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We're at the podcast. We're having a blast.
B
Okay. Wasn't expecting that. It's good. Have you ever talked about Savage Sav?
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Probably. That was my, like, freestyle name. I used to freestyle rap it. Little smoke sashes and stuff in high school. Which is actually funny. I was telling my boyfriend boyfriend about this the other day. They called me the Reefer Thiefer in high school.
B
Okay. I had to, like, process what that
A
meant, but I didn't steal weed. But, like, people, you know, they'd be like, you want to get smoked out? Like, the guys be like, come over, like, wall smoke. Right? And it was always the guys that had the best weed and the most weed were, like, scary.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, not the hot ones. Like, the gamers that never showered.
B
Did you ever meet Mo?
A
That's the energy.
B
Yep.
A
Even worse than that.
B
Okay. I didn't. I didn't encounter worse than that.
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We were in the same hometown, so. Yeah, we know. Well, for me, like, when I smoke marijuana, I have to be. It has to be late at night. And I do it to, like, just, like, turn my brain off. Because I just.
B
It won't.
A
Otherwise I will never sleep.
B
Yeah.
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And especially, like, I started smoking mostly when I was, like, on Adderall because I couldn't, like, sleep. Like, I'd, like, be up all night anyway. Probably could have done melatonin, but then that would make me groggy and have weird dreams. Like, weed doesn't do that. It, like, just sedates me and I go to bed anyways, so I'm like, a private smoker. I like to, like, smoke in my own, like, by myself, my comfort zone. I don't like being around people. But times are tough in high school, you know, hosting. Like, I wasn't making a bunch of money. And also my parents were crazy in high school. Like, so strict. And so I'd go and, like, I had every intention of staying and hanging out, but, like, you know, we'd be in, like, the smoke circle and I'd get high, and then, like, they're just people I don't fucking know. And just, like, weird energy, weird vibes. I would just start getting, like, severe fucking panic, anxiety, and I'd leave. And so everyone, like, always called me, like, three for Thiefer. Cause I'd, like, just basically come and smoke and leave, like, get high on the supply and dip. But it wasn't, like, an intentional, like, thing. And, like, it was just, like, I just get so fucking anxious and paranoid. Cause I'm like, I don't know any, like, Unsafe. Like, I felt unsafe, and so I had to leave.
B
They were unsafe environments. I've been there a few times myself.
A
Anyways, I used to, like, freestyle at the reefer.
B
Prior to the thief.
A
Prior to me having panics. Panicked anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. So we got some new fish at SBA. Tilly 2.0, who just died. So we're gonna have a 3.0. Gigi. Gorgeous. She's beautiful. She's an emperor fish. And then we got Rico. Ricardo. He's what Carlos was. Are you filming me?
B
No. No.
A
Okay, Karen.
B
I'm, like, watching the catcher slip.
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Right, champ? And so this one's a little bit smaller than Carlos for those of you that missed it. Carlos did pass away, unfortunately. We had, like, the ick in our tank, which spreads really fast, and it just, like. It's a really sad fish disease. Like, it can take out a whole community. But thankfully, we only lost, like, four to five fish out of that.
B
Out of 12.
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Yeah. So numbers wise, we made it out on top, but we lost, like, the fan faves, which was really sad. And so we took a while to, like, rebuild and, like, get our tank, like, back in order, and then we added three new ones in, and we think Tilly died from natural causes. It didn't look like an attack.
B
No.
A
So we're gonna. It was less than 48 hours since she was put in the tank, so we're gonna try to get a refund and. Or not a refund, but a replacement.
B
Yeah. Not that she can be replaced.
A
No. I mean, I didn't bond with her, so. Sorry, Tilly. I don't know you like that, but,
B
yeah, it was literally like. Like, they got put in the tank last night, and then this morning we came in, and she was
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so super sad. But we have a new puffer, which I'm really, really happy about and excited about. It just, like, feels right. Like, they're such, like, puppy dogs. Like, their personalities are just so bubbly and, like, funny.
B
And he's not giving Ravenous Serial Killer. No, he has a different personality than Carlos.
