Skincare Q&A: You’re Doing It Wrong

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Skincare Q&A: You’re Doing It Wrong"

Podcast Information:

• Title: The blondEST
• Host/Author: Savanna Boda
• Description: Savanna Boda, known as The Dallas Aesthetician, is a Medical Aesthetician specializing in ethical and results-driven aesthetics. Trained under top Dallas plastic surgeons and dermatologists, she integrates holistic therapies with medical aesthetics to promote internal and external health for achieving radiant skin. Savanna is renowned for her advanced skills in treatments like dermaplaning, microneedling, and chemical peels, boasting a 99% success rate in addressing acne, pigmentation, and acne scars. With a dedicated Instagram following of over 300k, her podcast, The blondEST, blends her social media presence with her skincare expertise.

Episode Details:

• Episode Title: Skincare Q&A: You’re Doing It Wrong
• Release Date: May 12, 2025

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1. Introduction and Setting the Tone (00:06 - 00:35)

The episode begins with a light-hearted banter between the hosts, Savannah (A) and her co-host Tyler (B), setting a casual and friendly atmosphere. They quickly transition from personal anecdotes to the main topic of skincare.

2. Addressing Audience Questions (00:35 - 16:28)

The bulk of the episode focuses on answering listener-submitted skincare questions. Savannah provides detailed, professional advice, often integrating product recommendations and personal experiences.

• Fastest Way to Combat Body Acne (00:40 - 01:30):

  • Tyler asks: "What's the fastest way to get rid of body acne if you have a beach vacation coming up in three and a half weeks?"
  • Savannah responds: Emphasizes hydration, consistent use of clear skin supplements, and recommends using a specific body wash and peel pads. (00:47 - 01:21)

• Managing Rosacea and Redness (04:20 - 05:17):

  • Question: Best products for Red Cheek, Rosacea, dry skin without acne.
  • Savannah advises: Using clearing serums, advanced treatments like Lipid serum, Intense serum, Carboxy and Trailblaz products, and sulfur masks. (04:20 - 05:17)
  • Notable Quote: "I feel like we don't talk enough about how much Intense and Calm help with redness. Their before and afters are crazy." (04:55)

• Eye Cream Recommendations (05:17 - 06:12):

  • Question: Any eye cream to help with under-eye hollowing?
  • Savannah recommends: "Eye Renew from Hydrinity is insane." (05:31 - 06:12)

• Pigmentation Treatments (06:12 - 10:46):

  • Discussion: Importance of treating pigmentation at the dermis level rather than just the surface. Emphasizes products like Hydrinity Vivid and explains the science behind effective pigmentation treatments.
  • Notable Quote: "People think the pigment is just like right here on top, but it's not. It's starting down here in the dermis and trickling up." (09:00)

• Preventing Mascara-Related Issues (14:53 - 15:27):

  • Question: Best advice for preventing raccoon eyes from mascara.
  • Savannah suggests: Using setting powder and tubing mascara, specifically mentioning Color Science's tubing mascara for its ease of removal and lash health benefits. (14:53 - 15:27)

3. Product Highlights and Recommendations (10:46 - 22:46)

Savannah dedicates a significant portion of the episode to discussing various skincare products, their benefits, and how they fit into different skincare routines.

• Factor 5 Eye Growth Lash Serum (11:16 - 14:19):

  • Description: A growth factor-based serum that promotes eyelash and eyebrow growth without prostaglandins.
  • Development Story: An unexpected benefit observed during clinical studies led to the renaming and repurposing of the product. (12:37 - 14:19)
  • Notable Quote: "It's like green juice for your face. So good. 96 antioxidants." (18:02)

• Handling Misuse of Products (22:46 - 27:05):

  • Discussion: Savannah shares humorous and cautionary tales about listeners misusing skincare products, such as applying peel pads to sensitive areas like the butthole or using serums as lubricants.
  • Notable Quote: "Don't put a peel pad on your butthole. It's just common sense." (23:02 - 23:14)

4. Personal Stories and Experiences (16:28 - 33:37)

The hosts delve into personal anecdotes, providing listeners with relatable content and showcasing Savannah's dedication to her own skincare journey.

• Savannah’s Breast Reduction and Lipo Experience (26:53 - 32:00):

  • Story: Savannah discusses her journey with breast reduction, liposuction, and the impact it had on her confidence and body image.
  • Impact: Highlights the emotional and physical benefits of her treatments, emphasizing the importance of self-confidence. (26:53 - 32:00)

• Body Image and Self-Esteem (28:06 - 29:21):

  • Discussion: Savannah reflects on her past insecurities, particularly regarding her facial appearance versus her body, and how treatments helped her regain confidence.
  • Notable Quote: "After I breastfed, my tits just got so loose. I have poor breast tissue. I'm prone to saggy titties." (30:04 - 31:25)

5. Upcoming Events and Announcements (33:37 - 35:11)

The episode concludes with updates on upcoming events and Savannah’s future engagements.

