
Today's Mystery: A receptionist overhears her boss, the owner of an import-export company, making a suspicious sale, and turns to The Falcon for help. Original Radio Broadcast Date: June 1, 1952 Originating from New York Starring: Les Damon as The...
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Happy Clam
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Adam Graham
Welcome to the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio from Boise, Idaho. This is your host, Adam Graham. In a moment, we're going to bring you this week's episode of the Falcon. But first, I do want to encourage you, if you are enjoying the podcast, to follow us using your favorite podcast software. Today's program is brought to you in part by the financial support of our listeners. You can support the show on a one time basis@support.greatdetectives.net and I want to thank Michael for supporting the program. That way you can also become one of our ongoing Patreon supporters for as little as $2 per month by going to patreon.greatdetectives.net now from June 1st of 1952, here is the Case of the Burning Bridges.
Happy Clam
Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Paula, now you'll have to cancel me out tonight. I've got to do some antique collecting. Well, I don't like it either. But I have to go through with it if it kills me. Oh, don't give up hope, angel. It may at that.
Les Damon
Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed Adventures of the Falcon starring Les Damon. The Adventures of the Falcon Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risked their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the burning Bridges. It's early afternoon in Manhattan and in New York's Chinatown, a rugged looking gent named George Bridges pushes his way through a mob of Chinese and heads for a small shop. The legend Kessler's Imports is on the store window.
Geico Spokesperson
Yes, sir, can I help you?
George Bridges
I don't think so. I'd like to see Mr. Kessler.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, Mr. Kessler doesn't like to be disturbed unless it's very important.
George Bridges
Well, if it isn't, I've traveled 3,000 miles for nothing. My name is George Bridges.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, just a second.
Paul Kessler
Yeah, what is it, Joan?
Geico Spokesperson
I'm sorry to bother you, Julian, but there's a gentleman out here to see Mr. Kessler. His name is George Bridges.
Paul Kessler
Never heard of him.
George Bridges
Oh, tell him I'm a friend of Oppenheimer in San Francisco.
Robert Julian
Yes, I heard her, Julian. All right, Joan, show the gentleman in.
Geico Spokesperson
If you'll just follow me, please.
George Bridges
I'd love to.
Robert Julian
Do come in, Mr. Bridges. Thanks, that will be all. John.
Geico Spokesperson
Yes, sir.
Robert Julian
This is a great pleasure. Well, this is my associate, Robert Julian.
George Bridges
Glad to know you.
Paul Kessler
Likewise.
Robert Julian
Do sit down.
George Bridges
Thanks.
Robert Julian
And what can I do for you?
George Bridges
I'm interested in buying a Hoshin Buddha.
Robert Julian
The Hoshin Buddha?
George Bridges
Yeah, I understood you had one for sale.
Robert Julian
And where do you understand that from?
George Bridges
Oppenheimer. Oh, he told me to give this to you.
Robert Julian
Dear Kessler, this will serve to introduce George Bridges. He's interested in completing his collection of Buddhas. Anything you can do for him will be appreciated. Gustav Oppenheimer. Julian, don't we have another letter from Oppenheimer on the files?
Paul Kessler
Yeah.
Robert Julian
Get it like a good boy.
George Bridges
What do you think this one is? A forgery?
Robert Julian
It never occurred to me, Mr. Bridges, but now that you mention it, it might bear investigation. Have you got it, Julian?
Paul Kessler
Yeah.
Robert Julian
What do you think?
Paul Kessler
Looks okay to me.
George Bridges
Well, now that we've got that settled, let's get down to cases. What do you want for the Hoshin Buddha?
Robert Julian
This presupposes I have one for sale.
George Bridges
Well, if you haven't, I'm wasting my time.
Robert Julian
Just a second, Mr. Bridges. You realize a Hoshin Buddha comes very high. There Are only four in existence. This one was uncovered during the Boxer Rebellion.
George Bridges
All right, never mind the history lesson. What's your price?
Robert Julian
$250,000.
George Bridges
You must think you're dealing with a chump.
Robert Julian
Perhaps you'd like to see a picture of it. I believe we have.
George Bridges
I don't have to.
Happy Clam
It figures.
George Bridges
From the size, it couldn't hold more than five kilos of this stuff.
Robert Julian
Pardon?
George Bridges
Look, Kessler, let's not do any more fencing, huh? I'll pay 70,000.
Robert Julian
You're trying to take advantage of me. You realize what 5 kilos would yield after cutting 70,000?
George Bridges
Take it or leave it.
Robert Julian
What do you think, Julian?
Paul Kessler
Take it.
Robert Julian
Very well, Mr. Bridges. I assume you have the money on you.
George Bridges
I got it at my hotel. When can you make delivery?
Robert Julian
Where are you staying?
Happy Clam
At the Brighton.
Robert Julian
Under what name?
George Bridges
My own.
Robert Julian
Is that safe?
George Bridges
Do I tell you how to run your business?
Robert Julian
You're so right. Suppose we make it for tomorrow at 12?
George Bridges
Okay, I'll see you then.
Robert Julian
Good day, sir.
George Bridges
Nice meeting you, Julian.
Paul Kessler
Yeah. Friendly guy, ain't he?
Robert Julian
Well, in my lifetime, I've discovered. Julian.
Paul Kessler
What's the matter?
Robert Julian
Something just occurred to me.