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I think the issue is having Carlos in there first and then adding fish, but, like, now that this one's coming in.
B
Yeah, he's the new kid on the full tank.
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Like, he, like, doesn't have. Like, he doesn't have a leg to stand on. He's got to stay in line. So that's it. If you're watching the YouTube video, I don't want to talk about my face right now. I'm, like, so fucking annoyed and upset because I have ptosis again. And my DIL or DLI got hit. And so I'm like, look like Elvis and Fetty Wap had a baby.
B
I didn't know that either of those people had mouth issues.
A
No, Fetty Wap has one eye.
B
Oh, okay.
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And then Elvis is like,
B
okay.
A
Anyways, so after, you know, three years of dealing with this every three to four months, I've decided it's time to find a new injector. Cause I just don't think it's as normal. And I give people a lot of grace and stuff, but, I mean, I'm on camera a lot. Well, just in general, like, nobody wants to deal with that, but especially for me, like, I'm on camera a lot, and it just, like, affects my mental health. And, like, it just, like, fucking is so annoying to, like, have to, like, film stuff. I'm like, I still have to work and then be like, don't mind my mouth. And it's, like, embarrassing when my followers are like, this happens every three months. Like, every time you get Botox, you have a complication, like, what's going on?
B
Yeah.
A
And I never had this issue before, and I've been getting Botox since I was 18.
B
And it's like, we have to, like, postpone photo shoots. And, like, just, like. It's like, it's just.
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And it's just frustrating. Like, it's just not something I should have to deal with. And so I'm annoyed. I'm, like, actually, like, really annoyed. And I like to give grace. I'm very loyal to my people. But, like, it comes to a point where it's like, at this point, like, what is it? When don't they say, like, you're insane if you keep doing the exact same thing and expecting a different outcome every time?
B
Yeah, that's the thing.
A
And I think it's hard because I'm like, how, like, you know, I, like, really trust this person. She's great at her job, so I don't know why with me, I always get up.
B
Yeah.
A
Like, I every time have a complication with her. So, anyway, I'm excited to not have to ever deal with this again. I don't think it's normal to have. I've had ptosis. How many times would you say nine times?
B
And I would say six to nine? Yeah. Somewhere in that ballpark, I was going
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back through our messages, and I'm like, every time I get something, it's either she hits this muscle to where I'm like, this, or she shrinks this eye
B
yeah, it's always that eye, too.
A
It's always this eye. And it's just like, I look. I look stupid. Like, and it sucks. Like, it's just so, like, inconvenient. It's not like a quick fix.
B
And, yeah, with ptosis, you literally just have to wait for it to work.
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Yeah. Yeah. She's like, oh, yeah, you'll be fine in, like, eight weeks. I'm like, no. Like, I'm so fucking sorry. Like, anyways, I'm really pissed. I'm. Because I've just allow. And it's. I'm more mad at myself because I continued to, like, let this person inject me after they've fucked my face up.
B
Yeah. That's what makes me like. Because obviously, like, one day we, like, are interested in bringing on injectables and a nurse to sba, but I'm like,
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it's just, like, the complications.
B
Yeah. Like, the regulatory. The, like, it just stresses me out because, like, you. We have to trust that person so much.
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It's just like.
B
And, like, this is, like, one of, like, it's an annoying complication, but this is, like, lower on the rung of,
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like, what can happen. And that's the other thing is, like, everyone, all injectors have been commenting on my stuff. Like, this is so easy to avoid.
B
Yeah.
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Like, this should not be happening. Anyway, that's my rant. It's just.
B
And then someone asked you if, like, your muscles were in the wrong place. Like, have you ever gotten a neck lift or a facelift or something and your muscles are, like, not where they should be?
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I've gotten Botox my whole life. I've never had this issue. I've had overfilled fucking uneven bubble ass lips before from a different injector, but I've never had this hit. And it's just. For me, it's just the amount of times it's happened.
B
Yeah.