• Speaking Engagements and Events:

  • Savannah mentions her participation in conferences like IECSC Vegas and the ongoing development of the "Slay with Savannah" event in Las Vegas. Additionally, there's a playful discussion about potential trips to Paris. (18:28 - 19:41)

• Master Classes and Product Launches:

  • Announcement: Savannah discusses her plans to speak at various conferences and teases new product releases focused on pigmentation and other skincare concerns. (18:28 - 19:41)

6. Listener Engagement and Community Building (22:46 - 35:11)

Throughout the episode, Savannah and Tyler emphasize the importance of their community, encouraging listeners to support the podcast and engage with their content.

• Support and Promotion:

  • Savannah urges listeners: "If you heard it from me first, support the person that taught you." (06:17 - 06:34)
  • Promotion of Website: Encourages audience to visit savannahboto.com to support the podcast and access recommended products. (05:31 - 06:12)

• Handling Criticism and Competition:

  • Discussion: Savannah shares how she handles other estheticians following her clients and emphasizes maintaining professionalism. (25:44 - 26:25)

7. Conclusion and Farewells (35:07 - End)

The episode wraps up with light-hearted conversation, playful banter, and expressions of gratitude towards listeners.

• Final Remarks:
  • Savannah and Tyler share laughs and personal jokes, maintaining the episode's friendly and engaging tone.
  • Notable Quote: "I love you. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave." (34:11)

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Key Takeaways:

• Holistic Skincare Approach: Savannah emphasizes the importance of combining internal health with external skincare practices for optimal results.

• Product Knowledge: Detailed insights into various skincare products, their applications, and their benefits for specific skin concerns like acne, rosacea, and pigmentation.

• Personal Connection: Sharing personal stories helps build a relatable and trustworthy rapport with the audience.

• Community Engagement: Encouraging listeners to support the podcast and engage with the community fosters a loyal and interactive listener base.

• Professionalism: Addressing industry challenges, such as competition and product misuse, with humor and expertise showcases Savannah's authority in the field.

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Notable Quotes:

• "I feel like we don't talk enough about how much Intense and Calm help with redness. Their before and afters are crazy." — Savannah (04:55)
• "It's like green juice for your face. So good. 96 antioxidants." — Savannah (18:02)
• "Don't put a peel pad on your butthole. It's just common sense." — Savannah (23:02)

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This episode of The blondEST offers a blend of professional skincare advice, personal anecdotes, and engaging conversations that cater to both skincare enthusiasts and fellow estheticians. Savannah Boda's expertise and approachable demeanor make complex skincare topics accessible and relatable for her audience.

Transcript

[A]

Welcome back to the Blondest podcast. No tears today. Well, it's the same day that I. The last two episodes.

[B]

It's actually been approximately 35 seconds.

[A]

But I'm fine now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we're good.

[A]

But she's okay. I got some napkins. I am just a sentimental girl. Okay, but today we're not going to talk about our feelings. Today we're gonna talk about skincare.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yay. Yay.

[B]

Woohoo.

[A]

You have a question for me, Tyler?

[B]

What's the fastest way to get rid of body acne if you have a beach vacation coming up in three and a half weeks?

[A]

Well, you should drink more water. You should actually take the clear skin clear skin supplements consistently. Not when I fucking yell at you to do it on your own free will because you love yourself. You should use the perfect body wash. Which I do, but as of five days ago, Okay, I was using other stuff. Yeah, but not things that I said.

[B]

No, I wasn't.

[A]

Doesn't listen to me. And peel pads four times a week burns well. Do you want acne?

[B]

It's been burning.

[A]

Well, it's because you just had a back peel and a back laser. Yeah, duh. Okay. That's my answer for you.

[B]

Three and a half weeks. She said. She said I can give recommendations, but I'm not a miracle worker.

[A]

I've been giving recommendations since I've known your bitch ass six years ago, and someone doesn't take my advice anyway.

[B]

So.

[A]

That'S what you get. Someone says, so kind to me. Yeah. No, Tyler, suck my dick. Everyone thinks I'm mean to you, but they don't see what he does to me, okay? And they don't get that we're besties, but everyone thinks we're either married or brothers.

[B]

My mom, you know, my mom brought it up to me the other day. She was like, do you know that a lot of people think you're Savannah's husband? I was like, where did you see that? And she was like, on her birthday post for you. Apparently multiple people commented that.

