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A
Hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of the bonus podcast. I'm your host, as always.
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B
Oh, I thought you were gonna say your name. I was waiting.
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A
I know.
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B
Okay. I'm the co host.
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A
Yeah.
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B
So they don't know your name.
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A
They know you. So I have to restart my whole rabies thing because they don't like that I skipped day three, which I didn't skip day three. The Indonesian doctor told me I did not need it. So I'm restarting my whole rabies thing.
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B
Not optimal timing, too, because we go to LA on Wednesday. It's Monday today. We leave in two days. And she's supposed to get a shot today, and then on Thursday, and it's 5:00pm here right now, so I don't know where she's supposed to get a shot at 5pm and then on Thursday, we have a schedule from 6am through tomorrow.
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A
You mean you said Thursday.
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B
No, Thursday.
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A
Oh, like in la?
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B
Yeah, in la. Like the day you're supposed to get shot.
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A
I'll just start it on September 1st and hope for the best.
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B
I think you're fine because she said that, like, the. The second medication that's down low is, like, the hyper. It's like a. It's like a booster to, like, keep you immune for a week. I don't know.
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A
Probably gonna die, guys.
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B
No, she's not. You said, am I gonna be on that list? You do not want to be on that list. That list is people who got rabies.
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A
I'll probably be fine.
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B
You were saying it like it was a badge of water. I'm like, no, if you see that, that's not good.
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A
I don't have rabies. What if clients don't want to see me because I think I have rabies Gro.
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B
That's not how it works. It's not, like, airborne.
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A
Really?
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B
Yeah.
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A
So if I bit you right now.
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B
Why is your brain like this?
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A
If I bit you.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Would you get rabies?
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B
I don't know. I don't know if, like, the seed's been implanted already or if it's, like, incubating.
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A
Like, can I kiss Cyrus? I should have asked for this. I need to call Sonia back on the way home. Anyway, so then I went to Komodo, and I went diving, and it was beautiful, wonderful, phenomenal, amazing diving. Best diving I've ever done. And then I went to Bali, and it was magical.
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B
You're over it.
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A
I don't want to talk about my trip anymore.
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B
Okay, fair enough.
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A
But today was an exciting day because my sign went up at sba and it is coming together. Everything looks great. I did push construction three weeks because I needed an element to be in the front desk that no one did their due diligence to find if this existed until I did.
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B
Wait, wasn't it brand new, though? Like, it came out afterwards?
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A
No, it's been out since, like, 2023.
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B
Oh, really?
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A
Yeah.
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B
Huh.
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A
So no one did their due diligence this time.
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B
It's not me. That's not my job anyway, so agree with that.
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A
Yeah, I'll give you a pass this time.
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B
That is not my job. Who said that? Was that in Drake and Josh?
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A
I don't know Drake and Josh, but.
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B
That'S not my job.
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A
That's why I get anxiety and stress, is because nobody thinks the way I do, and no one cares the way I care. And no one goes above and beyond, no matter how much you pay people. It's just, like, sucks.
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B
Well, I think the reason we needed that element was because you changed how you wanted to do things after we had already ordered.
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A
No, but people should have thought that through with me. And. And, like, I have so much going on in my brain. Like, I feel like that could have been a thing that people are like, oh, like, why would. If you want one, why would you not want the other? You know what I mean?
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B
I've never seen someplace offer both.
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A
Well, that's why we're Savannah boda aesthetics.
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B
Well, that's why you're Savannah bota aesthetics. That's why you, like, have you.
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A
I think different times of year they probably do. This is very cryptic, but it's. Cause you guys can't know what it is. But it's like, we'll tell you one day. It's a thing that you want different during different times.
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B
Hmm. So anyway, we went and saw the spa. It's coming along.
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A
Stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, amazing.
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B
Some elements are even better than I thought.
