
Today’s brand new story is dedicated to all the picky eaters out there.
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Lee Overtree
Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners. Lee here. Today's brand new story is dedicated to all of the picky eaters out there. Grown ups. The Story Pirates are on tour in October. Come see your favorite Story Pirates songs live and improv based on ideas from kids in the audience, all performed by some of the funniest Story Pirates we got. Starting October 4th, we'll be in Napa, California, San Francisco, California, San Jose, California, San Luis Obispo, California, Ketchum, Idaho, Kalispell, Montana, Missoula, Montana, Salem, Oregon and Boise, Idaho. Head to storypirates.com live to get tickets now. We'd love to see you Today's brand new story coming up after a few more words for the grown ups.
Henry
I love storytelling. I'm very different from everybody. Confusion is the step before curiosity. Okay, that's a really funny idea. We have to send that in.
Narrator
I just get some joy when I.
Henry
Hear other people giggling. I believe all the things in my story. Human beings are just able to create.
Jonah
The story part Pirates.
Lee Overtree
Welcome back to the Story Pirates podcast. If you are a picky eater, then going out to eat at a restaurant can be complicated to say the least. But the picky eater in today's news story has an interesting strategy to get what they want. See what you think. Here's the author to introduce it.
Henry
My name is Henry, I am 10 years old and I live in California. This is my story, Nuclear spaghetti.
Parent 1
Isn't this exciting?
Waiter
Jonah, my boy.
Parent 1
A family dinner at the Grand Restaurant.
Narrator
The menu has over 1,000 items, so you're bound to find something you like.
Parent 1
We know. We know you're a picky eater. Oh, here comes a waiter.
Waiter
Welcome to the Grand Restaurant. Here is our menu.
Narrator
Wow. Wow, that is big.
Waiter
Over 1000 items. Something for everyone.
Narrator
I'll have the saag paneer.
Waiter
Excellent choice.
Parent 1
I'd like the eggs Benedict with only.
Waiter
The finest hollandaise sauce. And for the young gentleman, what would you like?
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Narrator
We know.
Waiter
Uh, unfortunately we do not have nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatball, but I'm sure you can find something you like from our menu. Why don't you take a look and I'll be right back.
Narrator
Jonah, please. We took you here because you weren't eating anything at home.
Parent 1
And we are starting to worry about whether you're getting the right nutrients.
Narrator
If you would just try something, maybe you would learn that you like that too.
Parent 1
So will you please try something off the menu, please?
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Waiter
Hello, I heard screaming. Please stop. Are you ready to finish ordering?
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Waiter
Yes. Well, as I said, we do not have nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs. Perhaps you would like non nuclear spaghetti with regular non rocket powered meatballs.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Parent 1
You see what we're working with here?
Helper/Grandparent
Well, what do we have here? A picky eater.
Narrator
Who are you?
Helper/Grandparent
I was enjoying my fruit salad over there when I noticed that you were having a little trouble ordering your food.
Parent 1
We sure are.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Helper/Grandparent
I've dealt with a few picky eaters in my day. I've got kids, grandkids, and a purebred cat. Would you like me to help?
Narrator
We'd appreciate that.
Helper/Grandparent
My pleasure. I'm going to use reverse psychology. That always works on kids. Hi there, sweetheart. Are you enjoying this nice fancy restaurant?
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Helper/Grandparent
Oh, well, did you know this restaurant makes a very special dish called macaroni and cheese? Oh, but kids aren't allowed to eat it here. I'm just going to set some down right in front of you and turn my back.
Parent 1
Keep going. I think it's working.
Helper/Grandparent
I'm not going to look at that big plate of meat macaroni and cheese which kids are absolutely not allowed to have in this restaurant.
Narrator
He's picking up his spoon.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Narrator
Oh my gosh.
Waiter
Wow.
Dr. Kinder
Guten tag. Pardon me for interrupting, but I am the renowned child psychologist, Dr. Kinder.
Narrator
Oh my gosh. I've read your articles.
Dr. Kinder
I was enjoying a delicious coconut curry a few tables over and I could not help but notice you're having some issues with a picky eater. A case of picky itis this severe requires hypnosis. Let me get out the hypnotizer.
Narrator
Is that an umbrella with a black and white swirl painted on it?
Dr. Kinder
Yeah. Pardon pending now, young boy. Look into the umbrella as I spin it. You are getting weary, sleepy. Your favorite food is no longer nuclear spaghetti with or rocket powered meatballs. You enjoy many items on the grand restaurant's gigantic menu. Perhaps a steak tartar or vegetable lasagna or even chicken tender with french fries. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up and order.
Townsperson
Three, two, one.
Narrator
Jonah, are you ready to order?
Parent 1
He's nodding his head yes.
Dr. Kinder
Tell us, what would you like?