[A]

Oh my God. Wait, what was it? When we. In the elevator and. And. Oh, wait, no, this, like, fan came up to me and she was like, oh, my God, like, it's so nice to meet you. Blah, blah, blah. It's just. Poor thing with so never. She spilled her, like, entire water all over me and I was like, it's fine.

[B]

Oh, it was insane.

[A]

It was what?

[B]

It was insane because I was drenched. Like, literally dumped her water on Savannah. I was like.

[A]

Yeah, that was crazy. Anyways, and so she was like, I just think it's so cute that, like, you know, you have your husband come with you to these things. And I was like, no, he's my best friend. She's like, that is so sweet.

[B]

Sweet. Yeah.

[A]

She thought, like, that meant, like, my husband's my best friend. You know, we're not married, so we.

[B]

Just, like, instead of, like, correcting, we just, like, double down.

[A]

Thank God I'm married. But honestly, sometimes, I'm not going to lie, guys. Like, it feels like even if you're married, it feels good to, like, have someone tell you that you're pretty or, like, hit on you. He is the biggest block. Lance is lucky. Honestly, I'm like. I'm like, am I ugly?

[B]

I'm sitting there like, no.

[A]

I'm like, you need to wear, like, Gay Pride shorts everywhere we go. Like, I'm gonna start making you wear, like, fucking, like, spandex shorts everywhere we go.

[B]

Honestly, that is never gonna happen.

[A]

I know, but it's so funny to me. I'm like, if I was single, I would be forever alone because everyone would think that I was with you, and they already do. And I'm married. Not to you.

[B]

Yeah, you're very publicly married.

[A]

I literally, like, look at Tyler, like, especially when we're out in Vegas, you know, there's a lot of people, and I'm like, no one's even, like, giving me, like, any looks. Like, am I ugly? Not that I like looking for that.

[B]

But then I walk away.

[A]

You know what I mean? Yeah.

[B]

I walk away for. I go to the bathroom for two minutes.

[A]

I'm like, come back. I'm scared.

[B]

And that's when. Yeah, that's when someone will say something to you.

[A]

That was so funny.

[B]

One of the besties got for us today.

[A]

Someone said, best thing for Red Cheek, Rosacea, dry skin, no acne. She said, Maestro has helped with the redness, but I want something more. I would say clearing serum will amp it up and help so much. And then all too advanced. And then I would also get Lipid serum and Intense and Carboxy and Trailblaz and sulfur mask is also great for redness. All of those. And then the next one was what to use for type two rosacea. Same answer. And zinc. Take it orally.

[B]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how much intense and calm help with redness. I mean, calm specifically, but even intense, their before and afters are crazy.

[A]

Crazy is comfort cream, sensitive skin, friendly. I love Trio, but going through budgeting, I need a better price point. Yes. Comfort cream is so good for sensitive skin.

[B]

It's. I. My first time using comfort cream was when I got the era.

[A]

I love her.

[B]

She kind of slaps.

[A]

Oh, I know. Like, funny doll. Make you Holla. Seriously.

[B]

No, it was good. I was like, damn.

[A]

Fucking love it. Any eye cream to help with under eye hollowing? Eye renew. Eye renew is insane from Hydrinity, you guys. Also, this is not an ad, but it's an ad from me to you if any of these products that we're speaking of are on savannahboto.com if you so kindly would support our business, because we don't make fucking shit off this podcast. And my husband thinks that it is a waste of time and money and keeps me away from my family and. And brings no income in because we don't run ads and we don't monetize it. So if you guys want to keep the episodes, least help us get ourselves up on SBA. Savannahboto.com. yeah, that's how you can support this podcast.

[B]

Yeah. And especially that's what Savannah always says. Have you heard about the product somewhere else?

[A]

Yeah, if you heard it from another Savannah, another Savannah heard it from someone else, get it from them. But if you heard it from me first, support the person that taught you. Yeah. Okay. Is the foundation full coverage? She's talking oxygenetics, which is what I have on right now.

[B]

It's slays.

[A]

It is. It's amazing. It's buildable, too. Well, all the time after icing. Oh, that says using after using iconic duo for teen acne. What is the iconic duo?

[B]

I think it's the oxygen deep pore mask. And the.

[A]

That's Ask Me Mas duo.

[B]

Yeah, but you posted that teen who used the forehead, so maybe that's why my brain is going there. Because, like, the mother is the one who sent you. And you've posted that before and after.