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A
Like, yeah, I think I've just been really distracted lately with, like, a lot of, like, personal shit. And so now that it's getting closer, like, I'm like, my head's in the game. Like, I feel like when I first did my business, one, I didn't have money to make it amazing. And also, two, like, I didn't really have much going on in life. Like, I wasn't married, I didn't have a child. Like, I don't know. I think I was just, like, so focused on it that, like. And it was all me. And I think this time, like, around, I have, like, a team, so I've like put stuff on other people and like, at the end of the day, like, what makes SBA SBA is like when I am like fully 100% enwrapped in every fucking aspect. And it is such a larger scale. Like, it would have been fine. Like, it would have been good. Like, we would have been open, it would have been great, but it wouldn't be to the level that I need it to be. And so there's like a lot of things. And also too, I will say, like, what we realized was doing the house. Everything, like got like, my house was supposed to be done before we ever even did this wall. But I waited so long to start construction because obviously, like, I'm young and I'm a first time, like, building a home. Like, technically, like the house I'm in now was built, but it was a builder grade home. So like, it was already like, you don't pick anything besides, like colors, you know, it's like the home is the home.
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B
They have floor plans.
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A
Yeah, like they have floor plans. You pick it and they build it. So, like, yes, it was a new home, but it wasn't like a. It's not a custom build. It's very cookie cutter. And it was amazing. And it is amazing for what it is. But like building a home of this caliber and a spa of this caliber, which. Well, the home first, I was just like, we were the first person to buy a lot in this neighborhood. Okay. Like the very first. And like the price that the houses were supposed to be priced at has completely changed, which can happen in a new neighborhood. But basically I didn't. Okay, Long story long. I might have explained this before. There was a company that Tyler and I looked at for builders and like, they looked amazing, phenomenal. And then we like dug into them deeper and like, they've changed names like five different times. Like, they've been sued so many times by like fucking people over. We got wind that because we went to them first to like tell them, hey, we're like, bought this lot, like, we might want to use you. And then they. We ended up not using them because we found out they were sketchy. But then they weaseled their way into being one of the builders in that neighborhood. So we're like, fuck, they're gonna like outbid and out price all these people and then they're never gonna be able to move into their homes. And then we're gonna be stuck in our home in a dying neighborhood. And then like, I could die. Something could happen. I could give rabies and die. And then we have this huge home, this expensive home that like can't get sold because nobody wants to live in a neighborhood with like half built homes all around it. So I was a very mature and responsible choice that I made to not break ground right away until, like they figured out if that builder was going to be in that neighborhood or not. Because I was like, I'm not fucking building my house if they're going to be in here. Like, I don't trust them. Like, they fucked over so many neighborhoods in dfw. Like, it's not good. So anyways, they sold themselves out.
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B
Like, really slay marketing though.
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A
Such good marketing. Like, you can't trust marketing. Like, the marketing ate. Like their website ate. But they are scammers.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And so they finally got out of the neighborhood. I was like, okay, cool. Amazing. And then it was like six months had passed since we had like bought it. And then also, like, when you're building a home and like you have an interior, an architect, like, so much changes. And then like our architect was like on trips and like, there was just so much. And like we went with like a single lady, small firm. Not even a firm, like literally just like a lady that builds, that draws homes. Like, she doesn't have a team.
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B
She eats.
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A
But she did amazing. But it took probably twice as long. But we saved more than half of what we would have had to pay if I did anyone else. So it was like, it took longer, but it was way cheaper anyways. So the house thing, like, it just like, that's why everyone's like, is this house getting built? I know I like announced that we bought our lot like fucking two years ago. But it's like, it's a big financial commitment and I wanted it to be perfect architectural wise. And I did not want to be the idiot that broke ground.
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B
Yeah.
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A
In a neighborhood that wasn't going to make it. So I was like, I'm going to let other people start building and like, start to see like what their house is going to be priced at before. I mean, it's just fucking smart. I'm smart.
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B
I'm also. You don't want to ever be like the most expensive neighborhood and then you can never sell. So like.
