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Dave Anthony
The Dollop is going on tour in June 2025. We will be in Sacramento on June 3rd. We'll be in Boise, Idaho, on June 4th, Spokane on June 5th, Seattle on June 6th, Portland on June 7th, Bend, Oregon, on June 8th, and San Francisco on June 10th. Go to the dollop podcast.com to get all our tour links for tickets.
Gareth Reynolds
All right, everybody. Welcome to the Pastimes podcast. Each week, we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before. And neither is our guest this week, the great Katie Nolan. Hi, Katie.
Katie Nolan
Hi.
Gareth Reynolds
Why?
Katie Nolan
Great. That felt like a great.
Gareth Reynolds
You are great. You are. You're very talented, Katie. You've done every podcast. Are you tired?
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Because you're promoting Casuals, which is your new podcast, which everyone should go listen to and support. But I just. As someone who does a lot of podcasts, I'm like, you must be fucking tired. And you probably are like, I'm doing another podcast right now.
Katie Nolan
Shut up. This.
Gareth Reynolds
You shut up. Sorry.
Katie Nolan
I told you this already.
Gareth Reynolds
I know.
Katie Nolan
I go to sleep with the Dollop, and I don't.
Gareth Reynolds
I wanted to.
Katie Nolan
I listen to you guys a lot, so this is an honor to be here. But, yes, I'm doing too many podcasts because I just. Sirius keeps being like, we put you out to these five. And I'm like, when does this stop? I thought it was, like, the launch, the rollout.
Dave Anthony
No, it never does.
Katie Nolan
And then it's every week.
Gareth Reynolds
Are you going in studio and doing most of these, or are you doing them?
Katie Nolan
I try to schedule them so that I'm in the studio doing our podcast, and then I stay there to do the. So that I don't have to be responsible for the hitting record or the lighting or any of that. It's, like, taken care of. Because I'm actually incompetent.
Gareth Reynolds
No, because you just said you built your fiance's podcast set, so you seem very built.
Katie Nolan
Wrong one shell. I built it incorrectly.
Gareth Reynolds
Does he point that out? Does he like.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God, no. He's the sweetest. No, he was like, I think it make. It Gives it character.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Katie Nolan
That's sweet. This a sweetie pie.
Gareth Reynolds
Well.
Dave Anthony
And then does it go into it. Did you go into another room and, like, punch pillows?
Katie Nolan
Oh, he. He hits me, but he's nice.
Dave Anthony
Okay.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
He's kind with his words, but not with his fists.
Gareth Reynolds
We call hitting a woman here the other room. Just so you know.
Katie Nolan
I'm sorry. Sorry. I knew that I knew that.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. If you're a listener, I think. Gary, I'm sorry, Katie, Catherine, don't do this. So, all right, so everyone should go listen to Casuals wherever you get podcasts and what happens.
Dave Anthony
Tell people what happens on Casual.
Katie Nolan
Listen, I don't wanna scare people away with the word sports, but it is a sports podcast for people that think that they don't like sports or feel like sports talk doesn't talk to them.
Gareth Reynolds
It's a palatable sports show.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. It's like, we do it one way, sports. And I feel like they do that really well, but I wanna do it a little different way. Cause I have a lot of friends that I feel like would be into this stuff if somebody helped them get into it. So that's the goal.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay. I think it's great. And I have a Packer tattoo. And I also. Right. It's not just for people who don't like. People who like sports also can listen to casual.
Katie Nolan
It's for sports and comedy. Two things that, like, should go better together and don't often go together that well. Yeah. It's just for people who, like.
Gareth Reynolds
Like history and comedy.
Katie Nolan
Sure. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
I also have a Packer tattoo, by the way.
Katie Nolan
Interesting.
Gareth Reynolds
That's very.
Dave Anthony
It's around my. It's around me.
Katie Nolan
Because you're just a big Gareth fan.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
So you do know the name. It's so interesting because now it's Gareth. And that' oh, fuck. All right, listen, Katie, here's what we're gonna do. I know you like the doll up. I don't know if you like this show. That's okay.
Katie Nolan
Hate it.
Gareth Reynolds
What you're gonna do. I hate it, too. What you're gonna do is you're going to guess what year this paper is from. Now, listen, here's the good news. Dave, in the past couple years, has found ways to fight me through the show. And you'll win no matter what year you guess you're gonna win. I'm gonna guess two. And I might be closer. Doesn't matter. You're going to win now. Little weird Dave. Now it's weird, David. Now, I. If I were you, I would. I would guess, but 1700-19, mid-1900s, that would be the zone. I would go in. But we did do a 1600s one once with Adam Kahn over, and he just kept going like, that's fake. So it kind of removed the stakes.
Katie Nolan
He does ruin everything.
Gareth Reynolds
He ruins everything. So he kind of remove the stakes. So I think that Dave has shied away from that. But Again, I only can give you.
Katie Nolan
So much information, so you've just basically given me none. Any that you did give me, you then deleted. So I. Yeah, it's fair. Okay, let's go. I'm gonna go with 1892.
Gareth Reynolds
It's a great guess. It's a great guess. It's right in the zone. It's right in the pocket. Since you did 1890s, which I've been accused of doing a lot. I'll go 1912.
Dave Anthony
You're wrong.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, is she wrong, too?
Dave Anthony
No, it's 1887. She's like, right.
Katie Nolan
Oh, that's really close.
Gareth Reynolds
You won legitimately. Yeah, that was a legitimate win.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. Any other say, Fine with it.
Gareth Reynolds
I love it when the guest wins. Because it's fair. Because it was a fair win. It wasn't one of your bullshit ones. I've gotten the year right before and the guest is one.
Dave Anthony
What? Well, did you get it right when your vibe is all off like this?
Gareth Reynolds
I don't want to do vibes. We're not going to have the vibe conversation again. Okay. Katie's here.
Katie Nolan
Traffic control Hat. Just a quick question. Sorry.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, no, I. I don't know if you've seen what's going on lately with landing planes, but I'm doing that. So if during this I mute. I'm just trying to land a couple guys, bring it up.
Katie Nolan
Got it. Explains a lot of current events.
Gareth Reynolds
We just lost one. We just lost one.
Dave Anthony
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Sean Duffy's over here. He's on the couch watching Clueless. We're having a hell of a. We're having a hell of a time. All right. Dave's having gin. Let's.
Dave Anthony
It is. Oh, God, I wish I was. I could do some morning drinking right now. If I didn't have to go to a baseball game at 3:45, I would maybe. Morning, Gin.
Katie Nolan
Sports.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. My son. My son is a baseball player. He has a game.
Gareth Reynolds
345, well identified.
Katie Nolan
What position is he playing?
Dave Anthony
He's a catcher, a third baseman and the 4 hitter.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I mean, I was going to say strong. Strong kid.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. We want him. We're raising him strong. Want him to be strong.
Dave Anthony
Yep.
Katie Nolan
Nice.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, boy.
Dave Anthony
January 28th, 1887.
Katie Nolan
That's my birthday, so.
Gareth Reynolds
Wait a minute. No wonder she got it right.
Katie Nolan
Not that year. Sorry.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay. Oh, crap. I was gonna say there's a lot going on.
Katie Nolan
I. Thanks for letting me know. I did my makeup like today. I thought it looked good.
Gareth Reynolds
Katie, no. Katie, no. I just look 100 years old. You did know it was her birthday. You're full of.
Dave Anthony
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why it was. That's why. Boston Globe. January.
Katie Nolan
And that's.
Gareth Reynolds
That's where I'm from.
Katie Nolan
I'm just confusing this.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm so un.
Dave Anthony
Have you heard of a stalker I'm stalking through an old paper?
Gareth Reynolds
I'm so bored with this, Dave.
Katie Nolan
I'm a lady that works in sports. Have I heard of a stalker is a very funny question. Please continue.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God. I can only imagine.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, I didn't think of that combo before, but that's really terrible. Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
What a nightmare.
