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Hello, guys. Welcome back to another Monday with me and Tyler. He's actually looking for my camera in the car right now because I'm spiraling and crashing out because I don't know where it went. And that shit's expensive and hard to find. And I actually just bought one for Maria for just cause, because she's my girl and she's been wanting one forever, so. And also she takes a lot of my photos for me, like, on trips and stuff when we're working. So I was like, if she has one. It was, like, smart. It was. I should have honestly paid up with it on the business card because she can practice and get really good and. Yeah. So anyways, he's coming back. I have a feeling he found it. Nope, that's another man. That's a different man. That's not Tyler. Anyhow, let's get this episode started. I am excited to be back in office, seeing clients here shortly. We pushed our opening to the new year because it just was a cluster, to be honest. Like, we were supposed to be in this new space in July. And I'm sure you guys are, like, so sick of us talking about it, but it just sucks with the holidays and everything. Like, nobody's working, so it's hard to get, like, answers. And there's just so many little things and companies and businesses that, like, we're working with to get certain things for the. And it's hard to, like, get those things when everyone decides to take off from, like, December 10th to, like, January 15th. It's actually crazy. I can't believe it. How do people not work? That's a long break. I would freak out. Like, that's like an adult spring break. That's, like an adult summer. Anyway. So amazing for them. I'm glad they're getting their. Their rest before the new year and after. But it's kind of put us in a bind to where, like, a lot of things that need to be fixed at the spa, people are taking off, obviously, for the holidays, so they're not fixing the things that need to be fixed as fast as they need to. And there's just so many little things. Like, if you looked at the spa, like, and walked in, you'd be like, oh, my God, she's beautiful. But we've been taking, like, a couple clients, like, clients that have been with me forever, and also clients that, like, are traveling to come see me. So, like, they're flying in. I'm not going to cancel their appointment. Um, so we've been seeing those types of People. And while I'm in the rooms, like, doing treatments, I feel like an ADHD child because I'm, like, literally looking everywhere and finding things that need to get fixed. So that's kind of the phase we're at. And I just don't want to open and then have yellow tape everywhere. And we do well enough on our E commerce and, like, online sales that, like, everyone can get paid and, like, life can go on. Like, we're not. We're losing a lot of money actually working in clinic. Like, it hurts, but it'll all be worth it. And, you know, I'm at the end of the day. I want the quality to be amazing. I want everyone to have this new experience because we've talked so much about it and done so much to have this new experience in place that I'm not going to just, like, cut it short just because, like, we need to be making money in clinic. So with that being said. Did someone send me flowers? Oh, not a man, unfortunately. It was my sales associate from Bottega. She's the best. If you're ever in Vegas and need a good sales associate, Nikki is our queen. She's amazing. All the sales associates in Dallas, besides Marco at Hermes and Chris at Cartier, they suck. So all of my, like, people I have around the world because they're better anyway. So moving forward to that, I actually was really surprised that Tyler didn't want to wring my neck when I pushed her opening, like, a month out. We have been kicked out of our obviously old space. There's someone else that took over the lease, but they're really sweet. They gave us till, like, the end of November, and yet we're still not open. What else is new? My pufferfish Carlos is what I ended up naming him, but if you talk to Candice Moreno, the name is Candy Pop. She's gonna fight me on that. So it is Candy Pop for her dedicated Carlos, AKA Candy Pop. And he's a murderer. Honestly, he has killed pretty much everything in my tank. I'm really, actually pissed off at these fish people because I think it's a Ponzi scheme. I don't even know what a Ponzi scheme is, but I know it's a type of scheme, and I think it sounds interesting. So we're gonna call it a Ponzi scheme. I think it's some sort of fraud, which is what they're doing. I'm sorry, but they are. They're all on different pages. They all. One guy will come in and say, feed Them every day. The other guy will say, every other day. And then another guy's like, no. Like, you can skip two days. And the other guy's like, no, if you skip two days, he's gonna eat your fish. And then one guy's like, you shouldn't have these fish together. And then the other guy's like, no, you can. And I think they want my fish to die, so I have to keep buying fish. That's my thought process on this. Because they need to have a staff training. They all need to get on the same page. They are all, like, have their own ideas about fish keeping, and it's really conflicting, and it's really confusing. Second of all, the guy that is, like, our cleaner that comes every month or whatever to clean, I've never had a man not give me his cell phone number. This man would not give me his number. And I was like, I'm not trying to, like, hit on you. And he's like, I'm married. And I was like, you're, like, 60. I didn't say that. My head. I'm like, he's 60 years old. He's a fish man. And I'm like, I just want to text you about my fish. And he's like, no, you got to earn that. And so I hate him because I need round the clock care, especially when we're having this many fatalities. I need someone I can call. I need someone I can trust. I need someone I can talk to. And the guy that, like, sold me all the fish, I have his number, but I don't trust his judgment because he's getting all of my children murdered. So Carlos, AKA Candy Pop, the puffer fish that I, like, died for. Like, literally, I paid $10 a week to keep him at the fish store because, like, our tank had to cycle and it was, like, toxic. He ate. Tell me you found it. What purse did I bring? My tiny little one. Ask your boyfriend.