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- [00:06]
Savannah Boda
Hey, hey, hey. Happy Monday. It's Tyler and Savannah and we're here to slay, period. Right?
- [00:14]
Tyler
Yeah, I couldn't come up with that, but I'll let you have your moment.
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Savannah Boda
Thank you. For those of you watching the video today, I'm in. My MILF shirt says, man, I love fish.
- [00:25]
Tyler
You do? Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
I love fish. I am so excited for us to have two fish tanks. One in my house and one in the spa. I can't wait.
- [00:34]
Tyler
It's been a minute. I mean, you haven't had fish in what, three years?
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Savannah Boda
I have a fish at my house.
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Tyler
Oh, I forgot about that.
- [00:41]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. What's its name again? I forgot about that fish too. Wait, what is his name? I feel like such a bad mom.
- [00:55]
Tyler
This is what happens when you get too many animals.
- [00:57]
Savannah Boda
Okay. But they're all taken care of by Lance. No, I take care of the cats and semi the dogs, but Lance stays home. So he is like the keeper of the animals. I'm just like, give them the love and affection and he just makes sure that they're fed and clean.
- [01:13]
Tyler
But this fish was like, for like three years. You didn't have a fish.
- [01:17]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. What is the fish's name? That's really gonna bother me.
- [01:24]
Tyler
It seems like we can give it a new name.
- [01:29]
Savannah Boda
I have to know. Text Lance. Ask him what the name of the fish is.
- [01:32]
Tyler
Do you think Lance is gonna.
- [01:34]
Savannah Boda
Oh, it's Oova.
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Tyler
Oh, wait, no, that is right.
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Savannah Boda
It's Uva. Because uva means grape in Spanish and he's purple. And then also like, uva could be like uva rays.
- [01:43]
Tyler
That's so funny. You got there.
- [01:46]
Savannah Boda
I got there. Yeah. But we'll probably, I don't know, a lot of animals. I was going through this phase where I was, like, really struggling with my mental health. And the only thing that, like, fulfilled me was, like, taking care of something else. So I would just, like, get a fish or a reptile and or dog. But now I'm in therapy.
- [02:08]
Tyler
So now she's in therapy and getting complimented by 13 year olds online.
- [02:14]
Savannah Boda
Okay, well, so my new obsession. So anyway, we'll get into this episode. So we just got back from New York and was an amazing trip. We'll get into that. But when I got home, like, it just like my depression has gotten so bad. Like, I have just been sleeping. Today's like the first day, actually, which is a good day because I was kind of worried about recording today because I was like, numb for the past, like, week. But today's the first day that I actually like, feel like decent. But ever since we got back from New York, and I don't think it's post trip depression because I get that usually like from like when I'm like, actually somewhere cool. Like New York's cool, but like a vacation. Yeah.
- [02:57]
Tyler
Like where you're like disconnected from work. I mean, like the last three days we were in conference mode, so like.
- [03:01]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. Yeah. Then I just got home and I just got like weird. And I hadn't felt like that since, you know, I was like 15 or 16. So I like talked about it a bit on my socials. But yeah, it's not fun. But my little glimmers, I always try to find the positive in things. And so two things this week I think kind of helped me. I don't know, maybe it was Dress to impress last night that.
- [03:21]
Tyler
No, I'm wondering.
- [03:24]
Savannah Boda
Last night I started playing Dress to Impress and it's on Roblox. And honestly I was like, I loved those type of games, like growing up. Like, I loved like Cinderella's Dollhouse or whatever. Like, that was so much fun.
- [03:39]
Tyler
Like, I'm sure you also liked Webkinz and Club Penguin.
- [03:42]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, all of that ate it up. Loved it. Like, that was like my favorite thing to do after school was like, play on the computer. But anyway, so I started playing Dress to Impress. It was really difficult, to be honest. It's actually really hard to figure out. But I got good at it and I kept getting like third place like four or five times. And basically everyone on this app, besides, like some of us regressed 20 plus people are like 13, 11, 8. And so being judged on your outfit by like 13 year olds and they think you're cool enough to get third place is a confidence boost, I fear.
- [04:17]
Tyler
No. Yeah, it's like when we were in New York and we went to what is the toy store called?
- [04:21]
Savannah Boda
Jelly Cats.
- [04:22]
Tyler
Well, what?
- [04:23]
Savannah Boda
Fazo. Yeah, Swazo.
- [04:26]
Tyler
Yeah, something like that. And we were walking up the stairs and this like 13 year old stopped. Marianne was like, your shoes are so cool. And I was like, that's the highest compliment you're ever going to get in your life.
- [04:35]
Savannah Boda
Like, you'll never get better than that. Like people like, oh, like, would. Do you get anxiety when you work on like celebrity clients or like, you know, people in the NFL or NBA? And I'm like, no, it's the anxiety I get is with like the 13 year old kids.
- [04:50]
Tyler
Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
Like, I want them to like me more than I want them to like themselves.
- [04:54]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [04:55]
Savannah Boda
I'm like, please like me I need you to like me. Because usually they think I'm, like, old and lame. And they'll, like, make comments and be like, yeah, because you're, like, 47, right? Yeah, and I'm, like, 27. Like, oh, but you're, like, old.
- [05:08]
Tyler
They're so mean.
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Savannah Boda
You wouldn't know that. Yeah. Or they'll be like. I'll be like, oh, like, what do you watch? You wouldn't know that. I'm like, yeah, I probably would because I'm actually pretty cool. But anyways, so that really, like, just helped my self confidence. And you guys should play with me.
- [05:21]
Tyler
I didn't think Savannah was gonna like it. So we have this mutual. Like, we have this friend who plays it religiously. And she's so good. She's so good.
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Savannah Boda
It's like, actually, like.
