachel Winitsky]

Um, the thing is, now that I've seen the trap, I kind of don't

[Nimini]

want to say my answer anymore.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

So I'm sorry, you have no choice.

[Rachel Winitsky]

But it feels like there's no way for me to be right. So wrong. I actually think it was an ice agent sometime.

[Nimini]

Oh, hey, what's up, doc? Did you bring chips?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Not to worry, dear science viewers, I will not let you down. If it takes me all day, all night and a full montage, I will find the real reason the dinosaurs went extra extinct. Here we go, scientist number 100. Tell me, why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

[Peter]

They all went into the sea and became walruses.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Wrong, scientist number 200.

[Nimini]

They couldn't find enough food because the saber toothed tigers got to it first.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Wrong scientist number 300.

[Rachel Winitsky]

They decided to all leave at once so they could seem mysterious and cool.

[Peter]

3 billion spicy stuff pit dunks later

[Fancy Accent Guy]

and now introducing, literally the last person who knows anything, literally anything at all about science on this earth. Scientist 300 septillion 2.

[Nimini]

No, I won't do it. This is ridiculous. If the smartest scientists in the world couldn't figure this out, how could I? Buddy? I don't know anything about dinosaurs. Certainly don't know why they went extinct. I'm not your guy. I'm scientist 300 septillion, too.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

That's correct.

[Nimini]

What? All I said was, I'm scientist 300

[Fancy Accent Guy]

septillion', too, which is the correct answer to the question, what's the real reason dinosaurs went extinct? I'd never thought about it like that before, but it makes. Makes perfect scientific sense.

[Nimini]

Oh, I don't get it. But okay, what do I win?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

You get 300 septillion. €2.

[Nimini]

I love euros. Really?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Nope. Oh, earlier, when I said that the correct answer was your name, I lied. It actually isn't the answer.

[Nimini]

Into the pit.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

If you insist.

[Nimini]

No, that's not what I. Hey, there's enough of us to have a conference.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

You see, the truth about the real reason the dinosaurs went extinct is that they are not. Dinosaurs are coming for you. Just kidding. Or am I? Thanks for watching Science. I've been Fancy Accent Guy. Oh, excuse me. The end.

[Peter]

And now Lee speaks with the author.

[Lee]

Okay, Fritz, so first thing I need to know is about Fancy Accent Guy. Is he, like, on a TV show, or what's the context that you imagined for what you wrote?

[Fritz]

I kind of imagine it more like a club.

[Lee]

Kind of. And the club just happens to have a pit of spicy stuff that everyone potentially can fall in.

[Fritz]

Yeah.

[Lee]

So tell me more about fancy, Fancy Accent Guy. What gives him the power to do this to all the different people who have ideas?

[Fritz]

It was the small print for joining the club. They needed to sign something, and there was a small print. Fancy Accent Guy has the right to throw you all in the spicy stuff pit.

[Lee]

That is a good lesson. Always read the small print when you are signing up for clubs.

[Fritz]

Yep.

[Lee]

What exactly is in the spicy stuff pit? Like, what are the ingredients in there?

[Fritz]

Well, for that part, my dad always eats, like, this spicy, crunchy red pepper flakes. He puts it on, like, food and then. Yeah, that's how I thought of it.

[Lee]

So do you know why dinosaurs went extinct? And I promise, if you don't, I won't put you into a spicy stuff pit.

[Cash Register Bot 5000]

No, I don't.

[Kelsey]

Really?

[Fritz]

No. Well, no.

[Lee]

Well, sorry to say I lied when I said I wasn't gonna put you in the spicy stuff pit.

[Fritz]

Oh, Now I'm scared.

[Lee]

Here we go.

[Fritz]

How did you open this back door in the ground?

[Lee]

Oh, I just pressed this button right here.

[Nimini]

Where did you even get the money

[Fritz]

for all of this?

[Lee]

I've been saving up. Is there anything that you want to share to convince me to let you out of this pit before we go?

[Fritz]

Story Pirates is my favorite podcast.

[Lee]

Oh, all right. You can get out.

[Nimini]

Yeah.

[Fritz]

Um, how exactly?

[Lee]

And that's all we have time for today. Thank you so much for joining us, Fritz, and thanks for letting us perform your story.

[Nimini]

Hey, wait. I want to come out of this bit.

[Lee]

Bye.

[Nimini]

Bye. We'll be right back after a few words for the grown ups.

[Lee]

Welcome back to StoryLove, where we take stories written by kids and we read them. My name is Lee. My name is Peter, and together we are Peter and Lee. So the Story Pirates, we get tens of thousands of stories a year and we respond to every single one. Some of them we get to put on our podcast and some of them we talk about in this segment. Story Love.

[Peter]

This is all true.

[Lee]

Peter, I'm going to read our first story, if that's okay with you.

[Peter]

It is very okay.

[Lee]

Okay. From a six year old named Ethan in Canada. This is called Robot Haircut.

[Peter]

Ooh.

[Lee]

And first of all, this is probably the most incredible drawing I've ever seen.

[Peter]

It is wild.

