
Today's Mystery: An art collector asks Charlie Chan to pick up paintings. He finds the artist murdered. Original Radio Broadcast Date: July 13, 1944 Originating from Los Angeles Starring: Walter Connolly as Inspector Charlie Chan Support the show...
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Adam Graham
Welcome to the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio from Boise, Idaho. This is your host, Adam Graham. In a moment we are going to get into this week's episode of Charlie Chan. But first, today's program is brought to you in part by the financial support of our listeners and you can support the show on a one time basis. Support.greatdetectives.net Want to thank David for supporting the program. That way you can also become, and this is the focus of our listener support and appreciation campaign, one of our ongoing Patreon supporters for as little as $2 per month by going to patreon.greatdetactives.net well, we are moving quite a few years forward to the next series of Charlie Chan. And this is a series that aired briefly over the Mutual network as a summer replace series in 1944. The series starred Ed Begley Sr. I will add for clarity now I best remember Begley for two things. Number one is as the first and in my opinion, best Walt Levinson on Richard Dimon and of course as juror number 10 in 12 Angry Men. However, he had a much longer, much more varied career than that, with many honors as a truly great character actor. He won both an Oscar and a Tony Award for being a best supporting actor. And radio was really a bit of a foundation for those honors that would come in the late 50s and early 60s. The articles at the time emphasized the fact that while he starred in Charlie Chan, he was in the sort of rep company of seven different radio detective programs at the same time. Whether he was playing a victim or detective or murderer, he was someone who could be relied upon to bring his best to every role. So we're gonna hear what he had to do with Charlie chan. Here from July 13, 1944 is a story that actually had one title in the newspaper and another announced on the air. The newspaper log announced the title of the episode as the Case of the Chinese Puzzle Box, but the announcer announces the title of this episode as Death Paints a Picture.
Narrator/Announcer
Lieber Brothers, makers of Lifebuoy soap, present the incomparable Charlie Chan.
Charlie Chan
Charlie Chan Humbly bids you good evening and extends warm welcome. It is often said dead men tell no tale. Tonight, however, though tongue is still forever dead man speaks with hand and points to murderer. Listen, please.
Charlie Chan's Son
Thank you.
Narrator/Announcer
Tonight's adventure, Death paints a picture. We meet Charlie Chan and his number one son. One afternoon in the family flivver on route to the studio of an artist. Curtis Allen, the famous Chinese detective, is on a mission for Phineas Craig, prominent art collector.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Gee, dad, couldn't Craig get somebody else.
Kitty Chalmers
To pick up his paintings?
Charlie Chan
Can disclose now that humble father is to pick up valuable original and copy.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Valuable original? Gosh, art collectors are funny. Any painting they own is a valuable original.
Charlie Chan
Son.
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes, dad?
Charlie Chan
Mr. Craig's painting is in Nel Grickle. Has value of $100,000.
Phineas Craig
A hundred thousand?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Boy, maybe I ought to take a painting, huh, dad?
Charlie Chan
Suggest number one son learn first how to operate car.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Aw, dad, quit worrying, will ya? We're almost there.
Charlie Chan's Son
Dad.
Charlie Chan
This house sure is crummy, isn't it? Yes, son. Artist may be long of hair, but is always short of cash.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Well, here we are.
Charlie Chan
Studio B. I don't see any bell.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
I guess I'd better knock. Maybe he's out, dad.
Charlie Chan
Do not think so, Mr. Craig. Assured appointment stated artist at home all afternoon. Not once more.
Phineas Craig
Okay, dad.
Charlie Chan
Hey, you.
Narrator/Announcer
What are you trying to do, knock my neighbor's door down?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
What do you mean? We were only trying to find out.
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes, dad.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Warren.
Narrator/Announcer
Mike Warren.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Warren, this is studio of Curtis Allen, artist.
Narrator/Announcer
Yeah.
Charlie Chan's Son
Gone on the door.
Narrator/Announcer
Nobody answers. Allen's probably out.
Kitty Chalmers
He did. The door's open.
Charlie Chan's Son
Look.
Charlie Chan
Yes, and perceived legs of occupant and sofa. Oh, you're crazy, Kurtz.
Narrator/Announcer
Odd.
Charlie Chan
I tell you. He'd have entered.
Charlie Chan's Son
You're right, honey.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Kurt.
Phineas Craig
Kurt.
Narrator/Announcer
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Phineas Craig
Chan. This is terrible. Curtis Allen shot. Why, it's hard to believe. How did it happen?