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Tyler
Like, I'm embarrassed.
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Savannah Boda
I'm embarrassed that she's so good. Poor her.
- [05:37]
Tyler
No, but I literally, like, I had been. I told Savannah about it, and I was like, savannah, you're gonna hate this. I didn't think you were gonna like it because I don't know why.
- [05:47]
Savannah Boda
No, that's, like, so me core.
- [05:49]
Tyler
I know it is, but I feel.
- [05:51]
Savannah Boda
Like, is it a distraction and a waste of my time? Should I not be playing fucking Roblox when I'm building a house and a business and a spa?
- [06:00]
Tyler
What if it's at 8pm at night? No harm, no foul.
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Savannah Boda
Dude, I played that shit till 1am until my computer died. Okay. I was, like, high as hell playing this game.
- [06:10]
Tyler
Yeah, I can't play it. I can do, like, two rounds, and then I get super stress. Like, it gives me a ton of anxiety. I get embarrassed. Yeah, because you're timed. But also, like, my outfits are so bad.
- [06:21]
Savannah Boda
No, you ate them up a couple times today.
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Tyler
Yeah. No, yesterday. Because I've been so used to the three minutes that, like, when we had the six minutes, I was like, oh, baby, I got time.
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Savannah Boda
Yeah. No, you ate them up. You ate them up.
- [06:32]
Tyler
I got second place.
- [06:33]
Savannah Boda
He did. I have not gotten second. Yes. Yet. But I. Out of 10 people getting third. Like, feels.
- [06:39]
Tyler
No, for sure. Absolutely.
- [06:41]
Savannah Boda
So anyway, so that happened, and then this homeless man that's on this turn in Dallas. I don't even know what street is.
- [06:48]
Tyler
If y'all live in Dallas, you probably know him.
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Savannah Boda
I love him.
- [06:51]
Tyler
He's on the Oaklawn exit. Always in a wheelchair and he's in a wheelchair. Yeah, he's been there. Like, he's been posted up for, like, five years. More than that. Yeah.
- [07:00]
Savannah Boda
Probably like eight. And I used to go to Dallas a lot when I worked in Dallas. And I. I'm like the biggest, like, give money to homeless people person. I don't care. Listen, I don't care if they're buying crack. If I was homeless, I'd probably buy crack. So I don't care that they're doing crack. If my money's going to crack, like, at least it made their day.
- [07:16]
Tyler
Or if it's going to food, whatever it's going to.
- [07:18]
Savannah Boda
I don't care what it's going. Like, it's none of my business. Like, I just want to help them have a better day. And if 20 bucks, 50 bucks will do that, I'm gonna do that. So anyways, he recognized me yesterday and it was like I felt starstruck.
- [07:32]
Tyler
It made you feel seen.
- [07:33]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, he was like my girl. And I rolled out my window and I didn't. I usually bring my, like, wallet and I always have cash on me. Don't fucking rob me, by the way, guys. But I usually have cash on me.
- [07:43]
Tyler
She never has cash on her, but.
- [07:46]
Savannah Boda
I usually have cash on me. And for some reason yesterday I just like brought my little card holder, so I didn't have cash. And so I felt so bad. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, this is like the first time probably in seven years that I haven't given this man money. Like, I give him money every single time. Like, he's my favorite. And so anyway, I felt really bad and then like, he like, noticed me because obviously, like, I have license plate that says where spf. And my car is not, like, special. It's just white suv. So I don't think that was anything. I don't know. He probably just remembers me because I am a loyal ass bitch. Okay? I always give him money, so of course he remembers me. Um, so anyway, and I rolled on the window and he was like, where have you been? I've missed you. And I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I don't have any caution. And he's like, no, no, no. I just wanted to talk to you. Like, you know, it's just good to see you. And I was like, it's so good to see you. And then I was like, next time I'll double it. And he was like, you don't have to do that. And I was like, I will.
- [08:37]
Tyler
That's so sweet.
- [08:38]
Savannah Boda
I know. And I did see him today and I brought my wallet for him, gave him 100 bucks. I love him. And honestly, guys, like, back in the day, When I first started doing. I've. Okay not to be, like, weird, and people are probably gonna judge me for this, but I've always had a fascination with homeless people. Like, from a very, very, very young age. Like, I always just, like, felt really bad for them and, like, loved them. And then also I cosplayed as a homeless person. Like, when I was, like, five or six. Like, I'd get a box and literally put it at the end of our street, and I would just, like, sleep out there and, like, live how they'd lived. Because I was just, like, so fascinated by the concept of it.
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Tyler
End of the street or end of the driveway?
- [09:16]
Savannah Boda
No, end of the street.
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Tyler
Like, where you hit the mailbox?
- [09:19]
Savannah Boda
No, like. Like when you first turned into, like, my childhood neighborhood. Like, stop sign is okay. Yeah.
- [09:26]
Tyler
Got you.
- [09:26]
Savannah Boda
And I would stay out there, and every year for Halloween, I wanted to be a homeless person. And my mom wouldn't let me. But, I mean, I don't know. I was just a child, you know?
