The Falcon: The Case of the Babbling Brooks (EP4695)

Summary

Summary of "The Falcon: The Case of the Babbling Brooks (EP4695)"

Podcast and Episode Overview

The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio is a podcast hosted by Adam Graham that delves into detective audio dramas from the Golden Age of Radio. In episode EP4695, titled "The Falcon: The Case of the Babbling Brooks," listeners are taken on a suspenseful journey involving espionage, murder, and deception set in London during the early 1950s.

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Plot Summary

Introduction to the Case [00:32 - 03:06]

The episode begins with a brief introduction by Inspector Heathcliff, who sets the stage for the mystery at hand. Robert Vaughan informs Inspector Heathcliff that he is en route to London to investigate a murder case, claiming that the suspect was in a fog at the time of the crime, thereby establishing an initial alibi for the accused.

Enter Mike Waring, The Falcon [03:06 - 04:02]

Mike Waring, known as The Falcon, is introduced as a private detective with a knack for solving complex cases. Les Damon voices The Falcon, bringing a blend of charm and sharp intellect to the character. Inspector Heathcliff commends The Falcon for his dedication to aiding law enforcement.

The Suspicious Interaction [04:02 - 13:30]

At [04:02], Mike Waring engages in a conversation with Christina Draper, the secretary of Colonel Logan. Their dialogue reveals Christina's tension and possible involvement in espionage activities. She hands over sensitive documents related to a new tank, the F7, sparking Mike's suspicion.

Notable Quote:

"The funny thing about women, you never know how they're going to react." — Mike Waring [04:02]

As the conversation progresses, Christina hints at her involvement with Soviet interests, deepening the intrigue. Mike plans to obtain the tank plans and enlists Christina's help, setting the wheels of the mystery in motion.

Blackmail and Confrontation [09:23 - 15:39]

Robert Vaughan seeks out Alfie Brooks, a porter who turns out to be a pivotal character in the unfolding drama. Through a series of interactions, Vaughan attempts to manipulate both Alfie and Christina to secure his position and cover his tracks.

Notable Quote:

"Your motive mustn't talk like that. After all, your motive." — Robert Vaughan [05:34]

Vaughan's attempts to control the narrative become apparent as he both charms and coerces those around him, revealing his manipulative nature.

The First Murder [15:00 - 25:11]

Inspector Heathcliff interjects a public service announcement about the dangers of speeding, seamlessly transitioning back into the plot at [16:23]. Mike Waring reveals his suspicions that Robert Vaughan fabricated an alibi to cover a murder. He confronts Vaughan, leading to a tense standoff where Vaughan's credibility is questioned.

Notable Quote:

"I say what you don't know will never hurt you." — Mike Waring [16:23]

As the investigation deepens, Colonel Logan becomes entwined in the mystery. Vaughan's alibi falls apart when it's revealed that Colonel Logan died of a heart attack, effectively nullifying Vaughan's claim of being his alibi.

Climactic Showdown [27:09 - 31:21]

The climax unfolds as Inspector Heathcliff reveals the connections between Vaughan, Colonel Logan, and the murdered Alfie Brooks. A confrontation ensues where Mike Waring exposes Vaughan's deceit, leading to Vaughan's downfall.

Notable Quote:

"Robert, you're the only one who could have palmed that cufflink." — Mike Waring [23:43]

Vaughan's scheme unravels when the Colonel dies unexpectedly, leaving Vaughan without an alibi and ultimately leading to his exposure as the murderer.

Conclusion and Aftermath [31:21 - 37:24]

The episode concludes with a reflection on the case, highlighting the irony and the intricate web of deceit that surrounded Vaughan. Mike Waring's determination and keen investigative skills bring justice to Brooks, while Vaughan faces the consequences of his manipulative actions.

Notable Quote:

"Just proves you can't depend on anything these days." — Mike Waring [30:00]

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Notable Quotes and Moments

1. Mike Waring on Researching Women [04:02]

   "The funny thing about women, you never know how they're going to react."

2. Robert Vaughan on Christina's Motivations [05:30]

   "I'm in love with the Comintern big shot. Do you think they'll take that into consideration before they hang me?"

3. Alfie Brooks on Financial Struggles [08:48]

   "It takes a bloomin fortune to keep a body alive. You know, the pound ain't worth what it used to be."

4. Mike Waring Confronting Vaughan [24:30]

   "You're bluffing."

5. Final Confrontation [28:16]

   "You might let me finish. I understand she's engaged to some chap in the States. Brooks apparently found out about it and attempted to blackmail her."

6. Inspector Heathcliff's Closing Remarks [25:11]

   "Speeding on the highway gets you nowhere except into trouble."

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Host’s Analysis and Listener Feedback

After the episode's conclusion, Adam Graham offers a candid critique of the storyline and character portrayals. He expresses disappointment with the episode’s execution, noting that many characters seemed underdeveloped or lacking in intelligence. Particularly, the Colonel and Inspector Heathcliff were criticized for their lack of depth and competency.

Adam appreciates the complexity of Robert Vaughan as a villain and laments his downfall, which felt abrupt and unsatisfying after previous episodes where Vaughan was portrayed as a formidable antagonist.