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A
Or the cheapest, you know, I'm like, I want to see what other people are doing. Like what the vibe is. Like, let's let a couple people do it. And again, I was making sure that this other builder was not going to be buying up the lots and being in our neighborhood because they would have the neighborhood to the ground. And thank God, because you would have.
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B
Just sold your lot.
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A
Yeah, I would have just. That's what I was gonna do. I was like, I'll hold on to the lot because either way, I'm gonna make money off this lot. Because now the lots are, like, 300,000 more than what it was when I got it. And I have the best lot.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Thank you, Tyler. Tyler picked that lot. And it was funny because then when we had builders out there, like, bidding us, they're all like, if I had to pick any lot, like, to have, like, it would be this lot. So you got the best lot. And I'll say, she didn't trust me.
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B
At first, but I wanted to be.
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A
In a cul de sac. I wanted a cul de sac house because I grew up in a cul de sac, and it's just safe. And I like cul de sacs. I just like a cul de sac.
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B
I don't know. I love a cul de sac, but the cul de sac lots in that neighborhood aren't good. Yeah, they're not good.
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A
And you got less land. And, like, it was just, like, not great.
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B
It was just the shape of the lots.
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A
Yeah. This lot, definitely. We have the best lot.
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B
Yeah.
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A
So anyways, we let other people build, and then we started the house. And then during that time, it was like, oh, fuck, our lease is about to be up for sba. We have to find a new place. And so we did. And, like, obviously, like, that, like, my house can be whenever. Like, I'm not gonna ever. Like, there's no rush for me getting into this home other than just like, purely wanting to be in a new home. You know what I mean? Like, there's. It's not like, my house is for sale and, like, someone bought it, and, like, I have to move out tomorrow. So what funds the house is my business. And so, you know, I was like, this has to be the priority sba. We're on a short timeline with this. Like, we gotta get this up and going. And so we have the same interior designer for my home as we do the spa. And so we were doing both at the same time, and it was like 10 hour meeting days. And, like, certain points, I was just like, sure, sure, sure. And I was just saying yes to stuff to get through it. And I realized I, like, wanted to take, like, a pause on, like, the interior aspect of the house because it was just too much, and I don't want to regret anything. And it was just, you Know when you're in, like, a meeting, like, it is so much, guys, so many drawings. Oh, my God. Because I didn't want to pay out the ass to get 3D renderings, because that's literally, like. I think they quoted. What was it, like, $30,000 or was it more?
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B
It's a lot of hours to. It's so much to pay attention to 3D rendering.
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A
I can't pay. Like, I have a very. I'm very particular when I do something, but I have a short span of attention. And, like, once you lose me, like, I'm ADHD and I don't take medication, so it makes me mean. You think I'm mean now, bitch?
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B
I knew you when you did.
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A
I was fucking Satan. So I was the daughter. Daughter of Satan on Adderall. That made me so irritable.
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B
I did quit.
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A
Yeah. So anyway, I just got very overwhelmed and, like, now.
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B
And there was also, like, a lot of issues with the house with, like, tariffs, when that whole thing.
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A
Oh, my God. It was just, like, one thing after another.
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B
And so, like, there were a lot of elements that Savannah was like, no, it has to be there, but I'm not paying five times the price for tariffs.
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A
So I was like, we'll wait on it. So we had to wait for, like, our certain tiles to get, like, stone. So now everything's picking back up, which is nice. But, yeah, I. That's kind of what the stuff with the spa is like. I was like. I was like, you know, just so tired at some of these meetings, like, it'd either be the house first and then spa last or, like, spa first and then the house last and whoever was last. I was making decisions that I would not have made if I was fully keen. Like, if I was aware and, like, actually paying attention. Like, I would have not said yes to a lot of stuff. And so, like, per example, I took a fucking sink out of the break room. Like a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, motherfucking dumb idiot. Like, the fucking stupidest thing I could have fucking done.
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B
It was so funny. Savannah was like, whose idea was this? And then our interior designers were like, I just checked my notes. It was yours, babe.