Charlie Chan
Do not yet know. Murder weapon not found. In fact, no clues unseen, except for strange position of dead artist on sofa.
Phineas Craig
What do you mean?
Charlie Chan
Dying man reached out hand and perhaps with last strength clutched Chinese puzzle box on table.
Phineas Craig
Chinese puzzle box?
Charlie Chan
Yes. Ancient device of series of boxes one within the other. Really not puzzle, except in present case.
Phineas Craig
Oh, Inspector, my painting. I appreciate your care in not discussing it over the phone. But it's here, isn't it?
Charlie Chan
Regret to state that only one El Greco fund.
Phineas Craig
Where is it, please?
Charlie Chan
Over here on easel. Mr. Craig, is it original or copy?
Phineas Craig
I'm afraid I can't say.
Charlie Chan's Son
You?
Charlie Chan
I'm not sure.
Phineas Craig
No. You see, Curtis Allen was one of the great copyists of all time. But probably examination by experts would show the differences clearly. This, of course, will have to be done by the insurance company as the painting is insured for its full value.
Charlie Chan
Tell me, is individual called Frenchy Bordeaux known to you?
Phineas Craig
Why, yes. He's a disreputable art dealer. Why do you ask?
Charlie Chan
Mr. Bordeaux was seen leaving Mr. Allen's studio today with package under arm.
Phineas Craig
Has he been questioned?
Kitty Chalmers
He did.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
I got.
Charlie Chan's Son
Oh, sorry.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
I didn't know anybody else was here.
Charlie Chan
Even if alone would appreciate less sudden assault.
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes, dad.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Craig, this unbridled colt, his number one son.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Oh, glad to meet you.
Phineas Craig
Glad to meet you. Delighted.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Say, Dad, I was investigating the small dressing room and I found this woman's handbag. Something tells me it's vital evidence.
Phineas Craig
Perhaps I can help, Inspector. Now, since the dressing room was used by Alan's model, I should say the handbag was left by Kitty Chalmers.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Craig, she is girl so well displayed in paintings here.
Phineas Craig
Yes, they're all Kitty Chalmers. All except the new portrait of that young woman on the wall.
Charlie Chan
Most interesting. You have been very helpful, Mr. Craig. I'm deeply grateful.
Phineas Craig
Oh, not at all, Inspector Chan. If there's anything I can do to help, just let me know. And now, please excuse me. I shall arrange the examination necessary to determine whether the painting here is a real El Greco.
Charlie Chan
Eagerly await results of sin.
Phineas Craig
No more than I, I assure you.
Charlie Chan's Son
Goodbye. Goodbye. See, dad?
Phineas Craig
What are we waiting for?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Aren't you going to see Kitty Chalmers, aren't you?
Charlie Chan
In time, yes, but now desire to.
Charlie Chan's Son
Practice good neighbor policy.
Charlie Chan
Good neighbor policy?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
What do you mean, dad?
Charlie Chan
Suggest we go down hall and visit Mr. Michael Warren. Mr. Warren, in statement to police, you said you had been out for walk during afternoon. And did not know for how long. Also that you observed Frenchy Bordeaux leave Mr. Allen's studio.
Narrator/Announcer
That's true.
Charlie Chan
Perhaps so. Possible you observed departure of someone else from Allen's studio.
Narrator/Announcer
No, I didn't.
Charlie Chan
Not Ms. Chalmers.
Charlie Chan's Son
Perhaps Debbie.
Narrator/Announcer
Hey, what are you driving at? She hadn't seen Kurt Allen for days.
Kitty Chalmers
Dad.
Charlie Chan
Why don't you show me, son? I Sorry, Dad. Mr. Warren, observe large portrait of Ms. Chalmers on your wall. She was modeled for you too. She posed for me?
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes.
Charlie Chan
Painting done with great feeling. Different from studies of Ms. Chalmers done by Mr. Allen.
Narrator/Announcer
I'm not a copyist.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Warren, despite fine portrait of Ms. Chalmers on wall. Desire to see her in person.
Charlie Chan's Son
What is her address? Please come.
Charlie Chan
Silence serves no purpose.
Narrator/Announcer
She lives at 3248 Sutter Street. I'm warning you now. If you go to see her, you're wasting your time.
Charlie Chan
Humbly beg to differ.
Charlie Chan's Son
Please.
Charlie Chan
Seeing beautiful woman is never a waste of.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Dad, what sort of questions are we going to ask Ms. Chalmers?