- [09:35]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [09:35]
Savannah Boda
And then as I got older, and, like, could drive and have money. Like, anytime I've seen a homeless person, I always give them money. Because I think it's just, like, such a sad thing not to have a home, and it breaks my heart. And, like, I know a lot of people are, like, controversial about homeless people and, you know, that they could go get a job. I don't know. I think a lot of it's mental health stuff and just, like, the cards life dealt you, and it's just unfair and, like, hard to get out of that when, like, you were raised in that. So I just always try to, like, give back, and I just love them. And I think, you know, people should be kinder. And, you know, of course, I'm sure there's some homeless people that aren't good people, but there's a lot of people that aren't good people. And I think just because of your living situation shouldn't declare you being a good or bad person, period. And so I love them and I always will give them money. But what I was saying was, I've talked about this a lot, but, like, when you give back, I swear the world gives back to you. And, like, I don't post about it. Like, I don't post my homeboy that I give money to every week, you know, of what I see him, I don't post about that. Cause I just. It's. That's, like, performance, you know? Like, that's like. You know, like, look at me. Like, I went to church or, like, I, like, donated and, like, I don't know, it gives. Pick me. And, like, your intentions aren't pure. And I think, you know, God knows that when you're doing something out of, like, the goodness of your heart because you want to, or you're doing it to, like, show the world, like, look how good of a person I am. The only reason I'm talking about this on the podcast, because the podcast is for the girls. Like, it's for the besties. I listen to this. Like, this is a very, like, niche group of people. But anyway, so I would always give money to homeless people, even when I didn't have. Have money or, like, tip a lot when I didn't have money. Because I swear that's why I'm successful today. Other than my hard work and passion. I think that, like, little sprinkled in of, like, just being a good human. And, like, whether you believe in God or the universe, I just truly believe, like, at your core, if you're not doing it for performative reasons, like, if you just do good things and, like, are helpful and, like, a good person, like, the universe just blesses you. Like, I truly believe that. So. And I've gotten Tyler more into it because he used to. He grew up differently than I did.
- [11:36]
Tyler
Okay with that.
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Savannah Boda
A little. Not. Not shading you.
- [11:39]
Tyler
Where are we going with this?
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Savannah Boda
I'm not shading you, but, like, Tyler, like, didn't grow up doing that kind of stuff. And I've kind of, like, I feel like I've rubbed off on you.
- [11:47]
Tyler
Yeah, a little bit.
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Savannah Boda
I grew up with parents who, like, like, stranger danger.
- [11:51]
Tyler
Stranger danger.
- [11:52]
Savannah Boda
It's not, like, pretentious. He was just stranger danger and, like, super, like, fearful that if he rolled down his window to give money, they'd, like, cut his neck and take his car, you know? And I have no fear, clearly. That's why I swim with sharks. But I. But also, I'm a very risky person. And you're a very.
- [12:07]
Tyler
Like, it's risky to give people. Like, it's just, like, I grew up with very cautious parents. I would say, like, yeah, like, if I was going to Dallas, like, my mom might as well have, like, printed out a map and, like, crossed out areas where, like, I'm not allowed to go in Dallas because, like, that's just off limits.
- [12:25]
Savannah Boda
Yeah.
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Tyler
But, yeah, no, I'm not afraid.
- [12:28]
Savannah Boda
I'm proud.
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Tyler
I was never afraid. I just.
- [12:31]
Savannah Boda
Well, you were afraid.
- [12:32]
Tyler
Stranger danger.
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Savannah Boda
One time. The first time I was like, roll down the window. He was like, absolutely not. I was like, roll the fucking window down, Tyler. And he's like, no, no, no. And I was like, do it. Because the man was on his side. And Tyler was so scared the first time he. I mean, but it's not the money. By the.
- [12:46]
Tyler
Stop it. Stop it.
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Savannah Boda
You're making it. And then you look straight. You don't even look this man in the eye, but now he'll look him in the eye and he'll hand it to him and, like, have a convo. It's growth. I'm proud of you. I am you.
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Tyler
This is not the clip that we're getting sent this week. This is not the clip, Spider.
- [13:07]
Savannah Boda
Anyway, so, anyways, being recognized by my homeless friend, man. And being placed third four times on Roblox Dressed to Impress, I think that got me out of my depression.
- [13:19]
Tyler
It literally pulled you out. It was like a fish line and hooker.
- [13:22]
Savannah Boda
And, like, literally, I was like, I mean, do I still feel kind of sad today? Yeah. But I think it's just because I'm very overwhelmed right now. Like, we are getting, like, too heavy to the metal. Heavy to the pedal. Pedal to the metal.
- [13:36]
Tyler
Pedal to the metal.
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Savannah Boda
Pedal to the metal with the spa. It's almost time, guys.
- [13:39]
Tyler
Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
And there's so many little things. Like, there's so many little things. And, like, most people would be normal and just open, but I'm Savannah Boda for a reason. I go above and beyond. I go. There's, like, the finish lines here, and I'm like, let's make it a mile more and then another one, and then add some hurdles in a slip and.
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Tyler
Slide, you know, and actually run back to the beginning. And then go back.
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Savannah Boda
Yeah. And then do it again.
- [14:05]
Tyler
Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
But this time with both feet tied.
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Tyler
Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
And your eyes blinded in a potato sack race.
- [14:11]
Tyler
That's sometimes what it feels like.
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Savannah Boda
But there's something special that we're doing for this fall, and it's going to be like, 15, $20,000, and it's not going to bring any revenue in at all. But I think it might in a small way, but it's not really. But I just have to have this done for the spa. And Tyler's like, no, but here's the thing. I built this brand for a very long time on my own, and I trust myself, and I think it will be a good idea once it happens. There's certain things, like, I will listen to TYLER about, like, three out of the 30 things, but this is one of those. But I'm just gonna have to say it. We ball. Let's do it. I mean, and if that will make or break the spa, then we shouldn't have it. That's how I feel.
- [15:07]
Tyler
Yeah, for sure.
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Savannah Boda
It's just, like, not the most use of our time.
- [15:12]
Tyler
No time or resources. But I just think there's a vibe because, like, I know, like, it'll be a vibe. Yeah. No. Yeah, it'll be.
- [15:21]
Savannah Boda
He's not gonna fight on me on this because I already gave him the death stare in the office.
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Tyler
But it's also, like, I don't want to. Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
Spill the tea. What's the tea? You don't want to piss me off.