Listener Feedback Highlights:

1. Emmet's Comment on Plot Twists:

   "That was an unusual one for sure. And I like the final hook that he'll be in Paris next week."

2. Stephen's Suggestion for Rebranding:

   "A bird named Axe, a man called the Falcon, a racing falcon."

3. Fan Nostalgia:

   "Good one. I miss Corbitt."

Patreon Supporter Acknowledgment:

Adam extends gratitude to David, a long-time Patreon supporter, for his ongoing contributions, emphasizing the community's role in sustaining the podcast.

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Final Thoughts

"The Falcon: The Case of the Babbling Brooks" serves as a complex tale of deceit and manipulation, showcasing The Falcon's detective prowess amidst a web of espionage. While the episode presents an intricate plot with unexpected twists, it falls short in character development and execution, leaving listeners with mixed feelings. The host’s honest critique and audience engagement further enrich the listening experience, inviting fans to ponder the intricacies of old-time radio detective dramas.

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Additional Information

For those interested in exploring more episodes, including archives from previous seasons, visit Great Detectives of Old Time Radio. The podcast continues to offer a rich collection of classic detective stories, accompanied by insightful commentary from host Adam Graham.

Transcript

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[Mike Waring]

Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, is that. No, I won't be able to make it tonight. I'm on my way to London. That's right, Angel, London. Someone committed murder there and I'm supposed to upset the defense? Yeah. He claims he knows nothing about it because at the time he was in a fog.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed Adventures of the Falcon starring Les Damon. The Adventures of the Falcon Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the babbling Brooks.

[Mike Waring]

The funny thing about women, you never know how they're going to react. I suppose that's true of men, too. But I haven't been interested in doing research there. Give me a girl every time, especially in a city like London. Now, you take Christina Draper, for example. And if you're gonna take her, you'll have to work real fast.

[Robert Vaughan]

Chris.

[Mike Waring]

Is the luscious blonde getting out of the lift on the eighth floor of the showroom? One glance and you can tell immediately this is a girl who believes in standing on her own two feet. And who can blame her? Just look at those ankles.

[Robert Vaughan]

Who is it?

[Chris Draper]

It's Chris. Robert. Open up.

[Robert Vaughan]

Darling, what a pleasant surprise. I was just thinking of you.

[Chris Draper]

I'll bet.

[Robert Vaughan]

What about him? My darling, have you got it for me?

[Chris Draper]

You don't believe in wasting time, do you, Mr. Vaughan, eh? I remember when you couldn't wait to kiss me.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, I still can't. I'm mad about you, darling.

[Chris Draper]

You're pretty cute.

[Robert Vaughan]

I don't understand you, Chris.

[Chris Draper]

Not much you don't. You'd cut my throat in a minute if you thought it would do you any good. Don't worry. Doesn't bother me. It's funny, isn't it? Down at the embassy they think I'm the original hard hearted Hannah. If they only knew, huh?

[Robert Vaughan]

They mustn't. My love would be disastrous for our cause if they did. Incidentally, I just heard from Moscow. They're tremendously pleasing.

[Chris Draper]

Skip it.

[Robert Vaughan]

I thought you'd be interested in knowing your efforts on behalf of world peace are appreciated.

[Chris Draper]

Let's not kid each other. I'm a traitor.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, Chris, please.

[Chris Draper]

Well, isn't that what they call people who sell out their own country?

[Robert Vaughan]

Darling, you mustn't talk like that. After all, your motive.

[Chris Draper]

Yeah, how about my motive? I'm in love with the Comintern big shot. Do you think they'll take that into consideration before they hang me?

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really, Chris. I don't know what's come over you. You're displaying horrible taste.

[Chris Draper]

I apologize.

[Robert Vaughan]

You're an angel. Now, what have you got for me?

[Chris Draper]

The minutes of a conference between Colonel Logan and Sir Ralph Gordon.

[Robert Vaughan]

May I?

[Chris Draper]

You mind if I help myself to a drink?

[Robert Vaughan]

I've got some Irish there.

[Chris Draper]

That's fine. Can I fix you one?

[Robert Vaughan]

Yes, please. Chris. Chris is wonderful. I see they discussed a new tank.

[Chris Draper]

Yeah, the F7.

[Robert Vaughan]

Where are they testing it?

[Chris Draper]

Back in the States? Aberdeen, New York.

[Robert Vaughan]

Thank you, pet. Would there be any plans in England?

[Chris Draper]

Colonel Logan has a set.

[Robert Vaughan]

I'm going to have a copy. I'll get you a camera.

[Chris Draper]

Include me out.

[Robert Vaughan]

Now, darling, don't you want to help the cause of world peace?

[Chris Draper]

And I do that by presenting you with the plans for the F7.

[Robert Vaughan]

Of course.

[Chris Draper]

Well, I must be stupid. I don't see it.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, if we had known in advance that the Americans were going to use germ warfare in Korea.

[Chris Draper]

Now, honey, this is Chris. Remember, you're not writing articles for the Daily Worker.

[Robert Vaughan]

My mistake. But you will get me a copy of those plans?