Charlie Chan
Not we, son. After arrival at Ms. Chalmers address, you will go home to Honorable Mother Explain I will be unable to attend family dinner.
Phineas Craig
Oh, dad.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Just when I was beginning to solve this mystery.
Charlie Chan
Careful. Suggest number one son solve mystery of driving car properly. Humbly apologize, Ms. Chalmers, for intruding at such a time of sorrow.
Kitty Chalmers
It's all right, Mr. Chan. I suppose it can't be helped.
Charlie Chan's Son
No.
Charlie Chan
Justice cannot wait until grief has passed. Tell me, you were out of your home this afternoon?
Kitty Chalmers
Yes, for a little while. I. I was doing some shopping.
Charlie Chan
You had misfortune to leave handbag in store?
Kitty Chalmers
What do you mean?
Charlie Chan
This is your purse, Ms. Chalmers.
Kitty Chalmers
Please.
Charlie Chan
Number one son discovered it in dressing room at Curtis Allen's studio.
Kitty Chalmers
All right, I was there. What of it? I didn't kill Kurt. Heaven knows he deserved it. But I didn't do it.
Charlie Chan
Perhaps not, but sometimes falsehoods entrap innocent as well as guilty.
Charlie Chan's Son
Suggest true facts.
Kitty Chalmers
Well, I met Kurt Allen while I was modeling for Mike Warren. Practically engaged to Mike. When Kurt came along. Well, Mike, nobody seemed to matter. Kurt told me he loved me and wanted to marry me. Like a fool, I believed him.
Charlie Chan
Until recent discovery of new model.
Kitty Chalmers
Yes. How did you know?
Charlie Chan
Observed many portraits in studio view. Only one of other girl completed after you.
Kitty Chalmers
Yes, that's right. Kept telling myself that he really didn't care for this girl. But it was no use. Today I went to a studio to have it out with him.
Charlie Chan
What happened, please?
Kitty Chalmers
First he played dumb. But when he saw that I was wise, he tried to shout me down.
Charlie Chan
How did your purse find its way to the dressing room?
Kitty Chalmers
In the middle of the argument, there was a knock at the door. Curt urged me to go to the dressing room. I did, but I kept the door open a little.
Charlie Chan
Who was visitor?
Kitty Chalmers
Frenchy Bordeaux.
Charlie Chan
You know Mr. Bordeaux?
Kitty Chalmers
Well, yes, he. He used to come up to see Kurt every once in a while. Two of them always buzzing in each other's ears.
Charlie Chan
Could you hear what they discussed today?
Kitty Chalmers
Not much of it. All I could make out was that Frenchy was pleading with Kurt about a deal. Kurt said it was too late. Frenchy said something about stalling. That he'd make it worth Kurt's while. Kurt laughed and said he wasn't interested in chicken feet. Frenchy looked mean. Then he said that Kurt would hear from him later. And he left.
Charlie Chan
You then resumed argument with Mr. Allen?
Kitty Chalmers
No, no. When I came out, Kurt was very quiet and told me I'd have to go. I guess I was so upset that I forgot my purse.
Charlie Chan
You met someone, perhaps, on the way out?
Kitty Chalmers
Yes, I met Mike Warren. Saw that I didn't feel like talking much, so he didn't keep me.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Warren Very considerate. Tell me, Mr. Chalmers, you know Chinese puzzle box and table next to Mr. Allen's sofa?
Kitty Chalmers
Oh, that thing. Sure. I've played with it many times.
Charlie Chan
You know perhaps how Mr. Allen acquired same?
Kitty Chalmers
Why, certainly. Mike Warren gave it to him.
Charlie Chan
Thank you, Ms. Chalmers. Mr. Warren very considerate.
Charlie Chan's Son
Very.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Hiya, Dad. I got stuck in evening traffic or I'd have made it here to the headquarters a lot sooner.
Charlie Chan
Heavy traffic sometime. Disguised blessing, huh? Tell me, how are family?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Well, as usual. Mom and the youngsters miss you a lot.
Charlie Chan
Impatience to rejoin family begins instant. Humble father leaves him perhaps.
Phineas Craig
Hello? Hello?
Charlie Chan
Inspector chan speaking. Yes, Mr. Craig, sir. Martin Redwick will make examination of picture. No, I cannot be there, but would appreciate phone call. Yes, thank you.
Charlie Chan's Son
Goodbye.
Charlie Chan
Well, son, we'll know Tomorrow morning at 10 whether painting @ Alan's studio is original or copy.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Well, that ought to help. Dad. Gosh, why you so blue? I thought after you saw Ms. Chalmers, we'd have smooth sailing.