A
It's not just once. It's been every time. And it's just like, I'm sick of gambling with my face. So anyways, but, like, this, like, running joke that we have about me is like, I had this hairdresser who, like, fucked my hair up, like, really bad. Like, multiple times. Like, I had, like, a literal line, like, all the way right here. And when I was in Italy and Tyler took a picture and he was like, oh. And I was like, why? He's like, nothing. Nothing. And delete. Sounds like Tyler, fucking tell me. He's like, we're in Italy for three weeks. You can't see this, like, there's nothing you can do, and it's just, like, a harsh, like, line. And then there were other times where, like, my hair was, like, yellow and, like, all this. And then she moved. Thank God, because that's how I got out of that relationship.
B
Yeah.
A
And I just, like, never want to hurt anyone's feelings at this point, though, with the injection stuff. Like, it's just, like, beyond. Like, I'm angry about it, to be honest. Rightfully so. But it takes me, like, so much. Again, why was I in a horrible marriage for 10 years? Well, I wasn't married for 10 years, but with the same person for 10 years. It's. Cause I'm, like, so forgiving and, like, the girl that staged a whole walkout when I was nine months pregnant and had everyone quit, like, still comes to my son's birthday parties every year.
B
And you also hate change.
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I hate change. And I'm, like, a very loyal person to a fault. Like, it'll keep me in, like, really toxic relationships and dynamics because I just never want to hurt people's feelings. Like, that's, like, such a huge thing for me. Like, and it's like, my loyalty is, like, my best thing about me, but it also, like, hurts me. And it's like. Like, even Maria and I were talking, she was like, if someone else, like, if this happened to Tyler, like, you'd stand up for him.
B
Yeah.
A
But, like, if it's you, like, you just, like, allow people to walk all over you or, like, fuck you up and you're just like, give them grace. Give them grace. Give them grace. But, you know, yeah, I'm trying to fix that, because it just.
B
Like, it's only at your expense.
A
It's always at my expense. Yeah.
B
Like, that's the thing is, like, you're
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like, could you imagine, though, if I had a client come in and they saw me every three months, quarterly, right? And every time I, like, cut their face with a dermaplaning blade and, like, burnt them with a chemical peel. And, like, they kept coming back to me. I'd be like, why the fuck are you here? Like, are you okay? Like, why do you keep seeing me when I've literally messed you up so many times?
B
But also the, like, reverse. It's like, why would you. Or, like, wouldn't you be so fucking careful if you had even cut that person one time?
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It would never happen again.
B
Yeah, like. Or, like, you would never use a level three peel again.
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Every time I'm like, it won't happen again. Like, there's no way she's gonna make fucking sure that I don't get ptosis. Gets ptosis.
B
Yeah. And every time you think that. Cause it's true. Like, it's like three, four months passes in between. You go. And so you're, like, not pissed anymore the next time you have this appointment up, and you're like, she'll learn. No.
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My anatomy or, like, something. But she's, like, done vein finders. She's done, like, all of, like, the things to like. But it just.
B
I know, but her vein finders just so she doesn't, like, kill you. Like, is that.
A
I don't know.
B
I don't object. Yeah, me neither.
A
And that's the other thing. I was like. I don't know. Like, I was like, maybe like my body composition changed after having a child. And like, I'm. I don't know. But then also the other thing, too, is, remember when I actually have a bluff scheduled? Because I, like, really thought I needed a bluff, but it was. Cause every time. But every time I Botox wears off, I'm like, oh, wait, I don't have a bunch of skin under my eyelid. And I was, like, looking back at photos, and I was like, I've never had, like, a lot of skin, like, right here. Like, I've never had that. Like, I've never had hooded eyes. I've never had that issue. So I was like, oh, it's aging. But no, it's because when she does my Botox, she drops my brow so much that, like, I have all of this, like, skin here that, like, usually isn't there. And so it's just time for a new injector, basically. I don't need to spend $4,000 on a bluff.
B
No, I'd love to hear that.
A
Um, so, yeah, tough times. First world problems.
B
That it is. But honestly. And yeah, it is weird because the same injector does do mine, but I don't think I. I don't think I get as much.