Dave Anthony
Indigent. Oh, indignant. Sorry, that's totally a different word. Indignant. Pastor. What a mer. Widemere. Oh, that's his name. Widemere, sure. He has one alleged defamer Pat under bail and restraining others put under bail. Sorry, it's hard to read.
Katie Nolan
What's going on? What's going on?
Dave Anthony
It's hard to read. The letters are a little smudged, so it's difficult.
Katie Nolan
Are you on a microfiche?
Gareth Reynolds
Yes. Put your jeweler's loop on. That normally helps you.
Dave Anthony
I'm at the library looking. Microfiche.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. That's why you can't drink gin.
Katie Nolan
Ah.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. The library's. Fuck. They're pricks about that.
Dave Anthony
He has one alleged defamer, put under bail and restrains others. This is out of Philadelphia. Reverend Howard Woodemere, rector of the Protestant Episcopal Church of the Beloved Disciple. You know what? Just fucking. You don't need to.
Gareth Reynolds
What?
Dave Anthony
The name of your church can be smaller.
Katie Nolan
It's gotta be a sentence. I think. I think that's Godla.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, it's just. It's a lot.
Katie Nolan
Yes.
Dave Anthony
I don't need.
Gareth Reynolds
Personally, I like to get. I like to get in the weeds. Let me know what version of this.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, you want to get really specific about that.
Gareth Reynolds
To me, religion's like a adobe. I want a new version every week. Keep asking.
Katie Nolan
When did we learn what all those words mean, by the way? Episcopal. What was the other one? Protestant. I think I. Protestant.
Dave Anthony
Episcopal. I know what Protestant is because those are the guys.
Gareth Reynolds
The best.
Dave Anthony
The ones who broke. Broke everything.
Katie Nolan
And it was over. What, divorce? No, that's the other one.
Dave Anthony
No, the. In the English. It's the English church.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay. Let's not start doing the country thing. We've all made some goofies. We've all made a couple goofies.
Dave Anthony
Anyone in Ireland right now is like, what the fuck? Yeah, we don't really know, but, yeah, basically the. The English church split off and started their own Church.
Katie Nolan
Okay. Basically, so that's the Protestant and then Episcopal. What's that?
Dave Anthony
No idea.
Katie Nolan
Okay, same.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, me either.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. And. And anytime funny, something comes up, I. I don't care.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, I was just gonna say we never asked. We're like, okay, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Katie Nolan
I'll do less of that. I just feel like everybody knows what that means. And I go, I don't know what that is.
Gareth Reynolds
I think. I think it's a fair point because it is like I've heard it a thousand times and never have I been like, walk me through it.
Dave Anthony
It's like. It's like the way that the super hot girls in high school didn't want to know about hobbits. Same thing.
Gareth Reynolds
Dave, be very careful.
Dave Anthony
They never wanted to hear my hobbit conversation.
Gareth Reynolds
Be very careful, Dave.
Dave Anthony
I know, I know. I. That was.
Gareth Reynolds
It's like how chicks in high school are hot still. Go ahead, Dave.
Dave Anthony
I wasn't saying now. I said when I was in high school.
Gareth Reynolds
Delia, baby.
Katie Nolan
Oh, God.
Gareth Reynolds
He is a God.
Katie Nolan
Is he still going? Well, stop.
Gareth Reynolds
In what way?
Dave Anthony
He's unstoppable.
Katie Nolan
Oh, I know he's still going. I think it always yes, girls way. Of course.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. No, he's still doing stand up too, for some reason on this show. He comes up weekly at this point. So I don't know.
Katie Nolan
I think it's because you're on the show every week.
Gareth Reynolds
That's it. That is what it is. That is what it is. That's. That's exactly what it is.
Katie Nolan
That's probably it. Sorry about that Church. You were saying something happened.
Dave Anthony
If anybody doesn't know who Crystal Lee is, just go through some crime reports. Dave.
Gareth Reynolds
Dave.
Dave Anthony
Okay, so the Church of the Beloved Disciples. So the Rector Widemere asked Judge Biddle today.
Gareth Reynolds
Every name is getting worse. I know. I was like. I was letting it slide, but now you're doing Biddles.
Dave Anthony
It sounds very much like the hobbit stuff I was talking about, doesn't it, Easy Dave?
Katie Nolan
Sure does.
Dave Anthony
Biddle could be a hobbit.
Gareth Reynolds
Biddle's actually. When two hobbits fuck. I don't know.
Katie Nolan
Whittimer is where is where hobbits live. I think that's right.
Dave Anthony
They live in the Whittimer.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
He asked the judge today that Jesse Barker, an ex warden of the church, be held to bail for publishing a libel. So he wants.
Katie Nolan
For talking shit.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, he's.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. Yeah.
Katie Nolan
You go to jail.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Talking shit.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, they're the chosen disciples.
Katie Nolan
Okay, fair point. So fair point.
Gareth Reynolds
Right.
Dave Anthony
The complainant swears that Mr. Barker has published a letter of Reverend George Dean, Chancellor of All Saints Albany, which, again, we all knew. Yeah, I don't.
Katie Nolan
A man who needs no introduction.
Gareth Reynolds
No, no.
Dave Anthony
In which he says, under date August 6, there is unfortunately, not the slightest doubt that Reverend Howard Wydom Whittemore is an adulterer and a perched man.
Gareth Reynolds
There it is. There it is. There it is.
Dave Anthony
He's fucking.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. So that's where he kind of comes from. He's sort of. Yeah.
Katie Nolan
And that was. He said. And, you know, a lot of times now people will say allegedly and thinks that and think that covers them. That was the opposite of allegedly. He said, there's no doubt at all ever on earth.
Dave Anthony
Not the slightest doubt.
Katie Nolan
Not the slightest doubt.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, we should say allegedly, too. We don't want them to come after us. I understand. It's.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, they can be.
Gareth Reynolds
The church can be quite litigious.
Katie Nolan
Allegedly.
Gareth Reynolds
Allegedly.
Dave Anthony
I would never say anything bad about. The church is great. They've never done anything wrong.
Gareth Reynolds
Nope. I'll tell you, they biddled a couple of kids, though.
Katie Nolan
Hey, hey. Right in their rectors.
Gareth Reynolds
Why do so many church terms are right around where you're like. Sounds like butthole.
Dave Anthony
Are you trying to say that.
Gareth Reynolds
No, No. I don't believe biddle to be a church term.
Dave Anthony
Okay. Slightest doubt that Reverend Howard Wittemer is an adulterer and a perched man in the eye of God and the church's law, if not a bigamist by the law of the land. He is a shameless. He is a shameless scoundrel and hypocrite who should be summarily driven from the church's ministry, which he pollutes. All right, so he's. Wow.
Gareth Reynolds
There we go with his chest. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. He's not fucking around.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. Yeah. We need more of that.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I was gonna say we. I'm missing this. This sounds nice. We tiptoe now.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. It's a whistleblower.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. I like it. So that if he's right, I don't know if he's lying.
Gareth Reynolds
I do like the religious. Like, you have to get married. Like, if you're around, you have to just get married to kind of be like, I'm trying to limit my sins from this. We got to get married now.
Dave Anthony
I. So. So this guy is being. The complaint is that he published it, not that he wrote it. The other guy wrote it. So he's not going out. So that's. Another reverend said that or wrote it. And then this guy just published it.
Katie Nolan
And that's who he wants in jail.
Gareth Reynolds
That's who. The adult Assange.
Dave Anthony
Mr. Fuck around.
Katie Nolan
Rev. Fuck around. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
It's an Assange, in my opinion.
Dave Anthony
And then he did it. Judge Biddle placed the bail at 3,000.
Gareth Reynolds
Fuck back then. It's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
Katie Nolan
What's the conversion on that?
Gareth Reynolds
I'll do it right now. Kitty. It is $4,500. It's a day.
Katie Nolan
Huh?
Gareth Reynolds
Isn't that crazy? After the tariffs? It's not that. Post tariffs. I know you're trying to bring in a wide net, Katie, but I am. I'm anti tariffs.
