The Book Lisp with Jon Ryan & Sarah Colonna Episode: UPDATED: The Motel 6 & Cringey Date Pics
Release Date: May 13, 2025

Introduction & Personal Updates

The episode kicks off with Jon Ryan and Sarah Colonna warmly welcoming listeners to The Book Lisp. They engage in light-hearted banter about their current environments. Sarah mentions the sudden shift to beautiful weather, exclaiming, “I don't have my straight weather girl hair anymore. I know. People aren’t going to be able to take me seriously anymore” (00:51). Jon shares his delight in the peacefulness at home, noting, “Cats are being calm” (00:45).

Current Book Discussion: "Beach Vibes" by Susan Mallory

Jon and Sarah delve into their current read, Beach Vibes by Susan Mallory, though they reserve in-depth discussion until week four to avoid spoilers. Sarah expresses her enjoyment of the book, stating, “I really enjoyed Beach Vibes. I think it’s a fun read” (01:06). Jon highlights the structure of their book club, explaining, “Week four, if you’re new here, we don’t talk about the book until week four” (01:17).

Upcoming Reads & Patreon Exclusives

Looking ahead, Sarah reveals their June read, A Beautiful Couple by Leslie Wolf, and hints at not having read it yet. She also promotes their Patreon-exclusive content, including short stories and bonus material. She mentions, “It’s only $5 a month if you want to join us there” (02:40).

Jon's Sports Ventures: Portland Bangers FC

Jon transitions to discussing his new soccer team, Portland Bangers FC. He proudly announces, “Every game is sold out for the entire season” (04:31), and shares plans for expanding to a larger stadium and introducing a women’s team next year. The enthusiasm is palpable as he describes, “It was very quick to put a team together in a franchise” (04:47).

Sarah’s Current Reads & Personal Insights

Sarah shares her progress on another book she’s reading, possibly A Business Trip by Jesse Garcia, mentioning, “I am almost done with it. I think it took me two and a half days” (06:14). She reflects on the unexpected twists in the story, adding, “The twist is not what I was expecting” (06:37).

Movie Review: "Exterritorial"

The hosts review the German film Exterritorial. Sarah admits, “I didn’t know anything about it... but I liked it” (07:02). They discuss intense action scenes, with Jon noting, “She just got the biggest fight anyone’s ever been in their entire life” (08:35). Sarah appreciates the relentless action, saying, “I put my phone down and didn’t touch it” (09:33).

Unusual Living Situations & Personal Stories

Jon shares his unique journey from playing in the Canadian Football League (CFL) to signing an NFL contract. He recounts living in a Motel 6 in Phoenix to stay ready for NFL workouts, stating, “I moved into a Motel 6 in Phoenix, Arizona. $27 a night” (18:05). Sarah relates with her own experience of moving in with her parents post-college to pursue her dreams in California. She reminisces, “We slept on a trundle bed like Lucy and Desi” (26:11).

Navigating Friendships and Relationships

The conversation shifts to the complexities of friendships when friends start dating. Sarah recounts, “Sarah Tilly and dated one of my now also best friends, Chris Frangiola” (32:13), highlighting the seamless transition back to friendship post-breakup. They discuss the impact of relationships on existing friendships, emphasizing the importance of mutual respect and understanding.

Overprotective Siblings & Personal Reflections

Jon and Sarah delve into the theme of overprotective siblings as depicted in Beach Vibes. Jon shares anecdotes about his sisters' protectiveness over his dating life, stating, “They got really protective” (39:46). Sarah compares it to her own experience, noting, “I have one older sister and she’s definitely not overprotective” (35:25). They explore the balance between sibling protection and personal independence.

Closing Remarks & Upcoming Content

As the episode wraps up, Jon and Sarah remind listeners of their June read, A Beautiful Couple by Leslie Wolf, and promote their Patreon for exclusive content like short stories. Sarah encourages listeners to support the podcast by rating, reviewing, and subscribing, saying, “The best way you can support us for free is to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcast” (46:12). They bid farewell with laughter, reiterating the podcast’s name amusingly, “The book lisp” (47:14).

Notable Quotes:

• Sarah Colonna: “I don't have my straight weather girl hair anymore. I know. People aren’t going to be able to take me seriously anymore.” (00:51)

• Jon Ryan: “Cats are being calm.” (00:45)

• Sarah Colonna: “I really enjoyed Beach Vibes. I think it’s a fun read.” (01:06)

• Jon Ryan: “Every game is sold out for the entire season.” (04:31)

• Sarah Colonna: “I am almost done with it. I think it took me two and a half days.” (06:14)

• Jon Ryan: “She just got the biggest fight anyone’s ever been in their entire life.” (08:35)

• Sarah Colonna: “I put my phone down and didn’t touch it.” (09:33)

• Jon Ryan: “I moved into a Motel 6 in Phoenix, Arizona. $27 a night.” (18:05)

• Sarah Colonna: “We slept on a trundle bed like Lucy and Desi.” (26:11)

• Jon Ryan: “They got really protective.” (39:46)

• Sarah Colonna: “The best way you can support us for free is to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcast.” (46:12)

Upcoming Highlights:

• June Read: A Beautiful Couple by Leslie Wolf
• Patreon Exclusives: Short story The Answer is No by Frederick Bachman
• Upcoming Events: Sarah’s shows in Salem, Oregon; San Antonio; and Brad Garrett's Comedy Club in Vegas

The Book Lisp continues to blend engaging book discussions with personal anecdotes, creating a relatable and entertaining experience for listeners. Whether you're a fan of romance or psychological thrillers, Jon Ryan and Sarah Colonna offer insightful and humorous perspectives that enrich your reading experience.