A
That's what I'm saying is, like, so many people see her and have never had this issue, but me.
B
You're like, is this sabotage?
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And she's so sweet. I'm like, no. I'm like, is she doing this on purpose? Like, I don't know, but I don't think she is. I just don't know. I just think there's, like, an issue with me. I don't. I really. I can't explain it.
B
If you go to someone else and then it happens again, then we can start doing A like face MRI and you have like a printed out map of your muscles that you like give to your injector. That's like.
A
Yeah.
B
Because if it happens with someone else then maybe it's like, what's going on here?
A
That never happened.
B
No, I know it didn't. I know it didn't.
A
And then who did I see after? Like. Yeah, there's. I've seen multiple people.
B
Yeah.
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For Botox in my life and I've never in my life had this happen except with one person.
B
Ain't that the truth.
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She's like the best of Dallas. And I'm like, who the fuck's going to do me if like the best person? I don't know. Anyway, enough topic on that. What else?
B
Have a really exciting trip that you're leaving for two days.
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I'll be in Costa Rica when this comes out. I'm going with my son, my boyfriend and then my mom and dad.
B
This is the first family trip in long time. When's the last time?
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Probably when I was two years ago.
B
Well, I mean, Florida trips. Yep.
A
Forgot about like Costa Rica. Oh no. Costa Rica. Grand. Came in. We did for my birthday with my mom. So that. But my dad wasn't there.
B
Yeah.
A
So I'm excited. There's gonna be like lots of monkeys. I love Costa Rica. I went once in high school and it's just like a really fun like jungle trip. My mom's very, very active. She's not like a super like lounge around person. Like this bitch is up at like fudgeing 5am doing 7 mile walks on the beach. I'm not kidding. But it's so cool. She always finds like cool stuff and like she's just like very like my mom's just cool.
B
She's a go getter. Like she like she is up and at them in the morning.
A
Literally. Like, I don't know. She must snort coke in the morning and just be like, yeah, let's go.
B
And like, like that's. Yeah. Like because you guys are staying by the beach.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. But she's not send, you know, swimsuits and towels to them. She's sending hiking boot links to them.
A
Like hiking zip lining.
B
Like that's the packing list as hiking
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boots and which is going to be so fun. But I always like when I talk to clients, I'm like my childhood, it was never vacations. Like there's a difference between a vacation and a trip.
B
Yep.
A
Vacations are like you wake up when you want, you eat when you want. Like you're, you Know, maybe one or two excursions, but like the majority of it, like, you're just like, c' est la vie. Like where the wind takes you. Like, just go at your own pace. Relaxation. My mom is like, itinerary. She's like, we are making like. And which I'm so grateful for because I've like had so many amazing experiences traveling. Because my mom is like that. Like, she is so, like, let's go do the cenotes. We're going ATVing. Like, we're gonna go to a small village and like, we're gonna go do this and that and like, we're really making the most and like exploring the culture and diving into the culture. Like, it's not just like stay at a bougie ass resort and like stay in the beach. Stay in this like little bubble. Like we're like out with like the locals.
B
Yeah, and you got that from her for sure.
A
Yeah, yeah. And so it's nice. But my mom doesn't really have a happy medium.
B
Neither do you.
A
Yeah, but I like. No, I do. No, no, you like travel. I'm so fucking strategic. I'm like, we get there the first day, like, we're just like fucking around at the resort. Like, this is how Savannah travels. If anyone wants to ste my method. Okay, so let's say it's a seven day trip. Okay, so we fly in on a Saturday. All right, so we unpack, we get massages. Someone actually DM'd me. They said they started doing my massage upon arrival. Upon arrival. It's the best thing you could do.
B
And then room service.
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Yes, and then room service that night. And then just kind of like after your massage, you like kind of walk around and get like the lay of the land and like just kind of like figure out where you're at. Okay, so you unpack. Because I fully unpack on my trips. Like, I move in. Like, I can see my stuff. I feel less chaotic. Like, it feels like everything's put where it's supposed to be put and like, it's just like the vibes are set. Like, I am now like, not Savannah. I am Savannah in Costa Rica. Wherever I am. And I have my ward. Like, I moved in, that's my home. So I get moved in, I get a massage and I do room service. Then the next day we. I'm talking to you.
