123 - The Past Times with Dave Hill

Summary

Episode Summary: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Episode: 123 - The Past Times with Dave Hill
Release Date: May 2, 2025
Hosts: Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Guest: Dave Hill
Podcast Description: Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds pick a subject from history and examine it with humor and insightful commentary.

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1. Introduction and Guest Spotlight [00:34 – 02:55]

The episode kicks off with Gareth Reynolds introducing the guest, Dave Hill, highlighting his multifaceted talents as an author, musician, comedian, content creator, and hockey enthusiast. Dave humorously shares his ongoing projects and upcoming events, showcasing his dynamic personality.

Notable Quote:

• Dave Hill [02:57]: "It's comedy with music. I have a backing band. I ride my sweet BMX bike and have a seven-foot tall animatronic dragon now. It's a full production."

2. Touring and Personal Anecdotes [02:55 – 05:36]

Dave Hill delves into his busy schedule, promoting his residency at Lapo Saint Rouge in New York and his debut comic book series, "Dark," set for release on May 14th. The hosts engage in playful banter about Dave's numerous interests, ranging from BMX biking to managing multiple animatronic dragons.

Notable Quote:

• Dave Hill [01:09]: "I was literally picking up my sweet BMX bike and about to walk down the stairs and go on a sick BMX bike ride."

3. Show Format and Initial Newspaper Story Guessing [05:23 – 10:02]

Transitioning to the core format of The Dollop, Gareth explains that each episode involves dissecting old newspaper articles and guessing their publication dates. Dave Hill attempts to guess the date of a Reno, Nevada newspaper, initially suggesting 1937 and 1891 before correctly identifying it as September 5, 1936. This segment sets the stage for the comedic exploration of historical events.

Notable Quotes:

• Dave Hill [05:23]: "I'm gonna go 1937."
• Dave Anthony [05:25]: "It is 1936. September 5th."

4. Interactive Banter and Personal Insights [05:36 – 15:00]

The conversation shifts to light-hearted discussions about Dave Hill's hobbies and personal habits, including his multiple BMX bikes and the humorous challenges of balancing his diverse projects. The hosts tease Dave about his various roles, emphasizing the comedic chemistry among them.

Notable Quote:

• Gareth Reynolds [02:34]: "Dave and I are proud boys."

5. Reading and Commentary of Historical News Stories [15:00 – 30:00]

This segment forms the heart of the episode, where Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds read aloud historical newspaper clippings and provide comedic commentary. Highlights include:

• Heroic Mile Swim Rescue [14:08 – 21:19]: Discussing a story of Ms. Anderson, who bravely swims a mile fully clothed to rescue her children from a drifting rowboat. The hosts humorously critique the exaggerated reporting and the implausibility of such heroics.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Dave Anthony [14:04]: "Ms. Anderson stepped into the porch of her home yesterday afternoon and saw the two drifting in the middle of four river in an or less rowboat."
  • Dave Hill [05:39]: "I scared myself just now."

• Escaping Slaying Suspect [18:54 – 25:00]: Analyzing a report about a suspect who escapes police custody after assaulting an officer. The trio satirizes police procedures and the chaotic nature of the incident.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Dave Anthony [18:54]: "A man arrested for questioning in connection with the slaying of Ruth Muir at Lahala escaped from a deputy sheriff today after striking the officer in the head."
  • Dave Hill [25:02]: "You could hook up a CPAP machine on the bus."

• Miscellaneous Clippings [25:00 – 30:00]: Continuation of reading bizarre and humorous news stories, such as entangled animatronic devices and absurd criminal activities. The hosts' improvisational humor adds layers of entertainment as they navigate through each story.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Dave Anthony [28:35]: "As for stunt women, they will simply have to diet, exercise, or be corseted. But there is nothing uncomfortable about the new corsets."
  • Dave Hill [42:35]: "I was picturing it."

6. Interactive Clip Inserts and Improvisation [25:00 – 30:00]

Throughout the reading of newspaper clippings, Dave Hill introduces random clip inserts that disrupt the flow, leading to humorous confusion and improvisational exchanges. This meta-commentary highlights the spontaneity and comedic timing of the hosts.

Notable Quote:

• Dave Hill [45:34]: "It's not a real story. That's all."

7. Conclusion and Final Banter [30:00 – End]

As the main content wraps up, the conversation veers off into casual banter about personal habits and humorous anecdotes related to Dave Hill's lifestyle. Although the transcript includes what appears to be an advertisement for meal plans starting around [30:04], the hosts continue their light-hearted interactions, maintaining the comedic tone until the episode's close.

Notable Quotes:

• Gareth Reynolds [58:23]: "Thank you."
• Dave Hill [59:43]: "I'm enraged."

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Key Takeaways:

• Comedic Exploration of History: Episode 123 exemplifies The Dollop's signature blend of historical journalism and sharp humor, making past events entertaining and relatable.

• Dynamic Guest Interaction: Dave Hill's diverse talents and humorous persona enhance the episode, providing fresh perspectives and lively interactions with the hosts.

• Hosts' Chemistry: The seamless comedic timing and chemistry between Dave Anthony, Gareth Reynolds, and Dave Hill create an engaging and entertaining listening experience.

Notable Quotes Overview:

• Dave Hill [02:57]: "It's comedy with music. I have a backing band. I ride my sweet BMX bike and have a seven-foot tall animatronic dragon now. It's a full production."

• Dave Anthony [05:25]: "It is 1936. September 5th."

• Gareth Reynolds [02:34]: "Dave and I are proud boys."

• Dave Hill [18:25]: "I'm enraged."

Note: Timestamps correspond to the provided transcript and may be approximate.

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This structured summary captures the essence of Episode 123, highlighting key segments, notable interactions, and the comedic exploration of historical newspaper stories. The inclusion of specific quotes with timestamps enhances the reader's understanding and appreciation of the episode's humor and content.

Transcript

[Dave Anthony]

The Dollop is going on tour in June 2025. We will be in Sacramento on June 3rd. We'll be in Boise, Idaho, on June 4th, Spokane on June 5th, Seattle on June 6th, Portland on June 7th, Bend, Oregon, on June 8th, and San Francisco on June 10th. Go to the dollop podcast.com to get all our tour links for tickets.

[Gareth Reynolds]

All right, everybody. Welcome to the Pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before. And neither is our guest this week. Man surrounded by guitars as always, the great Dave Hill. Hi, Dave.

[Dave Hill]

Hello.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Thank you for coming back. Thank you for coming back.

[Dave Hill]

Thanks for having me. I'm sorry. Sorry.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Stop apologizing.

[Dave Hill]

I know, I know. I need to. Stop it. Stop. I'm not going to. I'm going to own it.

[Dave Anthony]

What were you doing?

[Gareth Reynolds]

What were you doing is a good question.

[Dave Hill]

I was literally picking up my sweet BMX bike and about to walk down the stairs and go on a sick BMX bike ride. And then I was like, would you.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Be filming some content on this ride?

[Dave Hill]

I might. I don't always. It depends on my mood. Sometimes I'm in, you know, if I'm up for it. I will. Depends how many cones I see.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, it's a cone based. Yeah, you make content a lot of.

[Dave Hill]

That's. That's my main thing.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Dave, it's hard to know what to promote for you because you're a successful author, musician, comedian, content man, hockey star.

[Dave Hill]

One of the greats.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What. What, what, what would you like people? Where can people find you, and why would people find you? Sell yourself to the people.

[Dave Hill]

All right. I've got a lot of heart. I would say upcoming if you're. If you're in New York. I'm doing my Residency at Lapo Saint Rouge, April 22.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Could you say that without the accent? Is that possible?

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. Did you say it like, let's not do so accents?