[A]

Maybe, but she's saying some pigment is still there. Intense serum. But that's expensive for a teenager. I don't know. Some of these teenagers are wearing, like, Golden Goose and Dior bags these days, and they're shopping at Sephora, so I fear maybe they can get it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Refining foam cleanser. Before or after Prelude. Okay, so if you have, like, really, really, really, like, texture pigment, like thick skin like Tyler's that, like, needs to get whipped into shape. Okay. Prelude first and then refining foam cleanser. So good. Glass skin is pregnancy safe. And by the time this episode's out, it's probably sold out again, which is the best for Ultra sensitive skin. Even toner, vivid. Both. They are both very gentle. So either or vivid. If you're looking for something more for like deep pigment melasma age spots, like really stubborn pigment. I really love vivid because it's like it's the supercharged ha. So it's going really deep into the skin. And so basically what hydrone did is attach the pigment brightening ingredients to that Ha. So it's like a piggyback ride down to the dermis, the deepest layer of your skin. Because if you think about it, people think so if like this is our skin. If you're watching YouTube, this is my skin diagram. Can I, can you give me your hand? Actually you're going to be in my diagram. Yeah. I want you like this. Okay, that's good. Okay. Dermis, top of your skin. Okay. People think the pigment is just like right here on top, but it's not. And it actually is starting down here and it's like trickling all the way up to the top. So you know, certain products it's just kind of shaving the top pigment off, but it keeps coming back. And you're upset, right? Because nothing's treating down here. That's why when people do like IPL for pigment, IPL is so surface level, you don't go deep with this. So you get instant results. So people love it because they start to like flake and peel and they're like, oh my God, it's gone. And then they get upset if they're not educated and someone's not telling them and it's, you gotta treat down here. Right. So that's why I like the aerolase also. We'll talk about that. Because the aerialase is going down here in the dermis and actually treating the actual problem. So you're not gonna get that instant result. It's gonna take more treatments, it's gonna take more time, but you're gonna have a more long term result and long term benefit because we're starting at the core problem and it's gonna work its way up rather than just chipping away at the top month after month and hoping that, you know, you're never gonna get down here. It doesn't matter how much you've chipped away, it's always gonna be down here. You're never gonna see your dermis on top. Like it's just never going to happen scientifically. So anyways, with the vivid brightening, it's taking it all the way down here, which can help a ton. But you will need good treatments. Too. To truly treat pigment. Thank you.

[B]

I feel like I was like, the magicians.

[A]

You were my assistant. Okay, hang on. Gotta click through my stories, guys. Got to get back to the questions. Oh, and then even tone, I like for more, like, redness in the skin. Uneven skin tone. Like minor pigment issues will be out.

[B]

No.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, well. You sure? I don't know if you're right, but that's okay. I'd rather be safe. I'm not about to get in trouble. Okay.

[B]

It'll be one day shy.

[A]

That's so fucking stupid. Well, tomorrow. There's something else that's a pigment inhibitor that's coming out that I've been trying and using and love. And how does it compare to Vivid? Comparable, but more exfoliating.

[B]

Yeah. Also different.

[A]

Yeah. I would say the thing that's coming out now is going to be the best thing for pigment. So hold your cards.

[B]

24 hours.

[A]

Hold 24 hours. Besties, please. Okay, can your factor five eye growth lash serum be used daily? Yes, and it's prostaglandin free, guys. So this uses growth factors. Tyler, since you're confident on this subject, tell him the story about how your eyes got so big. Tell him I want to drink my little drink. It's not alcohol. That sounded like I was saying it was alcohol. Tell him the story of how factor 5 eyelash growth serum cream became a thing.

[B]

Okay, so John was born in 1960.

[A]

1960. I'm calling him. He's not my dad's age. My dad. I was gonna say 1960.

[B]

Yeah, you're right. Sorry, Joe.

[A]

That man's like, 40, I don't know, years. He's not 60. If he was born in the 60s, he'd be a 60 year old.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Okay, 1980. Probably 1985, maybe. How old is that?

[A]

Last time I called someone a boomer, I really offended.

[B]

Yeah, you really got in trouble. I do not think John is old. John, I do not think that you are old.

[A]

Tyler just called you old. John.

[B]

I don't know. Years. I was just saying a random year.

[A]

You're not gonna get INV To Dubai.

[B]

Do not send him this clip.

[A]

It's okay, John. That's just. You can just, like, leave him home.