Paul Kessler
You think he's a phony?
Robert Julian
If you step here in the corner, I'd like to show you something.
Paul Kessler
What's up?
Robert Julian
Take a look at my desk. You notice anything strange?
Paul Kessler
No.
Robert Julian
Well, you're not very observant, Julian. You left the key on the intercom down.
Paul Kessler
I what?
Robert Julian
Mm. Who's that, Font?
Paul Kessler
The girl. You think she heard?
Robert Julian
There's one way to find out. Joan, dear.
Geico Spokesperson
Yes, Mr. Kessler?
Robert Julian
Would you come in here? I have an errand for you. Of course she heard.
Paul Kessler
What are you gonna do?
Robert Julian
I haven't made up my mind, Julian. But when I do, believe me, you'll be the first to know.
Happy Clam
Well, hello.
Geico Spokesperson
How do you do? I. I'm looking for a Mike Waring.
Happy Clam
Well, you couldn't have picked a better place. Come in.
Geico Spokesperson
Thank you.
Happy Clam
Sit down, Ms. Sim. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't believe I caught your name.
Geico Spokesperson
It's Calvin. Joan Calvin.
Robert Julian
Try the sofa.
Geico Spokesperson
I don't know if I'm doing the right thing.
Happy Clam
Don't be frightened, darling. It is only a man's apartment.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, I didn't mean it that way.
Happy Clam
I did. Can I offer you a Smirnoff martini?
Geico Spokesperson
No, thanks.
Happy Clam
You don't know what you're missing. You see, the vodka in it came.
Geico Spokesperson
Here on business, Mr. Waring.
Happy Clam
I see. Well, you can't rule a man out for trying. What's your problem?
Geico Spokesperson
That's just it. I don't know.
Happy Clam
Come again?
Geico Spokesperson
Well, you see, I work for an importing firm. And this morning my employer had a conference with a man from San Francisco. I don't know how it happened, but the intercom key was down.
Happy Clam
So you couldn't help eavesdropping?
Geico Spokesperson
Well, yes. They were talking about something called the Hoshin Buddha. It dates back to the Wang Dynasty. This man was going to buy it for $70,000.
Happy Clam
Well, what's wrong with that? Art objects come high.
Geico Spokesperson
I know, but I checked with the library and there never was a Wang Dynasty.
Happy Clam
No wonder it's so rare. What's your employer's name?
Geico Spokesperson
I. I can't tell you. I may be doing him an injustice.
Happy Clam
Now, look, Angel.
Geico Spokesperson
Please don't press me, Mr. Waring.
Happy Clam
What would you have me do?
Geico Spokesperson
Well, right after this gentleman left, my employer called me into his office and gave me this.
Happy Clam
Grand Central Claim Department. Not responsible for goods left over 30 days. You think this is for the Buddha, huh? Can you describe it for me?
Geico Spokesperson
Oh, I can do better. I've got a picture.
Happy Clam
Well, I've seen a million like this in Chinatown.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, then why should this one be worth so much money?
Happy Clam
I don't know, Angel. Let me have the claim check. Well, where do you live?
Geico Spokesperson
At the Marlborough.
Happy Clam
All right, go home and wait. I'll be by as soon as I pick this thing up.
Robert Julian
Attention, please. The Chicago Limited, due to arrive at 4:27, will be.
Happy Clam
Hey, buddy.
George Bridges
Yeah, what do you want?
Happy Clam
I'd like to pick up this parcel, please.
George Bridges
4177, the Missouri Express, leaving for Pittsburgh.
Robert Julian
Cincinnati, Chicago and points west. Now loading at gate seven.
Happy Clam
Have your tickets. Hey, what's taking so long?
George Bridges
All right, keep your shirt on.
Happy Clam
I got it now.
George Bridges
It's a funny thing. I remember checking this parcel for a guy this morning. You don't look nothing like him.
Happy Clam
He sent me to pick it up.
George Bridges
Got any identification?
Happy Clam
Sure. Well, let's do.
George Bridges
Michael Waring, 419. He's happy. Yeah. Sorry I troubled you, Mr. Waring, but company rules, you know.
Happy Clam
Sure, that's all right. Thanks a lot.
Robert Julian
The Missouri Express leaving for Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Chicago and.
Paul Kessler
Excuse me, Weller. You. You wouldn't have to have a match.
Happy Clam
Yeah, sure. Thanks. It's all right. Keep the book.
Paul Kessler
You're a real generous type, kid, aren't you?
Happy Clam
What?
Paul Kessler
Maybe I can do something for you.
Happy Clam
I doubt it.
Paul Kessler
You never know. How about a lift?
Happy Clam
No, thanks. I'll take a cab.
Paul Kessler
Come on, fella. You ought to know why I'm keeping this hand in my pocket. Just walk on like nothing happened.
Happy Clam
Why? Is something going to will if you don't behave yourself?
Paul Kessler
Hold it.
Happy Clam
Well, make up your mind.
Paul Kessler
I just came to the conclusion it'd be silly to waltz you all the way through this joint. Let's see what's behind that door.
Happy Clam
Can't you read?
Paul Kessler
Don't get gay. Just pick them up and lay him down.
Happy Clam
Okay, Corporal.
Paul Kessler
Well, nice and quiet here.
Happy Clam
Well, I got a feeling it won't be for long.
