Ego Wodem (3:11)
All right, guys. Wow, Zowie. I say things like that, by the way. I say things like wow, Zowie. And totally megodly. And gosh, what's the other one? I say totally megodly. Wowee, Zowie. And I can't remember but like refuse to say the word awesome because I'm like, that's corny. But I say these other things. I don't know what my criteria is for corny. I don't know who makes the rules. Apparently me. But somehow they're messed up. Anyway, guys, I'm thinking about how we can make this world a better place. I've been doing a lot of thinking about it and. And that's what this podcast is about. It's about gratitude. It's about manners. It's about making the world lovely again. And I have been thinking about specifically, I need to clear my throat again. You'll hear that I have allergies. Honestly, for my listeners, I want you to get into it. I have allergies. Where all my allergy girlies and boys and they at, huh? Where's everybody at? Allergies. Why are we going to pretend we're recording podcasts and we don't have allergies? We have allergies. I have them. I will stand and be the face of the allergy afflicted community. That's not what I want to say to you. I've just gone on a tangent. Why would anyone ever give me a microphone? It's crazy, but they did. And I got something to say. So emails. What a beautiful gift from the Almighty that we each have an email address, some of us, many, myself included. I'd say I have six burners. I have real ones. I have burners. And I'm giving some of you. Oh, I shouldn't say this, but I'm gonna say it. I'm giving some of you my burner email because I don't trust that you'll have the proper decorum. And I'm gonna talk to you guys about what that proper decorum is. When someone gives you their email address, I really think it is violent to throw them on. They give you their email address for one thing. A1. Off you go. Let me get your email for this. I'll shoot you an email, no problem. Someone gives you their email and they, for one thing, you're going to shoot them an email. Fine, no problem. The violence begins when you then put them on a mailing list. Okay. And there's tears to this violence. There's like the mailchimp violence and that is putting them on a newsletter via mailchimp, putting them on this address book on mailchimp. And, and, and, and now they're getting a newsletter every week, every month that they didn't sign up for. You're now giving them the task of clicking unsubscribe at the bottom of the email. And then, and then they ask you why do you want to unsubscribe? And every time I am going to click because I did not sign up for this and this person has to go to jail. That's not that it actually says, but, but it should say that. Throw them in the jail. But the people who really need to go to jail, the people who then put you on a mailing list where it's not a mailchimp, they've created their own. You're on a bcc. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. I'm on a bcc. I'm on a newsletter. I'm on a group email. It keeps coming to me every month and I now have the task of emailing this person I may or may not even know well and saying, hi, I'd love to be removed from this list that I never asked to be a part of. You've abused, abused. You've abused having my email address, even if it is the burner. It's, it's violent and I have to email them and say, hey, hope you're well. Also don't know you that well, but can you take me off of your mailing list that I didn't sign up for where you're like giving me updates on whatever you have going on now. You know, I gave you this email address for one thing and here you are using it for another. I'm going to go ahead and say, not cool. Not cool, guys. So if someone gives you their email address and I know it's, someone's going to go easy for you to say, listen, I'm not putting, I'm not just throwing people willy nilly on mailing lists. I don't think I've ever been like, here's my new not. I don't think I know. I haven't gone, here's my newsletter you did not sign up for and now you're part of it and you're BCC and you're going to have to email me as an individual, which I know you don't want to do. To say, get up the list, take me off the list. No one wants to do that. That is such an awkward exchange. And so guys, if someone gives you the email address, use it for the thing. And if you want to add them to a mailing list, ask if they'd like to be included. The onus should be on you to do the work to then form the list accordingly. Not to make people go, I have to email them awkwardly and be like, can you take me off, please? Hope you're well, hope everything's good. Happy holidays. You know, let's be. Let's operate with some decorum when it comes to email addresses, okay? And that, my friends, is my official platform because I will not be running for office, as I've mentioned many times here, but maybe by the time we do enough episodes of the podcast, I'll have a real platform to stand on and I could run for office. Apparently there are no rules anymore. Whatever. Tbd. Will I be president? Will I not. We go see. Which is something I like to say all the time about everything in life we gonna see because it's true. I. And that's a Drake thing. And that is someone I talk about with Ron Funches. Actually, I'm not going to tell you where in the episode we talk about Drake, but it's in there and it's a good conversation. Ron is wise, he's got a lot of heart, and my God, he is funny. So you're going to want to listen to this combo and this combo is actually going to stick with me, namely because of the stuff he said about Drake, which I won't be telling you where in the episode it is. And there's no way you can rub the scrubber. Pull the scrubber deeper in the episode trying to find it. That'd be too much work. Just listen, do yourself a solid. Do me a solid. Actually, actually British now. Oh my gosh. Someone get the episode going. I might up this intro.