Dave Anthony
No, the tariffs are bringing in money.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, look, we like to relate it to a surgery right now the patient's guts have been taken out and an orderly slip on them and threw up in them. But soon enough. Hang in there, okay? Soon enough. We got some good news coming. Dave's 100% doing a calculation.
Dave Anthony
I am. I, I now I needed. Somebody asked me.
Katie Nolan
I wouldn't even know where to start.
Dave Anthony
There's just a little thing. It's a hundred thousand dollars.
Katie Nolan
Whoa.
Dave Anthony
For printing some about this. This guy's everybody.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
That's crazy.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, eventually we stop doing that. Sort of.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Revin Widemere also filed a bill in equity in which he complains that on October 11th he wrote to Josephine Widemere, his then wife. Then a private and confidential letter which he sent to Reverend Hobart Brown. What with permission that Bishop Doane might. These guys.
Katie Nolan
This is Christwives. I can't keep.
Gareth Reynolds
Honestly.
Katie Nolan
He's talking about who and who. Who did what.
Gareth Reynolds
It really is a lie.
Dave Anthony
Just the cattiest little reverends.
Gareth Reynolds
This is just crazy. Honestly. Honestly. The real reverends of the Episcopal Church.
Dave Anthony
This letter came into possession of Jesse Barker and John Hibbard, who caused it to be printed in the record.
Katie Nolan
Caused it to be printed.
Gareth Reynolds
Hibbard.
Dave Anthony
He prayed the court to restrain Barker and Hibbard from further use in publications. Communication. So he wrote a letter saying he was fucking around. He sent it to other reverends or whatever the bishop. And now we know that the bishops usually are like, yeah, do whatever you want. Fuck whoever. But he's mad because they. Someone else got a hold of it.
Katie Nolan
So somebody published the group text.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Basically, it's a signal.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
A signal. And now he's mad. It's not even a signal, though. It's just a letter. It's just.
Katie Nolan
It's crazy to think people used to write down what they did wrong to communicate it to other people. They couldn't, like. I don't know. What year was this again? There was phones.
Dave Anthony
1887.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, the diaries, too. Like, the diaries that people left behind were like, jesus Christ, why'd you write that? Yeah, like some of those explorer diaries where he's like, well, I ate. Ted had no choice. Oh, my God, I'm dying. This is the worst. I jerked off in the snow. I'm gonna die out here. And then they, like, find them, and the guy's like, publish this. It gets pretty crazy. And then a year later, he's doing it on Broadway.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
Everyone always did a play.
Dave Anthony
Everybody always did a play.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Well, that's the end of that story. Whatever the just happened, that was.
Katie Nolan
Thank God that was the whole thing.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm so glad.
Katie Nolan
Huh?
Dave Anthony
There were too many names.
Gareth Reynolds
It was bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was fair enough.
Katie Nolan
Boring birthday news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a lot going on on my day back then.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, hang in there. Hang in there. Just be the lead story. Does not mean it's the biggest story.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Come on, Dave, show her. Come on.
Dave Anthony
New New York society sensation.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay.
Dave Anthony
A dispatch from parents Paris announces the marriage on Tuesday of Marquis de Talleyrand Perigord and Ms. Adele Livingston Stevens. Ms. Adele Sampson was the daughter of Josiah Sampson, a Connecticut manufacturer. She married Frederick Stevens out of an old New York family about five years ago. Society was shocked to learn that Ms. Stevens had deserted her husband and gone to Europe to join the Marquis, who was himself married. Oh, yeah.
Katie Nolan
This is very scandal.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, Yeah, I like it. There were letters. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Oh, there were letters.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, yeah.
Dave Anthony
His wife having been Miss Curtis of the old Boston family of that name. Oh, so he likes Americans. He's got an American fetish, Right?
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Marquis who likes Americans. The couple traveled openly together all over Europe. Wow. Scandalous for that time.
Gareth Reynolds
Openly. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Openly. Yeah. Two years ago, she returned and persuaded her husband to agree to a divorce and return to the market. Marquis, whose wife had also secured a divorce, Mrs. Mr. Stevens still resides in New York. Wow.
Katie Nolan
All right. Okay.
Dave Anthony
It's cost. It's just straight up.
Gareth Reynolds
Your husband to get divorced. And you're like, I'm fully dating a French man in another country. And he's like, I don't know. I'm just not sure that it's not going to work out for us.
Katie Nolan
I'm going to need to see more evidence. We're not made for each other.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah. Here he is. I am fucking here. Well, I don't know. I'm not sure.
Katie Nolan
Still how did she meet the Marquis?
Gareth Reynolds
That is a good question. She must have gone over there. Yeah, well, every night from what I hear. Hey, sorry. The Past Times will be right back. Yeah, but it is interesting. I wonder how that did happen. But, I mean, if you went.
Dave Anthony
They would come over on ships at this time and, you know, hang out in society in the other country.
Gareth Reynolds
Sure.
Dave Anthony
So the Marquis was probably. He's probably. I mean, if he's got an American thing for. He clearly likes American ladies trips over here.
Gareth Reynolds
Now, what is. What's the marquee? We're talking about religious titles. What is he.
Dave Anthony
I don't know what the Marquis is.
Katie Nolan
You know, desad.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Gareth Reynolds
So if it wasn't for Desaad, that's it.
Dave Anthony
I'm sure it's just like a. It's probably like a lord, I would imagine.
Katie Nolan
Or like a vassal. Is that how you say it?
Dave Anthony
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Katie Nolan
I don't know.
Dave Anthony
We're not. We're not reading it.
Katie Nolan
I've realized as I said it that I've only ever read it. I've never heard anybody say it. Yeah, yeah. You worry someone's listening to you.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm a Biddle.
Katie Nolan
Idiot. Yeah, I've always said that.
Gareth Reynolds
I've always.
Katie Nolan
About you. Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm a Biddle.
Dave Anthony
Okay. Gareth, you should have known. Because a marquis is a title of nobility ranking above an earl but below a duke in European peerages, including the United Kingdom, where you have citizenship.
Katie Nolan
Above an earl, but below a duke. I feel like I've. That's. They skip it a lot. It must not come up often.
Gareth Reynolds
I'll tell you, when I was religious for a little while, I was above an earl and below a duke. But that. That was the 80s.
Dave Anthony
So I just want to break down what. You said that part of your religion. That was part of your religion. When you said. When I was religious for a little bit, Dave.
Gareth Reynolds
It's all. It's just a lot of pipe.
Dave Anthony
Let's move on.
Gareth Reynolds
Come on. Dissecting it isn't worth it.
Dave Anthony
Part of your Part of your religion.
Gareth Reynolds
We have company, Dave.
Dave Anthony
We have double penetrated, Dave.
Gareth Reynolds
Not necessarily. Can a guy be once penetrated and lay his junk upon another's.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
It's called roast beefing. Katie. I'm sorry. Thank you for coming over.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Gareth Reynolds
All right. There we go. I'm sorry.
Dave Anthony
This is the. This is what?
Katie Nolan
It's the way you're sitting closer. It's not good for it, too.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm seeing myself close up and I'm not into it.
Dave Anthony
No, the pores. The pores.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh yeah, you. You hate them, don't you, you wealthy asshole.
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Gareth Reynolds
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Dave Anthony
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Gareth Reynolds
Hey, I love the juices too.
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Gareth Reynolds
I. I will not apologize for loving the Factor juices. They are delicious and they have small ones and they have smoothie ones and they have little tiny guys and their snacks are delicious and, And I love them. And I love them. I love working with them and I, I love texting with factor. I love everything about them and I love them. That's for Factor.
Dave Anthony
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Love you, babe.
Dave Anthony
Going back. Going back to the show. A victim of cocaine.
Gareth Reynolds
Now, is this a new story?
Katie Nolan
New?
Dave Anthony
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Dr. CD Bradley, formerly Dr. CD I'm a cocaine doctor.
Dave Anthony
Dr. CD Bradley, formerly a well known north side physician, was found insane today by a jury in the county court in order to be sent to Jefferson. Sir, you are nuts.
