Podcast Summary: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
Episode 134 - The Past Times with Drew Morgan
Release Date: July 18, 2025

Introduction and Guest Introduction (00:00 - 01:00)

In the 134th episode of The Dollop, hosts Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds welcome their guest, Drew Morgan, to the show. Gareth humorously remarks on Drew being the latest addition to their trio of guests, following previous guests Trey and Corey, who each brought their unique personalities to the podcast.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (00:04): "I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before. And neither is our guest this week, the great Drew Morgan."

Touring and Personal Anecdotes (01:00 - 04:00)

Drew shares details about his upcoming comedy tour, including stops in Knoxville and Denver, highlighting his commitment to balancing his career with family life as a father of almost two years old. The banter continues with jokes about being an "absent father" once his child turns three, referencing Dr. Gabor Maté's theories on early childhood importance.

Notable Quote:
Drew Morgan (01:39): "I sort of promised myself to be off the road as much as possible, so I'm going to be touring next year. He's almost two and it's great."

Humorous Exchange on Clothing and Perceptions (02:00 - 04:00)

The conversation shifts to Drew's experience wearing a "Virginia's for Losers" hat, a play on the traditional "Virginia is for Lovers" slogan. They discuss the social perceptions and judgments drawn by wearing such a hat at places like Chick-fil-A, leading to humorous speculation about others' thoughts on his attire.

Notable Quote:
Drew Morgan (02:10): "It's a gay hat. It's a rainbow right there. Gay fan gave me that."

Introduction to Drew's Other Podcast and Show Themes (04:00 - 05:30)

Drew introduces his other podcast, Gravy Baby, co-hosted with Carmen Morales and DJ Lewis. The show focuses on exploring joy through a comedic lens, dubbing it "Good Vibes for Trash People," positioning themselves against the backdrop of "toxic positivity." This segment emphasizes the hosts' recurring theme of balancing humor with darker or more serious undertones.

Notable Quote:
Drew Morgan (04:18): "The concept here is 'Good Vibes for Trash People.' Toxic positivity? This is positive toxicity."

Diving into the 1909 Trenton Evening Times - "Flying Hoof" Story (05:30 - 35:00)

The core of the episode revolves around dissecting a January 21, 1909, edition of the Trenton Evening Times, focusing on a sensational headline: "Flying Hoof."

Initial Reactions and Setting the Scene (06:00 - 10:00)

Drew begins by guessing the publication date of the newspaper, settling on 1952, while Dave and Gareth humorously critique the chaotic guesswork. Upon revealing the actual date, the trio delves into the historical context of morning and evening newspapers common until the 1990s.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (07:03): "So, they were always doing evenings too, isn't that?"

Analyzing the "Flying Hoof" Headline (10:00 - 20:00)

The hosts explore the newspaper's account of sightings related to the Jersey Devil, a legendary cryptid in South Jersey folklore. They discuss varying descriptions—from winged bipeds with hooves to comparisons with other mythical creatures like the Mothman. The conversation is laced with humor, skepticism, and playful theories about the creature's nature and the credibility of the witnesses.

Notable Quote:
Drew Morgan (10:35): "The Jersey Devil, also known as the Leeds Devil, is a legendary creature or cryptid, said to inhabit the forests of South Jersey."

Plaster Molds and Public Reaction (20:00 - 30:00)

Continuing with the newspaper's narrative, the discussion shifts to the creation of plaster molds from alleged hoof prints, which drew public fascination and potential hysteria. The hosts humorously critique the seriousness of the investigation, debating whether the accounts are genuine or fabricated for sensationalism.

Notable Quote:
Dave Anthony (16:57): "It's been described by different persons claiming to have actually seen the species..."

Murder Case and Further Speculation (30:00 - 35:00)

An unexpected twist in the newspaper's story reveals a murder linked to the Jersey Devil sightings, prompting the hosts to speculate wildly about the possible connections between the cryptid and criminal activities. The narrative becomes increasingly absurd as they intertwine the mythical with the mundane aspects of early 20th-century life.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (27:22): "Did they really have a murder connected to this?"

Additional Newspaper Stories: Nun Elopement and Absurd Cases (35:00 - 58:00)

Beyond the "Flying Hoof" tale, the episode explores other quirky newspaper stories from the same edition, including:

Nun Elopes with Patient (35:00 - 50:00)

A scandalous story about a nun who disguises herself to elope with her patient, sparking a mix of humor and mock-serious debate about the plausibility and motivations behind such an act in 1909.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (40:12): "He did a one woman orgy tonight. You're a nurse."

Murder and Alcohol-related Chaos (50:00 - 58:00)

The narrative shifts to a character named Jack Maureen who faces legal troubles due to alcohol-related misdemeanors, intertwining his antics with the ongoing cryptid mystery, leading to increasingly tangled and humorous discussions about law, order, and societal norms of the time.

Notable Quote:
Dave Anthony (54:50): "Jack's still at it. He will be given a hearing tonight before judge Ruse stop feeding him."

Comedic Interludes and Continuing Banter (58:00 - 64:35)

Throughout their analysis, Dave, Gareth, and Drew maintain a steady stream of banter, blending historical examination with contemporary humor. They joke about modern parallels, like cryptocurrency names inspired by cryptids and humorous takes on old-fashioned legal proceedings.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (52:18): "You're like a dumbass. Like Drew."

Conclusion and Wrap-Up (64:00 - End)

As the episode nears its end, the hosts reflect on the absurdity and entertainment value of historical newspaper stories. They encourage listeners to engage with Drew's current comedy endeavors and tease upcoming episodes, maintaining their signature blend of humor and insightful commentary.

Notable Quote:
Gareth Reynolds (63:00): "You guys didn't see nothing. Here you go. Fork for everybody."

Key Themes and Insights

• Historical Absurdity: Examining the often bizarre and sensationalist reporting of early 20th-century newspapers, highlighting the contrast between past and present societal concerns.

• Folklore vs. Fact: Delving into local legends like the Jersey Devil, the hosts navigate the thin line between myth and potential reality, infused with comedic skepticism.

• Humor as a Lens: Utilizing humor to dissect and analyze historical events and societal norms, making history entertaining and relatable.

Engaging Elements

• Humorous Skepticism: The hosts consistently apply a comedic lens to historical accounts, questioning the validity of sensational stories with wit and sarcasm.

• Character-Driven Banter: The dynamic between Dave, Gareth, and Drew adds depth to the analysis, with each bringing unique perspectives and humor styles.

• Notable Quotes: Throughout the episode, memorable quotes punctuate the discussion, underscoring key points with laughter-inducing lines.

Example of a Notable Quote with Timestamp:
Drew Morgan (22:16): "I'd invest in Mothman coin."

Conclusion

Episode 134 of The Dollop offers a rich blend of historical exploration and comedic interplay, centered around the sensational "Flying Hoof" story from the 1909 Trenton Evening Times. Through humor and insightful banter, Dave, Gareth, and Drew navigate the eccentricities of early newspaper reporting, local folklore, and the timeless human penchant for storytelling. This episode stands as a testament to the hosts' ability to make history both entertaining and thought-provoking for their audience.