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Tyler
No, I'm not. You know, I'm not afraid of pissing you off.
- [15:35]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, clearly.
- [15:38]
Tyler
I was just gonna say, like, with stuff like the spa, a lot of, like, each individual thing may not seem like a lot, but when they're all put together, that's when it becomes a large number.
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Savannah Boda
Mm.
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Tyler
And that's why we, like, need to pick and choose our little things and not be like, oh, this is only this much. Oh, this is only this much. Oh, this is only this much. Because when you have all of those.
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Savannah Boda
I don't like that.
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Tyler
Oh, I don't like it either.
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Savannah Boda
That's how I live my life. But I'm like, yeah, that's only, like, a thousand dollars more. Let's do it. And then it's like, everything's, like, only a thousand dollars more.
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Tyler
Yeah. And then you have 150 things, and then it's $150,000 more. Like, whoa, how did we get here?
- [16:21]
Savannah Boda
Well, it'll be a vibe.
- [16:23]
Tyler
Yeah. No, it's gonna be amazing. Y'all are gonna be shocked. I'm super excited for this.
- [16:27]
Savannah Boda
I've been staying up every night, which is another reason why I probably shouldn't play. Just to impress, because I have. This is, like, my favorite part of the business is, like, building something from scratch. Oh, my Uberman's here. Hey.
- [16:43]
Tyler
Okay, she's talking to a robot right now.
- [16:47]
Savannah Boda
I said, please check your app. Oh, he messaged me seven times. I feel so bad. Marco. Hi. Hi. Hi.
- [16:57]
Tyler
Not you. Sending high seven times back just to make up for it.
- [17:01]
Savannah Boda
Hi. Hi. Hi. Sorry, I'm outside from the MZ Studios office. Hello. Hello?
- [17:05]
Tyler
Oh, is he locked out?
- [17:06]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, we go find my man. I ordered a smoothie bowl. I'm obsessed with this place called Rush Bowls. I'm coming to you, king. Hang on. Okay. I'm obsessed with Rush Bowls, and they used to have one in Flower Mound, where, like, my hometown is. And Then they had one in South Lake, which is where the new spa is. But both of those shut down. So now there's only one in Dallas. So when in Dallas, I gotta get a Rush Bowl. And so what I get, if you have one, I don't know how many locations they have. Summit Bowl. Okay. And then you swap out the milk for guava juice. It makes it, like, so tangy and tart. And then I get. I don't really like. I like fruit blended. I don't like fruit in its normal form. It's a texture thing. So then I get the acai. Acai. And then I get a little granola, a little honey, a little chocolate chips. And then I get a little coconut shredded. Look how pretty it is. There's my baby.
- [18:10]
Tyler
That does look really pretty.
- [18:12]
Savannah Boda
Thank you. I love Rush bowls. I was telling him how tragic it was that it got shut down.
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Tyler
Oh, yeah, the one in Palmo.
- [18:19]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. Should be illegal.
- [18:22]
Tyler
That was right next to my house too.
- [18:24]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. Well, now you will get it. Now that you're gonna live here, you're gonna be the closest to it. Are you trying to feed me microplastics?
- [18:31]
Tyler
Yeah.
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Savannah Boda
What else? Okay, let's talk about New York.
- [18:36]
Tyler
Okay. So we got there a little early. We went in on Wednesday so that we could have some fun time.
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Savannah Boda
Looks like Parmesan cheese.
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Tyler
It kind of does. And then there's a fruit fly. What did we do? Do you think it came out of.
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Savannah Boda
Your bowl, do you think. I don't know, because he just appeared. I don't know. It's protein. Everything has bugs in it.
- [19:02]
Tyler
So we went to. What did we do on Thursday? I feel like we just kind of vibed. We went shopping a little bit.
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Savannah Boda
If you see him, will you clap your hands?
- [19:13]
Tyler
Savannah got some.
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Savannah Boda
I got a massage.
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Tyler
Savannah did get a massage, which was actually really.
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Savannah Boda
It was really good. And then I did this cryo machine.
- [19:21]
Tyler
I didn't know this.
- [19:23]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, I told you. They put mittens on me and, like, earmuffs. And I had to go stand in there for three minutes while the cryo blasted me.
- [19:29]
Tyler
You probably told Maria this. This is my first time hearing about this.
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Savannah Boda
We'll show you a picture.
- [19:34]
Tyler
News to me.
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Savannah Boda
It was really fun, but that's cool. Thank you. What did we do for dinner that night?
- [19:43]
Tyler
Room service?
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Savannah Boda
No.
- [19:45]
Tyler
Certainly no.
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Savannah Boda
We went somewhere. I swear to God. We went. Oh, we went to meatballs.
- [19:50]
Tyler
That were not that great.
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Savannah Boda
It was horrible. But it was in the OG Gayborhood.
- [19:54]
Tyler
It was in Hell's Kitchen.
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Savannah Boda
And me and Maria have been trying to go to meatballs, but it just never worked out for the last three years that we've gone to New York together. And so we were like, we have to go.
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Tyler
That must be the biggest fucking letdown ever.
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Savannah Boda
It was. It was so bad. It really wasn't good. The only good thing was the cream soda.
- [20:13]
Tyler
The cream soda slaps. Not going to lie about that.
- [20:17]
Savannah Boda
But you hear my chewing.
- [20:21]
Tyler
Probably.
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Savannah Boda
It's probably so gross.
- [20:23]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [20:23]
Savannah Boda
Oh, my God. Okay. So anyway, that's where I was trying.
- [20:27]
Tyler
To, like, take over on the storytelling. So you could eat.
- [20:29]
Savannah Boda
Thank you. Wash it. I wonder if it's asmr.
- [20:33]
Tyler
No. I'm so sorry, y'all.
