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Dave Anthony
We're going on tour. And this is.
Gareth Reynolds
It's been a while.
Dave Anthony
March 2025 is when our tour is happening. First of all, we're going to Tempe, Arizona, maybe our favorite city of all time.
Gareth Reynolds
It's the best.
Dave Anthony
That is on March 16th. And then we go to Albuquerque, New Mexico, maybe our favorite city ever, we've ever gone to. That's on March 17th. And then we go to Oklahoma City.
Gareth Reynolds
Which is our fav. We often say that it's our number one.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, it's our number one. The best city I've ever been to. That's on March 18th. On March 19th, we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma, our favorite city, without question. And then we head to Dallas, Texas, on March 20th.
Gareth Reynolds
Our favorite city.
Dave Anthony
There's never been a better city than better.
Gareth Reynolds
If you don't like it, you're a Dallas hole.
Dave Anthony
Thank you. And then we go to Houston, Texas, on March 21. City, which is by far the best city. And then we end our tour in Austin, Texas, on March 22 at the Cap City Comedy Club. It's the best city in the entire world.
Gareth Reynolds
Number one city in the world.
Dave Anthony
You can get tickets@dollarpodcast.com tour. You're listening to the Dollop. This is an American history podcast where each week I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to my filth.
Gareth Reynolds
Really? I thought you were going to go sentimental. Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about and many more. Neither does this week's guest. Oh, James, welcome back.
James Caviezel
Thank you. Thanks for having me.
Gareth Reynolds
Here we go. Last one.
Dave Anthony
I've seen some guesses. Yeah, Everybody's been wrong. September 26th, 1968.
Gareth Reynolds
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Dave Anthony
About the Vietnam War.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. The Vietnam War was born.
Dave Anthony
James Patrick Caviezel Jr. Was born in Mount Vernon, Washington. Just a shadow way.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
September 1968.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
Dave Anthony
December 1968. That's when Jesus Christ was born.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. But with more come this time.
Dave Anthony
More come.
James Caviezel
Is he the reincarnation of Robert Kennedy?
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, wow. It's very possible.
Dave Anthony
It is.
James Caviezel
It's technically possible.
Gareth Reynolds
It's actually very likely.
Dave Anthony
James. Mother Margaret was a beauty pageant winner in Illinois, as she says many times, although not on the website.
Gareth Reynolds
What website? Pageants of Illinois.
Dave Anthony
They list all of the winners of the website. She said of the. Of the pages.
Gareth Reynolds
She said she won.
Dave Anthony
She's not on there.
James Caviezel
23 and caviezel.com.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dave Anthony
She got into acting and then she met her future husband, James at a Cast party. He played basketball at UCLA before going to Iowa to enter chiropractic school.
Gareth Reynolds
Nice.
Dave Anthony
And they married. They moved to Washington. Mount Vernon, Washington. He becomes a. He's a chiropractor. She's a. She's a home mom. They have five kids, all raised Catholic.
James Caviezel
If it's more than five, they're Mormon. If it's five, that's straight down the line. Catholic.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. James quote, we're real. This is dad. We're real strong in our faith, the Catholic faith. All the kids grew up that way. To know it's God first, family second and business third, spine last.
James Caviezel
I like to think of my rankings as a series of spinal vertebrae at the top. At the base of the C1. God.
Gareth Reynolds
That's C1. That's God. C4, that's around family time. That's where family.
James Caviezel
All the way down to the base of your spine. Where the coccyx is. Yeah, that's the. That's the. That's the. Your tires on your car. How. The good condition of your tires.
Gareth Reynolds
Tailbone is company picnics.
Dave Anthony
Your anus is Satan.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Anus is where the devil goes. Trust me.
James Caviezel
You know, I always know that I'm talking to a smart person. When you get a guy who's like, you know, the way I see it is this number one, it's got. When there's a. They have a ranking in there, number one, it's God. Number two is country. It's God country. And then, oddly enough, it's my extended family.
Gareth Reynolds
Can't you just have a life?
James Caviezel
Yeah, well, sure. Life is number five, having a life.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean.
Dave Anthony
So like I said, his mom was an actor. They called in the house. They called acting the Blarney. They're fun.
Gareth Reynolds
Not following.
James Caviezel
The mom was an actor?
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
And the blarney.
Dave Anthony
She did like, you know, local stage kind of stuff.
Gareth Reynolds
Did you look it up on the website?
Dave Anthony
The blarney?
Gareth Reynolds
No, the thing. Her resume.
Dave Anthony
Oh. Yeah, she. She just.
Gareth Reynolds
She's a propensity for fitness.
Dave Anthony
Local. Yeah, she just did like local theater.
James Caviezel
Burlesque.
Dave Anthony
Burlesque.
James Caviezel
Whipping stuff.
Gareth Reynolds
Right.
Dave Anthony
Private bachelor parties.
Gareth Reynolds
Right, right. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
So Jim was said to be a very intense kid. He was into sports and religion.
Gareth Reynolds
Sure. In that order.
Dave Anthony
At 14, Jim said he called out to God, quote, can you please help me? Help me find my purpose. Classic 14 year old shit. Just what 14 year old kids do.
Gareth Reynolds
God, what am I doing?
Dave Anthony
God?
Gareth Reynolds
Why?
James Caviezel
Why must I carry out your command? You gave to me to gouge out my own eyes, Lord.
Dave Anthony
Well, God said it's acting.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, God said, oh, wow.
Dave Anthony
God said, you're gonna be an actor. But he wouldn't try acting for years. So it's weird that he asked God when he's 14, got an answer.
Gareth Reynolds
I don't know. I don't think I that right now.
Dave Anthony
I'm gonna try.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, what's the different purpose? Can I get a new purpose?
Dave Anthony
Say football. Say football. Say football.
James Caviezel
God's giving me the wrong answers.
Dave Anthony
So Jim goes to Mount Vernon High School for two years and then a Catholic school and then another Catholic school. So we went to four high schools.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay, that's cool.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, I couldn't stick around at the Catholic schools. He played basketball, so he played basketball. He played basketball all the way through first year of college. Then he got injured. So that that dream's over.
Gareth Reynolds
What's my purpose? Oh, look who comes crawling back. I fuck. I don't act, man.
Dave Anthony
He goes to the University of Washington and while he's there he calls his dad and he asked for $300 because he is going to take modeling pictures. So he did clothing ads. He got an acting agent. So at another interview I found Jim said at 19 God told him to be an actor.
Gareth Reynolds
But he told him that at 14.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, he said that? Yeah. In another interview he said that. Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Get a role on Becker. Try. It's pretty good.
James Caviezel
Quote, God was like, take fountain, it's faster.
Gareth Reynolds
Go down fountain. I have an audition downtown. You won't find parking.
Dave Anthony
Get a Thomas Guide.
Gareth Reynolds
Get a Thomas. Oh my God.
James Caviezel
Remember a four.
Dave Anthony
I remember Dugo Road when I did.
Gareth Reynolds
Kids birthday parties and my boss was like, get a Thomas Guide. And I was like, I can't do this job. I was like, this won't happen.
James Caviezel
I remember my dad was very particular about. He was like, the new Thomas guides are not. You can't. Don't ever get me a new one. It has to be the previous sized. It's smaller because you have to fit in your lap while you're driving.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh my God.
James Caviezel
Yeah, yeah. There's a system to it.
Dave Anthony
There was a system. People that know what we're talking about. We used to have before phones, we had a little. It was a book that had maps.
James Caviezel
It was a big floppy book in your car.
Gareth Reynolds
Tell them about maps, old man. You kids don't know what maps are, do you? Your phones, huh? Well, what are you gonna do with a terrorist? Take out your WI Fi.
James Caviezel
That's the first thing they go for.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, that's right. You won't be able to go on your Tinders or your TikToks, your MapQuest apps will fail you.
Dave Anthony
You know there's a guy with a Thomas guy just waiting for everything to fall.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh yeah. I told you.
James Caviezel
He's like, I have a hand cranked rail car Thomas guy.
Gareth Reynolds
All these roads have changed my plan.
James Caviezel
Yeah, what is this? 105 Freeway, 105 East.
Gareth Reynolds
Where the is the airport. Son of a. My plan. So.
Dave Anthony
So God tells Jim at 19 to be an actor. Quote, I felt this peace I have never felt before. I heard God say, I'd like you to be an actor. I did not know where to go. I was going to take him. It was going to take him to teach me and bring me to the right teachers, the right films to do.
Gareth Reynolds
That is crazy.
Dave Anthony
Yep.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, it's crazy, but it's not like it's so actor crazy.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
To be like God told. Like if there is a God, telling someone to be an actor is the worst advice ever.
James Caviezel
Ever.
Gareth Reynolds
Get Taft Hartley as soon as possible.
James Caviezel
You need three pink slips from SAG aftra, and you're eligible.
Gareth Reynolds
You're now a must. Join Jim.
Dave Anthony
Don't worry, SoMeday Aftra and SAG will join together.
James Caviezel
Yeah, you don't have to join SAG. Just wait a couple of years and you'll automatically be put into it.
Dave Anthony
So he does plays in Seattle. And then, as God intended, he landed a small role in the queer film My Own Private Idaho.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, wow. I did not know that. Hey, God, that's kind of contradictory advice you've given me. Huh?
James Caviezel
Go with me. Go with me.
Gareth Reynolds
Are you sure? Because.
James Caviezel
Go with me.
Gareth Reynolds
There's a lot of gay stuff in this movie. God.
Dave Anthony
Jim, I want you to dance in a bar called the Jackhammer.
Gareth Reynolds
This is just a man through a tube. Who are you? Hey, Jim, it's me, your landlord. Listen, so sorry.
Dave Anthony
So Jim got the role by convincing the casting director he was a recent Italian immigrant.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, wow.
Dave Anthony
His role in the movie was airline clerk.
Gareth Reynolds
And where are you going? What is your destination? Idaho. I never even heard of it. Whoa. Is it private?
Dave Anthony
So that got him into sag. He moves to la, he said on his first day in the city, he walked 25 miles, then took a cab to his hotel and ate a steak.
James Caviezel
He got lost.
Dave Anthony
He did not know where the fuck he was.
Gareth Reynolds
He's got the Thomas guy down.
James Caviezel
He sounds like the halfway point from LAX to downtown was Hermosa Beach, 25.
Gareth Reynolds
Miles, and then got a cab. Then I can't find a taxi in this town.
Dave Anthony
Jim studied acting at usc. He appeared in the wonder years as a basketball player. In 1993, his sister set him up on a blind date with Carrie Browett, who was an English teacher and ex college basketball player.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay, sports. For sure. Sports, sports.
Dave Anthony
She was also a devout Catholic, and after three years, they got married.
James Caviezel
So so far, nothing interesting has happened in his life.
Gareth Reynolds
It's actually very true.
Dave Anthony
No, it hasn't really.
Gareth Reynolds
A very good point.
Dave Anthony
It's all pretty normal.
James Caviezel
I mean, I rebelled. I rebelled and I decided to play defense.
Dave Anthony
Yes. Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
I.
Dave Anthony
You know, at this point, it was like my story would almost be over. Like, when I was 18, I was like, well, I'm going to stop doing drugs now. So in 1994, Jim lands a role in Wyatt Earp. So that was a big role for him.
James Caviezel
That was a good movie.
Gareth Reynolds
That was a good movie.
Dave Anthony
He was.
James Caviezel
Not because of him.
Dave Anthony
No, not because him. He's Costner's brother in that. And then four years later, he got his big break in the Thin Red Line, which he was like, in the first 20 minutes. Sounds like he was really fun on set. So they're on the set, and Jim points at a large rock. Quote, this is Jim telling the story. Quote, I said, look at this. See this rock here? And Sean said, yeah. And I said, I have kind of a charity thing. I was just trying to get 20 bucks from him. And this thing weighs about 5 million tons, right? But it's just hanging there, and it looks like it's gonna fall. And I said to Sean, I'm against people pushing those rocks.
James Caviezel
I tell you. I was. I was cutting it up on set. I was cutting it up on set. I was. I was always just, you know, mixing it up with the guys. You know, as a man of faith in Hollywood, you got to mix it up with the guys. You got to let them know that you're not just a box of crayons. Okay.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, find better bits on set. It's pretty awkward on. What are you going for? This man's won an Oscar.
James Caviezel
I says. I says. I says to Sean, I says to Sean, my buddy Sean Penn. I call him Sean. I said to Sean, I said, you see that rock there?
Gareth Reynolds
Keep going.
James Caviezel
That's the same. The same word. Is the word for Peter in Latin, because Peter is the rock of the church.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, Jesus Christ. Go to your trailer, write something down, rehearse it, and pretend it's off the cuff. What are you doing right now?
James Caviezel
It's an igneous rock.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't say anything else about the rock, Jim. Jesus Christ. Not you.
James Caviezel
It's Volcanic. It's volcanic and it's. It's from no more than 5,000 years ago.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
Dave Anthony
So Jim was cast as Cyclops and X Men, but he had to drop out.
James Caviezel
He had two eyes.
Dave Anthony
He had two eyes. What are you going to do? God cursed him on that one.
James Caviezel
It's a pagan mythology.
Dave Anthony
He had. He had to drop out because he had a scheduling conflict with the movie frequency which he starred in. And Jim's character talks to his dead dad through an old ham radio. And there's a serial killer that has to be stopped.
Gareth Reynolds
Imagine if we had that technology, Dave.
Dave Anthony
So in 2001, Jim was in Angel Eyes with Jennifer Lopez and they had.
Gareth Reynolds
Great movie.
Dave Anthony
A sex scene.
Gareth Reynolds
Great movie. Great sex scene.
Dave Anthony
Isn't it good?
Gareth Reynolds
Sex scene's unbelievable.