Paul Kessler
I got the same feeling. Where'd you get that parcel?
Happy Clam
What's it to you?
Paul Kessler
Look, fella, don't get smart. Just lay it down on the floor. Now back up a couple of steps. Oh, that's fine. Now, tell me something about yourself.
Happy Clam
Sure, Julian.
Paul Kessler
What did you call me?
Happy Clam
Julian. Isn't that your name?
Paul Kessler
How'd you know that?
Happy Clam
I got a great memory for faces. You were pointed out to me about nine years ago in Detroit. When you were running with the Purple Mob.
Paul Kessler
And what do they call you?
Happy Clam
Mike Waring.
Paul Kessler
Where'd you get that claim check?
Happy Clam
I found it in the street.
Paul Kessler
I asked you something and I answered it. Joan Calvin gave it to you, didn't she?
Happy Clam
Look, Julian, I think I've been very patient. I don't know what you want.
Paul Kessler
Get back.
Happy Clam
Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Paul Kessler
No, in your place, I'd probably do the same.
Happy Clam
You see.
Paul Kessler
But then I'm not in your place. And right now I wouldn't change for the world.
George Bridges
No.
Paul Kessler
There's one thing I can't stand. It's a wise cutting. That's the story, Kessler. When Joan didn't show up, I got suspicious. Then I saw this character come up and present the check.
Robert Julian
How far away were you, Julian?
Paul Kessler
Maybe 30ft.
Robert Julian
And from that distance you knew immediately our little Johnny had sent him. That was very bright of me.
Paul Kessler
And I told you I had a hunch. When he picked up the parcel, I knew I was right.
Robert Julian
How do you suppose Mr. Waring came to have the claim check?
Paul Kessler
Why don't you ask Joan?
Robert Julian
As I intend to. Unfortunately, she isn't here. Well, shall we see if the gods have been kind to us? The Hoshin Buddha. Isn't it lovely, Julian? It puts me in mind of a poem I once read.
Paul Kessler
Puts me in mind of our friend George Bridges. He's still waiting. Remember?
Robert Julian
Oh, yes. Hand me that paperweight.
Paul Kessler
You gonna open it now?
Robert Julian
Yes. Like you, I'm given two hunches.
Paul Kessler
What are you talking about?
Robert Julian
Paperweight, please. I was wrong.
Paul Kessler
What do you expect?
Robert Julian
I thought it Might be empty in any event. I think it needs testing.
Paul Kessler
Careful, you don't want to take off.
Robert Julian
I don't think there's much danger of that. It's sugar.
Paul Kessler
It's what?
Robert Julian
See for yourself.
Paul Kessler
We've been double crossed.
Robert Julian
So it would appear. Now where do you think it came from?
Paul Kessler
Could be that Mike Waring.
Robert Julian
I don't see how. Julian. By your own admission, he had no time to make a substitution. When did you say you saw him?
Paul Kessler
Around 4:30.
Robert Julian
And you didn't get back to the shop till 7.
Paul Kessler
Was a quarter of.
Robert Julian
It's still two and a quarter hours to be accounted for.
Paul Kessler
Look, are you accusing.
Robert Julian
That's the old cliche, Julian. If the shoe fits.
Paul Kessler
Look, Kessler, I don't have to take that kind of talk.
Robert Julian
Still, $70,000 worth of merchandise has disappeared. It would be most interesting to know what happened to it.
Paul Kessler
Aren't you forgetting Joan? Suppose she was working with Bridges?
Robert Julian
It's a possibility. Get Oppenheimer on the phone in San Francisco and ask him what he knows of the gentleman.
Paul Kessler
Ask him yourself. I'm going over to see that Waring character.
Robert Julian
I wish you wouldn't.
Paul Kessler
Look, I've got as much at stake in this thing as you have. I'm gonna do my own checking.
Robert Julian
Why not wait to hear what Oppenheimer says?
Paul Kessler
It'll keep you just let me know what happens.
Robert Julian
I hope you'll do as much for me. Take care of yourself, Julian. I should hate for anything to happen to.
Happy Clam
Oh, I'll never go there again.
Paul Kessler
I don't blame you.
Happy Clam
What?
Paul Kessler
Remember me?
Happy Clam
How could I ever forget? You made quite an impression.
Paul Kessler
And I still got the gimmick that did the trick.
Happy Clam
You're smoking too much.
Paul Kessler
Shut the door.
Happy Clam
I was hoping I'd seen the last of you.
Robert Julian
No.
Paul Kessler
Oh, we're going to get real chummy.
Happy Clam
Samantha, you want some water?
Paul Kessler
Stay right there.
Happy Clam
Maybe if I patted you on the back.
Paul Kessler
You let go.
Happy Clam
Drop it. Drop it. Now kick it in the corner. All right. Now you and I are going to have a nice long talk. Come on, Julian, get up. We're just starting.
Adam Graham
I.
Happy Clam
Sit. On your feet. Julian.
Robert Julian
Julian.
Happy Clam
Hello, Tony. This is Mr. Waring. Look, be a good kid and call the police. I've got a visitor here who won't leave. No, no, no. It wouldn't do any good for you to talk to him. He's dead. I think we'll just have to wait for the.