Gareth Reynolds
Dr. CD so is he the CO he's on cocaine or he's prescribing cocaine because cocaine was a pretty.
Katie Nolan
Find out.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah.
Katie Nolan
Oh, yeah. Wait, can we just. What was the status of cocaine, Beck? That at this time legal? It is.
Dave Anthony
And prescribed?
Katie Nolan
Used for.
Gareth Reynolds
Prescribed.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. They would prescribe it to cure different illnesses and whatnot.
Katie Nolan
Sick.
Gareth Reynolds
Let's go back. Honestly.
Dave Anthony
Let's go back.
Gareth Reynolds
Knowledge is the problem.
Katie Nolan
We need to know a lot less than we know.
Dave Anthony
I've heard what's going on with your knee and it sounds really bad and I think you need to party.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I think so too.
Dave Anthony
I think you need to party a little bit.
Katie Nolan
One line, two lines. What do we prescribe?
Dave Anthony
Seven. Seven a day.
Katie Nolan
Seven lines a day. And I should start a company with my friends, you're saying?
Dave Anthony
Yep, that's right.
Katie Nolan
Great.
Gareth Reynolds
Absolutely. You guys will come up with some great ideas. The idea that. Imagine prescribing, like, take two lines a day. You'd be like, doctor, I was unable to stop at two lines for some reason. What you're gonna wanna do is give yourself a gummer. That's gonna help you a little bit.
Dave Anthony
It must have been so amazing to just go into some doctor's offices and they just won't stop talking. You're like, what?
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, sorry, you'll have to excuse me. I'm a little sick myself, so I had to give myself a little bit of the prescription medication. But anyway, I gotta go. I gotta let up a point. It's a date.
Dave Anthony
Dr. Bradley is a victim of the cocaine habit. It is said that his practice two years ago was worth 10,000 a year. About 16 months ago, he began to experiment on himself with cocaine.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, I'm going to call it that next time I do.
Katie Nolan
I'm just experimenting a little with my. On myself with cocaine.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm experimenting on myself with cocaine a little bit.
Katie Nolan
Sorry if my energy's off, guys. I've been running some tests. Tests on myself with cocaine.
Gareth Reynolds
Sorry if I'm hogging all the air in the conversation. I'll be honest. I went to the bathroom a little while ago and experimented on myself with a lot of cocaine.
Dave Anthony
Okay. From the start, he acquired a liking for the drug and it ruined him.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, no shit, he did it. That's what happened.
Katie Nolan
That's the findings of the experiment. Loved it.
Dave Anthony
I have yet to meet anyone who's like. Like, this is terrible.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, Nobody's like, I tried it once.
Dave Anthony
His wife is now lying ill at the county hospital suffering from the drug which was administered to her for experiment by her husband.
Katie Nolan
Okay, now that. Now we're crossing the line.
Dave Anthony
No, sweetie, sweetie. Hey, baby, you gotta try this. You know what I Mean, okay, let's do it. Let's do it together.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Dave Anthony
I'd sniff it off your tits. Medically.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay, Medically. Can you imagine being in a relationship where one person's not doing cocaine? That's.
Katie Nolan
I think, with the problem they ran into.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Eventually you have to, too. I can't.
Katie Nolan
Need to get on my page.
Gareth Reynolds
Let's go.
Katie Nolan
Let's experiment with you being on the same page as me.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes. Yes.
Dave Anthony
I'll never forget in. Oh. Because we did a lot of cocaine in high school. In high school, I went to a. All my friends are doing cocaine. And I couldn't. I couldn't. I don't remember why I couldn't, but I couldn't.
Gareth Reynolds
I know why.
Katie Nolan
You were high school. I think I started when I was 4.
Gareth Reynolds
Imagine being like, I couldn't. I can't tonight.
Dave Anthony
And I. For some reason, I was at their house and my buddy Eddie just kept talking about how he wanted to open a bank that makes change. And I kept saying, how would you make money?
Katie Nolan
He's making money and he's. By making it into change. Change is money.
Gareth Reynolds
It's a fee.
Dave Anthony
No, he just. Someone brings a dollar and you give them four quarters that you're not. Because think about.
Gareth Reynolds
Think about like a Thomas Cook or something like that. They take cut. There's a cut. You're not thinking about the cut. I've done a little bit of the. I've been experimenting on myself this morning, honestly.
Dave Anthony
Dr. Bradley is a graduate of the Harvard Medical School.
Katie Nolan
Wow. Prestigious. Maybe it wasn't yet. I think it was. Or was it the only one?
Dave Anthony
It was kind of always.
Katie Nolan
It might be the only medical school at that point.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, it's not a lot. Honestly.
Katie Nolan
I do like the experimenting on. With cocaine is a way that. Because that story told now is that the lady did too much coke and went to the hospital, but now the story is that he experimented on me and put me in the hospital. It's like coke, but it's not your fault. Yeah, it's kind of nice.
Gareth Reynolds
I think what you're saying, Katie, I completely agree with this is we've kind of lost the plot when it comes to onus and, you know, blaming the men. Blaming, as we're calling it, is so wrong. It's so in vogue and it's so wrong. Am I doing the thing again?
Dave Anthony
Yeah, you are.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, you are.
Dave Anthony
You are.
Gareth Reynolds
I've been experimenting on myself with Molly lately too, if I'm being honest. My name's.
Dave Anthony
I wish you. I need you to do Molly when you do the podcast, buddy.
Gareth Reynolds
Let's talk off air, cuz I got a buddy.
Dave Anthony
The next headline is wonderful.
Katie Nolan
Okay, okay.
Dave Anthony
German and Chinese.
Katie Nolan
That's it. That's the headline.
Gareth Reynolds
I'll do the German. Katie, you take the other impression. Three, two, one, go. That'll be doing.
Dave Anthony
Your turn, Katie.
Gareth Reynolds
Go ahead.
Dave Anthony
Just do the.
Gareth Reynolds
Katie. I think she can't hear us, Dave, for some reason.
Katie Nolan
You guys hearing me?
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, we got you, Kate. Loud and clear. I don't know what the problem is.
Dave Anthony
Me. Sin and his German wife Alvina were arrested yesterday on a charge of miscegenation. Is that how you say it?
Gareth Reynolds
Misogynation.
Dave Anthony
Misogyn. Misgenation.
Gareth Reynolds
Misgenation.
Dave Anthony
Some. Someone's getting mad at me, right?
Katie Nolan
Does the next sentence clear it up?
Gareth Reynolds
That's a great.
Katie Nolan
I know.
Dave Anthony
I know what it is an alternate.
Gareth Reynolds
Title to the show.
Dave Anthony
It's when you're doing the. The. The naughty with someone of another color, basically.
Katie Nolan
Oh, wow.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, it was a crime. It was a.
Katie Nolan
What the. This guy's in. The German guy's in trouble for having sex with a Chinese person. Is that what's happening?
Dave Anthony
Yeah, yeah, it's a. Yeah, it's a crime, huh?
Gareth Reynolds
Give us 18 months until we start floating this one out again.
Dave Anthony
Seriously.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Dave Anthony
He filed into Justice Kirsten's courtroom this morning and took seats a moment later. They were brought before the justice to show cause why they should not be fined for disorderly conduct. Well, are you guys dropping the by? What?
Katie Nolan
Kissing?
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, what is.
Katie Nolan
Look, we love each other.
Gareth Reynolds
This is so good. Look how good we are at it. This is the different colors. This judge is good.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. Quote, I continued the case, said the justice to give you an opportunity to find the marriage certificate which you yesterday claimed you had. Oh, have you got it?
Gareth Reynolds
So they're saying, we can do this because we're married. And the judge is like, that will work.
Dave Anthony
I'm gonna need to prove it because I crazy. There better be a law that you people of different ethnicities can do stuff.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
It's a good time. Yeah, that is a good time.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
But also, in some places, it was illegal to marry someone of a different race, so.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, that's what I was imagining would be also an issue. But for him, he's like, that's okay.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I believe that was married. That's less disgusting to me.