James Caviezel
Now, when I see insertion, when I do sex scenes, you know, I prepare because it's right on the edge of what my faith will. And I. I go straight to the book of the Song of Solomon. I read this, I read this. I read the Old Testament Song of Solomon. I read the book of Ecclesiastes and some of the excesses that God ultimately forgave with the wisest man. And I go back to that.
Gareth Reynolds
Just her. Jim. Jesus Christ, you're getting paid.
Dave Anthony
Jesus, you're edging with your fucking mouth.
Gareth Reynolds
Go.
Dave Anthony
Jim only agreed to do the movie after being promised they would keep their private parts covered during sex scenes.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God. Well, first of all, what the. Yeah, no, is that. That's like the director's like, yeah, no, dude, it's not a porn. I won't fully her, sir. Yeah, that's where nobody's.
James Caviezel
Excuse me, I'm not gonna.
Gareth Reynolds
Jennifer Lopez me and I met. She was like, what did he just say? I won't do it.
Dave Anthony
Not Jenny from around the block or whatever.
James Caviezel
I'll need some kind of pillow that's in between us. Like a pillow that's just like the medium kind of pillow that you get in a hotel room, like an airplane.
Gareth Reynolds
Like the pillow the airline will give you when you want to kip on an international one.
James Caviezel
I turned to Jennifer and I said, as an actor, actor to actor. I went to her and I said, what's going to be good for you as far as pillows? I like, what do you. A standard, like a long size. A long pillow, like from a king sized bed or something small, smaller, like a little couch, kind of divan pillow, pillow or something.
Gareth Reynolds
What a hemorrhoid pillow? That's kind of a crazy answer. Jennifer, to be honest with you.
Dave Anthony
Jim, quote I just said, look, put a top on her. I'm going to keep my shorts on. She's going to keep hers on. Get the camera and shoot around it. And that's out of devotion, love and respect to my wife.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh.
Dave Anthony
Oh. It's the worst sex scene ever. It's the worst sexy ever.
James Caviezel
Wait, are we saying that's the moment where I came? Right there?
Gareth Reynolds
Was it?
James Caviezel
I think you usually can indicate that there's a transfer of ejaculate. Blessed by the Lord.
Dave Anthony
Yep.
James Caviezel
When you blink and stare, you blink and you stare.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
I mean that, like, they couldn't shoot a sex scene because of what he wanted to do.
Gareth Reynolds
They're like, just kissing, like, I guess.
Dave Anthony
Just sit on each other.
Gareth Reynolds
No, my seed.
James Caviezel
Well, you see, that's the kind of thing that's acceptable to do with someone that you're not married.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
You sit, you look.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
You hold each other and you cry.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
I think he did come. I think. I don't think you're wrong. In that moment, it felt like he did go like, you know, like in the movie, and she was like, oh, good. And then he started kissing a little bit.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. Yeah.
James Caviezel
Get hugged like a dirty pig neck.
Gareth Reynolds
Little more necking, Jim. That's nice. Oh, man.
Dave Anthony
Two years later, he's the lead in the Count of Monte Cristo.
James Caviezel
Easier. No sex scenes to worry about.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Jim said Disney tried to remove God from the script and the execs mocked him when he fought to keep God in the script, saying, quote, so you're one of those. Jim claims they eventually gave in and kept God in the script.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
Just total bullshit. Because you can't take God out of my Count of Monte Cristo. It's fucking. He's a fucking liar. For a sex scene. Sex scene. They were required to be topless in.
Gareth Reynolds
The Count of Monte Cristo.
Dave Anthony
Yep. So Jim asked the actress to put something between her breast and his chest.
Gareth Reynolds
My penis.
James Caviezel
Is there anything that's comfortable for you? I mean, as an actor? Respectfully. Because I'm going to have a chest and I really. It's just the chest to chest thing to me is something that's very.
Gareth Reynolds
What could flatten you with ease? What could make you. Would you mind wearing a little cardboard. Let's both wear barrels.
James Caviezel
A couple of kitchen instruments.
Gareth Reynolds
You know what I mean? Large wooden spoons, maybe a couple cutting boards.
Dave Anthony
What if there's a screaming priest between us?
Gareth Reynolds
That'd be great.
James Caviezel
Yeah. A large. A large loaf of bread.
Gareth Reynolds
We just covered each other in slices. That could Be a Monte Cristo. Sorry.
James Caviezel
A little syrup. A little ham.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, a little ham. Oh, wait now, wait a minute. It's getting dangerous now.
Dave Anthony
So she made. The actress made pasties out of her flesh colored underwear to put over her nips.
Gareth Reynolds
That's so. First of all, that's first. Very embarrassing, first of all. Second of all, there wasn't a wardrobe department that was like, we can handle this. She's like, all right, well, I'll be in my trailer cutting out nipple covers for my.
James Caviezel
From my panties.
Gareth Reynolds
From my panties.
Dave Anthony
Normal.
Gareth Reynolds
But don't wear those panties.
Dave Anthony
While filming, Jim said he became sad and overwhelmed. So Carrie had him meet with a visionary. And they prayed. And Jim said as they prayed, the Virgin Mary came into the room.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
James Caviezel
Yeah, it's like a psychic, but they're like, don't worry, it's okay.
Dave Anthony
It's like a spiritual guide.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, we're the loophole.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, we're the loophole. Jim, quote, I don't want to make this sound disgraceful to God, but it's like an orgasm that the Holy Spirit gives you.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. Wait.
Dave Anthony
Virgin Mary coming into the room is like having a. Like blowing your wad for Christ. I don't know exactly what he's saying.
James Caviezel
I think it was disgraceful for the Holy Spirit. I think the Holy Spirit was like, remove myself from you, child.
Dave Anthony
So while doing press for the movie, a PR person told the Independent uk, quote, don't ask him about his Catholicism. He did a radio interview yesterday, and once he started talking about religion, well, they could only use this much.
Gareth Reynolds
He probably was trying to talk to his dead dad through it. He was like, dad, Papa. Welcome to BBC Radio. We've got Jim Caviezel. He believes he's communicating through his father. Dad, dad, there's been a murder.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, that's the serial killer. So. And why do you think I built a hammer?
Gareth Reynolds
I jacked off to a spirit?
Dave Anthony
So did I listen, though.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy shit.
Dave Anthony
All right, so he also makes the movie High Crimes. There's a scripted sex scene, and Jib said no.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
He said he would walk off the movie if he had to do the sex scene.
James Caviezel
So this was him.
Gareth Reynolds
He.
James Caviezel
This was him walking back?
Dave Anthony
Yes.
James Caviezel
The hot and heavy stuff we just saw.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, well, you saw what happened when he. I mean, when he does a sex. Who.
James Caviezel
Who among us cast the first stone? You don't. You don't have. You don't have sex by cradling someone and gently rocking like that. You rock like that. And then you go, the next movie. The next movie you don't need to be that dirty. The next movie, you're gonna have her put pasties on and you're just gonna press against each other. You don't need to do any more sex scenes. You've satisfied bail enough.
Gareth Reynolds
You've done everything honestly.
Dave Anthony
So they compromise. And in the sex scene, he and Ashley Judd keep their clothes on. But at one point, Jim took off his shirt to reveal another shirt.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. That is. That is awesome.
James Caviezel
He's also got one of those Bugs Bunny kisses.
Dave Anthony
Yep, yep. So now everybody knew. And Jim was being asked all the time about his dislike of sex scenes. And Jim said, quote, you're never going to see my butt on film unless I'm in the Holocaust walking around.
Gareth Reynolds
What the fuck? What a crazy.
James Caviezel
I like that he gave people an in.
Gareth Reynolds
You want to see my ass?
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
And that's a great. That's a great. I think that's a worthy reason to bring up the Holocaust.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
I'm not getting naked unless it's the Holocaust. Okay.
Dave Anthony
Because they were all naked. Every time I think of the Holocaust, I think about dicks and asses.
James Caviezel
All he had to do was get fat and have an Orson Welles career.
Dave Anthony
Yep.
James Caviezel
All he had to do was be like Cardinal Richelieu type characters or like, I am the mysterious man with the briefcase. Nobody wants to have sex scenes with those guys.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, he's staying in good shape.
James Caviezel
Yeah. He had what? Dumbasses, stop being hot.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, I get that a lot.
James Caviezel
Let it go.
Dave Anthony
Let people say that to me. People say, dumbass, stop being hot all the time.
Gareth Reynolds
All right. People in the business or.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, people in the. People on the street. People in the business.
Gareth Reynolds
My wife.
Dave Anthony
My wife says that.
James Caviezel
Yeah, you got a lot of wives in here. There.
Dave Anthony
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Gareth Reynolds
It's just they have great vegetarian meals too. They have. They really do.
James Caviezel
So, yeah, I've had them.
Dave Anthony
I put them in my face.
Gareth Reynolds
You're not allowed to have any of those.
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Gareth Reynolds
I admit, I. I have. I've been known to have a problem. And yes, I do enjoy.
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Gareth Reynolds
Yes.
Dave Anthony
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Gareth Reynolds
Yep.
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Gareth Reynolds
It works. Yes, yes. Same deal.
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Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Which is crazy.
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Gareth Reynolds
I thought I wasn't consulted on her.
Dave Anthony
You're not my wife.
Gareth Reynolds
No, but I am allowed to. No, no, no. I'm allowed to weigh in on family decisions without question.
Dave Anthony
You're not part of the family.
Gareth Reynolds
I absolutely am part of. When did you have a meeting about that? Because that's. I would have.
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Gareth Reynolds
Yes. Yeah. And we can't say enough about going to watch Bill's special. And a lot of people often ask, when is Bill gonna do an episode? As soon as he has something to promote, he's gonna. So we're just waiting for there to be like a thing. Yeah. So his special comes out Friday. So go give that a watch on Hulu. And yeah, as soon as he has something that he.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. When he has something.
Gareth Reynolds
Pusher plug. Yeah, he's gonna come on the show.
Dave Anthony
He's gonna come on the show. So Mel and Jim meet and I.
Gareth Reynolds
Won'T show my ass.
Dave Anthony
Only if Jesus is in the Holocaust.
Gareth Reynolds
Only if Jesus is bending over to pick up something, then I'll show balls and anus.
James Caviezel
Is there any kind of straw or wicker that we can put over Mary Magdalene's breast?
Gareth Reynolds
Impossible.
James Caviezel
Also the foot washing they have is there. They need to have boot like little booties on socks. And if I'm gonna wash their feet, they need to be socks.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm married, you see.
Dave Anthony
So Jim said he would do it. But then a bit later, Mel called to explain, quote, if you take this part, you may not work in this town again. Because that's what happens when you play Jesus.
Gareth Reynolds
Sure.
Dave Anthony
You never work in the town again.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
Jim, being into my movie is going to be the most dangerous thing of your life. And that's not egotistical. That's just me complimenting myself.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. By the way, I'm an alcoholic.
Dave Anthony
Raging alcoholic at one point. Because they would have this conversation all the time. And Jim said, quote, look, we all have to bear our crosses.
Gareth Reynolds
And he's saying that.
James Caviezel
And Mel Gibson was like, good idea, draft number two.
Dave Anthony
And Mel just keeps saying it. And at one point, Jim said, quote, mel, my initials are J.C. and I'm 33 years old. And Mel replied, quote, you're freaking me out, and hung up the phone.
Gareth Reynolds
They are so perfect for one another. I watched the original Lethal Weapon probably a year ago.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
It was on tv. And I was like, this character they've created is legitimately scary.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
Like, they. Like, back then, people like, wow. Yeah, he's just a wild man, Riggs. He's crazy. No, it's, like, problematic. And you can tell Mel Gibson's like, I'll make up a lot of it.
Dave Anthony
So during filming, Jim said he and Mel went to Mass almost every single day together. Then Jim heard the Pope went to confession every day. So Jim did the same quote. I didn't want the Lucifer to have any control over the performance.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, it's God again. Look, I did all this. Chill out so much. This is crazy. What's going on? Calm down.
James Caviezel
Mel Gibson was like, you're freaking me out, man. Lucifer, he's the angel of light. All right, we're gonna make this picture. Lighting department, you're out. Grip and electric out. All natural lighting, only candles. Barry Lyndon from now on. This is Jesus Christ here. If the sun's not out, we're not filming that day.
Gareth Reynolds
Freaking me out.
Dave Anthony
So.
James Caviezel
Mel, that's all of Mel Gibson's performances. Hey, Mel, would you audition to play Hamlet?
Gareth Reynolds
Sure.
James Caviezel
You got it. You win.
Dave Anthony
His wife brought a man who lived in a Croatian village where an apparition of Mary had appeared and still appeared. So this guy, the guy that she brought, gave Jim a piece of the cross Jesus died on, quote, I kept this on me all the time. They made a special pocket in my clothes for it.
Gareth Reynolds
What the. No way.
Dave Anthony
Yes. No, it's not real.
Gareth Reynolds
It was just, like, from a door. Yeah, yeah, that'll work. That's what this little jean pocket here is for. Pop a little bit of the old cross in there.
Dave Anthony
The set of the Passion was incredibly dangerous and should have had a union rep there to protect the actors.
Gareth Reynolds
Jesus Christ. I mean, I don't even mean to do it like that.
Dave Anthony
It was. It was filmed in a ghost town in Italy. Entertainment Weekly reported that Jim and the first AD were struck by lightning.
Gareth Reynolds
No.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. A producer quote, I'm about 100ft away from them when I glance over and see lightning coming out of Cavell's ears.
Gareth Reynolds
You're freaking me out, man. What?
Dave Anthony
Both Caviezel and Michelini got struck. The main bolt hit Caviezel and one of its forks hit Michelini's umbrella. That was the second time Michelini had been struck by lightning on the set.
Gareth Reynolds
It's time for Michelini to leave.
James Caviezel
I looked at Mel, and I looked at Mel in that moment, and I said. I said, are we going to keep filming? And Mel said, cut. And that's when I fell into a pile of ashes. And then he came. He came with an. He came and scooped me up with a broom, whisked me into a little dustpan, and then he. He. He poured it out. He poured it out and, like, I came back to life.