Les Damon
Can you stop in time? Ask yourself that question the next time you drive your car. If the car in front of you should jam on his brakes to avoid a stray dog. If a child should dash across an intersection, if a tire should blow out, could you stop in time to save a life? Slippery roads, fogged windshields, poor visibility. All of these factors mean that you must be more alert in following simple safety rules. Always get the feel of the road before you accelerate. Check on your driving habits. Be careful. Accidents don't always happen to the other fellow. Now back to the adventures of the falcon. 30 minutes have passed since Mike Waring slugged Robert Julian, only to discover that his man couldn't get off the floor. Now there's no question in Sergeant Corbett's mind but that our hero packs a deadly wallop.
Happy Clam
Oh, don't be a chump, Corbett. I didn't kill him.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, he was alive when you socked him.
Happy Clam
Yes.
Sergeant Corbett
Now he's dead. You explain it.
Happy Clam
What do you make of this?
Sergeant Corbett
The man liked red neckties.
Happy Clam
Red shirts too, huh? Look under the tie. Notice the blood clot. Where did it come from?
Sergeant Corbett
No, don't touch him.
Happy Clam
I just wanted to show you.
Sergeant Corbett
He was stabbed.
Happy Clam
Uh huh.
Sergeant Corbett
Uh, let's see that letter opener.
Happy Clam
Oh, don't be a fool. Nothing as wide as a letter opener made this decision. It was probably done by something like a nail file. 5 will get you 10 it happened long before he got here.
Sergeant Corbett
Well then how did he make it over?
Happy Clam
Well, with an internal hemorrhage he could have lived for hours. He might never have even known he was hurt.
Sergeant Corbett
You said you ran into him earlier today.
Happy Clam
I did. He took that parcel away from me at Grand Central.
Sergeant Corbett
Well then what was the point of the return engagement?
Happy Clam
I don't know.
Sergeant Corbett
You suppose your client does?
Happy Clam
You mean Joan Calvin?
Sergeant Corbett
Yes. What do you know about her?
Happy Clam
Everything. She looks like she posed for a Mo Jud hosiery ad by you.
Sergeant Corbett
This is everything?
Happy Clam
Well, isn't it enough?
Sergeant Corbett
Not for me. Especially with people getting themselves knocked off in your apartment.
Happy Clam
I guess you're right, Corbett. Well, I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll split the assignment two ways. You take care of Julian, I'll take care of Jo.
Geico Spokesperson
I give you my word, Mr. Waring. I've told you all I possibly can.
Happy Clam
Well, it ain't nearly enough. Angel. Since I met you, the most interesting things have happened. One, I get slugged as soon as I pick up your package. When I come to, I find the same character again waiting for me in my apartment.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, that's not my fault.
Happy Clam
How well did you know Julian?
Geico Spokesperson
I didn't know him at all.
Happy Clam
Look Joan, we're dealing with a murder now. We're not playing games. Who do you work for?
Geico Spokesperson
Paul Kessler.
Happy Clam
Did Julian work for him too?
Geico Spokesperson
Yes.
Happy Clam
When did you last see him?
Geico Spokesperson
This morning at work before Mr. Kessler gave me that claim check.
Happy Clam
And you haven't seen him since?
Geico Spokesperson
No.
Happy Clam
Okay, let's get back to Kessler. How did you get the job?
Geico Spokesperson
I answered Ned.
Happy Clam
When was this?
Geico Spokesperson
Oh, about three weeks ago.
Happy Clam
Did you notice anything out of line?
Geico Spokesperson
Nothing, except that they seem to discourage business. Anytime a customer would walk in, they. Well, I guess the expression is brush him off.
Happy Clam
But there was one customer they didn't slough off. The boy from San Francisco. You heard on the intercom. What was his name?
Geico Spokesperson
I can't remember.
Happy Clam
Come on, Joan, think.
Geico Spokesperson
No, I. Wait a minute. Bridges.
Happy Clam
Bridges. You remember his first name?
Geico Spokesperson
I think it was George. You think he killed Julian?
Happy Clam
We'll cross those bridges when we get to the. Oh. What? I said, after I see Kessler, I'm going home to wash my mouth out with soap.
Robert Julian
I'm terribly sorry, sir. We're closed for the day.
Happy Clam
Maybe it'll pay you to open again.
Robert Julian
I hardly think so.
Happy Clam
Well, you never know. I might prove the customer of the year. I'm interested in the Buddha.
Robert Julian
Well, there's a shop on the corner.
Happy Clam
It doesn't handle this kind. I'm looking for the Hoshin Buddha. It's supposed to date back to the Wang Dynasty.
Robert Julian
Must be extremely rare.
Happy Clam
Yes, extremely. You see, there never was a Wang dynasty.
Robert Julian
I'm afraid I don't follow you.
Happy Clam
That's because you're 20 miles ahead.
Robert Julian
Won't you sit down, Mr. Waring.
Happy Clam
Mike Waring.
Robert Julian
Oh. Well, what can I do for you?
Happy Clam
I told you I'm interested in a Ho Chin Buddha.
Robert Julian
But by your own admission, there is no such thing.
Happy Clam
Strangely enough, there is. Matter of fact, I had my hands on it earlier today. Only someone took it away. Someone named Robert Julian. You know him?
Robert Julian
Yes, very well.
Happy Clam
And you should be interested in learning that he was murdered.
Robert Julian
I beg your pardon?
Happy Clam
And you should beg his. He was stabbed to death.
Robert Julian
Where did this happen?