- [20:37]
Savannah Boda
Anyway, so meatballs, they have chicken meatballs, which is like a delicacy, and it's a rare, rare thing. It is, Tyler. Most places don't have chicken meatballs. I only eat birds besides ducks, because ducks. I had pets of them.
- [20:53]
Tyler
It's fair, but just. I wouldn't call it a delicacy.
- [20:57]
Savannah Boda
It is a delicacy.
- [20:59]
Tyler
Maybe like a rarity.
- [21:00]
Savannah Boda
Yeah.
- [21:01]
Tyler
It's rare. I want to, like. A delicacy is crazy.
- [21:04]
Savannah Boda
It is. I mean, would you say guinea pig is a delicacy? It is in Costa Rica. I wouldn't eat it, though. I had a pet guinea pig.
- [21:14]
Tyler
You had a pet everything?
- [21:15]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, I did. I have had a pet pretty much everything. I've had a snake. I've had a rat. I've had a gerbil. I've had a hamster. I'd had a teddy bear. Hamster. A dwarf hamster. I've had a hedgehog. I've had. Did I say a snake?
- [21:31]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [21:32]
Savannah Boda
I had a tree frog.
- [21:33]
Tyler
Bunny.
- [21:34]
Savannah Boda
I had a fire belly toad. Had a bunny. I had never. A ferret.
- [21:41]
Tyler
They're so smelly.
- [21:42]
Savannah Boda
I want a ferret so bad, Tyler.
- [21:44]
Tyler
Absolutely.
- [21:44]
Savannah Boda
Remember when I almost bought one after.
- [21:46]
Tyler
You came in some. My friend's ferret.
- [21:49]
Savannah Boda
No. When me and Josh went to Petco.
- [21:52]
Tyler
Oh, you were so close to buying that ferret. I was like. I was, like, throwing a tantrum in the store, like, kicking and screaming. I was like, absolutely not. You're not buying a ferret.
- [22:00]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. He was not very kind about it.
- [22:02]
Tyler
I mean, they're cute.
- [22:02]
Savannah Boda
What did we do our first day? We went shopping.
- [22:05]
Tyler
Yeah. I think we literally just went shopping.
- [22:06]
Savannah Boda
We went to Gucci and I got my glasses that are now lost that I'm really sad about. Fucking slate. Okay. Best purchase I've ever made. They are, like, the cutest. We blow them up.
- [22:17]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [22:18]
Savannah Boda
Crystal gold Gucci glasses. So stunning. Perfect. Amazing. Can't get them online.
- [22:26]
Tyler
Anyway, let me pull these up. The sparkly ones?
- [22:28]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. And so they're really freaking cute. And then we went to Meatballs. And then the next day. What do we do? The next day we went to Jack's wife's Frida.
- [22:37]
Tyler
Horrible.
- [22:38]
Savannah Boda
It's really good. You just didn't get the shishuka. And if you got the shishuka, you would have loved it.
- [22:43]
Tyler
I've never liked Jack's way. Frida. Never been my vibe. Can we see? No, still can't see.
- [22:53]
Savannah Boda
They're so cute. You go to my personal page. Like, my last photo in New York is where I'm wearing them.
- [23:01]
Tyler
No, it's not going to work.
- [23:03]
Savannah Boda
Well, they're stunning and they're missing, so I'm really sad. And then I saw a friend of mine today post on her story and those glasses, and I was like, I miss them. And they were so expensive too.
- [23:16]
Tyler
So they're somewhere.
- [23:17]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. Lance needs to find them. It's okay. The best thing about being married is withholding sex until your partner finds or does something that you need. So he'll find them, I'll find them. It's the best way. Is it manipulation? Is it using my body for the better purpose? For a better purpose? Yes. I ain't above it and I ain't beneath it. I love doing that. It's my favorite part of marriage. Is it toxic? Does my therapist say I shouldn't do it? But you know what? I grew up learning learned behavior. And it does get you what you want. I will say, but to one person, it's not like I'm out here like throwing my puss out for to everyone to get what I want.
- [23:58]
Tyler
Fair enough.
- [23:59]
Savannah Boda
Just to one person. And it just makes him clean the house better. I'm sorry. It's the truth.
- [24:05]
Tyler
Anyway, what did we do for dinner that night?
- [24:08]
Savannah Boda
What did we do that day?
- [24:09]
Tyler
We shopped.
- [24:10]
Savannah Boda
But where? Like, I don't remember anything. What was the fit you got?
- [24:14]
Tyler
We went to Loewe.
- [24:15]
Savannah Boda
Okay. We went to Loewe and Tyler got a really cute outfit for St. Bart's and then I got a really good perfume called Pink Magnolia. And I got a cute leather or not leather jacket jean jacket there, which honestly, love it has good pricing. Like, out of all the designer brands, I would say, like, they're like lower priced because they haven't like, officially popped the hell off. But I love their stuff.
- [24:38]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [24:38]
Savannah Boda
And then where else you know who.
- [24:40]
Tyler
Has the ludicrous pricing?
- [24:41]
Savannah Boda
Mew.
- [24:42]
Tyler
Mew, mew, mew. I tried on a denim jacket there. Like, if you think like a denim.
- [24:47]
Savannah Boda
But it was padded with down feather.
- [24:49]
Tyler
It doesn't matter. I don't care. A Moncler jacket that's completely down is, like 1500. This jacket was 4, $800 for a denim jacket. I was like, the y'all are on meth. Because, like, a denim jacket at any other designer store, still expensive. Like, don't get me wrong, I'm not, like, completely out of touch, but, like, you know, a thousand, twelve hundred, something like that. Like $4800. That's insane. That's a down payment on a car.
- [25:18]
Savannah Boda
Yeah. Like, I was really proud of you. Because he was really, really.