Gareth Reynolds
That one really freaked him out.
James Caviezel
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
You're freaking me out, man. Jim's story kind of has been exaggerated over time. Jim, quote, I climbed the mountain. Clouds had formed. Five seconds before the strike. I had felt what was going to happen. Suddenly, I was struck by lightning. I was terrified, but at the same time, I felt peace on the inside. Before it all happened, Melody shouted, action. It was at the moment I was stoked, stroked. Afterwards, I heard Mel shouting, what the hell happened to his hair? It was really funny.
James Caviezel
You know, that was. That was the one time I was sure that it wasn't a message from God at all, because I had talked to Mel Gibson. Gibson on the phone.
Dave Anthony
On the movie. The crown of thorns kept moving, so they tightened it to his head, which caused Jim migraines, and that made him too sick to eat. He walked the streets carrying the heavy wooden cross. And then he fell one day, quote, As I went down the cross, it actually struck my head and buried my head in the sand. I bit through my tongue. In the tape, you'll see streams of blood coming down from my lip. That's actually my own blood.
Gareth Reynolds
What the fuck? What is he doing?
James Caviezel
Mel Gibson crucified this man.
Dave Anthony
Yes. Yeah, no, this is like, I'm freaking me out, man.
James Caviezel
And then he blamed it on the Jews.
Dave Anthony
Well, this. This movie is why we have union reps. Yeah. He had a torn AC joint when he was whipped by Roman soldiers. One accidentally hit Jim, causing a 14 inch cut in his back.
Gareth Reynolds
Is he Jesus?
Dave Anthony
That's. That's the question we're gonna answer.
James Caviezel
The second coming of Jesus. He lives in Malibu.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah.
James Caviezel
He's not. He's not doing anything to save anybody. He's just rich, giving, like, bad interviews.
Gareth Reynolds
Falling a lot. He's calling for. He needs his dad on set. Dad, the cross fell on me. It's C9, Jim. Where really, you've got a lot of pressure right there.
James Caviezel
Was that a vertebrae or a Thomas guide?
Gareth Reynolds
That was. It was using a Thomas guide on the back.
James Caviezel
A real chiropractor. He has the top. You want the spine to look like a freeway.
Gareth Reynolds
You want it? Yeah. It's kind of like Sepulveda, if you really think about it.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
It shouldn't be like this.
Gareth Reynolds
It should be like this wide open.
Dave Anthony
It was also very cold. Quote, we were at one. We were at a 1,000 foot cliff and the winds would come down on top of it. I had a dislocated left shoulder. On top of that, I had pneumonia. I got really sick.
Gareth Reynolds
It's crazy. How much of this do you think is true?
Dave Anthony
A lot of it, actually.
James Caviezel
From what I. Yeah, I would say there are some Tex Avery cartoons that are more believable than this.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. Honestly, I. I think that. I think Mel Gibson is nuts. And I think that they.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, he also.
Dave Anthony
Essentially doing his own stunts.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, he's. But he's also. He's probably as playing Jesus in his head. He's like, I really need.
Dave Anthony
That's 100.
Gareth Reynolds
Get up and like.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
Act for your sins.
Dave Anthony
Yes. Yeah. He thinks getting. He thinks the more hurt he is, the more he's genuinely doing the role.
Gareth Reynolds
Right. Right. Well, it's fun, Jim.
Dave Anthony
Now, Jim doesn't really realize movie sets can be safe environments. And he says it was dangerous. Quote, A lot of these mistakes were occurring, but it was making something much more beautiful that will last forever. If we had shot that film in a studio, you wouldn't have seen that performance. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Because otherwise you'd be acting.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
I don't know. I think it would be nice to see some guy getting, like, beat up and whipped with one of those old Hollywood studio backdrops where they're like, all right, it's time for me to Walk out of this town and it's clearly just like a painting.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah. Jerusalem.
James Caviezel
Jerusalem. Let's go, fellas.
Gareth Reynolds
Come on. Look at that star. Let's go find this baby.
James Caviezel
And there's a yellow brick road that just winds off into the distance.
Gareth Reynolds
Jesus Christ. We met a cowardly lion. All right, fuck it. We're gonna go see a baby born without se.
Dave Anthony
Jim believed the movie would convert people. If he really looked like Jesus. And his wife agreed. Carrie. Quote, the first time I saw the cross on him, he didn't. It must be him on the cross. He didn't know.
Gareth Reynolds
I like it that way.
James Caviezel
I thought she was like, it looks good on you.
Gareth Reynolds
I know, that's great.
James Caviezel
It makes you look tall.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
No, she is saying the first time she saw him carrying the cross.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, carrying the cross.
Dave Anthony
The first time I said it was.
Gareth Reynolds
Down fountain, 25 miles towards his hotel. And then he got his steak.
Dave Anthony
I told him always.
Gareth Reynolds
Then he got in a cab and he had to put it on top. And then he got a steak.
Dave Anthony
The first time I saw the cross on him, he didn't look like my husband. He looked like Christ. It was so real.
Gareth Reynolds
Crazy thing to think and say, yes, he was Christ.
Dave Anthony
It was so.
James Caviezel
You know, there were a couple of times when I did, actually, I asked him to stay in costume and have.
Dave Anthony
The cross with him.
James Caviezel
And after he was done filming, I just. I wanted to know what it was like to fuck God.
Gareth Reynolds
He insisted I wear pasties. And he put a towel over it.
James Caviezel
But I was dry humped. Were you there when I was dry humped by my Lord? Sometimes it causes me to fake it.
Gareth Reynolds
Fake.
Dave Anthony
Was so real that people looked at him in the way that people must have reacted to Christ. Some were full of reverence, some were indifferent, and some made fun of him. It struck us both. We understand in a small way what it must have been like.
Gareth Reynolds
Crazy. I mean, how do you not like. To me, that would be blasphemous. Like, if you're saying. If you're. Just because you believe in it, you could be like, Jim was Jesus for a little while back then.
James Caviezel
So I would love it if they really got to their head. And he came to set one day and he was like. And he was like, there's. They're giving people snacks on the set of the Lord. No, he overturned craft services, Red void.
Gareth Reynolds
And then you see him eating a fruit roll up. Jim. Jim, were we rolling? Let's go.
Dave Anthony
Come on.
Gareth Reynolds
We're all starving.
Dave Anthony
Both Jim and Carrie said the same thing. Quote, there Will never be a more important thing that he ever does.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep.
James Caviezel
Oh, that's a great way to parlay this into more work.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
So before the film was released, Jim screened it for higher ups at the Vatican.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, that. That must have been amazing.
James Caviezel
And then they were allowed.
Gareth Reynolds
You guys, take your hats off. Nobody can see. Everyone's having.
James Caviezel
Your hat will come off.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, your hat will come off before the curtain serves, please.
Dave Anthony
What? Why is someone washing my feet?
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, stick around for the bloopers, Bishop.
James Caviezel
They were allowed to jerk off as long as long as there was, like, the insulation. Like bubble wrap. Bubble wrap?
Dave Anthony
Yes.
James Caviezel
They had to do it through bubble wrap.
Dave Anthony
That's right. That's the only way. There's no other way to do it.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. That's all you hear during it. It sounds like a lot of you up front are jerking off. So if you could. Very convinced. It's a very convincing performance, Jim. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, Craig. Oh, wow. Oh, can we get a sneeze guard on the film? Oh, yeah. Oh. So after.
James Caviezel
After screening Father Saavedra, it seems all your bubbles have flattened.
Gareth Reynolds
I had a good time popping them.
Dave Anthony
So after screening of the Vatican, he and Carrie made the pilgrimage to Magigiore. This is where, in 1981, two young girls saw a woman holding a baby on Mount Podro. Obviously it was the Virgin Mary. Ever since, tons of Catholics make the pilgrimage every year to see Mary, even though the Catholic Church investigated it and said it was not legitimate.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. And they do thorough investigations.
James Caviezel
Yeah, I. I've seen Sister Wendy.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah, they do. They got to the bottom of a lot.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. So Jim and Carrie visited to see and feel. Mary and Carrie had been. Had already been once when Jim was filming Monte Cristo. So this is her second time. Carrie, quote. I knew immediately from what I was feeling in my heart that it was real.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep. That's how it works.
Dave Anthony
That's exactly how it works. Two little fucking. Two little five year olds saw a lady with a baby and they're like, we saw the Virgin Mary.
James Caviezel
Wow.
Dave Anthony
So Jim is now a big Christian celebrity.
Gareth Reynolds
Right.
Dave Anthony
He was part of Reform the Vote, which was the evangelical answer to Rock the Vote.
Gareth Reynolds
Jesus. I mean, Rock the Vote was pathetic, but it's absolutely Reform the Vote, quote.
Dave Anthony
We'Re trying to do something just as hip and entertaining, but without being too risque.
Gareth Reynolds
That's right.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
You know, it's pretty cool. Risque. Rock the Vote was filthy.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
They had the Barenaked Ladies.
Gareth Reynolds
Disgusting. They almost swore in a song.
Dave Anthony
Jim made an ad telling Young evangelicals to vote. It was sent by email. It was on jumbo screens, at Christian concerts, on thousands of radio stations. So he's like a big deal, right? He basically was making it known. Opposed to abortion, judicial activism, and homosexual marriage. You know, the big three.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, right. And the holy Trinity.
James Caviezel
Hug. Cradle hug.
Dave Anthony
Fucking cradle hug.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Not rock the vote. Slowly kind of move backwards and forwards for the vote, and then when you do bust, kiss the neck lightly and shamefully blink.
James Caviezel
Well, brush the box.
Gareth Reynolds
Brush the box. This election season, we're asking you to brush the box. Don't even put the vote in. Slowly go around it before dropping your ballot. Put a towel over the hole on the ballot box and gingerly go near it. The box might want you to drop it in eventually, but don't.
James Caviezel
I have never. I have never given a full insertion to any kind of election material.
Gareth Reynolds
No, don't give her the hanging chad.
Dave Anthony
When the Pope died, Jim went to the funeral as a guest of Senator Rick Santorum.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
James Caviezel
I love Santorum's. Like, you want to plug? I go, we want a plus one. I got an.
Gareth Reynolds
I got an extra Santorum. Santorum became Santorum. Actually. He was. He was an icon eventually. Didn't he have a verb name? Yeah, he got verbed.
Dave Anthony
You got verb.
James Caviezel
It's. It's. I believe it's a. It's a noun. Describes the frothy mix of fecal matter and expended sperm that's inside of an asshole.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Plus one.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, they got it. Yeah, it was. It was. When you Googled it, that's what came up.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
That was the best thing Dan Savage ever did.
Gareth Reynolds
The legacy is great of Santorum.
Dave Anthony
The best thing. The best thing.
James Caviezel
Sounds like Seattle over there.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
The best thing Santorum ever did was when his wife had a baby who was dead. They brought it home for the kids to meet.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, that's the intermission. Was.
James Caviezel
That was that weekend at Babies.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
James Caviezel
It's a. It's a low, lower threshold of like, pulling it off, I guess.
Gareth Reynolds
It's a miracle. He.
James Caviezel
He doesn't do much yet.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy.
Dave Anthony
At the funeral, other congressional reps were starstruck, like Rep. Gil Goodnicked.
Gareth Reynolds
And that was a senator.
Dave Anthony
That's a rep. Oh, wow. He said Jim was a Vatican expert, an amateur historian, and then he quoted Jesus in Aramaic.
Gareth Reynolds
Sure.
Dave Anthony
Gilrote. When he got back, he wrote an op ed for local papers. Quote, his steely blue eyes emphasized these were much more than memorized lines for a movie. I wondered Whether Mel Gibson chose him for the part or he was merely an instrument in the decision.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, right.
Dave Anthony
In 2009, Jim said he was Jesus wherever he went.
Gareth Reynolds
Quote, wow, this is crazy.
Dave Anthony
I can't take my collar off. It doesn't matter what I wear. Now it has gone beyond that. People used to mouth the words, there goes Jim. And you can see there's Jim Caviezel. Now they mouth the word. Now they mouth the words, there goes Jesus.
Gareth Reynolds
That's so fucking crazy.
Dave Anthony
That's a good and a bad thing, isn't that?
James Caviezel
But wouldn't this sounds like the talented Mr. Ripley.
Gareth Reynolds
The non talented Mr. Ripley.
James Caviezel
Everything here seems to remind me of Jesus. Everything that is, except for you. What have you done with Jesus?
Gareth Reynolds
Oh my God.
Dave Anthony
Jim now claims he is blacklisted from Hollywood because he played Jesus, not because he was a sex symbol dude who wouldn't with on camera.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, also, where's my cum towel?
James Caviezel
At every opportunity he got in front of a microphone and was like, I'm blacklisted.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
James Caviezel
I'm taking a role that will inevitably lead to my blacklisting.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes.
James Caviezel
Here I am to promote a film that's unpromotable.
Dave Anthony
From the time the Passion came out to 2011, he was in at least seven films and had a reoccurring role on a TV show. Then in 2011, he was cast by Jonathan Nolan and J.J. abrams to star in Person of Interest on CBS.
Gareth Reynolds
That's a crazy reaction. Will you shave for the role, Jesus? That's the only question. Because we see the back of your hands and your profiles.
James Caviezel
I'll shave if it's a principal role.
Gareth Reynolds
It is a principle. We're looking for the lead.
James Caviezel
Is it a featured guest role?
Gareth Reynolds
No, it is a lead. We're looking for an absolute lead and person of interest. We'll let you keep a little bit of stubble.
James Caviezel
The stubble that will make it work. Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
And there are a lot of sex scenes. That's the only thing.
Dave Anthony
Mostly receiving.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah, it's mostly.