B
I'm listening.
A
I don't like when you do that. I do that to you too, but I don't like it when you do it to me.
B
Okay.
A
I love that. Next morning we wake up like, this is like, we get cute. Okay. We're wearing, like one of our fave swimsuits. Like, we're in like the cute resort where we're going to breakfast and then boom, securing beach front chairs. Okay. We're at the beach, we eat at the resort. We, you know, get a good, like, tan on. Like, we're just enjoying live, laugh, love. Then we do our first, like, really nice dinner night. We get dressed up, we do the whole shebang. Next day, we do some sort of activity. Okay. We're either, you know, going into town
B
on a boat or going on a boat.
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We're going scuba diving. We're going to do whatever. Okay. Then the next day we do like a little kind of like free for all day. Like, if there's something that we, like, saw that we wanted to do, we can go do that or we can stay at the resort again. And then day number four is massages in the morning and then like staying at the resort and then usually going out of the resort for a dinner that night. Day five, we're back on a boat. We're swimming, we're scuba diving, we're doing whatever. Day six, usually we stay. I usually kind of. We'll do two adventure days back to back towards the end. So then like another something on day six. And then day seven is like your last fun day at the resort. Like, just really soaking in all of the amenities at wherever you are and then packing and then room service that night and then you leave. And that's how I vacay.
B
That is to a T. But usually
A
by day five, I'm calling to extend it three more days.
B
Yep, that is true. Always. That's what I always have to plan. That's what I tell my mom every time I travel with her. I'm like, we're supposed to come home on the 15th, but I'll be home on the 18th. It's just how it is.
A
If it works out, I'm a stay. Yeah, I'm excited for this trip.
B
I think it's going to be so much fun.
A
And I'm excited because, like, I don't have to do anything planning wise. Like, my mom's just like, she's the king of the castle. Like, she's just going to be like, we're here, we're doing this, we're doing that. And I'd just be like, boom, easy.
B
And it's Cyrus's second time out of the country, but I feel like Grand Cayman was very, like, laid back, relaxing, like, pool Mexico. Oh, that is true. But was that also, like, laid back, relaxing vibes? Like, I feel like this is, like a different culture. Like, seeing the jungle, seeing monkeys.
A
Like, I think this is. I don't know, whole botch was so fun. It was one of my favorite trips. Other than getting burnt to a fucking crisp on that whale watching tour.
B
I don't remember that one.
A
Or is that the sick chest one? Yes. And then, like, the whole side of my face because I was so seasick.
B
Okay, but was that the chest one? Like the bad, bad chest one with the AC body oil?
A
Yes.
B
Okay.
A
Okay.
B
I do remember that.
A
That was, like, day two. Okay. I was melting.
B
You were melting.
A
They were on this tiny speedboat, okay. Trying to hunt down this whale for us to go swim with, which I would never recommend. It was so sad. And I didn't even get in the water because, like, it's just like, they're all, like, radioing each other. And then there's like, all these boats swarming this whale shark. It's so unethical. It's so fucking sad. Like, my goal to see a whale shark. I will see a whale shark before I die. I want it natural. I want to be swimming. And then all of a sudden, something big and dark lurks from the shadows. And it's just a whale shark. And it's just like, we met by divine timing. I'm not gonna go participate and pay for that fucking type of tourism.
B
It was just where there's 18 boats tracking down one.
A
Yeah. And everyone's all, like, splashing and just ratchet ghetto people that have no respect for animals. White trash fair. Like, it's not your favorite entertainment. Like, this poor animal.
B
Yeah.
A
And I'm ashamed I even put money. I didn't. I read that it was, like, very. Not like that. That it's like, they're gonna find one. And, like, it's, like, very, like, private. And, like.
B
Yeah.