Charlie Chan
Unfortunately, not so. Plenty rough water encountered.
Charlie Chan's Son
Why?
Charlie Chan
What did she tell you? Time to recount. Same while we make visit. Visit?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Where to, dad?
Charlie Chan
To art gallery of Mr. Frenchy Bordeaux.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Come on, dad. Only one more flight to go.
Charlie Chan
Only one more flight, son. If heaven is as high up fear very much humble father. We'll settle for lower regions.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Yeah, Dad, I wouldn't blame you.
Charlie Chan
Well, here we are.
Phineas Craig
Look.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Mordome has realized the tough climb up here to the top floor. The sign on the door says come in.
Phineas Craig
Yeah.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
What's more, he means it. Come on, dad.
Charlie Chan
Yes.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Wait, dad. There's some light coming through that skylight up there.
Charlie Chan
But I'll put this lamp on there.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Say, that's funny, Dad. I guess he didn't hear the doorbell.
Charlie Chan
Perhaps he is another room.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Maybe. I'll take a look. I can't find the light.
Phineas Craig
Oh, here it is.
Kitty Chalmers
No, nobody here. He's dead.
Charlie Chan
What's.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
There's a pile of paintings back there. And off in a corner I spied this.
Phineas Craig
Look.
Charlie Chan
Copy of Mr. Craig's El Greco.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
How do you like that, Dad? I guess that solves the case, huh? Gee, the murderer must have taken the copy and left the original.
Charlie Chan
Perhaps so. But notice this copy not yet completed, huh?
Phineas Craig
Oh.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Oh, well, that doesn't make any difference, dad. Frenchy Bordeaux is your man. Let's take it and get out of here.
Frenchy Bordeaux
I beg pardon, monsieur. Pray you go with my painting.
Charlie Chan
Voice emanates from skylight, son. Oh, face is not that of angel. Assume therefore we have pleasure of Mr. Bordeaux's company.
Frenchy Bordeaux
May we miss you. Do not forget this little playmate in my hand, eh? He is quick to speak.
Charlie Chan
Have observed gun.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Now tell me, who are you and what do you want?
Charlie Chan
I am Inspector Chen, investigating murder of Curtis Allen Traill. Unfortunately has led here from the newspaper account.
Frenchy Bordeaux
I had the idea the crime was.
Charlie Chan's Son
Being pinned on me.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Thank you, Bodo. It is a good thing I came.
Kitty Chalmers
Over the roof, eh?
Frenchy Bordeaux
I suspected a trap, monsieur.
Charlie Chan
Suspicious eyes have poor vision. There is no trap. Only tooth is sought.
Frenchy Bordeaux
You think perhaps, monsieur, you pop your young chance. No, no. You talk to French Bordeaux. I take my picture and go. You young fellow and me take that ladder from the corner and bring it here.
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes, sir.
Kitty Chalmers
Yes, sir.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
I'm hurrying.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Oh, gosh.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Sorry. That rug got in my way.
Frenchy Bordeaux
You clumsy fool. And the ladder here. That's it. Now stand back while I come down.
Charlie Chan's Son
There.
Frenchy Bordeaux
We are now on equal level, eh? All except for this gun. You will forgive me, monsieur, if I live now with my painting.
Charlie Chan
Perhaps we shall meet again, Mr. Bordeaux.
Narrator/Announcer
No, monsieur.
Frenchy Bordeaux
In this case, I fear it is goodbye and not au revoir, gentlemen. I leave you. Sacre bleu de rock.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
He dropped the gun look out, dad.
Frenchy Bordeaux
No, you don't.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Clumsy fool.
Charlie Chan
Huh?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
He tripped over the same rug I did, dad. And what's more, I knocked him out with his own gun.
Charlie Chan
Yes, son. Tables turn twice.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Well, dad, what do you think of Frenchy Bordeaux now? Guess I was right, huh?
Charlie Chan
Flight of criminal often indicates guilt. Necessary now to take Mr. Bordeaux into custody.
Narrator/Announcer
Before we return to Charlie Chan. Listen to a girl who seems to be having troubles.
Kitty Chalmers
Gee, I'm having a punk time this summer. Of course, nobody expects much fun with the boys all away. But golly, all my girlfriends seem to be dropping away too. I guess there's nothing I can do about it.
Charlie Chan's Son
But there is something you can do about it. Listen, maybe this will give you an idea.