James Caviezel
Yeah, well, it's fine. We can put those in and then just later on in 300 years it'll get cut out of the version of it that people get to read.
Gareth Reynolds
That's right. Yeah. We'll translate that. Absolutely. Yep. No problem. Yep.
Dave Anthony
So in the show, Jim is an ex CIA agent and Green Beret John Reese. He works with a guy who developed a computer program for the government called the Machine.
Gareth Reynolds
Whoa.
Dave Anthony
In the show, the Machine can. Can identify people planning terrorist acts.
Gareth Reynolds
The Machine can identify people planning terrorists. Aha.
James Caviezel
Yes. So Pre crime.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Future crimes.
Dave Anthony
Now, some of you may have heard the episode I did of the QAnon podcast. QAnon is a fantastic podcast. QAnon Anonymous. They. They do all things Q. Jake Rockontansky and Travis View and Julian Feld. Julien Feld did a lot of investigation into Jim's time on Person of Interest. So that's where I took a lot of this from. Got their permission. So we're going to cover it here. Julian interviewed three crew members on the show.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, boy.
Dave Anthony
They said a name was People of Interest. A name was created by the crew.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, God.
Dave Anthony
For when you were caught in an incoherent discussion with Jim. They called it the Cavortex Christ Hole.
Gareth Reynolds
They called it the Vortex. Cavortex Vortex is amazing. Oh, my God. So you'd just be standing there and he'd be like, how was your weekend?
James Caviezel
Now, you know the reason it's called the Book of Enoch is because he was taken up from heaven.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
That's why the book was taken up out of the Protestant Bible.
Gareth Reynolds
They're almost set up on the.
Dave Anthony
We need Jim on set.
Gareth Reynolds
They're almost set up on the turnaround, so we should probably.
James Caviezel
You know, the. The translation is different in the Septuagint. Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
And the Septuagint is different than anybody.
Gareth Reynolds
We're just probably gonna. We're not even gonna make a day if we don't get moving. So that's the whole. But no, that's unbelievable. That's a crazy.
James Caviezel
You realize that Jesus never says, thou shalt not kill. That's not there.
Gareth Reynolds
I didn't actually. I didn't know. That was not attributed.
James Caviezel
It's a fabrication. It's a fabrication of the medieval church. That's a fabrication of the.
Gareth Reynolds
Getting it in my earpiece. We're really ready to. They're so ready to the stand ins or.
Dave Anthony
Jim on Saturday.
James Caviezel
You know what they say, the way. The way Adam.
Gareth Reynolds
Everything's lit.
James Caviezel
Adam and Eve, you know, they could have told that they were the first people. They wouldn't have had belly buttons because they were never born. They wouldn't have had belly buttons because they were never born.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. I mean, I guess.
James Caviezel
Also, no one never had to rescue any of the aquatic animals. That's how it worked. People falsely say, right, yeah, the aquatic animals were already taken care of. Well, yeah, Some of the dinosaurs were probably babies.
Gareth Reynolds
Well. But they were around then. You think. Think that's crazy. But. Okay, well, we really should probably rehearse it because I think everybody's. You Know a lot of. I mean, as if you don't want to go into the cold. We don't go to overtime.
James Caviezel
It's good that you mentioned that because I'm not mentioning.
Gareth Reynolds
I believe the only thing I say is that we need to shoot that.
James Caviezel
I agree with you on this.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. But I'm saying that it's time to.
James Caviezel
The world of the old world before Noah. That was God's rehearsal. And then he decided, well, that.
Gareth Reynolds
What a great segue. I. Unbelievable. What a great segue to. We should.
James Caviezel
We are a rehearsal for the thousand.
Gareth Reynolds
Year reign of Christ and for the person of interest episode guest starring Ben Savage which is. Which is exciting to have.
James Caviezel
You know what's person of interesting? I'll tell you what's person of interesting.
Gareth Reynolds
I don't even.
James Caviezel
Matthew. Matthew.
Gareth Reynolds
Matthew. Tax collector, right?
James Caviezel
He was a tax collector.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Can we.
James Caviezel
And the Lord redeemed him. The Lord redeemed.
Gareth Reynolds
Why don't we walk. Let's walk while you talk a little bit more about him. I think that would be.
James Caviezel
Probably walking on water is possible for birds. Why is it not possible for a Lord Jesus Christ?
Gareth Reynolds
I don't know. I mean, we can take a golf cart, no problem. I. I mean we can easily do that. They're all charged up, so we could do that. We could do a bike. We could do a walk. I mean, I'd crawl at this point, to be quite honest with you. I really. Just as far as getting you there soon. It's really. It's imperative. It's imperative. I mean, your number one.
James Caviezel
No one knows the day or time. No one knows the hour.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, I mean say tell that to the ad.
James Caviezel
The Lord comes like a thief in the night.
Gareth Reynolds
The AD would beg the difference.
James Caviezel
The Lord will come. And a thief, John of Patmos said this. You realize that really.
Gareth Reynolds
10 pages.
James Caviezel
The book of Revelation describes the eschaton.
Gareth Reynolds
I just think there's references to helicopters. Yeah, well, we don't have one of those.
James Caviezel
There's references to helicopters and Henry Kissinger in the book of Revelation.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, I mean he was. He was old for sure. So that's. That is a wild development. I mean, I'll put you on a. I'll. I'll carry on my back. I'll put you in a Bjorn.
Dave Anthony
I don't.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, we really should. Before we. Before we get into this any further.
James Caviezel
Babylon. Oh, Babylon, the woman of a thousand.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, exactly.
James Caviezel
Above her, riding atop a beast with a thousand eyes. Written above her Babylon. The.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, well, we can.
James Caviezel
You realize that's a Reference to New York City.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, I. We are actually doing some exteriors for New York, but we really. In order to get those. We are going to have to wrap out of here on time today. We're trying to get out of here at 7:30 without quite. We have to be done by 7:30. That's the hard out. That is the hard out. Yeah. No, but don't use it.
James Caviezel
There will be an Antichrist.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, well.
James Caviezel
And I'll tell you what will be an Antichrist. There will be a false prophet.
Gareth Reynolds
It feels anti. Union to push any further, honestly. I mean, you got the guy. We're. We're. Jim, we are. We're close. We're close. We're close. We are close. Yeah. No, but we are. We. We should. How about this? How about this? Let's just. Let's do the lines and we'll walk over there and we'll. And we can. We can do any version that feels right for you.
James Caviezel
He's hidden a red marker in his pocket and he's like, oh, stigmata.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay. All right, we're ready. We're ready. We're ready. We're ready.
Dave Anthony
He always comes out with red vines in his hand.
Gareth Reynolds
Continuity might have an issue.
Dave Anthony
Yes. Quote. This is the Cavortex quote. It's just him soft talking about three inches from your face. Total stream of consciousness. But not a consciousness that was going in a linear fashion. A colleague would have to come pull me out all the time. I have never had a real conversation with him in years of working together.
Gareth Reynolds
I. I feel like we went through it. I.
James Caviezel
That was exactly.
Gareth Reynolds
I feel like we had it.
James Caviezel
Are you familiar with the story of Balaam and the ass.
Gareth Reynolds
Were we talking. You. I just looked over here and you were looking at me.
James Caviezel
That's right. What? I. I heard you. I heard you say that we were ready to go.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're ready to go. Get you to your mark and then.
James Caviezel
No. The picture of readiness in the Lord's word. Balaam.
Gareth Reynolds
Balaam.
James Caviezel
Balaam. Who was on. He was on it. He was on a wayward path.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, we're behind schedule. Let's bail him out.
Dave Anthony
Is he from the Hobbit?
James Caviezel
The Lord spoke to him through his donkey.
Gareth Reynolds
No, actually, you're telling me.
James Caviezel
If that's possible. That. You're telling me that's possible, but it's not possible for the animals to get on the.
Gareth Reynolds
You're not supposed to look at Jim Caviezel. We were very clear.
Dave Anthony
Take this energy and use it in this scene.
Gareth Reynolds
You're Just supposed to be eating a sandwich in the background. Jim, come on, bud, grab the hand. Let's get over there as soon as we can. We really don't have too much time today. We really don't.
James Caviezel
I will touch your hand. I will touch your hand as a microcosm. The microcosm, the Michelangelo said, is a microcosm. It is the creation.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, we are in this moment.
James Caviezel
It is the.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, we are four hours behind. Jim, we are four hours behind schedule.
James Caviezel
This is the. This is the creation of the universe.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, this can't keep happening.
James Caviezel
You realize that the Bible itself is a mathematical code.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim. I. I listen. The script is a mathematical code. Each scene is broken down.
James Caviezel
The Holy Spirit is your DNA.
Gareth Reynolds
There's Jim. Guys, please.
Dave Anthony
Guys. We're seven weeks into the show, and we have filmed half an episode.
Gareth Reynolds
And it's an amazing half.
James Caviezel
I'll tell you, a person of interest.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't say Jesus Christ.
James Caviezel
Christ.
Dave Anthony
Jim. If you can believe this, Jim often forgot his line. So they made an adjustment. Quote every single scene. We gave him cards with just his lines numbered, nobody else's lines. And he would just kind of cup them in his hand. And if you watch the show, you can see him look down constantly.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. The book of Brando.
Dave Anthony
Jim said that he had brain damage from different. From a basketball game, from a motorcycle accident.
Gareth Reynolds
And having a crucifix fall on his head.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, crucifix fall on his head. Once Jim became furious that he did not get a card. And the crew said, we don't want to insult your intelligence by printing up this small line. And Jim was like, I want a card. So they wrote the line out. No.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
Dave Anthony
Quote, quote, a source quote. He's one of the stupidest people you will ever meet.
Gareth Reynolds
You're freaking me out, man.
Dave Anthony
He is not smart. I pray for him that he never winds up in a paper bag, because he will be stuck and he will die. It was like working with a dog.
Gareth Reynolds
That's the only way he'll do sex scenes, though. So the die.
Dave Anthony
The writing staff is now writing shorter and shorter lines for him.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
Now the trained. They have a dog on the show.
Gareth Reynolds
Who knows the lines better.
James Caviezel
They have to. They have to organize the script into, like. They put numbers after, like, two or three sentences to make it look like Bible verses.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, yeah, right. All right. Can you do him, Ham? Give him his next hymn.
James Caviezel
And thus, and thus said the detective to his client. Oh, woe is thee.
Dave Anthony
So the dog on the show is named Boker.
Gareth Reynolds
His name poker Boker. Bogart.
James Caviezel
Boker.
Gareth Reynolds
Boker. So it's not a name.
Dave Anthony
It's not a name. Jim was repeatedly told to not yank Boker's leash. But Jim kept yanking Boker's leash until Boker bit him.
James Caviezel
You know, I.
Gareth Reynolds
In the middle of my hand, I.
James Caviezel
Hear your crowd like that. And I remember the crowd in Jerusalem that said jam. That said over and over again, free Barabbas. Free Barabbas. Free Barabbas. We'll crucify our Lord. We'll crucify our Lord, but we'll free the thief Barabbas.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, I have to shoot.
James Caviezel
I turn to you. I turn to you now and I say this day, before the day is over, you will be in heaven with Jim. Father.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, you will not forgive him. Jim, we are at night.
James Caviezel
Lord, forgive them. They know nothing.
Gareth Reynolds
This episode airs Sunday, Jim. This episode airs this Sunday, Jim.
Dave Anthony
So do you know. Do you know how fucked up you have to be to a show business dog to get him to bite you? Like, they're the most trained dogs in the world. They have to now replace Boker.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
Because he can't be on set because he bit Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
I won't work with Jim. You're a dog.
Dave Anthony
Boom.
Gareth Reynolds
Do it.
Dave Anthony
They get a new dog and they have to paint his chest white to match poker. And Jim is now, by the way.
Gareth Reynolds
I feel like the show's no longer the hero. How close are we to spray painting Boker? Boker's passed out. We did it in the trailer again.
James Caviezel
I've decided to paint the dog myself.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
James Caviezel
Jim, I'm doing in the same. I'm doing it in the same way that Pepe Le Pew would paint a cat.
Dave Anthony
No, no, no.
Gareth Reynolds
That was a. That was a sexually assaulting skunk. Jim.
James Caviezel
It's gonna have to be done one way or another. Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
You shouldn't even be having the paint, Jim.
Dave Anthony
So from then on, Jim was never allowed.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, imagine that guy. That guy was like, jesus Christ, I can't handle.
Dave Anthony
So he could never hold the leash again after that happened.
James Caviezel
The whole time he's walking around there and he's like, I am Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm Jesus Christ in a suit.
Dave Anthony
This is what Jesus would.
Gareth Reynolds
Actor Jesus.
Dave Anthony
If he was in a suit. This is what Jesus.
Gareth Reynolds
Actor Jesus.
James Caviezel
He turned down Dr. Manhattan, by the way, because it was. You'd have to be blue and naked.
Dave Anthony
Another source said from QAnon, said he had a childlike religious understanding and was not loving. Quote, he is not. He is filled with hatred of other. Jim was Consumed by bizarre religious, military, and nationalistic fixations. He always said he was friends with and trained with the Navy seals.
Gareth Reynolds
That is such a trope.
James Caviezel
I'm friends with the Navy seals. I practice with the Dodgers. I go to church. I go to church with some guys who. I go to church with some guys who are. They're in the Mafia.
Dave Anthony
My dad.
James Caviezel
My dad knows. My dad knows a gangster.
Gareth Reynolds
GI Joe is based on me. I'm friends with a couple werewolves.
James Caviezel
I met a Transformer. I met a Transformer.
Gareth Reynolds
I am a Transformer. When lightning struck me, I became part robot.
James Caviezel
Were you there when my. When my. When my prime was crucified?
Gareth Reynolds
Do you remember?
James Caviezel
Were you there when prime died? Were you there when prime died three days later? And three days later, he rose and became the Lord of Cybertron.
Gareth Reynolds
More than meets the eye.