[B]

Okay, so Factor 5's thing is, you know, they have the adipose tissue. That's where they get the growth factors from. And they created a skincare line with it for different uses. You know, they have their serums. This one was created specifically for the eye. And it was, you know, just like any other Growth factor Exosome serum for the eye to target. You know, dark under eyes, fine lines, wrinkles, crow's free, the whole nine yards. And so they released it, and I am 99% sure when it came out, it was just the eye cream. Yeah, that was the name of it. Like, you know, factor five eye cream. And after bringing it to the market, or maybe even in the clinical studies, they test patients. Yeah. And the number one feedback they had, obviously they got a lot of great feedback for the benefits to the skin around the eye. But, like, outside of the unexpected, was that they had seen great eyelash growth, but also eyebrow. Right.

[A]

Mm. And thickness.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's why they created it and renamed it eyelash cream, because it actually grows your lashes too, with growth factors. It's pretty fucking crazy. And you can use it on your brows too. I hope they make a hair serum as well. Even though we love plated, I like options.

[B]

So a very happy accident.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Is what that product is. And like Savannah said, because it's growth factors, it's prostaglandin free. You're not gonna get that weird dark. Some people don't get that.

[A]

But it's so rare. But still.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I know some people who have.

[A]

Who have you seen have issues.

[B]

I've just had friends who had used prostaglandin, like, other products that have, like, gotten, like, dark under eyes.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

Or like, is it eyelids? Maybe their eyelids, Their eye area.

[A]

Yeah. I wanted the 1%. That sucks. Okay. Best advice for preventing raccoon eyes from mascara. Well, I would say it's a really good setting. Powder and a tubing mascara, like, the color science one is amazing.

[B]

Yeah. I. I mean, obviously I don't know much about makeup, but when I think it was Alicia, who works on the color science team, explained to me, like, what a tubing mascara is. I was like, that's so interesting, because.

[A]

A lot of people don't know.

[B]

I'm. I still haven't probably an elementary understanding of it, but, like, it, like, when it comes in contact with the water or whatever, like, it literally just comes off the eyelash, like, in a solid form of a tube, basically.

[A]

And so, like, it's easier to come off. It's better for your lashes.

[B]

Yes. Like, it literally just.

[A]

You don't have to scrub your eyes to get it off. I agree. Someone said using intense serum and carboxy, my skin is so much better. I have less acne. What should I add to help with any redness and small breakouts? I would add in ondo yeah, for sure.

[B]

It's called the best friend duo for a reason.

[A]

That's true. His favorite product in mine. Best routine for fungal acne on the body. Mandelic acid for sure. And sulfur. I do idealic cleanser on my website and then I would use sulfur mask on it and I'd also use mandelic serum like 15% on my website. Post sunburn what to apply on skin. You are the best. Thank you. Was thinking Encore. Encore is perfect. But I'd also use CBD Mist first. Literally get it in your starter pack. Okay. For summer. Oh my God, that remind me, is she still working on my pregnancy graphic? That lady?

[B]

And the starter kit? Yeah, it's on the list.

[A]

Amazing. I've had so many graphics lately and everyone's slow. I'm about to put an amber alert out on like both of our graphic designers because they have no upsetting me.

[B]

Our other one has been churning them out. We just like have so many rush ones that like your ideas that aren't tied to things we need.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are getting.

[A]

Yeah. But the CBD so that within like 24 or 48 hours your sunburn will be gone. It's witchcraft. So keep that in your like starter pack kit at home. Why don't you promote biorepeal anymore? We moved to a different company because we saw better results and we just aligned with them better on business practices. Why don't you talk about the IS clinical products you carry? We keep them for certain clients that are like pregnant. But I don't think they're the best of the best. But they are pregnancy safe. So I like active serum and the active peel pads. If they can't use Alpharet and Alpharette peel pads. But other than that I don't recommend it unless someone's pregnant. So it's like a small number of people and it's mostly like in clinic clients. How do you feel about waterless skincare? Olive idea. Oliveta. I don't know how to say that. It's an mlm. I ain't about it.

[B]

I was about to say if I saw her walking down the street, I wouldn't know a thing.

[A]

I know, right?

[B]

Literally have no idea what that is.

[A]

Techno neck cream. Morning and night or both? Both of them. Hyaluronic acid. Morning or night or both? Both them on bomb. Do you recommend it? I do. It's like a green juice for your face. So good. 96 antioxidants. Or is it 86? It's 86 because it reminds me of my serving Days. Because when something was out, you'd be like 86 eggs or like 86, like trout. Okay, the thing. So like if we're at work and like we're 86, like dermamelatin. Dermamelanin, Intimate lightning gel.

[B]

Okay, we're out of it.

[A]

So 86 it.

[B]

I feel like.

[A]

Okay, that's what you say.

[B]

I wonder where it came from.86.

[A]

That's a good chat question. Ask him.

[B]

Her.