Dave Anthony
I believe that until. Until like the 60s, I believe that was illegal in a lot of states. Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
States.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. A white person, black person could absolutely not marry for a Very long time in a lot of states.
Gareth Reynolds
Sometimes it feels like racially, we have a real checkered past.
Dave Anthony
I don't know what you're talking about.
Gareth Reynolds
I know, I, I.
Katie Nolan
You know what, Gareth? I will encourage you not to look into it. I really don't think it's helpful to learn about it or, like, look into it at all. Like, live in the now, you know?
Gareth Reynolds
My instinct is that we didn't, but you're right. The idea that I'm trying to put a finer point.
Katie Nolan
This is the past. Stop worrying about it, dude. Just chill. Yeah, Just chill and ride it out.
Gareth Reynolds
Thank you for having such a kind of casual.
Dave Anthony
What's your last name for the list?
Gareth Reynolds
Gareth Nolan. First name? Katie. I've been going by Katie a lot lately.
Dave Anthony
The document referred to was handed to His Honor and found to be in regular form. These people are legally married, and unless you have more evidence against them, I shall discharge them. There being no further evidence. The Chinaman and his wife were told to.
Gareth Reynolds
God.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep.
Katie Nolan
Just, you know, that was a non story. I mean, what a.
Dave Anthony
It was a total non story.
Katie Nolan
They had to prove it. They proved it. And he was like, they're good. That story is basically these two allowed to fuck.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yes, they're allowed to. Yeah. You may go back to fucking.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
It's the double discharge. I'm sorry.
Dave Anthony
A crowd of women again ejected from the church.
Katie Nolan
Oh, no.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, hold on. This could be good. Let's see where this goes. Pop the brakes.
Dave Anthony
The committee of parishioners of St Stephen's Church held an informal meeting tonight and made arrangements for the district.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, guys, let's not do the robes. Whatever you want to wear.
Dave Anthony
Zaka, wear shorts and a tank top.
Gareth Reynolds
Absolutely. Can I sit my. Can my pew be backwards and I put my legs around it? Yes, absolutely. Chuck.
Dave Anthony
It's informal.
Gareth Reynolds
There we go.
Dave Anthony
And made arrangements for the distribution of the books, for the collections for the McGlin Fund. Dr. Schrady stated that Dr. McGlin was greatly improved, but that he would not make his statement public for several days. An exciting scene occurred at St. Stephen's Church tonight that might have culminated in a big row had it not been for the arrival of the police. The basement of the church was locked all day, but the body of the church was left open.
Gareth Reynolds
What the fuck? That's a really weird. What?
Katie Nolan
What?
Gareth Reynolds
The body of the church. The regular part.
Katie Nolan
I don't think I need to know.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, then why is it a basement? Call it an asshole.
Dave Anthony
Well, they're talking about the Upstairs. What? That doesn't even.
Katie Nolan
The feet of the church or rock the body.
Gareth Reynolds
The torso, feet. Sorry, you're right. I don't know why I want to.
Katie Nolan
Sat on the ground. I don't know. We're built different.
Gareth Reynolds
How do you get rid of your worms?
Dave Anthony
Oh, God damn it.
Katie Nolan
I forget that you're a stump, Gareth. I completely forgot.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes, well, I mean, not only a stump, but I. Yeah, a lot of. I do the scoot and I make eye contact with Dave. When I do it, I'm like. I'm curing myself, Father. Okay, the body's open.
Dave Anthony
The body's open. A large crowd assembled this Evening, and about 9:30, 200 women succeeded in forcing their way into the basement where they surrounded Dr. McGlynn's confessional.
Katie Nolan
Let's go. What's about to go down? I'm into it.
Dave Anthony
Ty, what is happening?
Gareth Reynolds
I like that he went in the confessional like it was like a time booth. He said, damn it. The women have figured out that this is just a regular box.
Dave Anthony
I mean, what is going on?
Gareth Reynolds
It's awesome, though. It really is great to be now. What has happened is there. I'm so excited.
Katie Nolan
I hope it's a seance. I hope something's going down. This man's.
Dave Anthony
We're not getting. We're not getting any answers.
Katie Nolan
Oh, we aren't?
Dave Anthony
Dr. Dr. Dolly went downstairs and asked them to leave. He was driven out and called to the police, who finally succeeded in clearing the women out. The women hissed Father Donnelly and made fun of the officers. Good.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
What in the.
Katie Nolan
You called the cops because a bunch of girls showed up to your party?
Dave Anthony
Well, I mean, yeah, that sounds not. That sounds not as good as.
Gareth Reynolds
You're right. You have a very good point. There's too many women at my event.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Gareth Reynolds
It's horrifying. Hot ones. Oh, my God. I'm gonna prescribe myself a little bit of the cocaine.
Katie Nolan
Bunch of too many hot girls in my basement. Please clear them out like they're cockroaches. Handle it.
Dave Anthony
Oh, he was a big. He was a big muckety muck.
Katie Nolan
And that were to mean. If that were to mean something, it.
Gareth Reynolds
Would be, let's say. Let's say the listeners who don't know what you're saying, tell them specifically so that Katie and I can just not worry about their experience the whole show.
Dave Anthony
He was a very big Catholic priest and social reformer in New York. Big, big, big, big muckety muckey.
Gareth Reynolds
So idiots listening. Are you happy? Thank you.
Katie Nolan
We do that for you.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Obviously, we know this whole thing is two experts explaining stuff to people.
Katie Nolan
That's right.
Gareth Reynolds
This whole ruse of the show.
Dave Anthony
Jesus Christ.
Gareth Reynolds
Two geniuses hanging out, chewing the fat over stuff they know.
Dave Anthony
I mean, just. Just stop it.
Gareth Reynolds
What?
Dave Anthony
Ms. Kemper's plea. An immense throng was attracted to the Law and Equity Court this morning to hear the arguments of Ms. A.C. kemper in the Anderson Will case. The case has been on trial for several weeks. Ms. Kemper, who is one of the litigants, has been managing her own part of the case, springing rules of evidence and interrogating the witnesses. Ms. Kemper was seated in front of the jury, and she read her argument in a clear but tremulous voice. It's tremulous. Anyone know what tremulous is?
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, it's Katharine Hepburn.
Katie Nolan
I was gonna say unwavering, but I feel like tremulous sounds like it's full of wavering.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
So. No, I don't know what that means.
Gareth Reynolds
Dave, for the idiots listening, not ending the podcast.
Katie Nolan
I can do tremulous. I can look that up.
Dave Anthony
Up.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. This. Just because he's listening to this show.
Dave Anthony
I got it already shaking or quivering.
Katie Nolan
Ah.
Gareth Reynolds
Katherine Heerny in On Golden Pond. Yeah, On Golden Pond.
Dave Anthony
In On Golden Pond.
Gareth Reynolds
I'll tell you.
Dave Anthony
So she was sitting for the jury. She read in a tremous voice. She then stated to the jury that she was no lawyer and no advocate for women's rights.
Katie Nolan
Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Interesting ending.
Katie Nolan
That's popular. I'm no feminist. That's it. She's one of those.
Dave Anthony
That's right.
Katie Nolan
But I guess when you're representing yourself, you are hoping they pick you, so I guess it does make sense in the comments.
Gareth Reynolds
It was probably the only way to sway the men in the jury.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm not a woman or a lawyer.
Katie Nolan
Listen, I hate ladies as much as you guys.
Gareth Reynolds
All right, I'm listening.
Dave Anthony
I would imagine the jury's all men, right? At this point?
Gareth Reynolds
Yes, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dave Anthony
She was simply a plain woman managing her own case and appealing to a jury of sensible men for what she considered her dues.
Gareth Reynolds
And it works, too. The guys are like.
Katie Nolan
They're like, oh, she's not like other girls.
Gareth Reynolds
She's great.
Dave Anthony
She doesn't want to be doing this. She wants me at home baking pie.