[Chris Draper]

I don't think I'd better. The heat is on. Scotland Yard just nabbed a coding clerk in the British Foreign Office.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, he was a bungler.

[Chris Draper]

What about Fuchs?

[Robert Vaughan]

And you claim you love me.

[Chris Draper]

You don't know it by now.

[Robert Vaughan]

Ah, well, then you can't refuse me this.

[Chris Draper]

Oh, no. Stop it, Robert.

[Robert Vaughan]

You know I'm mad about you. Chris, no. After this is over, I'll take you out of this beastly country. We'll go to Vienna, Moscow, anywhere you want. What do you say, Darling, I. I.

[Chris Draper]

Ought to have my head examined.

[Robert Vaughan]

But you'll do it?

[Chris Draper]

I'll do it. Get me a camera and I'll take care of it tonight.

[Alfie Brooks]

There'll always be an English. Who's there? I beg your pardon, miss. Only Alfie Brooks. I thought everyone was gone.

[Chris Draper]

No, I'm. I'm working late, Brooks.

[Alfie Brooks]

Yes, I notice. Is Colonel Logan here?

[Chris Draper]

No, he's. He's away for the weekend.

[Alfie Brooks]

Well, I thought I scrubbed these floors. Would you like me to start over? Hey, that's a smasher. Oh, that camera. My brother brought back one like that from Germany. Oh, it took lovely pictures.

[Chris Draper]

Yes, I'm sure.

[Alfie Brooks]

But ain't that against regulations? Did you bring a camera in here?

[Chris Draper]

Well, I'm going down to Devonshire for the weekend. I didn't want to have to go home again to pick it up.

[Alfie Brooks]

Ah, I see.

[Chris Draper]

Oh, I hope you won't say anything to Colonel Logan about this.

[Alfie Brooks]

Well, I don't know, Ms. Draper.

[Chris Draper]

Now, you wouldn't want to get me in trouble, would you, Brooks?

[Alfie Brooks]

Of course not. I know what trouble is. I got my share. Why, it takes a bloomin fortune to keep a body alive. You know, the pound ain't worth what it used to be.

[Chris Draper]

Could you use five?

[Alfie Brooks]

Oh, I hope you don't think I was hinting for money. Of course not that I couldn't use it, you understand. Imagine. Two shillings now for a pint of bitters.

[Chris Draper]

Yeah, and this ought to buy you a barrel.

[Alfie Brooks]

Oh. Oh, thank you, Ms. Strafer. You're a real lady.

[Chris Draper]

And you won't say anything to Colonel Logan?

[Alfie Brooks]

Ah, you don't have to worry, miss. Ask anyone. When Alfie Brooks gives his word, it's like a bond. I've forgotten about it already.

[Robert Vaughan]

Anyone for Dot? I say, anyone for Dot.

[Alfie Brooks]

Hey, looking for someone, governor?

[Mike Waring]

Uh, yeah. Alfie Brooks. I was told I could find him at the Fox and Beagle.

[Robert Vaughan]

What's Brooks done now?

[Mike Waring]

What makes you think he's done anything?

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, I know Alfie. Hey, Alfie.

[Alfie Brooks]

Jen here wants to see if watching.

[Mike Waring]

Hello, Brooks. My name is Mike Waring. I wonder if you could spare me a few minutes.

[Alfie Brooks]

I'm sorry, Governor.

[Mike Waring]

I'm playing darts, Alice. Won't take much time. Hey, bartender, could we have a couple of pints here? Thank you.

[Alfie Brooks]

You want to sit at this table here?

[Mike Waring]

All right.

[Alfie Brooks]

Now you've got your blooming nerve.

[Mike Waring]

Here, take a look at my credentials.

[Alfie Brooks]

You ain't a blooming copper.

[Mike Waring]

No, not exactly. But Colonel Logan suggested I talk to you.

[Alfie Brooks]

I do nothing if somebody's pinched something. Well, it wasn't me.

[Mike Waring]

I'm sure it wasn't. I was just wondering if you ever saw anyone in the colonel's office after hours.

[Alfie Brooks]

Oh, like O, for example?

[Mike Waring]

Like any of the men or Ms. Draper, the colonel's secretary.

[Alfie Brooks]

You mean spies at work?

[Mike Waring]

What makes you ask that?

[Alfie Brooks]

I go to the cinema. I see. Now those fellows work. If I thought there was some anky panky going on.

[Mike Waring]

There is.

[Chris Draper]

What do you know?

[Mike Waring]

The question is, what do you know?

[Alfie Brooks]

Not a ruddy thing. But I'll give it some thought. Governor, if I come up with anything, you leave it to Alfie Brooks to know what to do.

[Robert Vaughan]

What's the trouble, Chris? You look nervous.

[Chris Draper]

I am.

[Robert Vaughan]

Maybe this will calm your fevered brow.

[Chris Draper]

I tell you, they suspect something.

[Colonel Logan]

Robert.

[Chris Draper]

I'm being followed.

[Robert Vaughan]

You're imagining things, darling.

[Chris Draper]

Then why did they send for Waring?

[Robert Vaughan]

Michael Waring?

[Chris Draper]

You know him?