[A]

Someone said. Are you still with Lance? I'm married. Yes. Funny question. How many more babies do you want? Oh, you guys have won a bunch of questions today. I don't know, I go back and forth. I have a lot going on and I don't think my like stress levels would be good for pregnancy. I don't even think I could fucking get pregnant right now with how much stress I'm under. Can you use Ondo in the morning if you're using tretinoin at night? Yes. Do you have any upcoming master classes? Not technically a master class, but I am speaking at conferences. I'll be at IECSC Vegas. Where else am I going to be? Also, what's happening with the Slay with Savannah event in Vegas? Is it getting worked on?

[B]

It is getting worked on.

[A]

Amazing. Okay, where else am I going to be this summer? We may be in Paris. If people respond, we won't be in Paris. Well, we'll be in London, but I'll also be in Paris because I'll be in the vicinity and I've never been. And I would love to go see the Eiffel Tower and eat a little baguette and wear a little scarf around my neck. And I want to try that hot chocolate that everyone talks about. What age should you start using retinol? Well, it is technically a treatment for acne, so you could start as young as like 13, 14. But if you're looking for preventative reasons, I started at like 18. It helps with everything. As long as you're wearing sunscreen, you're fine. Huh. Let's see.

[B]

It says it comes from early 20th century American restaurant slang. There are a few theories of where it originates from prohibition era bars, I guess speakeasies. They would say 86 is a code to discreetly tell someone to stop serving alcohol. Military or diner. And diner.

[A]

You're whispering.

[B]

Military and diner lingo. Some think it came from short order cooks or military mess halls where numbers were used as codes because, you know, like military uses like Morse code. I don't know about that. Electrical code and engineering. Yeah, I don't care.

[A]

Interesting. Okay. Favorite treatment for melasma, it would have been the cosm one, but they just had to, like, murder her and stab her to death. But I think we actually figured out. Did we figure it out? I don't know how to get it. No, we're still working on that. Well, we have all summer. I mean, we'll get back to you in the fall with our answer. I mean, yeah, we tried the surplexin new peel. Didn't do shit. Don't like it that great. And then, like, we used to do lecente. Didn't do shit. Wasn't great.

[B]

And then we were talking to the company that carried Cosmo on to see what options there were, and then they stopped carrying it. Now there's a new distributor for it.

[A]

So we're working on it. Yeah, I'm figuring it out in the works. Thank God it's summer.

[B]

And, like, I think the new company is having to get re FDA approval for everything. Every single meso aesthetic product. So they don't even have. Yeah, it's. I don't know what's going.

[A]

Like, that's crazy. On gloss or hydrinity? On gloss during the day, hydrinity at night. Yeah. Can you use mandelic serum with glass skin? Yes. Glass skin first, then mandelic. Ah. What can I use to lighten pigment in my private areas? Baby, it would have been the Dermamelanin Intimate lightening Gel.

[B]

Same company.

[A]

There's no more plane, baby.

[B]

There is no plane.

[A]

There is no plane right now. Can I use interfuse?

[B]

Can you talk about that one time you got in trouble for saying to use a different product on your butt?

[A]

Everyone at skin Butter calling me, saying that I'm gonna give people fucking burns on their butthole. And I was like, I meant the ass cheeks, but I put it on my butthole. For sure. I put it on my butthole.

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So funny.

[A]

Like, just don't shave your butthole and then put a peel pad on it. It's just like, common sense.

[B]

So funny.

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And, like, if you had diarrhea and you have, like, a raw butthole or hemorrhoids, like, don't put it on.

[B]

But, Savannah, what we have learned is that common sense is far from common. We have people putting lipid serum underneath their tongue and then asking why they're not getting results.

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And then my favorite is people that this was not just misuse. It was just psychotic behavior. People were using lipid serum as, like, lubricant.

[B]

Yeah.

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Like, why would you use a $250 serum for lube or remember you had.

[B]

Someone who washed their face in between every step of their skin?

[A]

We don't judge, we listen. That was crazy. I was so confused. Yeah, another one. What is the lightener you use on your private bits? I like that term, private bits. Same thing. But I'm stocked up, guys. I don't know, maybe I'll sell it on the black market. I'm 20 and I like to start. I would like to start using an eye cream that's preventative Ironu on our website. What is better for pigment? Glymed brilliant tone or the hydrinity vivid? Hydrinity Vivid, definitely brilliant. Tone's a good, more affordable option, even though it's 100 bucks. So I think Vivid's like 140, so. But, you know, $40 does make a difference, so. But if you can do that extra 40, you'll be happier. Best part for pie, for sensitive skin, even tone. If I'm going to use all three body products, what order? I would use Lipid, then Encore in the morning and then at night I would do Alpharet and then Encore on top. And then if we're talking, well, there's four. Because then if we're talking environs duo, I would do. I honestly like environs by itself, but I would put Encore on top, but I wouldn't layer it with Lipid. I feel like that would feel weird.