Gareth Reynolds
Look at these beautiful men. Well, all right, let's hear her out. All right.
Dave Anthony
I will not insult your intelligence by arguing any points of law. She said, that is the best.
Katie Nolan
Brilliant.
Gareth Reynolds
That is brilliant.
Katie Nolan
How brilliant?
Gareth Reynolds
That is how you do it.
Katie Nolan
That's how you do it.
Gareth Reynolds
That's the way you get into the male brain. I'm not gonna bore you geniuses with details and facts. Well, thank you. Good. She gets it.
Dave Anthony
This is a law and equity court, and I give my case into your hands, resting on the law of the evidence. Smaller words, lady.
Gareth Reynolds
Tiny words. Brain too big.
Dave Anthony
The suit was to break the will of James Anderson, who had left Ms. Kemper and a brother out in the division of his property.
Katie Nolan
Uh oh.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay.
Dave Anthony
The jury decided against miss Kemper.
Katie Nolan
Uh oh. It didn't work all that, you fool.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
You said women suck. You cozied right up to power, and what did it do? It left you at the end of.
Gareth Reynolds
The day, I still remember her to be woman. And that not okay for me. Even though woman wise, she not. Worst one. She okay. Terrible. But other guy man, too. He wouldn't. My brother. Your Honor, I. Rest. You're not a lawyer. I'm tired, exhausted.
Katie Nolan
That is just a beautiful story. Just a beautiful story. It sums it all up.
Gareth Reynolds
It sure does.
Katie Nolan
It's exactly how it goes.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Oh, sister, believe me, we've been through it.
Katie Nolan
And then she's gonna come crying back to us, going, oh, man. Right. And you're gonna go, well, hold on.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
Well, now, hold on.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, listen, I think as a CIS man on the show, all the genders have been through a lot and.
Katie Nolan
Right.
Gareth Reynolds
It's really hard.
Katie Nolan
Important to remember. You're right.
Gareth Reynolds
It's been tough for Dave and I. Yeah. The whole thing. So.
Dave Anthony
I feel like you're not giving us enough.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
It does feel like you've been throwing up a lot.
Katie Nolan
I keep giving you guys a lot.
Gareth Reynolds
Which we love. We love those.
Katie Nolan
Multiple thumbs up.
Gareth Reynolds
We love those. We love the thumbs. There you go. Yeah. All right. For those listening and not watching, Katie just gave the rector symbol.
Dave Anthony
Romeo is very despondent. This is out of Lewiston, Maine. Romeo Doucet, whose wife pretended to have committed suicide by drowning and then stole away from town, returned this evening for Manchester.
Gareth Reynolds
You can't do that. You're not okay to do the circle back.
Dave Anthony
No, he circled back. She's the one who. She didn't circle back. She.
Katie Nolan
Say it again. She pretended to kill herself.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes.
Katie Nolan
By drowning.
Dave Anthony
Romeo's wife pretended to have committed suicide by drowning and then stole away from town, returned this evening from Manchester. I think that is him returning.
Katie Nolan
He returned.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, he returned. Then how do we know she.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, how do we know she's not dead? Good question.
Dave Anthony
He was not accompanied by his wife. Well, yeah, because she like.
Gareth Reynolds
But how did she.
Dave Anthony
She. She. She didn't want to be with you so much. She pretended to drown in a lake.
Katie Nolan
Or literally killed herself. I'm still waiting to see how we know she was joking.
Gareth Reynolds
I agree. I think there is an element of him being like, the whole thing was a big goof, but I'm letting her go.
Katie Nolan
No, no. It's a gone girl situation. You don't know what that is yet, but you got to take my word for it. This is a real gone girl.
Gareth Reynolds
Trust me. This is funny, not sad. It's a funny gone girl. There's no. I feel like she's definitely dead, and this guy's just full of it.
Dave Anthony
He says she was at work in a hotel at New Boston, but will give no particulars of their meeting. He is very despondent, and it is not likely that she will ever live with him again.
Katie Nolan
You don't say.
Gareth Reynolds
Because she's. Or anyone.
Katie Nolan
So is he saying he met with her in a hotel?
Gareth Reynolds
Yes.
Katie Nolan
And then they'd have no record of it happening. And he's like, no, she said she's not coming back. So that clears up that.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep, that's exactly what happened.
Dave Anthony
Hold on.
Gareth Reynolds
She died. I think he killed her.
Dave Anthony
He's sad, you guys.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, he's sad.
Gareth Reynolds
True.
Katie Nolan
Man said woman lie.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Thank you, Katie. Thank you for getting it. I definitely think that he killed her, and then he was like, she faked it. I talked to her today. We're very happy, but not getting back together. I saw her. She's well.
Dave Anthony
She's very. Well.
Gareth Reynolds
He's a dude.
Dave Anthony
Woodhaven Snake story.
Katie Nolan
Story. You're saying that was end of story on that?
Gareth Reynolds
What. What more do you want out of it?
Katie Nolan
Good question. You're right.
Gareth Reynolds
Right. Thank you.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, I mean, we got total resolve on that story. The woman. The man said, we're not snakes.
Gareth Reynolds
We've moved on to snakes.
Dave Anthony
Woodhaven Snake story. This is out of Brooklyn, N.Y. t. Brett and Company's chemical works are situated in the village of Woodhaven. Celestial Burdoin. It's a terrible name. The night watchman.
Gareth Reynolds
Celestial.
Katie Nolan
Celestial is the night watchman. That's amazing.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, that's a Celestial Bourdoin.
Dave Anthony
What else are you gonna do? What else?
Katie Nolan
What else are you bordoing at night other than staring up at the stars?
Gareth Reynolds
What are you purdoing doing in the day?
Dave Anthony
Bertoyne is the night watchman and lives with his wife and two daughters in an old, dilapidated frame house on the premises.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, I invited you over for an interview. He lives with his family in a big old hole.
Katie Nolan
His wife can't cook.
Gareth Reynolds
His wife can't cook. Kids are ugly and his house sucks.
Dave Anthony
The younger of the two girls is a pretty and healthy looking child.
Gareth Reynolds
Easy, buddy. Don't pull a Dave Anthony with the high school girls who every road and.
Dave Anthony
Has reached her 12th year.
Gareth Reynolds
Easy. Christ. No.
Katie Nolan
What in the paper. This is in the Boston Globe.
Dave Anthony
All he said was that she's. She's. She's pretty and healthy.
Katie Nolan
He's got a shush house and a hot 12 year old.
Dave Anthony
David Herky new breasts.
Gareth Reynolds
David. David. Crazy.
Dave Anthony
That's how you describe a young lass?
Katie Nolan
Yeah. What else do you want him to talk about? Her precocious personality.
Gareth Reynolds
What she was doing for fun.
Katie Nolan
She's supposed to be seen.
Gareth Reynolds
She's 12. Gonna be pretty hot anyway.
Katie Nolan
What was this article about anyway? Dibs. But anyway, she's 12.
Gareth Reynolds
Probable dibs. So I met this guy's shithole house where his wife can't cook and he's got a hot daughter. In the future, probably. No shame.
Dave Anthony
Ms. Be for many years has made up her own wine from elderberries that grow in the woods nearby. Sure. I mean, yeah. That's what you do. That's what you do.
Gareth Reynolds
I would not drink that. Want some elderberry juice?
Dave Anthony
Yes. Get loaded, Gareth.
Gareth Reynolds
I would do it for sure.
Katie Nolan
Makes your 12 year old look a lot hotter if I drink a little bit.
Gareth Reynolds
You have to excuse me, I find you a 12 year old attractive. I've been drinking forest elderberry.
Dave Anthony
What's it?
Gareth Reynolds
And I was prescribed cocaine by my physician this morning.
Dave Anthony
Does your daughter like cocaine? Yet.
Gareth Reynolds
Every man hopped up on forest wine coked out of his face. Kids are hot.
Katie Nolan
Is that crazy?
Gareth Reynolds
Am I nuts?