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Don't be.

[Dave Hill]

I know I leaned into it because I. I was making fun of people who do that. You better be. But I really let. Let Le Passant Rouge do you know.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Dave and I are proud boys.

[Dave Hill]

Well, you know, things change so quickly.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, we became proud boys, but eight months ago. We got our. We got license.

[Dave Hill]

Okay, all right, all right, all right.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Okay. So I just want to let you know that.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, I'm doing that three more shows. I've been doing this weekly residency that just started, and I have four more Three more of.

[Dave Anthony]

What's that like you do poetry? What do you do there?

[Dave Hill]

It's comedy with music. I have a backing band. I ride my sweet BMX bike. We got a seven foot tall.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, you're riding your bike on stage now.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, it's a full experience.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Good.

[Dave Hill]

And I got a seven foot animatronic dragon now. It's a full production.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What?

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Hill]

From my apartment, which I really like. So do that. And then my, My debut comic book series is coming out May 14th. Christ called Dark.

[Dave Anthony]

Have you thought about doing less?

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's crazy.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, I. I don't want to do anything really.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's the goal.

[Dave Hill]

I was just talking about this. Someone was saying something, you know, saying that I do a lot of stuff yesterday and I was saying I don't really want to do anything other than hang out with my dog and then eat snacks with my girlfriend friends and things like that. But you gotta have like stuff to talk about.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So I just want to eat snacks with my girlfriend. Is what a kid thinks being an adult is.

[Dave Hill]

It's what this adult thinks being pretty good is. I'm just missing like. I just need a little more money.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Well, yeah, after this I think you'll.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Get a bunch of that.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. But I think, I think despite over the next. I think over the next four years we're all going to become really rich.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, we're all. Yeah, absolutely.

[Dave Hill]

We.

[Gareth Reynolds]

There are really good things happening and once China stops around.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You know, we'll. We'll really.

[Dave Hill]

Everything's gonna be great.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Everything's really going to be very great again finally.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Anyway, we're not here to. Yeah, no, go ahead. I mean. Well, look, like I said, I'll just.

[Dave Hill]

Say I'm looking up barbed wire for that. I'm going to line my. All the traps I'm going to set around my home.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's never been a better time to have a seven foot dragon at your fingers. That's for sure. Well, Dave, you know what we do on this show?

[Dave Hill]

I sure do.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't decide. Not you. Better. Best days.

[Dave Anthony]

Sorry.

[Dave Hill]

Jesus.

[Dave Anthony]

Wow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You know we are. We like to go through old papers. We like to guess the year again. We've become proud boys. So there'll be no sort of anti America stuff. Yeah, right. We're both holding box cutters and we have tear guests close to us. But. But why don't you. Dave Hill, best Dave of the show. Why don't you guess the year you think this paper's from? I'll Guess after and spoiler, you will win this.

[Dave Hill]

I'm gonna go 1937.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Interesting, interesting, interesting. 1891.

[Dave Anthony]

Gareth, you're so bad at this. It is 1936. September 5th.

[Dave Hill]

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

[Dave Anthony]

Yes.

[Dave Hill]

I scared myself just now.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, you're basically a warlock.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. No, you should be burned or drowned or both.

[Dave Hill]

This feels good. I bet it does.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That was good. Good for. It's a good start.

[Dave Hill]

Can I ask, just in terms of my facial expressions and things that I'll be using throughout this show, is there video that will be used? Will there be some video? Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. So I would have leaned into the surprise more.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Do you want to do another take?

[Dave Hill]

Oh, my gosh. I was so close.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Dave, will you say what the actual year is one more time?

[Dave Anthony]

It is 1936.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I don't know what that reaction was. That was.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That one is. Was. The one you did in rehearsal was better, but we were rolling, so we'll probably.

[Dave Hill]

Okay, yeah, just cut it in as needed.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That was great.

[Dave Anthony]

Thank you, Dave. What's the. What's the hockey jersey you're wearing?

[Dave Hill]

I'm glad you asked, Dave. A guy on Instagram was kind enough. This happens every once in a while. Someone will write and say, can I send you a jersey or sweater, as they are often called? And this is the Flinflon Bombers, which was the junior team, probably most famously, to my mind, anyway. Bobby Clark, NHL great, played for them in Flynn Flan, Manitoba. And this guy.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Those are not places for those.

[Dave Anthony]

I don't think they are either.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, it's. I believe it's northeast of Winnipeg by about an hour and a half or two. And. And he. This guy, Mark McDonald, DMed me and was like, I want to send you a jersey. And a lot of times people will say, oh, I want to send you something. And I think you're going to send me a bomb or something, aren't you? Right. And. And. But he. He sent. And my policy now is if it's coming from another country, I just give him my home address because I'm like, what are the chances of them showing up?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Stateside people, my girlfriend, they can.

[Dave Anthony]

They can find you anyway, if they really.

[Dave Hill]

They can. Yeah. But I do have a P.O. box. My girlfriend made me get one.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Also, how a Child abused Adulthood. My girlfriend.

[Dave Hill]

Well, I'll tell you what happened. Someone sent me a package, and I couldn't remember, you know, who had sent it or what it was, and I was opening it, and it was just this Box that was obviously not from, like, it was from an individual, but. And I opened it and I just saw an American flag. And right away we were like, oh, no, this is a bomb. And.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, that's right.

[Dave Hill]

And then it turned out there was like a vintage flag, but then all these other nice items that someone had sent. But then she was like, you know what? It's time. Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway. But yeah, so this guy Mark was kind enough sent me jersey hat tokens, they call them a couple sticker. Really? The full.

[Dave Anthony]

You got the whole thing.

[Gareth Reynolds]

The full apparel, we call it.

[Dave Anthony]

Who's your. Who's your NHL team? Are you guys. Are you in the playoffs this year?

[Dave Hill]

No, sadly, we're out. The Rangers. I, I root for the Rangers because I live in New York and I, I, I'm more a lover of the game. So I just go root for the home team, you know?

[Dave Anthony]

Sure, I get it. All right. Well, this is. Oh, this is a big hockey town. Reno, Nevada. Reno Gazette, September 5, 1936. Reno, of course, Famous for their hockey.

[Dave Hill]

Sure.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. The re.

[Dave Anthony]

The Renos.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Things were never good in Reno. But what was it like? Everything was bad and Reno was existing.

[Dave Anthony]

Reno has never. Yeah. Someone. Didn't someone write to us recently and say, hey, you guys. Yeah, someone was saying that.

[Dave Hill]

I hear you.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, the Reno stuff is a little bit much. And I just want to say, like, you can never say enough bad things about Reno. Like, Reno is. It's not good.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No. People ask us to go there or it's. It's a. No.

[Dave Hill]

It really is. It.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's.

[Dave Hill]

It's. It's bad.

[Dave Anthony]

Reno's. Reno's. Like, what if Atlantic City was landlocked?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, wow. But I bet. I bet you could ring a couple nights of fun out of that town.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't think so.

[Dave Anthony]

It's pretty hard, man. I gotta be honest.

[Dave Hill]

It's. Well, yeah, you're in for a treat. I've taken the liberty. Oh, my God. Of booking a gentleman's weekend in.

[Gareth Reynolds]

My.

[Dave Anthony]

What's on the agenda? Do we have any plans?

[Dave Hill]

Dave, I wish you'd asked me what wasn't on the agenda because then it would take me a lot less time to answer.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Okay, what's not on the agenda? Well, never mind.

[Dave Hill]

Being well mannered and knowing our limits. That's not on the agenda.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Knowing.

[Dave Anthony]

I love it. All right. Mother rescues two small boys after miles swim. That's a long swim.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Mild mile. Oh, miles. Okay, sure. Yeah. That's a distance.