Happy Clam
That's what I'd like to know. When was the last time you saw him?
Robert Julian
At 2 this afternoon.
Happy Clam
He was waiting for me at my apartment at 9. Where do you suppose he was in the meantime?
Robert Julian
I have no idea.
Happy Clam
I have. I think he was here.
Robert Julian
You're mistaken, my friend.
Happy Clam
Well, that's possible. Happens often enough. By the way, what made that Buddha so valuable?
Robert Julian
I wouldn't know yet.
Happy Clam
A girl named Joan Calvin who worked for you was supposed to pick it up. She showed me a picture of it.
Robert Julian
She did?
Happy Clam
Mm. Yeah. Look like this fella here.
Robert Julian
Please don't handle the merchandise.
Happy Clam
Oh, I'm so sorry. It slipped. There's nothing in it.
Robert Julian
What did you expect?
Happy Clam
Well, I don't know exactly, but you had a customer for it. A man named George Bridges. How does he figure in this?
Robert Julian
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're a detective.
Happy Clam
That's right.
Robert Julian
Then you should tell me now.
Happy Clam
Listen, Kessler, I'm so sorry.
Robert Julian
As I said before, it's past our closing hour. That'll be 498, please.
Happy Clam
Huh?
Robert Julian
For the Buddha you just destroyed. When you make a mistake, Mr. Waring, you should be prepared to pay for it. 498. Kessler Imports.
George Bridges
Are you Kessler?
Robert Julian
Yes.
George Bridges
George Bridges.
Robert Julian
Oh, how are you, Mr. Bridges?
George Bridges
Not so hot. Your boy didn't show with the merchandise.
Robert Julian
Oh, there's been an unavoidable delay.
George Bridges
Yeah, well, I'm due back on the coast. I got a reservation tomorrow at 8 on the El Capitan. You think I'll be able to deliver before then?
Robert Julian
It's very problematical.
George Bridges
Look, Kessler, there are other dealers in New York. Now, either you want my business or you don't.
Robert Julian
Oh, I do. But you see, Julian met with an unfortunate accident. Poor fellow. He was murdered.
George Bridges
How'd that happen?
Robert Julian
I have no idea. But I think a man named Michael Waring does.
George Bridges
Well, how does this Waring character affect our deal?
Robert Julian
He doesn't. Just be patient, Mr. Bridges. I'll get to you in time.
George Bridges
Come in, fella. The water's fine, huh?
Happy Clam
You know, this is the second time this has happened today. Yes, and he had a gun too.
George Bridges
You better change your lock.
Happy Clam
You better change your luck. He wound up murdered.
George Bridges
You must be real tough.
Happy Clam
No, not me. I was scared stiff. What's your name? Or maybe I can guess.
George Bridges
Maybe you can.
Happy Clam
I got a hunch of George Bridges from San Francisco.
George Bridges
How'd you know that?
Happy Clam
I'm psychic.
George Bridges
Look, what's your interest in this, Waring?
Happy Clam
Same as yours.
George Bridges
No, it isn't. You're doing business with Kessler?
Happy Clam
In a manner of speaking.
George Bridges
And you ought to know I didn't get the Buddha you picked up.
Happy Clam
Hey, wait a minute. You look like the guy in the baggage room.
George Bridges
I look like a lot of people.
Happy Clam
Did you notice what happened to me afterwards?
George Bridges
No.
Happy Clam
I was hijacked.
George Bridges
Where's the Buddha now?
Happy Clam
I have no idea.
George Bridges
Can you get me one?
Happy Clam
If the price is right, I'll pay 70,000. Tell me something. Bridges, what makes that Buddha so valuable?
George Bridges
Don't you know?
Happy Clam
I got an idea, but I'd like to confirm it.
George Bridges
You know, Waring, I was right all along. You don't know from nothing.
Happy Clam
No, but I'm learning.
George Bridges
Not nearly enough. If you're smart, you'll start minding your own business.
Happy Clam
This is my business. A man named Robert Julian was murdered right here.
Sergeant Corbett
Yeah?
George Bridges
Well, if you don't want some of the same treatment, you'll stop sticking your neck out. Now, out of my way.
Happy Clam
Hey, not so fast.
George Bridges
Are you gonna move?
Happy Clam
Put the gun away, Bridges. You wouldn't dare use it. A shot would bring down the house.
George Bridges
Bess, you're so right. But you forget, a gun has two ends. And under proper conditions, one end is as effective as the other. You see what I mean?
Les Damon
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Happy Clam
Oh, my head.
Sergeant Corbett
What's the matter, boy? Can't you take it there anymore? You ought to be used to it by now.
Happy Clam
What are you doing here, Sergeant?
Sergeant Corbett
Your elevator boy found you and gave us a buzz. Well, who did it this time?
Happy Clam
The boy who killed Julian, Huh? Now look, Corbett, I've got it all figured out. His name is George Bridges.
Sergeant Corbett
George Bridges?
Happy Clam
Yes. When you latch onto him, we'll be home.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, we will?
Happy Clam
Yes.
Sergeant Corbett
Why do you suppose he killed Julian?
Happy Clam
To get his hands on that boot.
Les Damon
I told you about.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, for your information, George Bridges happens to be a treasury agent.
Happy Clam
You what?
Sergeant Corbett
He's head of the narcotics division. You had him pegged as a killer. Oh, you're a real bloodhound, Mike. I'm gonna get you a can of Strongheart.