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A
Like, stupid. Like, I wasn't thinking, and it's because I was just being fed too much information at once, and I was just trying to get everything done and balance it all. Like, it is a lot building a house and a spa at the same time and doing everything else that I do and being a mom and doing social media. Oh, my God. But I'm so thankful and grateful, you know, of course, like, there could be worse things. But just to explain where my mind's been at, like, now we're going back as it gets closer to this spa, and I'm like, there's certain things that I'm like, I wish I would have caught, you know? And if I didn't have so much on my plate and I was able to focus on one thing, I would have. And it's hard because it's like, yes, I have a bunch of people. I have a designer, I have Tyler, my team. But it's like, they don't think the way that I think. And I'm glad they don't, because then everyone could be me. And I think that's really what I've come to realize. Not that they're not amazing and wonderful. It's just everyone has their own skills and talents, and I just have a very peculiar brain. And, like, I am very visual with stuff. And so what started to happen is I just didn't even want to think about the smaller house for a while because I was just so exhausted. I'd go to bed and just sleep. But part of, like, not only my manifestation, but also visualization of things and, like, how I come up with really cool ideas and how all my ideas come to life is I literally, like, will close my eyes right before I go to sleep and I'll visualize, like. And for a while, I couldn't fucking visualize this wall either, because it was, like, nothing. You know what I mean? Like, in the very beginning, when things were being decided, like, it was just looking at a paper and, like. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I couldn't, like, imagine myself, like, closing my eyes and, like, walking through each room, each hallway, and, like, seeing what it would look like. Like, I couldn't do that until, like, the walls and stuff were up. And then once that's done, like, it's like, a fucking lot of money and time to take the wall down and fix it. And so I wasn't able to have that, like, mental visualization of the spa until the walls were up, which is, like, counterintuitive, because then the walls are fucking up, right? So maybe I should have paid 30k to get a 3d rendering. I don't know. But even then, I, like, not until probably two, three months ago, I started to really be able to see it all come together. Like, the colors, the palettes, everything. And then I would be able to, like, close my eyes and, like, at night, walk through it and, like, that's how you start to like, manifest things that you want. Like this spa I've visualized it doesn't look the way that it was, but it was like in the same vein, you know, like pretty similar. Like same vibe, just not like same paint color and arches and like the exact like, layout, but like the essence was there anyway. So, like certain things that like, I. Okay, so my double edged sword is like caring too much and being amazing and nice to people, but also is why I have a really good team. So Lauren is like our black cat. And she likes like dark, moody rooms, you know, and so I'm not really that way when it comes to my aesthetic. It's just not me. But I wanted her to have something that felt very hers. And so I was like, okay, I'm gonna make one of these rooms. Cause I could have gone two different ways with this room. I could have gone light and airy with the theme that I was going for, or it could have gone like a little bit more dark and stormy. And I went dark and stormy for her specifically. And I had these rooms mapped out to where it was. Like when all the doors are open, the first room is like green. I'm sorry, pink, green.
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B
Gray.
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A
No, because it was supposed to go pink, green, neutral, green, pink. That's how it was supposed to be. And then the room that she was supposed to be in was like, just easier access for her and it was better size for like what she needed. And so last minute I was like, well, you know how this is laid out. She would be in the, like, brighter room and, you know, me or whoever would be in the darker room. And so I was like, it's not going to work out that way. Like, she needs to be in one of the green rooms. And so I moved the green room into the middle and put the brighter one on the other side. Are you all following? It was supposed to go pink, green, bright green pink. Okay, that was like the order. So, like the bright one was in the middle. So green pink, bright green pink. Okay. And then I switched. And so then when everything got fucking done, it was pink, green, green neutral, which was bright pink. What are you doing?
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B
Working.