[Lee]

There's so much going on here. First of all, obviously the centerpiece is this seven faced monster. I love this guy at the very bottom, right?

[Peter]

Yes.

[Lee]

With the multiple eyes.

[Peter]

A lot of eyes.

[Lee]

Lots of arms and legs.

[Peter]

Yes. Just maybe tentacle hair.

[Lee]

Ethan, if this was the only thing you submitted to us, it would still be one of the best things I've ever seen. All right, here's the story, though. Once upon a time, there was three monsters that destroyed a yeti and people. And then they get to the city and they took everyone's money to buy paper and rocks and scissors, and by accident, they all gave each other a haircut.

[Peter]

The end. Now, you know what my first reaction to this story was, which is this is an origin story for the game Rock, Paper Scissors.

[Lee]

Oh, how so?

[Peter]

Well, it used. This is a story we used to. Everyone used to tell each other about the time that all the monsters came and they destroyed the yeti. They went to the city and people kept telling the story over and over, and then it turned into a game and it just kept getting simplified. And today all we remember is Rock, Paper, scissors, but we don't remember the tragic events that led to its creation.

[Lee]

Wow, that's a really interesting theory. Here's my interpretation.

[Peter]

Yes.

[Lee]

The monsters were in their monster dimension, wherever it is, and they looked over into our dimension just as two kids were playing rock, paper, scissors.

[June]

Oh.

[Lee]

And they were like, that's the most valuable thing. This is how they do battle. This is, you know, what the currency is. And so when they came, they were

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

like, give us all your rock, paper, scissors.

[Peter]

And jokes on them that they stole all that money to buy rocks.

[Lee]

Right.

[Peter]

Rocks are free. That's true.

[Lee]

But how do you give an accidental haircut? That's what I want to know.

[Peter]

That's a good. That's a good point. And by accident, they gave each other haircuts. I know why. Because they were like, give us your money. We're going to buy all that paper and all those rocks and all these scissors.

[Nimini]

Whoa.

[Lee]

Right, Right. I think you explained it very well. Yeah. Ethan. Absolute genius, my friend. Thank you so much for sending this in.

[Peter]

Lee, I'm going to read this next story, if that's okay with you.

[Lee]

Please do.

[Peter]

This story was written by a 12 year old from California named Quinn. And Quinn's story is called the Soggy Sandwich.

[Lee]

Mmm.

[Peter]

The Soggy Sandwich. Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Get the soggy sandwich. The Soggy sandwich package comes with one, a sandwich, two, a bag of water and three instructions. Step one, take out the sandwich. Step two, dunk the sandwich in the water. Step three, leave it in there for eight hours. Step four, after eight hours go by, take the sandwich out. Step five, eat and drink your newly completed soggy sandwich. The Soggy sandwich comes in PB&J BLT, turkey and cheese and grilled cheese. Disclaimer. The soggy sandwich may be hazardous to your health.

[Nimini]

The end.

[Lee]

Wow, that was unbelievable. So much there. I have to take a little bit of issue with your reading of it.

[Peter]

I know what you're gonna say, and it's also what I wanted to talk about.

[Lee]

The first three line are, all caps are colon, you hungry. All caps are colon you thirsty. All caps get colon, the soggy sandwich. So to me, that reads, are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Get the soggy sandwich.

[Peter]

All right. Can I try it?

[Lee]

Yeah, please.

[Peter]

Okay. R you hungry. R you thirsty? Get the soggy sandwich.

[Lee]

Which is genius. I mean, it's like Pinteresque the way that punctuation is being used here to convey meaning.

[Peter]

I will say the first time I read it, because it said all caps are colon. I thought that was the character's name.

[Lee]

Yeah, I didn't.

[Peter]

R is speaking. Otherwise, that would be you hungry? You thirsty? The soggy sandwich. That's the character known as git. And let's be frank, get sounds like that. The soggy sandwich package comes with one, a sandwich, two. A bag of water and three instructions. Nothing to be done but eat a soggy sandwich.

[Lee]

Unbelievable story. I am not gonna eat a soggy sandwich. I also did love the way you read the disclaimer. That was the correct way to read it. Like fine print. The soggy sandwich maybe hazardous to your health. How fast can you read that?

[Peter]

The soggy sandwich may be hazardous to your health.

[June]

The end.

[Lee]

Hazardous was a little muddy.

[Peter]

I know. The soggy sandwich may be hazardous to your health.

[Lee]

The soggy sandwich may be. The soggy sandwich may be hazardous to your health.

[Peter]

Pretty good.

[Lee]

Really hard to say. Grownups and kids send us videos of you saying that as fast as you can.

[Peter]

The stocky sandwich.

[Lee]

Everyone do it.

[Peter]

Everyone do it right now.

[Lee]

We'll take a break right now.

[Dieselman Stone Fruit]

One.

[Peter]

Okay, remembered. The soggy sandwich, baby. Hazardous to your health. 1, 2, 3, go. Did you feel that?

[Lee]

Really good.

[Fritz]

Yeah.

[Lee]

Good work everybody.

[Peter]

The whole world just did it.

[Lee]

But best work of all goes to Quinn. Quinn, awesome story. You have a future in comedy, my friend.