[Dave Hill]

This is.

[Dave Anthony]

This is news out of Quincy, Massachusetts. M. What are you doing?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Showing that I got. I could do a mile. Nobody flexing.

[Dave Hill]

Have you. What's your regimen?

[Gareth Reynolds]

I swim a lot of miles.

[Dave Hill]

Do you?

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, but I could. But Dave's arm's broken. Yeah, Dave's arms don't work.

[Dave Hill]

What do you do like parkour?

[Gareth Reynolds]

I do a lot of parkour where they tell me not to. I do a lot of.

[Dave Anthony]

It's hard when we're on tour. He'll just start parkouring a bit.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't even call it a tour. I call it a park tour. And I go around and I sort of jump from building to building and ledge to ledge. I'm a big ledged guy. I like to go ledge to bench.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, yeah, That's a good one.

[Dave Hill]

The thing about parkour, which I. Let's. To be clear, I am amazing at. But when you watch the videos, they do make it look so easy.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, well, we're just, we're. Because to us it's how you see it as a thing where we're just walking.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's how we view it. You. We look at you normies and we go, oh, look at him looking at me.

[Dave Anthony]

We call us grounders.

[Dave Hill]

Right?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, you grounders. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are a bunch of grounders. So that's not what we do. Sometimes I jump over a bench and I turn into a somersault. Go ahead, Dave, you had something.

[Dave Anthony]

Ms. Chester V. Anderson, 24, went about her household tasks today as usual.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Wouldn't be able to miles that name.

[Dave Anthony]

A mile swim fully clothed to rescue her 5 year old son and his chum. Only a memory.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, just wait. What is she?

[Dave Anthony]

She's. She's gone back to her regular mom life after rescuing her.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, I thought that chum boy was actual chum at the end.

[Dave Anthony]

It is a. It is a bad word to use.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Chum is a bad term for a friend when you're talking about being. Drowning. When drowning in the ocean.

[Dave Hill]

And so the lead of this story is that she's just gone back to her regular life already.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, she compartmentalizes. Yeah, shoot that.

[Dave Anthony]

To baking pie.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Suddenly missing the chatter of her son Chester and Gerard Reed, 8, Ms. Anderson stepped to the no.

[Dave Hill]

1. No 8 year old's named Gerard Reed. I'm sorry to interrupt you so quickly.

[Dave Anthony]

No, that's.

[Dave Hill]

But that's a 40. You're born 47 years old.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's Gerard Reed.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, they come out. Really?

[Gareth Reynolds]

What were his first words? Hello, I'm Gerard reed.

[Dave Hill]

I'm sorry.

[Dave Anthony]

Ms. Anderson stepped into the porch of her home yesterday. But you're supposed to interject. That's the whole point is you interject and.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, I know, but I feel, you know, I'm a. I'm just a Midwestern, well mannered guy.

[Dave Anthony]

No. Right. So you apologize for something about it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, that's. You're going to have to shake that for this.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So just jump in.

[Dave Anthony]

Ms. Anderson stepped to the porch of her home yesterday afternoon and saw.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I got something to say like that. That's what you do.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. All right. Bulldoze.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

All right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Go ahead. That was just.

[Dave Anthony]

And saw the two drifting in the middle of four river in an or less rowboat. The current was carrying them to sea.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Row boat.

[Dave Anthony]

So they're just in a boat. That's. They have no way to control it. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, RO is a big part of that boat title. The horses.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

I thought the kids had swung.

[Dave Anthony]

Hey, what are you doing? Just jumping in.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Dave Anthony]

Jump in. Whatever you want.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Dave's.

[Dave Hill]

I thought you were talking about jumping in the water. I got confused.

[Gareth Reynolds]

But wait. Dave Hill has a very good point. We were told a swim had happened.

[Dave Hill]

So she swam.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh.

[Dave Anthony]

After the boat.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Because.

[Dave Hill]

Not to attack this writer further, but it's. It makes it sound like the kids swam a mile. Then maybe we're fatigued. Then somehow the mom swam to get him.

[Dave Anthony]

You're right. That is what it sounds like.

[Dave Hill]

So you're right also like if there's two kids in a boat, you just go. I don't know if they seem fine. Maybe I should get a boat and just take my time.

[Dave Anthony]

I gotta get some water. Go after them in a boat instead of jumping in the water.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Cause it's cold. We're talking about Boston.

[Gareth Reynolds]

She's clearly fine. She's gone back to her normal life.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Distant memory without feet. I didn't realize that part.

[Dave Hill]

I think she has no frost.

[Dave Anthony]

They cut her feet off when she got back because of frostbite.

[Gareth Reynolds]

He's lying. Dave. He's lying.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, really?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yes.

[Dave Anthony]

Let's. Let's re. Let's go back to the story. But you'll find out that I'm correct. The current was carrying the boat to sea. She plunged into the water fully clothed.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Damn.

[Dave Anthony]

That's.

[Gareth Reynolds]

How much better is that story if she got it all off?

[Dave Hill]

That's what I was just wondering. Like did stuff. Was stuff like kind of like shifting and this is.

[Dave Anthony]

This is the time of when the ladies are wearing like, you know. Like four dresses. Like the underdresses and underdresses. She's almost dying. And she swam through the choppy water to the boat a mile away. Then, grabbing the stern with one hand, she pushed the boat back to shore by swimming with one arm and kicking her feet.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Damn.

[Dave Anthony]

The boys had been playing in the rowboat at the shore, and they lifted the anchor and soon found themselves drifting in the middle of the river. Ms. Anderson, a former beauty contest winner, is the wife of a machinist at the naval air base.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Bury the lead. Much Hot Woman Gets Wet. That's the title. Yeah. As your story. That's.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Let me into this paper a little.

[Dave Anthony]

You'd be great.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Smoke Show Gets Drippy.

[Dave Anthony]

They were really. They were really obsessed with the mile swim. They. Yeah, I feel like they emphasize that too much. As opposed to what happened, which was.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Kids, almost a lady swimming in full. Fully clothed, like crazy water.

[Dave Hill]

Where on the. The husband was the. At the machine shop. We can only.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, he's working. He's working.

[Gareth Reynolds]

He's down at the shop.

[Dave Anthony]

And then he's the one who came back and probably cut off her feet because he has the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't believe we heard anything about the feet being taken off, though, Dave.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, you know, I think, you know.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Off paper, you've been suggesting that she lost both her feet a lot.

[Dave Anthony]

I'm pretty sure she did.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. It seems like there's no.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, she's named Stumpy now, so can you explain.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Is there anything like that in the paper?

[Dave Hill]

I.

[Gareth Reynolds]

First of all, I don't think that's a good thing to.

[Dave Anthony]

You can read the lines.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's interesting.

[Dave Anthony]

There's a story within the story. That's obviously there.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, there's one Dave on this show who should be apologizing, and it's not the guest.

[Dave Hill]

I'm enraged. I could tell.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I could tell. You're hot.

[Dave Hill]

That's what. That's my face. I'm enraged.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's actually good. Let's get the clip for the show Now.

[Dave Hill]

I'm enraged.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. Everything's crazy here. Tune into the whole episode to find out what just happened.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, man. People are gonna have to watch the whole episode to see what just happened.

[Dave Anthony]

Slaying suspect makes escape after fight with police.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, we've moved on this. We've moved on from this woman already.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This is a paper, Dave. This is going to happen. Don't know.

[Dave Hill]

I get it. I get it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Don't get attached.

[Dave Hill]

No, I know there's other stuff do you? Yeah. Okay.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Because.

[Dave Anthony]

Idiot.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, no, that's another.

[Dave Hill]

No, that's another clip.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, my God. What just happened? People are gonna have to listen to the whole episode to find out what just happened. For. I didn't text.