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A
Okay, that's fine. As long as you're not texting. Boys, do your homework. Yeah. So I fucked myself over by trying to be nice to Lauren. But then we decided to just go completely dark with that room instead of doing green. So now it goes pink, green, dark, bright pink. Because it would have been like $50,000. And of course, actually it's Funny, the most expensive tile I picked is her room, which was not on purpose. It's just like what looked best with the vibe. And it's fucking stunning. So if we had had a tear, like, you can't use any of that tile. And the tile was already up. The cabinets were already in. The cabinets were painted the color they needed to be. Like, we could paint them. But also the orientation. Like, it was the wrong side. So it wouldn't have been an easy little switch to do paint it. Like, it would have been like, full demo. Okay. Like, redoing everything. And it would have cost me probably 60,000 dol to swap those rooms. And I'm already like 2.5 million in the hole. So I was just like, we gotta make a solution. But again, there was little things like that that no one else would have caught that. And I didn't even catch that because my head wasn't in the fucking game. And it was a last minute decision that I made to appease Lauren and make her happy. And I'm glad I did it because now, honestly, it looks better than it would have. Everything works out the way it's supposed to.
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B
And it's like the worst for me. Or I just get scared because I can see it in Savannah's face when something's like, oh, fuck. Like, here we go. Like, I'm like buckling in. Like, yeah, ready for the.
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A
And. But, you know, and I thought about it and I'm like, it's my dream spa. I'm spending so much money on this. Like, I deserve to have it the way that I fucking want it to be, you know? Like, yes, it's gonna cost money, but thankfully, this situation, like, we saved it. It looks great. I just. I can't really think about it because I still, like, in my head, like, it's still wrong. It's still wrong.
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B
It's not though. It looks good now. It really does. Yeah, you know it does.
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A
It does. It's. But it's like at a point it was, oh, my God, like, once we get it done, I'll show you guys, like, what it was, and you'd be like. Because it literally went pink, green, green, neutral, bright pink. And it should have gone pink, green, neutral, bright. And when I say neutral bright, it's like, I'm not gonna say bright. I don't know why the fuck I'm saying bright pink, green, neutral. Okay? Like tan. Think tan green, pink. And then I swapped the neutral room with the green room, and then it went pink, green, green, neutral, pink. And you can't have that. You just can't.
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B
No, never. Horrible. Disgusting.
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A
And then today, I'm still upset about this. Oh, no. I'm gonna fucking fuck someone up. I'm gonna fuck someone up, Tyler. Well, besties.
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B
You want me to talk about it? Okay.
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A
I strategically made this room. Everything has been so thought out, okay? Everything. I didn't do this. No one told me about this. They should have fucking switched the orientation back to architecture days. We should have had that side be the break room and that other side be a treatment room, okay? If they had known in their heads that that's gonna have to go there, okay? Anyways, this one room, okay, the very edge room, is, like. The vibe is like, trees, okay? And the outside of that room is the most fucking stunning, beautiful, gorgeous tree, okay? The windows are huge. A big tree, and it's swaying in the wind. It's stunning, okay? I walk in there today, after I'm gone for three weeks, what do I see? Three fucking AC units covering my tree. Three tall AC units covering half the window, obliterating the obstruction of the tree. Can't happen. Won't do. It's bad, Tyler, and you know it.
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B
No, no, no, I completely agree.
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A
Like, it's bad.
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B
I'm just giving you your moment. You got kind of scary for a second, so I didn't want to.
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A
Oh, I'm mad. I'm very mad. I'm very mad about it because I would have literally sacrificed my fucking office of you for that. Like, I don't care where they have to put them. They can go in my office. I don't care.
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B
You're like, I'll sit on them.
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A
They're not going there. I don't give a fuck who I have to fuck or suck to get that moved. It's getting moved.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Like, it's not happening. And. No. Like, I specifically.
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B
Yeah. I just don't think it's.
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A
I just don't understand.
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B
I don't think it's like an architectural.
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A
No, I know.
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B
It's not like we couldn't have gotten an H VAC plan with that. You know what I mean?