- [25:21]
Tyler
I really did. No, it was cute. It was.
- [25:23]
Savannah Boda
He really kept putting it on. I was like, brother, not smart. No.
- [25:27]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [25:27]
Savannah Boda
I'm like, not financially smart as your boss. Not financially smart being there to just get a really big raise. He couldn't. He could afford it, but would it be spending?
- [25:37]
Tyler
No, it's just. I'm moving into an apartment in literally three weeks.
- [25:40]
Savannah Boda
So it's not smart.
- [25:41]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [25:42]
Savannah Boda
What else did we do? And then we went. Where'd we eat that night? Oh, we went to rafts.
- [25:47]
Tyler
Oh, yeah.
- [25:48]
Savannah Boda
And I think we saw you on gravy. But I'm not 100.
- [25:50]
Tyler
Sure it was good.
- [25:52]
Savannah Boda
He was like, a chubby, young gravy.
- [25:53]
Tyler
I think we were kind of tired, though.
- [25:55]
Savannah Boda
And then every time I go somewhere, I always get hit on. Italian men.
- [25:58]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [25:58]
Savannah Boda
Italian meant hit on me.
- [26:00]
Tyler
They were really trying to convince us to go out with them after. We were like, sorry, brother, I don't.
- [26:06]
Savannah Boda
Like, I'm not wearing my rings ever unless I'm out. But not running errands. I was like, I'm married, first of all.
- [26:13]
Tyler
Yeah. No, we were. Yeah.
- [26:15]
Savannah Boda
And they weren't. Even if I wasn't. They weren't cute.
- [26:18]
Tyler
Yeah. Like, it wasn't a situation where I'm like, I'll come out with you. Yeah.
- [26:24]
Savannah Boda
No, but Raph's was really good. And then we just went home. And then the next day, we went and smelled a bunch of perfumes.
- [26:32]
Tyler
We got our auras red.
- [26:33]
Savannah Boda
We got our auras red. Tell them about your aura.
- [26:36]
Tyler
My aura. Not to brag or anything, but I think optimal aura. Yeah. I had the best aura out of the three of us.
- [26:43]
Savannah Boda
I wouldn't say the best, but the most powerful. But mine was, like, right there with you. I was just, like, a little less.
- [26:49]
Tyler
Yeah. But I feel like I had so many colors Too. Like, yours was like, very green and blue. You're a black and white person. Work or not work?
- [26:56]
Savannah Boda
Mm.
- [26:57]
Tyler
I had a lot more.
- [27:00]
Savannah Boda
What did you say?
- [27:02]
Tyler
Mine said that, like, I have love in my future. It said. Or that's what's on my mind at least, which is true. And then it said that I, like, I try to be present with the people in my life at all times, but I always have, like, these thoughts in the back of my brain of, like, stuff I need to get done or stuff I have to do and I can't remember anything else outside of that. I feel like that was basically the gist of mine.
- [27:37]
Savannah Boda
What was mine?
- [27:39]
Tyler
Work. Creative. Both present and past and future.
- [27:45]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, they said I'd be working and thinking and I'm really creative and imaginative, which is true. Then we went to dinner with these two guys. Okay, so story time. When I was in Anguilla, I obviously love collecting seashells, so I was seashelling the shit up. Okay. I was like, shelling my life away and I had these goggles that a follower sent me. I cannot remember her name, but they were from this brand called Bling 2. Oh. So it's like bedazzled goggles. So. So slay. So I'm wearing these, like hot pink bedazzled goggles and I'm shelling and these two guys walk past me and they're like, who are you? Who is this diva? And I'm like, I'm Savannah. And we start chit chatting and turns out they, like, are very, very wealthy New Yorkers and come from money and, like, have really successful parents. And like, one of them, his dad literally, like, helped create Clarisonic and the Sonic Toothbrush and Dove Chocolate and he had a skincare line that he's now sold. So anyway, I was like, we're going to be friends. So we ended up like eating dinner with them for like three nights. Like, we became really, really close. They live in New York, so we obviously when we're there, we're like, okay, we have to see them. So we go out to dinner with them. We go to this place called Coco Ducks. And it is like the fanciest, like, chicken nugget place you'll ever go. The best chicken I've ever had my entire life. Like, they have like gold plated nuggets, they have caviar nuggets. I don't eat fish, so didn't do that. But the whole menu is like this amazing Korean chicken. So we ate there and then we get, like, invited to Go to like a members only club, which I don't really know much about because I'm not cool.
- [29:23]
Tyler
But yeah, it was a fun night. I mean, we. I got. I drank too much as he does. Yeah. As I always do. I really try to limit it to like one night though. Like, I'm not like a binger or like.
- [29:40]
Savannah Boda
No, but he just like, once he starts drinking alcohol, like, he can't stop.
- [29:45]
Tyler
It's either 2 or 12.
- [29:47]
Savannah Boda
When he was like 15 that night.
- [29:48]
Tyler
Yeah, that night was bad. But honestly, I didn't get sick that night. It was just the next day I needed to like, take a moment and then I was good.
- [29:54]
Savannah Boda
Mm. But it was cool. We got apparently like this like members only club. Like they have like Taylor Swift and all these people there. We did not see Taylor Swift. Just a lot of.
- [30:05]
Tyler
Unless I was too drunk and she was a big place.
- [30:07]
Savannah Boda
But it was cool.
- [30:08]
Tyler
It was a huge place.
- [30:09]
Savannah Boda
But, like, honestly, I don't really know what famous. Like, I would only know, like, there's so many artists I listen to and I could not tell if they sat next to me at a restaurant, I would not know who they are. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know many people. Like, unless it's like childhood Disney stars.
- [30:23]
Tyler
Okay. If like Nicki Minaj walked in, you would know, sir.