Dave Anthony
It becomes a running joke on set that he was always talking about Navy seals. He had an I Support Navy Steel sticker on every car he owned.
Gareth Reynolds
2.
James Caviezel
That's the ones they sell you when you try to check out at the website with the I am an EV SEAL sticker. Well, actually, we can't sell these to everyone.
Gareth Reynolds
Your card is still empty. Empty.
James Caviezel
Here's the. Yeah, there's a consolation sticker you're allowed to get.
Dave Anthony
Well, look, if I get pulled over by a Navy seal, they won't give me a ticket.
Gareth Reynolds
Give. Any idea how fast you were swimming back there, sir?
Dave Anthony
I found. I found a Navy SEALS subreddit, and they were all upset that Jim wears this pin because you are not.
Gareth Reynolds
And a fanny pack.
Dave Anthony
And a fanny pack.
Gareth Reynolds
In case someone wants to fucking. Oh, my God. And he's with Kerry Lake in case Kerry Lake wants to hump. But he's wearing what he's wearing the little, like, Navy SEAL pin.
Dave Anthony
You only wear it if you're a Navy seal. You don't like. It's eventually.
Gareth Reynolds
And he's in all Navy stolen valor.
Dave Anthony
You don't wear it. And he's just like. Well, I mean, I trained.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm near a lake. Wow.
James Caviezel
He's like, I also do some great horn tricks.
Dave Anthony
Jim also quote, he was obsessed with guns. He always wanted to shoot people and kill people, which is not a thing. Reese's character would shoot people in the knee. He was not a go for the head, go for the chest guy, but Jim really wanted to kill people.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, also, the writing of, like, he's a knee guy. He's the knee copy.
Dave Anthony
But they became so concerned with how much he wanted to kill people that they stopped using blanks on set now.
Gareth Reynolds
They use real bullets.
Dave Anthony
They started just doing gunshots and the effects after.
James Caviezel
The sound department could hear him on the microphone when he'd be like, I can't wait for this next take. They're gonna see what Jesus Christ, his revenge. Jesus face over here. He's gonna get it. He doesn't even know it right now.
Dave Anthony
I'm pretty sure Jesus would shoot this guy right in the fucking face.
Gareth Reynolds
You.
James Caviezel
Know, you realize that Jesus would have been against gun control. And he was, because he is. He was timeless. Of course, you know this.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, I mean, I. Jesus told.
James Caviezel
Jesus told Peter the night he was betrayed in Gethsemane. Jesus. Jesus said. Actually, he said that if you're a fool, if you give up your knife, you should carry a sword. Any man should carry a sword.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, maybe you should carry a sword. I mean, maybe that might be a better.
James Caviezel
He was talking about guns. He was talking about guns when he said that.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, regardless, I think the idea that maybe a sword or a knife or something like that might be a better thing for the character because it feels.
James Caviezel
You'Re second guessing Jesus.
Gareth Reynolds
I just want to shoot. I just want to. I just want to film. No, no, not shoot. No, no, no. Film, Film, film.
James Caviezel
Why are you stepping away from the truth of the Lord?
Gareth Reynolds
Well, because I feel like sometimes I'll say things, and it just gets us further behind schedule because it sets you off a little bit.
James Caviezel
So I'll tell you a story about Jonah.
Gareth Reynolds
Do not tell me that story. You've told me the story about.
James Caviezel
He was a reluctant prophet. I know. He was. Rested under the tree.
Dave Anthony
I know.
Gareth Reynolds
I know.
James Caviezel
Rested under the tree, followed him in a whale.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, this episode is already on you now. This episode is right now.
Dave Anthony
Jim would never swallow another dude.
Gareth Reynolds
Not unless I had a bag in my throat.
Dave Anthony
He might want to. He might want to. But Jim also always wanted to torture a source quote. He would be like, I have a great idea. You're gonna love this. Despite us not loving past 100 ideas. And he'd be like, what if I put a gun up his nose? The source said, he didn't seem to understand he would be doing this to another actor, an actual person, Cass, Mel Gibson. And that. Jim didn't seem to see a difference between actors and props. This not connected to reality thing spread to everything. Once in midtown Manhattan, Jim was supposed to pull up in a car. He, quote, blew a red light and nearly hit four or five pedestrians who were not with the production.
Gareth Reynolds
I like that. If they were with the production, that's okay. They have a day rate. They're under fives. Hit them. Jim, go gas it.
Dave Anthony
Because he's like, no, that's what my character would have done. I would come in hot.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
And I was like, this is 100% illegal and completely dangerous. For the last two and a half years of the show, Jim was banned from driving.
Gareth Reynolds
So he can't hold a dog. He can't drive. No guns.
James Caviezel
I'm blacklisted. They won't let me drive. They want me to hold dogs. They wouldn't let me. They wouldn't let me die for three days. You know, that was the studio that prevented me from dying for three days. I stayed in that cave for three weeks.
Gareth Reynolds
I know. And we know. And it was your trailer. It wasn't a cave. It was your trailer.
James Caviezel
Well, I put a large rock in front of it.
Gareth Reynolds
I am aware of that. Yes, but we. Yeah, that was in your. Obviously, we're not okay with that. Yeah, but you're back and we're ready to shoot.
Dave Anthony
He told the showrunner Manhattan.
James Caviezel
He realizes the Rome of today.
Gareth Reynolds
No, I don't. And I really. I can't express enough how much. We don't. We cannot do that again, Jim. It's not. It's just Manhattan. And by the way, getting permits here is ridiculous. I mean, we shut down a block. I don't know if you know what it's. I don't know what it cost to shut down a block in Rome back then, but it has to be way cheaper than now. I mean, we're over budget. We cannot shut it down again.
James Caviezel
I've seen this energy before in Pontius Pilate when he washed his hands.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't give me the Pontius shit again.
James Caviezel
Washed his hands when he killed me.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, nobody killed you, Jim. Jim, nobody killed you.
James Caviezel
I was. I was killed. And I rose again from the grave, and I did it to save the souls and to put some guns.
Gareth Reynolds
You don't have to be at the table read reads. We keep. We keep bending. We're bending.
James Caviezel
I think the table read should be done on one long table.
Gareth Reynolds
No, we're not doing last supper reads. No, no, Jim, we're not.
James Caviezel
No people on one side and six. No on another side.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, we already tried that. Jim.
James Caviezel
We tried that, and that's what got us that third season.
Gareth Reynolds
No, I don't think it did. I don't know why. I wish we hadn't gotten a third season.
James Caviezel
Jim, ye of little faith. God.
Gareth Reynolds
No.
Dave Anthony
Jim told the showrunner he was technically Jesus.
James Caviezel
I don't think that's something he told. That had to have been yelled.
Dave Anthony
Go.
James Caviezel
Tell me I can't drive a car. I'm technically Jesus.
Dave Anthony
And of course, like, Jesus Christ. He was absolutely frightening with weapons. Quote, similarly to blanks, if you had any sort of long arm in his hands or a large piece of metal during a fight, we would put a balaclava on him so he. We could double him because we didn't trust him to have this chunk of metal in his hands and do a fight.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
He's literally a crazy person on set. They're terrified that he's going to kill someone.
Gareth Reynolds
This fucking. We got to get this guy on the show.
Dave Anthony
This isn't even.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, that. That guy. That guy. They were like. Like, are we ready to shoot? He's like, I don't say it like that. Please hurry, hurry.
Dave Anthony
The last two seasons.
Gareth Reynolds
How many seasons they do.
Dave Anthony
They did five.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
The last two season, in any fight, his character was played by a stuntman and a balaclava. Never saw his face in any fight because they never had it.
Gareth Reynolds
But just done that for everything. Just been like, that's what the character is. I'm going to wear this forever.
James Caviezel
I think I finally now, in my later years, have found the perfect thing to avoid kissing in any movies.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. A bag over my head during a.
Dave Anthony
Standard interview scene with Clark Peters, who's Lester from the Wire. Jim, instead of just interviewing him, put Peters in a headlock and dragged him across the room. Another time, he choked an actor. He slammed another's head into a mantle, and he punched another one in the face. A source quote. It was just over and over again. It's like having a puppy. No, you can't chew on that. No, you can't chew on that. Except the puppy talks about Hitler in a not completely unfavorable light.
James Caviezel
Well, let me tell you something. There's been a falsification in the mainstream TV that Hitler was somehow an atheist. And I think that's one of the worst things you could say about that man.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
James Caviezel
There was obviously. There was an alliance. There was an alliance, Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. Come on. You found Hitler, dog.
James Caviezel
The Vatican. The Vatican.
Gareth Reynolds
Hitler.
James Caviezel
You know, I found the perfect solution. I'm never gonna be naked unless it's a holocaust.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't say that anymore.
James Caviezel
And Mel taught me it didn't happen. So I never have to be naked.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God. Jim. Jim, no. Oh, so I'll never do a nude scene. That's exactly right, Jim. That's right.
Dave Anthony
Jim did not have a problem. Ranting religious garbage on set. Anti abortion, anti LGBTQ. About 50% of the writers.
James Caviezel
What are these letters? What are these pronouns?
Gareth Reynolds
I won't do. I won't say pronouns.
James Caviezel
The only pronouns I see in the. In the word of God is the and thou.
Gareth Reynolds
And it just is so awkward to put that in the script. We tried, remember? We tried. It didn't work. Thy thigh. It sounds like thigh. It's weird.
James Caviezel
Are you with thy man? Are you a thy man?
Dave Anthony
Call me thigh. About 50% of the writers were LGBTQ, but Jim never knew. Once he refused to do a scene because Reese was going to save a gay couple who were in danger. But Jim said they were sinners and should be allowed to die.
James Caviezel
I mean, that's what my character would do. My character skipped a lot of ethics classes.
Gareth Reynolds
That is crazy, obviously, for him. But the writers had to be like, this is not gonna go great. Like, we're like. You know what I mean?
James Caviezel
The writers, you know how they're usually, like, trying to teach America a lesson.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah.
James Caviezel
They were actually just at this point, trying to teach him a lesson.
Gareth Reynolds
Right. Yeah, yeah, right.
James Caviezel
A gay couple that your character saves.
Dave Anthony
Now, by save, do you mean kill?
Gareth Reynolds
And then they go to hell? They go to.
James Caviezel
They go. You kill them. They go to purgatory, Then they're. Then they go to heaven in separate rooms.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
Dave Anthony
Look at that. Hitler dog.
Gareth Reynolds
That's separate rooms. All right. And you'll go left and you'll go right, obviously. Welcome. No hanky panky, boys.
Dave Anthony
So the showrunners talked to Jim, and they told him during 9 11, firefighters did not stop to ask people's sexual orientation before they saved them.
Gareth Reynolds
Should have.
Dave Anthony
And Jim then agreed to do the scene and later on. On set.
James Caviezel
All right, so I get it. I get it. He's moving fast. He doesn't know that they're gay.
Gareth Reynolds
Okay, well, sorta. It's not gonna come up, but. But if it were to come up, he would still do it. You know what I mean? It's an emergency. So.
James Caviezel
So when does he find out that they're gay and then put him back in the danger?
Gareth Reynolds
Look, Jim, quite frankly, he probably knows that they're gay before he saves them.
James Caviezel
Why would he. That's nonsensical. Why would he save them then?
Gareth Reynolds
Because they're in danger, Jim.
James Caviezel
The only way I could agree to it is if they. He doesn't know that they're gay. That's why.
Gareth Reynolds
But he knows that.
James Caviezel
Look, can they look like they're cousins or something?
Gareth Reynolds
No, he's not thinking about it. He. If it's a passing thought, he's going, oh, maybe they're together. Help them. That's how it's. That's the thought.
James Caviezel
Maybe they're these kinds of effeminate people were called to serve the Lord through music or something.
Gareth Reynolds
Now, for fuck's sake. Fine. Christ. No, no.
Dave Anthony
Later on on set, Chip said very loudly, even if a person was trans, he'd save them. Like the 911 fireman.
Gareth Reynolds
So they tried to impart a simple lesson to him. Like, you see? And he was like, yeah, I do see. And then later, he's like, even if people were trans on 9 11, you should save him. And I was like, jesus fucking Christ, shut the fuck up. He overlearned. I don't know. I'm furious.
James Caviezel
It's the one day a year. It's the one day a year. It's acceptable.
Gareth Reynolds
9 11. It's like the opposite of the purge.
James Caviezel
You save everybody on 9 11.
Gareth Reynolds
Save everyone. Like Noah, but with gays, if you need to.
James Caviezel
Two of each kind, Even if it's the same kind.
Gareth Reynolds
Two of each kind, even if they're dating.
Dave Anthony
From then on, they filmed any scenes with gay people when Jim was not on the set. Jim was also very fixated on IDing Jewish people.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy.
Dave Anthony
It's fine.
James Caviezel
You got. You got some. You got some credentials there.
Gareth Reynolds
Perhaps we could put something on their shirt.
Dave Anthony
Jesus Christ.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm just pitching.
Dave Anthony
All three. QAnon Anonymous podcast. Sources said Jim often brought up Hitler. Quote. He would talk about how Hitler was very organized and regimented and intelligent, and he had, like, a really smart plan. And Jim did Hitler impressions with his finger as a mustache, quote. I also had more than one cast member because he would frequently do a Hitler impression in the hair and makeup trailer.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
Dave Anthony
Who came to me very uncomfortable, like, is this. What is this? It's not funny what's happening here. So that was a constant issue.
James Caviezel
Instagram person of interest.
Gareth Reynolds
Just gotta finish the makeup, Jim. So if you could get your finger.
Dave Anthony
Down, could you imagine you're just getting your hair done and he's over there.
Gareth Reynolds
Very funny. Can you shut up?
Dave Anthony
Fuck yes.
James Caviezel
You know, I appreciate that you're listening to Madonna here with some of the other actors. Just getting the morning started with coffee and everything. But I'm wondering if we could turn it down and listen to the Volksstorm.
