Podcast Summary: The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds Episode: Introducing: Next We Have with Gareth Reynolds
Release Date: June 6, 2025

Introduction to "Next We Have"

In this special episode, Gareth Reynolds announces his new podcast titled "Next We Have", which is designed to cater to listeners with shorter attention spans through a series of quick, engaging segments. Unlike The Dollop, which delves deep into historical topics, "Next We Have" emphasizes brevity and variety to keep the audience entertained.

Gareth Reynolds [00:00]:
"Next we have because it's full of segments. It's quick segments. We're leaning into the short attention span, and that's what you're about to hear."

He outlines an array of diverse segments such as "Arnold Schwarzenegger Family Tree," "One Star Sex Toy Review," "Car Stuck in a Field," and many others, promising a dynamic and unpredictable listening experience.

Gareth Reynolds [00:54]:
"We have so many segments next week."

Helping a Caller: The Holiday Inn Express Review

The first segment features a guest appearance by Lisa Gilroy, who collaborates with Gareth to assist a listener named Hannah in drafting a scathing review against Holiday Inn Express for a troubling experience she endured.

Hannah's Experience

Hannah recounts her ordeal of getting stuck in a hotel elevator at a Holiday Inn Express during a trip from California to Washington. The incident escalates when hotel staff enter her room unannounced with a saxophone, leading to discomfort and a prolonged 25-minute confinement.

Hannah [05:07]:
"I was in the elevator for about 25 minutes."

Crafting the Review

Gareth and Lisa engage in a humorous and irreverent brainstorming session to pen a mock Yelp review, incorporating snarky remarks and playful jabs at the hotel's service.

Gareth Reynolds [11:12]:
"Sup Fuckos? The term Holiday Inn is very appropriate for this establishment because I went in their elevator and was never allowed to go out."

The review humorously highlights Hannah's dissatisfaction, emphasizing the lack of empathy from the hotel staff and the frustrating resolution.

Gareth Reynolds [15:55]:
"This did ruin my new job."

Resolution and Catharsis

Hannah expresses relief and gratitude for the opportunity to vent her frustrations, finding the experience cathartic despite the chaotic process.

Hannah [22:29]:
"I think it's perfect. I have no notes."

Interactive Segment: Guess That Sound

Transitioning to a more playful segment, Gareth introduces a game where listeners guess various sounds, ranging from animal noises to odd mechanical noises. Hosted by Alex Burns, the segment features humorous misinterpretations and lighthearted banter.

Gareth Reynolds [25:10]:
"So sounds where we'll play you the audio of a video and then you'll guess what the video is based on the sound that you hear."

Participants attempt to identify sounds like a cat eating Doritos and doves being released at a wedding, leading to amusing exchanges and creative guesses.

Gareth Reynolds [26:27]:
"This is another one of those ones where I would, I. My first instinct would not be to film, but that cat is awesome."

Personality Test Segment

In an effort to establish a strong brand persona for "Next We Have", Gareth participates in a personality test guided by producer Kevin Bartelt. The segment is filled with comedic self-assessments and candid reflections on Gareth's traits.

Kevin Bartelt [34:55]:
"So we found a few, like, personality tests that we thought would be really helpful for you to take."

Gareth's answers reveal his humorous take on his own personality traits, such as being a "somewhat agree" stickler for rules and a "strongly disagree" attitude towards drama.

Gareth Reynolds [37:05]:
"You have high standards. I just feel like you... I do have high standards, especially when it comes to this stupid thing."

Personal Confession: Childhood Incident

One of the most engaging moments of the episode is Gareth's heartfelt confession about a childhood incident where he unintentionally vomited on his friend Jim during a slumber party. This segment showcases vulnerability and the value of seeking forgiveness.

Gareth's Story

Gareth narrates how, at an 11-year-old slumber party, he felt nauseous and ended up vomiting on Jim's sleeping bag. Fearing backlash, he lied about the incident, causing Jim to receive the same treatment from their peers and parents.

Gareth Reynolds [56:14]:
"So, Jim, I'm about to confess something that happened when we were kids."

Jim's Response

Jim joins the conversation and reacts with understanding and forgiveness, highlighting the strength of their enduring friendship despite the embarrassing mishap.

Jim [63:34]:
"I'm glad you were able to unload that and fully process that issue that's been haunting you."

Closing Remarks and Production Credits

The episode concludes with Gareth promoting both "Next We Have" and The Dollop, mentioning upcoming tours and animated episodes in collaboration with Lakeside Animation. He encourages listeners to rate the podcast and stay connected through various platforms.

Gareth Reynolds [64:07]:
"If you like the show, please make sure to give it 5 stars on Apple Podcasts or Spotify."

Production Team:

• Host: Gareth Reynolds
• Producers: Kevin Bartelt, Alex Burns
• Associate Producer: AJ McKeon
• Video Editor: John De Bruin
• Social Media Editor: Caitlin Tanwakio
• Theme Song: Tom Carty

Conclusion

This episode of The Dollop serves as a comprehensive introduction to Gareth Reynolds' new venture, "Next We Have", blending humor, personal stories, and interactive segments to engage listeners. From assisting a distressed caller to sharing a personal childhood story, Gareth showcases his comedic prowess and ability to connect with both guests and the audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Gareth Reynolds [00:00]: "Next we have because it's full of segments."
• Hannah [05:07]: "I was in the elevator for about 25 minutes."
• Gareth Reynolds [11:12]: "Sup Fuckos? The term Holiday Inn is very appropriate..."
• Jim [63:34]: "I'm glad you were able to unload that and fully process..."
• Gareth Reynolds [56:14]: "So, Jim, I'm about to confess something that happened when we were kids."

Timestamps Reference:

• Introduction: [00:00] – [03:48]
• Holiday Inn Express Segment: [03:48] – [23:14]
• Guess That Sound: [25:10] – [33:55]
• Personality Test: [34:22] – [45:47]
• Personal Confession: [55:33] – [64:28]

This structured summary provides a comprehensive overview of the episode, ensuring that readers who haven't listened can grasp the key moments, humor, and emotional beats delivered by Gareth Reynolds and his team.