[Robert Vaughan]

I met him in Vienna two weeks ago and in Paris last week.

[Chris Draper]

Who is he?

[Robert Vaughan]

My avocation is a private detective called the Falcon. But according to my information, he's been recalled to temporary duty with American intelligence. I knew It Now, Chris, I tell you this.

[Chris Draper]

Are you expecting someone?

[Robert Vaughan]

No. Who is it?

[Chris Draper]

Porter.

[Alfie Brooks]

Mr. Vaughan.

[Chris Draper]

Where'll I go?

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really darling, you do have the window?

[Chris Draper]

I'll be in there.

[Robert Vaughan]

As you like. Just a moment.

[Alfie Brooks]

Hi, Governor.

[Robert Vaughan]

Who the devil are you?

[Alfie Brooks]

Oh, Alfie Brooks is the name. Is Miss Draper here?

[Robert Vaughan]

I'm afraid you're making a mistake.

[Alfie Brooks]

Not half. I followed her.

[Robert Vaughan]

So you're the one.

[Alfie Brooks]

Can I come in?

[Robert Vaughan]

Perhaps you'd better sit down.

[Alfie Brooks]

Thanks. Cool. This is a lovely place. What are the itchy for a flat like this?

[Robert Vaughan]

Why, are you thinking of renting one?

[Alfie Brooks]

You never know. Someday I might be in the ships myself.

[Robert Vaughan]

And if you are, it'll be through me.

[Alfie Brooks]

Ah, now that's what I like. A gentleman who comes right to the point.

[Robert Vaughan]

What's on your mind?

[Alfie Brooks]

Well, a bloke named Mike Waring was around to see me the other day. Yeah? Wanted to know.

[Robert Vaughan]

I can imagine what he wanted to know.

[Alfie Brooks]

I didn't tell him about Miss Draper. You see, I gave her my word.

[Robert Vaughan]

And naturally you wouldn't break it.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Naturally.

[Alfie Brooks]

Unless of course there was conditions I got no control over. Like, well, if there was anky panky going on.

[Robert Vaughan]

What do you mean by anky panky?

[Alfie Brooks]

I suppose for the sake of argument, Miss Draper was a spy. Oh, not that I think she is. You understand.

[Robert Vaughan]

I understand.

[Alfie Brooks]

Well, naturally it would be my duty to tell what I know. I'm a patriot, I am.

[Robert Vaughan]

It's obvious. Of course.

[Alfie Brooks]

I'd hate to make trouble for Miss Draper. And there's no reason why I should if you're paid. Like I said before, Mr. Vaughan, I like a gent who don't beat around the bush.

[Robert Vaughan]

How much do you want?

[Alfie Brooks]

Suppose we say £500?

[Robert Vaughan]

How do I know this won't be the first of many such calls?

[Alfie Brooks]

Now I'm no pig, Mr. Vaughan. Ask anyone what knows Alfie Brooks, they'll tell you. He's a reasonable man.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, that raises a problem. I don't have that much on me.

[Alfie Brooks]

That's all right. I trust you.

[Robert Vaughan]

You might be making a mistake.

[Alfie Brooks]

I don't think so. You see, I can always go back to Mr. Waring. Yeah. He's my insurance policy.

[Robert Vaughan]

A sort of Lloyds of London, eh?

[Alfie Brooks]

Uh huh.

[Robert Vaughan]

Where do you live?

[Alfie Brooks]

13 Oakley Square. That's in Camden Town.

[Robert Vaughan]

I'll be by at 3:30 in the morning. Yes, I have a previous engagement.

[Alfie Brooks]

You won't fail me.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, don't worry, Brooks. Like you, my word is my bond.

[Alfie Brooks]

It's all I ask. Well, cheer o mate. Give my best to Ms. Straighfort.

[Robert Vaughan]

I will.

[Chris Draper]

Well, was I imagining things?

[Robert Vaughan]

Apparently not.

[Chris Draper]

What are we going to do?

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, first I'm going to have a drink and meditate. My darling, obviously I can't permit myself to be blackmailed. So there's only one solution. No, I'm afraid it's yes, darling. Why do you think I told Brooks I'd be there at 3:30?

[Chris Draper]

I have no idea.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, that's the time I expect to be with your employer, Colonel Logan. Yes. Ironic, isn't it that the American military attache should be my alibi.

[Chris Draper]

But if you're going to be with.

[Robert Vaughan]

The Colonel, I can't take care of our Mr. Brooks.

[Chris Draper]

Then who will?

[Narrator]

You.

[Chris Draper]

You're crazy.

[Robert Vaughan]

What's the trouble, darling? Something wrong with my logic?

[Chris Draper]

Everything. You don't think I'm going to commit murder?

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really, Chris. At times you show your bourgeois background.

[Chris Draper]

I've done a lot for you, Robert. But I won't kill anyone.

[Robert Vaughan]

Why not? Indirectly, my dear, you've been responsible for thousands of deaths.

[Chris Draper]

That's a lie.

[Robert Vaughan]

Did you ever think of the end results of all the work you've done for us? Those bits of paper you brought us ultimately meant the death of some American boy. No, Aunt Honor, you've got to face the facts. You're a big girl now. Here we are.