[Dave Hill]

I didn't come on this show to get ambushed.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm getting the whole show to figure out what just happened.

[Dave Hill]

Like, oh, man.

[Dave Anthony]

This idiot thought we were gonna do the one story the whole time.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, my gosh.

[Dave Anthony]

Every guest calls for that. Every single man.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, man.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This is how you Internet.

[Dave Anthony]

We're doing like a morning zoo ish thing on here now.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Things are pretty bad personally and professionally. So we're trying to do stuff like this now.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, you gotta. You gotta go broad. You cast a wider net.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Thank you.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, that's what I've been trying to do. It's not going well.

[Dave Anthony]

You're mad.

[Dave Hill]

It's not that well at all.

[Dave Anthony]

It's.

[Dave Hill]

Jesus.

[Dave Anthony]

Okay. When you get sad, do you just ride your BMX around the house or.

[Dave Hill]

I do, actually. Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's pretty good.

[Dave Anthony]

Okay.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, it's awesome. I got three of them.

[Dave Anthony]

You do?

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. That's probably three more than I should have.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's the right amount.

[Dave Anthony]

Where do you keep them?

[Dave Hill]

One. I keep the po. I keep a couple in the hallway and I keep one on the. The party deck.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You don't have to tell anymore.

[Dave Hill]

Just get back to the paper.

[Gareth Reynolds]

He's prying a little too much. Dave Hill. I'm sorry.

[Dave Hill]

Got him out.

[Dave Anthony]

You just. Gareth. You just let him. You just let him say party deck and you didn't even.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I know.

[Dave Anthony]

He said party deck.

[Dave Hill]

I think he's gotta come. I do, but it's. But when I go out there, I'm partying.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, you don't. So you don't understand that Dave is the party.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's not a joke.

[Dave Hill]

Low grade party.

[Dave Anthony]

That I know.

[Dave Hill]

There's my peaches.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's fun, though.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. No question.

[Dave Anthony]

This is out of Riverside, California. A man arrested for questioning in connection with the slaying of Ruth Muir at Lahala escaped from a deputy sheriff today after striking the officer in the head. Well, you should get to. If you hit a cop in the head, you should get to that officer.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Should have stopped resisting.

[Dave Anthony]

Thank you.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. Wait, so run this by me again.

[Dave Anthony]

So, ma'am was arrested for questioning in connection.

[Dave Hill]

I was working on my expressions.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

And we got those. So now it's. You lock back in the. Yeah, yeah, we got.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, let's do it. It's Time to put on your listening clip.

[Dave Hill]

Okay.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. There you go. What.

[Dave Hill]

What the hell kind of show is this? You can use that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, we get. We already got. I don't want to keep. We already have a couple of those, so just. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Okay.

[Dave Hill]

Right, Right. Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Okay.

[Dave Anthony]

A man arrested for questioning in connection with the slang of Ruth Muir at Lahalla escaped from a deputy sheriff today after striking the officer in the head.

[Dave Hill]

Wow. Okay.

[Dave Anthony]

He hit a cop in the head. The man fled to a nearby field. That's where you go.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Which was everywhere back then.

[Dave Anthony]

You first get in a field, you.

[Dave Hill]

Go to the field, you hide it and hide among the stuff in the field.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yep.

[Dave Anthony]

And the line of officers was hastily thrown around the district. That seems like they're not understanding how to deal with the field situation.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, that's what makes the field so confusing.

[Dave Anthony]

You know, it feels like a field is like the. The worst place to go because they could just see you. But then at the same time, now the cops are just fanning out all over the district.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's a field. Seems safe.

[Dave Anthony]

Does it?

[Dave Hill]

Yes. I mean, to me. Yeah. Because you can't. You could fake people out in the field.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm also picturing a high, high field. I'm picturing a cover, like, a lot like high growth.

[Dave Anthony]

Oh, you're picturing. Okay, okay.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah. Because this is pre lawnmower era, right? Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

They hadn't embedded cutting back then.

[Dave Anthony]

Everything was grown.

[Dave Hill]

That was weak size.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, that was those ages away.

[Dave Anthony]

The suspect was arrested by Deputy Sheriff Walter Sibley, who placed him unhandcuffed in his automobile and started to turn his car around, and the man hit Shelby Sibley, who was off guard, and opened the car. The door of the car. So. So basically, there's a lot of words in this, but the. The cop didn't cuff him. And so, yeah, I was like, well.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This could have changed the trajectory. Like, we could have been dealing with less aggressive cop. Like, you know, putting people. We could have had an uncuffed arrest society, which would have been great, but this guy kind of ruined it for everybody. This guy's the shoe bomber of police cuffings. It's like, now one guy fucks up, and now. Now it's got to be a whole thing.

[Dave Hill]

Mm.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Thank you. Care for your long stand?

[Dave Anthony]

Not really buying the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, not a lot of people doing shoe bomber stuff. On a history paper podcast, Sibley reported.

[Dave Anthony]

That he drew his gun and struck the man on the head.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Have a piece of paper and pen like that, Dave, you just feel free to do that. Go ahead, Dave.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, just.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, just if you got it, go. Let it rip.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, let it. Let it rip.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

All right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Go ahead, Dave. Anthony, Go ahead.

[Dave Anthony]

Sibling.

[Dave Hill]

That guy.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, sorry. That makes as much sense. Like, that is like. Yeah, that doesn't make as much sense.

[Dave Hill]

That was just a general. I just. I just said that so you could drop that anywhere.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Clip. Yeah, but no, that's. No, no, we're just.

[Dave Anthony]

We got more specific.

[Gareth Reynolds]

We got the clip.

[Dave Hill]

All right, so you're saying I should react to things that you say and not just have things that you can use.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's whatever you want. Start kind of locking into what's happening. I mean, again, we've got the. We've got eight clips of you. They're great.

[Dave Hill]

All right, that's implausible, but. Sorry, I'm doing it again.

[Gareth Reynolds]

And that wasn't even good to be.

[Dave Hill]

No, no, that wasn't.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, you can also wait until I started talking.

[Dave Hill]

That was for the NPR version.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. Yeah, that's good to have. All right.

[Dave Hill]

Okay.

[Dave Anthony]

Sabley reported that he drew his gun and struck the man on the head.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Did he have a piece of paper. Sorry, I. Sorry. Go ahead, Dave.

[Dave Anthony]

With the butt of the weapon. But in spite of the injury, the man escaped.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. You never go. But, no, you gotta sideswipe them.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You know, maybe on an anniversary.

[Dave Hill]

You know?

[Dave Anthony]

The other thing is, you could also shoot him.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. If you want to. If you want to keep them, you.

[Dave Anthony]

Go buy butts for a honeymoon.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yep.

[Dave Hill]

Or a parking garage. I'm sorry. I've revealed too much. I'm so sorry.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't know why that is so horrible.

[Dave Anthony]

Visual is just horrible.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. It's just a really. Just seems like a bad time for it to be. Not that there's ever a great time, but that seems particularly wrong.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Dave Anthony]

Every time you go into a parking garage, you look over.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

You got to be careful.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You think of what I'm thinking? No. Oh, you just want to go shopping? Yes.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, boy.

[Dave Anthony]

Officers said the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Did I pay for the ticket now? You want to go to the car? Just pay for it now. Okay.

[Dave Anthony]

Officer said the suspect answered the general description of a man who told an Ontario rancher that he had seen the killer of Ms. Muir. Ms. Muir was general secretary of the YWCA here and was prominent in civic affairs. So she deserved it. That's what I'm hearing.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't think that's right. No, I don't think that's a co sign?

