The Book Lisp with Jon Ryan & Sarah Colonna
Episode: Does This Wife Make Me Look Better?
Release Date: June 16, 2025
Introduction
In this lively episode of The Book Lisp, hosts Jon Ryan, an NFL Super Bowl champion, and Sarah Colonna, a comedian-actress, engage in their trademark blend of humor and insightful conversation. This episode, titled "Does This Wife Make Me Look Better?", delves into their personal lives, upcoming projects, and their latest book discussion, all while maintaining their engaging and candid rapport.
Personal Anecdotes: Hair and Daily Routines
Sarah kicks off the episode by sharing a relatable anecdote about her curly hair and a longer-than-usual shower routine, which includes shaving her legs.
Sarah Colonna [00:27]: "Some days it was wash day. Today I had to wash it, which means, like, it's going to be a longer shower..."
Jon humorously comments on Sarah's quick shower habits, reflecting their playful dynamic.
Jon Ryan [01:01]: "Yeah, I mean, I like a quick shower too. Yeah, don't dilly dally in there."
Promoting Patreon and Bonus Content
The duo takes a moment to promote their Patreon, highlighting the exclusive content available to supporters. Sarah enthusiastically describes the additional perks, including short stories and spontaneous recordings.
Sarah Colonna [02:31]: "We have a short story every month and then two other times a month we do just a sort of random John and Sarah hit record."
Jon adds a humorous touch by mentioning their editors, Alex and Olivia, and the benefits of supporting their work.
Jon Ryan [02:30]: "Either way."
Current Book Discussion: A Beautiful Couple
Moving into their book discussion, Sarah introduces the current book, "A Beautiful Couple" by Wesley Wolf. They tease the plot without giving away spoilers, maintaining intrigue for listeners.
Sarah Colonna [18:34]: "Regardless of how far you are in. This is not a spoiler to me at all..."
Jon and Sarah explore the complexities of the book's characters, particularly focusing on the protagonist's reluctance to divorce for image reasons.
Sarah Colonna [20:04]: "He's married to Amanda. Amanda wants a divorce. He doesn't want to give it to her..."
Jon relates the book's themes to his own experiences, adding depth to their discussion.
Jon Ryan [21:34]: "I think that's a really interesting question because I have dealt with that in my life before meeting you..."
Light-hearted Segments: Lee Child's Eleven Numbers and Personal Stories
Sarah shares their recent Patreon content featuring Lee Child's short story "Eleven Numbers," incorporating humor about the detailed numerical descriptions in the audiobook version.
Sarah Colonna [05:04]: "...this book, she's got. She's so a celeb in Malibu with his anchor job..."
They also delve into personal stories, such as Jon's experiences with commercials and their shared memories from the NFL days, adding a personal touch to the episode.
John Ryan [09:08]: "We were doing autographs. That. Me, nobody punter."
Engagement with Audience: Upcoming Shows and Events
Sarah announces upcoming comedy shows and events, encouraging listeners to attend and support them.
Sarah Colonna [15:08]: "We have a couple days ago. Egg. I got added dates in Seattle for this coming weekend..."
Jon supports Sarah's announcements, adding to the promotional segment with enthusiasm.
Jon Ryan [34:21]: "I don't want. I just want all Botox."
Discussion Topics: Marriage, Image, and Social Expectations
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing societal expectations around marriage and image, inspired by their current book. They critique the pressure to maintain a "nuclear family" image, especially in the corporate world.
Sarah Colonna [24:32]: "It's like, Yeah. A household of. Consisting of two adult parents and their biological children."
Jon relates these themes to his own life, emphasizing the importance of personal choices over societal norms.
John Ryan [25:41]: "But I find it sort of an interesting dynamic in the book that it's her that's like, fuck this. Like, let's just part ways..."
Responsible Drinking and DUI Prevention
Jon and Sarah discuss the importance of responsible drinking, sharing personal practices to prevent drunk driving. They emphasize the use of services like Uber and the significance of self-regulation.
Sarah Colonna [39:19]: "But how, how I know that the irony of that is part of the book. I know that."
Jon Ryan [42:05]: "Yes, you did, girl."
Conclusion: Looking Ahead to Next Episode
As the episode wraps up, Jon and Sarah reflect on the extensive conversation they've had and tease the upcoming full book review slated for the next week.
Sarah Colonna [49:15]: "Yeah. Well, we're gonna have a lot to talk about next week because it is the full review."
They reiterate their Patreon invitation and express gratitude to their listeners, closing on a high note.
Sarah Colonna [50:43]: "The book lisp."
Notable Quotes
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Sarah Colonna [18:34]: "This is who Paul is. I, I would like to say at any charity event that's serving alcohol, it should there, I mean there should be a valet option..."
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Jon Ryan [25:41]: "But I find it sort of an interesting dynamic in the book that it's her that's like, fuck this. Like, let's just part ways..."
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Sarah Colonna [50:37]: "The book list. We love you."
Final Thoughts
This episode of The Book Lisp offers a delightful mix of humor, personal stories, and thoughtful discussion on societal norms, all centered around their current book, "A Beautiful Couple." Jon and Sarah's chemistry shines through, making it an engaging listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.
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- Podcast Platforms: Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and more
Stay tuned for next week's full book review episode where Jon and Sarah will delve deeper into "A Beautiful Couple."