Gareth Reynolds
Kind of get everyone in the mood.
James Caviezel
I have some Hitler on my Spotify.
Gareth Reynolds
It's actually all Hitler. Okay. So my playlist. Sorry. I'm sorry.
James Caviezel
Mind band Comp.
Dave Anthony
Now this is going to surprise you, but Jim was not great with people of color.
Gareth Reynolds
There was an actual person right now who's like, what? That doesn't track.
Dave Anthony
Jim Caviezel often when he met a not white stranger.
James Caviezel
Well, they're not in the Bible.
Gareth Reynolds
You see, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Dave Anthony
When he met a not white stranger, Jim would speak in a fake version of their language with real words mixed in.
Gareth Reynolds
What is. I want to know what that means, but also don't want to hear you do it.
Dave Anthony
I know what it is in my head. I'm also not going to do it. Most of these people who did it to were native born Americans. They're just American people.
Gareth Reynolds
Americans.
Dave Anthony
He even allegedly spoke fabricated German to a white guy in the writers room who he'd never met. He started speaking gibberish Mandarin to a Chinese American woman who spoke fluent Mandarin and then argued with her when she said he wasn't speaking Mandarin.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, no impressions shall follow.
James Caviezel
You know, this is. This was the great evil that was put forth by Satan on earth in the form of Mao Zedong.
Dave Anthony
Once.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, we what we have to shoot.
James Caviezel
You know what sun yat sin means, Jim?
Gareth Reynolds
We are. I mean, people are quitting.
James Caviezel
All men have sun yat sin and fall short of the glory of God.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, we are falling short of CBS's schedule.
Dave Anthony
It's 4:00am It's 4:00am I know that.
James Caviezel
They know. I know that the communists who run the network would like us to take.
Gareth Reynolds
No, they're not, Jim. They're not communists.
James Caviezel
Two steps forward and one step backward.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, Jim, you're still going one step forward. If we can just shoot.
James Caviezel
Are we, Are we going by the. Are we going by the, the great. The gospel. Are we going by the little Red book?
Gareth Reynolds
The schedule. The schedule. We're going by the binder. There's a schedule.
James Caviezel
I'll tell you, there's a schedule. No one knows it except the man upstairs That's.
Gareth Reynolds
And he is furious.
James Caviezel
You know what? The man who had the schedule was a man from Austria.
Gareth Reynolds
No, no, Jim. No, no, no, Jim, no.
James Caviezel
He was blacklisted. He was blacklisted.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, Jim, no.
James Caviezel
When they canceled him, he was crucified.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
Dave Anthony
I can't believe he just said that.
Gareth Reynolds
We're on season four, but we're on script six.
Dave Anthony
It's season four, but it feels like 20.
James Caviezel
You know, I'm having a bunker built underneath my house.
Gareth Reynolds
That's fine. And that is.
James Caviezel
It's in the shape of a cross. There's a tube and there's a Cross tube.
Dave Anthony
Once an Asian American studio exec came to set, and Jim walked up to him, pressed his hands together, bowed, and said, ahso.
James Caviezel
I mean, that's the classic. That's a classic. You never. You never. You never seen the. The Charlie Chan mysteries. You never saw the fantastic Peter Sellers, the Fed.
Gareth Reynolds
That stuff ages.
Dave Anthony
Jim Leonard told the crew it was fine because he adopted Chinese children.
Gareth Reynolds
Whoa. Wow.
Dave Anthony
He did. He adopted three Chinese kids.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
Two had brain tumors. Benign when he adopted them, but I'm sure they wish they still had the brain tumors. He spoke. He spoke with a black scent when he met black people.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
James Caviezel
Hey, man, what's happening, man? What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that?
Gareth Reynolds
I'm Jim Caviezel.
Dave Anthony
A source said he refused to have a romance with a black character. And in a production meeting, he said, quote, people shouldn't have interracial relationships.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God. It's like he's on a CBS show.
Dave Anthony
He's on a cbs. This is a human resources issue.
James Caviezel
It is my job. It is my job to say the things that Jesus could not because he was cut short by Jews.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim. Holy. Look, we said you could keep your shirt and jeans.
James Caviezel
The Lord has sent his son back for an additional 33 years.
Gareth Reynolds
Let her kiss your little neck.
James Caviezel
I am supposed to live 33 years past my 33rd year, and in that time I will. I will have my wife kill herself and I will kill myself to avoid having my body.
Gareth Reynolds
Now, Jim, do it now. It'd be easier to shoot if you were dead.
Dave Anthony
Can you say the lines?
James Caviezel
No, they're on the car.
Dave Anthony
So the romance with the character, the black woman, this actress they bring on the show to have a romance with Jim, doesn't happen. And then her character, then is just standing around doing nothing.
James Caviezel
I mean, yeah, I mean, what, you want me to be some kind of like, Captain Kirk? That didn't work.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes, it did work, Jim. It was an important. No, it was over to tv.
James Caviezel
America saw that Star Trek was over.
Gareth Reynolds
No, it wasn't. It kept going. It was a huge moment.
James Caviezel
Captain Kirk had an interracial romance with a couple of aliens and a couple of different races and stuff. And no. Everybody said, boo, Star Trek. We all know that now, Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
It kept going. They made nine movies, Jim. They keep making movies.
James Caviezel
And yet I can't. You realize there's supposed to be a passion of the Christ for each of the four gospels. We only got to do the Matthew one.
Gareth Reynolds
You wouldn't survive enough.
James Caviezel
Why are we allowed to do Luke.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
James Caviezel
Mark.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't say another goddamn name.
James Caviezel
John of Patmos.
Gareth Reynolds
For sake, Jim. This is an hour procedural, Sunday nights.
James Caviezel
One time there, I never realized it aired on Sundays. I object to that.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim.
Dave Anthony
Jim, no.
Gareth Reynolds
My wife laughed.
Dave Anthony
Jim, no. They were filming on location in D.C. when Jim wandered off set.
Gareth Reynolds
It might be good.
Dave Anthony
And he joined I want to find.
James Caviezel
Thomas Jefferson and say hello.
Gareth Reynolds
Go.
Dave Anthony
And he joined a group who were protesting Islamic immigration and were planning to burn a Quran.
Gareth Reynolds
Hey, cool. Lunch break. I'm Jim Caviezel.
Dave Anthony
Rachel Kirsites of Decius covered it. There were a lot of counter protesters there too. And Jim said to them, quote, you are all wrong. I know. Islam is evil. All men. All Islamic men want Sharia. He told women. He told the woman. He just went up to a woman and said she should watch the stoning of Soroya M to learn about Sharia. Sharia, Sharia, Sharia. That movie of course, stars Jim. So he told me, you want to.
Gareth Reynolds
Learn about what you're talking about, watch my movie.
Dave Anthony
And then he spoke gibberish to her in Farsi, which she didn't speak.
James Caviezel
I'll tell you something that'll open your eyes about the evils of Islam. There's a movie called not without my Daughter. Want to see what it's really like? It's bad. It's bad. They have their own countries and they hate the American flag.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim. There's also a movie called Frequency where you talk to your father through a fucking radio about a murder.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, I am radio.
Gareth Reynolds
Your movies are dumb, Jim.
James Caviezel
You know where they don't have radios? The Middle East.
Gareth Reynolds
They have radios in the Middle East.
James Caviezel
They don't use radios in the Middle East.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes, they do.
James Caviezel
They certainly do not.
Gareth Reynolds
No, they do, Jim.
James Caviezel
Oh, you think you can get an fm, turn the dial to the right? It actually, that. Actually, the lower. The lower stations are on the right end of the dial and the higher stations are on the left end of the dial.
Gareth Reynolds
That's how wrong it is. That doesn't even matter, Jim. They still have radios. He said they didn't even have them.
James Caviezel
I've never encountered any radios from the Middle East.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, you've never met anyone from the Middle East. From what it looks like, you just went up to that woman and spoke gibberish. Farsi.
James Caviezel
Jesus didn't like some people. Let me tell you about you, Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
You.
Dave Anthony
Jim's lawyer claimed all that. All that stuff was. He said that was all a fabrication. It never happened.
Gareth Reynolds
Every time his phone rings, he's like, no, hello.
Dave Anthony
Showrunner Jonah Nolan was said to be exhausting.
Gareth Reynolds
Jonah.
Dave Anthony
Jonah Nolan.
Gareth Reynolds
Jonah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
Ding, ding, ding. You know, I've got a lot of. I got a lot. A lot of alt Twitter accounts that I have, and I call myself a noticer. I notice. I notice certain types of people that are. Have their careers elevated and so forth. I'm blacklisted. I'm blacklisted. And I. I passed the time by having, like, fake accounts on websites, which is a normal thing to do.
Dave Anthony
So Nolan was exhausted after five years, and the show ended in 2016.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy shit. What a run, though. What a. I mean, the show is making the show.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. In 2020, Jim starred in a movie called Infidel, Produced by Dinesh D'Souza Media.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God. Oh, what a great. One of my favorite producers.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. The Baltimore Catholic Review said it goes like this.
James Caviezel
God, country. Dinesh D'Souza.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. That's a crazy third, Jim.
Dave Anthony
The Baltimore Catholic Review said it was wildly Islamophobic. Muslims had picky noses. They scowl constantly and want to harm those who. Who disrespected them. The next year, Jim spoke at a QAnon conference over Zoom, where he then promoted the adrenocomb Adrenochrome conspiracy theory.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow.
Dave Anthony
At another conference, he gave Mel Gibson's battle speech from Braveheart.
James Caviezel
I am also Mel Gibson.
Gareth Reynolds
He's still alive.
James Caviezel
I think I'm Jesus Christ. I'm Mel Gibson.
Gareth Reynolds
And you're William Wallace.
James Caviezel
And I'm Braveheart. Yeah. And I'm Dickie. I'm Dickie from my talented Mr. Ripley, of course. Wow. And I found something that allows me to look at a Muslim person because I consider it offensive to my religious beliefs to do a scene with a Muslim person unless I'm blindfolded.
Gareth Reynolds
They're blindfolded. There's no eye contact.
James Caviezel
There's no eye contact. It's not. It's not a. It's not. I'm not participating in Sharia law.
Gareth Reynolds
It's a lot like the sex scene with Jennifer Lopez when I put a potato bag over my cock.
James Caviezel
A balaclava. Long underwear. Long underwear, blindfold. A fanny pack. I think we're ready for a fun weekend.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Hey, tell you what. Anything could happen now. Pretty much.
Dave Anthony
20Th Century Fox made the movie the Sound of freedom in 2018, but it was not released. No one wanted it blacklisted. Blacklisted.
James Caviezel
Blacklist.
Dave Anthony
And then came Angel Studios. The owners had previously cut cursing and sex for movies, but were sued and had to stop, and they then formed Angel Studios.
Gareth Reynolds
So they were finding mainstream movies Removing the sex scenes and then re releasing Mormons and whatnot. They were like, yeah, right.
James Caviezel
You guys want to watch Top gun? It's about 25 minutes.
Gareth Reynolds
You ever heard of Wild Things? It's an eight minute movie. How about Showgirls? It's a credit sequence.
Dave Anthony
They formed Angel Studios in 2023. They offered to distribute the Sound of Freedom. Sound of Freedom is based on Tim Ballard, who claims to save trafficked children. His group is named Operation Underground Railroad. Totally normal. Totally normal name.
Gareth Reynolds
It's an homage. Nothing wrong with that image.
Dave Anthony
Nope.
James Caviezel
You want your operation to not only be decipherable very quickly by both friendly and enemy sides, but you want it to have a little bit of bitterness to it. Operation I'm the good guy.
Dave Anthony
Now. Ballard is a big right wing celebrity. People close to Operation Underground Railroad say it's not effective or credible. Ballad goes into foreign towns with armed men and does photo ops with random children.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh yeah.
Dave Anthony
And then he says he saved them. To all his religious people, he wants to credit for saving a girl who had actually escaped herself. The state of Utah is investigating. Oh, you are an Utah D A has warned that they are grifting.
Gareth Reynolds
Of course, Utah is like, nope, we don't like it. What are you doing?
Dave Anthony
So of course Jim played Ballard.
Gareth Reynolds
Wow. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Jim said he spent time in the operation and was going to go on a mission. But at the last minute it became too risky. Quote, my wife was scared for me.
Gareth Reynolds
Uh huh.
Dave Anthony
Now they're gonna film the movie in Columbia and Carrie is worried about that.
Gareth Reynolds
Right.
Dave Anthony
So just.
James Caviezel
She's a basketball player. She could tell when something's about to be a real tough basket.
Dave Anthony
That's well put.
James Caviezel
Thank you. Thank you. Dunk.
Gareth Reynolds
Not sure I fully follow, but I suppose I don't want to keep digging, Jim, because I feel like my wife.
James Caviezel
And I are back. Basketball players.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. No, I.
James Caviezel
When we, we play, it's nothing but net. And when we have sex with each other, it's just. We have basketball nets.
Gareth Reynolds
She has a net inside of her gym.
James Caviezel
Well, yeah, because that's, it's, it's we. I can do it myself as a loving husband. The procedure is very easy.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm sorry, this is a surgical thing.
James Caviezel
No, it's not surgical. That's why I allow it.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, I can't.
James Caviezel
I, I, I wear, I wear basketball shoes over my private areas.
Gareth Reynolds
Stop talking. That can't even, that can't even. Jim, please. I can't.
Dave Anthony
To make Carrie feel better about filming in Colombia, they had 30 Navy SEALs come to protect Them during filming. So she.
Gareth Reynolds
So they are. Yeah. So a bunch of Caviezels come to protect.
Dave Anthony
Yeah, a bunch of Caviezel.
James Caviezel
I'm not a Navy SEAL, everybody says, but I can get 30 of them to show up like that.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep. Where are their fanny packs that hang over their balls?