[Chris Draper]

What's that?

[Robert Vaughan]

A memento I've been keeping for just such an occasion. It's a cufflink. You'll notice the initials.

[Chris Draper]

M.W.

[Robert Vaughan]

M.W. Didn't you say Mike Waring was in London?

[Alfie Brooks]

Yes.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, after you take care of Mr. Brooks, you're to drop this near the body.

[Chris Draper]

I won't do it.

[Robert Vaughan]

And I say you will. Finish your drink, pet. I'd hate to be late for my appointment with Colonel Logan. So much depends on it.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Are you in a hurry? Are you in enough of a hurry to risk your life? Statistics show that by far the largest percentage of all fetal highway accidents are caused by drivers who go over the speed limit. Speeding on the highway gets you nowhere except into trouble. The faster you drive, the less control you have over your car. The longer it takes you to stop, the greater strain you put on your tires and the more likely you are to skid if the roads are bad. Weigh all these facts against the few minutes you may save by driving too fast and then slow down. Now back to the Adventures of the Falcon.

[Mike Waring]

I say what you don't know will never hurt you. But try selling that to Alfie Brooks. He had no idea. The little surprise party Robert Vaughan and Chris Draper were preparing for him. Meanwhile, I had a dinner date with Chris's boss, Colonel Logan, at the Savoy. I don't know if the fuel shortage had anything to do with it, but we ate by candlelight, so that made two more of us in the dark.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Some more wine, Mike?

[Mike Waring]

Is that what it is? I couldn't tell in this light.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I'm surprised at you, Mike. Don't you know there's nothing more romantic than eating by candlelight?

[Mike Waring]

Well, how can you expect me to be romantic with a colonel in the army? Now, if you were that blonde secretary of yours. Chris, forget it. She's spoken for. Just the same, I think I'll have to talk with her tomorrow.

[Colonel Logan]

What for?

[Mike Waring]

Well, I've covered everybody else on your staff. It's time I got around to her.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Wasting your time, soldier. You might as well suspect me.

[Mike Waring]

I don't think I haven't.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

That's what I like about you boys and intelligence. You wouldn't even trust your.

[Mike Waring]

What's the trouble, Colonel?

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I don't know.

[Mike Waring]

I'll get your doctor.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

No, no.

[Mike Waring]

But you're sick.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

No, it'll pass.

[Mike Waring]

I feel better already. Let me take you home. No, no, it's.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

It's nothing, Mike.

[Mike Waring]

Just a touch of indigestion. Just the same, I'm going to see you home. I'll have the way to call a cab.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

No, no, I've got a date.

[Mike Waring]

Well, let me keep it for you. I guarantee she won't be disappointed.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

No, but you will. It's a heat.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, yeah.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Although you and Vaughan might hit it off at that.

[Mike Waring]

What Vaughan might that be, Robert? Is he in England?

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Don't tell me you know him.

[Mike Waring]

I certainly do. I met him in Vienna two weeks ago. He's working for the Reds.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

He's what?

[Mike Waring]

Sure, he's a big shot in the party. I'll bet he's behind all these shenanigans.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Mike, you've been seeing too many movies.

[Mike Waring]

Look, I tell you, Colonel.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Tell me tomorrow. Vaughn and I have got a date to play chess. And if I'm going to keep it, I'll have to move. I'll be seeing you, fellow.

[Robert Vaughan]

All right, Colonel. Your move.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

You're going to regret this one. Suppose I move my bishop here. I believe that's checkmate.

[Robert Vaughan]

Now, how the devil did I miss that? You're much too good, Colonel. I resign. How about another game?

[Mike Waring]

No, no.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I promised my doctor I'd be in bed by one.

[Robert Vaughan]

But it can't be more than 12.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

If it isn't, someone better notify Big Ben. That's three striking.

[Robert Vaughan]

Now I can imagine where the time went. Would you like me to drive you home?

[Inspector Heathcliff]

No, no, don't bother. I'll get a cab.

[Robert Vaughan]

All ridiculous in my Nash. He rail take us no time at all, really.

[Mike Waring]

Bon.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I hate to put you in any trouble.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, forget it. Just let me get my coat.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Well, I certainly appreciate.

[Robert Vaughan]

My pleasure. I'll be right out. Operator, let me have Savoy 4112, please.

[Chris Draper]

Hello.

[Robert Vaughan]

I met you. Chris?

[Chris Draper]

Yes.

[Robert Vaughan]

Robert here. Just wanted to know. Everything is proceeding according to plan, my dear. I'm leaving now with Colonel Logan. You have that cufflink I gave you?

[Chris Draper]

Yes.

[Robert Vaughan]

Good. I should be at the colonel's flat at 3:30. At which time you should be knocking on Mr. Brooks door. Listen, darling, I wish I had time to but it might throw our schedule off. Good hunting, darling.

[Alfie Brooks]

Half a mill. I'll be right there.

[Chris Draper]

Hello, Brooks.

[Alfie Brooks]

What? Miss Draper?

[Chris Draper]

Mm.

[Alfie Brooks]

I was expecting Mr. Vaughan.

