Podcast Summary: The blondEST – Episode: Spooky Skincare
Title: Spooky Skincare
Release Date: October 28, 2024
Hosts: Savannah Boda and Tyler Jacoby
Description: In this Halloween-themed episode, Savannah Boda and co-host Tyler Jacoby delve into their most haunting skincare mishaps and traumas. From aggressive treatments gone wrong to personal anecdotes that left lasting impacts, they share candid and entertaining stories that highlight the trials and tribulations of skincare enthusiasts.
1. Introduction to Spooky Skincare
The episode kicks off with Savannah and Tyler introducing the theme: sharing their "spooky skincare stories"—traumatic yet humorous experiences they've encountered in their skincare journeys.
Savannah:
"It's the one... [00:32]
Tyler:
"I am your co-host, Tyler Jacoby. And today, for a little spooky Halloween week, we are going to talk about our spooky skincare stories." [00:10]
2. Savannah’s Aggressive Spot Treatment Trauma
Savannah recounts her experience with an unnamed skincare brand that marketed a potent spot treatment designed to "bring everything up to a head." This product caused severe skin inflammation and discomfort.
Savannah:
"There was a brand which we can't name, but there was a brand that had this spot treatment that got really hot... It would bring shit to a head so quick." [00:50]
She describes how the product caused her skin to become red and swollen, leading to painful reactions when accidentally contacting sensitive areas like her face or even her vagina.
Savannah:
"I had a vaginal itch and after applying this... my vagina was on fire for three hours. It was the most painful experience, probably top five worst pains of my life." [01:18]
3. Tyler’s Accutane Struggles During High School
Tyler shares his ordeal with Accutane, a medication prescribed for severe cystic acne. While the treatment effectively cleared his skin, it came with debilitating side effects that interfered with his academic and extracurricular commitments.
Tyler:
"Accutane sucked every moisture out of my entire body. I was getting nosebleeds multiple times a day. My lips were about to fall off... I had to stop Accutane because it actually destroyed my body." [04:23]
He explains how the debilitating side effects, including extreme dryness and physical discomfort, forced him to discontinue the treatment prematurely, leading to a resurgence of acne.
Tyler:
"The dermatologist said it was my fault because I didn't finish the quote unquote prescribed course." [06:45]
4. Savannah’s Numbing Cream Nightmare
While working for a particularly stingy plastic surgeon, Savannah faced challenges with pain management during procedures. The surgeon required patients to pay an additional fee for numbing creams, making treatments painful and less accessible.
Savannah:
"He would make me charge people to get numbed before... It wasn't included in the service. I had to needle myself." [07:34]
Despite the discomfort, Savannah eventually administered microneedling on herself without numbing, enduring intense pain but achieving satisfactory results.
Savannah:
"It's like a shark attack, instant you're in pain... I had to take like, a tears stream." [09:44]
5. Tyler’s Microneedling Horror Story
Expanding on Savannah’s experiences, Tyler recounts a particularly traumatic microneedling session. After undergoing the procedure, Savannah provided him with a "healing serum" that exacerbated his pain instead of alleviating it.
Tyler:
"It felt like someone chopped my arm off and dipped it in salt... my face was falling off." [11:14]
The intense pain led to Tyler being overwhelmed, though the treatment ultimately yielded effective results.
Savannah:
"It was pretty bad." [11:11]
6. Savannah’s Deep Neck Chemical Peel Trauma
Savannah details her attempt at a deep chemical peel for her neck, which resulted in prolonged healing and intense pain. The mishap was further compounded by a personal incident involving spraying perfume on her already sensitive, treated skin.
Savannah:
"I did like four passes on my face and three on my neck. It was the deepest peel in the entire world. For like, probably a month, my neck was oozing." [14:00]
The accidental application of alcohol-based perfume on her treated neck while driving led to excruciating pain and prolonged recovery.
Savannah:
"I sprayed my neck with perfume and my soul left my body. I almost went off the bridge... It was the most painful thing." [15:35]
7. Additional Skincare Misadventures
Beyond the major traumas, both hosts share lighter yet still frustrating skincare mishaps:
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Wrong Product Application: Tyler accidentally used hairspray instead of setting spray on his face, leading to unwanted chemical reactions.
Savannah:
"I sprayed hairspray on my face instead of a setting spray. But that wasn't too crazy." [29:49] -
Eyebrows Dyeing Incident: Savannah experimented with a serum that unintentionally altered her eyebrow color to strawberry blonde.
Savannah:
"I tried a new brand's serum and it dyed my eyebrows strawberry blonde." [37:28] -
Hand Soap Instead of Cleanser: Both hosts admit to mistakes like washing their faces with hand soap instead of their regular cleansers, stripping their skin’s natural barrier.
Tyler:
"I washed my face with hand soap instead of my cleanser. It was traumatic for my skin." [30:12]
8. Personal Reflections and Insights
Throughout their stories, Savannah and Tyler reflect on the balance between effective skincare and the risks of overzealous treatments. They emphasize the importance of using reputable products and proper application techniques to avoid such traumas.
Tyler:
"Beauty is pain... there are plenty of options on the market now that are not going to make you feel like your face is falling off." [13:52]
Savannah:
"We were kicking it, like... It was just testing something, and it didn't do good." [35:12]
Their candid discussions serve as both cautionary tales and humorous anecdotes, offering listeners valuable lessons in navigating the often treacherous waters of skincare.
9. Conclusion
As the episode wraps up, Savannah showcases a success story of a client who overcame a severe acne breakout before her wedding using a CO2 mask. This positive outcome juxtaposes the previous traumas, highlighting the potential for effective skincare solutions when approached thoughtfully.
Savannah:
"We sent her the CO2 mask. She used it one night. I'll show you the before and after crazy." [31:42]
The hosts close the episode with lighthearted banter, reinforcing their camaraderie and shared passion for skincare.
Notable Quotes:
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Savannah:
"I had a vaginal itch and after applying this... my vagina was on fire for three hours." [01:18] -
Tyler:
"Accutane sucked every moisture out of my entire body." [04:23] -
Savannah:
"It's like a shark attack, instant you're in pain." [09:44] -
Tyler:
"Beauty is pain... there are plenty of options on the market now that are not going to make you feel like your face is falling off." [13:52]
Final Thoughts:
"Spooky Skincare" offers an unfiltered look into the challenges and lessons learned by professionals in the aesthetic industry. Savannah Boda and Tyler Jacoby not only entertain but also educate listeners on the potential pitfalls of skincare, advocating for informed and cautious approaches to beauty treatments.