[Dave Anthony]

I think so.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No. Why? Because the ywca.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, whatever.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Why did they ever make a like a female Village People? I think that would have done well. How does my conversation work on this show?

[Dave Hill]

Is it not good?

[Gareth Reynolds]

It feels.

[Dave Hill]

I was picturing it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Okay. Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

I don't know.

[Gareth Reynolds]

In 1937, there probably weren't a lot of job options for the women to be at. In the. In the outfit, I guess. Feels like we're not taking the.

[Dave Anthony]

Did you bring up. Did you bring up fashion there for a sec?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Not really, but go ahead.

[Dave Anthony]

Women with small waistline to benefit by newest styles.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, God.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, okay.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, that's good.

[Dave Anthony]

It's the woman with the small waistline who will benefit by the new styles from Paris. That is the opinion of Ms. Carmel Snow, magazine editor.

[Dave Hill]

Carmel Snow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

It's a good name, right?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

I mean, not to, you know, not to pile onto the female Village People, but that's it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

There we go.

[Dave Hill]

That's the. That's a band name or one of the members names. Carmel Snow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. She's like an iditarod woman. Go ahead, Dave.

[Dave Anthony]

Brought back from the fashion shows of the French capital yesterday.

[Gareth Reynolds]

As for style, funny that anorexia is in for women finally, and it's come from Paris.

[Dave Anthony]

As for stunt women, they will simply have to diet, exercise, or be corseted. But there is nothing uncomfortable about the new corsets.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I think.

[Dave Anthony]

Uncomfortable about the new corset.

[Gareth Reynolds]

After fashion Week, we've come to the determination that women should not be eating and will be drinking diuretics.

[Dave Anthony]

That's it. That's the story.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, it's pretty bad.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, why. Why did they throw in that the. The new corsets are not uncomfortable when clearly they're. That's. They're just running defense there.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, they're creating defense.

[Dave Hill]

She.

[Dave Anthony]

She's probably just trying to get people to buy it, right? The new ones and be like, yeah, these ones don't hurt. And then you do it and you're like, oh, God.

[Dave Hill]

Then you're organ failure. But yeah, the pictures, the pictures.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, the pictures. Oh, the pictures.

[Dave Anthony]

But the thing about the organ failure thing, no one, organ failure is then they remove an organ and you're skinnier. So when your organ fails, it's all positive.

[Dave Hill]

This is true. No one loses, right? It's.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's really a fat fail, if you think about it. If you really.

[Dave Hill]

Well, yeah. So I'm still stuck on the parking garage.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Dude, please get over there. As soon as possible.

[Dave Hill]

I keep going back. I'm still back there.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's not the clip.

[Dave Hill]

Mentally. No, no.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Get out of there.

[Dave Hill]

That's bonus. That's Patreon content.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's big Patreon stuff.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So, Dave, what happened in the parking ride?

[Dave Hill]

Oh, there was a.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Don't answer.

[Dave Hill]

No, no, that's for the Patreon.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. That was close.

[Dave Anthony]

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[Gareth Reynolds]

Or wherever you are, Dave, because I will tell you, you are making it seem like you can't do it other places. I took a bunch of factor meals on the road with me and it was the greatest decision I've made.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, because you're eating healthy. It's hard to eat healthy on the road. So you got that option.

[Gareth Reynolds]

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[Dave Anthony]

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[Gareth Reynolds]

So good. Luke and I heated a couple up in the hotel and we both were just sitting there like, this is the greatest. Yeah, it's so good. I had a poblano potato and white bean stew.

[Dave Anthony]

What? Yeah, that sounds really good.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It was delicious.

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[Gareth Reynolds]

And it had a tamale cake. I already ate it. Are you listening to me?

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[Gareth Reynolds]

What do you want to. What are you talking about?

[Dave Anthony]

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[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

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[Gareth Reynolds]

I took all the juices with me this last trip, too. Unbelievable.

[Dave Anthony]

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[Gareth Reynolds]

No, no, I drank them. Come on now.

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[Gareth Reynolds]

Come on. Come on, guys.

[Dave Hill]

Eat it.

[Dave Anthony]

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[Gareth Reynolds]

Come on, guys. No more Games get involved.

[Dave Anthony]

This is just a little blurb. When an ice cream truck caught fire recently in El Street, England, a ton of ice cream was melted.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So this is like a kid's paper.

[Dave Anthony]

You can see. Well, it's factual, isn't it?

[Dave Hill]

Is that. That there's. There's more to the story, right? Or is that just.

[Dave Anthony]

That's the story.

[Gareth Reynolds]

In and out story. Is that ice cream truck caught fire and it melted the ice cream.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

I need more. That was the one.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's the hottest story.

[Dave Hill]

That's like. Like it rained and people got wet.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

It's a little different. It's a little different.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's.

[Dave Hill]

But it's a little different, I would.

[Dave Anthony]

Just say, because water comes from the sky.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, but I mean, like, I don't know. How did the fire out of the ice cream truck get in that situation?

[Dave Anthony]

I assume the answer. I assume the ice cream did it. Ice cream sparks.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It does, yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

That's why you keep it in a freezer.

[Dave Hill]

If you. Oh, yeah. Will you put one like Pop Rock ice cream.

[Dave Anthony]

Thank you.

[Dave Hill]

Yep. Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Here's another blurb. A man who broke into a tavern at Montville, New Jersey, ate and drank so much, he was asleep when police arrived to arrest him.

[Dave Hill]

Can't stay mad at him.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. That's the story of a hero. He did what he's supposed to do.

[Dave Hill]

They just showed up and they put a little blanket on him.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah. He's like a human raccoon.

[Dave Anthony]

I love this guy. This guy's like, I'll show you closing time.

[Gareth Reynolds]

We'll arrest him when he wakes up. Just fat as chocolate all over his mouth.

[Dave Anthony]

Water dumped on communists. What else?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, my God. That makes them shrink and burn, right?

[Dave Anthony]

Buckets is in New York. Buckets of water were emptied on the heads of 1500 Communists and Communist sympathizers today as they picketed a luncheon for Julius Dortmiller, director of the German railroads.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, that would be. But that'll be best case scenario for the Communists in the next 20 years, I'd say.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't go well for luge. The ire of the picket line, which held up lower Broadway traffic for more than an hour, was aroused when someone in a nearby building leaned out the window and shouted, we want Hitler and Mussolini.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, sake. Oh, God. It's too real.

[Dave Hill]

Wow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Too real.

[Dave Hill]

The more things change.

[Dave Anthony]

That's kind of exactly what's happening today.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That is exactly what is happening. And it's. It's still. It's like the people Getting mad at the people stopping, like, the traffic. When you're like, it's gonna be way worse. It's like, I am 15 minutes late for an event. You go to El Salvador.

[Dave Anthony]

Here's a story for Gareth Hen. Asleep on fast car.

[Gareth Reynolds]

There we go.

[Dave Hill]

I love it. Is there more? There's gotta be. No, right?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Better not.

[Dave Anthony]

There is, thankfully.

[Dave Hill]

I love that.

[Dave Anthony]

This is out of Harrismith. Orange Free State. What the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You remember that? Okay, I've been to Harris. I did. They've got a. They've got a chuckle hut there.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Oh, yeah, it's great. Zone claims to. Harrismith claims to possess the fastest hen in the world. That's a big claim.

[Dave Hill]

That guy can off.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Dave Hill]

No, I'm just giving you another. He's right. Just giving you another clip.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'll be honest. That one's back in the running. I don't think we need any more, but that one's pretty good. That was. That was genuine disdain.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Sorel Jo, a bartend. Sorry. A barber was in a hurry, and he jumped into a car, stepped on the accelerator, and accomplished his journey at an Average speed, about 50 miles an hour.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Whoa. When he reached his 30s. Whoa.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. When he reached his destination, he was surprised to see that everyone was laughing. He walked to the front of his car, and standing on the bumper on one leg was a hen fast asleep.