[B]

Or alpha.

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Or Alfred. I feel like too much. Yeah, I feel like it'd be weird. I think it would do the Duo first, then Encore on top. Old pigmentation from acne scars. It's lightened up a lot from intense and vivid and even tone. What else can I do? Cyspera that has been flying off the shelves. It's Systemine. It's really cool. It's Isobionic. Isobutan. Well, babe. ISO Bionica mid.

[B]

Yep.

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Yeah, it's really cool stuff. Let's see. Let me refresh it one more time. How do you handle people copying you? Another esthetician followed 50 of my clients, including my wife. That's crazy. I'd block her. I'm quick to block.

[B]

Not the clients and the spouse.

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No, that's not what I meant. Oh, I wouldn't block her clients and the spouse.

[B]

No, I was saying not the.

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Not the girl, not her doing that.

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Both of them.

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I was confused.

[B]

I was like, no, no, I'm saying, like, double whammy. You're trying to take my business and my wife.

[A]

What can I use on Contact dermatitis, sieve lipid serum and cumber cream. What did you do to your stomach after Cyrus was born to get so flat m sculpt and honestly, lipid body guys snatched my loose skin because I have not had a tummy tuck. I've had not had anything done, which is so annoying. People like, Savannah had a tummy tuck, babe. I literally. There's podcast episodes of me literally wearing a wrap. A wrap around my neck from my neck lipo.

[B]

Yeah.

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But I show everything.

[B]

You should tell the funny story about how your surgeon thought that he did.

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A tummy tuck because he was like, you look so good.

[B]

He was like, I don't remember us.

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Doing a tummy tuck.

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And she was like, we did it.

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He said, you have no scars. I'm like, he didn't do one. Like, I do have loose skin when I, like, bend down, but if I'm standing up, it's fine. Which I don't really give a if I'm bending down.

[B]

But honestly, like, the more you, like.

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Time goes by, it's like, better it gets. I know. Yeah, I know. That's why they say just like, boom, boom, get your baby's done. Because then you get your body back and you're like, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, I had a brush reduction. I had bra fat lipo, which was one of my biggest insecurities. I always had, like, a bulge right here. And I never would wear tank tops from, like. And I'm telling you, even when I was at my skinniest and I used to dance, you know, competitively. I was tiny when I was like, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. I didn't really start getting, like, unhealthy till, like, after high school. I wasn't, like, unhealthy, but I, like, wasn't as active as smoking weed, working.

[B]

You hadn't. You hadn't.

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Like, I grew up high level, like, every single night, seven days a week, six days a week. I was, like, sweating, dancing, strength conditioning.

[B]

I would still say you were on the inside of average.

[A]

My tits just made me look bigger because they were so big and I had a lot of baby fat. It was the tits mixed with my face still had baby. I held on to a lot of baby fat in my face, like, my whole life. Like, even I have this one photo of me at Warped Tour, and I was so skinny. Oh, my God. Like, I was, like, this thick. Okay, where's this, like, that thick? But my face, like, if you had just cropped me, like, I would have looked like I was £700. I actually saw a girl on Tick Tock that in the nicest way is medically termed, is morbidly obese. Like, she's huge, okay? Like £400. But her face literally looks like mine looks so skinny. Yeah. And she was like. Because someone had said, like, fat girls can't be pretty or like something like derogatory and rude. And she, like, started with a selfie and then she, like, zoomed out and I was like. Like, you would never know. Like, catfish to the max. Like, if she just posted her face everywhere, nobody would know her size.

[B]

Yeah. Wow.

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And I'm telling you, like, she.

[B]

I feel like I'm the opposite of that.

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No, but I was like that. My face was so big. Dude, my face was so big. Even when was at my thinnest, I literally looked like I was £500. Yeah. There was somewhere else I was going with this story.

[B]

I don't even remember what triggered it was.

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How did I get my stomach flat? Oh. Oh. What I got done. Okay. So I always had a lot of bra fat. So I just, like, had weird fat pockets that my body just loved to put fat in. And my titties and my bra fat were one of them. So I got huge ass boobies. And I wanted those smaller because, like, my nipples were literally pointing to the ground. After I had my son, like, ask Tyler. They were utters. Like, you could literally. I could grab my tit. Guys smack you with it. The word utter, I could have laid it out, honestly. Whereas, like, I would have probably been able to lay my tit over here. I'm not kidding. It was the worst thing ever. Like, I would stand and my tits would be on my puss. Tits on the puss.