Dave Anthony
The work of gathering the berries fell upon Christina. And when she returned home from one of these errands a little over a year ago, she complained of pains in the stomach.
Katie Nolan
Is Christina the 12 year old? Sorry, I think I talked through that. Or is that the wife that's the 12 year old? The hotties. A little hottie.
Dave Anthony
Hot. Little hot. Hot stuff. Little. Little miss. You know, Showing it off.
Katie Nolan
Totally. The more you say, the less I want to be here anymore.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, I like younger berries.
Katie Nolan
When you do it, it makes me scared.
Gareth Reynolds
I agree. I agree. Katie. I agree.
Katie Nolan
It's very funny. It just makes me feel unsafe when you say it.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm like okay. And when Dave say it, Dev says that I'm like, like. Are we going to be able to do this show next week?
Dave Anthony
It's fine. I'm just saying there's A precocious young lass in the forest.
Gareth Reynolds
David. David, run it around.
Katie Nolan
She came back. She doesn't feel good. Shouldn't feel good. Sounds like a prime candidate for experiments.
Gareth Reynolds
I don't think none of us do when you talk, Dave, if we wanted.
Katie Nolan
To toss cocaine in a kid, the.
Dave Anthony
Usual house remedies were applied, but they.
Gareth Reynolds
I would love to hear what those are.
Katie Nolan
What are those at this point? Where are we?
Dave Anthony
Put some beetles in your eyes.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Honestly? Yeah. Here, swallow this trout whole.
Katie Nolan
Now take the blood out of her.
Gareth Reynolds
There we go.
Katie Nolan
Remove her blood just for a moment.
Gareth Reynolds
And now we'll replace it with goldfish.
Dave Anthony
But as they failed to give any relief, a physician was called in. Oh, so they did that without the physician. That was just the.
Gareth Reynolds
Try your home remedies first.
Katie Nolan
Of course. That's why they're home.
Gareth Reynolds
And then the doctor comes in and gives her coke.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. His medicines also failed, and other physicians were consulted with the same result.
Gareth Reynolds
Awesome.
Katie Nolan
But. Hmm.
Dave Anthony
Acting upon the advice of a friend, Ms. Bourdoin took the girl to a hospital.
Katie Nolan
That's. You needed a friend to advise that maybe the next step here would be Hospital.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah.
Dave Anthony
Hear me out. You should go to a place where there's people who help sick people.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, but let me ask you this, Dave. Back then, are you better to go to a doctor or to just give yourself the best chance by just going through it?
Dave Anthony
I think with something like this, I think you're okay going to a hospital, because I think it's more when you get into the surgery thing.
Gareth Reynolds
Surgeries.
Katie Nolan
I was gonna say, is this back when they thought bad smells made you sick? Is this that time period, or is this after that?
Dave Anthony
On the edge. On the edge.
Katie Nolan
Good.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
You tell me. Bad smells don't make you sick, I don't think.
Katie Nolan
But covet. I mean, what was that if not a smell? We got it in the air.
Gareth Reynolds
So here's the. For me, I love the smell of COVID So I just. It's really damning for me. I don't want to get it, but I honestly. Sometimes I'm out and I'm like, same about coke.
Katie Nolan
That's how I feel about coke. I just like the way it smells.
Gareth Reynolds
Completely agree.
Dave Anthony
That's how I feel about what comes out of the forest when we're picking berries.
Gareth Reynolds
Dave. David.
Dave Anthony
Here we go. This was on Saturday last, and from then until Tuesday, the girl's suffering were intense. She occasionally remarked that she. Oh, sorry I missed this part. A physician took charge of the case at the hospital, tried Several experiments, and as a last resort, ordered the girl.
Gareth Reynolds
That's not what you want to hear. We're gonna try some stuff I've only.
Katie Nolan
Dreamed of on your hot 12 year old.
Gareth Reynolds
Your 12 year old so hot. Let me see if I can punch her up a little.
Dave Anthony
Ordered the girl too fast for three consecutive days, so she should stop eating right now.
Katie Nolan
That's what they're doing to us now on Tick Tock.
Gareth Reynolds
That's true.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, they're really pushing that. Hey, what if you just didn't eat for four days? That'd be really cute.
Gareth Reynolds
Great. I'll tell you, TikTok.
Dave Anthony
TikTok's great for. For body stuff.
Katie Nolan
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I definitely was floating out there to people I know that I might try to not eat for a week. And everyone was like, should you? What are you doing? My algorithm's hurting my life.
Dave Anthony
It's fine. No, I think it's really important to take a society that has a really terrible problem with young teen ladies having a body, and instead of fixing that, just making the boys have them.
Katie Nolan
Also, yes, Intermittent fasting.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, it's different. It's not anorexia.
Katie Nolan
No, no, you just don't eat for most of the day.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm in high ketosis. I am ketosis. I just become a God. I am ketosis. Oh, God on a cliff's edge. Poseidon joint ketosis. We shall own everything, all the elements.
Dave Anthony
Anyway, so I stopped following that guy.
Gareth Reynolds
I am ketosis.
Dave Anthony
This was on Saturday last, and from then until Tuesday, the girl's sufferings were intense. She occasionally remarked that she, quote, felt something alive inside of her.
Katie Nolan
Okay, okay.
Gareth Reynolds
No, I don't know.
Katie Nolan
I don't want. If we hadn't started where we started, I agree. I'd be where I am right now.
Gareth Reynolds
I don't want to do it either.
Katie Nolan
I don't like it.
Gareth Reynolds
We're not gonna do it.
Dave Anthony
Going to a good place. Which she claimed rose in her throat at intervals.
Gareth Reynolds
All right, I gotta. I'm actually gonna take a 20. You guys finish intervals, like in and.
Katie Nolan
Out and in and out of her throat. You're saying live.
Dave Anthony
Up and down, Come out for a little light and air and then go back in.
Gareth Reynolds
I literally had to look up to see if he was reading. I was like, please tell me he's not reading. I was like, is he really reading?
Katie Nolan
It's crazy that the best case scenario here is that you're about to reveal they put, like, a bug in her or something. The best case scenario is. Oh, that's right.
Gareth Reynolds
Wasn't this all about, but doesn't have. Katie. Please. I'm trying. I know. Okay, here's what's going to happen. We're gonna delete the episode because we can't do it. We can't do this. Quit sipping gin, weirdo.
Dave Anthony
Why do you guys hate doctors and medicine? Dave, it's just a traditional medical story.
Gareth Reynolds
Please finish this one. One or end it.
Katie Nolan
Thank you. Either.
Gareth Reynolds
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have to go to the rectory after this. Does it matter? No.
Dave Anthony
Tuesday. Tuesday came at last, and the girl and her mother visited the hospital. To the physician, the girl gave a description of her sufferings and the doctor forthwith began his work. The girl was compelled to open her mouth as wide as possible.
Gareth Reynolds
Hurry.
Katie Nolan
While the physician can open it half wide.
Dave Anthony
Can it open more?
Katie Nolan
It's half wide. Fine.
Gareth Reynolds
Treat it like a straw, then maybe you'll find it. I'm sorry.
Dave Anthony
While the physician continually slapped her on the back.
Katie Nolan
What the. I think that's.
Dave Anthony
That's.
Katie Nolan
Now they're trying to get her to cough.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was repeated several times until the doctor hurriedly seized a pair of pincers, placed them in the girl's mouth and drew from her throat a stone snake fully eight inches long.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
What the.
Katie Nolan
So average.
Gareth Reynolds
What?
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God.
Gareth Reynolds
No, the worst part.
Dave Anthony
Look, the good news.
Katie Nolan
And it was in her. It's dead, right? It's got to be dead. It's been in there for a reason. It's in your stomach. Acid.
Dave Anthony
No.
Gareth Reynolds
What the.
Dave Anthony
Because it's not a snake. It's a.
Gareth Reynolds
What is she? David Blaine.
Katie Nolan
Parasite.
Gareth Reynolds
I thought you said. Oh, like a tapeworm.
Dave Anthony
They're calling it a snake, but yeah, it's like a tapewormy type. Yeah.