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Waiter
Really?
Dr. Kinder
Well, this is not in the literature.
Townsperson
Hey, we Heard you're having some trouble with a picky eater.
Parent 1
Who are you?
Townsperson
I'm just a guy about town. And the whole town and I have been talking about how Jonah won't eat anything but nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs. We're all here.
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Waiter
Do you all have a reservation?
Townsperson
Oh, we're not here to eat. We're here to perform a choreographed musical number to convince this kid to try something new. What a 5, 6, 7, 8.
Waiter
Different days. You have different moods. That's why it pays to try new foods. Try new food.
Parent 1
Impressive, Jonah. The entire town got together and performed a Broadway style 11:00 clock number just for you. Do you think you could please, please try a food that isn't nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Narrator
I guess we should go home and figure out how to somehow cook nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Waiter
Wait just a darn minute.
Helper/Grandparent
It's the chef.
Waiter
I've never seen him so angry.
Parent 1
Look here, kid.
Waiter
I bust my keister to make over 1000 menu items each and every night and not a single one is good enough for you.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Waiter
Yeah, I heard.
Parent 1
Well, fine.
Waiter
You want nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs. I made it for you. Here it is.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs.
Parent 1
Go on, Jonah, eat it.
Narrator
How is it, Jonah?
Parent 1
Oh my gosh, he's blasting off.
Narrator
Jonah.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rugged powered meatballs.
Narrator
Our boy. Our boy got his nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs and flew off into space.
Parent 1
What do we do now when there.
Waiter
Is the matter of bangs the check the end. Sucle bleu.
Henry
We'll be right back after a few words for the grownups.
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Lee Overtree
Hey, guess what? Season 8 of the Story Pirates Podcast is right around the corner and we need your new stories. So right is a great time to sit down and finally write that story that you've been thinking about.
Townsperson
You know that one?
Lee Overtree
The one that's so weird, so silly and so bizarre that it just makes you kind of giggle to yourself when you think about it. Remember, stories can be as short or as long as you want, and though we can't put every story we get onto the podcast, we do respond to every single story we receive. Grown ups can submit stories@storypirates.com we can't wait to read what you you've been cooking up. That's it for today's episode. Thanks for listening and a big thanks to today's author, Henry. We'll be back next week with more brand new stories. Until then, stay creative and stay kind.
Waiter
Bye.
Lee Overtree
The Story Pirates Podcast is a production of Story Pirate Studios, executive produced by Lee Overtree and Benjamin Salka. This episode was produced by Sam Baer, Peter McNerney, Andrew Miller and Lee Overtree. Recording sound design and mixing by Sam Baer at the Relic Room in New York City. Theme song by Bobby Lord Roll Call theme by Andrew Barbado Musical scoring by Jack Mitchell Episode artwork by Camilla Franklin. Nuclear spaghetti was adapted by Alexis Simpson and features performances by Sarah Morganashi, Andrew Barbado, Matt Cox, Brandon Zirko, Lindsey Ford, Peter McNerney, Megan O' Neil and Tony Rodriguez.
Jonah
My favorite food is nuclear spaghetti with rugged powered meatballs.
In this playful and imaginative episode of the Story Pirates Podcast, host Lee Overtree and the story pirates bring to life "Nuclear Spaghetti," a story written by 10-year-old Henry from California. The episode explores the world of picky eating through comedy sketches and musical numbers, following the adventures of Jonah—a determined kid who refuses to eat anything other than his favorite fantasy food: nuclear spaghetti with rocket powered meatballs. Packed with zany characters, over-the-top attempts to encourage trying new foods, and a truly explosive finale, the episode captures the joy of childhood imagination and parental mealtime woes.
Helper/Grandparent tries reverse psychology with forbidden macaroni and cheese, to no avail:
Dr. Kinder, Renowned Child Psychologist, attempts hypnosis with comical props:
Jonah’s Refusal Refrain (Multiple times):
Helper/Grandparent, on Psychology:
Dr. Kinder’s Diagnosis:
Townsperson’s Broadway Spirit:
Chef’s Outburst:
Narrator’s Exclamation as Jonah Blasts Off:
This episode is whimsical, imaginative, and full of kid-friendly humor. The exaggerated efforts to get Jonah to try new foods poke fun at classic parental and community interventions, all delivered with musical flair and comedic timing. The language is light and playful, matching the youthful spirit of its child author.
Listeners are left with the ultimate reinforcement of individuality and the limits of persuasion—sometimes, even the most creative attempts can’t sway a person’s unique taste! The episode concludes by celebrating Henry’s creativity and invites all kids to send in their own stories.
A huge thanks to Henry, age 10, for inspiring this riotously funny and imaginative journey into the world of nuclear spaghetti and rocket powered meatballs!