Happy Clam
Yeah, but if Bridges was a government boy, what did he want with me?
Sergeant Corbett
You know your talent for butting in. You must have wanted to find out if you were mixed up in this deal.
Happy Clam
Well, at least I'm making progress.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, you're making progress?
Happy Clam
Yep. I Know now that Bridges didn't kill Julian.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, you're amazing.
Happy Clam
Mm. Let me at that phone.
Sergeant Corbett
Who you calling?
Happy Clam
My client.
Sergeant Corbett
Joan Calvin.
Happy Clam
Yes. She can put the finger on the guilty party. If she doesn't lose her nerve. We can wrap this up in 15 minutes. Hello, Joan, this is Mike Waring.
Geico Spokesperson
So glad you called, Mike. I'm getting frightened.
Happy Clam
Now, there's nothing to worry about, angel. We'll have this thing solved in minutes if you'll only cooperate. Now, here's what I want you to do. Grab a cab and go down to Kessler's shop.
Geico Spokesperson
But you told me I was fired.
Happy Clam
Well, I've got a new job for you. Now be a good girl and go right to work.
Robert Julian
Just a second, please.
Geico Spokesperson
Mr. Kessler.
Robert Julian
You seem surprised, my dear.
Geico Spokesperson
Well, I expected someone else.
Robert Julian
We have told this is my establishment.
Geico Spokesperson
I. I'm afraid I made a mistake.
Robert Julian
You've made several, my dear. Sit down.
Geico Spokesperson
No, I'll come back later.
Robert Julian
I wouldn't think of it. You know, you're a very stupid girl, Joan. What? Really, I've misjudged you completely. Why did you hire Mike Waring? Now look, Mr. Kessler, I'm very interested in your reasoning. Of course, I have my own theory.
Happy Clam
And you're probably right.
Geico Spokesperson
My hello ain't all.
Happy Clam
Almost missed my cue, didn't I? Oh, this is Sergeant Corbett.
Sergeant Corbett
Are we interrupting anything?
Robert Julian
No, not at all.
Sergeant Corbett
I thought you were asking Joan why she hired Waring.
Robert Julian
It's not too important.
Happy Clam
You're not very flattering. She came to me because she was worried and she had reason. She was mixed up with several unsavory characters. One of these characters subsequently got himself murdered.
Robert Julian
Poor Julian.
Happy Clam
Yes. Well, at least his problems are over. Tell me, who do you think did it?
Robert Julian
I wouldn't know.
Happy Clam
Now, you must have some idea.
Robert Julian
I'm afraid not.
Happy Clam
You told me the last time you saw Julian was at 2:00 this afternoon.
Robert Julian
That's right.
Happy Clam
How was he dressed?
Robert Julian
He was wearing a blue suit with a yellow tie.
Geico Spokesperson
He's lying. He was wearing a red tie.
Happy Clam
Thanks, angel. I knew you'd be helpful. Okay, Sergeant, what are you waiting for?
Sergeant Corbett
What are you talking about?
Happy Clam
Well, don't you see who killed Julian?
Sergeant Corbett
No.
Happy Clam
Who do you suppose dreamed up this double cross? Who's the smart wheel that made all the little cogs go?
Sergeant Corbett
Her?
Happy Clam
No. Him.
Robert Julian
Really, Mr. Waring.
Happy Clam
No, really, Mr. Kessler. He did a nice piece of work. This is no time for you to go modest on the people. All right, Sergeant, make like a policeman.
Sergeant Corbett
I don't get it? I just don't get it at all.
Happy Clam
What's your problem, little man?
Sergeant Corbett
Talk about your switches. This is the first time I can remember in this kind of a case where the girl didn't know it.
Happy Clam
Well, Kessler was your most obvious suspect.
Sergeant Corbett
Proving that the most obvious suspect is guilty can get you barred from the union. Now, what made you latch onto him?
Happy Clam
Well, it didn't make sense otherwise. According to bridges, there was $70,000 worth of junk in that Buddha. Now I ask you, would a guy like Kessler trust a girl he hardly knew to pick it up? Why should he? Julian was available. Then it occurred to me this whole thing must have been a test and Kessler substituted Buddha's.
Sergeant Corbett
Only Julian didn't know.
Happy Clam
Before he could find out, Kessler punctured his vanity. Now, does that answer all your questions?
Sergeant Corbett
All but one. How do you account for the mistake you made?
Happy Clam
Where did I make a mistake?
Sergeant Corbett
Well, here. There was a beautiful blonde in the case and you wind up the evening with me. Now, if that ain't a boner, nothing is.
Geico Spokesperson
Mike, I'm so sorry. I hope I haven't kept you waiting.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, what do you know?
Happy Clam
You say something, Corbett?
Sergeant Corbett
No.
Happy Clam
Then I will. Good night, Sergeant.
Les Damon
The Case of the Dirty Dollar. The Case of the Dirty Dollar. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon, when Mike Waring learns that some people with money to burn often wind up fried. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake, produced and transcribed by Bernard L. Shubert, written today by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon, with Chuck Webster as Sergeant Corbett. This program came from New York. Howard Reeg speaking.