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A
I just wish someone would have prepared me and been like, by the way, there's gonna be AC units here. Just so you know. And then I would have been like, board up the fucking window. Like, let's make it a no window room. Like, that's what I would have done. You know what I mean?
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B
I don't think swapping the spa layout would have been better.
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A
No, I know. When I think about it deeply. Obviously it wouldn't have worked, but I wish that we could have put the AC units, like, outside of the window of the break room.
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B
I'm just wondering.
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A
Outside of the shipping window, outside of my office. Like, anywhere but a fucking peaceful ass treatment room. Like, that room is so stunning. It is my main room, first of all. My main room, my main occupancy.
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B
Oh, I thought the other one was.
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A
No, no, no. That room, Yes. I love that room. Because of the tree. It's the only room that has. And that's the thing. It's the only room that has a beautiful tree that you can look at while you're getting your treatment. And it's so close to the window, and it's just so beautiful. And then they fucking plopped AC units there right under my nose. And when I saw that, I was hoping I went fucking blind from rabies. I was hoping I was having a fucking hallucination.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Like, out of everything, with building this ball. That is the worst thing that could have happened. That is the worst thing that has happened. Tyler. It is so ugly. It is an obstruction. It is a monstrosity. It is hideous. Like, I hate. I won't work here.
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B
She goes again, threatening to strike.
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A
I won't work. Especially, like, it's like, something that was already so beautiful and then they just ruined it.
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B
Yeah, no, I get it.
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A
Like, that tree is so pretty. Like, if there was, like, nothing there to begin with, it'd be like, okay, like, we can find a way to cover them. Whatever. There is no way to cover them. And they're covering a beautiful tree. It has to go, like, who do I need to talk to? And you know what? I said it is gonna go because everything works out for me.
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B
Yeah.
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A
They're gonna be gone.
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B
They are.
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A
There's no way that it will stay.
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B
Never.
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A
Tyler.
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B
I. I'm just wondering, like, why, like.
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A
Why they did it?
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B
No, no, I don't understand why they did it. That's literally the only place on the building. They can go there. But I'm wondering, like, why can't. Like, why do we need that sidewalk? You know what I mean? Like, why can it go.
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A
Take the sidewalk off.
- [25:52]
B
Yeah. I feel like there has to be a million solutions.
- [25:57]
A
You have to make this happen, Tyler. I will not. I can't. For my mental health. I cannot deal with it. I just need someone to fix it. I don't want to be involved. I just want to know when it's done. Promise me, not that you're going to get it fixed. But promise me that you'll do everything in your fucking power.
- [26:19]
B
Yeah, of course.
- [26:20]
A
Okay. And I don't want to hear about it until it's finished and it's done. And if it's not done, then burn the fucking building down. I'm not kidding. It is. Guys, when you see, if you saw it, you'd be like. You're not dramatic. I'm not entirely. Will call me out on my shit every fucking day. It is not dramatic. It is horrible. Three tall AC units blocking my window.
- [26:39]
B
Okay. The level you're at, I personally probably wouldn't be at, but you're not. You're absolutely valid. Yeah, it's like. Like you would think, like someone had, that a world disaster is happening.
- [26:52]
A
It is a world disaster. This is the worst thing that could happen. It's pretty fucking bad, Tyler. It's pretty fucking bad.
- [27:00]
B
Yeah.
- [27:01]
A
It's not the vibes that SBA should give. We shouldn't give. Oh, my God. Here, come get your facial looking AC unit.
- [27:08]
B
Well, I don't even.
- [27:09]
A
And especially when the tree is there. The tree is so pretty. The tree is so pretty.
- [27:14]
B
Which, yeah, I guess for me it's just like the bed is facing the other way from the window.
- [27:19]
A
I don't give a fuck. Because when you walk in the room, you're gonna see it. I don't care. I know it has to go. Yeah, it has to go.
- [27:27]
B
Okay.
- [27:28]
A
I will move them myself at night.