Katie Nolan
They're idiots.
Gareth Reynolds
I actually love eating snake. May I? Some reason. I've got it too. Yeah. I'm not feeling so good.
Katie Nolan
All this took it right. Put it right back in.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't mind if I do. These are quite a delicacy where I'm from.
Dave Anthony
I think that's how you get some parasites out is like you put like milk or something in front of you. It'll.
Gareth Reynolds
No, you. There's like, you d. Truly. You dangle like something in front of it and then the tapeworm's like, what's that going on?
Katie Nolan
I could taste a little bit. The dessert's out. Oh, okay.
Gareth Reynolds
And then it comes out of you and you're like. They quaint a lot. Oh, no.
Dave Anthony
How do you get the. How does the tapeworm happen in the first place? Though.
Katie Nolan
Elderberries.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Katie Nolan
I can't be picking elderberries in your back. In your back. Forest.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't go.
Katie Nolan
Don't do it.
Dave Anthony
The cool. The cool thing is with rfk, we're gonna learn how tapeworms happen again.
Gareth Reynolds
I believe he is a tapeworm.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, we're about to know. There's one in his brain. I don't know if they still do.
Gareth Reynolds
I should tell everybody right now. I'm actually a parasite. Parasitic worm.
Dave Anthony
H. At the site, the girl fainted away and it was a long time before she could be restored to consciousness. Yeah, no, she was taken. She was taken home and was seen by a. By a reporter this afternoon. By a reporter. Cried bitterly when the subject of her trouble was broached. Yeah, she's 12. She doesn't want everyone to know she had a snake inside her.
Katie Nolan
Listen, we booked an interview with this broad, but when I tried to bring up the only thing I wanted to ask, she cried. Ride like a little baby.
Gareth Reynolds
What's this?
Katie Nolan
Hot 12 year old.
Gareth Reynolds
Sexy 12 year olds. Really hold on to trauma.
Katie Nolan
They just pulled a worm out of this girl's throat and she doesn't want to talk to me about.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
Katie Nolan
Good luck to whatever man marries her next year.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, right.
Gareth Reynolds
Which is gonna be me.
Dave Anthony
You better not have been ruined by a snake already.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, I don't know if we could top that. Dave, is that. You have one more or are we done? I mean, that's.
Dave Anthony
We're not done with this one. She said the doctor's theory is that a very small snake must have been on a branch of a bush. And that in eating the berries, as I did, I must have swallowed the reptile. And it has been growing ever since.
Katie Nolan
Damn. She was eating while she was picking. You're not supposed to do that.
Dave Anthony
What?
Gareth Reynolds
No. That's how a snake could jump through your throat without you knowing.
Katie Nolan
It was in an old rhyme that they taught us. Maybe it wasn't around yet, but absolutely. Eat the berries. You know? You know it goes. Gareth.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Otherwise the snake will bury inside your tummy and you won't know. That's why in the forest you shouldn't go. If you're doing it right, then you'll feel okay. Don't let the snake bury away inside your esophagus and your tiny guts. Boy, these girls look like they're hot. Anyway. We gotta go and we can't. We're unable to. We are. I. I don't. That. That one was fucking horrible. Yeah, that was a horrible story. So what Better way to end a show of nightmares.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, that feels like it. Gareth has to go. Gareth has other stuff to do.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, actually, sheriff's here. I don't know what his deal is. The taser's out and they seem pretty upset. I'm not sure what they happening. I'm almost done. Assholes. Katie, thank you for joining us. People should go listen to Casuals.
Katie Nolan
Yeah. Dave.
Dave Anthony
Kate as a sports lady and when this comes out, people are in it. But the next three episodes of the Dollop are Pete Rose.
Katie Nolan
Oh, my God, like you get into all of that.
Dave Anthony
Speaking of 12 year olds.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, I mean, speaking of turns out.
Katie Nolan
Good. That's exciting. That's good, exciting stuff. The spoiler alert. The good news news, he's dead, so.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, he is dead, actually.
Katie Nolan
Wait. Oh, you recorded it already is what you're saying. I was gonna say G isn't supposed to know. I thought this is really ruining the TV magic we recorded, but you recorded it already.
Gareth Reynolds
Thank you for doing it. Katie, will you send Burns your audio?
Katie Nolan
Yeah, I will. How do I do? Oh, I think you get. Did he. Did you send me a link?
Gareth Reynolds
I think he should.
Dave Anthony
He should have let me look.
Katie Nolan
Can I look or do you. Do I need to run away and hide? No, I don't have a link yet.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay, I'll text them to send you one.
Katie Nolan
Okay, cool. I love this Echo. It rules. Okay, bye. This was fun.
Gareth Reynolds
Thank you so much, Katie.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, thank you.
Dave Anthony
Thank you.
Gareth Reynolds
Bye.
Katie Nolan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Some of these days you'll miss me, honey.
Katie Nolan
Some of these days.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, dollop fans. I know you love the dollop. You love listening to the dollop. Do you want to watch the dollop? You're like, gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five parter animation, which is actually like a 22 minute episode or 30 minute episode, I can't remember, of the rube, you can go to LakeSide Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome, awesome animation of the rube. It really genuinely kicks ass and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the rube.
Podcast Summary: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Episode 126 - "The Past Times with Katie Nolan"
Release Date: May 23, 2025
In Episode 126 of The Dollop, titled "The Past Times with Katie Nolan," hosts Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds welcome renowned comedian and podcast host Katie Nolan to delve into intriguing and often bizarre historical events. The episode combines humor with historical exploration, offering listeners a rich and entertaining journey through past newspaper headlines and stories.
The episode kicks off with Dave Anthony announcing The Dollop tour dates, which the hosts later skip as per the summary guidelines. Gareth Reynolds introduces Katie Nolan, praising her multifaceted involvement in the podcasting world and her new show, Casuals. The trio engages in lighthearted banter, highlighting Katie’s podcasting prowess and her exhaustion from juggling multiple shows.
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Katie humorously downplays her multitasking, mentioning her method of managing multiple recordings by staying in the studio to handle technical aspects, despite joking about being "incompetent."
The first historical story tackled involves Reverend Howard Widemere, the rector of the Protestant Episcopal Church of the Beloved Disciple in Philadelphia. Widemere faces a defamation lawsuit after releasing a letter from Reverend George Dean, accusing him unequivocally of adultery and bigamy.
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The discussion highlights the serious nature of the case juxtaposed with the hosts' humorous takes on the ecclesiastical terminology and the gravity of the accusations.
The second story explores the tumultuous marriage of Ms. Adele Livingston Stevens, who deserted her husband to marry the Marquis de Talleyrand Perigord, an American-born nobleman. The couple's open travel and eventual return to New York, leading to mutual divorces, caused significant societal uproar in their time.
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The hosts playfully critique the dynamics of the marriage and the societal norms of the era, infusing humor into the recounting of the scandal.
The most outlandish tale covered in the episode involves a young girl suffering from severe stomach pains, who purportedly had a "stone snake" extracted from her throat by a physician after a series of ineffective home remedies failed.
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The hosts navigate the strange medical practices of the past with their characteristic humor, questioning the plausibility and ethical aspects of such treatments while maintaining a comedic tone.
As the episode wraps up, the conversation shifts towards lighter topics, including endorsements for Factor Meals and animated collaborations with Lakeside Animation. The hosts and Katie Nolan continue their humorous interactions, pondering over the historical narratives they dissected and contemplating future episodes.
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Despite the episode’s deep dive into serious and bizarre historical events, the hosts maintain a playful and irreverent demeanor, ensuring that the content remains engaging and entertaining for listeners.
Episode 126 of The Dollop masterfully blends historical exploration with sharp wit and comedic dialogue. With Katie Nolan’s insightful contributions, the trio offers a captivating narrative that balances factual recounting with humorous interpretation, making history both accessible and amusing for audiences.
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These quotes encapsulate the hosts' humorous and candid style, enhancing the episode’s engaging atmosphere.