Kitty Chalmers
That's that light, boy. Foghorn. Say, could that mean that I've got BO could be.
Charlie Chan's Son
It's summertime. You're perspiring more than ever. And perspiration causes BO But Life buoy in your daily bath will protect you.
Kitty Chalmers
Life Boy. That's right. We always had Life Boy in the house before my brother Jim went into the army.
Charlie Chan's Son
Maybe you better get it back in now. That rich, purifying life or lather will stop the old and give you the lasting protection that you need. Life oil in your daily tub or shower Makes you sure that you won't offend others. It's grand and refreshing to hop into a lifebuoy bath On a hot day too. Makes you feel swell.
Kitty Chalmers
Say, I'm heading for a lifebuoy shower right now. I'm singing in my bathtub.
Narrator/Announcer
Singing for joy.
Kitty Chalmers
Living a life of live Boy can't help singing. Cause I know Life Boy really stops.
Narrator/Announcer
We left Charlie Chan and his son at the art gallery of Frenchy Bordeaux where. Where Chan's son prevented Bordeaux's flight by knocking him out, thus making possible his being taken into custody. We meet them again the following morning in Chan's office at police headquarters.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Say, dad, why did you race down here so early?
Charlie Chan
I'm impatiently awaiting Mr. Craig's call.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Did you question Frenchy Bordeaux?
Charlie Chan's Son
Yes.
Charlie Chan
Story coincides with that revealed by Ms. Chalmers denies he returned to studio and killed Mr. Allen.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
But, Dad, I tell you, he's lying.
Charlie Chan
Hello, Inspector Chan speaking. Yes. Yes, Mr. Craig. I see. Are you sure?
Charlie Chan's Son
Regret same?
Charlie Chan
Yes, we'll let you know. Yes, goodbye, Mr. Craig. Well, dad, Decision of Sir Martin Redwick. Is that painting at studio definitely a copy? Not original El Greco.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Oh, dad, how about Bordeaux's gun? Maybe even if he didn't take the picture, he was the one who shot Curtis Allen, son?
Charlie Chan's Son
Uh, yes, dear.
Charlie Chan
Bordeaux's gun tested. Did not shoot Curtis Allen.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Oh, gee, Dad, I don't know what to think. This case is just like that Chinese puzzle box. Every time you open a box, there's another one inside. First it's Ms. Chalmers, then it's Frenchy Bordeaux, then it's Mike Warren. It never seems to come to an end. Hey, dad, what's the matter? You sick?
Charlie Chan
No, son. There is limit to number of boxes in this puzzle. Have reached final box. Have mission to perform at Allen's studio. Remain in office. We'll call you to studio this afternoon along with all others concerned in case.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Gosh, dad, studio sure looks crowded with all these people.
Charlie Chan
Here, Son, you brought long sharp knife as requested?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Yes, dad, but what are you wanted for?
Charlie Chan
In time, there is answer to everything. Task for number one son at present is to hold knife in readiness. Humbly beg attention, please. Time has come to paint picture of Curtis Allen murderer. Yesterday, upon discovery of body realized portrait of slayer difficult to conceive. Then stroke by stroke, likeness of guilty one appeared on canvas. Ms. Chalmers is not given a chance.
Narrator/Announcer
I'm not going to sit idly by while you accuse Ms. Chalmers of murder.
Charlie Chan
Humbly suggest, Mr. Warren, you permit me to wield brush.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Dad, do you want it now?
Charlie Chan
No, son, not yet.
Charlie Chan's Son
Oh.
Charlie Chan
Was about to state that Ms. Chalmers is one who told more than she realized. In interview yesterday from dressing room adjacent to studio, she was observer of entrance of highly important visitor, one Mr. Frenchy Bordeaux.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Pardon, monsieur.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Bordeaux, please repeat briefly story related early this morning at my office.
Charlie Chan's Son
With pleasure, Monsieur Tan.
Frenchy Bordeaux
I cannot wait to tell it again.
Charlie Chan
Proceed, please.
Charlie Chan's Son
Hello.
Frenchy Bordeaux
When I was at the studio some time ago, I noticed Alan was making a copy of an El Greco. I am a great admirer of old masters. I asked him to make a copy for me. French Bordeaux.
Charlie Chan
I Excuse, please. Mr. Craig, did you know that Mr. Allen was painting second copy?
Phineas Craig
Why, no. No. This comes as quite a surprise. Matter of fact, I had strictly enjoined Mr. Allen not to make more than the one copy I wanted from my country home. It's obvious that a good copy in the hands of a man like Mr. Bordeaux can be the basis of a fraudulent transaction.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Monsieur Chan, I must object. I am a lover of art.