[Chris Draper]

He couldn't make it so he sent me in his place.

[Alfie Brooks]

I don't like that, Miss. It seems to me when you make an agreement, it couldn't be helped.

[Chris Draper]

Brooks. Now may I come in?

[Alfie Brooks]

All right.

[Robert Vaughan]

You got it?

[Chris Draper]

Yes, I've got it. Where's your wife?

[Alfie Brooks]

I sent her to our Mars. I knew Mr. Vaughan wouldn't want anyone around while we was conducting business.

[Chris Draper]

That was smart.

[Alfie Brooks]

You leave it to Brooks, miss. I'm a bloke who.

[Chris Draper]

You're a bloke who What?

[Alfie Brooks]

What's the idea of the gun?

[Chris Draper]

What's usually the idea.

[Alfie Brooks]

He mustn't joke with me.

[Chris Draper]

I'm not joking, Brooks.

[Alfie Brooks]

Look, we can forget about the money, can we?

[Robert Vaughan]

Sure.

[Alfie Brooks]

What do I want was £500. I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

You tell me.

[Alfie Brooks]

S for me.

[Colonel Logan]

Primrose, will you phone the Yard and ask them to send over the lorry? I'll get it. Yes?

[Mike Waring]

I'd like to see Alfie Brooks, please.

[Colonel Logan]

I think we can oblige you. Come in.

[Mike Waring]

Thanks. There he is. Oh.

[Colonel Logan]

You care for a closer look?

[Mike Waring]

Yes, if you don't mind.

[Colonel Logan]

I insist.

[Mike Waring]

It's not very pretty.

[Colonel Logan]

What murder is I? I don't believe I caught your name.

[Mike Waring]

It's Mike Waring.

[Colonel Logan]

How are you? I'm Heathcliff.

[Mike Waring]

Heathcliff.

[Colonel Logan]

Now, if you're going to make any bad jokes about Wuthering Heights, I'd rather you didn't. You chaps carry on, will you?

[Robert Vaughan]

I do.

[Mike Waring]

I take it Joe with the Yard.

[Colonel Logan]

You take it correctly.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'm with American Intelligence. If you'd like to see my credentials.

[Colonel Logan]

I'd love to.

[Mike Waring]

There you are. Mm.

[Colonel Logan]

Seems to be in order.

[Mike Waring]

If I can help in any way.

[Colonel Logan]

Perhaps you can. Now, what do you make of this cufflink?

[Mike Waring]

Let's see it.

[Colonel Logan]

Oh, I'd rather you didn't, old man. But the initials on it are MW.

[Mike Waring]

Well, it could stand for Mike Waring, couldn't it?

[Colonel Logan]

Which merely proves how wrong I've been.

[Mike Waring]

I don't get you.

[Colonel Logan]

Well, every time I read one of your American thrillers, I'm amused when the criminal's apprehended because he conveniently leaves behind a cufflink. But apparently, truth is stranger than fiction.

[Mike Waring]

This is Vaughan's work.

[Colonel Logan]

I beg of him.

[Mike Waring]

Two weeks ago in Vienna, I ran into a man named Robert Vaughan. He was in charge of Soviet security. He had an opportunity to go through my things.

[Colonel Logan]

And it's your theory that he appropriated this cufflink at that time?

[Mike Waring]

Yes.

[Colonel Logan]

Now, why should he do that?

[Mike Waring]

For just this purpose.

[Colonel Logan]

Well, I'd say he was remarkably far sighted, wouldn't you?

[Mike Waring]

Look, Inspector, this isn't for publication. But there was a spy at work on Colonel Logan's staff.

[Colonel Logan]

The deceased there, apparently. It hardly seems likely, old man. After all, Brooks was just a porter. He'd be in no position to know anything.

[Mike Waring]

Well, he must have known something. That's why Vaughan killed him.

[Colonel Logan]

Still, it was your cufflink we found near the body.

[Mike Waring]

But can't you see it's a frame.

[Colonel Logan]

I knew you were going to say that. Those American pictures aren't exaggerated.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, don't be a fool. If I kill Brooks, why would I come back here?

[Colonel Logan]

Doesn't the killer always return to the scene of the crime? In your case, probably to retrieve the cufflink.

[Mike Waring]

What's the use? When did he die?

[Colonel Logan]

Half past three. What were you doing at that time?

[Mike Waring]

I was asleep.

[Colonel Logan]

I'm afraid that isn't much of an alibi, old man.

[Mike Waring]

I'll give you eight to five that Vaughan's isn't any better.

[Colonel Logan]

Those are excellent odds, I think. You take. I'll take you up on them. Primrose, be a good chap and get us a car, will you? We've got to settle a bet.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, that's a very interesting tale, Inspector. So Mr. Waring believes I framed him, eh?

[Mike Waring]

I know you did, Vaughan. You're the only one who could have palmed that cufflink.

[Robert Vaughan]

And where did I have the opportunity?

[Mike Waring]

Two weeks ago in Vienna, at the Hotel Imperial.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really, old man? You're not serious? Why should I kill this. This Brooks.

[Colonel Logan]

Alfie Brooks.