- [30:27]
Savannah Boda
Would I? Yeah, I don't really know her face like that.
- [30:30]
Tyler
Ariana Grande. Well, I guess she's a childhood Disney star or Nickelodeon.
- [30:34]
Savannah Boda
I would know her.
- [30:36]
Tyler
I feel like a listers. You. You would recognize. No, honestly, you're the type of bitch that would like, recognize the like D listers on like these like small.
- [30:45]
Savannah Boda
Like, like who? I don't know, like I'd know James Charles.
- [30:50]
Tyler
Well, yeah, but I mean, like, I just mean like some like, niche documentary that you watched on the ocean or something. Like you would shit your pants if you saw like the diver that was on there. So like, that's just.
- [31:02]
Savannah Boda
That's me core. Yeah, that was really fun. We didn't. Then we went to like this club called Gospel, which was horrible. And it was. They were asking like a thousand dollars to get in.
- [31:12]
Tyler
Yeah, it was.
- [31:12]
Savannah Boda
And then I got him down to 250 because I'm a hustler and it wasn't worth it. It's not worth 250. They were like so mad if I paid a thousand dollars to get in.
- [31:22]
Tyler
I was saying we should go home. I was team go home. I was already plenty of drunk by that point. And it was an after hours. So it was, like, until 5am But.
- [31:30]
Savannah Boda
I gave up my entire 20s to build this business. Yeah. Because everyone knows who I am.
- [31:38]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [31:38]
Savannah Boda
And I feel like I can't be, like, not that I'm gonna, like, do, like, hard drugs and, like, get messy. I just, like, don't want people to be like, oh, my God. Like, Savannah Boda was out of the club, so I just don't do that. And then also, like, when I'm here, I want to be with my son. So if I'm, like, already out of town and I can go be fun, I would like to do that. But I didn't even really. I was not drunk. I just hate drinking. And it was really lame. Really, really lame. And then what happened the next day? The show. It was the show, right? No, the next day was the Airlays dinner that I did, which was really fun. Tyler's ignoring me. Anyway, so then the show was great. The show was fine. It wasn't as busy as it was the last two years I went, so I don't know what the hell happened, but not many people there. I slayed all my classes. I didn't have anxiety, and it was just, like, a really fun time. Like, we had a really good time. No drama, no issues, no mean girls. It was just a really good trip. Yeah. Face Reality event was fun. Everything was fun. Everything was good. Everything was great. And then I came home, and then I got depressed, and now I'm here a week later. I love carrying the podcast by myself. It's giving me, like, flashbacks of, like, 2019 when I did this all alone. But did someone die? Is someone dying? Was a house on fire?
- [33:17]
Tyler
No.
- [33:24]
Savannah Boda
Why do you look so stressed out?
- [33:26]
Tyler
Because Jacqueline emailed me saying, okay, well.
- [33:30]
Savannah Boda
Let'S just do her. I don't know what to do. All right, well, guys, we have some scheduling malfunctions for this next podcast episode, so I'm gonna let Tyler step out and go call people and figure it out while I entertain you, because I have so many more stories. Okay, so he is on it. Will you take this brown bag with you? The trash. Taking the trash out.
- [33:52]
Tyler
Not me.
- [33:53]
Savannah Boda
What did I do?
- [33:53]
Tyler
No, you saw my calendar, and that's not my personal calendar. That's the end.
- [33:57]
Savannah Boda
You might need my phone too, because I have her number and I have all of our texts together, too, because it could have been my fault. It's never my fault. It's always Tyler's fault. Anything ever goes wrong, I just blame Tyler. He said that's okay. No, it's Funny when people, like, don't get that. Him and I are, like brothers, okay? We are so close, and I bully him a little bit more on the podcast, but he bullies me more in real life. Like, I feel like this is my safe space to, like, make little sly comments at him. But the cool thing about having a male best friend, regardless of his sexual orientation is that they're just stronger, which sometimes is actually really hard on me because he can, like, get really mean or, like, make jokes and comments. And then I like it, though, because he's not a BSer and he won't lie to me. Like, he's very genuine and honest about everything, but his delivery can be really, really harsh. But it, like, allows me to, like, also be a little harsh because he doesn't get offended. Like, I could literally say, which I wouldn't because he's my best friend. I would never say, like, something like, mean. But, like, you know, we like little, like, sorority, like, harassment, like, frat house harassment without any weird sex stuff. That's what we do with each other. But, yeah, we had a good time. It was Tyler's first year in New York as, like, my employee, and we just had a really good time. He has his own little fan group too, which is so cute. Like, literally, at base reality, like, his line to, like, meet him was pretty much the same length of mine. And it's hard too, because now Maria, she gets recognized and people love Maria. And so we were kind of just joking. Like, you know, they're trying to, like, get, like, behind the scenes videos of me doing, like, my meet and greets and stuff at the show. But then, like, people are, like, stopping them and are like, oh, my God, can we get pictures with you? And I love this. Like, I think it's amazing. But I was like, I need to, like, I guess hire people to come with me that no one cares about because they can't. They're, like, trying to do stuff, but then people are coming up to them. And guys, if you came up to them, don't even worry. Like, I don't care. They love it. And I think it's so special and sweet and, like, it just makes me happy that you guys love my team as much as I do. And, you know, it's just amazing. Like, they deserve, like, their own fan club for sure. But, yeah, it's just cute. It's the cutest thing ever. This is so liquidy, guys. I feel like I'm eating soup. It melted so fast. I think I'm, like, radiating heat. From, like, my genitals. I don't know. And I also feel really bad eating on the camera for y'all, but I'm