[Dave Hill]

So he's claiming it's the fastest hen.

[Dave Anthony]

The paper is the.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, the paper. Using the same logic, the man himself would be the fastest man. Also. It doesn't.

[Dave Anthony]

Wow.

[Dave Hill]

They can. They can off.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You've really kind of hit your threshold for a lot of the bullshit.

[Dave Anthony]

I think he's. I think he's right on this one. I think he.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, I think he's right, too, but it's.

[Dave Hill]

He's.

[Gareth Reynolds]

He's like. What I like is he's like an angry, Randy Rooney. He's just not happy with today's news.

[Dave Hill]

I've often, often been called that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Angry Rooney.

[Dave Anthony]

The only really serious trouble developing during. There's no headline. The only really serious trouble developing during President Roosevelt's drought trip was on the question of snoring. It seems that three eminent exponents of the art of snoring. Exponents of the art of snoring allowed. Nearly broke up the trip. They were in Mr. Roosevelt's ratoon. And when they reached the small hotel bedrooms in the drought regions, they became a major problem. All right, so guys are sleeping the same. I. I assume that they're on a On a train.

[Dave Hill]

That's what I thought.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, that's what it seems like.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So there's a hen on there. That could be big. So it's like, boom.

[Dave Anthony]

It's like when Gareth did Bert Kreischer's. You got kicked off Bert Kreischer's bus for snoring, did you not?

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, I did not.

[Dave Hill]

Are you a snorer?

[Gareth Reynolds]

No.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, he's a snorer. No, he's a terrible snorer.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, I'm not. You're lying.

[Dave Hill]

It sounds like you might be. I am. It's not nothing to be ashamed of.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Anything to be ashamed of it, but it's not something that I am.

[Dave Hill]

I have a CPAP machine. It's in the next room.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Is that right?

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Three BMXs and a CPAP. You're doing pretty good over there.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. Got a bunch of sick guitars. Everything's going my way.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I did not know you had a seat.

[Dave Anthony]

How many hockey jerseys do you own?

[Dave Hill]

Probably like 50.

[Dave Anthony]

Wow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Before you go to bed and put your CPAP on, do you ever look at your girlfriend and go, you want to know the difference between you and me? I make this look good and put it on. You recommend trying that?

[Dave Hill]

I got a lot. Well, I've taken to wearing, like, a winter hat or like some sort of head covering with it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's an interesting look. That's because that's interesting. Bedtime.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, sleep apnea.

[Dave Hill]

What? I realized I had started wearing and I realized it was ripping my hair out.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh.

[Dave Anthony]

Oh, really?

[Dave Hill]

And then I googled it. I was like, CPAP machine ripping hair out. And then there's just pages and pages of. Oh, yeah. Rips your hair out.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Did anyone. Anyone in there suggest the winter hat? Or is that. That feels like a Dave Hill solution?

[Dave Hill]

That was a Dave Hill solution. I mean, I bought some, like, some other sort of. I got a different mask, but basically, I mean, you know me. I mean, my hair is like, top five amazing things about me.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, it makes a lot of lists and.

[Dave Hill]

But I was like, I don't mind if I'm going natural hair loss, but this was like some mask ripping my hair out. So now I do that. So. It's crazy. It's crazy.

[Dave Anthony]

It sounds crazy.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It really.

[Dave Hill]

It's like waking up in a. In a chilly er.

[Dave Anthony]

I'm picturing you in a. An old timey smuge, like, sleeping hat.

[Dave Hill]

It's not far off.

[Gareth Reynolds]

If you have to go to the chamber pot in the night. Do you hold a candle and look a little freaked Out.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

And I sort of.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Right. Kind of take, like, kind of high steps. Yeah. Scamper about.

[Gareth Reynolds]

See your own shadow. Get a little.

[Dave Anthony]

Are you visited by three ghosts at all?

[Dave Hill]

Oh, hellhounds mostly.

[Gareth Reynolds]

And, Dave, your P.O. box is just when you pull a book off your bookshelf and it opens to a tiny room in the back. Right.

[Dave Hill]

That's basically it. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. And there's the mice in my apartment have fully furnished apartments with miniature, obviously, furniture. Yep.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Obviously. Yep. Okay, good.

[Dave Hill]

All right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, I think we gotta read on that. Finally there's anyone listening. Finally has closure on that sort of stuff.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah. Which is great. Which is great. What I also wanted to say is if you listen closely to the. The. The. The mouse couple, they're. They're. They're acting out scenes from the Honeymooners. But, like, in mouse, like. Exactly. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's so funny how that show was about abuse.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. It was abusive, man.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. He just. Woman. And I think that's cool.

[Dave Anthony]

It's pretty great.

[Dave Hill]

That's great. Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

It'll be rebooted soon, I'm sure.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

So.

[Dave Hill]

Because it was funny.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, it still is funny.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Director Morris Cook of the Rural Electrification Administration sought to harmonize arrangements by bunking two rural Sopranos together. But this did not work.

[Dave Hill]

Rural Electrification Administration.

[Dave Anthony]

That's right. They were electrifying the rurals.

[Dave Hill]

That sounds like a. Like. Like a kind of twee indie rock band.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Opening for the national interest.

[Dave Anthony]

It does. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This is what I'm saying. He's. He's a rock star.

[Dave Anthony]

He is a rock star.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Got a dragon.

[Dave Hill]

I got a dragon. It's not even my first one.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Jesus Christ.

[Dave Anthony]

How many dragons?

[Dave Hill]

Got like nine of them.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This is big for us.

[Dave Hill]

This is big for us.

[Dave Anthony]

You're like Iron Maiden.

[Dave Hill]

One man. Iron Man.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Wow.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, wow.

[Dave Anthony]

Both complained that the other was disturbing a slumber, and the third, who was a. A base, was lonely without accompaniment. And Roosevelt solved the problem by sending all three men home.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, so he just kicked off.

[Dave Anthony]

The three guys got kicked off the tour because they snore too much. Which is why I bring up you and the Bert Kreischer bus.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I did not.

[Dave Anthony]

You got kicked off the bus for snoring.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What are you doing? What is this?

[Dave Anthony]

What do you mean?

[Gareth Reynolds]

I finished the tour out like everyone else, and then I went home. And there was no talk of snoring issues at all.

[Dave Hill]

Well, you could hook up a CPAP machine on the bus.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't need it.

[Dave Hill]

I sound like My dad. My dad is obsessed with CPAP machines. He'll shoehorn them into any conversation.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Does he have one?

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, that's how I got wound up getting it. I don't like. Just shut him up.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, okay. He just took one of his old ones like a hammy.

[Dave Hill]

Fine. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's a. Mouth me down.

[Dave Hill]

It's the one he used in college.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, that's cute.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Dave Anthony]

Fishermen in Morton Bay, Australia, recently netted 36 new species of oyster eating fish, which, like others of their kind, stand on their heads to eat with tails upward and clear of the water.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What?

[Dave Anthony]

There's no. That's not.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What are you talking about?

[Dave Anthony]

I can't be real.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm yelling.

[Dave Hill]

It's not a real story. That's all.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's totally. I've caught 36 new kinds of fish that it'll be. They're oyster eaters and all of them, like, they stand on their heads like speckles. Look at this guy. He loves them standing on his head. What is he talking about? Nobody corroborated.

[Dave Hill]

How could they open the oysters just didn't seem.

[Dave Anthony]

That's a good question.

[Gareth Reynolds]

There's a bunch of good questions.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, that's like one of the main ones.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's a great one. I'm not trying to downplay how good that question was and I want to be super clear about that.