A
Hundreds of people, like, just jumping off boats to, like, go, like, that poor wall shark. Okay. Anyways, and so it was just, like, so choppy. And it's like, no cover on this boat. Okay. Just like a fast speed boat. Cause you gotta be fast. Okay. No cover. I'm just roasting. Eight hours on the water, I'm like, I'm gonna throw up. So I'm like, I have to just sleep. I'm just gonna sleep. And I told Lance I was like, wake me up whenever action starts happening. And so I'm just like, this, sleeping, laying and holding my head. Cause it's like, boom. Boom, boom. So I'm trying to hold my head so I don't keep getting hit by the, like, thing, and I just get roasted. So anyway, you live and you learn.
B
Actually, this is the first year.
A
Probably God punishing me. He's like, you should never have participated in this.
B
Honestly, that's probably true.
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Burn.
B
And you learned a lesson that day. But also, we learned a lesson that if you ever have a 17th degree
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sunburn, don't put chemical sunscreen on.
B
Don't put chemical sunscreen on it. And put AC body oil and CBD mist on it.
A
And it'll be gone, y', all, literally, in 72 hours. Insane. Yeah. Well, so I'm excited for that. And then I go to Florida twice in August. I go for a podcast that I'm doing with clean skin towels. We need to talk to Marie about that video I'm supposed to do for them.
B
They. They're sending over a brief, so it's not.
A
Oh, they said they'd send it after the call, but it's been a couple days. But anyway, that's besides the point. And then West Palm is in fucking. Well, Fort Lauderdale. They took it out of West Palm. So be well.
B
Be well, Fort Lauderdale. Be well, Fort Lauderdale.
A
It's usually October, but I think they've learned that it's gotten canceled because of torrential hurricanes.
B
Yeah.
A
Which I was talking to someone about this, like, oh, like, it's so cool that you get to go to, like, Vegas, New York, and, like, Florida every year. And I was like, the budget and the aesthetics industry is so fucking low. Which you think would be higher. Yeah, that. Like, no shade. I get it. It's cheaper convention centers. But they do Vegas in June when it's the fucking hottest motherfucking month. It is Satan's asshole. It is so hot. Like, oh, my God. Disgusting. Yeah, like, just disgusting yesterday. Yes.
B
That's what I feel.
A
The worst month, you could go to Vegas. And they always do New York in March when it's, like, just gloomy, pouring rain, cold as not like, fun city walking, sunshine weather. And then Florida was always October. Like, hurricane season. Like, torrential downpour. Hurricanes show May or may not happen.
B
Yeah.
A
So, yeah. And I don't know.
B
Vegas is the worst. Like, we can get cute in coats and stuff like that, but Vegas is like. Even when there's a breeze, it's just, like, hot breath on you.
A
Yeah. But you mostly are inside in Vegas, which helps. Just sucks. But it's like, I just don't fuck with the walking. Like, I don't want to walk.
B
Yeah. That's the worst part about Vegas.
A
I'm like barefoot this year.
B
The same resort is like two miles apart from each other, like going from one place to another.
A
How did you like. We stayed at Fountain Blue this year. We always stay at the Wind. What did you think?
B
I actually liked it quite a lot.
A
I did too.
B
I liked it because it felt peaceful. It felt not chaotic. Like walking on the wind floor. It smells like cigarette smoke. There's like, I mean like Maria and I go down to get coffee at like 6 in the morning and like it's like literally still packed with the people from the previous night.
A
And it's like Vegas is just sad, sad, sad energy. I love New York.
B
I love New York. I'm glad you love New York. I was really worried that you weren't going to love New York because you did have a horrible first experience with it. And so it was fair.
A
I just have like my things. I have to like not be anywhere near 5th Avenue or times Square.
B
Yeah. Midtown is.
A
I want to be like in Soho or just a little bit West Village. Like, I need to be more low key.
B
Yeah.
A
I need a lot of natural light and I need like a room that doesn't feel stuffed.
B
Well, also, you stayed in the box. Yeah. You stayed in the Baccarat Hotel the first year. And that room was first of all, so expensive and so second of all. Yeah, it was the size of like the table we're sitting at.