Charlie Chan
Alas, Mr. Bordeaux, sometime lover is unfaithful. Fortunately, no need to guess at your honorable intentions with Cuffy, for same was not completed.
Charlie Chan's Son
No, monsieur, it was not.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Alan said Craig was sending someone for the paintings. They offered him a bonus to finish it, but they laughed at me. I did not like his laugh, but there was nothing I could do. I took my picture and left.
Kitty Chalmers
You did not.
Frenchy Bordeaux
What do you mean?
Kitty Chalmers
Mamser, you know very well what I mean. You threatened Kurt. I heard you tell him you'd come back later.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Well, let me tell you, mamseth, a pretty face such as yours is better off with its mouth shut.
Kitty Chalmers
Mike, I never heard of it.
Narrator/Announcer
I ought to poke your face in.
Frenchy Bordeaux
Quiet.
Charlie Chan
Quiet, please. Mr. Bordeaux, did you return later?
Charlie Chan's Son
No, monsieur, I did not.
Kitty Chalmers
He's lying, I tell you. Lying. He came back, killed curtain, stole the painting.
Phineas Craig
Please. Mr. Chan has accused no one yet.
Charlie Chan's Son
Thank you, Mr. Craig, dear.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Do you want it now?
Charlie Chan's Son
No, sir, not yet.
Charlie Chan
Ms. Chalmers, agree that one who stole painting is one who committed murder. But proof necessary. We'll call on final witness Curtis Allen.
Phineas Craig
Allen?
Narrator/Announcer
Why, he's dead.
Charlie Chan
Yes. Dead men sometime have tale to tell. At time of death with strength failing rapidly, Mr. Allen wished to indicate murderer Saw Chinese puzzle box on table clutched same, then died. When speaking to Ms. Chalmers, the question asked, who gave box to Mr. Allen discovered it was Mr. Warren.
Kitty Chalmers
My dear, I didn't mean to.
Narrator/Announcer
It's all right.
Charlie Chan's Son
Kidding. I'm not afraid for myself. Go ahead, Chan. You're doing the painting. Thank you.
Charlie Chan
Portrait taking shape was certain Chinese puzzle box clue. But necessary to find stolen picture to complete portrait of murderer. Only this morning, Sir Martin Redwick, acting for both Mr. Craig and insurance company, gave opinion that the painting now before you was copy, not original El Greco. Necessary now to make further tests.
Phineas Craig
But, Inspector Chan, surely you don't question Sir Martin's qualifications.
Charlie Chan
No, Mr. Craig. But in China there is ancient test which has never failed. Son. Yes, dad? The knife, please. Yes, dad.
Kitty Chalmers
Here.
Charlie Chan's Son
Thank you, son.
Charlie Chan
Now, with hand placed firmly around hilt of knife arm is raised, a knife is plunged into canvas.
Phineas Craig
Oh, stop it. Stop it. Good heavens, Chan, you stupid fool. You destroyed my painting.
Charlie Chan
But it was only worthless copy.
Phineas Craig
A worthless copy? Why, the reload tracker was under the copy.
Charlie Chan
Correction, please. Was under copy before I removed same. Thank you for helping me. Complete portrait of murderer of Curtis Allen. Portrait of you, Phineas Craig. Desire to reach home keenly felt. Am very hungry. Hope number one son does not mind humble father driving car.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
No, no, no, dad. I'm too busy trying to figure out the whole case.
Charlie Chan
Well, son, best to begin with Chinese puzzle box.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
But, Dad, I thought you implicated Mike Warren with that.
Charlie Chan
No, son, necessary to withhold for time. Second conclusion drawn from clue. Not who gave the box, but what puzzle itself signified. Lift lid of one box, other box Underneath lift one painting, other painting underneath.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
So the painting had never left the studio, huh, dad?
Charlie Chan
No, son. As Mr. Craig confessed after self betrayal deal made between him and Mr. Allen. Original to be placed under copy thick theft to be arranged with Alan found tied up. Insurance money to be shared by both. But Mr. Craig Greedy, wanted all money for himself. Also no living accomplice after painting judged by authority to be copy would be returned to Mr. Craig.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Oh, gee, Dad. I don't see why you didn't let me go up to the studio when you removed the real painting from under the copy.
Charlie Chan
Sorry, son. Had to ensure complete surprise to make knife test convincing.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Well, sure was convincing all right. Dad, look out. Can you talk about my driving?