- [27:32]
B
And reconnect them to what?
- [27:36]
A
I don't know. But they have to go somewhere else and you have to figure it out, Tyler. You have to promise me you're gonna figure it out.
- [27:41]
B
Add it to the list.
- [27:42]
A
No, you know what? Our priority list. That is priority over everything. Nobody eats until that's done. Okay.
- [27:49]
B
Good thing I ate right before the podcast.
- [27:51]
A
Yeah, and you didn't feed me either. I haven't ate a morsel today. I'm hangry, I'm tired, I'm jet lagged. I probably have rabies. They just ruined my dream spa.
- [28:02]
B
The dream spa Looks absolutely stunning. Gorgeous. It's just a little hiccup on the outside of it.
- [28:09]
A
Pretty big one. Like my shock when I saw that.
- [28:16]
B
No. Yeah, I walked out to Casey and I was like, code red. I don't think I've ever said that to her.
- [28:28]
A
So. But other than that, it's great.
- [28:30]
B
Yeah, everything's coming along really nicely.
- [28:32]
A
I wish we could have put those, like, in front of my office or something.
- [28:37]
B
You would rather have them when people.
- [28:38]
A
Pull up on the side of the building. On my side? Yes. Because I have that side window. I'd rather have them there. I would rather have them anywhere but where they are. It's just like anyone. Like, he should have known. Like, oh, I don't think Savannah's gonna like this.
- [28:59]
B
Who's he? The H Vac guy?
- [29:02]
A
Yeah.
- [29:03]
B
Do you know him? Okay, he wasn't tribest. It was the H Vac company.
- [29:09]
A
Well, he should have. He should know, okay? He should know. They need, like, an H vac 101. Like, don't put him in front of a fucking window. That's crazy.
- [29:22]
B
I'm sure there are a lot of H vac things that go in front of windows.
- [29:26]
A
Probably at, like, a veterinarian clinic.
- [29:28]
B
No. Even at home.
- [29:30]
A
Not my home.
- [29:33]
B
Actually.
- [29:34]
A
I know. Not my new home, but my current home. Yes. Yes, there is one in front of my fucking window, okay? And it haunts me. I should be able to have one space in my life where I don't have an H Vac fan in front of a window.
- [29:52]
B
Is there one in your new home?
- [29:54]
A
On the side?
- [29:55]
B
No. I know. Maybe it's below a window.
- [29:59]
A
No, it's not. I don't know, but you better find out. Everyone better fucking fear me in an H Vac unit. Okay?
- [30:08]
B
Okay. Moving on. We're losing them.
- [30:12]
A
That's all. I mean, that really consumed my brain today. That really is what I feel. I don't drink, but I want to.
- [30:22]
B
There's a real good place down the street. Two drinks and you'll be good. No Roy G's.
- [30:28]
A
Yeah. Tyler is in his little gayborhood era and he still won't take me to pinkies.
- [30:33]
B
You've been gone.
- [30:35]
A
I've asked to go to pinkies for two years.
- [30:38]
B
It changed to pinkies like two months ago. It used to be called Mr. Mister.
- [30:42]
A
Okay. But I've wanted to go since two months ago.
- [30:45]
B
Okay.
- [30:46]
A
Just making sure I go to pinkies. I'm trying to think. Anything else new about this wall other than me delaying cabinet install because of the thing that I can't tell you about? I know, very vague, but basically we.
- [30:59]
B
Are at a place where it's really just finishing touches at this point. Like all the baseboards and all the cabinets and shell. Like, everything is painted, prepped tiles in. Now it's just gonna be like wallpaper and everything. Installing Wal Decorative lighting.
- [31:20]
A
Decor.
- [31:21]
B
Yeah.
- [31:22]
A
H Vac unit is getting moved.
- [31:30]
B
Yeah.
- [31:32]
A
I won't move in. I'm not gonna keep harping on it, but I'm just saying if I don't have My signature room candle and spray. Those are my restrictions.