A
It was so expensive. And it was a shoebox.
B
It was literally.
A
And there was like a tiny window and I just felt like I was in like jail.
B
Yeah, it was a gorgeous hotel. Like I'm. I'm sure if you like rake up or rake over like 10k per night, you could have a beautiful room there with a bunch of light and it's stunning.
A
That was a terrible trip.
B
Yeah, that was. I remember I walked into that hotel room and I was like, oh, yeah. I was like, for this much money? Crazy.
A
We say Equinox now. Amazing prices.
B
Oh, yeah. It's like, I mean, it's still luxury and it's still like semi expensive. But like what we get for the same price you paid at the Baccarat is like.
A
Yeah. And it's right next to the resort
B
or the two bedroom suite. Yeah. No, I love staying at the Equinox. It's like right in the middle. So if we want to, like if
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we're going to, we fuck with the Equinox heavily.
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And it feels tucked away, like you're on the berry.
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Very clean, very nice.
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You're right next to the. Not the vortex, but it looks like a vortex. What is it called?
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The sphere.
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That's in Vegas. Huh?
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The gladiator? No, the vessel.
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That's it. That's good.
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Thank you. Vortex was close.
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Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't look like a vessel. Well, I think many people have. But we don't talk about that.
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Anyways, I think that's all I have for this episode. I hope you guys have a fabulous
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Monday when y' all are listening to this. She's with the monkeys.
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Yeah. There's things called howler monkeys there, which I'll let you listen to. They're actually supposed to. I don't know if this is a real fact, but my mom told me this, that they are the loudest monkey. Oh, it's the loudest land mammal.
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Oh, wow.
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And if you leave your room open, they might come in there.
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Sounds like a dinosaur. I would think that there are. I would think I'm in, like, prehistoric times.
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They're so cute. I also insert photo of a howler monkey here. They're actually not as scary as they sound.
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I don't know. It looks kind of scary.
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No, no, no. They're just like. Their mouths are open because they're howling.
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Yeah. But it looks scarier than the monkey that. They're very friendly.
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They're very friendly. You know what's so cool about them? Fun fact. Their balls are white, but their body is black. Big white balls. Huge nuts.
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And that's a wrap on this episode. We love you guys. Happy Monday. We'll see you guys with a Q and A next week.
Host: Savanna Boda ("The Dallas Aesthetician")
This lively episode blends candid behind-the-scenes anecdotes from Savanna’s personal and professional life. The discussion covers her quirky high school reputation and early weed habits, the saga of her office aquarium and its “new fish,” persistent complications with cosmetic injectables (specifically Botox-induced ptosis), travel plans and family dynamics, and finally, some sharp commentary on the realities of the med-aesthetic convention circuit. As always, Savanna marries her trademark humor and honesty with practical wisdom about self-care, loyalty, and learning when to make a change.
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Description | |-----------|---------|--------------------------------| | 01:45 | Savanna | “I just get so fucking anxious and paranoid…so I had to leave.” | | 04:55 | Savanna | “I look like Elvis and Fetty Wap had a baby.” | | 05:43 | Follower (read by Savanna) | “This happens every time you get Botox—what’s going on?” | | 09:21 | Savanna | “Why was I in a horrible marriage for 10 years? …I’m so forgiving…” | | 15:18 | Savanna | “Vacations are like, you wake up when you want… trips are like, itinerary.” | | 20:10 | Savanna | “It’s so unethical. It’s so fucking sad… my goal is to see a whale shark—I want it natural.” | | 23:15 | Savanna | “It is Satan’s asshole. It is so hot.” (re: Vegas in June) | | 26:08 & 26:14 | Savanna | “We fuck with the Equinox heavily.” | | 28:00 | Savanna | “Their balls are white, but their body is black. Big white balls. Huge nuts.” (re: howler monkeys) |
Whether you’re in aesthetics, love travel, or just enjoy a mix of humor and heart, this episode is classic Savanna—candid, a bit chaotic, and deeply human.