Adam Graham
Welcome back. A bit of a slow reaction to the pistol whipping attempt by Bridges. I mean, he really telegraphed that and Mike just let him do that for some reason or another. Also, since Bridges was a treasury man, why did he pistol whip Mike Just for the fun of it. Also worth noting that Larry Haynes, who played Bridges, would also star in the late 1950s mutual revival of Philip Lord's lesser known series Treasure Agent, which we played several years back. Now, even though we do only have two episodes of that particular series and two of the earlier one from the 40s. Haynes agent in that series was Agent Lincoln. And as far as I can remember, there wasn't one pistol whipping in the episodes we listened to. I also don't know what the color tie was supposed to prove, but maybe I missed something. I did go back and listen again. And there was no indication as to why. That was a really important, crucial piece of evidence that pointed the finger at the killer. The Falcon once again had a nod to genre tropes and how you can be surprising by being obvious and have it turn out that the sinister villain is actually the murderer and also having the detective get the girl. Although I think Sergeant Corbett might be exaggerating or misremembering the number of times that a woman ended up being the guilty party. Well, now we turn to listener comments and feedback and we start with some tough questions regarding the case of the King of hearts by mechanic6682. How did Corbett know Waring was following King for Vic? And how is that enough to arrest Vic? And since when is getting your ribs bandaged enough for a gunshot? These are some fair questions. I did go back and listen to the episode and there is an answer I could give that would be very patched. The reason Sergeant Corbett knew is because we heard the Falcon tell him. However, the way that played out is that Corbett came up to Waring's apartment, asked Waring if he knew Vic, and then Waring said, yes, I knew him. I did this job for him. Now, after the commercial, when we go to police headquarters, Vic is downtown lying to the police and denying that he ever hired someone to trail his wife. So that raises the question, why did Sergeant Corbett go down to Waring's apartment and ask him if he knew Vic? And that's not explained. Does he go to Waring's apartment with every murderer? No, because Waring said that it'd been a week since he'd seen Corbett. But the way it's done in the writing since Waring revealed that he worked for Vic, the listener would just tend to accept that, even though we have no explanation for why Corbett would even be asking this question. As to the question of how is this sufficient? Cause here is. You know, I have sometimes theories of the way these universes work. And I think whereas in our universe we have a concept called probable cause, I think that the Falcon universe operates under the premise for arrest of plausible cause. And so the way it's handled in terms of determining whether to make an arrest, a judge will take a look and say, yeah, I mean, it's not really proven, but I could kind of see that have. Could have happened. Maybe it's, it's just a theory at this point, but that. That's what I'm working out. Now we have a much easier question. Anthony asked, would you please give me the name of the actor who played Johnny King. Thanks. It was Mandel Kramer who would go on to play the last Johnny Dollar in the early 1960s. And I do include the names of actors I recognize in the show notes, which you can see on your podcast player, also on YouTube and the great Detectives website. And one thing that's nice about the Falcon is that they pretty regularly get in some of the most recognized character voice actors in New York radio. We get regular appearances by Mandel Kramer, Bill Zuckert and Ralph Bell, and maybe slightly less frequent appearances by Maurice Tarplin, Larry Haynes, and occasionally Jackson Beck as well. Thanks so much for the question. Now it's time to thank our Patreon supporter of the day and I want to go ahead and thank Eddie. Eddie's been one of our patreon supporters since July 2023, currently supporting the PODC at the Detective Sergeant level of $7.14 or more per month. Thanks so much for your support, Eddie. And that will actually do it for today. If you're enjoying the podcast, please follow us using your favorite podcast software and be sure to rate and review the podcast wherever you download us from. We'll be back next Monday with another adventure with the Falcon, but join us back here tomorrow for Charlie Chan. Where?
Charlie Chan
Ah, I see Mr. Ryder. I wish to ask him a few questions.
Happy Clam
Want me with you, Inspector?
Charlie Chan
No, for a few minutes. Join us in study after breakfast.
Les Damon
Okay, inspector.
Charlie Chan
Good morning, Mr. Ryder.
Robert Julian
Good morning, Chan.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Ryder, may I ask you to step upstairs to study for a few moments?
Les Damon
Now, really, Chan, don't you think this question and answer business has gone far enough?
Charlie Chan
You are suggesting that we consider the matter of Madame Landini's murder closed and like snap of fingers, permit murderer to escape?
Robert Julian
Oh, certainly not.
Les Damon
The properly constituted authorities can take care.
Robert Julian
Of everything very nicely.
Les Damon
Not, of course, that I deny your ability or anything.
Charlie Chan
Mr. Halt. So sorry to disturb breakfast. Mr. Ryder declines to be questioned without presence of duly authorized person.
Happy Clam
Now listen here.
Charlie Chan
Enough. Please go to the study.
Robert Julian
And supposing I refuse?
Charlie Chan
The entire affair's out of my hand.
Adam Graham
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Summary of "The Falcon: The Case of the Burning Bridges (EP4665)"
The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio presents "The Falcon: The Case of the Burning Bridges," an enthralling episode that weaves mystery, deception, and intricate detective work. Hosted by Adam Graham, this episode dives deep into the adventures of Mike Waring, known as The Falcon, as he navigates a complex case involving rare artifacts, deceitful characters, and unexpected twists.
The episode opens with Adam Graham welcoming listeners to the fifteenth season of The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio. He provides a brief overview of the episode and encourages listener engagement, setting the stage for the unfolding mystery of "The Case of the Burning Bridges."