Charlie Chan
Sorry, son. Am eager to be home for knife test.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Knife test?
Charlie Chan's Son
What?
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Another one?
Charlie Chan
Yes, son. This time on delicious chicken cooked by honorable mother.
Narrator/Announcer
And so ends the strange adventure Death paints a picture. Next week Charlie Chan will be back again. So don't forget to tune in same time, same station. And these hot days, don't forget Lifebuoy for that daily tub or shower. Get that certainty of lasting protection against offending others that only Lifebuoy will give you. And say, Lifebuoy is a great soap for the hands too. Make sure that the children use it regularly before meals to help safeguard their health. And try Lifebuoy for shampoo. Its copious lather will get your scalp extra clean. Yes, for bath, face, hands and shampoo, use Lifebuoy. Now here's Charlie Chan to tell you about next week's adventure.
Charlie Chan
In case of death squares, the circle champion meets death in prize ring. Some puzzled over same.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
How do you think it happened, dad?
Charlie Chan
It was not unworthy opponent. Mr. Slugger Basco who helped Champ meet ancestors.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
That palooka, he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag.
Charlie Chan
Yes, quite true. When one begins task of lining up possible causes of death, one may begin by immediately eliminating Vasco. Tomorrow morning we go to police headquarters and offer services.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Offer services? I don't get it. I'm completely in the dark.
Charlie Chan
Then allow unworthy parent to switch on light of reason. McHenry, world champion of fisticuffs, died in ring last night. It is true, but more than true. McHenry murdered. Looking forward with much anticipation to meeting you again next week.
Charlie Chan's Son
Good night. Thank you.
Narrator/Announcer
The adventures of Charlie Chan are based on the character created by Earl Der Biggers. The script was by James Eartheim. The part of Charlie Chan is played by Ed Begley. This is Don Hancock speaking for the makers of Life Boy soap. You housewives have read in the papers about lamb and cheese and some cuts of beef being rationed again, so it's a little tougher making those red ration points go around. You only have half as many as before too, so how about getting those extra red points that your butcher gives you for turning in used kitchen fats? Get in the habit of saving used kitchen fats and turning them in regularly. That fat is needed urgently for the manufacture of vital war materials. Save your used fats in a tin container, please, and turn them in at your butchers. Remember, it's one more way that you can get behind those great fighting men overseas. One step ahead of the law and always an exciting step at that. That's Boston Blackie in the person of Chester Morris. You've seen Boston Blackie in the movies. Now for the first time you can.
Charlie Chan's Son (alternate tag)
Hear him on the air.
Narrator/Announcer
Don't miss this exciting new series. Every Friday night, a full half hour of thrilling adventure starring Chester Morris. See your local paper for time and station.
Adam Graham
Welcome back. Ed Begley's delivery is very different and we only have two episodes, so we're not going to really have much of a chance to get used to it. It's weird how his thank you after Listen please is asked as a question. Still, it's a good episode and probably more in line with what people think of for a traditional Charlie Chan story with a feel like the film with Chan's number one son playing a key role. I also thought the conclusion was really true to a Charlie Chan summation. A bit of a simple case, but I thought really well done. It is worth noting that the multiple title thing is something that you'll run into on some other programs. In fact, they will actually, on several episodes of Nick Copy Carter, announce the title of the episode and then share an alternate title. Because apparently we've got all the airtime and one title is just not good enough for this story. It deserves at least two. Now, a word on the radio sponsorship in particular the one that comes smack in the middle of the episode. I have listened to a lot of old Time Radio and Lifebuoy certainly sponsored their share of programs, but I have to say I have not heard them do an ad quite like that with a sinister voice for no reason. I'd just been listening to the Whisperer for evaluation for a series that we could do on great adventurers and the announcer's voice sounded just like that. And again, I can't think of any particular reason for for that creative decision. Then it's followed up by this really Beautiful singing voice. I think that one is one that will eventually land on an old time radio Snack Wagon ad sampler episode. All right, now let's go ahead and talk about our plans for Tuesdays as we finish up season 16 and get into season 17. Now, we have actually gone on with Charlie Chan longer than I expected just because of my realization we could play the Landini murder mystery. However, we will in a few weeks be bringing you the Big Story, a fantastic series. It's a bit of an anthology series where the real life mysteries solved by reporters are told for radio. We will also be returning to Australia for a couple weeks to feature Burton Trant and then I'm hoping that we will get to return to the Hummertverse. There have been some hold ups in me getting the programs that I need to facilitate that, but I'm hopeful that will get cleared up and that after the Big Story and Burton Trent, we'll be ready to get back into some more Mr. Chameleon and some other stuff. So expect that ahead in season 17. All right, now it's time to thank our Patreon supporter of the Day. Thank you to Susan, patreon Supporter, since October 2018, currently supporting the podcast at the Detective Sergeant level of $7.14 or more per month. Thanks so much for your support, Susan. And that will do it for today. If you're enjoying the podcast, please follow us using your favorite podcast software. And please be sure to rate and review the podcast wherever you're downloading it from. We will be back next Tuesday with another episode of Charlie Chan, but join us back here tomorrow for Broadway's My.