hungry. A bitch is hungry. What else? I had, like, a really, like, horrible thing happen in my personal life when I was out of town, which I can't talk about, and I had to, like, go speak at a class, and I was literally a shell of a human. And, like, Maria and Tyler were so stressed out, and they were like. Literally, it was like. It reminded me of, like, a pop star that's supposed to go on stage and perform, but, like, she, like, just found out her dad died. It wasn't that deep, but, like, in the same vein, no one died. Felt, felt, you know? Okay, so anyway, and they're like, oh, my God, like, this diva has to go perform. And I did. I pulled it together. I got my shit together. I showed up and I was really proud of myself because two years ago, I could not have done that. But just knowing, you know, I'm there to help and build people up and just, you know, it's such an amazing show. So many people I taught last year were in my class again this year, but it was, like, a different class this year, and they would come up to me and they're like, sav the advice that you gave me. Or, like, your class last year, like, I opened my own business, or, like, I finally hit six figures in my business from taking your class or, you know, they just feel more confident in who they are on social media. Um, just so many things. Like, it was just so amazing to see that and see the growth and just, like, remember, you know, people, like, a whole year can go by, you know, and they're, like, in a completely different place in their business. And not all because of me, of course, but from taking my classes or, like, meeting me or talking to me or whatever advice I gave them, like, actually, like, impacted them so much. So it's just. It's so cool. It's so rewarding. I love. I love teaching, I love educating, and I love being at these shows. I love meeting everybody. It doesn't make me anxious like it used to. It's like, finally now, like, I've, like, accepted I think, my role in this industry and who I am, and I'm, like, content with it. And I don't feel like I have to prove myself as much as I used to, and I don't feel judged as much as I used to. I just, like, I'm in this era now where I just really don't care. I lost a lot of my personality. Like, starting out my page. I had so much personality, and I think I always have had personality, but, like, I had a lot of personality when I first started my page because nobody was watching me, and I was just me. And I was young. I didn't have a, you know, anything to lose. And then, you know, as you start getting a following and you get those first couple, like, hate comments and people, like, judging you. You good? Okay. Amazing. I'm wrapping up. Yeah. After people, like, tear you down, like, it kind of you just, like. Like, oh, no. Like, now I, like, feel nervous to, like, be a hundred percent myself or, like, share funnier things or, like, I.
- [39:17]
Tyler
Feel like you're getting back into it. I don't know what you said.
- [39:20]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, I am.
- [39:20]
Tyler
I missed everything, but Savannah turned into a soup. This past conference was the most Savannah I've seen. You, like, you were being authentically yourself while also being extremely funny as hell. Well, no, that is who you are.
- [39:37]
Savannah Boda
I'm funny.
- [39:38]
Tyler
Yeah. But I'm saying, like, I feel like that part was taken out for a long time when it came to public engagements.
- [39:43]
Savannah Boda
And I agree. I think I was just, you know, scared of.
- [39:47]
Tyler
Well, one time at IECSC got in.
- [39:49]
Savannah Boda
Trouble saying the word bitch, and I.
- [39:50]
Tyler
Was like, yeah, some apparently attendee got really upset that Savannah said, bitch.
- [39:57]
Savannah Boda
So are you bitches ready to learn?
- [39:58]
Tyler
I'm like, have you. Do you follow her? Like, why did we sign up for this class? Do you follow her? Have you watched the podcast?
- [40:03]
Savannah Boda
I didn't say you're a bitch. I said, are you bitches ready to learn?
- [40:06]
Tyler
Are you bitches ready to learn?
- [40:08]
Savannah Boda
I said, whoa. Are you bitches ready to learn? Let me see those hands.
- [40:12]
Tyler
And then you know what? The next year, what they got is, hi, everyone. Welcome to class.
- [40:18]
Savannah Boda
Yeah, and then this year, they got fun.
- [40:20]
Tyler
Yeah, we're back on it.
- [40:22]
Savannah Boda
We're back on it. Okay, well, we love you guys. We will see you next week.
- [40:26]
Tyler
Yes.
- [40:27]
Savannah Boda
And, yeah, I told them how much we like to haze each other.
- [40:33]
Tyler
Haze? I don't think you used that word correctly.
- [40:35]
Savannah Boda
I don't know what that means.
- [40:37]
Tyler
Hazing is, like, initiation. Like, you, like. It's like frat hazing, where you have to, like, go. You mean, like banter, Bully?
- [40:44]
Savannah Boda
Mm.
- [40:45]
Tyler
Okay. Yeah, she didn't mean hazing. I don't know how we could be hazing at six years into a friendship. We're done.
- [40:55]
Savannah Boda
He keeps calling me out for the things that I say.
- [40:57]
Tyler
Well, I just wanna make sure you, like, know the terms. Yeah.
- [41:00]
Savannah Boda
Like, what was the one I said on.
- [41:02]
Tyler
She said on Instagram, I'm okay, that's it for my nighttime skincare routine. I'm gonna go take a nightcap. And I was like, no, you're fucking not. I was like, what are you saying right now? And she was like, isn't that just, like, when you go to bed? I was like, no, that's where you go take, like, a shot or, like, drink alcohol before, like, to help you sleep.
- [41:19]
Savannah Boda
I didn't know that.
- [41:20]
Tyler
That's a very, like, alcoholic trait. You're not, like. You're not taking a nightcap. I was like, people, she. She is not taking a nightcap. So, yeah, I'm just. I'm just looking out for you. Like, because hazing is, like, also not a great thing either.
- [41:35]
Savannah Boda
So basically, no, anytime I like. It's so good, though. I love this lore, because then now I can just claim I didn't know. I mean, I say something horrible, I can be like, I didn't know, because I really don't.
- [41:46]
Tyler
Yeah, you don't. So we love you guys.
- [41:48]
Savannah Boda
We love y'all. We'll see you next week. It's soup.