[Robert Vaughan]

Thank you, Savior.

[Mike Waring]

Why don't you say you didn't even know the man?

[Robert Vaughan]

I didn't.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, come off. Ed Vaughan. He was working for you.

[Robert Vaughan]

Then why should I kill him?

[Mike Waring]

All right, maybe he wasn't.

[Colonel Logan]

I do wish you'd make up your mind. Was he or wasn't he?

[Mike Waring]

Look, Inspector. Suppose there was someone else in that office cooperating with Vaughan and Brooks discovered it. Then suppose he tried to blackmail Vaughn?

[Robert Vaughan]

You're doing an awful lot of supposing.

[Mike Waring]

Then why won't you tell us what you were doing at 3:30 last night?

[Robert Vaughan]

Because I hate to involve anyone.

[Mike Waring]

You're bluffing.

[Robert Vaughan]

I wouldn't advise you to call me.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I am the Inspector. And I have a side bet on your hand.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, I've got a full house, old man. At 3:30 last night I was with Colonel Logan, the American attache.

[Mike Waring]

You're lying. I saw the Colonel.

[Robert Vaughan]

He was eight. He told me so.

[Mike Waring]

But he never would have stayed up till 3:30. He wasn't feeling well.

[Robert Vaughan]

I know. I drove him to his flat. We got there at 4:15.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I don't get it.

[Robert Vaughan]

You will. Excuse me, Inspector. You mentioned something about a wager between yourself and Mr. Waring?

[Colonel Logan]

Yes. He staked his life on the outcome of this call. I do hope he can afford the loss.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

There's a price tag on almost everything. Whether you drive a shiny new 1952 model or a pre war jalopy, you had to pay the price. And when you're driving that car, remember that speed also has its price. The price tag on speed violations last year was 15,000 killed and 500,000 injured. This year. Thousands of lives can be saved if you and millions of other motorists come to the sober realization that speed is the biggest killer on the highways and resolve to slow down before you or someone else pays the price that must be paid for it. You can do your part by keeping within speed limits at all times. Drive as though your life depends on it. It does. Now back to the Adventures of the Falcon.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I can't say I wasn't warned. Mama always told me not to gamble. And here I had staked my life that Robert Vaughan didn't have an alibi for the time of Brooks's murder. But there was one consolation. My luck had to change. I couldn't possibly lose two bets in a row like this.

[Colonel Logan]

Well, what do you say? Wary? Are you satisfied now?

[Mike Waring]

No. He's lying, Inspector.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really, old man?

[Mike Waring]

You couldn't possibly have been with Colonel Logan at 3:30.

[Robert Vaughan]

And suppose the Colonel bears out my Story?

[Mike Waring]

Well, then there was some horsing around with watches.

[Colonel Logan]

Horsing around? That's a new one. You mean jiggery poker?

[Mike Waring]

Yes, that's exactly what I mean. The colonel wasn't wearing a watch, and Vaughan here probably doctored his own.

[Robert Vaughan]

Did I doctor Big Ben too? The colonel called the hour to my attention as Big Ben was striking three.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, no.

[Colonel Logan]

You really seem to be putting your foot in him, Mr. Waring.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I tell you, his alibi is a phony.

[Colonel Logan]

Well, in England we know a wonderful way to find out. Suppose we go over and see Colonel Logan. I suppose that's how you do it in America too.

[Chris Draper]

Come in. Yes?

[Colonel Logan]

I hate to disturb you, miss, but I'm Inspector Heathcliff of Scotland Yard.

[Chris Draper]

Yes, We've been expecting you.

[Mike Waring]

Why should you?

[Colonel Logan]

Oh, this is Mr. Waring and Mr. Vaughan.

[Robert Vaughan]

I've already had the pleasure. How are you, Ms. Draper?

[Mike Waring]

Colonel Logan in there?

[Chris Draper]

Yes, Go on in.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh. Oh, come in, gentlemen.

[Mike Waring]

Say, what's going on?

[Robert Vaughan]

Sad, isn't it? I cautioned him. He just wouldn't listen.

[Colonel Logan]

Who are you?

[Robert Vaughan]

Dr. Welburn. What's wrong with the colonel?

[Mike Waring]

Can't you see he's dead.

[Robert Vaughan]

That's impossible. Oh, no. Typical coronary. They often go like that, you know.

[Mike Waring]

Late hours, overwork. Poor guy.

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, I can assure you there was no pain.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

He never knew a thing.

[Mike Waring]

Well, kind of upsetting, isn't it, Vaughan?

[Robert Vaughan]

Hey.

[Mike Waring]

You claim the colonel was your alibi.

[Robert Vaughan]

He was.

[Mike Waring]

How are you going to prove it?

[Robert Vaughan]

That does create a problem. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I'll make the necessary arrangements.

[Mike Waring]

All right, Vaughan. What have you got to say for yourself now?

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, gentlemen, I'm afraid you leave me no choice. I didn't kill Brooks, but I know who did.

[Mike Waring]

Why didn't you say so before?

[Robert Vaughan]

Well, after all, I am a gentleman. And where. A lady is in, Vaughan.

[Colonel Logan]

A lady?