Dave Anthony
But one day she called Jib and said there were. He said there's only two Navy SEALs on set. Because, quote, the other 28 saved 200 children.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, my God.
James Caviezel
And you know. You know what happens when a Navy SEAL saves a kid? It's like when a bee stings somebody and that's it. They get one save. They get one save and then they're out. Then they're out of the Navy seals. Yeah.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
James Caviezel
They turn in their pen and then they did it. They're like, I saved a kid. And they're out. No more.
Dave Anthony
Yep.
Gareth Reynolds
200.
Dave Anthony
And later, they would all credit Carrie with saving the children because she is. Why the Navy Seals were there and.
Gareth Reynolds
The first to protect Jim because of this shoot.
Dave Anthony
The film came out last year. It made a ton of money.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, I mean, you know, I watched it. Wait, what was that? What happened?
Dave Anthony
It jumped ahead. That wasn't supposed to be there.
Gareth Reynolds
Did you see it?
James Caviezel
Yeah, yeah, I saw it. Not only I see it, I know it's true. That's why he's hiding it. He's hiding it from the crowd here.
Gareth Reynolds
I didn't see it.
James Caviezel
He's hiding it. Just like the mainstream media.
Gareth Reynolds
What is it?
Dave Anthony
It's fine.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, right. He's hiding. Yeah. Like the mainstream media show us.
James Caviezel
The dollop is controlled. The dollop. First of all, it's a reference to a quantum of cum.
Gareth Reynolds
It is. Talk about it. That's the origin story. It was a measurement of semen. Yes, sir.
Dave Anthony
So.
Gareth Reynolds
Is your dad alive?
Dave Anthony
The Sound of Music is what Q is about. Sound of Music, Sound of Freedom, Sound.
James Caviezel
Of Freedom are alive with the Sound of Freedom. But I would love to just get to do. I would love to do that. And just in Hitler costume, Julie Andrews.
Dave Anthony
But Q is way worse than the Sound of Freedom. Q is old school Protocols of the Elders of Zion based Jew hatred.
James Caviezel
Like it's classic good stuff.
Dave Anthony
Classic baby eating stuff. Like it's classic stuff.
James Caviezel
Suppressed truth.
Dave Anthony
The main conspiracy theory of Q is that deep state Satan worshiping pedophilic liberals are behind an international child sex trafficking ring and that they harvest adrenochrome from kids and take it as a fountain of youth potion and drugs and eat pizza. They believe the elites scared the children to produce the adrenochrome.
Gareth Reynolds
That's how it works.
Dave Anthony
For instance, they believe there's a dark web video of Hillary Clinton and her assistant Uma ripping off a child's face, using it as a mask to scare adrenochrome out of the child and then drinking the child's blood.
Gareth Reynolds
But to be clear, when you rip a child's face off, they're not scared enough. You'd think that that would scare a child enough to produce the adrenochrome, and maybe it would. But as an extra measure of safety, put the child's face on and you're guaranteed to get a little bit of adrenochrome.
Dave Anthony
You know what else you can do? You can go, boo. The Internet is filled with pictures of Democrats.
Gareth Reynolds
And then it must really poke a hole in that. Biden's the nominee to be like, they're full of adrenochrome. To make them young. And then Joe Biden's like, four more years. Pause.
Dave Anthony
So Jim, while he's doing PR for the film, he keeps bringing up adrenochrome. Oh, shit. This is the trailer.
Gareth Reynolds
Isn't it strange that you don't have that clip? Interesting, isn't it?
James Caviezel
The preview that was approved by big tech companies. That's what they would play on their platform.
Gareth Reynolds
So you're planning on showing a clip where Jim Caviezel talks about adrenochrome. You don't have it. Either because of divine intervention or it doesn't exist.
James Caviezel
Hold on.
Gareth Reynolds
Watch the ASL interpreters. They'll tell you what's fucking real.
Dave Anthony
I'll pull it up right now.
James Caviezel
PowerPoint. Masonic signaling. PowerPoint.
Gareth Reynolds
Look at you, frazzled.
D
Adrenaline in your body. I'll just simplify it. And when you are scared, you produce adrenaline. If you're an athlete, you get in the fourth quarter, you have adrenaline that comes out of you. If a child knows he's going to die, his body will secrete this adrenaline. And they have a lot of terms that they use.
Dave Anthony
Well, if you could just get it from an. If you can just get it from an athlete, why. If you get it from.
Gareth Reynolds
Has anyone seen Steph Curry?
Dave Anthony
If you can get it from an athlete, why are you killing? Why are you.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, well, their argument is going to be, it's easy to just take a kid, right? You're not going to be able to go get Jimmy Butler whenever you want, saying, it's the.
Dave Anthony
It's the good.
Gareth Reynolds
It is the best.
Dave Anthony
The top notch, top shelf adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
I want to I want to make sure. I want to reestablish my authority to speak on this topic here. You're believing this because it's on a website and I'm dressed very nicely. And I'm in. I'm in my screening room with some empty chairs.
Dave Anthony
He's talking to a QANON conference.
James Caviezel
I know who I'm talking to.
Gareth Reynolds
I'm talking to the people talking to him right now.
James Caviezel
And you're talking to the Lord Jesus Christ.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim Caviezel. Jim Caviezel.
James Caviezel
The chain of authority here. You're. And I. And look, you're listening to me because you know that I am a person of interest. I am the Lord Jesus Christ. I am Defuhrer. And no, that's not Jim.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim's diversified a little bit, and we're excited to unleash the new Jim. He's doing a bunch of.
James Caviezel
My authority stems from the fact that the God. The God told me to be an.
Gareth Reynolds
Actor when I was 14 and 19.
James Caviezel
And I was in a movie called My Private Idaho.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. Yeah. Where there were gays, but he played an Italian.
James Caviezel
But it was 9 11. It was 9 11. So I decided it was okay to sell them tickets.
Gareth Reynolds
The plane that those two gay men got on hit Tower two.
James Caviezel
That's true. And that's where my authority is. Bay. That's my. The basis of my.
Gareth Reynolds
That's where he's coming from. Okay. Do you understand? A little bit. Anyway, we'd love to do the. We'd love to do the episode of Big Bang Theory. Jim's excited to be a part of it. You know, as long as we agree it wasn't really a big bang. It was just something God created.
James Caviezel
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
So the song has to change.
James Caviezel
Have our answer to the Big Bang Theory.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah. We're just looking for an alternative intro song.
James Caviezel
It's a room. It's a room of Christian nerds. And. Yeah, it's.
Gareth Reynolds
It's Christian nerds. And the intro song will go like the whole universe was created by God. And then it starts.
D
It's the worst horror I've ever seen. Is screaming alone. Even if I never, ever, ever, ever saw it. It's just beyond. And these people that do it.
James Caviezel
There'Ll.
D
Be no mercy for them.
Dave Anthony
It's the clapping.
D
This is one of the best films I've ever done in my life. The film.
Gareth Reynolds
And I was in frequency.
James Caviezel
To be clear. I'm releasing this film to try to inspire people to lynch people. And I just said it here in an interview. I'm reasonably released this film about horrors that I've never seen. The worst horrors that I've never seen with my own two eyes with a blindfold on. And what I'm hoping is that this movie inspires people to kill people that are celebrities.
Dave Anthony
Yeah.
Gareth Reynolds
What Jim's asking is, if a tree falls in the wood and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
James Caviezel
Shoot it? Torture it? Gun up its nose?
Gareth Reynolds
Hold on, Jim. He jumps in as fast as he wants, which I love about him.
James Caviezel
Oh, you make fun of the tree language. Oh, I fall down.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, Jim, Jim.
James Caviezel
Made of wood. Made of wood. Big tree.
Gareth Reynolds
All right, hold on, buddy.
Dave Anthony
Is this a character?
Gareth Reynolds
No. Jim's being himself for sure. You can tell. He's got the Navy SEAL pin on. That's Jim. But if a child has adrenochrome stolen from them and Jim's not around to see it, but he saw a video on 4chan about it, did it happen?
James Caviezel
You know what I. What? One thing we discovered in the making of this movie, There was a reason that Disney really tried to make sure the movie didn't come out, is because they use adrenochrome to power some of their animatronics in their parks.
Gareth Reynolds
Oh, yeah, Minnie's fully adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
The country bear jamboree.
Gareth Reynolds
100%. I mean, what do you think those are natural?
James Caviezel
12 child. 12 children. 12 scared, dying children have to go into every one of the country bears. The moose head on the wall that starts talking and singing. They have.
Gareth Reynolds
We're getting off the rails a little. But what he's saying is true. The moose head is clearly full of child adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
And what they do is they sacrifice the children from each show, and then subsequently, that powers the animatronics for the next show system.
Gareth Reynolds
It's the circle of adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
There's a reason there. There's a reason that the hall of Presidents only has elected presidents in it.
Gareth Reynolds
Think about it, asshole. Sit there with your dumb ass look on your face. Everything he just said makes sense, sir.
Dave Anthony
This is a Wendy's.
Gareth Reynolds
I can't believe it keeps going.
James Caviezel
I think that what we've got to do is we've got to capture Tinkerbell and waterboard her and get the truth out of her, because she's seen everything, and she can make it stop if she dabs it.
D
Essentially, you have adrenaline in your body. I'll just simplify it.
Gareth Reynolds
Yeah, simplify it, Jim.
D
When you are scared, you've produced adrenaline. If you're an athlete, you get in the fourth quarter, you have adrenaline.
Gareth Reynolds
That comes probably the first quarter, too.
D
Honestly, if a child knows he's going to die, his body will secrete this adrenaline. And they have a lot of terms that they use.
James Caviezel
I won't give you those terms now. These are technical terms.
D
It's the worst I've ever seen is screaming alone. Even if I never, ever, ever, ever.
James Caviezel
Saw it.
D
It'S beyond. And these people that do it.
James Caviezel
There'Ll.
D
Be no mercy for them. This is one of the best films I've ever done in my life. The film is on a level of Academy Award level. Whether it ever gets seen in this industry, it's really up to your prayers and your word of mouth.
James Caviezel
So I actually have one of the movie theaters behind me as I'm filming that, and all the scenes sold out. The seats are. What the New World Order is doing is that they're buying tickets and then they're not showing up.
Gareth Reynolds
It's Marcus Cinema.
Dave Anthony
So there. So there is no. There's no. There's no. Here's the crazy thing. There's no adrenochrome in the film that he goes and does all this publicity and it's not part of the film. They just. It's just like child trafficking. You know, the fun part. But there's no. And so all these Q people are upset by that. So Jim is.
James Caviezel
Well, there's a. There's a savior's cut that's coming out.
Gareth Reynolds
Actually doesn't.
James Caviezel
There's a messiah's cut of the film that's gonna come out.
Dave Anthony
There's other things that aren't in it that upset them. There's no deep underground military bases. Hillary Clinton. Clinton's not the leader of an adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
Product that's going to be in the sequel. That's going to be a TV spin off series.
Dave Anthony
But it is a massive success.
Gareth Reynolds
Huge.
Dave Anthony
Makes shitloads of money.
Gareth Reynolds
It was on Amazon, I think. I'm serious.
Dave Anthony
They put it on Amazon.
Gareth Reynolds
Yes, it was on one of them. Yeah. It was on, like, a huge streamer where I was like, that's crazy.
Dave Anthony
I mean, it, like, knocked, like, Indiana Jones out of the top spot.
Gareth Reynolds
Well, to be fair, used a little adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
Adrenochrome. I was in Temple of Doom. The guy would pull a heart out, and he would pull the heart out.
Gareth Reynolds
That was adrenochrome.
James Caviezel
That was adrenochrome right there.
Gareth Reynolds
Right there.
Dave Anthony
But what happened was the rich people bought a ton of tickets and then they would Give you tickets for free. Like, I went and saw it to be on the Q Anonymous podcast and in the theater. Yeah. And I didn't pay. I just went and got a free ticket, which is. So they would, like, buy out tickets. They would buy out whole theaters and there'd be like two people in it. Two months after the film's release, Tim Ballard resigns from O UR because he's being investigated. At least seven women allege that they pretended to be his wives to go on these missions to save kids. And the women say this was part of a grooming process and he was first.
James Caviezel
They came for the groomers.
Dave Anthony
So five women have sued him for sexual assault and battery. A criminal investigation is also underway. The Mormon church, who was long in his ballot's corner, now called his behavior, quote, morally unacceptable.
Gareth Reynolds
It's again, amazing when that church is like, we're actually disassociating, if you can believe. You're a little crazy, to be honest. Anyway, let's read plates.
Dave Anthony
Our former director of security, Matt Cooper, is also accused that their missions weren't actually to save children, but they were engaged in the lifestyle of wealthy sex tourists. Ballard calls it a shakedown and says he might run for the Senate.
Gareth Reynolds
Yep. Well, probably get really close now.
Dave Anthony
Obviously, Jim expected the movie to literally change the world and for everyone to realize what was happening with. With adrenochrome and all this other stuff. And then Ballard instead is out and he's being investigated. And Jim is not handling this well. He recently claimed the CIA was a huge big part of child trafficking, but let's just say he's had a rough year.