[B]

It was. It was really titties on the.

[A]

Okay. And they were big. But then, like, after I breastfed, like, they just got so loose. I have poor breast tissue. I'm prone to saggy titties. It's just the life that God gave me. I can't be perfect. I'm sorry. So, yeah, there was a rough time, so I got him cut off. And I didn't actually want them to be this small. But once I, like, for the first in my life, was freed of my tits that had been weighing me down for years. Like, I had a G cup. Okay. So if you guys are new followers, like, you would never know. But these boobs, they're bigger than my whole face. They're so big. They're so big. I hated them. They made me feel very uncomfortable. I couldn't wear what I wanted to wear. It was hard for me to work out. I just did not like my boobs ever. Even before they got saggy like that after breastfeeding. And I don't want this to scare anybody because not everyone's gonna get saggy after breastfeeding. But I have poor quality breast tissue. Apparently literally everyone I consulted with was like, damn, like you look like, like you like lost, like had like gastric bypass surgery and like lost like 200 pounds. Like that's like what? How loose your tits are. I was like, great. Well, they wanted to put mesh in me to help strengthen my tissue. But I was scared of a foreign object.

[B]

Yeah.

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And want anything in me.

[B]

Never a good thing.

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Anyways.

[B]

No tummy tuck.

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No tummy tuck. I had lipo in my boobs and I did my arms last minute and my neck. It was actually the day of the surgery. I was only supposed to go in to get a breast reduction and lift. And then he was just gonna do my bra fat lipo. And then like right before I went under and I was like, Dr. Dawa Mm. Do we think we could add on like my neck and my arms? He was like fo sho. Add it to the tab. And then I did it and for.

[B]

The next three weeks.

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And my neck lipo is the best thing I've ever done. Other no my breast reduction.

[B]

I want a neck lift so fucking bad.

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Well, I didn't do that. I just did a neck lipo.

[B]

You didn't need a neck lift.

[A]

Yeah, I loved neck lipo. So anyways, then after I did all that, I started to feel very confident about myself and then I really got into like my workout era. And also like having a child makes you just want to be healthier. That's just the thing. Okay, a couple more questions guys. Can you use Platedy and Factor 5 together? Yes. Best exfoliating scrub Peptide micro scrub. I love that shit. For acne scars, dull skin, pore size texture.

[B]

She's one of the ogs.

[A]

She's good. Let's see we upside it one more time. Best neck cream for someone who has a gobbled turkey neck. That's so mean to yourself. But same I talk to myself like that too. Interface face and neck. It is like spanx for your face. It is the best thing ever.

[B]

Pair it with techno.

[A]

Yeah, so techno would be for like fine lines, wrinkles and like all over skin quality of the neck. And then face and neck is going to help firm lift and tighten. Like. Yeah.

[B]

One left.

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Yeah, last one.

[B]

Make it Good.

[A]

Which Viva la Glam lipstick are you wearing? There are four shades.

[B]

How did they know?

[A]

I posted on my story. The besties be following.

[B]

Okay. I just thought they saw your lips. Like, from a selfie.

[A]

No, no, no. It is Viva Glam number two.

[B]

Number two.

[A]

That's really pretty.

[B]

Is it from Mac?

[A]

It's from Mac. Yeah. I hope you guys enjoyed this.

[B]

Love you guys so much.

[A]

Gonna go try to find General Style chicken from a different Chinese place that may or may not be better. And if you're. I know that was, like, two podcasts ago, but I'm still on this General Style chicken. But at least I didn't cry this episode.

[B]

No crying. I yawned less. Or was that on this? No, that was it. On this episode.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

I have to go pack. Love you guys so much.

[A]

I love you. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. I hate both, actually, because it's talking about her ass. Oh, you didn't know that?

[B]

I didn't even hear what you were.

[A]

Running back and forth soccer team. Cold as a winner's day Hot as a summer spring Young money thieves they steal your love and leave I love you, too, Jerome. If you walk in then you talk in my way let's fly away I'm that Red Bull let's find a place and all time A space.

[B]

I was gonna say. What the.

[A]

How's your condom taste?

[B]

Is that.

[A]

No, I'm butter Utter another brother. No. Stevie Witha. No. Stevie Wonder. Sean even Wonder. Because she know she bad and she got a grocery bag. O baby. Okay, Will we get copyrighted for that? Okay. Amazing.

[B]

He said you're so bad. We will not get copyrighted.

[A]

You, Tyler. All right. Bye, babes. Love you. See you later. Have a great Monday.