[Robert Vaughan]

Christina Draper.

[Mike Waring]

The colonel's secretary?

[Robert Vaughan]

Yes, that's right. I've been seeing a good deal of the girl.

[Mike Waring]

Why should that make any difference?

[Robert Vaughan]

You might let me finish. I understand she's engaged to some chap in the States. Brooks apparently found out about it and attempted to blackmail her.

[Mike Waring]

I don't believe it.

[Chris Draper]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

[Robert Vaughan]

Chris, darling.

[Chris Draper]

I guess it's true what they say about people who listen at keyholes. They never hear any good about themselves.

[Robert Vaughan]

I'm sorry, my pet, but you do understand.

[Chris Draper]

I'm not angry, Robert. I always knew you'd cut my throat someday. But you taught me a lot too. Like you said, my reaction to Murder was distinctly middle class. Well, I'm over that now.

[Mike Waring]

Listen, Ms. Drapern, stay out of this. Put away that gun.

[Chris Draper]

This doesn't concern you. This is between Mr. Vaughan and myself. Right, Robert?

[Robert Vaughan]

You're being very melodramatic, Chris.

[Chris Draper]

What can you expect of a woman in love? You know, I do still love you.

[Robert Vaughan]

Oh, really, darling?

[Chris Draper]

I guess I will as long as we both live. Which isn't saying very much. I'll be seeing you, honey.

[Colonel Logan]

No.

[Mike Waring]

All right, angel, let's have that gun.

[Chris Draper]

Sure.

[Mike Waring]

How is the inspector?

[Colonel Logan]

He isn't. He's dead.

[Chris Draper]

And that takes care of that. All right, fellas, let's.

[Colonel Logan]

Kind of ironic, wasn't it?

[Mike Waring]

Worrying.

[Colonel Logan]

I mean, Vaughan's alibi turning on Colonel Logan and the colonel dying of a heart attack before he could testify.

[Mike Waring]

Just proves you can't depend on anything these days. Too bad, too, because it was really a nice twist. While Vaughan was with the colonel, Chris killed Brooks.

[Colonel Logan]

Pretty clever.

[Chris Draper]

Yeah.

[Mike Waring]

You got to give the devil his due. He had it all planned. But the ending.

[Colonel Logan]

Well, now that it's ended, I suppose you'll be going back to the States.

[Mike Waring]

And am I looking forward to seeing them again.

[Colonel Logan]

When are you leaving?

[Mike Waring]

First plane out.

[Colonel Logan]

I do wish you'd change your mind. I'd like to show you around the yard.

[Mike Waring]

No, thanks. I made up my mind. And once I do.

[Alfie Brooks]

Excuse me, sir. Is either of you gentlemen Mr. Michael Wearing?

[Mike Waring]

Yeah.

[Alfie Brooks]

Here's a cable for you, sir. It's been forwarded from your hotel.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, thanks. Oh, no.

[Colonel Logan]

Bad news.

[Mike Waring]

Listen, glad you're enjoying your holiday. No use coming back to New York now. It's hot as blazes. People keeling over in the streets. Understand? They're doing the same in Italy, only they never get up again. Proceed immediately to Rome and find out why Levin kisses Leon Brill.

[Colonel Logan]

You're not going to take that?

[Mike Waring]

What do you think? If I ignore this, Brill can have me court martial and shot.

[Colonel Logan]

And if you go to Rome, you might end up the same way.

[Mike Waring]

Yes. Ain't that a jolly prospect? Good night, Inspector.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

The Case of the Running Waters. The Case of the Running Waters. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring discovers that when in Rome, it's not always advisable to do as the Romans. Sometimes it can be murder. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake. Produced and transcribed by Bernard L. Shubert written by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon with Ann Burr as Chris this program came to you from New York City. This is Fred Collins speaking.

[Narrator]

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[Alfie Brooks]

Where this is something strange going on.

[Robert Vaughan]

Here in this house tonight.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I reckon there is. I was sound asleep when I heard.

[Robert Vaughan]

Quickly follow me.

[Alfie Brooks]

I have flash.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Sounded like it came from the back of the house.

[Robert Vaughan]

I'm certain of it.

[Alfie Brooks]

Ah, through his back door which I entered. Footprint was here, now gone. Door is locked.

[Robert Vaughan]

And outside? Yeah, the front door is locked too.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

I know it.

[Alfie Brooks]

I tried it.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

We could get out from the balcony upstairs. It's only a jump to the bank.

[Robert Vaughan]

On the west end.

[Alfie Brooks]

Come then, we must hurry. I followed footprints up these stairs, came to stairs.

[Robert Vaughan]

Note that none came down then somebody's still up there.

[Alfie Brooks]

I'm fearful of that. Ah, this is I thought. See, footprints lead up to door and door is locked.

[Mike Waring]

Well, we already owe the owner for.

[Robert Vaughan]

That lamp we smashed downstairs. Might as well do a little more damage.

[Inspector Heathcliff]

Stand by.

[Robert Vaughan]

So someone lying on the floor? Afraid not. Someone Mr. Holt something.

[Alfie Brooks]

Who is it?

[Narrator]

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