Allen Finch
Beat, where man's lying dead. Who are you?
Narrator/Announcer
What are you talking about?
Allen Finch
I'm Finch. Room service. Hotel Haddon Finch.
Narrator/Announcer
What are you trying to tell me about a man lying dead in the penthouse?
Allen Finch
Hotel Haddon? I walked in to deliver the drinks, noted that the drapes were drawn, noted that the spread had not been drawn back, noted that he hadn't taken off his shoes, and noted that he was dead.
Narrator/Announcer
How could you tell?
Allen Finch
He didn't move. I tapped him on the shoulder. Didn't breathe either inhale or exhale. That's being dead.
Narrator/Announcer
Have you notified the manager?
Allen Finch
Did you hear me say I did that? No. No, of course you didn't. I'm reporting it directly to the police, so it'll be on the records that I found the man. Finch found him. Finch. F I N C H. Allen Finch. You'll tell the papers that.
Adam Graham
I hope you'll be with us then. In the meantime, send your comments to Box 13, greatdetives.net follow us on Twitter at radiodetectives and check us out on Instagram. Instagram.com greatdetectives from Boise, Idaho, this is your host, Adam Graham, signing off.
The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio
Episode: Charlie Chan: The Case of the Chinese Puzzle Box (aka Death Paints a Picture)
Date: September 2, 2025
Host: Adam Graham
Main Star: Ed Begley (as Charlie Chan)
Original Air Date (Drama): July 13, 1944
This episode of The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio features a classic Charlie Chan mystery, "The Case of the Chinese Puzzle Box" (announced in the show as "Death Paints a Picture"). Host Adam Graham introduces and provides commentary on this tale from 1944, starring Ed Begley as Charlie Chan—a rare and notable performance, given Begley’s prominence as an Oscar- and Tony-winning character actor.
In this golden age radio drama, Chan investigates the murder of an artist, Curtis Allen, whose valuable El Greco painting is at the center of a tangled web of jealousy, forgery, and deception. Listeners accompany Chan and his number one son as they uncover the real killer, using classic detective logic and some artful showmanship.
Notable quote (Charlie Chan):
"It is often said dead men tell no tale. Tonight, however, though tongue is still forever, dead man speaks with hand and points to murderer. Listen, please." (04:06)
Notable quote (Charlie Chan):
“There is limit to number of boxes in this puzzle. Have reached final box. Have mission to perform at Allen's studio.” (23:03)
"Yes, son. This time on delicious chicken cooked by honorable mother." (29:39)
Chan's gentle ribbing of his son, regarding both detective work and driving:
"Suggest number one son learn first how to operate car." (05:19)
Chan’s philosophical asides:
“Flight of criminal often indicates guilt. Necessary now to take Mr. Bordeaux into custody.” (19:40)
Host Adam Graham's post-show humor:
“It's weird how his thank you after 'Listen please' is asked as a question. Still, it's a good episode and probably more in line with what people think of for a traditional Charlie Chan story…” (33:34)
Graham observes the episode is structured in classic whodunit style, with familiar Chan film elements—particularly the presence and involvement of Chan’s son.
He comments on radio conventions, like multiple episode titles and the unique, melodramatic Lifebuoy ad mid-episode:
“…I have to say I have not heard them do an ad quite like that with a sinister voice for no reason…” (33:34)
Teases next week’s programming and season previews, maintaining the podcast’s inviting, homespun tone.
This episode is a pitch-perfect old-time radio mystery with all the charm of a classic Charlie Chan film: a high-stakes art world crime, a witty and wise detective, red herrings aplenty, and a final, satisfying unmasking of the villain. Adam Graham’s commentary adds warmth and context, making it accessible for old fans and newcomers alike.
For the best experience, listen for:
(Skip advertisements and non-story interludes for the pure detective drama!)