Arrival of George Bridges
The story begins in New York's Chinatown, where George Bridges, a rugged gentleman, arrives at Kessler's Imports seeking the rare Hoshin Buddha statue, supposedly from the ill-fated Wang Dynasty. His persistence leads him to Robert Julian, the associate of Paul Kessler, owner of the import shop.
Bridges presents a letter from Gustav Oppenheimer, introducing himself and expressing his desire to complete his collection of Buddhas. Despite skepticism about the authenticity of the letter ([05:13]), the negotiation ensues with Bridges offering $70,000 for the statue, far below its estimated value of $250,000 ([06:07]).
Suspicious Activities
As Bridges and Julian discuss the transaction, Julian becomes suspicious of Bridges' intentions, especially regarding the validity of the Hoshin Buddha and the legitimacy of the Wang Dynasty, which doesn’t exist according to library checks ([09:18]). This raises red flags about the authenticity of the artifact and Bridges' motives.
Encounter with Happy Clam (Mike Waring)
Simultaneously, Mike Waring, alias The Falcon (referred to as Happy Clam in the transcript), is introduced as he interacts with Joan Calvin, an employee of Kessler's Imports. Joan inadvertently becomes involved in the mystery when she overhears conversations about the Hoshin Buddha.
Joan's involvement opens avenues for The Falcon to delve deeper into the case.
The Murder of Robert Julian
The plot thickens when Robert Julian is found dead, brutally stabbed, raising immediate suspicions on Bridges. Mike Waring confronts Bridges in his apartment, leading to a violent encounter where Bridges attempts to intimidate Waring ([25:18]).
This confrontation suggests a deeper conspiracy behind the sale of the Hoshin Buddha, indicating organized crime involvement.
Revelations and Twists
As the investigation progresses, Sergeant Corbett assists The Falcon in unraveling the truth. It is revealed that Bridges is not merely a dealer but a treasury agent head of the narcotics division, adding layers to his character.
This revelation shifts the focus from a simple art deal gone wrong to a potential narcotics-related plot, complicating The Falcon’s investigation.
Climactic Showdown
The episode culminates in a tense confrontation where The Falcon deduces that Paul Kessler orchestrated the entire scheme, using the Hoshin Buddha as a cover for illicit activities. The final showdown exposes Kessler’s deceit, leading to his downfall.
Sergeant Corbett commends The Falcon for his sharp deductions, highlighting the detective’s prowess in solving complex cases.
The Falcon: "Well, even if you took the clam out for the best day ever... the clam would not feel happy." ([00:11])
Paul Kessler: "We have told this is my establishment." ([28:37])
Joan Calvin: "I didn't mean it that way." ([08:30])
Sergeant Corbett: "If the shoe fits." ([14:54])
The Falcon: "You must be real tough." ([24:14])
Mike Waring (The Falcon): Demonstrates keen observational skills and strategic thinking. His ability to connect seemingly unrelated clues highlights his expertise as a private investigator.
George Bridges: Initially appears as a typical collector but is later revealed to have deeper, possibly nefarious connections, adding depth to his character.
Paul Kessler: Portrayed as a deceitful antagonist, Kessler's actions drive much of the conflict, showcasing the classic trope of the corrupt business owner.
Joan Calvin: Represents the unsuspecting individuals drawn into the web of crime, her initial involvement pivotal for the investigation.
Sergeant Corbett: Acts as a supporting character who aids The Falcon, providing additional perspectives and questioning during the investigation.
Deception and Trust: The episode explores themes of trust and deception, especially in business dealings where rare artifacts are concerned.
The Illicit Art Market: Highlights the dark side of the art world, where valuable artifacts become pawns in larger criminal schemes.
Detective Work: Emphasizes the importance of observation, deduction, and strategic thinking in solving complex mysteries.
"The Case of the Burning Bridges" masterfully blends suspense with classic detective storytelling. Through intricate plot developments and well-crafted characters, the episode keeps listeners engaged from start to finish. Adam Graham’s insightful commentary after the episode further enriches the listening experience, providing deeper analysis and addressing listener questions, thus enhancing the overall appreciation of old-time radio detective dramas.
Listeners are encouraged to reflect on the clever use of genre tropes and how they are subverted to deliver unexpected twists. The episode stands as a testament to the enduring appeal of radio detective stories, blending nostalgia with timeless storytelling techniques.
Post-episode, Adam Graham delves into the nuances of the plot, addressing listener questions regarding character motivations and plot inconsistencies. He acknowledges the complexities of the narrative, particularly the relationship between Sergeant Corbett and Mike Waring, and the seemingly abrupt actions of George Bridges. Graham offers theories to bridge plot gaps, enhancing the understanding of the episode's intricate storyline.
Graham's reflections provide valuable insights into the storytelling mechanics of old-time radio dramas, offering listeners a deeper appreciation of the genre's craftsmanship.
Concluding the episode, Adam Graham thanks the podcast’s supporters and encourages listeners to engage further through subscriptions and social media platforms. The anticipation is built for the next episode, teasing "The Case of the Dirty Dollar," ensuring listeners remain hooked to The Falcon’s ongoing adventures.
The Great Detectives of Old Time Radio continues to captivate audiences with its rich narratives and nostalgic charm, and "The Falcon: The Case of the Burning Bridges" exemplifies the enduring allure of golden-age radio detective dramas.