- [31:40]
B
Or where are you gonna go?
- [31:42]
A
Where am I gonna go?
- [31:43]
B
Yeah.
- [31:43]
A
Nowhere. Everyone's getting fired. Everyone's not gonna have a job. So we all better figure out how it's gonna happen. We're all homeless and jobless. What's the likelihood of this getting fixed?
- [31:56]
B
I'm not an H vac expert, but.
- [31:57]
A
Like, what's your intuition tell you?
- [32:00]
B
My intuition tells me that everything works.
- [32:02]
A
Out to me and I'm God's favorite. And it will. It'll be fine.
- [32:05]
B
Yep.
- [32:07]
A
Right? Were you gonna say that?
- [32:10]
B
Absolutely not.
- [32:11]
A
You're gonna say.
- [32:12]
B
No, I was just gonna say it's gonna be complicated because there's, like, again, it's all concrete right there. There's, like, literally that space of greenery that was.
- [32:20]
A
Why does it have to be on greenery? Does it prefer to be on greenery?
- [32:23]
B
No, I think, like, there's, like, things in the hole.
- [32:25]
A
In the water?
- [32:26]
B
No, in the. Like, through the ground. Through the ground. They run.
- [32:30]
A
Make more earth.
- [32:31]
B
No, but you know what I'm saying?
- [32:32]
A
Like, I think pull up the concrete somewhere else.
- [32:35]
B
Yeah, that's what I said. But then there's another window. You know what I mean? I'm just. It's like kicking the can down the street.
- [32:46]
A
I can't do this, Tyler. I really. I really can't. Why do we have. Why can't they make it not that big? Oh, I don't like it. That looks like a stress rash. That looks like a histamine reaction.
- [33:02]
B
Well, you're stressing me out.
- [33:04]
A
Welcome to my life, bitch. My chest is probably splotchy. I'm stressed, too. I want this ball to be done, and I don't want it. I don't. Like. I didn't want this to happen, clearly. But it's gonna work out because I'm God's favorite. Everyone's told me that my whole life. Everything works out for me. I'm. It's gonna be fine. They're gonna, like, find a new invention because of this. And, like, won a Nobel priest Peace Prize. What do they win when they do something good? What did. What did. What's her face?
- [33:35]
B
Nobel Peace Prize is a Nobel prize that is specifically for peace, so you will.
- [33:41]
A
That is peace. It's giving me peace.
- [33:44]
B
Like, they have Nobel Prize for, like, science and, like, stuff like that.
- [33:47]
A
Well, they're giving me peace, so it is a peace prize. What's the one that plated. Got the. Did they win Nobel Prize?
- [34:00]
B
This is a wrap. She needs to go to bed.
- [34:03]
A
Wait, it was the New York Times. No.
- [34:05]
B
Yeah.
- [34:06]
A
Yeah, it was the Times Magazine. Didn't someone get a Nobel Prize recently?
- [34:10]
B
Absolutely not.
- [34:11]
A
No one?
- [34:12]
B
Not that I know of. A Nobel Prize? No. We would have heard about that.
- [34:19]
A
Yeah, we would have. All right, everyone pray for the H Vac situation.
- [34:26]
B
We love you guys.
- [34:27]
A
We do.
- [34:28]
B
Pray for me.
- [34:29]
A
Oh, pray for me.
- [34:34]
B
No, I need the prayers.
- [34:38]
A
You don't even believe in God. Don't pray for him. Actually, maybe they should pray for you to get saved.
- [34:45]
B
Stop it.
- [34:47]
A
Jesus is the way of love and life.
- [34:49]
B
Tyler, do you have a Team Jesus shirt?
- [34:52]
A
I don't have to have merch to believe in it.
- [34:55]
B
I'm just. I'm just.
- [34:55]
A
You're a fake prophet.
- [34:57]
B
I'm just asking.
- [34:58]
A
You're a fake believer.
- [35:02]
B
Love you guys. Have a wonderful week.