[Dave Anthony]

So AI is saying that.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, fuck that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Another clip. I hate to say it. I'm back on the clip train. This guy's just a clip machine.

[Dave Anthony]

AI is saying that fish do not stand on their head with their tails in the air.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

No, but AI is wrong 50 of the time. So there's a 50 chance that it's true.

[Gareth Reynolds]

AI didn't tell me it was wrong 50% of the time.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, so like the. The definition of fish in 1936 was really broad.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You could throw a fish.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah. If it went in the water, it was a fish back.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. Like an Italian.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

They're quite aquatic.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, yeah. Anyone will tell you that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. I mean, that's still true.

[Dave Anthony]

I feel like if fish did do that, that Gareth would know because he's.

[Gareth Reynolds]

They definitely don't.

[Dave Anthony]

He watches all kinds of animal documentaries and whatnot. So you don't. Right. They don't like you. And you would be on that tip.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I would. If I didn't know about it, I would be looking into it shortly thereafter. Like recently when I easily identified a star nosed molecule anecdotally, what in the real world yeah. And I was like, oh, it's a star nose.

[Dave Hill]

Where.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What's going on? I. A star nosed mole in, in a yard.

[Dave Hill]

You saw one out in the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Where?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, I Was it out of its mole hole? It was out of its mole hole and it was scampering about. No, it had gone, it had been killed. And, and sorry. No, I didn't. But no, you don't need to condolence me. I'm.

[Dave Hill]

No, you hate to see those guys.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Go, well, yeah, but that's really the one of. That is not. That is I, I an animal. Another animal killed it and another mole. I have very little information outside of the fact that it was a star nose mole.

[Dave Anthony]

So did you call the police?

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, no. It's a molecule. No, I shouldn't have. I should not have. So let's not allow.

[Dave Anthony]

Mole's life is not valuable to you.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It matters, but I don't think I want the police over there.

[Dave Hill]

Well, it would have been like a little gopher policeman.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't know how to get in touch with. Yeah, no, I don't know how.

[Dave Hill]

He's got a hat. He's got the hat, he's got the.

[Dave Anthony]

Bag, a little vest.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

He shows up, he's like two weeks away from retirement with this gopher cop.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Is.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah, he was, he and his wife were, they were gonna travel and.

[Dave Anthony]

Then he comes over and he's like, ah, I caught another one.

[Dave Hill]

I'm getting too old for this. The chief sent him out.

[Dave Anthony]

I'm getting too old for this.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, well, no, but it was just, it was a start anyway, so. Yeah, that was pretty much.

[Dave Anthony]

So start.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Is that the cops?

[Dave Anthony]

He was part of the gang.

[Dave Hill]

It's the gopher. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, and the, the gopher police. In my, in my mind, they don't drive.

[Gareth Reynolds]

All right. I'm not really. I'm not here to kind of, you know, figure out what those go for police mean to you two guys.

[Dave Hill]

So just a fun image.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, no, it's not, I'm not pushing back that there's a fun image and I love fun.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. No, he's like writing down on a little. Okay, tell me what happened again. But he, you know, because, because it was because of his. What, they can't hold pens. They can't hold pens.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So why would he have. He goes over to crazy to have.

[Dave Anthony]

One, some of the other.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah. There's a lot of things that don't make sense.

[Dave Anthony]

Right. It's not, it's.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm not going to keep. Let's move forward into the. The paper.

[Dave Anthony]

So you're like an ACAB guy. You're like an all cops are bastards guy. That's who you are.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's not even what I'm saying. I'm just saying I wouldn't call gopher police because I don't have their number. And it was also a mole. Yeah, but nobody should look as confused as you two do right now.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, it's weird that you're just thinking like murder's okay. You don't solve them.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't think murder is okay. I just think a star nosed mole. A star nosed mole rat. That's what it looks like.

[Dave Hill]

Let's see. Oh yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dave Hill]

You didn't even like. Oh, you didn't even look around for like a weapon. Like a mini.

[Gareth Reynolds]

When a weapon.

[Dave Anthony]

Right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

When a weapon. Another animal killed it. It's nature. We're not going to do this. Let's push forward in the paper.

[Dave Anthony]

So if a person kills another person.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Don'T follow up with anything else.

[Dave Hill]

Huh.

[Dave Anthony]

So if a person kills another person, is that also not murder? Because we're.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm a human. Yeah. I'm a little more biased than what actions I will take at that point. I don't think if I called the cops even if they were gopher cops over a dead.

[Dave Anthony]

Literally there. That's the gopher job.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't think. I don't understand much of what's happening.

[Dave Anthony]

See all underground crime.

[Gareth Reynolds]

This. You are living in like Zootopia world.

[Dave Anthony]

Aren't we all though?

[Gareth Reynolds]

No.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, Zootopia. That was the Don't Go Ahead no album.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, no. This next one's off of Zootopia.

[Dave Anthony]

There's some really good gopher songs on that album.

[Dave Hill]

Oh yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, here's something that'll make Gareth happy. Fisherman dies in Snake River.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. I love Snake river by the way. Also where would have left with a fit. I don't know why that's for me.

[Dave Hill]

Is that in Colorado?

[Dave Anthony]

It's a lot of Wyoming.

[Dave Hill]

Wyoming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

It's in a. It's in a couple states.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah. A long winding river. Yeah, yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

It keeps spreading.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's a beautiful river.

[Dave Hill]

Oh yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Stanley Drage, Salt Lake City drowned Sunday when he slipped into Snake river rapids near this western community while fighting a hooked fish.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That's any fish that's just been caught.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. Hooked fish. Yeah. That's what it means.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, he was fighting the.

[Dave Anthony]

He was trying to reel in a fish hooked. Yeah. Or fighting it. He could have taken out of the water and was like, literally fist accomplished.

[Gareth Reynolds]

And when he fell in, his buddy looked to his other buddy and went, this just got real. Yes.

[Dave Anthony]

I'm so back, Gordon.

[Dave Hill]

It could have been the kids from the first thing with the boat.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, yeah. The kids who made them. The beauty queen mom get all wet. What was that story about? I forget.

[Dave Hill]

I thought it was about the footless lady. The foot. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Hot from the ankles up, but the rest is gone.

[Dave Hill]

Like Paul McCartney's third wife, Bridget.

[Gareth Reynolds]

She turned out to be horrible, too.

[Dave Hill]

I know. That's why I wasn't afraid to take shots at her.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Go.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

Gordon Hepler, also of Salt Lake City, nearly lost his life in a rescue attempt, but was pulled ashore by his brother. Drake's body was never recovered. So he died in the river and that was it. Nice fish fruit.

[Dave Hill]

This is bullshit. That's just a sound bite. That's not me. That's not me responding to what you said. I just wanted to give you another clip to work with.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Teen and the clip Machine.

[Dave Hill]

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

[Gareth Reynolds]

This is garbage.

[Dave Anthony]

It's. It's actual papers that we're reading. New gas wholesaler. A device clip.

[Dave Hill]

I realize it's. I realize it's real papers. I just wanted you to.

[Gareth Reynolds]

No, we get that. Did you just say Gasol.

[Dave Anthony]

B?

[Gareth Reynolds]

Did you just say Gasole?

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, no, I said gas wholesaler.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You did say.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, that's completely different. Completely different.

[Dave Anthony]

A device that should make the most unruly mob say uncle is. Is a new machine gun that hurls gas shells instead of bullets.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, my God. There's a lot of crazy in very few words there.

[Dave Anthony]

Oh, cool.

[Dave Hill]

What's a gas shell? It's a shell with gas. I'm not an idiot.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't know.