[Peter]

Lee, will you read the final story for us, please?

[Lee]

I would love to. A seven year old named Jasper in Washington sent us this story. It's called the Book that read Itself. One day George walked into his room. He was bored, so he pulled a book out. He started to read. Then the book started reading. Reading itself.

[Nimini]

Ah.

[Lee]

He screamed. He told his mom. His mom said he was lying. He said, I'm not. His mom said, geez, you don't have to yell. It's not like I'm a mile away.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Ah.

[Lee]

Screamed George. It's an earthquake.

[Nimini]

I am a mile away.

[Lee]

George, that is normal, said mom. Oh, said George. I don't get it.

[Nimini]

The end.

[Lee]

No, I wanted to watch tv. Oh, then do that for the real end. Bye.

[Peter]

I gotta say, as I was reading this, what do you said? His mom said, geez, you don't have to yell. It's not like I'm a mile away.

[Lee]

I know you thought it.

[Peter]

I read it. As his mom said, geese, you don't have to yell. It's not like I'm a mile away.

[Lee]

Right? I knew. Do you know that I knew ahead of time that you would make that mistake? Because I always read the stories before we start filming. And Peter lives in the moment. Baby lives in the moment. Because when I first read that I was like geese. No, it's Geese.

[Peter]

Actually, you want to know a secret? I did read this before, and I still thought it was geese.

[Lee]

Oh, really?

[Peter]

Yeah.

[Lee]

Wow. It's such a interesting story.

[Peter]

You know why?

[Lee]

Why?

[Peter]

Because I'm a silly geese.

[Lee]

You silly geese. Okay, so the other thing I love about this is that you have to yell, I'm not like a mile away. And then the earthquake happens, which pulls them a mile away. Did you understand that?

[Peter]

Yeah, now I do. Yeah.

[Lee]

And the mom's like, yo, it's totally normal for an earthquake to make you a mile away from me.

[Peter]

Don't act like this is weird.

[Lee]

That's right. So don't freak out.

[Peter]

Come on, George, you silly geese.

[Lee]

I like a mom who's like, everyone calm down.

[Peter]

She's like, it's been worse.

[Lee]

That's right. And George is like, I don't get it. Well, he's never been through an earthquake before.

[Peter]

Yeah. The first time you're in an earthquake, you know what? It's earth shattering.

[Lee]

Jasper, Incredible story. That's it for StoryLove. To read all of today's stories, just head to storypirates.com this earthquake may be hazardous to your health. And guess what, Grown Ups? You can find an even longer version of today's story love on YouTube. And while you're there, subscribe to our channel, please. And make sure to watch the new videos every week. And Grown Up Story Love isn't just the name of a segment on our show. It's also the name of our incredible corporate volunteer program to find out more about StoryLove or StoryQuest, our digital creative writing program, or Story Pirates Changemakers, our nonprofit arm. Check out the show notes for links. That's it for today's episode. Thanks to today's authors, Aviva June and Fritz. And guess what? You can still send. Send us your stories and we respond to every single story we receive. Grown Ups. Your link to submit stories is in the show notes for today's episode. We'll be back next week with another brand new episode. Until then, stay creative and stay kind.

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Bye.

[Lee]

The Story Pirates podcast is a production of Story Pirates Studios, executive produced by Lee Overtree and Benjamin Salka. Co executive producers are Holly and Rizwan Kasim, Manya, Lissi Murray Sampson, Jack Schaefer and Jacob Vaughn. This episode was produced by Isabel Erricchio, Sam Baer, Peter McNerney, Lee Overtree and Brittany Stahl. Recording sound design and mixing by Sam Baer at the Relic Room in New York City. Additional production by Brett Toobin. Theme song by Bobby Lord. Musical scoring by Eric Gerson and Jack Mitchell. Our head writer is Peter McNerney. Staff writers are Megan O' Neil and Alexis Simpson. Contributing writers are Dylan Fugal and Lee Overtree. Episode artwork by Camilla Franklin. Special guest Hari Kondabolu. This episode features performances by eric austin, colin batten, ben blackman, dewey cadell, sasha diamond, cora halpern, april lavalle, martha marion, mary mcdonnell, peter mcnerney, megan o', neill, lee overtree, dave quinones, rebecca robles, anna rock, rachel winitsky, nimini ware, and brandon zelman. Hair hospital was written and produced by eli boland and mike petrie, with vocal direction by jack mitchell.

[Kelsey]

Hey, Kelsey's bakery, this is Kelsey.

[Lee]

Hi. I'd like to make an order for delivery.

[Kelsey]

What would you like?

[Lee]

One order of shortland bread, please.

[Kelsey]

Shortland bread?

[Fancy Accent Guy]

Yes.

[Lee]

One order of shortland bread.

[Kelsey]

Uh, Shortland bread?

[Lee]

Yes. Bread of the shortland variety.

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We don't have any shortland bread.

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Really? You're sold out?

[Kelsey]

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What, you don't carry shortland bread?

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But no short lin bread.

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[Kelsey]

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Short lin bread.

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[Kelsey]

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