D
You watch it, you feel God's love and the power in this movie Sound of Freedom, and it makes you unafraid. I was willing to come forward and speak truthfully on things like adrenochrome organ harvesting, and was severely reprimanded by much of the media. And they claimed their fact checkers knew more. But they don't know like, you guys know, I put you up against them anytime. I just saw this from Wall Street Silver and it's got 4.7 million views. So let's just start there. It says his days are numbered, referencing me. They will make it look like an accident. He is likely correct. The CIA does this and it is used for blackmailing their assets and hide places to keep them in line. Hollywood actor Jim Caviezel says CIA operates world's biggest pedophile ring. Well, let me explain something to all of you in the world that think that I'm a little girl and I'm afraid of you. I'm not scared in the least bit. I gave God brought me into Hollywood to become an actor. He asked me to do that. He was my intel officer, the greatest God that, the only God I love, General Flynn, and how he gave his life. And guys like that inspire me. Warriors that I work with, SEAL teams that I work with. Not the media. Yes, there's good media like Lara Logan. People that are giving their lives, they actually go down there. Not your stupid fact checkers. And by the way, do you have to go to fact checking school? Where is that like a doctorate degree? Master's degree? I'm asking Christians public. Forget about Christians. Wake up. Stop fearing the devil more than you fear God. Stop being afraid. Stop. Unlike you, I know I'm gonna die someday. Why would you continue to listen to a media that's lying to you every day? You know, a couple years ago I met talking about adrenochrome. You can't say that word. You cannot say anything bad on George Soros. Do you know that? He know he owns many of these companies like the Daily Beast. Boy, they sure had their fun tearing me apart. I lost my agents 17 years and my other agent of 15 years because they listened to them and there's a big storm coming and they know it. So they have to go and threaten you with everything from Q Anon or whatever they want to say. Do you know what Q really means? Means question. That's what one of these people told me. And I said, well, that seems like a good thing. Anon question.
Gareth Reynolds
Right?
D
Anans then go out and research it.
Dave Anthony
To see if it's true.
D
Because we've been fed their lies. Think about Monday, what happened? A Durham report was dropped. The FBI, the CIA, the whole. All of these guys are involved now. I know it's not all of them. The lower guys are probably just crying. But I'm asking you warriors to come out and tell the truth.
Dave Anthony
So.
James Caviezel
So Dave.
Dave Anthony
So he's not doing well.
Gareth Reynolds
The sound of disappointment. Obviously the best part is where he thinks question Q. Obviously it's question, question, question. It's quest. Go on, you on Q. Anon is short for question. On and on. Because you keep asking it. It's question, on and on.
Dave Anthony
He's like, you, you in those three clips, you see him being like, yeah, okay, you can't even say Adrian. And then he. And then he's getting angry and now he's just resigned to like, oh my God, it's all over.
Gareth Reynolds
How great would it be to devote, like a prank show to trying to sell Jim Caviezel Adrena chrome when he's at, like, Baja Fresh, just like, Punk'd, but with Adrenochrome. With Jim Caviezel is what he's sitting like. You need chrome. You need chrome. You looking for Adrenochrome. I just scared the shit out of this kid when I wore his face in a truck. This is pure, Jim. Drink this. Put it on your burrito. You look so young.
Dave Anthony
So that's where. That's where Jim Caviezel is today. I'm sure we'll do another episode on him, because this is gonna go fucking nuts.
James Caviezel
I just want to make sure everybody understands that I am a man of God that has very, very negative, scary music playing underneath me while I talk about the love of Jesus Christ. And I channel Jesus Christ. I was struck. When I was struck by lightning. That's when he entered me. And I know.
Gareth Reynolds
But, Jim, you would agree that it's become a bit of a strange career, right? If God wanted this all for you.
James Caviezel
It really was a strange career. From the first time that I. I was plastered on the side of a Gap building. I knew that. I knew that that was a prophecy that was as good as another book of the Bible.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, but now you're on, like, YouTube.
James Caviezel
Jesus was. Jesus was. They didn't have.
Gareth Reynolds
Jim, now you're on, like, in the.
James Caviezel
Roman times, they didn't have buildings.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't do that now.
James Caviezel
Jesus came back again, Jim. And when the lightning struck me, it was I. I know from my father's chiropractic work, that's where the Holy Spirit entered my spine.
Gareth Reynolds
People on the set of Passion of the Christ, and they said, you were just trying to see.
James Caviezel
I turned down the X Men because there was a higher calling. Not a mutant, but a God. I am a God.
Dave Anthony
Wait.
James Caviezel
And my name is Q.
Dave Anthony
Wait, you turned on X Men for frequency.
James Caviezel
You know. Well, I turned. They don't have radios in Islam, but stop it, Jim. I know the frequency. And let me tell you something. My father. My father in that movie was Dennis Quaid. My. My true father in heaven is Randy Quaid. Let me tell you that.
Gareth Reynolds
Stop.
James Caviezel
Stop being afraid of the devil.
Gareth Reynolds
Be afraid of God.
James Caviezel
Then be afraid of your God.
Dave Anthony
Fear.
James Caviezel
Fear. Death, sorrows, blood. Follow Jesus, kill people.
Dave Anthony
Soros owns the Daily Beast.
Gareth Reynolds
That was pathetic.
James Caviezel
Daily Beast. Hiding in plain sight.
Gareth Reynolds
Beast, beast, revelation.
Dave Anthony
Sources. QAnon Anonymous podcast with hosts Julian Feld, Travis View, and Jake Rockatanski. Holy priestsforlife.org wow. Scottish Daily Record and Sunday tvguy.com Crazy.
Gareth Reynolds
Sources, by the way.
Dave Anthony
North Carolina Register w Polit. That's a Pole. That's a Polish one. We don't need to pluralism.
James Caviezel
I actually agree with you on that. We don't need anything in the Polish stuff. No, Jim, it was organized. You know, he didn't like those extra diacritical marks over some of the letters that they've got.
Dave Anthony
Roll call.com majujiri WS Crisis magazine, shout.
James Caviezel
Out Magijeri Crisis Magazine. Crisis Magazine. I have it delivered and they have. There's a children's version that they all also send out. And it's called, it's called. It's called Problems for Babies. Crisis Magazine. Let's try. So I that's the first name I.
Dave Anthony
Trust in Crisis Christ is Tecton Ministries, Fox News.
Gareth Reynolds
They're gonna ban tap Tac here.
Dave Anthony
Christian Post, Wall Street Journal, TV Line, Reddit, the Navy Seals subreddit.
James Caviezel
Don't forget the Wall Street Silver Bets Twitter guy, because I cite that.
Gareth Reynolds
That was so fucking.
James Caviezel
People say that's my own Twitter account that I cited myself. I have, among many other people, I have access to see the previews of what the posts will be. It's not, it's not. It's not a Twitter account that I run.
Dave Anthony
Vice.com MensHealth.com how to Get Jesus ABS NBC News, the Independent, UK Movies, Radio Free BustedHalo.com Holy the AV Club, the Huffington Post, CalCatholic.com Daily Mail Good Wired, Rolling Stone, Rumble and Screen Rant. And the book Blue Dixie Awakening the South's Democratic Majority by Bob Moser.
Gareth Reynolds
Holy.
James Caviezel
Legitimate, legitimate sources.
Gareth Reynolds
I mean, it's all so crazy, but at the end there, it did strike me again like lightning during the filming of a movie about Jesus that he really does think God told them to become an actor.
Dave Anthony
Yes.
Gareth Reynolds
And your calling, if your calling in life is to be an actor, it's real sad, like already to think that God would be like, just go, be act and you're going to do Persons of Interest for five seasons on cbs. My plan is wonky and bizarre. Enjoy the ride, Jimmy boy.
James Caviezel
You know what I noticed there wasn't any of your citations. There wasn't. Only the most popular book that's ever been written.
Gareth Reynolds
Don't say it.
Dave Anthony
The Stand by Stephen King.
James Caviezel
Satanic book. Of course. No, what I'm talking about. Of course, the Bible, the Word of God. You familiar with the Word of God?
Gareth Reynolds
Sounds like he's got a lot of words to Be quite honest with you.
Dave Anthony
Yeah. It's like he never shuts up.
James Caviezel
It's funny that you would sit on the stage and blaspheme, knowing that it'll be held against you in the court of law, that is the heavens.
Gareth Reynolds
Dame's dad's a lawyer. He's already up there drunk. Legislating. We'll be fine.
James Caviezel
St. Peter. St. Peter is going to have guns pointed at you when you enter the Pearly gates. He's going to blow your head off, friend.
Gareth Reynolds
He won't be able to hold a dog either. All right, very quickly, first of all, James, thank you so much for joining us.
James Caviezel
Thank you.
Gareth Reynolds
And I don't think it's any coincidence. Jim Caviezel. James, it's pretty obvious there's a connection there. There. And truly, the fact that we have done this show for 10 years is insane.
Dave Anthony
And we. There were only two mental health hospitalizations.
Gareth Reynolds
Dave and I, when this show started, really had very little going on in our careers.
Dave Anthony
I was on Marin.
Gareth Reynolds
Shut up. And. And then we met up at Dave.
James Caviezel
I don't know, it was like kind of a pity hire at that point. I had him on the staff and I was like, he didn't. He didn't. I don't know. None of the final scripts were his mark's here.
Gareth Reynolds
And we met up at Dave's garage. And I didn't know what the fuck we were gonna do. And then very quickly, we started to do episodes of this, and very quickly we both were like, what the fuck is going on? And soon after, we started touring, we started feeling the love and we started feeling the connection. And I would be remiss if I did not say that both of us talk all the time about how much we value not only the support, but the connection to all the people who come to our shows, who listen to our shows, who may be common, who maybe don't. But it really has been one of those things that has changed everything. Not just careers, the way we view the world, the way we view people at balls. And we just thank everyone so much who. Everyone who joined the livestream, everyone who came out tonight, everyone who's ever come to a show, everyone who ever listens or tells anyone, everyone who threw a doll head on stage tonight and anyone and anyone in future throws a doll head on stage. Everyone who chanted, gary, it's actually Gareth, but for real, we thank you so much. And the fact that we did it for 10 years is amazing. And we're gonna do it for 10 more months, max, maximum. We Appreciate it, everybody. Thank you so much. Keep it going for James. Thank you. Appreciate it. Thank you, everybody. Hey, Dollop fans. I know you love the dollop. You love listening to the dollop. Do you want to watch the dollop? You're like, gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five parter animation, which is actually like a 22 minute episode or 30 minute episode, I can't remember, of the rube, you can go to LakeSide Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of the rube. It. It really genuinely kicks ass and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the rube.
Podcast Summary: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds – Episode 674: Jim Caviezel with James Adomian – Live
Release Date: March 11, 2025
Overview:
In Episode 674 of The Dollop, titled "Jim Caviezel with James Adomian – Live," hosts Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds delve into the life and career of actor Jim Caviezel. Joined by guest James Adomian, the episode navigates through Caviezel's early life, his significant roles in Hollywood, his staunch Catholic faith, and a series of humorous and exaggerated anecdotes that paint a satirical picture of his on-set behaviors and personal beliefs.
The episode kicks off with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds enthusiastically announcing their March 2025 tour, highlighting their favorite cities:
They list tour dates across cities like Tempe, Albuquerque, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Dallas, Houston, and Austin, emphasizing each city's significance with playful banter and mock enthusiasm. This segment sets a lively tone for the episode, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and comedic rapport.
Post-tour announcements, Dave introduces the episode's focus:
The guest, James Adomian, is welcomed:
The discussion shifts to Caviezel's origins:
Caviezel's family background is humorously dissected:
Jim's parents are portrayed as a blend of chiropractic professionalism and homemaking, raising five Catholic children with a strong emphasis on faith:
At 14, Caviezel seeks purpose through a heartfelt prayer:
James humorously details his religious fervor impacting his career choices:
Jim's spiritual journey leads him to acting, where he believes his roles are divinely inspired:
Quotes like:
highlight the comedic interplay between the hosts and Caviezel's character.
Caviezel's significant roles are explored, with an emphasis on his devout Catholicism shaping his acting choices:
"The Count of Monte Cristo":
"The Thin Red Line":
"The Passion of the Christ":
Caviezel's refusal to engage in explicit scenes due to his beliefs leads to creative, humorous compromises:
The dynamic between Caviezel and director Mel Gibson is a focal point, illustrating Caviezel's extreme religious adherence and its comedic repercussions on set:
Caviezel's experiences are exaggerated for comedic effect:
The hosts weave fantastical elements, such as lightning strikes being interpreted as divine interventions:
Quotes like:
underscore the satirical portrayal of Caviezel's character as overly zealous and disconnected from reality.
Transitioning to Caviezel's role in "Person of Interest," the discussion continues to blend real-life elements with fictional conspiracies:
The conversation becomes increasingly absurd, introducing mock conspiracies and fictional events attributed to Caviezel's character:
Satirical elements mock conspiracy theories and the blending of Caviezel's religious persona with his acting roles, creating a humorous facade of over-the-top behavior.
The dialogue shifts into a mock-conspiratorial tone, parodying extreme and unfounded claims about Caviezel:
The hosts and Adomian engage in exaggerated, nonsensical dialogues attributing bizarre actions and beliefs to Caviezel, such as:
This segment leverages hyperbole and absurdist humor to satirize conspiracy theories, blending them with fictionalized portrayals of Caviezel's character.
As the episode progresses, the hosts continue to escalate the fictional conspiracies, culminating in a chaotic and humorous portrayal of Caviezel:
The conclusion ties back to the tour announcement, thanking listeners and promoting animated content:
Final humorous exchanges emphasize the satirical and exaggerated nature of the episode's portrayal of Caviezel, leaving listeners entertained through a blend of real-life references and fictional conspiracies.
Episode 674 of The Dollop masterfully blends factual elements of Jim Caviezel's life and career with a satirical and exaggerated narrative that parodies conspiracy theories and over-the-top behaviors. Through a mix of real-life references, humorous banter, and fictional conspiratorial claims, Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds create an engaging and entertaining episode that both honors and lampoons Caviezel's persona in Hollywood. The inclusion of James Adomian adds an additional layer of comedic depth, allowing for dynamic interactions that enhance the episode's overall humor and satirical edge.
Listeners unfamiliar with the episode will find a rich tapestry of comedic storytelling, highlighting the hosts' ability to intertwine history, pop culture, and satire into a cohesive and entertaining narrative. The use of notable quotes with timestamps provides authenticity to the comedic portrayal, ensuring that key moments resonate well beyond the episode's runtime.