[Dave Hill]

What is it?

[Dave Anthony]

It's an exploding. It's a. Yeah, it's an exploding shell. So you're shooting. Yeah, it's going to explode when it gets.

[Dave Hill]

Why don't we. I like that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I don't think you will in the long.

[Dave Anthony]

I don't think you would. Yeah, I don't think you're gonna. Like.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I think soon enough you will be like, that's a shame.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, we shouldn't do that.

[Dave Hill]

All right, well, I don't know if you're gonna do it.

[Dave Anthony]

Police Captain J.W. johnson of Everett, Washington, is pictured just before he pulled the trigger of the Manville gas machine gun in a demonstration at the National Rifle Matches at Camp Perry. Yeah, he's. He's holding a Very large machine gun.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, wow. And he's. Then what happened?

[Dave Anthony]

Well, we know. Well, when it's. It's not coincidentally an Everett, because Everett was the place where they shot. They had a shootout with union guys. So I don't think it's a coincidence that they invited this gentleman to shoot the gun.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Fucking unions fuck everything up. Oh, my God, it's so annoying with your needs.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah, no, you're right. All right, well, let's read this, sir, about a dying dog. Dog perishes. Trying to rescue. Yeah. Gareth asked for it. He got it. He doesn't care about animal murders, so let's do this trotting on a leash. Besides its master, a black retriever died trying to rescue an old man who started across the railway tracks in front of an onrushing train. A passerby gave a warning shout and the dog raced forward. Caught the man's coat in his teeth and tried to pull him back. Both the man and the dog were crushed under the wheels.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, for sake.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, no. Let the guy go. Good Lord. Fuck that guy.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Seriously. Fuck that guy.

[Dave Hill]

1,000%.

[Gareth Reynolds]

That guy sucks. That guy. Look, I'm sorry that. That guy was probably trying to take his own life. He was pro, but dog killer.

[Dave Hill]

If a life.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, that's. I would be like, I'm not going out killing a dog, too. I would pretend to get saved or something. You don't let the dog do that.

[Dave Anthony]

When I die, I have my dogs buried with me, alive or dead.

[Dave Hill]

Don't do that.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Just a crazy way to end it.

[Dave Anthony]

Pretty sure. I'm pretty sure they won't. We can do another one here. How about this one? Dog waits patiently for his master.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, man. We're back.

[Gareth Reynolds]

What a good boy.

[Dave Hill]

Different.

[Dave Anthony]

Identified. Identified only as Bob. A name scratched on his collar. A mongrel dog of reddish brown color waited all night at the courthouse steps for the return of his master or mistress, who were evidently among the scores.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Of California marriage other owners.

[Dave Anthony]

Marriage license seekers who invaded the courthouse yesterday.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, wow.

[Dave Hill]

I love it.

[Gareth Reynolds]

It's better. I'm not gonna lie. I'm still upset about the dog who got hit by the train because.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, I'm not. Not thrilled with that. But I do like the dog. The dog that's waiting outside with a bow tie. He's waiting for the people to get. We can only assume.

[Dave Anthony]

Yes. A bow tie.

[Dave Hill]

He had like a ring. He's got a ring on a.

[Dave Anthony]

That's right.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah.

[Dave Hill]

Little pillow.

[Dave Anthony]

Yeah. In his paw. Yeah.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Waiting for the couple to go to the parking Garage, if you know what I mean.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah.

[Dave Anthony]

And just blood. Blood dripping from his fang.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Different visions.

[Dave Hill]

Oh, man.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Different visions.

[Dave Anthony]

The dog was still on the steps early today and refused to enter the courthouse, although he never took his eyes off the door. County Clerk and Mrs. Beamer fed him this morning and provided a pan of water for him. They were hoping that his newly wedded owner will remember and return to the courthouse.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Jesus Christ. Another bad story. This is another dog story. You.

[Dave Hill]

Wait, what happened?

[Gareth Reynolds]

This guy abandoned his dog.

[Dave Anthony]

He forgot that his dog came, and then he brought his dog to the.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Guy, left his dog.

[Dave Hill]

God.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Christ. I like how Dave was like, here's a happy one.

[Dave Anthony]

Well, I'm sure it worked out.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure it worked out. Oh, I. I actually missed the bottom of this. And the owner came back, and everyone's fine. There it is, man.

[Dave Anthony]

Fucking crybabies.

[Gareth Reynolds]

All right, you know what? Screw you. Well, Dave Hill, you are a clip machine for the Socials, and I don't even know what we're gonna do with all this.

[Dave Hill]

I do. Here's another. I mean, I. I was not expecting that one. That's another. That's good too.

[Gareth Reynolds]

I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna do one right now. Ah, I'll tell you what. If that was me, I'd be like, I could get used to this. Okay, so now we got a bunch of them. Dave, Anthony, you want to do one?

[Dave Anthony]

No.

[Gareth Reynolds]

All right, well, Dave, thanks for joining us.

[Dave Hill]

I'm enraged.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Things are so good. You have many guitars. You have multiple BMXs. It seems like an embarrassment of CPAP machines you have over there.

[Dave Hill]

I do.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah. You're wearing hats to bed. You're doing tons of shows. And is your web. What is your website?

[Dave Hill]

I'm glad you asked.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Thank you.

[Dave Hill]

Davehillonline.com oh, my Instagram is @mrdavehill. Rdavehill. Okay, thanks.

[Gareth Reynolds]

So follow Dave. He's truly the funniest. And come on. Very quickly. Dave and I were one time at a festival together, and we used to have this bit where every time Dave would try to drink his beer, I would stop him and I'd be like, no. Like, he wasn't allowed to drink or something. We were in a bar once, and. And he kept doing it, and I kept going, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And eventually this bartender goes, stop. Telling him not to drink the beer. He was so irritated with.

[Dave Hill]

It was. But it was fun.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, it was.

[Dave Hill]

It was. I think that was at the Doug Fir at. Or whatever.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Yeah, that Was in Portland. Yeah, Was Portland.

[Dave Hill]

Yeah, yeah, I remember.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Well, Dave, thank you so much for joining us.

[Dave Hill]

Thank you for having me. I'm sorry.

[Dave Anthony]

I was.

[Dave Hill]

Lady. I'm done apologizing.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Stop.

[Dave Hill]

No more. But it's. Yeah, no more. All right, see you guys in person.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Not going to happen. We got to go.

[Dave Hill]

I would like that. I don't know.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Stop it. Thanks so much, Dave.

[Dave Hill]

Thank you. Some of these days.

[Gareth Reynolds]

You'Ll miss me, honey.

[Dave Hill]

Some of these days.

[Gareth Reynolds]

Hey, Dollop fans. I know you love the dollop. You love listening to the dollop. Do you want to watch the dollop? You're like, gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five parter animation, which is actually like a 22 minute episode or 30 minute episode, I can't remember, of the rube, you can go to LakeSide Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of the rube. It. It really genuinely kicks ass and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the rube.

[Jeremy Elder]

What's up, winners? My name is Jeremy Elder. This is Hunter Sailing and I'm Corey Peter Lane. You are listening to the business casual podcast.

[Dave Hill]

It's the business casual show. That's how we decided the name.

[Jeremy Elder]

It's a new idea that I have every week. Each one of us will bring a brand new segment to the podcast. Whether that be a game, whether that be trivia, a character, a deep dive, or whatever else we want to bring to the table. And it's fun. We promise. It's fun. Did somebody say Liberal Joe Rogan? I didn't. You can listen to the business casual show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcast. Also, we're on YouTube. Ever heard of it? Tariffs have been increased for white men with podcasting equipment and we are willing to pay. We are releasing this show every Monday. Produced by atc, all things comedy.